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i'm buying the NTR dip

Daily Reminder: Dividends are your frens!

Threadly reminder that dividends are irrelevant. If you want a bit of cash from your stocks, you can sell some.

Housing will never crash.

SPY will CRASH to 350 by June.

No rate cuts in 2024, one more hike left.

Trump will lose.

>some fag goes in big on a risk trade
>makes a lot
>I do the same
>get btfo
I just want a big break.

>>58333634
>>58333650
SOURCE?

>>58333705
SOURCE?

>>58333754
i could warn you what im planning on buying
everything i buy tanks 2 days later

>>58333634
>>58333650
Could someone please explain to a newfag just how the FUCK this happens in /SMG/ threads? You telling me SMG lads are this quick on the draw?

Rocker, you're a /v/tard aren't you? Admit it.

Every water etf I read about is so generic. I want to focus on desalination and purification.
I also read that going long on farms/agri is a proxy for longing water (arable areas export to dry areas)

>>58333858
>2 minutes between posts

Did you short it when you had the chance?

>>58333705
>Trump will lose.
Everything made sense 'til here. Everything else was feasible. Is this what you want to happen or something?

I swear, you Goddamn queers are so sensitive about strong boisterous men who make you feel uncomfortable and I just wanna test you on this.

HIPO we eatin gud

>>58333870
/lgbt/ you mean

>>58333898
That's kind of a niche market so I wouldn't be surprised to learn there aren't very many choices

the important thing is my schg/schd combo outperformed voo by 0.026% today.

Happy crabs.

>>58334335
Maybe I'll have a low exposure to a broad etf and focus mostly on agri inputs like I planned to anyways

SOXL TO DA MOOOOON

>>58335226
That's some impressive paper trading, anon

Load up on cash so you can buy again.

brehs
i need your ideas
for yse 2.0
would you prefer the first screen to be a simple screen with a search bar (for stonks) and a link to image boards
- or -
to be of your portfolio overview?
im starting to lean towards the latter

>>58335333
Checked and braaaap

>>58334219
trump can't win. either he won in 2020, which just means they will rig the election again, or he lost in 2020, meaning he can't beat biden. either way you are ridin' with biden. the only situation where trump wins is if biden pulls support for israel. then there is no chance he can rig the election again.

i own 0.2% of ai dashcams

I don't regularly post here, but I thought it would be appropriate to give you a heads up: sell nvidia. I am a teacher and overheard multiple female colleagues talking about artificial intelligence and how nvidia is the new bitcoin (wtf lmao?). You're welcome.

>>58335908
No.

Dividend investing general /dig/
>>58328166
>>58328166

>>58333145
TA doesn't matter, bros.
It's REALLY good to just WING IT and BUY CALLS, for NO REASON.

>>58335903
based

>>58333705
>Housing will never crash.
Wrong Retard.

>>58333705
ok baggie

The Unites States is entering a sovereign debt crisis, that's another Biden win!!

>>58333705
I hope Trump loses, it would make the president completely irrelevant.

>>58333898
CWCO does desal and is expanding into AZ. Only a matter of time before they get those sweet CA contracts.

>>58336243
I hope soon. There's a house I've been eyeing but $650,000 is about a quarter million more than I want to pay.

>>58333705
>only one more hike left
is that a challenge?

just crash the fucking market please im so sick of all this shit...

>>58336515
>>58336515
buddy look at precious metals

So I've been DCAing about 50% of my monthly income into SPLG and a Tech ETF (FTEC) thinking of it as long term (10 year) investment. But I'm starting to think why not just roll over the tech ETF into NVIDIA and DCAing into that going forward. Am I crazy for thinking of going all in on NVIDIA?

>>58336554

LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEE

>>58336595
There are no more safe spaces wahhhh

>>58336523

>>58336204
I had the best TA signals on backtesting and they kept shitting the bed in practice
So I started inversing them last week and now I'm up like $25 on a $200 account lmao

>grain futures
>meat futures

How do I long ophthalmology clinics after today's eclipse?

>>58336738
At least post the finviz so the rest of the class can ooh and ahhh at it

>>58336745
I'm actually just hungry and have no idea what ag futures are doing right now.

But here you go.

