/biz/ - Business & Finance

what the actual fuck
In europe toilet paper is like 3€
where do you live, mumbai?

>>7259398
This is fucking disgusting

>buy $0.5 chewing gum
>chew gum after each meal, store in tupperware with tiny water bowl to maintain moisture
>roommates and family ostracize and laugh at me for being frugal and thrifty
>meanwhile they go out and spend $5 per 12 oz tube

Why are normies so dumb?

>>7259398
>buying $3 cloth
>not using bidet
>not using right hand to wipe ass
stay poor

>>7259398
and you still don't use water

13 FUCKING DOLLARS HOLY SHIT

>>7259398
>literally using shitrags to wipe your ass
>move tons of shit through your washing machine
>all your clothes are in direct contact with feces while you "wash them"

good job anon you just smeared shit all over your body and clothing

>>7259536
burgers are savages who consider bidets a french faggy luxury

>>7259398

>not just showering after you poo

the absolute state of bizness and finance

and you call yourself frugal

>>7259398
>autism

>>7259398
´>wiping ass
go away normie

>>7259398
God damn you filthy pig

>>7259398
If you act poor you’ll stay poor forever

>>7259649
hehehehe

Lmoa

>>7259398
>buy $200 toilet
>buy $3 cloth
>7 years of flushing
If you had invested this in Bitcoin in 2011 you would literally be a millionaire today anon. And you are still not shitting on the street?

>>7259398
>>7254983
Very nice OP
10/10 thread

>>7259398
nicely done faggot.

>>7259398
>13 dollars per 24
>assuming living alone and healthy one roll should last a week
>basically 30ish dollars per year
I will gladly pay this premium to not wash a fucking shit rag in the same place I wash my fucking clothes what the fuck is wrong with you

>>7259740
this that's disgusting

I hope this is bait, If it is true and I would know about it, I will not even shake your hand, you filthy animal.

Why you even clean your ass? You will save more you poor pajeet.

>>7259732
Finally.
>>7259740
Unironically 1 roll lasts 1-2 days MAX. Do you only poop twice a week or what?

>>7259398
Disgusting. I hope this is a larp or a false flag attack to make 4channers look bad.

>piss in a bowl
>pour the piss into a water filter tank to make piss into clean water
>roomates and family ostracize and laugh at me for being frugal and thrifty
>meanwhile they go out and spend $20 a week on bottled water

Why are normies so dumb?

>>7259398
>he doesn't spray his ass with a showhead after shitting

My female roommate tried to get me to buy toilet paper but I told her I never needed it.

>well dont you wipe your ass?

After I told her I just used the shower she complained to the landlord lol

>>7259579
Shit to shower is the way to go, bidet is the second best.

Third best is taking TP from work to use at home, or just pooping at work.

As the saying goes. Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time.

Do you wash it with your cum rags to make a nice semen-shit froth?

>>7259876
>1 roll per day
anon I think you have a problem

>>7259876
Jesus christ how many times a day do you fucking shit? And stop eating so much grease and put some fiber in your diet. One roll of single ply literally lasts me 3 fucking weeks.

>>7259876
Kek, when I wipe there's pretty much nothing on the paper. Check your diet.

>>7259529
I unironically did this when I was poor. Used the same gum for about 2 weeks at a time.

>>7260000
checked and keked

>>7259398
You know op a bidget cost like $30 and you don't have to waste soap and electricity on your shitrags.

>>7259876
>Unironically 1 roll lasts 1-2 days MAX
For how many people? 1 roll lasts me about a week or more, but I usually do clean poos

>>7259876
nigger do you drink a bottle of prunce juice a day or something wtf

>>7260000
>>7260046
Holy shit. Finally some nice digits and then it's a post like this.

This thread was made to make fun of this autist

>>7254983

>>7259398
Just shit before shower, and wash with soap and water. No need for $9 worth of rags and extra laundry costs . Fuck $9 for rags is super high anyway, go to thrift store and by xxxl T-shirt for $1, you'll get like a weeks worth of wipes, 2 weeks if you turn it inside out.

