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4 threads in 1 day edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:
Robinhood
>commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

> How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

Interactive Brokers
>$1 commission per 100 shares. $10k minimum to open, $3k if 25 or under. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
http://www.interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
http://www.tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
http://www.degiro.eu

Free in depth charts:
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Premarket Movers:
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https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
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S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

>> No.7492609
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7492609

Keep calm and Trust Trump

>> No.7492619
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7492619

Crash crash crash crash crash crash crash!

>> No.7492666
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7492666

Thoughts on the ASX right now?

>> No.7492673

>>7492609
This crash is going to be like the 20's. We're going to be calling the shithole cities where people live Trump Dumps. Sell everything and buy alcohol. The real money is going to be in selling hooch like Al Capone.

>> No.7492680
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7492680

CRASH

DOWN DOW DOWN

>> No.7492686
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7492686

>Cramer talking about our volitility gambling memes again

STOP IT

>> No.7492705
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7492705

DOWN DOW DOWN

>> No.7492716

Can this market just fucking open already.

>> No.7492719

>>7492686
Let him, if he says sell TVIX it's going sky high due to market crash

>> No.7492728
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7492728

> DOWN DOWN DOWN

>> No.7492750

PREDICTIONS!!!

I think the DOW will finish down about 300 points, will recover slightly on Monday, and then shed about 1300 points Tuesday.

>> No.7492802

>>7492750
I think it'll be positive most of today, dip 1-2% Monday, positive Tuesday, the big drop again Wednesday or Thursday.

>> No.7492811
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7492811

DOW STRAIGHT TO 22K

KEK WILLS IT

>> No.7492817

DOW CLOSE AT 24390 TODAY

>> No.7492847

Oh shit, everybody says it's going to go down. UVXY is going to the fucking moon!

>> No.7492902

>>7492750
I say 1000

>> No.7492905
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7492905

>>7492817
Okay bud

>> No.7492946
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7492946

DOW SET TO LOSE 1K

>> No.7492952

green today at open and but then the real show begins

>> No.7492953

Morning all.

>> No.7492966

When the bears are telling you to buy, SELL!

>> No.7492985

>tfw market opens in 5 minutes and I'm on a plane which takes off at the same time.

That's gonna be longest 2 hours of my life. Pls no bloodbath.

>> No.7492995

Stay away from tall buildings we might have some jumpers today.

>> No.7493013

>>7492985
We hitting 22K today bud

>> No.7493019

>>7492985
Go long vix, you pansy

>> No.7493031
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7493031

> it's going back up
FUCK YOU NIGGERS I HAD JUST BOUGHT 4000 TVIX
START FUCKING SELLING RIGHT NOW

>> No.7493042

Best stocks to buy if markets drops?

>> No.7493048
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7493048

Why hi there, partner! Looks like you've stumbled into my territory, hehe.

>> No.7493067

>>7493042
Inverse Dow

>> No.7493075

>>7493042
Volatility stocks, inverses, SPXS for example

>> No.7493089

Hold over the weekend?

>> No.7493096

One minute till the drop. Prepare for unforseen consequences

>> No.7493107
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>>7493031
Weak hands keep giving me free money

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>>7492609
aaaaand 166 up right on schedule. You did Trust Trump, didn't you anons?

>> No.7493135

>>7493031
>buying any of these wacky derivative notes

>> No.7493144
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> 10 second flash crash
jesus fuck i just shit myself

>> No.7493147

ITS GOING UP

PRAISE KEK

>> No.7493151
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7493151

WEW LAD
>W E W L A D

>> No.7493159

>>7493042
Gold miners

>> No.7493162

just woke up, how many thousand we down?

>> No.7493184

Don't fall for the morning bull trap, this exact same thing happened yesterday

>> No.7493186

INPX popping

>> No.7493196

NVIDIA UP 10%

WE DID IT REDDIT

>> No.7493199

>>7493151
Plunge protection team in overdrive

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>>7493134
Astronaut D. Jones is riding the Trump Train to the moon boys!

>> No.7493210

>>7492586
Reminder if you need to pinch the 7 dollars on a broker by using Robinhood you probably shouldn't be trading stocks.

>> No.7493216

>Cramer keeps making fun of us
FUCKING BOOMERS REEEEEEE

>> No.7493252

>>7493184
Gee I wonder what's causing it?

