/biz/ - Business & Finance

these fucking women

how fucked are you?

Tell her it's a small amount of doge you got as a joke. Done.

say you had 200k in bitconnect

>>6690444
She's going crazy.
pleas help me out bros

>>6690401
>>6690436

Post more so I can laugh at you.

>>6690401
F

>>6690401

god what a cuck you are op.

>>6690475
Nice larp, I like the part where 200K is "rich"

>>6690475
Just ditch her. She's cracy and self centered.

>>6690475
She seems like scum

>>6690466
this, tell her you actually have 200k doge and that it was all a misunderstanding

you're fucked now, boy

she's going to demand expensive gifts and shit and if you won 't budge she'll divorce and take half your stack

>>6690475
jesus christ please dump that bitch

wow - what a fucking cuck

Leave her and use your money to buy a mail order bride.

>>6690475
beta faggot

>>6690466
That last text you sent was fucking retarded. You really fucked up OP, you admitted to it and didn't correct her.

>>6690475
>wife

Tell her you have 200k doge coins

>>6690475
Better move it all to monero or prepare to lose half your stack in the divorce

>>6690475
You have to be cute with her. Tell her you want to kiss her cheeks.

you sound like a beta faggot, afraid of his wife

>>6690436
Why does Oliver know how big your stack is. Fuck Oliver and fuck yourself for running your mouth.

>>6690475
She wants your money obviously, get fuck out or lose your gains

>>6690401
Fake and gay

this has to be larp lol

please stop with these retarded larps, I'm tired of this bs. Every day there's "hur dur my gf found about my money look at these fake conversation".
The first 2 times it was funny, but not right now.

>>6690490
This. Im embarrassed for you. Fucking pathetic. And whos this oliver cunt. Probably her bull.

tell her you own bitconnect and its all tanked

Just tell her to fuck off please.

>>6690475
i just once want one of these to be real... is that too much to fucking ask?

Please keep this conversation going OP, this is entertaining as fuck. Fucking women lol.

>>6690401

You can tell by her tone and OP's tone that he's used to constantly being on the defensive. I bet 90% of their conversations are like this. Fuck that's sad.

>>6690475

tell her you moved it into bitconnect and panic sold when it tanked

>>6690436
>it's different
Also
>woman who think they have a say on how you manage your money>>6690475

>>6690475
this is the type of woman one should avoid. not all of them show their true faces until you've made fucktons of money. look at this bitch, she isn't happy about 110usd meal whilst its 1/4th of a somali's yearly income. tell her to shut the fuck up

>>6690401
Why would you keep it from your wife anyway? I post wojacks to my wife all the time

>>6690475
What a fucking bitch if this isn’t a LARP

>>6690436
>I know how stocks work
My fucking sides

what a bitch

>>6690475
Lmao the absolute state of this relationship. GET OUT SENPAI

>>6690401

id go no contact on any slut reacting like this. are you fucking braindead op? do you have any balls at all?

this must be trolling. i felt for it didnt i

just sending her quotes about humility and the virtues of being frugal, it'll be hilarious

It is great wealth to a soul to live frugally with a contented mind.- Lucretius

“Don’t tell me where your priorities are. Show me where you spend your money and I’ll tell you what they are.” —James W. Frick

“If you would be wealthy, think of saving as well as getting.” —Benjamin Franklin

>>6690475
Really wouldn't worry to much. "Oops I lost my keys, all gone."

"just married"

keyword: just

>he fell for the women meme

>>6690401
>>6690436
GG You fucking revealed the amount you have in your investments. You could have just said you had a couple hundred dollars that you saved up from your coffee change that is put in to a few alt coins but theyre at a loss at the moment. You're fucked. You Fucked Up

>>6690554
Tell her you want to become a multi-millionaire.

go beat oliver's head in with a shovel

You're fucked better drop her now.

i know this is a larp, but i'm just gonna pretend because i want the chuckles

>>6690562

damn, that's not bad. get her to pity fuck your best friend and leave you because you're such a pathetic twat. stellar relationship ideas from the incels here on 4chan

Op you just lost 50% of your crypto, money you made working,wealth everything gj thats what you deserve for marrying.