>>7259398
>buy wheelbarrow and gasoline
>go to dump each day and melt plastic off copper wires to sell them for up to $5 a day
>roomates and family ostracize and laugh at me for being frugal and thrifty
>doctors say I have 3 months to live from exposure to melting plastic

Why are normies so dumb?

>>7259398
shitty side shill.enough said

>>7259579
>do this
>forget to flush
>roommate wonders why there's shit but no paper

>>7259952
>>7259980
>>7260000
>>7260057
>>7260074
I poo 1-3 times a day as is healthy to do. If you poop less than 1 time a day you need to get that taken care of. My diet is great, you want your body to get rid of waste as often as possible.

>>7260441
Jesus you need help. You'll be dead by 40. I'm biting this bait pretty fucking hard

>>7260441
what the fuck bruh. I can't decide when I have to shit. I just have to and then go for it, but never thought omg I have to hit two more shits this evening I have to get rid of waste as often as possible. Once a day is totally fine.

protip:
> ketogenic diet
> IF
> yeas it's /biz/, I don't waste money on eating shitty sugar.

>>7260000
this.

> keto diet

>buy 24pack of axe on amazon for only 45 dollars
> *NEVER* wipe ass after shitting, but spray ass with axe
> this way people wont smell the shit, trust me it works
> save thousands of dollars and smell great in the process

>>7260441
>mfw I poop 3 times a week max since childhood

that nasty OP

>>7259980
Found the poo

>>7259398
It costs me $4 for 24 rolls of toilet paper. What shit hole socialist cunt of a country do you live in lmao

>>7259398
Pretty sure you're better off just washing your arse in the shower, but whatever floats your boat.

>>7260287
jesus fuck kek

>>7260251
Probably the funniest reply to this thread yet. I needed a good chuckle.

>>7259398
>not using each quadrant of the same side of a square of regular tissue paper for each poo
>not then flipping it over and using the four corners you strategically left clean on the back.

stay poor fuckos!

>>7259471
1,18€ for 8 rolls of regular 3 layer TP
wtf amerimutts

You could also wash your bum while standing over the toilet with a saucepan of warm soapy water, then dry with a cloth. That's what I do, because I want to have a clean bum but don't want to take a shower.

>>7259398

>>7260287
toppestofkeks

I wash my ass with water.
Wipe the shit with pape is disgusting.

>>7261330
>wash bum with warm soapy water from saucepan
>dry butt with strategically hidden crusty cloth
>put warm soapy poo-water saucepan back above toilet
>roomates and family wonder why theres a saucepan of warm-poo water above toilet
>i explain i'm just thrifty

>>7259980

Single ply is barbarian tier, I wouldn't wish that shit on my worst enemy.

Just shit in the street like the rest of us

I always shower after i shit, my gf has this rimjob fetish so i always have to be ready.

>>7261504
no silly you dump the water down the toilet. I also use rubber gloves because I don't want my ass crack to be infected with fungus, since fungus is on hands. Now you know the inner workings of my life.

Or you could get one of these and use a minuscule amount of whatever to simply dry your ass anon-kun...
h ttps://www.amazon.com/Premium-Stainless-Bathroom-Handheld-Sprayer/dp/B01A9A9MUO/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1517684970&sr=8-2&keywords=Bum+gun

>>7259398
I've been on 4chan for long enough not to immidiately call this an apocryphe

>>7259577
burger here
I unironically want one super badly.