>>58336554
Cisco routers weren't a bad investment in 2000. Cisco stock however...

>>58336744
>if I'm correct the veil gone drop
this literally has to be a shitpost

>>58336759
>sugar
Sweet!

Hey, buy some Nvidia and Honda.

>>58336768
Is Cisco going out of business?

>>58336818
I dunno, they look pretty rangebound. I bet you could get a bounce play here.

>>58336818
>>58336827
>Is Cisco going out of business?
What about Sysco? ($SYY)

I bought: MTCH, PYPL, DG today. For no reason in particular but im feeling good about these names

>>58336707
>LOl
Lmao

>>58333705
Two of these are false. CHOOSE WISELY.

>>58336926
housing never crashing and Trump losing are the most likely. So, I'd dump all my money on betting on those happening.
What do I win, though?

the best outcome for the US is if Biden wins

>Trump goes to jail, gets suicided and the republican party implodes
>Democrats will have another 4 years to fuck the country over commiting political suicide in the process

>>58337023
The United States won't last four more years of Bidenism, agent LaDarius.

>forgot CPI is tomorrow
>didn't deploy the TZA and LABD positions
FUCK my ASS

I am closing my broker tab and not looking until next week. Nothing will happen. Have fun.

>>58337165
idk m8, CPI days make me nervous as fuck, especially after last month which dashed many people's hopes about cuts. it feels like it could swing wildly in either direction depending on the outcome and be entirely justified in doing so.

>>58337165
CPI is on Wednesday, is it not?

>>58337205
Today is Wednesday.

>>58337197
I think this one will be a nothingburger. Just a gut feeling.

Just finished watching NGE (again)
NASDAQ Instrumentality has begun

>>58337205
Yeah
>The Consumer Price Index for March 2024 is scheduled to be released on Wednesday, April 10, 2024, at 8:30 a.m. (ET).
An hour before markets open

>>58337183
Bottom signal. SPY to 550 eow

How do swedish investment companies beat every index?

>>58337221
>inb4 they raise rates next time

Are the US bitcoin etfs released yet?

>>58337219
0_0

>>58337247
Months ago

>>58337197
>>58337205
nevermind i'm dumb i actually still have a trading day

>>58337243
I hope they do. I wanna slurp more TLT, and maybe get some TMF ^_~
>>58337247
Yep, a while ago.

KNOCK KNOCK BOBO

>>58337340
Whos therre?

calm as chicken fried

https://app.suno.ai/song/eba28a02-b27c-4a08-a144-70794300c725

>>58337410
>ai
I aint clickin that shit nigga, talm bout dem viruses, an shit.

>>58337438
>he's such a nigger he doesn't know suno, the popular music maker ai
wow imagine my shock from the average biztard

>>58337402
Nobody came, I'm just a figment of your imagination. You're locked in a rubber room
Wake up

>>58333172
Gross, Asian women are meant to be submissive.

>>58336888
Reminder Cathie Stupid, stupid female hedge fund manager of the Stupid Ark, compared Nvideo to Cisco. Fucking moronic take.

>>58333145
Didn’t realize there was a new thread my bad for reposting this: at what percentage should you cash out of a put? I’m up 10% for the day and could cash out but I’m kind of new to puts. So far it’s swung both ways around 10%, but I’m not sure when I’m being too greedy and unrealistic with what I expect it to do. What would you do Anon?

>>58337228
>tfw everyone is just part of the Human Liquidity Project and we aren't yet aware of it

Anyone else freaked out by companies like Biofi just subtley bringing in techno fascism via health monitoring into office spaces?
>Biofi monitors people in the office space to see their bio metrics and even using how frequently they urinate to determine whether or not they are on drugs

>>58337450
>(You)
heh
>>58337504
ARKK is prepped for ATHs, anon. She's just ahead of her time, and has a hard time explaining herself (shes tarded)

>Call yourself Suncor
>Dig for oil

>>58337565
It blows my mind how many people Cathie Stupid has conned out of moneh

>>58337565
https://app.suno.ai/song/3293083a-e2ea-44df-a41b-9d920c4d221c

another corporate banger just for you

>>58337578
They wanted to trick the environmental fags.

