/biz/ - Business & Finance

>haha no i'm not a pimp

wow you are pathetic
heres how i would have replied

"yes and you're going to be a new addittion to my harem, i bet you'll be a top seller making me lots of money"

What cryptos should I shill her?

>>7881915
Because when you feel there's no other way in life, you make the best of it and lie to yourself so that maybe you'll actually believe it.

They need to say this and believe it to not go crazy and kill themselves. Each day the lie makes itself known just a little more.

those chokers are hot as fuck, she's begging for tindercock anon

>>7881915
>haha no
You fucked it up didn't you ?

>>7881961
Kek, roasties are always awful with money.

>>7881915
>>7881961
are you trying to get laid or not. Look at that choker, she wants to suck your dick, not learn about crypto

Why the fuck would you tell her your net worth. Are you trying to stick it in or not...fucking avoid the question unless you wanna take her out on 5 dates

>>7881998
Most people are like this. A relative of mine said that investing is basically gambling.

When you realize this, you realize this is why we make money.

>>7882003
this, just pick her up in ur fancy car, take her out to dinner and fuck the shit out of her..

>oh wait
>you dont have a fancy car

/thread

>falling for the moving out meme.

When will roasties realise this is why they stay poor until they marry some wealthy cuck tech guy.

>>7881915
Wow she was teeing that up for you OP with the women on the black market comment. Even I could have returned that.

Christ.

>>7881961
Eteram

>>7882018
>you realize this is why we make money

every retard is a genius in a bull market

>>7882031
man you think she wants to talk about this bullshit? Holy fuck you are retarded

>>7882031
this is painful to read.

>>7882031
holy shit you are a loser
probably using fake pictures
fucking faggot

>>7881998
Keep posting OP

>>7882031
kek moar pls,

>>7882031

jesus

kys

>>7882055
Yep. Literally a degenerate NEET living at home with no aspirations to move out looking down on someone who is trying.

Women love to seek praise for doing what's expected of a responsible adult.

this is just sad

>>7882031
Stop talking about crypto and ask her out. Otherwise you'll remain a virgin forever.

>>7881961

OP is too autistic to get laid :(

>>7882031
Ask her what she would do for 1 bitcoin. Tell her the price is $9800

>>7882031
hahah UR A FAGGET

>>7881915
Never ever ever ever tell a woman your net worth. That should have been a mystery here is why. If you tell her your networth is private info and instead give her a range in the 6 digit mark her imagination would have went wild. What purpose do you have in telling this woman about crypto or investing in the first place? This space is highly risky anon don't drag her into this shit.

>>7882031
Embarrassing.

>>7881961
You’ve lost here their mate what a fucking cuck

This is very cringe inducing... the fact you are unironically sharing your crypto totals (including epic losses) to this chick is sad. It's like telling someone how much is in your 401(k) 5 minutes after starting a conversation.

what the actual fuck did i just read?

>>7882031

Ignore all the faggots calling you a faggot. Honesty is refreshing.

The absolute state of biz

>>7882031
>crypto NEET autist vs. normie Stacy

>>7881998
she looks hot, if you are so loaded then offer her .2BTC for pussy pics and then post them here

>>7882147
Honesty is refreshing

fuck off homo

>>7882137

She asked and he replied. And sometimes being able to lose money without flinching is far more impressive than holding on to it.

>>7882104
Well I mean op has a good point. At her age working and investing would be the best thing to do instead of moving out and wasting money on rent.

>>7882137
>sharing your crypto totals (including epic losses)

unironically calling a woman on tinder 'wage cuck'

Jesus christ how can you be so fucking autistic man?

>>7882031
Autist

You’re really turning her on OP, don’t stop the lecture now

Time to change this roasties future. Some of you will say it's autistic, but I don't care. I'll say what I please. And I feel like giving her life changing advice. I'm tired of seeing roasties running around that blow it on dumb crap like moving out and "saving" YOU DO know they will be running to us a 5 years from now? And sure it might seem good to you now. But I guarantee many of us here will get screwed over by roasties in the future if we make it.