>>7259398
Get a bidet faggot

>Hot water knob? Haven't touched it in months. I'm actually currently going through the process of having it uninstalled from my plumbing, they should be coming out sometime next week. I had to list a reason(s) on the work order as to why I am requesting my hot water knob to be removed and discarded. Would you care to hear the reasons? Well stay tuned friend. 3 reasons:

>1. Discipline
>2. Mental toughness
>3. It raises my testosterone

>My property manager was initially questioning my reasons, but I explained to her that by taking cold showers I am actually able to develop discipline and mental toughness. After a long and heated (note that I needn't anything heated, especially my water) debate, I was able to convince her to put the work order in. Now I'm living a great life, warm water free. I even started forcing my gf to take cold showers with me. I refuse to date an inferior female, and I explained to her that if she can't learn to accept and love cold showers as I have then we really have no business being together anyways.

>She's already received a black mark for questioning my NoFap practices stating that she wants my seed and wishes me to release my seed. Should she continue in this non-stoic fashion then I don't see us lasting much longer.

>>7259398
Not using superior ass washing technology

>>7260613
Not bait, you need to be pooping at least 1 time a day, the more the better. Why do you want shit staying in your intestine hardening and rotting?
>>7260960
eat more

>>7259577
burger here, bought a bidet months ago

amazing investment

Wash your ass with water. Dry it with toilet paper.
>Cheap af and clean ass

>>7259398
OP why don't you just shit in the washing machine while you're at it and only use one source of water for everything. Then wipe and throw the rag in the washing machine like a boss.

>>7260000
this nigga knows what's up

not saying I have perfect eating habits, but I certainly understand the relationship between my shit and my food

>>7259398
>buy 2 dollar pot
>fill with 5 cent water
>wash
>be more hygenic
you're an retard

>>7259876
>bidets
do you have diarrhea every day?

OP why don't you put some tide pods in your ass after you're done. I hear those things clean everything.

>>7262033
No. And a lot of time I only need 1-2 wipes. But sometimes, especially after mexican food, I use about half a roll and a baby wipe.

>>7259570
wtf is this

>>7259398
>13 dollars for a 24 pack of TP
They are doing it wrong then.

>>7262080
postmodernism

>>7259398
>>7259398
>paying for water to flush.
>paying rent to own a toilet.
>not shitting on the street.

Why is op so dumb?

So how much do you spend on laundry soap and electricity do run the washer each day ?

More than 13$

yeah..

>>7259398
ahhh why doesn't everybody use bidets FUCKING STAY POOR

>>7262112
It's kind of sad. He even has black belt. l guess he's been a lot of time doing that. l wonder how the tests you make to promote belt were. l guess the judges just passed him all times out of pity

>>7262137

Guy just needs to put a tide pod in there and clench. Then walk around and go about your day. self-cleaning. Though you may have a bit of leakage from time to time, just wear a pad in your underwear

>>7259876
Slurry bum

>>7262156
Spraying water up your asshole is kinda gay

>>7259897
>making 4channers look bad

lurk moar

Do bidets dry your ass too? Or do you just walk around for the rest of the day with soggy underwear?

Depends on climate. In the South you'll dry right off. In the north this is a terrible idea with your underwear resembling soggy corn flakes at the end of the day

>had tried anal once with ex
>she said it felt as if she was taking a shit
>mfw each time you take a shit it's as if you were getting blacked.com

>>7262168
Aww ok sweetie. Lemme break it down for you.
4 rolls of toilet paper cost's 1 dollar.
13 dollars gets you. 52 rolls of toilet paper.
Lets say you use 1 roll every 3 days cause you are a fat neckbeard who volcanically shits out Doritos like a cow does grass.

That means you spend 13$ every 156 days.
52 rolls times 13=156

So if you run your washer and maybe dryer everyday to wash your shit rage and add in the price of detergent.. How much do you spend in 156 days.

?


Answer more than 13$

Now go lick the wall

>>7262490
*15*3

>>7261545
Kek

Not even our poor as fuck dustbowl outhouse ancestors sunk this low. FUCKING USE NEWSPAPER OR ANYTHING FREE AND GET RID OF IT YOU NASTY FUCK

>>7262639
use leaves

>not having a scat fetish bf who licks the shit off your arse
plebs

>>7262233
And traps are not gay? Think of where you are

Bitch, I use a new $3 cloth every time I take a shit and throw it out of the window.