>>58337578
For me, it's OXY (has innovative ammonia tech)

>>58337580
They deserve what they get. She's earned their money by being smarter than them.
>>58337587
MAKE ONE ABOUT NUTRIEN ($NTR), RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

>>58337587
Also, the tupperwave one was a banger; and I know bangers.

>>58337663
How the fuck is this supposed to be a banger??? When is it going to pump? I was promised a pump!

>>58337656
gimme a genre before i make this bad boy

>>58337699
bro, my wife loves tupperware. theyre coming back, any day now.
>>58337700
country-jazz-shoeshine

>>58337656
otay i made two with smooth trap kek
https://app.suno.ai/song/72ce567f-bead-49c4-825c-5d62aa3ba3af

https://app.suno.ai/song/dd5fdff2-8e55-47b2-8e66-f4538622419a

Is it time to sip the DJT koolaid now or wait a couple weeks?

>>58337720
https://app.suno.ai/song/9252e138-d2f6-486c-8562-add91e9cab71

https://app.suno.ai/song/3897a473-fa48-4874-8c7c-761ba0045a8a

>>58337727
okay this second one got me like

>>58337727
ah fuck yeah, this is perfect
Thanks lad, buy NTR calls; you wont regret it.

>>58337727
>>58337739
Make another one for $SLV

>>58337724
the walls told me to wait until june

>>58337806
Who's that young lad?

>futures

https://youtu.be/-x2JgVkrfPg?si=Ragk07RIvdFLQltm

Well the eclipse was a nothingburger

>>58337410
very nice slop

Why is gold going up so much lately bros?

A LITTLE BIT OF CHICKEN, FRIED!
WITH A SIDE OF LAUGHTER, AMPLIIIIFIEEED!

fuck that's catchy
NVDA 2000 EOM

>Vinfast
>AMD

What's so special about Marathon Petroleum that it moons like gold while other oils are going up and down etc?

>>58337921
I had mro at 3dollars a share I should rope

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

>>58337950
ayyy, 20 years ago or what?

>>58337744
>NTR
we've going to make a reasonable amount of money

>>58337974
probably from the great oil tanker stocks era. if you know yk
>>58337984
>reasonable amount of money
I've been DCAing since the dip in June; I'm ready

Pharma companies that produce Alzheimer and dementia meds are gonna be rolling in (more) money with all these Hispanics crossing the border

>>58338026
Don't alert the CRBPajeet

i love unregistered russian oil tankers so much it's unreal bros

uh... TSLA bros... did we get too cocky?
https://nypost.com/2024/04/08/business/teslas-cybertrucks-were-rushed-out-are-malfunctioning-at-astounding-rate/

>>58338222
Extremely bullish

Honda, Graham, MSFT. See you in two months when I lost 30%

>>58338222
I really hope bad news for Tesla keeps coming + more bad earning calls to bring the share price closer to $100. I missed out on buying Tesla during every other major correction in the previous years, but this time I'm ready.

>futures

>>58338045
I’ll try not to

Finally you guys stfu for a few minutes

hello? People are acting weird in the other smg

WTFWT

huge soft, stinky female asses

>>58338496
based

>>58338280
This is literally the worst picture I've seen in a long time. Almost Facebook level tier.

>>58338532
Trump lost

>>58338541
I'm not american. Nice try.

>>58338532
It's so bad that I don't even think it's countersignalling. In fact I think it was made to make fun of the obvious tax funded anti-russia countersignalling. Truly a modern work of art.

>>58338280
Thats a fantastic picture

>Gold pumping even higher
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

>>58338624
Why would you short that RIGHT NOW? Except for when you have real gold and you want to hedge?

fuck, i sold my RHM too early

Yields...

>>58338639
Tell me about it. I solld in Feb 2022 for 95€

>>58338663
Damn my condolences.

Cleantech Lithium plummeting after news its CEO did some funny business. Buying the dip.

>>58338625
>why would you short the top
lmao

I can't believe Powell is such a bitch. He called the first high CPI of the year on seasonality and claims rates cut later this year, while no everyone is betting no rates cut and yields pumping...
Actually the "fight the feds" narrative was true all along. Fucking incompetent government.