Who's Oliver? He is the rat, bros before hoes, always. Get him op

>>6690554
>is it because we’re married
Another one bites the dust

Ahahahahah

The absolute state of western women. Why do these cockroaches only care about a man's money?

Also, your wife is probably banging O or at least O wants to bang her. Furthermore, your wife is retarded for thinking that she doesn't have to work because you have 200k before taxes

Damn, Oliver turned out to be a snitch? wtf

>>6690554
>we're married

it's too late op, move everything in monero and "lose" your private key

>>6690475
She's crazy, but I hope that she cheats on you (I'll bet she already is.), because you're acting like a little bitch.

>>6690401
get out of this relationship. you have been warned.

>>6690623
Stop larping.
Too obvious.

>>6690554
>that parasite attitude
I refuse to believe this is real but also remind myself never reveal my gain.

>>6690475
Why the fuck do these kind of conversations even happen online? What kind of shit society is this?
You're fucking husband and wife in case this is not larp, just fucking argue and scream irl.

>>6690623
gg, sorry for your lost brother. Might want to call your lawyer real quick

The real issue here is how Olie is a fucking dog cunt

It's so obvious Oli is sleeping with your wife brah

>>6690623
This has to be a larp, OP.

F

>>6690554
Holy fucking shit dude, get the fuck out.

>>6690554
>>6690623

AND SHE'S PROBABLY FUCKING YOUR MATE OLLIE. You're so fucked

- You made a mistake not telling her
- You are honest now, but it's too late
- She seems like scum, cum dumptster who only wants you for your money
- She asks why you didn't go to a better place when you paid a 110$ bill. Fucking ungrateful pig.

DO - NOT - STAY - WITH - THIS - WOMAN.

/thread.

>>6690623
fuck OP. looks like you gotta donate it all to charity to prevent this cunt from getting any of it.

if this is a larp accuse her of cheating on you with the olie

>>6690623
ahahaha this must be fake, if not.. dump that bitch

>>6690475
Dump, op. For real. Only gets worst.

>>6690623
(You)

God post more pls

My wife knows about my stack since day one (2 years ago).
Her only demand is that I don't spent ALL my time chasing shitcoin PnDs and a new sofa once I cashed out more than $1kk.
Just dump that greedy bitch OP

she doesn't respond anymore.
thinking about just runnning away

this fake message bullshit from gf/wife is old af, seen all the different arguments, fuck off.

>>6690623
Alright that killed it. Made the Larp to obvious. Fuck off OP

>>6690623
Fake and gay, just like OP

Congratz anon, you discovered how people work. Oh hey I heard you got money, oh hey you're my best friend now, oh hey can I have something? Nop, oh hey fuck you motherfucker I hope you die, money changed you.

>>6690401
It's time for Oliver to get a beat down.

Cash out 5k for each of her sons, this will keep her quiet for a bit

virgin here, cant tell if this is real or not

== YOU HAVE ONE OPTION ==

BUY VERGE -> SEND IT TO STEALTH ADRESS WALLET OVER WRAITH PROTOCOL (will show as ### amount).

DO IT WHILE YOU CAN.

>>6690503
This. OP, you are fucked. Just pay for expensive things, think of it like paying taxes. Sorry you had to fall for the scam of marriage.

>>6690688
>200k
>300k
Which is it?

Tell her that you got hacked, and were too embarrassed to say that you lost the investment early.

if its real and op was dumb enough to marry a woman like this, then he deserves the torment she will deliver upon him

may god have mercy on your soul

>>6690628
Oliver is fucking her on the side.

OP prepared to get rekt.

>>6690669
>thinks not telling her was a mistake

cuck spotted

JUST TELL HER YOU HAVE 200K DOGECOIN YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER WHY WONT YOU LISTEN. EIHER THAT OR TELL HER ITS A PAPER TRADING ACCOUNT.

>>6690717
just dont marry a cunt, anon

>>6690475
OP she just revealed herself. This is a godsent for you.

You want to spend your life with a bitch that demands 110$+ dinner ?

GTFO of that relationship Ive seen enough

>>6690623
looks fake desu
women are dumb cunts but shes not playing the emotional card yet

>>6690436
Time to pay Oliver a visit

if this is legit your wife is literally a shit person

>>6690688
>now it's 300k

Damn what are you invested in OP? You just made 100k in like an hour

200-300k isn't a lot of money. Where you faggots find these women lol.