>>7259398
>not using the dishwasher for better efficiency due to heat point
your wanton excess disgusts me boomer

>>7259570
That's so cute!

>>7262265
Wipe with tissue afterwards

>>7259398

Same thing happened with diapers.

For 1000 years, people used cloth diapers, and simply washed and reused them.

Then, in 1956, Proctor and Gamble decided to convince people that it was much easier to just fill up landfills with dirty diapers.

But, it's up to the individual to decide if they want to trade convenience for paying $0.26 per diaper

>>7259536
burger here, my parents have always had toilet with bidets. Growing up at first I had no idea what to do after taking a dump at a friend's house that didn't have one

>>7259398
Use ripped up paper towels. Much thicker and cheaper. Plebs use tp, it leaves dingle berries.

>>7259577
burger here, my parents have always had toilet with bidets. Growing up at first I had no idea what to do after taking a dump at a friend's house that didn't have one

>>7263396
it's called wealth. proctor and gamble really doesn't need to convince me that a disposable synthetic diaper is better than washing a shit cloth in my washing machine, especially at .26 cents

>>7262490
>4 rolls of toilet paper cost's 1 dollar.
yeah right, try 5.96 mim...

>>7260287
Fuck I laughed hard, well done anon

>>7260441
one time i got addicted to immodium and was taking 100-200 pills a day and didn't shit for 1.5 weeks once. shit was cray.

>>7259398
just use your hand and wash it in the sink then

>>7260698
>keto
the '00s called, faggot

>>7259398
>Not using a bidet
>not using a dipper
>not using literally anything to deliver water to your asshole so you can wash it with soap and water

Shit once a day
Shower after shitting
Make my ass sparkly clean

>>7263495
Good diapers cost more than 26c each.

>>7259579
Unironically this. Shit during work doesn't cost toilet paper, and then you can shit again and shower at home.

>>7259398
Jesus christ

>>7263495
People didn't have washing machines prior to 20th century. I believe they would boil the shit rags in a big pot that was just for shit rags.

>>7264115
Also take napkins, utensils and ketchup packets from McDonald's so you can use them at home for free.

>>7259398
>wash in washing machine
hand wash by the river, saves even more money

Turn into Somali, they wash ass with their hands.

>search in dumpsters
>find perfectly good half eaten but still edible food that people toss out
>roomates and family ostracize and laugh at me for being frugal and thrifty
>meanwhile they go out and spend like $300 a month on groceries

>>7264189
>oi mum whatchu got on fa suppah
>ooh ya cheeky wankah
>oi then i really diin't know it were the shitrags me'love, it smelled jus like yer mince-meat porridge
>bloody WANKER!
>yakety sax theme

yeah I'd rather not live that way

>>7259398
I'm eating

>>7259570
How is no one losing their shit?

>>7259623
You gotta admire pajeets ingenuity.

>>7260021
I did this when I was a kid, but I kept adding new gum to it until it was a massive ball. Holy shit, I completely managed to repress that memory until now, I never knew why I chewed through every gum except 5 like it was paper.

>>7259398
THIS BIDET IS 35$ YOU DISGUSTING FUCKER. STOP USING SHITRAGS THIS IS NOT THE MEDIEVAL ERA.

>find bucket in back alley
>shit in it
>once a month go to a farmers market and sell 'cow manure' for $1 a pound

why do normies literally flush money down the toilet?

>>7261534
I totally agree. I shilled my dad on ETH when it was $7 and made them into millionaires, but when I go to their new house they bought with crypto gains, it's fucking raw ass sandpaper single ply. Stupid boomer mom grew up poor and doesn't know how to enjoy life.

>Find a street.
>Do my business outside in the freshair
>The western world ostracize and laugh at me for being frugal and thrifty
>meanwhile they go out and spend $100 on a toilet let alone toilet paper.