>> No.7493258

>>7493210
t. Schlomo Shekelberg

>> No.7493267

As predicted; expect to finish -400

>> No.7493268

>>7493210

Mr. Schwab is that you

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7493282

GUYS ISNT IT SUPPOSED TO CRASH I SOLD??

REEEEEE

>> No.7493296

WHERE IS THE DOW DOWN 2000 DAY I WAS PROMISED?

>> No.7493308

>>7493282
dont worry.

>> No.7493311
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>>7493296
Valentine's day massacre next week, shhhhhh

>> No.7493318

>>7493296
Patience, my dear.

We'll have a small drop today, then large sustained drops throughout next week.

>> No.7493373

dropping fast

>> No.7493396
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>>7492811
It has been decided.

>> No.7493407
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7493407

>this is normal market behaviour

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>>7493407
AHH THE JEWS TOOK MY MONEY I SOLD REE!!!

>> No.7493460

Guys don't get fooled by this green open. People are just covering their XIV collateral and exiting before the weekend.

>> No.7493473
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7493473

>all those dips I ignored yesterday
>flying 25-40% today

NO DUMP DOWN YOU SON OF A BITCH

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7493484

> Buy $SPXS
> Downtrend immediately reversed

>> No.7493494
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7493494

>>7493460
I second this

When millionaires get margin calls you know the market it fucked and oversold

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7493509

>tfw comfy fapping to 2D not worrying about my investments because I sold before the crash

Who comfily watching the crash and waiting to buy in here? Retards fooled by this green open.

>> No.7493511

Join me on the MU pain train

>> No.7493522
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7493522

you told me this was going to be the worst friday in history,biz

>> No.7493537

I’m thinking I should sell during this bump. I feel like we are going to be in a bear market for a long time now

>> No.7493550

>>7493511
I'll hop on. What are we in for?

>> No.7493551
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7493551

I’m I going to make it?

>> No.7493557

>>7492586
>http://www.robinhood.com

quit shilling this shit on here you cunt

>> No.7493568

>>7493537
Good idea.

This is the final bull trap.

>> No.7493573

>>7493551
Am I

>> No.7493587
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>>7493522
Don't be fooled. Sell while you can.

>> No.7493592
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7493592

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW???
$SPXS HITS SELL LIMITS AND IT IMMEDIATELY REVERSES AGAIN
WHAT THE FUCK I'VE LOST FUCKING $5000 IN ONE FUCKING WEEK WHY CAN'T I MAKE MONEY ANYMORE
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE REASON FOR THIS????????
JEWS???
TRUMP????
WHY CAN'T THEY LEAVE MY MONEY ALONE???
I'VE DONE NOTHING TO THEM!!!
PLEASE STOP
PLEASE STOP
PLEASE STOP
PLEASE STOP

>> No.7493628

>>7493509
Why dont you short?

>> No.7493633

>>7493592
Because you have weak hands

>> No.7493638

UVXY is going to take a massive dump, Cramer curse is still alive.

>> No.7493656

picked up 200 shares of MU at $40, I'm gonna wait and see how everything plays out for a few days but I'd really like to get another 200-400 shares at these levels

>> No.7493658

How many more green opens do we needs before /biz/ learns to have a little faith in their admin?

>> No.7493669

>>7493522
It only just began

>> No.7493689

>>7493628
Too much effort when you have a full time job. I'm aiming for long term, but I also don't want to watch all my investments lose so much value in a month. So I sold before it dropped, and I'll buy in when it stabilizes.


It'd be nice if I could daytrade.

>> No.7493698

>>7493587
I just raised some cash by selling BOTZ and TTWO

I kept my Shkreli shilled biotech positions

>> No.7493701
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7493701

>INPX up 60% now

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHY DIDNT I BUY YESTERDAY

>> No.7493710

>>7493689
Cool thx for the response

>> No.7493732
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7493732

Ye of little faith why doth doubt in Kek?
>>7492811

>> No.7493742

>>7492586
SHORT IT

>> No.7493791

Last call for TVIX, VIX, SPXS gains train

>> No.7493806
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7493806

I just did it lads. I literally sold everything. I’m completely out of the markets. I bought in for the first time in June last year and I made about €400 from a €10000 investment.
Whether it’s a correction or a crash, I feel like it’s gonna be a bear market for at least a few months.