>>6690475
LARP
A
R
P

RIP OP

just tell her you lied to olie by showing off your blockfolio to look cool. show her how you can input things in and how easy it is to fake being wealthy

but yeah you need a divorce. I don't why you faggots insist on marrying normie scum

>>6690622

lol eat a dick ya weenie

Nice LARP

>>6690554
>he fell for the marriage meme
RIP

Reply back "So you're fucking Oliver now?"
and then reply "I just donated the whole thing to a bitcoin charity. I can't get it back. Also we're done! I didn't marry a greedy whore"

>>6690630
>The absolute state of western women.
did you ever date asian women? lmao you will be suprised.

Man this bitch is dumb if she thinks 300k means she doesn't have to work anymore. Is she black?

>>6690783
THIS

>>6690762
Underrated

>>6690599
Kek

>>6690756
99% sure this is fake, OP and his boy messing around to get some nice 4chan updoots

but if not, this.

you married a genuine cunt, and it blows me away that you couldn't have known any sooner, this type of person is absolute scum and honestly I dont know how anyone could behave like that and not realize they are fucking trash

LISTEN.

Buy a privacy coin, I don't care which, and get the fuck out. Please, anon, have some self respect.

>>6690771
200k in the bank would make a world of a difference for 99.9% of the population. Stop measuring your own cock on an anonymous Taiwanese fishing website, faggot.

>>6690475
“Why did you pick a cheap dinner if you’re rich?” Calling $110 a cheap dinner and then a “drop in the ocean” is a big red flag to me, but I also imagine she’s completely ignorant about the volatility and complications that come with investing/cashing out. She’s also in her feelings cuz she felt you were hiding something, even if you have a logical reason.

Simply tell her you care about the security of the family, so you’re not living beyond your means and trying to set up a nest egg for your future. Since the prices go up and down so much, you didnt want to tell her and get her hopes up, only for you to lose it all if the government came in and regulated it (mention Korea/China). Say those coins all stemmed from a lucky $200 investment you made years ago, so she doesn’t think you’ve been recklessly investing in it all this time. You weren’t keeping it secret, you just wanted to wait till it stabilized, because it is a source of stress in your life, and you didn’t want to impose that stress on her.

You got this, anon. If she responds without compassion, you might need to take some time apart

>>6690401

Today on /biz/...

Another entitled woman struggles to understand the true meaning of "wealth"; preferring instead to believe that, simply because she is female, she deserves to be treated like a princess.

I think the best part is how she's trying to guilt trip you over $200K.

Maybe if it were $200M she could talk like that, maybe.

Women, man...

>>6690688
>thinking about just runnning away

jesus fucking christ my sides legitimately hurt from this thread

>>6690623
Oh fugggg op, for once, I hope this is a larp. Also
>women think 100k is a lot of money

>>6690492
That is more money in a single account then 95 percent of Americans will see in their life time let alone the rest of the shithole countries

>>6690616
is it just as bad that I need to get approval from my mom everytime I buy crypto? I'm only 7 ですよ

oh look a daily facebook larp thread for a dose of cheap dopamine injection fueled by (You)s

>>6690475
Lmao $110 is a drop in the ocean. Guess that's why you have all the money and she has fuck all.

>>6690669

are you larping? how was not telling her a mistake you retarded soyboy virgin.

my dad would slap the shit out of my mom if she asked about finances when she has nothing to complain about. id fully support it

nice larp

Who the fuck is oliver and why did you tell him jack shit about your holdings?

>>6690822
No one told you to write a fucking essay in this thread.

>>6690821
200k is nothing you degenerate.

>>6690401

Medium quality larp

Send all your crypto wealth to me and I'll hold it until you divorce this leech masquerading as a human woman. I get a small percentage, and you get to jettison this shallow succubus.

uuughhhh

Ollie cucked you good

You wife will divorce you and live on your money (with ollie ofc)


Rip

RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can you post pictures of that slut?

Fake and Gay

Shame on you for all replying

buy a privacy coin

zero, monero, zcash

anything

say you lost all

divorce that bitch immediately

>>6690475
>>6690436
>>6690401
Dump her dude.