>>7263284
>not using Louis V $300 rags every time you shit
lmao broke nigger

>>7259560
You could wash your shitty cloths with the water you used to rinse the other laundry. Recycling water is k as long as you use it to wash progressively dirtier stuff. Brainlet.

>>7265500

he set up an office in a wooden shack. what is ingenious about that?

>>7259398
>Thinks it's cheaper to use electricity for washing machine + detergent + water rather than just using a little bit of tp

This is why you're a dumbass. Not surprised you post on /biz/

>>7259623
>>7265893
It looks comfy. I would probably be happier working there every day than my office.

>>7265762
I know that feel. Inlaws live in a 1MM+ house but use single ply because their parents grew up in the great depression.

>>7259740
fucking finally, we're talking about him putting shit in his washing machine.

>>7259398
So like, you have a bunch of poop in your washer all the time.... Paper is biodegradable also you can just order hella tp online for almost nothing from canada or russia depending on where you are in the world.

Unless your washing machine has medical grade sterilization cycle and you use a hefty amount of bleach, you are likely exposing yourself and other people in your house to e coli and other bacteria.

>>7261847
>Im with the 3 time a week shitter on this
Im not gonna force food down my gullet to increase my shit count.

>>7259398
Just stick your arse under the shower head you fucking moron

>>7262490
He's not using extra money to run the washer
He's putting them in with his laundry load

dunno about you but i can easily take more than one nasty shit a day
if you're implying you'd let your shit-stained cloth pieces hanging around for hours until it's time to wash everything... kinda disgusting my man

>>7259398
What if you had guests come to stay, would you let them use your rags? Would you clean the cloth afterwards for them lmao

>>7266285
Not joking around, Im going for my 3rd shit of the day now after lunch and some espresso.

>>7259579
>Not squating down in the shower and pinching a loaf
>Not stomping it down the drain with your foot afterwards
Fucking degenerates.

>>7259577
Lol fag

>>7259398
>tfw saving money on TP
>water utility and laundry detergent usage skyrockets

I steal toilet paper from public restrooms bring them home

>get 0.5L bottle
>each time I masturbate jizz to that bottle, mix it with water add some sugar or honey and drink
>roommates and family ostracize and laugh at me for being disgusting peace of shit
>meanwhile they go out and spend 1.79 euros for 2 liter bottle of milk.

>>7259398

I used free newspaper during college. It eventually clogged the toilet and the fucking thing wouldn't stop overflowing. I was on the 2nd level and most of it just leaked straight down on the heads of the hippie neighbors who lived below me. I panicked and left, they called the landlord who was pretty pissed to discover that the plumbing was all fucked up from a year of newspaper going down the toilet. He said he was gonna sue me but ended up not keeping a penny of my security deposit.

>>7259570
what the fuck?

>>7259570
>black belt
does anyone take US martial arts seriously? i feel like they don't

>>7259398
Kill yourself you fucking sub human.

>>7259398
I thought I was the only one who does this. but I use the local coin wash to wash these. I dont own a washer and dryer.

>>7269810
It's a "martial arts" school for disabled children, dipshit. Look at the kids in wheelchairs.

I bet you also believe the make a wish kids are actually meeting spider man as well lol.

>>7260441
Sure, but tell me why the fuck pooping twice a day results in you using an entire roll a day. A roll should last like 20 poops my dude.

>>7259398
oh lawd i am laffin hard

>he doesnt steal toilet paper from work
>he buys cloths instead of stealing them from hotels
$3 is a waste and so is the energy/waster costs to wash them. Just use your hand then wash it with the neighbours front lawn tap. Fucking pajeet kike.

>>7260441
americans unironically believe this tho

>>7270349
Pooping once a day is average.

>>7270401
americans unironically believe pooping 3 times a day is healthy, is what i mean

>>7270418
Oh, yeah that's a lot poop. Makes even pajeets jealous.

>>7259398
New York was the first place I visited where 'single ply' toilet paper was a thing. Stay poor Amerimutts.