>> No.7493831

>>7493806
bottom confirmed

>> No.7493843

>>7493806
Good job anon, you have saved yourself many losses. Nice job not selling yesterday.

The Will of Kek is for the market to drop and have large correction.

>> No.7493848

>>7493806
just bought 100k

>> No.7493861

>>7493831
We won't know until Lunch/Close

>> No.7493872

>>7493806
>he's out. Buy it

>> No.7493877
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7493877

>>7493698
>selling TTWO in the yr of our Lord horseballs

U dun goofed anon

>> No.7493895

>>7493877
Wat

>> No.7493924

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH ITS DROPPPING

>> No.7493958
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>>7493806
>virgin media
You sold a bit late buddy. How much did you lose for 1 month potential gains?

>> No.7493971

I'm short VIX, you guys are pussies, corrections over. I know you're all scared cause big 5 guy got bullish, but even he's right 1 in 10 times.

>> No.7493978

>>7493895
RDR2

>> No.7493993

>>7493877
I am also excited for this game

but what the fuck I dont want to wait an extra year+ to play it on PC

FUCKING CONSOLE FAGS RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.7494012

>>7493971
Correction is not over until 22K friend

>> No.7494013

>>7493971
>I-I'm short the VIX p-pussies correction is over, amirite?

>> No.7494021
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>>7493924
Ammo for defending 24000 is almost gone, today will be a bloodbath.

>> No.7494041

>>7493971
I'm also short vix. Bought some svxy right before the market close yesterday

>> No.7494054

>>7493971
i'd say more like 1 in 20 but hey theres a chance amirite

>> No.7494058

fellas, I've got a $115 put on EA that i bought weeks ago before their earnings report

been holding it basically worthless since they went up even after missing expectations

anyway it expires today. Do you think I have a chance of it closing below 115 today

>> No.7494078

>>7494012
I don't see Vix staying above 30.

>> No.7494083

>>7493877
I actually bought thanks to some random advice from an anon here last year
Took some nice profits

Then I decided to reenter yesterday after a bad quarter then the sell-off begin

I admit I get FUDed but will reenter somewhere during the year

>> No.7494097

>>7493971
you're taking the piss

>> No.7494101
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7494101

>>7492586
Here we go, down dow down

>> No.7494106

>>7492609
Maria is worst girl

>> No.7494113

Im holding onto my ge stocks and probably buying a shit ton more when the bottom drops out and the price drops to single digits. Deadlifts and chins have made my grip strong.

>> No.7494124

>>7494058
90% chance it expires worthless

>> No.7494135

>>7493958
I know. I’m still happy with my decision though. I lost about €800 in the last month.

>> No.7494161

>>7494113
You really think they can turn it around?

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>>7494124

thanks. Deep down I knew this already

>> No.7494180

>>7494135
Same, I only lost roughly $400 but happy I got out.
I would have been down $1500 or more yesterday.

>> No.7494184

>>7494078
Yeah, and I bet XIV holders thought that they would never get a billion dollar margin calls.

>> No.7494204

>>7494161
GE is one of those too big to fail sort of deal. I think they have good potential to get it together, plus when companies get delisted from S&P they tend to bounce back pretty quick.

>> No.7494207

>>7494167
that's not just some random number, actual % chance according to option market

>> No.7494212

>>7493993
Does anyone even have a video card to play PC games anymore?

>> No.7494228

>>7494101
/biz/ is always wrong

>> No.7494232

so they are about to go through the support's again and it's down from there back further into the shitter

>> No.7494235

>>7494204
It won't be too big to fail when they start selling off all their subsidiaries.

>> No.7494245

>>7494232
>algo trading has a support

>> No.7494246

>>7493296
So far this week DOW has dropped towards the end of the day. We will go down after noon. Patience

>> No.7494247

>>7494161
Yeah I dont expect them to be the same company. I expect they will be booted from the dow, sort themselves out and grow on what works.

>> No.7494248

>>7494232
This anon gets it

Literally last chance for TVIX or other Inverse ETS/Volatility indexes

>> No.7494266

>>7494212
My GTX 770 still does fine for most games at least. I only have a 60hz monitor though.

>> No.7494268

Dipped below that 24k wall again. Will we have another panic sell the last hour today?

>> No.7494288

>>7494207
oh alright
how do they determine the probability?