>>6690669
>- You made a mistake not telling her
what

>>6690850

fucking kill them both PLEASE. take out a good amount of money and make sure the job gets done the right way

>>6690833
So? It's in an asset, and so is most people's money. In houses/cars/retirement accounts/etc. The average normal white person has way more than that

>>6690436

I want your money lol

give me your coins now lol

i'm gonna divorce and sue you lol

topkek psychopath here

>>6690831
It is a lot of money you moron. It’s not both stop working money but it’s a lot of money

HAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

you're fucked. she'll make you cash out

Women always trying to ruin things.

>>6690872
It's far too late. Run away and change your name.

>>6690475
>$200k
>rich
Lol the absolute state of poor fags.

>>6690854
Probably bragging.

This is such a larp it's actually insane.

Sell every asset you have, go all in Monero, flee to the Philippines or similar. Never see or speak to that bitch again. never make a bitch rich

>>6690872
Why tell her it's not real?
You could've made a fake blockfolio goofy

Post pics of her OP

5/10 effort

>>6690930
Show us her feet, OP.

start a conversation with oliver.

50% to your wife, 25% to Taxman, and then Oliver is gonna jack the rest. You better do a preemptive strike anon.

>>6690905
You fucking brainlet she's talking about she wants to stop working.

>>6690933
Even if i am entertained, and that for free !

>>6690930
(you)

>>6690669
>mistake not telling her
Enjoy being broke.

>>6690959
This fucking ping that little bitch.

hmm

imagine her feelings when she found out you told Olie but not her.
good luck OP looks like Olie will be railing her with half your earnings within a year.

>>6690797
This.

>talking with your wife over facebook

jesus christ it's clearly larp stop

>>6690959
that.

>>6690731

This, if you have the poker face for it

>>6690872
>OP can't say he doesn't know what she's talking about
gotta show these 4channers how to fuck up his life kek

Seriously: you must tell her you kept it from her for operational security. You are “your own bank” but you don’t have a security guard, so you just shut up about it. She was on need-to-know.

You fuckt up telling Oliver. But Oliver probably thought she knew.

You need to tell her you’re not spending money on you. Don’t be a bitch cuck though. Be alpha.

>>6690930
I'm quite pleased the (larping?) OP headed our advice. Now send her multiple various different blockfolio shots to point out how easy it is to just fake things.

Tell her that Oli's trying to break up your marriage or whatever by making you two not trust each other.

>>6690980
Nice job, OP.

>>6690980
FAGGOT

>>6690966
I know, that’s why I said it’s not enough for that, but it’s still a lot of money.

K honestly just buy like 150k dodge coin and another 50k shitcoin. Then hide all other coins into dif exchange and show her the 200j shitcoin in ur "stock portfolio" and say yes Oliver ur bff heard it right but hes confused about the price vs amount of coin. Add few other legit coins to make it look like u diversified. Simply show her why she and Oliver might be confused by using Google or w.e a retard can understand by showing the price of each coins worth and how u kept it a secrete to surprise her one day when u "made it" and do offer 50 perce t of ur shitcoin I really think this will work

WHO
THE
FUCK
IS
OLIVER

>>6690980
oliver sounds like a bright fellow

>>6690980
lel

This is is so fake you faggots are the dumbest niggers on earth. Fuck off to plebbit fags.

Fuck you too OP you larrping piece of shit. I hope your dick falls off.

>>6690966
chicks are stupid as hell.

>>6690980
THATS A WRAP BOYS

>>6690980
faggot

>>6690980
Told you all

Looks like it's time to buy an unknown amount of Monero kek

>>6690980
:D

>>6690980
based

>>6690475
Leave her now

I really hope this is a larp. You lads aren't stupid enough to reveal your power levels to people are you?

>>6690980
it couldve been great if you kept playing along and left it at a cliffhanger

2/10

>>6690980

G O O D R U S E

>>6690730
>100k? honey what do you need 200k for? give me your 300k please.
has to be fake btw come on OP lying is not very christian

>>6690980
kek. this was a fun one.

wow what a boring larp. could have at least made up that you own over a million faggt

>>6690980
How much do you want to bet this guy's Canadian?