>>7882142
You’re witnessing a girl go from the Pacific Ocean to the Gobi Desert in just a couple of sentences.

>>7882189
I am unironically cringing holy shit

>>7882189
stop you're physically hurting me

>>7882189
OMFG KYS DUDE

You should have changed the topic to sex after the networth part. Their mind can't comprehend cryptographic innovations in the financial market.

>>7882189
Poor girl

>>7882189
Ffs anon

>>7882189

>>7882189
shes wearing a choker and looks like a above 6/10 white female so theres no reason you cant fuck this girl easy.

>>7882189
>Quintuple texting

>>7882189
This thread is already dead

>>7881961

Cringed out. Jesus OP

Learn to hide your fucking powerlevel.

>>7882189
DUDE YOU NEED TO STOP
STOP
STOP
STOP
STOP

>>7882189
doesn't even matter that you are giving her great advice. She has no idea what the fuck you are talking about, and when you keep going on she just thinks you're a crazy person. This is not how to influence people

>>7882189
*ghosts*

>>7882189
>he went beyond 2 messages without a reply

fuck you're about to get posted on /r/creepypms anon!

>>7882129
Don't care. I'll tell someone my networth if they ask. I'm not stupid enough to ever give someone money. Don't see why people see the need to make their net worth some kind of state secret.

>>7882189
damn she stopped replying

My god what have you done? Why OP why???? If this is what being successful in crypto means I don't want any part of it.

>>7882189
GHOSTED.COM

if you had friends or a real life you would know why a person would want to move out.

Send her another message OP this time complimenting her features

Why would you tell her your exact net worth? It's never enough for someone who is asking.

>>7882189
holy shit stop

>>7882284
I thought plushfag "killed himself" or so
Where do I get these???

>>7882282
Bro the first rule of crypto is to never expose your power level. This is why people get robbed, shot at, extorted, and used.

hey guys whats going on in this completely real thread where completely real people talk to each other and have completely real conversations?

>>7882331
https://www.amazon.com/Pepe-Frog-official-anatomically-correct/dp/B01MCT549R/ref=sr_1_cc_1?s=aps&ie=UTF8&qid=1519336941&sr=1-1-catcorr&keywords=pepe+plush

keep going pls

>>7882189
thats fuckin tumble weed buddy

>>7882346
DELIT THIS

>>7882189
in case you aren't larping, stop trying to get her to lose her entire life's savings on memes
She is obviously a normie roastie who doesn't have the cognitive realstate to understant how the societal norms (move out, work 9/5, have a kid, marry, buy a house) are bullshit and end up depressed crackwhore if she can't have the recognition of her also brainwashed wagecuck friends
Obviously she isn't going to fuck a loser like you, so stop wasting both of your times and leaver her alone you fucking creep

>>7882363
She removed me. Her chat just disappeared.

if she replies to you after this >>7882189
, she wants your D op. consider yourself already creaming in her vag

>>7882043
god OP is so fucking insufferable

>"oh, look at this dumb fucking hard working girl who's doing jobs to support herself, why can't she be like me and spend all her money on useless internet ponzi money and then get lucky that there's more retards in the world the think like me and buy it all up and give me a 10000000x return on my stupid investment that should have lost me all my money"
>what a dumb bitch
>I'm so much better than her for literally basically winning the lottery

kys OP hope you SODL'd cuz this bubble is about to burst and then you won't be so fucking smug will you

>>7882175
Yes, but hes on tinder trying to hook up not be her dad. White Knight mentality. If youre giving a girl advice and shes consoling in you then youre not going to fuck her.

>>7881915
>roasties
Oh is this a new little maymay thing the 19yo's are saying now? Roastie?

>>7882360
Hmm,
>Licensed by Matt Furie
I want this thing but I don't want to give that fag any money

Could have scored some pussy but you shilled NEO instead. My fucking sides are in orbit. She’s not interested you fucking nerd

>>7882386
OP you live inside an echo chamber that is 4chan. Trust me, dont project your image of NEET if you want to get laid.
>Dont talk down to someone you want to fuck
>Dont give life advice when you live with your parents
>Never bring up money.
>Lie.