>> No.7494307
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7494307

>>7494228
WE TRIED TO WARN YOU

>> No.7494325

>>7494288
based on previous stock movement and current volatility, you can look on any option trading platform and it will show probability of that option being out of the money

>> No.7494335

>>7494268
Starting at lunch time the blood bath truly begins

>> No.7494336

>>7493791
Hold my bag, the post.

>> No.7494349

>>7494204
One of the few ways for GE to get bailed out is if the chinks (Tencent, BABA or Moutai Kweichou) were interested in acquiring some parts of GE

You would have emperor Trump opposing it with the force of a thousand suns

>> No.7494357

it won't hold at 24 it's a Friday it always slows down on Friday around lunch traders will take profits

>> No.7494369

>>7494325
cheers
this is literally the first time ive ever tried playing with options

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7494372

>>7494336
Kek, I guess you like losing. The eternal bull is running off the cliff

>> No.7494424

>>7494349
Who said anything about bailing out? Sell off the dead assets and focus on what works. Hardly a bailout.

>> No.7494439
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7494439

>tfw you missed the dip

>> No.7494462

>>7494439
Fingers crossed it's worse next week

>> No.7494466

>>7494307
kek that was my post

if red we drop again today

>> No.7494481

>>7494466
okay bloodbath delayed until monday confirmed

>> No.7494483

>>7494439
we are still IN the dip they have barely recovered since yesterday

>> No.7494496

>>7494424
I admit I haven't looked into their balance sheet and see if they can get over their current set-back

>> No.7494506

>>7494483
We only at the top of Marina's trench

>>7494466
>>7494481
Kek has already willed the Market to drop see >>7492811

>> No.7494513

>>7493806
>he sold the dip
See you again next week when we're back at mid-january levels.

>> No.7494519

>>7494513
We are heading back to October friend.

>> No.7494533
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7494533

Can we finally say the "precious metal" meme is dead?

>> No.7494538

>>7494519
we are basically in October right now

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7494556

>>7494506
good thing i sold yesterday

feeling /comfy/

>> No.7494566

we are below 24

>> No.7494570

did someone cap bank bro post? he said it will fucking drop to the ground today too

>> No.7494575

Just bought some UVXY. Good move or bad?

>> No.7494581

and below 2600 on the S&P

>> No.7494583
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7494583

HERE WE GO LADS

>> No.7494584

>>7494570
>>7475269 found it myself

>> No.7494621

>>7494372
Okay I'll bite again. Bought and sold 200 shares of TVIX yesterday for profit so I'll go again with 180 just so I keep the profit if nothing.
>tfw immediate 60 c jump after order placed

>> No.7494633

>>7494483
>>7494462

Looks like you guys are right.

We're goin red again

>> No.7494634

>>7494621
You're welcome :)

>> No.7494637

Wtf was that flash crash

>> No.7494639
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7494639

23900 and dropping sharply.
>tfw sold the bull trap

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7494668

>>7494575
mfw same

>> No.7494669

I'm in UVXY and SPXS.

Let's fucking do this.

>> No.7494680

>>7494668
>>7494669
Damn. Its already looking like a great move!

>> No.7494684
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7494684

IT'S BEGUN

>> No.7494686

get the pink wojaks ready

>> No.7494689

>>7494533
precious metals are for when the FED starts printing their way out of a financial crisis like they did in QE

>> No.7494694

SPY GOING RED

>> No.7494698

>>7494689
uh huh okay faggot

>> No.7494705
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7494705

WELP

>> No.7494709

>>7494669
In both since this morning and tvix for some reason

>> No.7494713

Looks like people really don't wanna baghold over the weekend. Today is gonna hurt.

>> No.7494733
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7494733

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.7494735

>>7494684
>>7494705
It's just a minor correction
don't sell

>> No.7494743

I'm staying completely out until Monday, this is fucking madness.

>> No.7494749

If it keeps dropping at this fucked up of a pace they're going to have zero choice but to circuit break.

>> No.7494756
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7494756

I'M FALLING GUYS HELP ME

>> No.7494761
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7494761

>Bloomberg right now
>It was down 1% at one point (5 minutes ago), but it's onyl .3% down now!
>immediately goes .7% down

>> No.7494771

>>7494743
we are in bear mode now. Monday won't save you this shit will probably fall for another 10% or more. At worst expect this shit to go back to where it was around 2013

>> No.7494787

S&P is fine. This is weird.