>>58338663
DIREKT VOR'M KRIEG, ALDAH

>>58338730
Yeah, I wish I would have fought the Feds. The thing is now, will this hold true the next time too, or will they eventually grow balls?

>>58338749
gibt bestimmt kein krieg, alles nur panik mache

>>58338758
Ich meine ja auch nicht Deutschland. War kurz vor'm Ukrainekrieg. 24 Feb. 2022, glaube ich.

>>58338772
jja weiß ich, aber das hab ich damals gedacht als ich verkauft hab. war ja auch gute 20% im plus

>>58338639
I take it back

why did RHM just dump lol

It's past 4h EMA50 now... bullet dodged

>>58338855
it's the german super micro computer

I'm looking to buy a house soon, and was thinking about an adjusted rate mortgage under the assumption that there is no fucking way interest rates will go higher. I don't know anything about ARMs though, and everyone tells me I'm a fucking retard for considering it.

What's the downside if rates can only go down from here? (if they DID happen to go up, i'd just work on paying my mortgage off faster, I have like 300k in stocks right now)

Got my 50 Euros back, thanks Zalando.

>>58338855
I bought yesterday lmao

Should I sell my TSMC shares? I'm up 60% and I think cpi will fuck me over again

I'm also up on RUBIS 47% but I'm waiting for the special dividend, not sure will the price drop after they pay it out

>>58338889
They may be able to offer you an initial fixed rate on the life of the loan. But the major issue with it is in 5 years rates could explode and you’d be fucked or even worse your property losing value while rates stay the same or god forbid rose. You are taking on a bunch of risk when you could just increase your down payment for an easier monthly payment or simply refinance down the line ona new fixed rate. I don’t know anything about money this wasn’t advice

>>58338895
ah so you're the main character. let me know when you're looking to buy or sell the next time

>>58338904
sell if you can think of something better/more stable to buy in its place. the % you're up doesn't really matter, if you think something might tank and can see something that won't that's your sign to move on.

saar why is everything dumping

>>58338855
It isn't just RHM, the whole war stock market fell by around 6 percent.

>>58338979
why tho, what do the yids know

>germany is dipping
alright which broker will let me trade in the EU, gonna slurp some for the gainz

>>58339002
Ukraine is losing and the West is cutting a deal

>Can't buy stocks because my shithole practices Eid al-Fitr
>My bank has staff literally taking a two day holiday so no international transactions will clear until after the holiday ends tomorrow
LET ME SLURP

are we buying intel yet bros?

Is the grocery store the permanent rape zone now, like every other store in this town obviously is?

>>58339002
https://www.reuters.com/business/aerospace-defense/rheinmetall-slumps-12-traders-dump-stock-after-record-run-2024-04-09/

>>58339021
Dogshit company. Also, I thought I was the only Slovak on /smg/.

>>58339021
>PE 95
Fuck no. I might slurp if it get below PE 15.

>>58339019
Infidel

>missed RHM at 492
eh
what a dump

>>58339039
im looking to dump my microsoft tech-slop ETFs, recommend me something that a red blooded slovak man would buy

>>58339031
The rape had calmed down some in the last six months

>>58339019
Germany?

>>58338680
Already rebounded 8%. Tidy return for the day. Wish I'd put more into silver mines yesterday though those are flying.

>>58339032
yeah this is some ((())) shit if i've ever seen it

>win ebay auction 5 days ago because no one but me bid
>pay
>guy still hasn't shipped it
Why are people so petty and gay? The free market has decided random garbage you found in your basement isn't worth that much, my guy, now send me my shit.

>>58339068
Today, probably some war stocks because most of them are down around 10% just because institutions wanted to take their profits.

>>58339108
i am only on the US stock market

>>58339124
>i am only on the US stock market
I really hope you are not using FIO as your broker.

Today the euro market doesn't make any sense.
>shit companies pumping
>good companies bleeding

>>58338888
Nobody checking these digits? Appalling

hello, my friends
let's have a nice day together with lots of fun

>>58339133
no i am using birdwingo
also im rather a newfag when it comes to investing, whats wrong with fio?

>>58339107
What did you get?

is RTX a slurp?

>>58339150
Depends. Is it gonna eat shit too?

