/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58301289
when bybit

Where was Kraken mentioned, fren?

>>58301289
price will x2 in the next 12 hours
wagmi

close to ATH again, where's the fudders at?

everyone pray for >>58300690 who just got permanantly priced out after arrogantly swinging and making fun of you all

>>58301289
Frens i have a technical question. Why can't i open APU/WETH chart on tradingview? the search engine can't find it. is there any way for me to track APU on tradingview?

>>58301331
yes please

It's not just about saving frens, but taking exit liquidity away from palladium.

FUCK YOU AND YOUR GAY
I TRIED SWINGING IT AND IT'S ONLY GOING UP

I HATE ALL OF YOU

>>58301405
Lmao

>>58301372
>>58301405
Nobody is buying into your dogshit.
Make your own thread.

>>58301405
nonfren

>>58301428
kek

>>58301405
fuck off scammer

>>58301405
top two holders of the fake APU hold 65% of total supply kek, nice try poocel

>>58301458
But my name is Matthew Smith

>>58301428

>>58301453
But APU hasn't rugged, only apustaja has
>>58301458
Top 6 wallets can dump coin liquidity to nothing

>>58301487
this complete copycat version of apu is pretty bullish but also somewhat pathetic

>>58301325
The community wallet sent $$ to Kraken, Bybit, & MEXC

>>58301511
Checked. Thank you saar

>>58301487
>the rug in question
>>58301500
it's really sad lol

>>58301538
IT IS SO OVER

Want to buy this and Cuckbase kicks me from my account, and rejected my ID. Uniswap verification system is also broken and keeps returning to the home page so I can't swap. God, I'm so fucking tired of this shit.

I just want to know when coingecko will rank Apu by marketcap

>>58301405
> creator wallet still holds 20%
fuck off jeet

>>58301538
The creator, who still has multiple wallets, has admitted to it. Why are we pretending he can't repeat the action from the same position he was in when he did it the first time?

>>58301611
TWENTY PERCENT BAHAHAHAHA

>>58301336
because apu is a uniswap coin and tradingview does not have a price feed on uniswap. they're charts are populated via apis from various centralized exchanges.

Mfw my 35mil apu might allow me to make it.

>>58301289
You retards don’t get it. Apu will be bigger than the minions. YES, BIGGER. If you can’t see that right now you’re ngmi

Apu will be up there with the likes of Mickey Mouse, pikachu and the minions

>Me in my new house after we hit 20 billion MC and me and all my frens make it

>>58301827
I get it I get it
but don't call frens mean names

Kek baggies don't be surprised for the devs 4th rug

>>58301883
oh no, will it rug to its previous ATH? :(

>>58301883
Damn we already had 3 rugs?
Please rug sometime soon. I love rugging upwards.

>>58301289
Confession. I couldn't get a good entry on this coin It's just a rodeo. I just bought a tiny little bag and my low three figure gains haven't made me happy.

I will literally never make it and I cry myself to bed every night.

God fucking damnit can't this rug when I have cash to throw at it? I ain't selling but I want a better entry to get more

>>58301883

I sold the bottom when i thought palladius had rugged for real and never bought back in because I got fudded
sick to my stomach, could have had 6 figures, could have finally bought nice things for myself (on disability)
maybe ill just jump off a building instead

> be me
> buy apu at 15m market cap
> see it rug to 700k mcap
> suddenly one day i see i can sell at break even and dont
> sold at 30m market cap thinking the dev will rug again
> now priced out and no way in hell will i ever be mentally prepared to buy at these prices considering how low i once got in
> know this shit has a 65% chance to do 1b by november
> buy rope
> ?

>>58302058
Not too late to buy back in fren. From current price this will still go 100x this year and then do another 15x-20x next year.

>>58302062
iktf
I sold most of my stack and then bought back with the same amount of usdc for half the amount of the stack
hurts but still made gains still then
sometimes just gotta swallow your pride and forget the past
if this goes to 10b marketcap you'll be thinking about all the chances you had to buy but didn't

>>58302062
Similar situation happened to me I solded my 8M after two rug pulls right before it mooned Monday afternoon bought back 2M the next day. Lost like $1100 but I don’t mind it’s my first time buying a meme coin live and learn I guess.

>>58302062
>> know this shit has a 65% chance to do 1b by november
November?
Check shib/pepe, charts.
We're going to 1 billy this month fren

>>58302076
i think ill buy some Nembutal (animal euthanasia drug)
does any fren have a decentralized drug market they can recc where i can buy drugs to overdose? ideally painlessly . everyday is already pain because of my back injury.
ive been in crypto since 2012 and all i have to show for it is 11k USDC.
12 years. 11118$
countless rugs that have cost me hundreds of thousands, paperhanded sells that cost me millions
im not supposed to make it
i just want to die now
ideally painlessly
im turning 30
i want out

>>58302182
im 36
get back on that horse faggot
jesus christ stop feeling sorry for yourself
unironically 11k is enough to turn it into something

>>58302182
WAGMI fren, just buy and hodl. We're almost at the halving and the coming bullrun. The meme energy for this is insane and normies haven't even noticed it yet. This is the big one.

>>58302182
I had paralyzing back pain but got prolotherapy injections to heal the ligaments and then strengthened my core and my back
check out movementgems on youtube/instagram
there are loads of ways to heal your back, just gotta take the steps, there's always a way to slightly improve your situation in life
buy a little bag of apu, do some exercises for your back, go for a walk, eat a healthy meal
death isn't the end, you're stuck here mate, you always have the now moment to improve your situation a little bit
you inject yourself with something you come back as a jeet baby living the slums of delhi
good luck with that

Frens , I bought a stack is there a telegram?