>> No.7494791

time to just jack off all day

>> No.7494792

>>7494749
7% is circuit break S&P

>> No.7494794
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7494794

got out with 20% gains, now to watch it all burn

>> No.7494800

>>7494791
same as every other day

>> No.7494816

PREPARE FOR FALL

>> No.7494829
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>> No.7494831
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7494831

WE IN THE NEGATIVE, BOYZ

>> No.7494836
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7494836

>>7494800

>> No.7494837
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7494837

WORST WEEK IN 9 YEARS !!

>> No.7494847

What do I invest in to profit from this crash?
>spxs
>uvxy
Are these good? What else?

>> No.7494848

>largest ever withdrawl in equity funds last week
>right as bitcoin hit a bottom

Huh, so people are actually leaving the goy market for crypto

>> No.7494858

>>7494847
TVIX, VIX

>> No.7494862

>>7494848

Yeah, let's put our volatile gambling money into way more a way more volatile market for children.

>> No.7494867

Yet somehow TWTR is up 3% with a part time CEO. Nothing makes sense .

>> No.7494882

>>7494858
VIX is not a ticker, its the index
try VXX instead

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7494883

>>7494862

>> No.7494889
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>SPX strong support at 2500

>> No.7494890
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7494890

>THE MARKET IS CRASHING GUYS

>> No.7494901

>>7494858
VIX is crashing along with everything else though.

>> No.7494902
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7494902

up up up

>> No.7494908
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7494908

What's everybody doing with weed stocks lmao? They look a little overbought still but with dumb millennial money I could see them spiking again.

>> No.7494909

>>7494890
oh, fat fingers on the downside are good now?

>> No.7494913
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>>7494837
I warned everyone, hope you listened.

>> No.7494918

>>7494901
VIX follow S&P, inversed.

>> No.7494931
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7494931

>>7494848
Confirmed. Crypto is going up while stocks crash. People are putting their stock money into crypto.

>> No.7494933
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7494933

absolute state of the market

>> No.7494934

MOON NOW

>> No.7494938

>>7494698
not saying to buy precious metals though, stocks are a better hedge against inflation imo

>> No.7494940

>This price action
This is officially a bear market now.

>> No.7494947

>increasingly nervous bloomberg analyst
>"MARKETS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO JUST GO UP, THERE'S *SUPPOSED TO BE CHURN* THIS IS A GOOD THING"

>> No.7494960

>>7494902
down down down

>> No.7494971

Why can't things go back to how they were in January?

I've lost so much already... I just want it to stop doing this to me.

I was so optimistic when it hit +300 this morning.

AAAH

>> No.7494974
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7494974

Still doubting me?

>> No.7494976
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>>7494933
10/10

DOWN DOW DOWN

>> No.7494984

>>7494947
Yeah, you can see and hear the delusion from all of the analyist.

>> No.7494986

notice it only goes up once the dumping pauses to draw in bagholders

>> No.7494992

>>7494933
what's happening is that the Chinese are shorting while their banks and funds are buying up every dip. US retail boomer niggers don't have the cash for re-entry the Chinese injected a trillion dollars into US companies over these past two weeks

>> No.7494997

>>7494918
not really
it follow futures markets predictions of volatility

if you want something that follows the S&P inversely you should use SH

>> No.7495014

I'VE LOST 1/5 OF THE VALUE OF MY PORTFOLIO IN THE LAST WEEK

I'M UNIRONICALLY IN TEARS

>> No.7495024

>>7494992
>china down 5% last night
>t-they're b-buying the US market!
>largest outflow of cash from ETFs in the last week in history
Ok

>> No.7495028
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7495028

come on boys, tank this fat bitch. i've got too much cash.

>> No.7495042

>>7495014
i'm down 25%. same. horrible.

>> No.7495041

>>7495014
shoulda bought bears ETFs

>> No.7495050

NVIDIAAAA

>> No.7495053

>>7495024
I'm talking about them buying American stocks retardo

>> No.7495076

>>7495053
>lose 5% overnight on domestic markets
>know what I want to do Xi? Buy some US equities!

>> No.7495080
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7495080

Weird...my dividends are still growing

>> No.7495081
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7495081

>>7495014
>>7495042

just hold

>> No.7495086

wew TSLA back to 300

>> No.7495107

Watch VIX if you want to have a good sense of what is happening overall.

https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/index/vix

>> No.7495114

>>7495076
their banks and funds and traders don't give a shit that their own dumbass stock market is losing.