Not gonna lie. The eclipse was one of the coolest things I've ever experienced anons. I can see why someone would drive pretty far to see it

>>58339143
>birdwingo
Switch to Interactive Brokers or Trade Republic.
>whats wrong with fio?
You pay a 10USD fee for every trade you make. Access only to the US and German market (If you are trading at the FWB, you have to call FIO to make the trade for you). Afterwards, you can have access to the CZ market but only if you fill out some BS papers.

>>58339177
I was unimpressed

>>58339148
Random bits of warhammer shit, but ebay warhammer sellers always think "here's a piece of a space marine from 1988, I'll sell it for 50 bucks" and then wonder why it's just there forever and no one buys it. What really surprises me is that the free market often doesn't exist- people don't learn how to sell shit, they just list things at retarded prices and scream when they don't get the sales they want. Like microsoft seething that people can't upgrade to windows 11 because no one is buying a new computer in a recession

>>58339183
idk man seems like a lot of hassle and i dont mind paying 1 shekel for every trade

>>58339184
If you weren't in the direct path I understand. Was so wild when it got completely dark with a sunrise and sunset look in both directions with stars and absolutely insane looking halo around the moon

>>58339213
It's not about the money. It's about the access to the foreign markets.

>birdwingo
wtf?

>>58339220
>Was so wild when it got completely dark with a sunrise and sunset look in both directions with stars and absolutely insane looking halo around the moon
thought it was pretty lame desu.

>>58339223
yeah access to foreign markets would be nice, but i like using a platform made by /ourguys/

Metals bros kicking /OJ sister to the curb

I'm such a fucking retard. I sold gold miners cause I thought I was smart and could time the top. Now gold keeps pumping and I feel sorry for myself. When is it gonna dip?

It's over

im dropping all my gambling money on 4/19 tsm 150 or 160 calls

>>58339293
did you make money at least? anyway you should look for opportunities in other sectors if you're not confident gold will keep moving

>>58335204
And yet nothing happened. Nothing's gonna happen right I closed over a hundred puts

The fact that nowadays everyone, their mothers, their mothers' minority houseworkers and those minorities dogs are invested in the market in one way or another is honestly pretty demoralizing.
Investing is no longer something you can spend some of your time studying to gain a financial edge in life.
Investing used to be a sure-fire way to get ahead of the pack and build generational wealth, even if starting from humble beginnings.
Now that almost everyone is doing, it's just become the new baseline that might barely allow you to keep your head above water.
Now it's just another thing on top of the pile of things a modern individual HAS to do just to maintain an semblance of human dignity.

Then again, I have no idea what the "new" ways to get ahead in life are, or if they even exist anymore. So maybe I'm exactly where I'm meant to be - on the way to become human cattle once I inevitably fail to keep up with the changes.

>>58339293
the rise in gold/silver/commodities is a long term trend, and we are still basically at the start of the cycle.

>>58339345
Again?

>>58339293
Unless you bought at the bottom, I don't think the miners did very well vs gold itself. They're not even at ath, despite gold being there.

Just bought the Leonardo dip

>>58339293
put it in silver mines instead

alright, honestly, WTF was that RHM dump? It seems to be recovering already

>>58338655
>surely multiple rate cuts are coming while the yield curve is inverted

>>58339411
They are.

>>58339410
It's overpriced.

>forwardlooking

This market has been boring as FUCK for a month. Why have a bunch of retards suddenly started saying "well, looks like we're not going to get any rate cuts this year..."??? These must be the same low IQ posters who were here in 2021 screeching about bond yields or 2022 screeching about muh Ukraine or 2023 screeching about muh no pivot. Watch CPI come in under expectations tomorrow and everyone remembers that bears are literally always wrong.

>>58339455
overpriced compared to what

>>58339486
just because there is no alternative (hypothetically), doesn't mean it has to no ceiling. Why would the price not be higher than? 550 isn't the end of all numbers.

NVDA bros we're going to be rich

>>58339496
how big is that banker's nose

>>58339462
There he is
>nothing has fundamentally changed
>not even he himself

Your hatred for bears, man. Did you get raped by one once?

>>58339293
>I feel sorry for myself.
Stop being a fag.