>>58301428
Never swing your entire bag
Rookie mistake

>>58302229
welcome fren
https://t(dot)me/apuclub

https://twitter.com/coinbasebro/status/1776325001077035444?s=20
things are getting spicy

>>58302058
>>58302062
You dumb fuck frens don't you understand that this shit still has a x1000 left, yes you fucked up but you're still fucking early where a $1000 dollar investment can turn into a million. You just have to stop fucking crying, buy back in, and diamond hand this shit for the next year. Like fuck you're letting your greed blind you to the point where you don't want buy back into what's going to be the #1 meme coin of 2024 because you accidentally paperhanded and can't get your original stack back.

Holy shit this coin is going the distance isn't it.

This is the most bullish thing I've ever seen

>>58302468
imagine taunting 4chan of all fucking places man

Ok apu bros, please justify how a token with 70:1 liquidity ratio is a good investment when 1 whale could rug the chart.

I regret not having bought it on Easter Sunday, I spent the whole day staring at the graph

>>58302401
QRD? My browser doesn't want to load the page for some reason.

>>58302401
Holy shit this is so fucking gay. What is the point of this? I get the dev is a total faggot and he screwed over everyone, me included, over but what is the point of doing this shit now apu is getting major listings? Inb4 I'm defending him or something. All I see this doing is causing drama exchanges dont want to be involved in. Plus it will make him dump his bags around the 100 mill mc and make it harder to get into the next stage off lift off.
Idk maybe that's what they want? Dev to dump again so the 2% isn't looming over everyone's heads?
And that's IF and a big if, that 5g isn't the same person as palladius and trying to fool everyone.
Idk seems like a good excuse for a dump now.
Sus

>>58302502
they figured out palladius's irl identity
the one that rugged the token

>>58302514
Giga-bullish if true. This just keeps getting better and better.

>>58302489
same liquidity ratio as most early stage meme coins, and realistically one whale won't crash it at this point as one whale wouldn't even be able to get their gains out and end up losing money.

>>58302468
This unironically makes 1bn fud, and 10bn mcap a possibility once BTC rallies.
Imagine they force him to send the money back to the liquidity pool. Anyone still fudding APU does not deserve to become rich what might perhaps be the last ever chance to make a pretty penny on crypto.

>>58302508
honestly, and I say this as an apu holder, I think it's 5G trying to distance himself from the dev, either he is the dev or he is very close to him and all of this is part of the grand scheme, he's trying to tout himself as the savior figure and the anti-dev and this move just made it all the more obvious to me
such a shame really

>>58302401
5G is such a schizo
>people still looking for Palladius
>5G + Admins tell them to stop
>people ask why
>5G calls them crazy and to let it go
>people ask why
>5G all of a sudden says he already found Palladius and uh Palladius is selling/giving 5G the remaining dev tokens people know about in exchange for not perusing legal action and handing over the old domain
>everyone celebrates
Its good to wrap this up, but its all just clearly theatre.

>>58302229
there is no telegram anymore because the original dev rugged and pulled this coin. Also there is no control over web or anything, its completely gone to shit now

>>58302600
He has not once asked for people to stop looking for Palladius. I swear you are the same retard in every thread that keeps claiming that they are the same person.

>>58302603
don't listen to this faggot


I swear you fudders have better shit to do.
Go advertise your own bags on twitter or something

How can another generic frogcoin appeal to normies?

>>58302600
I'm skeptical that this is anything but manouvering, but we'll see
>58302603
t me/apuclub

>>58302635
how could Apu not appeal to normies?

No way Palladius complies, he sounded like an arrogant, dogged bastard. He's gonna dump it all which won't do anything at this point, it will just be instantly slurped up.

but who E60

There is a looooot of midwitting in here yet again. If 5G is palladius, who gives AF? Perception is reality.

>>58302635
the dev already rugged and pulled so people are now back to pepe also teelegram deleted so no community anymore

>58302676
t me/apuclub

>>58302676
truly pathetic attempt at fud
shame on you
nobody is dumb enough

>>58302626
This story will play out in nothing bad happening to Palladius and 5G promising that ppl will stop going after Palladius. Thats the only way it goes to protect Palladius whether he is 5G or a friend of 5G. 5G found out most reputable sites like cmc/cg wont easily change token data (websites, social links) without the original email belonging to the original website. He needs to get that back in a public "believable" way. Needs to stop the witchhunt and needs to stop the dev tokens fud.

>>58302626
>Go advertise your own bags on twitter or something
You literally come to /biz/ in organized groups from your telegram, raid telegram, raid twitter chats then whine about receiving any negative replys.

>>58302745
Thank you script writer. When is the movie adaptation coming?

TND TOTAL NONFREN DOMINATION
BILLIONS MUST SMILE, I hate Non frens so much it's unreal bros.
See yas in the mornig

>>58302758
The fact anyone believes this is just bizarre.
>You believe 5G found out who Palladius is
>You believe Palladius will pay off 5G so 5G doesnt leak his personal info
But if Palladius is findable, how will Palladius pay off the next person who finds his info? Why could only 5G find the info?

>>58301928
all gains are good gains fren

>>58302898
Arguing with you is a waste of time.
Just let me know when it hits the cinemas.

>>58302898
Palladius sent the rugged funds to a KYC'd Binance account. Very easy to find after that. Next time be less retarded anon

wtfwt

>>58302949
Sure, so what incentive does Palladius have to cooperate? 5G cant absolve Palladius of any legal responsibility and cant protect his personal info since anyone could get to it. I just dont see any incentivize for him to cooperate as there isnt any benefit. What would be in it for him? 5G doesnt dox, but like you said anyone can get the info and dox.