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>>7495107

>> No.7495153

>>7495107
>Watch VIX if you want to have a good sense of what is happening overall

Can someone explain this to me? Sorry noob here with only a few grand on etrade

>> No.7495156

>>7495086
absolute shitcoin

>> No.7495167

>>7495156
TSLA is the TRX of the stock market

>> No.7495177

>tfw nothing commission free in Canada

>> No.7495190
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7495190

singles a happens
dubs b happens
trips or above c happens

>> No.7495197

>>7495126
Saved

>> No.7495200

>>7495177
commission free healthcare for refugees

>> No.7495206

>when you want to market to crash hard so that you get a massive discount on equities but not so hard that it takes the economy with it and you lose your day job
It's an abstract kind of feel.
t. cashed out everything last Friday

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>>7495206
The economy is pretty strong, stocks are just overvalued currently.

>> No.7495239

>>7495080
Compound Dividends are the one true way.

>> No.7495245

>>7495200
Stop bullying me for the terrible government ;_;

I'm just trying to stock myself to enough for a US investors visa.

>> No.7495251

>>7495206
First time in awhile that I don't have confidence buying anything right now, especially on a Friday.

>> No.7495266

Confirmed bull trap. Now seems to be like the time to pull the trigger on short ETFs?

>> No.7495302

>>7495239
I try to make a half ass snarky comment about it at least once per day :-) Everyone is too preoccupied with 'muh vix'.

Dividends folks, try 'em out some time.

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>>7495266

Looking more like a bear trap

>> No.7495330

>>7495206
iktf
My job is fairly secure. All contractors would be cut first. But I'd love for this to crash more than just a market correction.

>> No.7495351

Traps are gay.

>> No.7495354

>>7495014
>>7495081
HOW? I've made 10% off 2x short etfs

>> No.7495394
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7495394

DOW & S&P back in the red

>> No.7495396

>>7495354
are there any of these short ETFs in Canada? don't feel like paying the forex fee

>> No.7495398

>>7495330

20% and I am happy. Had some stashed cash that would love to pickup a sale.

>> No.7495408
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>Back in the red

>> No.7495413

>>7495221
This. Only CNN is pretending this is abnormal or bad.

>> No.7495416

>>7495328

L-looking like... a bull trap to me... anon

>> No.7495422

>>7495302
Wish I had more money to buy more KO on sale

looking to get into blue chip stocks later on when I make some big winnings. Got any advice?

>> No.7495441

thoughts on $TZA?

>> No.7495445

>>7495422
AAPL & Nvidia

>> No.7495482
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7495482

We all knew a correction would come at some point r-right?

>> No.7495505
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7495505

Some of you are alright. Don't show up to the NYSE between lunch and close.

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>> No.7495521

Buying up some UNIT at least they have massive dividend payouts.

>> No.7495524

>>7495482
Some of you didn't get the memo on when.

>> No.7495536

>>7495413
>implying that the "great" economy isn't propelled by debt
>implying that a great market crash can't disrupt the flow of debt and create a recession

https://www.newyorkfed.org/newsevents/news/research/2017/rp170517

>> No.7495539

>>7495422
I'll go off the board, TXN & PFE. I own neither though, I focus on REITs and midstream energy.

>>7495521
Been long UNIT all year & added on drop.

>> No.7495545

>>7495516

hahahhaha

>> No.7495548

>>7495445

Got alot of money in nvidia, Apple is a great company I think they are losing their edge and cool factor but in general it is accepted as the go to brand for normies.

What I hate about apple however is how easily the stock is manipulated by bad news its all bullshit but indeed its a good long term play.

What you guys think Nvidia will go to?

>> No.7495551

>>7495516
I hope he's alright.

>> No.7495555

>>7494974
Peter Schiff is a full Austrian autist. I generally favor supply side economics but he goes full extreme and applies it to the markets, has been telling cucks to buy gold for the last 5 years while it's been sinking.

Wait for it the market will correct as it always does then he'll act like an oracle. The only reason gold was so inflated was because of capital flight during the great recession. By all means have some gold as a hedge but don't follow his advice, stocks go up and down but the 10 year trends are always upwards

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>>7495524
what do you mean "some of you"

>> No.7495575

>>7495521
Get in CNSL, under $10 is a great price.

>> No.7495590

>>7495548
Agreed, I personally don't like Apple products but fuck me are they great at selling an above average profit at excellent product prices.