Daily reminder to short boeing now

>>58339500
Nothing has fundamentally changed, though. You can't point to anything that has - other than retail sentiment but everyone knows that retail is dumb as fuck. I hate bears because bears are shortsighted faggots betting against their own success.

>>58339293
someone said yesterday "See you at 2600"

>>58339511
Until 142yah

ORLEN bros, our time is NOW!

>>58339517
I mean both the wars getting worse for NATO doesn't help

>>58339410
I did some NPV calculations and had RHM come out with a fair price of 520-550€, SAAB, Leonardo, BAE were already somewhat overpriced last month. It's natural now that the heaviest hitter isn't getting 3% day on day anymore that people start pulling out

>>58339528
War is always a nothingburger. The US stock market has nothing to do with never-ending dune coon spats.

>>58339523
>>58339511
Short Boeing at your own risk, all the recent fud has been completely retarded and the company is essentially a branch of the US government. It's not going anywhere.

>>58339548
>War is always a nothingburger. The US stock market has nothing to do with never-ending dune coon spats.
bro you have to be a zoomer

>>58339517
Debt can go as high as we want with no repurcussions, loss of confidence, faith, etc. Bondholers are stupid niggers who are bout to get heemed. We can literally print millionaires into and out of existence.

How long until (normal everyday) people start to put together that they can make wealth from nothing. What is the incentive to pursue value ? This has repercussions that won't be felt yet but we will know exactly why it happened.


>>58339548
meh it will touch 142 as a consequence of aggregation & price action. I only take calculated risks with other peoples money.

Is AT&T going out of business?

>>58339499
It's Jamie Dimon. He's Irish

>>58339559
the issue is that the bond holders are now getting paid highs not seen since before the financial crisis
bond holders are cozy

>>58339517
Just keep on buying

>>58339548
>It's not going anywhere.
just like INTC is staying at 45. oh wait...

invest in poland. gov sold this country. since october (when they won election) theres noticably more niggers running loose on the streets. they got merkelbux for that, its gonna poomp.

>>58339566
I always assumed he was a Jew because of his name
>His paternal grandfather was a Greek immigrant who worked as a banker in İzmir and Athens, and changed the family name from Papademetriou to Dimon.
reverse Jew move

>>58339569
Oh yeah. It's all coming together.

>>58339569

>>58339580
I moved to KIelce in December, there are noticeably zero (0) niggers in the streets.

I'm going to short south korea and here's my reasoning:

I've watched a korean variety show where 5 guys and 4 girls live in some fancy house and were given tasks to complete. The women had to rate the guys based on how they performed and how much of a gentleman etc. the men were. Here's where it gets fucking retarded. The "men" behaved EXACTLY like the women, trying to act cute, hugging each other, making high pitched noises etc. The BRAVEST "man" was praised for unclogging the sink when he said earlier that he easily feels sick touching wet/old food waste. The men even wore make-up for christ's sake, they couldn't introduce themselves properly to women and couldn't hold eye contact. And here's the real kicker, these are straight men.

My conclusion:
A country where men are feminized like this can not survive. Sure it will boost their economy for a while because these feminized men will ultimately adopt female spending habits but production and innovation will eventually take a hit. Suicide rates will accelerate this even more. If north korea ever invades south korea they'll steamroll them and rape the boipussies of millions of gooks.

>>58339569
>>58339517
Just realized picrel is great, cause you yesterday cried about march 8th being some kind of specific day since when stocks started dumping, kek.

>futes

>>58339602
>All Korean men behave like women, look at this anecdotal evidence.

>>58339548
It's only a matter of time until they need a bailout.

>>58333145
Lets Bomb Iran Lets Bomb Iran Lets Bomb Iran Lets Bomb Iran Lets Bomb Iran Lets Bomb Iran Lets Bomb Iran Lets Bomb Iran

>>58339553
No I've just noticed all the times that people have screeched about some stupid ass CIA orchestrated conflict that has absolutely nothing to do with the US stock market.

>>58339567
4.5% is absolute bullshit lmao

>>58339603
Are you really trying to say that the bull market is cancelled because we've hypercrabbed for a month based on retarded retail sentiment? I mean I say it all the time but bears genuinely have zero concept of timeframes longer than a few weeks. It's definitely a symptom of some sort of autism.