>$100k buy

Wew lads

>>58302961
29.5 ETH buy lmao unbelievably based fren

>>58302977
personally id be more afraid of autism doxx that i would be the police
people on here are absolutely insane
this has been proven time and time again
i wouldnt fuck with 4chan

>>58302987
especially when autismbux are on the line

>>58302984
>>58302965
meant for this anon woops

>>58302984
dont let these buys fool you the dev already rugged and pulled liquidty so there is nothing anymore just empty coin no tg no web no dev just rug pulled coin

>put $1k in when this rugged initially
>I'm now at $84k
>I made more money putting money in pepe shitcoins than wagecucking an entire year

>>58302980
>>58302984
so bullish the spanish are rounding up flags

>>58303022
congrats anon
but theres still a lot of game to be played

Someone just slaps 100k down and goes "I'm in"

>>58302977
Rug pulling is considered theft and fraud in most jurisdictions.

>>58303005
i buyed before during and after the rug
im sorry youre hurt fren

HOLY SHIT THAT BUY
ARE YOU OKAY FUDDERS?
FUDDERS ARE YOU OKAY?
OHH HHH FUDDIEEEEESSSS

>>58303049
I'm not selling until 1 billion minimum

>>58303051
so fucking based

>>58303054
Why would selling a token created out of thin air be a crime?

If that’s the case every crypto team would be in jail. Including Sergey Nazarov.

>>58303022

God tier conviction. I kneel.

>>58302574
>>58302600
>>58302745

Please tell me, how it feels to be fucking retarded and always sidelined?

Haven’t bought yet but I’ve been paying attention from the sideline. This checks all the marks of being a billion dollar memecoin. Most of all because of the fucking zealot community who refuses to give up no matter what. Will begin to accumulate

Gott fucking dammit I was trying to buy yesterday at 0.0001 it was literally the most obvious fucking easiest buy in history, i was salivating, the least dangerous most securely hugely profitable buy there could be but I couldn't fucking buy due to circumstances. And now it's taking off never to return to planet earth fuuuuuuck...

>>58303051
Oh it's that guy from that thread, he really did it?

>>58303005
You mean just like both Shiba and Pepe?

ALL ABOOOOOAAAAAAARD
NEW ATH SOOOOOOON
100MM MCAP STATIOOOOOON

It is obvious that $APU will go into at least a billion market cap and into the top 100 coins

We are still very early, the number of holders is accelerating

this reminds me of the pepe rally last year

>>58303154
That poster was me but I wasnt the 29 eth buyer. I’m going in with a lot more than that, but slowly

piece of shit skem

>>58303194
>as he soon realizes that his FUD holds no power any longer, the mosquito IQ fudder resorts to insult in an attempt to cope for missing the chance to be rich

>>58303122
I’m a day one holder though, onlyfrens. I’m one of the top $apu shillers since day 1 on Twitter, still shill daily to pump my bags. Not going to lie and say the team aren’t lying shady grifting boomers though. I’ll go post wagmi stuff in the telegram now and share this screenshot saying look at /biz/ cope.

>>58303207
If you are OG you should know how Palladius got caught, and that 5g being Palladius is just retarded conspiracy.

>>58303194
classic. fudder's last resort before they become our frens

>just hit 100m MC
FUDDERS ARE ROPING
APU IS RISING
BILLIONS MUST FREN

we are still early, $APU is the coin with the best chance of "make it"

>>58301428
Ex-Swingie fren here.

I bought at 60m before this epic bullrun, up about 15%. Will never swing again, forgive me please frens.

>>58303194
You will bend the nee

>>58303309
its at 75m anon you dont need to lie
>>58303334
yeah I swung once for a little profit and I dont wanna do it again it's way too parabolic

>>58303334

we forgive you fren

remember, SWINGER GET NO TENDIES

>>58301428
I was in the /Shiba general/ when the marketcap was under $10 mill. Was swinging, got priced out and refused to buy back in out of spite. Trust me, the pain you feel right now is nothing compared to what you’ll feel when Apu shoots past a billion. Wouldn’t wish that shit on my worst enemy

>>58302062
>>58302058
You guys really should have checked the wallets before selling the bottom

>>58303370
I remember January 2021 Shib...

>>58303189
GMI and bullish

>>58303399
Comfy. Did you hold for long? I was a top 5 wallet in Grumpy too when it shot past Shiba. Then it nuked because of the boomer lady who threatened to sue. From $3k to $2 mill and back down in like 1 week. But missing out on hundreds of millions with Shiba was much worse. Would wake up in a cold sweat every night, check my phone and pray to god it had crashed, only to see +40% in the last 24 hours, over and over and over again. Pure terror

What is the official make it stack? Is it 500 million? 500 million would be the equivalent of holding 1.1 trillion Shib.

>>58303446
the worst part is that your fiat bank doesn't allow you to deposit cash during the weekends to cuck you during the bull run
i could have bought in at about 12m MC but because of this i missed the ATL dip and eventually got my bag at 44m
i fucking want to sue this shitty bank fr

I’ll buy when it cools down from ATH, if it doesnt then oh well

>mfw lost 5 million APU on a swing buying back in

>>58303512
it has in the past, I wouldn't be surprised if we go back down to previous ath for a day or two soon

>>58303369
Thanks fren I really appreciate it.

>>58303370
Holy shit anon that sounds dreadful. Totally noted and thanks for sharing. WAGMI with Apu now.

>>58303509
next time take out a loan on something like aave against your ETH then pay it off on the monday
saved me a few times

>>58303524
its time to stop

>>58303370
thanks anon my life savings are in apu now (unironically)

>>58303533
I saw it at .00001 or whatever and couldnt buy because I was at work. If I do buy in I got around 2k to work with, would love a 10x or so

>>58303509
>>58303532
still we're early asf
we're all GM as long as BTC keeps the crypto afloat for more than i would say 3 months
this shit will definitely get listed in major CEX any time given the hype & volume of it.
even 2 or 3b MC is a fud now.

>>58303507
define make it
But yeah originally it was 500m make it 100 sui

>>58303507
that's not even a make-it stack.
that's an official warning from WEF stack

>>58303568
>But yeah originally it was 500m make it 100 sui
Seems about right, 500m would be a top 150 holder and is the equivalent of holding a bit over 1 trillion Shib.