I'm hoping Nvidia hits 200 with this drop because it will bounce back quick.

>> No.7495595

>>7495575
Fuck; meant under $11.

>> No.7495597

>>7495555
This

It's a recession (maybe) not a deleveraging, that comes in the 2030s.

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>>7495516

>> No.7495607

>>7493267
YOU SHOULD HAVE LISTENED, BULLS

>> No.7495618
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>>7495516
I actually had a similar dream to this last night, i woke up with a headache and both my arms asleep. I was living in the middle of the wilderness hunting for my food with a bow when a bear came by i never shot the bear and the bear never attacked me though.. weird..

>> No.7495627
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>>7493267
you think we are stopping at -400? We having another -1000 day.

>> No.7495632

>>7495575
Looks like a good time to get in, might toss a few hundred at it.

>> No.7495641

What is the best bear etf for the drop?

>> No.7495645

>>7494908
>overbought
Stock prices recently dipped pretty hard with the stock market, and not recovering much as of today. Buy now before more news come out, and before millennials find out about weed stocks.

>> No.7495682

>>7495641
SPXS

>> No.7495704

Down she goes

>> No.7495709

>>7495641
you haven't figured out how to look up ETFs and you want to throw money at products you don't understand in a market you don't understand. very nice

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7495724

>>7495704

>> No.7495782

Down JCP, down

>> No.7495802

hmm it's desperately trying to avoid going down to test the S1 pivot. If it can't break up here it's fucked for a while.

>> No.7495820

This is like the ride of a lifetime!

>> No.7495880
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7495880

>MFW TVIX gains

>> No.7495888

We're closing green today.

Shit should have hit the fan by now and it hasn't.

Picking up some XIV

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tfw you finally had a seller accept your offer on wednesday and now you have to sell the dip to pay for your house

should I wait until monday and hope it recovers slightly or just bite the bullet now

>> No.7495949

UVXY $$$$$

>> No.7495991

>>7495888
wait 23 minutes

>> No.7496013

>>7495902
>using brokerage money to buy a house.

>> No.7496016

>>7495888
I thought XIV was halted.

>> No.7496044

holy shit TESLA

>> No.7496046

>>7496016

A couple of days ago it was. Not now.

>> No.7496056

>>7496013

>keeping hundreds of thousands in cash

what

>> No.7496082

>>7496056
> being a poorfag
enjoy your debts

>> No.7496088

>>7496044
>time to sell another blowtorch

>> No.7496092

>>7496044
He couldn't keep getting away with it.

>> No.7496098
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7496098

ITT no-coiners lose their shit over 2% swings

>> No.7496106

chop chop chop
kek they keep trying the meme fakeout reversal on ym, but it gets sold everytime

>> No.7496113

>>7496046
Thanks for info. Robinhood AKA poor fags trying to strike it rich broker doesn't allow it to be traded.

>>7496044
Ouch. Better send more cars to space.

>> No.7496114

>>7495991

Too late, went in bigly.

>> No.7496125

>>7496098
more than 2% you high school dropout

>> No.7496127

>>7496098
> losing their shit
nobody is losing their shit in fact some of us want this to crash further to buy in lower

>> No.7496128

>>7496098
why do you assume that people that are in the stock market aren't in the crypto market aswell?

serious question.

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7496139

>>7496098
> 2%

>> No.7496140

>>7496098
These swings impact the entire global economy retard. As in, if shit in DOW heads south, you're in risk of losing your min wage job.

>> No.7496145

>>7496127
This. Poorfags make $$ by market drop.

>> No.7496146 [DELETED] 

>>7496082

I'm never going to be in debt, I'll still have 7 figures in the market plus plenty elsewhere, I just hate trying to keep up with and time this shit. Feels bad man.

>> No.7496154

>>7496139
dude, learn to fucking short the market with a reverse ETF

>> No.7496158

>>7496114
warned you

>> No.7496165
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>>7496139
>TFW when exact opposite of you, up 15%

>> No.7496173

>>7496140
this is true. This is like a chain reaction. All the retail poorfags October-January took out loans and shit to enter the market a lot of them are now wiped the fuck out they will buy less shit now and suck cocks on the streets to survive

>> No.7496177

>>7496154
I did do that you retard

>> No.7496178

BULL TRAP CONFIRMED

https://youtu.be/1qaBTqhlv8o

https://youtu.be/1qaBTqhlv8o

https://youtu.be/1qaBTqhlv8o

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>>7496044
Literally just sold before the plummet.>>7493806

>> No.7496200

>>7496173
>take out loans to invest
Oh yeah that was totally going to be sustainable

>> No.7496212

>>7496200
hey it's been working for the past couple of years. Not anymore tho.