>>7882189
OP, if she actually replies after this STFU about crypto. This bitch clearly doesn't give a fuck about investment advice and trying to sell her on crypto isn't going to get her to fuck you.

>>7882189
nice bait

>>7882282
he's telling you how to turn her on

you dont turn girls on by rote responding to her questions

you couldve said something like "i have enough to secretly own the deed to the continent of australia and several shadow islands hbu". something stupid and playful

but no, instead you told her your exact assests in an obvious ploy to impress her and now you're giving her life advice like an orbiter

>>7882386
I am going to kill myself for you and die for your sins OP.

>>7882031
this shit too cringy faggot
no wonder you have to use tinder to get some pussy game

>>7882523
>rote responding

What the fuck? I had to look this shit up. It's the kind of thing only autists would have to think about or even know the vocabulary for. In fact, a lot of Google hits for this phrase are to autism websites.

Are you some literal assburger trying to teach this anon how to talk to girls or something?

>>7881952
Man, I thought this was cringey...

... I wasn't even close to being prepared for the rest of OP's screenshots

she wasn't ready to swallow the red pill, so she won't be swallowing your cock any time soon I'm afraid

>>7882189
you will remain a poor virgin loser forever with this attitude

>>7882204
What does ironic cringing look like?

>>7882577
???

its not a technical term tho? not even in the PUA community?

you didnt know what the word "rote" meant? really shitty and autistic post

>>7881983
Same man they make my dick rock solid I love them

>>7882644
>not even in the PUA community

Sounds like you're awfully familiar with it.

You are literally some assburger who's into "the PUA community". Christ.

>>7882189

The autistic shilling is the worst kind of shilling

>>7882666
they suck, if you try to throatfuck a girl with one, your cock won't fit inside her neck becaue the choker is squeezing it too tight

OP is kill, and a faggot

>>7881915
>Why do roasties love working? This roastie put in her bio she loves to work and is a workaholic

I am like that. I am generally a miserable person and I have nothing to do if I'm not working.

>>7882189
STOP NOW!!!!

jesus fucking christ op, give up and go back to rubbing it to anime again.

>>7882721
>STOP

lolno

This shit is the most entertaining thread all evening aside from the pajeet getting pajeeted.

>>7882189

>>7882686
and you're asshurt everyone in the thread is against you and OP

continue telling girls about your financial assests at first blush. thats the essence of not remaining an incel forever, im sure

>>7882189
since you're not getting laid anytime soon, shill BAT to her anon

>>7882386
You are doomed to stay a virgin forever you autist.

I genuinely feel sorry for OP

>>7882747
>incel

Look at the fucking words you're using.

Thanks for the laugh, OP

>>7882795
>doesnt know what incel is

fucking newfag redditors

>>7882835

I know what it means and I know what kind of people use it.

>>7881915
>>7881961
>>7881998
>>7882031
>>7882189
A (You) T I S M

>>7882858
yeah, after you just googled it, like you had to look up a word as elementary as "rote"

back to rebbit

be playful op, you did everything wrong,

>>7882560

>>7882189
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

>>7882872
I wish i was that alpha. I could never have a conversation like that without getting crippled by cringe from the neck down instantly.

>>7882771
Nah he did the right thing. It's better than pretending to be someone you're not and dating women who don't tolerate you.

>>7882942
>just b yorself

>>7882189
LOL this is great

>>7882902

I watched a documentary about people who use that word, about six years ago. It's pretty eye-opening.

https://vimeo.com/28466163

On occasion I've seen you people polluting /fit/ and other boards with your pathetic behavior as well. I know the kind of person who uses words like that pretty well at this point.

>>7882872
Objectively speaking, this guy is more attractive than your average person. Never underestimate the importance of a haircut, clothes, and mindset. You can literally see the autism in this guys eyes. Holy shit. Those facebook comments just confirm it.