>>58303579
kek

>>58303579
Well, 500 million APU at Shib ath of 40 billion would net out to about 20-25 million after taxes depending on the State.

>>58303534
Biggest lesson learned is that if you decide to swing or book profits at some point before or after apu (or other super obvious memecoin winners) shoots past a billion, never ever sell your whole stack. Always keep a moonbag tucked away for when the bullrun goes into hyperdrive so you dont want to rope

it keeps going up, get fucked fuds

That bastard Palladius still has 7.3 billion, sucks to know that he will get rich alongside all of us despite his attempt to destroy the project.

>>58303598
just move to germany and tether it all
hold it for more than a year
no tax theft cuckery no IRS nothing

>>58302058
>>58302062
getting tired of hearing your cry stories. you either need to buy back in and join the ride, or be at peace with having sold. what you're doing now is no good.

>>58303613
US citizens have to pay tax no matter where they live iirc, better to just pay the IRS and get on with it.

Thank god I swapped my LINU for APU early this morning, gotta know when to fold em'.

Since APU is the Shib to Pepe, I think it will reach half of Pepe mcap, which is around 1.5 billion. Then during the bullrun it will go to 5-10 billion or so.

>>58303631
of course you'd have to renounce your citizenship. why would you even want to keep your passport with that much money? i'd spend my whole life partying with models from all around europe

>>58303446
Yeah, I was deeply invested in grumpy. Like money invested, but I also spent so much time posting and making memes I was blind to the other coins being shilled back then. We were so close to making it. I think it was Whitebit that announced they would start offering grumpy on their exchange and then a day later they received a cease and desist and removed everything.
I still know that if that bitch Tabitha and her front man lawyer didn't intervene grumpy would have been a top meme coin last cycle.
That's why I avoid all trade marked meme coins now (unless it's a quick flip) and one of the reasons I like Apu.
Old school meme, long history, belongs to the internet, it's great.
Btw kf you have pawth they recently said they'll be providing support on basechain so keep an eye on that in the coming months.

>>58303203
kek that made me chuckle

>>58303610
It is what it is, plenty of millionaires/billionaires didnt deserve being rich either and here we are.

>>58303646
Thinking the same thing. At the height of the bull, Pepe will probably end up somewhere between $10-20B and Apu will be about half of that

>>58302574
I honestly don't even care if he's the dev. never did. the whole thing was a success, and I am riding that success. idgaf about any of the rest of it

cope harder this is a rug you are all getting rugged hard by VC scammers

>>58303691
>>58303691
SARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR YOU CAN'T GET THE CHEAPIES TO FEED YOUR VILLAGE ANYMOARRRRRRRRRRR

>>58303691
lol but could you imagine if your ID was APU omg?

>>58303699
enjoy this piece of shit skem dev rugged already and has 10% wallet

>>58303665
Damn that’s rough. Grumpy also gave me lawsuit-ptsd when it comes to memecoins. In hindsight it was so obvious that when Grumpy died, Shiba didnt have any serious meme competitors left and automatically became the new King with a clear path ahead. But my refusal to buy back in higher than I sold kept me from seeing it clearly until it was too late

this doesn't even feel real anymore
I don't even know how to deal with the kind of gains I'm making

hehe

>>58303691
meanwhile,it just hit a new all time high, feeling pretty good right now

>>58303706
10% rugging wouldn't even do shit at this point
it would get slurped so hard where have you been

guys is it STILL early?

My bag is worth over $300k right now. wtf is gonna happen tomorrow when MEXC listing opens. WTF is pajeetus gonna do? This is the craziest shit I've ever experienced in the least few weeks.

>>58303560
I doubt we'll ever see hard drops like those again. There was really nothing to pop a rally like this until MEXC officially mentioned the listing. 100MM mcap is gonna be the official floor starting from tomorrow 4pm UTC.

Just like that I have more in APU then in the rest of my portfolio.
And this is only just the beginning, the whole market is stagnant while we're pumping off the charts, imagine when btc pumps.

>>58303734
don't know fren. I'm thinking there's a chance at the MEXC listing tomorrow no frens are gonna dump hard, but also lots of new frens gonna buy hard. I'm thinking we stabilize above 100M mcap end of weekend, but could be some crazy wicks down to like 20M or something in the massive price action tomorrow. Or maybe even Pajeetus might freak out and sell all his shit. Either way I don't see this stopping anytime soon. This Apu is the chosen one. It just refuses to die.

new ath nbd senpai

>>58303649
Millions of people would commit genocide to receive US citizenship...it feels like a complete waste to renounce it. USA is still the best country to live in if one is wealthy.

>>58303736
You’re secured for life if you dont cuck out too early. When deciding what time to book profits, look less at the numbers and more at the expected length of the bullrun. After the halving we still got another 6-12 months of bullrun ahead of us, and Bitcoin is a tide that will raise all boats, including Apu

>thread theme
https://youtu.be/swo51-CG9Ss?si=JDdaYU_VjYEjN8DP
IF I CAN MAKE IT, YOU CAN MAKE IT!

Look for the price of 2 funkopops you can hold Apu Apustaja (APU) for 1 year and become a millionaire it's time you stop living in fear. If it goes to zero you lose $100 who cares!!! But if I'm right I want all of you to thank me It will not make me happy if you come back to me in 10 years saying... Dude, I wish I listened to you back 2024 or 2025.

Just so you know, Apu Apustaja is a digital crypto and global fren system currency. I talk about technical analysis of Apu, Pepe, and crypto and how I make money trading APU. Apu Apustaja allows people to send or receive money across the internet, without a third party. I talk about how to make money trading cryptocurrency/altcoins along with apu news events.