>> No.7496213

>>7496044
canary in the colemine

>> No.7496233

>>7496186
I think the company is just a big sham powered by hype alone. Did you invest because you wanted to profit off idiots or did you honestly believe musk could deliver?

>> No.7496244
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>>7496178
what the fuck is this garbage.

>> No.7496264

whats everyone looking to buy once all this shit falls to the ground?

>> No.7496266

Imagine if /biz/ was around in 1929.

>> No.7496271
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7496271

>>7495888
>YFW

>> No.7496276

>>7496266
No need to imagine. This is 1929

>> No.7496296

>>7496244
Dance rock, pleb

https://youtu.be/2Ia3baO8qHQ

>> No.7496300

>TVIX right now

https://open.spotify.com/track/72Z17vmmeQKAg8bptWvpVG?si=iO6aIBeJR62aDCeA8IMI5w

>> No.7496311

UNIT sounds like a steal.
Give me some more small-cap REITs.

>> No.7496317

>>7496264
stocks

>> No.7496320

>>7496276
We just had a massive deleveraging in 2008, having one this soon would be unprecedented and there are no underlying catalysts for it.

I'm not saying it's not happening, I'm just saying it doesn't make any sense.

>> No.7496332

>>7496296
shit man, it's just a bunch of fucks screaming and hitting shit at random.

I guess it is /biz/ music.

>> No.7496342

>>7496264
$SQ and $QCOM

>> No.7496362

>>7496311
NRZ, OHI

>> No.7496367

that fucking MU is back to where it was in September

>> No.7496371

NEW THREAD
>>7496354

>>7496354

>>7496354

>> No.7496389

>>7496362
You can buy NRZ right now and not give a shit even if it falls 10% you'll come out ahead on the dividend

>> No.7496394

>>7496300
>this is major anon to ground control
>I'm stepping through the door
>and I'm shorting in the most of peculiar ways
>and the stocks look very different today

>> No.7496398

Might move to somewhere outside of the global financial system.

Is there anywhere?

>> No.7496403

>>7496389
Already owned :-)

>> No.7496419

>>7496342
QCOM? really?

>> No.7496424

>>7496320
Artifical increases in stocks via stock buybacks. Real estate bubble. Auto loan bubble. Student debt bubble. Low household savings/lack of emergency funds for the working class. The dramatic decrease in stocks will expose all of these faultlines and lead to a global depression.

>> No.7496445

>>7496233
I invested solely because their stocks were going through the roof even though the company never did anything. They seemed like a magic company where the rules of reality didn’t apply.

>> No.7496454

>>7496403
it's the patrician way to store your money all the REIT's have dropped nicely too Al the yeild rich oil pipeline shit has fell nicely ETP EPD PE PBA etc

>> No.7496462

>>7496362
Cheers m8

>> No.7496503

>>7496454
EPD, MIC, CNXM big for me in that sector.

>> No.7496559
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7496559

This is some easy money

>> No.7496568

What are the best weed stocks? I haven't gotten into these yet but now might be a good time to buy..?

>> No.7496584

Starting to serious think F is going to drop sub $10.

>> No.7496596

BELOW 1 PERCENT

>> No.7496609

>>7496568
RSII under .008 thank me later

>> No.7496614

>>7496559
based shorter

I was telling everyone to buy into UVXY yesterday and I got called names lmao

>> No.7496629

>>7496609
This isn't in Robinhood?

>> No.7496674

>>7496614
Why don't they listen? I made 50 bucks between these two posts.

>> No.7496721

>>7496614
Bought it this morning. Just made +$600 so far and market hasn't even begun to crash hard yet.

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>>7496674
I posted my chart analysis saying I first bought into UVXY because literally all indicators showed being overvalued and the market was operating outside of the brackets that it had been since 2009

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NONONONONONONOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

BUT TRUMP SAID HE WAS GOING TO SAVE THE STOCK MARKET!

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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

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LOOK AT THE BOTTOM OF THE CHART

HAHAHAHAHA