>>6690980
Why'd you ruin my incel fnatasy faggot?

OP, repeat after me: here is your half, now we're divorcing.

>>6690930
Oh great, she is fucking Oliver, she trusts him more than you

>>6690980
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHERE DO YOU LIVE

200-300k still isn't a lot of money. Enjoy being poor faggots lel.

OP YOU FUCKING FAGGOT IF THIS IS REAL. YOU'RE PLAYING IT WRONG. TURN THE TABLE AROUND AND DO IT LIKE THIS

>Oliver
>Oliver
>Oliver
>why do you keep mentioning Oliver
>are you sleeping with him?
>why do you keep talking about him?
>do you trust him more than me?
>are you having an affair?

>>6690980
Got me..

this is probably a LARP but i got hyper-cucked by a guy called ollie once and spent a year in jail for almost killing him, true story

never trust someone named oliver

>>6690475
>>6690529
This

>>6690980
Fuck
got me

This is fucking fake niggers although I wished it was not. She wouldn't ask for a password for his stock portfolio FAKE LARP HOW FUCKING OBVIOUS. And you guys fell for it again.

>>6690500
this, then go beat the shit out of whoever the fuck oliver is. your opsec fucking sucks. one last thing- youre a cuck

Holy fucking shit we need flags so I can take a shit on this fucking leaf

>>6690401
>>6690436
Oliver's fucking your wife

>>6690980
You're still a cuck

>>6690401

Your wife sounds like a Pajeeta

>>6691066
i've got a mate called ollie. Biggest cunt I know. Didnt even turn up to our Law presentation

>>6691004
His wife’s son.

>>6690475
>>6690436
>>6690554
>>6690623
>>6690688

ALL IN MONERO

>>6690872
oliver wants his cut for cucking you. at least it seems you know who your wife is marrying next

>>6691084
See >>6691041

>>6690554
> Why do you make me work

What did she mean by this?

the sad thing is that real white women are 10x worse than this.
i'm moving to Japan and creating hapa babies with a wife who will actually love me.

I don't get what the problem is; just explain that you can't cash out of meme money and she'll go away.

You do know you can't cash out, right?

>>6690475
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN

"anon do you take this psychotic shit-talking thieving backstabbing she-devil to be your lawfully wedded wife?"

OP: I do.

oliver is bastard
kill him

>>6690797
She is fucking Olivier, also:

You are an idiot OP, you basically just admitted to having so much money, she will file for a divorce. And will have proof of your assets. Pick better friends and a wife next time. If bait 10/10

>>6690980

nice

>>6690555
trips of truth

LOL thank god you are not real I was planning on killing you

>>6690930

>your wife
>some guy is telling her your secrets

They're fucking or he intends to fuck. Cut Ollie out of your life and then her.

>>6690899
>>6690899
50 percent of Americans are living pay cheque to pay cheque and will retire with nothing you moron.

"Many Americans are not prepared for retirement.

In fact, "nearly half of families have no retirement account savings at all," the Economic Policy Institute (EPI) reported.

Just how much has the average American family saved up? According to the EPI, the mean retirement savings of all families is $95,776."
https://www.cnbc.com/2016/09/12/heres-how-much-the-average-american-family-has-saved-for-retirement.html

Look at all the plebfolios on here to see how much free money most people have

install blockfolio on her phone and add 10 million bitbeans

make her rich too

>>6690655
It's fake

>>6690980

>>6690980
go ffuck yourself faggot

>>6690475
>$110 dinner isn't good enough for her
lmfao. you need to get rid of this one

>>6691126
> creating hapa babies
>happy

statistically 1 out 5 hapas kill themselves

>>6691120
like all chicks wallet digger whore?

>>6690980
hahahahaha fugggg

nice op

>>6690980
wasted my fucking time with this bullshit

fuck you OP

>>6690623
naaaaaaaaaaaah are you serious? Fuck that bitch dude. Who the fuck are you marrying anonhahahahahah

>it's not real

Shit backtrack op, shit larp. Should have gone with

"so if this magical stock money exists, would you be willing to divorce me for it?"