WTFWT

frens go without me
i only bought 250 million tokens
i had a chance to make it but didnt have enough conviction to fully ape

>>58303734
I’m in for $1k/4.5m since last night. Time will tell. I’m diamondhanding until we make it or we rug. I’m hoping we’ll see an uphold listing in the coming months like we did with Pepe.

$45k sell. I bet that's a secret pajeetus bag. We shall overcome

everyone saying mexc listing but its not there?

but theres a countdown for tomorrow
so is it listed already or not?

>>58303783
tomorrow

>>58303783
Isn't MEXC notorious for shorting tokens?

>>58303782
he will run out of tokens eventually like i always say
sure the jeet should be a filthy rich by now but he'd still seethe in the end

>>58303645
massive sell signal, I'm not bullish anymore

In the LINU chat they tell us to fud you. But i cba, this stupid piece of shit has done nothing but crabbed and dumped. Fuck this. Could've had APU but instead stuck with this dead end coin. The linu tg has no plan other than shilling and fudding other coins. Im so done with biz crypto

>>58303821
Because he sold the dogshit token and bought the next PEPE? LMAO!

>>58303512
I think we're gonna see some crazy sell off tomorrow with mexc, but maybe some quick buy ins too, so be ready to catch the falling knife. You may get a chance tomorrow briefly. Tomorrow will test how much buy pressure there truly is. separating the frens from the non frens

how much can I make with 10M if it reaches 1B?

>>58303828
LINU tg ironically made many millionaires by providing the dip of the century, though.

>>58303737
Guess Imm not buying then, I just cant have it in me to buy an ATH peak sorry anon

>>58303833
If there is a dump, which I hope but doubt, I will use the opportunity to buy my way into the top 20

>>58303833
Are you the Rich OP from the other day who made the corridor with falling knives allegory? That was really cool of you if you are the same dude.

>>58303839
desu I'm more wondering about my 80 Milly stack.

I'm confident that can land me 2 Milly USD after tax if this thing explodes to where we think it could go? What do people think

>>58303783
https://twitter.com/MEXC_Official/status/1776227176272343456

>>58303848
I wouldn't either, I think we'll see some quick mega dips. BE READY. SET ALERTS
>>58303857
nope I'm a literal retard with less than one braincel. I bought pre rug, but sold at break even, then bought again when it was on the way up and got over a billy apus. But only because I'm literally retarded.

>>58303794
Same for KuCoin, which landed them in legal trouble eventually.
All exchanges snipe you for liquidation. That's how they make money back. There's a reason why we always tell you to never use Futures trading on /biz/
Weakest fud I've seen so far. You gotta step up.

>>58303749

MEXC listing brings a lot of new money to $APU

Many people haven't bothered to learn how to use Uniswap, and I'm sure a surprising number of crypto users don't even know what Uniswap is, and others don't want to pay the gas fee

when $APU is listed on MEXC, it is much easier to buy it, this brings more money and holders to $APU

this raises the attention of the $APU and its market cap, and more CEX listings are expected

>>58303980
the only issue is burgers arent allowed on mexc
burgers still have to uniswap until another exchange comes along

Reminder that the mexc listing is spot, not perps. Perps alone can be bearish because it allows people to short with leverage. The only thing spot does is lead to increased inflows. People who want to sell can already do it much more easily on uniswap since there’s more liquidity than mexc will have. It wont be a major happening to the upside or downside. It will just make us grow at a steady pace

>>58303999
it is literally only a matter of time

this is a once per cycle shitcoin

>>58303999

The first cex of many successful coins has been MEXC, I think for example Kaspa

and when $APU market cap going over 100 million, many CEX wants to list $APU, because they also want to make money with $APU coin

Just got $6700 dollar bonus from work. I work a do nothing government IT job where I scroll biz all day and occasionally fap on the toilets. Is chucking it into Apu a business and finance decision?

>>58304039
pretty much, yeah
spend 2 or 3k each month slurping and you'll make it

>>58304039
Do it

>>58304039
How does $670,000 by this time next year sound?

>>58301289
I need another 10x frens

>>58304039
Chuck half. Spend the other half

>>58304039
How does 230k at peak bull cycle sound like to you?

>>58304039
How does $6.7k +- $500 the next minute sound like?

People don't realize how early we are yet, fomo is going to be huge in the near future and then these prices will look ridiculously cheap

>>58304053
You’ll get it when Bitfuck resumes its journey post halving. As for me, not touching a single token until we’re half of Pepes market cap. Dont care if that’s $1 billion, $3 billion or $10 billion when we get there

BAGGIES KEEP COPING THIS SHIT IS DONE

btw, gas fees is now quite cheap on uniswap because its night time europe and US

tomorrow day could be huge fomo day, and uniswap gas fees are then high

>>58303005
Hurts bad?

big buys, looking good

>>58304100
It’s seething LINU cucks. I would seethe too if I were them but I wouldnt spend my time trying to fud. I’d just accept defeat and buy in

>>58304039
gonna be completely honest. Might be better opportunities to buy tomorrow or maybe some AI or RWA project during this dump that can get you a 30x. Apu is not the only opportunity right now. Whole market taking a shit so there's quite a few gems out there that will pump really well too. Personally I would not buy this pump right now. If it just continues to pump and you missed out oh well. You can find some other good projects that pump well.

>>58301289
Can someone link the main apu. I’m caving, finally grabbing a bag

>Make 36k a year
>Nearly made 1/3rd my wage already
>My old man couldnt believe me when I told him that
Come on, Apu. Get me out of the wagie life, my family and I deserve it!

I'm a top 50 wallet and shitting my pants right now, I bought like 2 eth worth after it rugged... I'm not worthy of this.

>>58304188
Please don't rug on your frens

>>58304188
I dumped my entire life savings at 10M mcap. to get just below the top 50. There are many path to valhalla. I hope to meet you there fren.