>>7270418
Enjoy your colon cancer

>>7259398
>Buying cloth in the first place
>Not stealing toilet paper from your local gas station or walmart

>>7259980
>One roll of single ply literally lasts me 3 fucking weeks.
i'd hate to smell your asshole

>>7270601
i'd hate to smell yours regardless of how you take care of it.

Bathroom habit threads on 4chan are always fascinating. Most people have absolutely no concept of the things they don't personally do and are astounded to find out some people do things differently.

Do you realize that half of people:
Wipe while sitting
Wipe while standing
Wipe front to back
Wipe back to front
Pee by pulling their dick through their zipper and the fly in their boxers
Pee by pulling the front of their pants and boxers down just enough to get their dick over
Pee like Pepe

You need a designated shit cloth washing machine

>>7260441
You shit more in a day than I do in 4 or 5 haha

And you people make fun of Pajeets.....

>>7259398
>mfw i may potentially use the same laundry machine as people who use shitty clothes to wipe their ass

>>7259623
Props to this man.

>>7259623
>Another translation to this /Biz/ forum Rakesh?
>Rakesh, I see you often you are like brother you must stop this and find real job
>Do you know how frustrating it is to type in these long alphanumeric phrases?
>What is Ethereum
>Why are you reassuring it is not scam
>Why do you say your name is not Rakesh?
>please find another job than trying to take people's virtual game money
>No one will give coin to wallet for Gold Diamond Money Coin Gem token Rakesh
>please no more /biz/ posts

>>7270150
Its not a full roll a day. A roll lasts 2 days max though. Some poops are creamy and need a lot of wipes, but when that happens I go to the babys room and get wipes.

>>7270418
>>7270418
>americans unironically believe pooping 3 times a day is healthy, is what i mean
It is healthy. You want to remove waste as often as possible. Nothing wrong with 2-3 movements a day. You all should take more probiotics.

>>7264873
this shit doesn't work in burgerland

>>7264873

Good way to catch something that you won't be able to afford to treat.

>>7259398
Just in case you're serious, the problem is that the washing machine doesn't automatically vaporize solid matter. It just filters some of it out and makes it smell better, you're still embedding shit in your clothes and washing machine.

Also, running the washing machine everyday gets expensive.

>>7272075
kek

>>7273568
>what is rinse cycle.

>>7271021
>I was both shocked and amazed when my friends told me they sat down to wipe aged 18.
>All my life i'd been standing
>Changed my habit and now sit to wipe
>Never felt better

>>7273568
so? hang it in the sun, the sun kills any harmful bacteria, all you're left with is some embedded dirt

>>7259649
>actual American mentality
>if i look rich i'll get rich

>>7259398
>wasting money on wash water and soap like a normie

i keep a bucket of rainwater in my room and just rinse it. i change the bucket only when it rains.

>>7259398
You realize it'll take more energy and water and solvents to re-use those rags.

>>7269810
Dude i bet he'd beat the shit outta you

>>7260773
deodorant literally burns your asshole.
>>7261084
Probably the united states

>>7271021
kek. I went to 4 different schools early on and there was always some fucking autist that pulled his pants all the way down when busting a waz.

>>7272800
>A roll lasts 2 days max though
yeah, that's essentially the same
fucking how
I couldn't use that much even if i wiped twice after the paper came up clean, for every time I pooped. You really gotta figure out what you're doing wrong man, you're spending like 8x what I'm spending for no reason, and that should frustrate you.

>>7274513
why not both?

YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS WHY DON'T YOU USE BABYWIPES/WETWIPES!!?!??!?!

>>7259398
I hope you use bleach or your washing machine has a disinfect cycle, please tell me you do.

why is this thread making me laugh like a little girl

>>7259398
lol wtf
$13 for a 24 pack of toilet paper is fine, and would last a single person like 3 months

probably similar price if you factor in the laundry detergent you use and the electricity to do the extra laundry cycles. you're the brainlet and a nasty mother fucker

>>7259952
Addicted to dat Paper

I always end up going to the bathroom throughout the day to wipe my ass, I wonder if I leak a little bit or if I'm just not getting it that clean?