>>6691126
E L I O T R O D G E R

>>6690980
weak LARP

you pulled the trigger way too early

>>6690980
Well done

>>6690980
Yall niggas are retarded. This was such an obvious larp

>>6691167
nice made-up stat, faggot. all anti-hapa memes were fabricated and pushed by EurasianTiger

>>6690554
Tell her that 200k isn't enough to both of you quitting their job anyway. Not even a million would be enough. Wtf is she thinking or expecting

>>6691003
ALSO try to baffle her in bullshit buzz words into a complete state of confusion. She legit sound retarded to admit she dosnt know either but will just nod her head. Tell her how oliver mite got it wrong by calling ur shitcoin a bitcoin and try to explain how there's many other bitcoin out there that people misinterpret when it's alt coins. Legit so easy to get out of this dodge and tell her how u were abit embarrassed to show ur stock portfolio because u oh had that much usd worth in it and say how she might be been disappointed in you.

>>6691126
Asian women are also a meme

>>6690980
thanks for making me lose faith in humanity YET AGAIN, you fucking faggot!! think you are trying to help someone. FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>6690980
I'm retarded?

>>6690980
In actually glad this isnt real

>>6690980

GG OP, GG

>>6690623
OLLIE IS FUCKING YOUR WIFE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

>>6690401
Friendly reminder if you believed this wasn't a larp from the first you also probably believe crypto is not a complete scam

>>6690980

i got got

>>6690980
Good shit hahhahhahahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhahahah

>>6690799
This is very obviously a white woman. A black woman would have asked you how to get in on crypto herself and helped you figure out every way to hustle and finesse the IRS

>>6690475
In my personal opinion, you don't need a person like that in your life. A real gf would be happy with a simple dinner that you cooked, a great conversation, a comfortable silence...

>>6691152
Do they have a house, do they have a car?
Then they don't have nothing you dingus

Also boomers are clinically retarded, so counting them doesn't really work

>>6691219
For woman 10k$ is enough to stop working(becouse im rich).

>>6690623
Fuggggg
OP it’s time to get rid of this bitch

Fuck Ollie.

the faggot could have really taken this to the next level.

fair warning: i'm gonna larp you guys one day and then you'll see how it's actually done. it will go on for weeks. it will be the most talked about thread on 4chan in 2018.

screencap this.

>>6690980
FUCKING OLIVER

And OP is a FAGGOT

>>6691189
you're another retard who fell for EurasianTiger's memes. the cornerstone of all hapa theories is "all WMAF hapas turn into Elliot Rodger", never acknowledging that Elliot's father wasn't white but a Jew. He wasn't WMAF, he was JMAF.
whatever faggot, have fun raising mouthbreathing mongrel children in whatever brown twerking ZOG shithole you've decided to stay in. my brilliant hapa children will know the peace and safety of a proud ethnostate.

>>6690980
top fucking kek, wp op

>>6691057

This

>>6690401
you should really be looking into this 'oliver' fellow. fuck that guy. he prob stiffin ur bitch. end em bof
and then buy zclassic!
and then move to portugal or curacao, both nice, crypto tax free places

>>6691357
Do it desu, just don't do it on this board. I like how these larps show cucks what people think of them

new wife op
but seriously you have my condolences

>>6690401
Holy shit my wife would never speak to me like this, you must be such a beta faggot

>>6690858
And yet I did. Probably a larp tho, now that I think of it

>>6690554
i sense larp

>>6690980
>He bamboozled me
>Dump every single coin he invested in

>>6690939
Yeah this, make a fake blockfolio and say the "fake" was about Ollie's claim of 200k.

Also beat the shit out of Ollie, not even kidding.

>>6690980
Fucking got me, but I'm not mad. Great larp OP. 9/10

>>6690401

First thing I did was tell my wife dude.

Why didn't you?

You're so fucked haha.

Unless everything else in your marriage is going super well - this will be a fight forever.

The only path I think you can take is saying something like "It's mostly like a retirement for us - it grew faster than I anticipated"

Etc.

>>6690980
Top kek cunt

>>6690475

DIVORCE

>>6690872
everyone post your shitty blockfolio. help OP out

>>6690798
Yeah they're much better. Can't comment on westernised asians however.