GDXU sisters WGMI

>>58339592
Based.

>>58339652
>hypercrabbed for a month

>>58339652
I literally didn't say anything except pointing out that this fuckin picture perfectly fits with your kvetching of yesterday that was in regards to that specific date. Even for me this was pretty random, cause I can't recall what event was on that day. But you picked it of all the days of this year and I just saw that it is the same date.

RIP coffee slurpers

>>58339672
There wasn't really anything specific on that day, most people were blaming the dump on opex and "NVDA is too high". As far as I can tell, that's the day that the mainstream narrative started to shift to this retarded "oooo maybe we won't get rate cuts this year" bullshit.

>>58339692
You mean people who drink coffee or commodity traders?

I fucking hate europe

We pumpin'
We're happy and we're singin and we're pumpin'
Gimme a high five!

>ai dashcams
i wonder if the new shareholders will FOMO into this news release

i kinda already knew this basesd on the septa bid documents in 2023, although ai dashcams themselves hadnt announced it officially until now i guess? also only 5 trains (for now), but it's $30K-$40K + recurring revenue afterwards for each train

ok time to drive to my wagie cage

>>58339569
I can't think of an indicator more worthless than stocktwits sentiment.

>>58339564
No but they should, bring back the Bell monopoly.

>>58339703
The addicts.

What's up with futes pumping?

>>58339720
this is retarded btw
it doesn't need ai
you literally can do this with a webcam and a hard drive
put the hard drive in a metal box and you're good to go
Seriously what's the use of AI in this application? Nothing. It does nothing because there's no regression analysis necessary. It won't prevent crashes and if crashes happen you'll still need an actual expert to investigate the footage.
>Mr. Judge sir, the AI has determined the cause of the crash was a dark horse moving its hindlegs around wildly with an accuracy of 80%
>Expert sees a nigger twerking on the road
srsly. no use for ai.

is this it for euro defense stocks though?

>>58339827
Two letters:
A I

I made some power Metal and these go fucking hard.

https://app.suno.ai/song/a8bf5006-433a-46fc-b660-064b28c99871

https://app.suno.ai/song/dff475b6-2d96-4c37-9ae1-0fb6d5867e61

THIS IS THE RISE OF THE BULLS~

>>58333634
>>58333650
Get a room you two.

>4 women
kek
eu hates democracy

>>58339863
Depends, is the US gonna withhold any weapons from the Israeli conflict? Election year shenanigans might lead the chosen people to buy european arms if they want to keep waging war on their neighbors and Iran.

>>58339926
>1/3 of my folio was in that shit

thats what i get for getting drunk and oversleeping

>NVDA still red

>>58339945
and it's green

>>58339907
based

Switzerland is not EU btw

>>58339969
Your welcome mumus

>>58339973
>Switzerland is not EU btw
yes, eu hates switzerland democracy

you bought calls right anon?

>>58339411
There is something unnerving about women smiling

>>58339863
nah, it's not like the rearmament just ended
just panic from a >goldman sachs report

>>58339987
No I bought puts you fucking nigger ape

Looks like we will dip today based on previous price action. Looking to go long if/when we break this TL. Otherwise we will slip down like we have the previous 2 times the TL was hit.

>>58339907
Another farmer is suing TTE I believe about the loss he made due to the weather these past years. Says TTE is an oil company so they're responsible for the weather. This decade is a wild ride and it's not slowing down.

Brappygas bros, we're back

Rip Canadian cannabis. Tilray spilled the beans that cannabis from Canada is non profitable because their taxes are fixed rather than a percent of the sale.

The problem with buying SOXX puts right here, right before CPI, is they are at the top of the range and if SOXX breaks out from here they will be completely less than worthless. Comically, stupidly, badly worthless by the time the market opens tomorrow.

But that's the (small) risk we take

>>58340078
Why short semis specifically? What is fundamentally negative for the sector right now?

Why are there like 5 articles on CNBC praising how great Colorado and Denver and Boulder are? Its making me kind of nervous. Are they trying to send a signal.

>>58340032
That's so fucking FUNNY. Tell me a solid joke and i'll show you where the port is today.