>>58304188
>I'm not worthy of this.
Yes, you are, fren.

The fact that other Boy's Club tokens pump when APU pumps is the biggest signal of what this token is about to become in a year from here.

to the anon who tole me to hold after I bought the top earlier, thank you fren wagmi

FUCK THIS COIN. I sold 100mil for 400$ 2nd day after lunch and all this pumps makes me die inside

>>58304201
god I wish I had your balls

I put in a measly $1k the second tip "just incase"

said fuck it and went all in earlier today, I hope I can still get something out of this

>>58301289
god I literally love this photo

>>58304237
in the second dip*

>>58304236
oof I don't really wanna say you're early with those positions but I'm certain MEXC is just the beginning for Apu.

>>58304216
>other Boy's Club tokens
Apu is not a boy's club matt furie deformed freak of nature. Apu is a true fren born from some Finland autist. I wonder if he knows about $apu. I hope he bought some.

>>58304199
No, never. I will only DCA out when the time comes, I believe in APU, we are going to well over a billion. Nothing can stop us.

>>58304201
You as well brother. We're all gonna make it.

>>58304213
Thanks fren. I love the apu community. It is truly fitting of the little frog, autistic, positive and funny.

>>58304237
anon you have no clue what kind of string of retardation I went on from January to 10 days ago. Retarded buy after buy, swap after swap at break even in a retarded frenzy to find a gem. I lost a shitton of sleep. Stopped eating almost completely. Started losing hair in clumps. Was absolutely miserable in the month of march.
But now...everything is better. I slept great for the first time in a month the last two nights. I feel my soul coming back into my body. I'm literally retarded anon. A man at his last desperate attempt to not be an absolute poorfag nobody. If apu gives me that chance I swear to god I will dedicate everyone of my remaining breaths to actually being a service to my fellow men. gonna wander the world looking for good deeds to do or something as a humble servant of the people

Holding a modest 80k bag here but I believe that will be enough to allow me to live out my dreams and also to easily invest in other prime opportunities during the 2025 golden bull run
Love you guys

yet another new ATH, this fucker is running, fudders in shambles

IS MEXC GONNA DUMP ON US OR NOT

New APU ATH again. The pump is on!

>>58304354
who gives a shit, just hold and don't think about short term price action, it's going to be a rocky ride no matter what, lots of times you will be tempted to sell or swing
just hold

Srry guys I'm retarded, is the MEXC airdrop eligible if I buy MEXC right now or do I have to buy before 04/04.

>>58301289
why did I listen to the fudders? My fate is sealed and I will never make it. I had a little north of 230m that I got for $500 and I sold for $2,500. Kill me frens. Eat my liver. Cook my spleen. Spread my ashes out on retard hill.

God dammit, I've been waiting for a dip to get in and it just doesn't stop. I guarantee the top will be the exact millisecond I buy in. Screen cap this: Apu will never ever EVER be higher than it is right now, ever again! Here goes nothing..

>>58304354
not sure, don't know if its going to have much liquidity for whales to dump, but whales could still dump with uniswap as a sell the news type of event. Honestly no clue though anon. I'm literally retarded. volume is up. buy pressure is up. the usual dumping whales are getting overpowered by the new fren fomo.

>>58304314
thats an incredible turnaround, anon, I really hope you make it. The last couple of months I barely broke even too, at some point something snaps and you have to do something crazy. this is what freedom feels like. I wish you the best and for your health.

I sold my 140m at the bottom after the rug

>>58304390
how much do you hold now?
tell me you bought back in...

>>58304381
I think it says you'd have to had been holding it for 30 days before 4/4 to get the airdrop

>>58304397
at least you got something the sales are disabled now

100m marketcap in 10 minutes

>>58304406
I now hold exactly 0 Apu Apustaja tokens anon

halo 2 and apu are mooning

>>58304201
Godspeed ser

LINU BAGGIES ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>58304424
F fren. I know some good rope sellers though

>>58304424
never sell your whole stack. now you know. but don't worry just wait and see what happens, you might be able to get back in way lower. or buy back in a little more now with money you won't miss like 100 bucks.

>>58304424
man I am terribly sorry for your loss, I can only imagine how frustrated and angry you must feel
I'd tell you to wait for a dip and get in but I don't know if that dip will ever come... we are still under 100m marketcap so it's still 100x to 10B and during the bull run we might go far beyond that..
I dunno bro, God bless I guess, 10m Apu might still be worth something
I fumbled 60m apu then bought back in at a loss of 30m but I decided I had to get back in

>>58304391
Did you buy? It went up:O

To all the fudders: Told you

approaching 100 milly

>>58304458
I wonder where the trannime fudder is

>>58304467
he fomo'd for sure

>>58304396
thanks true fren. It such a relief to feel like I'm in something that at least will do pretty good at the very least and not likely to dump on me below where I bought in. My soul is still sick. Plagued with greed and selfishness. I want to change. To be at true fren. If god and my frens give me this second chance. I swear I'll dedicate every single last day of my life to doing good in the world. No even if this literal rugpull scam token goes to zero that's my vow before all you frens as my witness. I'm going to get right. I'm going to live right from this day forward. I love you all my frens.

>>58304453
Impossible. You are a filthy liar!

>>58304450
Same her. Fumbled 26 M now only have 16 M. Better than nothing but still hurts. Can’t imagine what 100 M would feel like. Might as well throw something at it, I’d say it will at LEAST 10x.

>>58304467
he'll be back on the next big selloff

I saw a thread in Euro hours after this rugged to nothing and faded it because I wasn't going to buy a literal slow rug scamcoin.