>>7259398
how much does it cost to run your washing machine?

do you wash it what other things or just by themselfs? If with other things doesn't it make it smell?

Are you retarded or only pretending to be retarded?

>>7259623
believe it or not thats where most the shitcoins on /biz/ are being pumped from.

>>7275126
>what is rinse cycle
>>7275244
See bro thats the problem. You can never get fully clean with just paper. You get itchy, right?

>>7274837
Maybe some people like the buuuuurn

>>7273763
>>7275331
>rinse cycle
>rinse to get rid of shit and e.coli
are you daft? you'd better be suggesting a sanitize cycle if you're gonna repeat yourself

>>7263396
Cloth diapers still exist, and I've seen people washing them at laundromats many times. Absolutely disgusting.

>>7275331
You think soap and water kills fecal bacteria or any bacteria in large numbers? ooooh boy, I'd link a site, but too lazy. Use a half cup of chlorine at least bro, I'm looking out for you.

!!!!!!!!!MORE IMPORTANT QUESTION!!!!!
How do you stop yourself from cumming while shitting? Sometimes I'm just taking a nice dump and some cum comes out. I read that its the shit pushing against the prostate. I remember edging and it happened, but it also happens when I don't fap for a long time.

>>7275384
I hope those fuckin savages use chlorine.

>>7275411
Chlorine bleach still isn't enough. I use it on my toilets, and it doesn't always remove the residue left from a burrito or spaghetti shit.

>>7275499
That's why you scrub first to get rid of the particles, then you use bleach to disinfect. Clean first soap and water or whatever particles shit feces residue is around, then disinfect with bleach. REAL BLEACH not the color safe shit too.

>>7275499
it kills the stuff on the surface, but the sterile shit shell still protects the bacteria on the inside
you don't just splash bleach on shit, 'cause shit's not all bacteria

>>7275566
Yea I know, but using bleach in a laundry cycle usually kills everything, I guess the particles break up real well and get sanitized in a sense swishing around, they've done tests, sanitize cycle and chlorine bleach kill stuff, but yea, things like c. diff are a mutha fucka to kill.

>>7275387
>what is heat

>>7261847
Pooping three times a day is fine, but you should be wiping mostly clean, maybe three wipes each time max.

>>7267576
kek

>>7275393
wat

>>7275393
Why would you want to stop that? I love taking a hard shit and feeling my cum squeezed out of my cock

>>7259398
why us

why our board

>>7275969
this is literally how /biz/ was everyday until crypto took over desu

>>7259398
This is the normiest thing I've ever heard
- A Venezolan

>>7275740
It's hitting 140F+? yea, no.

>>7275947
>Wasting ammo not for cumshots/creampies/facials/etc
What the FUCK?
>>7275849
This is a legit issue. If it doesn't happen to you then you are eating too much soy/low test, fapping too much, broken balls.

>>7274889

>not ripping off a foot and a half or more of toilet paper, folding it in half several times so it has no real surface area, wiping your creamy poops with one satisfying block of toilet paper, and pitching the entire thing after one wipe and getting another, repeat two or three times a day

what are you, poor?

>>7259577
>mmmmm shoot water on me poopy butt mummy
>mmm now I have water sprayed poopy butt
>super clean poopy water all over me bum bum yum yum

>>7259398
>less than a euro per roll of paper

You poor fuck

>>7259398
>only shit in public restrooms
>wipe my ass and flush everyday for free
>roomates and family ostracize and laugh at me for being frugal and thrifty
>meanwhile they go out and shit in their bathrooms and spend $$$ on the water bill and toilet paper.

Why are normies so dumb?

>>7270301
I did this for a year when I first moved out of my parent's house. I stopped when I realized if I was ever caught I'd always be known as that guy that steals toilet paper from work when you can buy rolls for 50c each that are twice as comfortable.