>>6690980
nice one op

>>6690858
It is.
>>6691038
>Le jew meme

>>6690980

>>6690980

Oh you got me mother fucker haha.

I'm married so I was thinking about what I've done.

Well played sir.

>>6690886
>Dump your wife
>Dump
You mean divorce a woman that now knows you have 200k in investment that she's entitled to?

>Do divorce her and refuse to split the crypto with her.
>Dump your entire savings into more shit coins and refuse to share those
>Go to federal prison
>Spend the next few years getting jacked
>Come out in a few years a multi millionaire with an amazing body

>>6690401

*My wife just found out I'm Lord Faggotron*

Ftfy

>>6691468
>first thing he did was tell wife

cuck spotted

>>6690475
If this is not fake you're fucked anon
Relocate to a 3rd world country and live like a king with monero

>>6690980
nicely done

i still enjoyed reading it op and believe this is a real story for some sad man out there

>>6691422
It is

>>6691324
You must be an under 20. What value do you think these things hold in retirement value let alone someone that has over 200k in the bank would likely already have these and more. Are you going to sell your horse to fund retirement for the next 20 years? No you faggot, you live in it and are going to be paying property taxes and expenses until you die and your kids sell it off.

What store of value is your fucking hyundai kiddo, it's likely half the value you paid for it. Hurr durr muh assests. You need these things to function they are not better than liquid cash.

>>6690475
>Drop in the ocean
She clearly doesn't understand how money works

>>6690980
post eth address, op

>>6691566

Happy marriage bro - we're both super successful - why not enjoy it together?

You sound like a single 19 year old haha.

(And that's ok bro)

thanks op very well played,
I was entertained

>>6690475
don't dump her
kill her

Larp

>>6690980
Knew it all along but still wanted to see it finish

>>6691357
Maybe youll make a convincing larp as long as your chat screencaps arent for fucking ANTS

>>6691468
shit like this makes me glad to be with my gf, jesus. She's emotionally dependent but would never fight me on that. I off hand showed her my (small) crypto gains of ~2000 dollars and she was just happy for me. She likes to stay in and cuddle not go on expensive dates

>>6691613
>being this oblivious
>has been in one relationship thinks he understands

good luck tiger.

>>6690475
>you had money and you didn't spoil me
Dropped

>>6690475
>women
>human

/biz/ should change it's name to /LARP/

Either way, true or imagination OP is a gigantic BETA faggot for taking shit from a woman like that.

>>6691005
>>6690980
kek

>>6691672
There's a huge difference between $2000 and something like $100k-$1mil changes will come in this bracket you idiot, but you probably won't make it to this bracket because you are an idiot.

you're all worse than reddit at spotting shit larps and weak ass satire
>yeah but isn't it sad that we live in a world where this is plausible
fucking dumbasses

>>6690980
fuck you

>>6691672
Jesus is not your girlfriend no matter how much you want him to be, anon.

>>6690980
kek

>>6690980
Am I a cuck if I'm happy this wasn't real?

gg op no re

just beat up your wife

>>6690980
motherfucker

>>6691740
m-muh second coming waifu

>>6691722
Considering we don't have a lot of money I don't think that it is.

>>6690858
>I only do things other people tell me to do :(

typical /biz/ poster

>>6690475

Dont let her talk like that. Cheap place? WHO'S FUCKING MONEY IS IT?

This is where we separate man from faggots.

>>6691120
knee pads

>>6690980

That's only on /b/ you absolute newfag.

>>6690980
Holy shit! One of the best LARPs ever. Liked and subscribed.

>>6690669
I haven't told my gf about my crypto. She wouldn't be interested in it anyway. It's not like I hide it from her, I don't lie to her.

I'm pretty sure she thinks crypto is fucking stupid, but she also knows I'm pretty smart so I think she's counting on me succeeding regardless.

>>6690980
Well fucking played OP. We knew this, but thanks for the reveal nonetheless

>>6690866
edgy

>>6690401
oliver is a fucking nigger if you ever talk to him again you're a cuck

>>6690475

Holy shit she's ungrateful. Fuckin run dude.

Dude, Oliver been hitting that ass for sure boy.

Clean slate no drama fuck both of them, you can afford losing them.

>>6691836

>>6690980
Here's another (((you))).