Not touching this now but hope someone made a lot of money... it wasn't me.

how tf am I going to pay taxes on all this? I'm literally making too much money right now

>>58301289
>>58301428
>>58301883
>>58302058
>>58302062
>>58303691
>>58304391
Im not dumb enough for this, its a literal, actual rugpull token. I see it pumping right now but my brain will not allow me to knowingly put my actual, real money into a LITERAL SCAMCOIN. How the FUCK am I supposed to rationalize buying this shit? I swear to fucking god crypto is so fucking dumb its like people do the dumbest worst move ever and somehow that works but if you have even one braincell you are automatically set up for failure. Fuck this shit! There is no fucking trend to follow when it is A LITERAL RUGPULL SCAMCOIN. HOW THE FUCK IS SOMEONE SUPPOSED TO KNOW TO BUY AN ACTUAL, LITERAL SCAM. WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THAT YOU IDIOT

I really don't want to be this guy but you all may want to take a look at squidward, it's pumping and I get the feeling people who think they missed on apu are fomoing hard.

>that 100k sideliner
kek what a retard

>>58304524
what do you mean taxes?

How do we play this?

Everyone is going to be dumping right, so we just have to hold
swing at your own risk

>>58304533
halo 2

>>58304535
why on earth would anyone sell that much NOW?? IT'S MOONING WTF

>>58304536
capital gains applies to crypto no?

>>58304528
I bought after the rug and ended up fucking it all up with shitty swings. I'd have $100k right now from $1k if I just held. As far as rational goes, Why the fuck does a dog coin made as a JOKE have 25b mc?

>>58304539
A few will sell. There'll be a kraken listing after so selling will be extremely risky. Could hit 500m before the halvening then 1 bil after.

Fyi im a former linu baggie.

>>58304448
I know, I should've left a moonbag. You would think I would've learned by now.

>>58304450
I've got a pepe stack worth ~25k right now which could get me around 100m I think but jesus that's scary after waiting so long for pepe to pump. Bought pepe about a year ago.

SIRS

>>58304545
maybe pajeetus trying to get enough to hold him over as he flees to some third world shithole to escape the law

>>58304467
Swinging from a dead man’s noose

Joku myi 100k edestä tätä paskaa ja ette uskoneet että on RUGI. KOHTA NOLLAAN

wow! what a funny frog!

I'm literally hyperventilating rn

>>58304600
why

>>58304564
>There'll be a kraken listing after
Why do you think kraken will be next?

>>58304553
if you report it and if you create taxable events by transfering large sums to your bank

any thoughts on SHEB?

>>58304545

Maybe some sold who had gotten this extremely cheap

>>58304566
>I've got a pepe stack worth ~25k right now which could get me around 100m I think but jesus that's scary after waiting so long for pepe to pump. Bought pepe about a year ago.
damn that would be scary
but look where pepe is on the ranking compared to apu, much easier for apu to catch up then for pepe to do another 10x
I wouldn't recommend trading it all but definitely some
even 50m is a sizeable amount

>>58304618
what amount constitutes a taxable event? how often etc?

>>58304636
From what I've heard anywhere within the vicinity of 10k or over being transferred to the bank will cause the bank to notify the IRS (or in canada the CRA)
my plan is to just send ETH to my crypto dot com wallet, then put it on my crypto visa card and do cash withdrawals and live low key for a while. Not really interested in big ticket items, just glad to not be working and enjoying life. Some european countries don't do capital gains tax on crypto, portugal, switzerland, Germany (after 1 year holding iirc)
probs many other ways you can do it like cayman islands, bahamas, puerto rico, etc

>>58304636
If you are in the U.S., anytime you swap/sell a coin it’s a taxable event. If you lost money on it then you can write it off. If you made money you’re going to owe taxes

Irs is probably not going to know about it until you sell for USD and it hits your bank account.

>>58304648
Thats illegal, pay your fair share

100

we are going to the moon!

I came

WE HIT $100,000,000 FRENS

>>58304648
respect, I'm just unsure how to do this most effectively. plan was originally to convert to eth and send to RH account, but that would get taxed to fuck

>>58304658
probably? so I'm not going to get fucked here by converting to eth?

>>58304705
convert it to USDT, then park it for a year so you only get charged for capital gains tax, not a tax lawyer though so ask if that will work

$APU earns 10 billion market cap

Shiba market cap is 15,8 billion

About to hit .0003 lol

>>58304636
(US) any buy/sell/swap of a token is like buy/sell of a stock. taxable event. under IRS rules the tx fees get added to your cost basis at least. if you're using crypto accounts that have never touched KYC (say you mined a bunch of eth into a metamask wallet), you can probably get away without paying taxes on each taxable event... but it'll catch up to you when you finally want to convert to fiat. I've long sinced moved coins to/from KYC accounts so I just keep track and pay the man.

don't forget it was the IRS that got Capone, not the FBI

>>58304715
one year after transaction date? don't mean to be a retard but i've made much more than I thought I would

Congrats on 100mil MC frens. Here's to the eventual 1 billion and 10 billion. Cheers /biz/.

>>58304745
if you hold an investment for a year you only pay capital gains on it which is much lower rate than normal taxes

does hitting 100kk mc matter?

>>58304753

Wagmi, fren

>>58304715
>>58304705
anon it's all capital gains taxes. you're thinking of short vs long capital gains. in this case it doesn't matter. if you sell apu to USDT that's still a taxable event, and you'll have short term gains there. then if you sell USDT for USD afteer 366 days that's another taxable event, but long term gains.

>>58304753

>>58304762
It's a support

>>58304769
yeah but the long term gains are much lower right?

>>58304759
well fuck I hope the bull run goes into summer 2025 then. and then I can use the last normie fomo push as exit liquidity using one sided LP or something to cash out.

>>58303678
However, as more and more people realize that their "pepe" folder is actually full of Apu, there could be an intense flippening. People ADORE the underdog.

>>58304759
>>58304769
what's the difference in rate between short and long?

>>58304796
35% short. 15% long, but there's also state taxes which very between states.