>>58340105
cheap chocolate

>>58340088
Again, I'm referencing CPI and inflation numbers. You have to watch oil and bonds. If inflation ticks back up in an uptrend, SOXX goes down.

>>58340122
>inflation
Inflation is in a huge downtrend and back to historically average levels

TSM bros.. it's our time now

>>58340146
right. Cooling way off. By 2030 it will be down to 20% won't it? 2040 it'll be down to 35% won't it ? 2050 it'll be 88% won't it?!. We will deserve what is coming. I am long but only due to the irrationality of the market.

>>58340171
>I am long
post shorts bobo

Is someone going to bake before the opening bell?

>>58338889
>rates can't go up because....because they just can't ok?
>everyone says ARMs are retarded. Can someone on biz convince me I'm actually a genius?
>If my ARM goes tit's up I can jist sell my stocks!
Holy top signal.

um bobos?
um mumus?
what is happening today?

>>58340028
I think Im going to wait out the EU and the US elections anyway. Kind of thinking of cashing everything out while im up 20% for the year or just going back to leave my proffits on NVDA or some other dumb shit

>>58339987
Sold a few. Who’s asking?

>>58340201
Pre-CPI pump

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>>58338889

What the fuck was that?

>>58340211
It's Joever

>>58340211
>15:29:59

>>58340189
I have no shorts. No indication that we won't just keep inflating. I just buy gold instead of fds

>>58340211
>15:29:59
aur naur

>>58340221
>precious metals
>doesn't understand that inflation is just how it works
every time

>>58340211
:29:59
Down day

ITS OVER for gold and silver chuds

I fomo'd in, signalling the top

>>58340225
so 10 % in 4 years ? Can we expect another 10% by 2028 at the least ?

>>58340236
Why buy bags when you can buy calls?

Wow NVDA and AMD have been such incredible pieces of shit for an entire month now. What a coincidence that short interest is super high on both.

cool open, fedex

I told you to sell nvidia! Look at that. It dumps AGAIN on open.

>>58340211
This is why I'm down .06% so far

>>58340260
AMD is shit tough. I have a AMD laptop and it wasnt an all that good purchase as I figured it would be

>lose $25 in NCAA bracket, devastated
>up $5k at market open, don't care

>>58340260
The squeeze is going to be epic

tsla pumping

>>58340313
Oh yes, of course. Make sure to HODL.

>>58340330
I am :)

>>58340313
>>58340330
Short interest on NVDA went up over 12% from February to March because.......???????? $26 billion worth of shorts because.......???????????? Legitimately absurd

>>58340326
might sell a covered call later if it holds

Bump

>>58340351
because of criminal hedgies supressing our gains

looks like another risk off trade day featuring
>SOXL being green because why the fuck not
>every pump followed by a fade in the non-meme names
>even shit like energy stocks dump because people are locking their profits
>meme names or absolute disasters like LULU or TSLA trading up because people are closing their shorts and getting retards to fall for it
>infinite crab works
>sour hour gigadump that reverses all the profits you made today and makes you finish red

WTFWT

new
>>58340366
>>58340366
>>58340366

>>58340312
They should play basketball mayan style, sideways hoop and execute the team that loses. Then maybe it would be worth watching.

>>58340360
imagine being so retarded that you think NVDA is comparable to GME

>>58340313
>>58340351
Will you guys share a general with /gme/ or are you going to make your own eventually?

Who solded?

>>58333705
Wrong. Housing will absolutely crash at some point

>>58333145
>post sinks
Oh you newfags these days you dont even know this websites history.

>>58336554
You’re thinking to put all your money into a stock at its all time high? Sure anon go ahead that will work out wonderfully for you

>>58336707
Bsck testing doesn’t work. Past market data is not future market data it’s really that simple

>>58337565
ETFs are gay as fuck. They move slow asf. Fuck out of here

>>58340406
Out of the horse's mouth

>>58338855
Because people sold you fucking retard

>>58338889
If you have 300k in stocks but have to ask this stupid question to a meme board then you deserve what you get

>>58339021
Yes buy

>>58340105
Not impressive. You probably started with $100,000 and you’re barely up 200%. I made 200% in 8 months