>>7882189
still nothing OP its been almost an hour
she unmatched didnt she

>>7882189
OP, you should have hired professional wingmen before talking to that girl

THis thread made my day

>>7882257
this

>>7881952
>"yes and you're going to be a new addittion to my harem, i bet you'll be a top seller making me lots of money"

fucking cringe

>>7882985
baaaaaaaaaack to fucking reddit bud

>>7881961
>Crypto Currency
>smugplushpepe.jpeg
cringe as fuck OP, you'll never get laid

>>7882147
Shut up you faggot NEET

>>7882872
when was that shooting on the 91 btw?

>>7882960
He's too autistic to change. He's better off finding someone as crazy as he is than trying to become a ladies man. Also at this point in quite a few parts of the world he can just walk up to women, show them his blockfolio and fuck them right there on the street.

>>7882990
yep with lifting facial gains he could be a chad, esp if he's tall. looks lanky

>>7882189
You are the epitome of autism. All hail your spergness.

This is a lesson here. First of all females don't care about how you make money as long as you have it and you can spend it on them or use it to show off with them. If a female asks how you make money or what your net worth is, do not give her the details 100%. Just tell the butch you are a investor or a trader of crypto. It's that simple.

hehehehehe

>>7883037

I've been browsing here since 2005 and I've never made a single post on reddit.

>>7881961
Fucking hell half of you god damn retards wouldn't be virgins if you didn't sperg out like this jesus christ op

>>7881961
m8 neck yourself

>>7882189
Somebody scream cap all of this

>>7882872
Its been years but every time I see this I rage, not at the spastic autist white knight but at the cunt whos first thought when she hears someone got shot is "wow this really inconveniences me"

Unless it was niggers shooting each other or course

>>7882872
>>7882189

you just ruined manhood. this is not funny. i hope a chad beats you into coma

>>7883143
Enjoy

>>7883076

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-91-freeway-shooting-probe-20140715-story.html

Dad shot in front of his kid by nigger for no reason

Roastie "omg I have to sit in traffic for hours now!"

>>7881915
>>7881961

can you post pics of this semitic demon?

>>7881961
link
link
link
link
LINK
LINK
LINK
LINK
LLLLLL IIIIIIIIIII NNNNNNNNN KKKKKKKKKK
BUUYYYY SSSSOMMMMMMEEEEEE FFUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKINNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>7883290
>sending more than one text in a row to a girl

Damn dude, she is cute and she looks fun with her black market assumption. The chocker means she is down for everything. Wife her. I am a chad. She is a good one.

>>7883329
She unmatched me awhile ago. I really don't see why someone would unmatch me over talking about crypto but it doesn't really matter, I'll just talk to another roastie about crypto.

>>7881961
Just goes to show who's gonna get BTFO when crypto starts a golden bull run.

>>7881915
kys

>>7881915
women love structure and security of work, in fact the current system of education, networking and jobs is perfect for them

>>7882017
Cannot emphasize this enough, OP is a larping retarded faggot.

Kys

>>7882031
Oh wow op your such an entitled faggot. Don't act like you now it all. Only reason she still chatting with you is cuz she wants your money. Douchebag. Be nice. I think you fucking needs don't understand if there were no workergirls. Society would not run like this and we wouldn't have the freedom to explore other options. FAG

>>7881915
moar pics of roastie?

>>7882189
>mfw you’re investing along side people like this
I just sold all my crypto

>>7882346
top kek

>>7881915
which male model picture are you using btw?

>>7882031
I like you my man.

>>7881915
A U T I S M
U
T
I
S
M

>>7881915

Because they think it will act as a sufficient substitute for their barren womb.

OK NEETS WHAT IN THE SHIT IS THIS JUST WHAT IN THE FUCKING SHIT IS GOING ON NORMANS AND NEETS WOW ARE YOU REALLY THAT A NEET THAT MUCH OF A NEET WOW NEET WHAT A NEET WHERE IS THE NORMAN OF A NEET

>>7883372
You're the hero the world needs, but not the one it deserves right now

>>7882189
Competing for the Sperg championship I see.