>>58304796
>>58304800
yeah, so what I would do to lock in the gains, is convert it to a stable coin, then sit on it for a year and you halve the amount of taxes you have to pay.

>>58304800
yeah my state is an additional 5% so i try to go long all the time. been thinking about that lately. might need to get a tax jew this year

>>58301511
How much does that wallet own and how much does it cost to be hosted on Kraken, Bybit & MEXC?

100 MILLERINOS

>>58304779
>>58304796
short term gains are taxed at your marginal tax rate. long term gains are flat 15%

>>58304808
if you convert to stable that's a taxable event. So if possible you're gonna wanna wait a year to do that. We may not get that chance depending on how the bullrun plays out. Just be grateful you're getting free normie fomo money and then dedicate yourself to living a good holy life, because you feel like shit using that money selfishly.

>>58304019
Compare the charts to the first month of Dodge, and Shib. They're difficult to even compare. APU could be a once-in-a lifetime event. This is going to melt faces when peripheral burgers are presented it on Coinbase.

>>58304817

Not sure about the liatings, but community wallet had about 4.3B initially I think and is down to about 3B now

>>58304390
I thought the same thing when I sold Pepe at $20M and it went to $100M. Missed out on a 40x from there. I would do anything to go back and just fucking buy during a dip near $100M

>>58304828
>>58304808
>>58304800
thank you anons

>>58304060
I haven't seen much FOMO at all on this coin. Just smart money being cozy and dumb money trying to time it. Midwits have jobs and DCA, so we'll spike every payday. Just. Getting. Started.

>>58304788
>However, as more and more people realize that their "pepe" folder is actually full of Apu, there could be an intense flippening.
the pepe whales that flip first will profit the most bigly. a lot of these guys aren't idiots, there's going to be a few that will be savvy enough to make that trade. this will cause others to capitulate & fomo

the question is which coin are everyday people (not the VCs) really going to rally around long term? apu or pepe? if look at this honestly, you know what the real move is here.

I have APU on the CB dex wallet but I want it in my metamask. Do I just send it the same way I would send ETH / if the token is on a specific blockchain, all I have to do is send it to my wallet that's connected to that blockchain? I've never moved shitcoins between wallets before

>>58304848
>you never hedl her wen u had the chence

>>58304871
no problem anon. I just want frens to make informed decisions about paying the man... it's not like cash, every tx on the blockchain is recorded. can be easy to figure out for a computer.

>>58304188
Checked and is totally worthy
>>58304892
Yes fren, your ETH address is the same for all coins on the ETH chain. APU is an ETH coin, so that's your address. Be sure to send a small test amount first to be extra sure. I once sent $5000 of MATIC to an ETH address and it made me sad.

>>58304662
I've paid my share
the governments incessant taxation of everything is what's illegal and unconstitutional, income tax was a wartime measure that never went away
I know you're trolling tongue in cheek but still the same

>>58304929
Of course, thanks

>>58304890
The only pepe whale I know with mid 7 figs is planning to become a top 10 wallet in Apu so I’m relaxed every time there’s a selloff knowing that there are a lot of buy orders down there

>>58304528

>>58304958
I've already dropped down a space, near top 50. Some mofos are acoomulating hard

Think of it this way, if you have to invest an extra $1000 to $APU, there is a chance that you will get $10,000 when $APU goes into a billion market cap, and $100,000 if $APU goes to 10 billioin market cap

>>58304974
this look at like the top 25 wallets or so
they pretty much all don't sell

>>58304985
3 huge crashes filtered out pretty much all the weak hands and retards who sell after a 2x. Only balls of steel left and that’s great for the price

feel free to migrate to the new thread frens

>>58305009

>>58304983
if this goes to 10 billy. That's like 30M for me. There's literally no way to cash that out at the top. You have to start selling right as the normies fomo as aggresively as you can without tanking the price so they keep buying.

>>58305003

In my opinion, the opportunities far outweigh the risks If you can afford to invest an extra $1000 to $APU, then there is a good chance of making 10x – 100x gains, in the worst case you will lose 1000 dollars, which is very unlikely and on which your finances will not crash

>>58304983
Wtf, so if I invest a thousand dollars, and the price goes up 10x, my money will go up 10x as well?!?!?!

>>58305027
the question is, when do the normies fomo

>>58305093
probably some time next year when everything is pumping like crazy

>>58304528
I've been playing this song full blast with the windows down on my car and singing along daily.
Feels like some real meme magic is in the air.
Could you imagine if Coinbase listed Apu? They said they wouldn't list Pepe right?
Would be wild if all those cb users saw that happy green frog show up on the main page.
Can you imagine that? ;D

say something nice about mr pajeetius

been holding since pre first rug, today reached 5x and sold 20% and got my initial out. Now to let it ride.

>>58305258
I did that too a while back, then bought back in at 50% of what I sold, screw holding my initial, I want all Apu

>>58305093
when/if its on coinbase

>>58304929
> lost $5k
Jesus Christ anon. I’m sorry for your loss

>>58305027
I plan to sell some at that point but have also come to terms that I will have to hold after the following crash and wait for a slow recovery to a lower marketcap than the ath. Basically hold to the point where it stabilizes at a decent MC after the crash which could be a year or more

>>58305060
Yes. A 10x on a $1k investment would be worth $10k if you sold at that point

>>58305361
It's cool, I also bought $ELON in 2019 for my first 100x. Time in the market, as they say. Bought into $APU on day 3 and have only added to my stacklet. This is mars launch.

>>58305458
I wonder if it would be possible to get this on elons radar and he can pump it like doge

>>58305650
Honestly I think his "doge" tweet was as much as he's allowed to do without SEC biting his head off. They literally took away his ENTIRE pay contract from the last FIVE YEARS as leader of Tesla because "nobody should make that much money." There's a massive target on the poor guy's back.

>>58305788
he is they

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