This is a good point though and I used to argue with my grandmother where the cutoff is.

So /biz/, what is the threshold for when frugality becomes not worth it. Is it tied to a percent of your income?

It's somewhere in between spending your paycheck on weed and reusing your piss

What a waste of money... when i went to Turkey they had a bucket of water above each toilet for you to wash your left hand in after wipeing your ass. There is a reason in Turkey that they only shake hands with their right.

people wash soiled diapers in the washing machine. how is this any different?

>grow up dirt poor
>visit far off countries on holidays
>stopover in some sand desert shitehole
>go to take a dump
and that is the story of how I discovered single leaf tp exists. how poor do you have to be to say, okay we can save 50% more by buying a product that is 10000% more difficult to use
the weird thing is that you have to fold single leaf tp over several times so it ends up being used more than 4 times

>>7259398
because reusing the same 3 dollar cloth and rewashing it over and over is unsanitary. Shit is disgusting.

>>7277777

>shitting at home

Any man knows that the best feeling in the world is taking a long 30 minute shit while at work. There is nothing quite like the feeling of getting paid to take a shit.

>>7259398
>not useing hand

>Amerisharts need hundreds of dollar for papers and they still remain dirt
>Instead i just use a bidet and ""wa la"", fresh like a shower

>>7259398
>amerimutt forgot about water and electricity not to mention detergent he will use to make it at least somewhat clean
>meanwhile even sandniggers were smart enough for bidets
OH SAY CAN U SHART
IN THE LOCAL WALMART

>>7259471
The state of burgers. It is about 95c for an 8 pack of double ply 240 sheet in the UK.
95c or washing a rag covered in shit using washing powder, electricity and your self-respect?
No contest, not to mention the stink if you don't wash them daily and not being able to wash your normal clothes with them.

>>7259493
They probably don't even wipe properly, just knock off any Klingons. Disgusting.
You need to get your finger right in there and use a wet wipe followed by more dry to fully clean it, revolting. Bidets are also king, buy a bidet!

>>7277432
I know an ex body builder/bodyguard who steals toilet paper from work. if its free take it

>be me
>pajeet
>wipes ass with hand and street on the shit absolutely free of cost
>people call me thrifty street shitter.

Why are non-pajeets so dumb?

>>7259398
I'm pretty sure using a bidet is cheaper (and cleaner). Get on my level.

>>7280092
This. Water+left hand is cheapest and cleanest

>>7260287
this happened to me. Just got home from christmas holiday after 2-3 days and had friends over. One of my friends went to the bathroom and saw my 3 day old shit.

>>7275393
wait are you telling me there is a split somewhere inside my dick pipe like two rivers joining into one? So cum cums out one, piss out another and they then share the same pipe

>he pays for rags to wipe his ass with
>not breaking into one of those red clothes donation boxes and getting your shit rags for free
Shiggy

>>7271186

>>7281025
this
and when no clean ones are left, you bring the bag back to the Salvation Army dropbox, and exchange the filled shitty one for a fresh new batch.

>>7260441
the good digits man was talking about whether you have a crayon or not. better diet = no crayon cause it just keeps drawing

One roll of toilet paper lasts me about six months.
I have a special trick to do this ;
1. Take a single paper from the roll.
2. Fold it in half
3. Remove a small piece of paper from the fold in the middle of the sheet. Keep it for later.
4. Put your finger through the hole from step 3 and scoop shit from ass.
5. When you are done cleaning your ass with the finger use the small bit of paper from step 3 to clean under your fingernail.
I spend about 1 dollar on tp in a year using this technique.

I just use my cat. She just cleans it off of herself so it's like self-cleaning toilet paper. Can't believe none of you stupid normies figured this out

>>7281259

this thread is literally a pajeet thread.

fuck off back to india.

>>7259579
what if you're having a bad day where you have to shit 4 or 5 times

>>7260732
This
When I eat lots of olive oil, my shit goes down smooth