>>7882189
this physically hurts to read

OP u are clearly a sad fucker and not because u didn't get the girl. It is because you leach off your mommy and you think you have a high net worth. Your money is only numbers because u do not untilize it in any way. Soon you will hit 30 then 40 and u will realise you haven't lived at all. Challenge yourself you idiot. Go out and explore!

>>7882189
I can't be the only one who couldn't finish reading this? r-right guys? g-guys?

>>7883372
>I really don't see why someone would unmatch me over talking about crypto

>>7882189
Everyone in my landromat is looking at me because I literally fuckin lol'd

>>7881961
game over op

>>7881915
It's a way for them to pretend feminism benefitted them. In reality they got shilled so the elites could double the labor force (thus cutting the cost of a worker in half). Used to be just the man worked and could support the entire family on one salary, now because of feminism both parents have to be laborers. They think that "liberates" them, lol.

>>7881915
I would unmatch anyone too if they tried to shill me NEO. Can't even have a dapp on that garbage without paying tens of thousands of dollars in GAS.
>hurr durr that means it's exclusive
no I'll use literally anything else before I drop that much on a glorified server

Lol at you people wanting to watch OP flirt instead. How is that fun to watch? At least watching him shill crypto to normies is funny. Just go download tinder yourself if you want to flirt with roasties

>>7883620
No it does liberate them. There are some smart women in the world, there always where, now they have a chance to make a career. While the brainlet used up rosties pop out tyrones and they can leach of the system. That is a free pass in life because they have a vagene.

>>7882189
pls be fake

>>7883467

Shut up Pajeet

>>7882189
>Using tinder to shill your bags

Why didn't I think of that before, use pic of an attractive girl chat rich people into buying your shit.

>>7881915

>telling some roastie you have 3/4 of a mill lying around

are you fucking retarded OP?
inb4 you get robbed by niggers and anal raped with a blowtorch to give up your private keys

>>7882373
>stop trying to get her to lose her entire life's savings on memes

That would actually be hilarious.

>>7882282
Be. Careful. People kill for 10k

>>7882189

put me in the screen cap

This is why I come on 4chan, thanks guys!

>>7881915
is this what talking to a gril is like? lmao why was i ever sad that i never experience this

LMAO

THANK YOU OP

THIS IS THE MOST ENTERTAINING THREAD IVE SEEN ON HERE IN AWHILE

YOUR AUTISTICNESS IS GENIUS, 10/10, YOU WIN ONE INTERNET

"BUY NEO" AHAHAHAHAH

>>7883333
Holy ducking shit checkd

>>7883076
> 10 hours ago
Can't you read??

>>7882031
n now that, y y you know ....we are here.. in my bedroom do you want me to.. you know... like... show you my shitcoins?

Fuck, I don't get the joke...

>>7883372
You remind me of the Idiot from Dostoyevsky but not that's a bad thing. This was a good insight into a normie's mindset and she doesn't seem to be good gf material anyway so you didn't lose anything. Someone who's unironically proud of being a wagecuck and decides to ignore a lifetime opportunity deserves to stay poor. Oh, and let's not even talk about that choker. Just don't act like this when you finally find a nice girl though

>>7882402
>hard work
Shoo Shoo you hooknosed gremlin

>>7881961
based linkbro

>>7882051
She's responding. Girls who write more than a sentence on tinder are interested.

>>7881961
>being this autistic
You better pray they perfect sex robots soon m8

>>7882157
Ha. Predictable winner

>>7882031
Wew

This is cringe

>>7882189
The hero /biz/ deserves

>mfw reading OP thread

Holy fuck that was BRUTAL.

Buddy please never do that again.

1. keep it short
2. reply after long periods
3. don't ever tell some rando roastie your networth like you're in a job interview
4. tease her
5. don't take her serious
6. give her 2/3rds of what she gives you
7. talk way less

I don't even get what's autistic about talking to a girl about cryptos. He gave her good advices why is everyone calling him a retard.

>>7882248

why are normies so autistic about this.

>OMG Stacy he like, sent THREE texts in a row!!! What a LOSER haha there's no way I'm gonna fuck him now

>>7882189
I would ghost this virgin too

>>7884716

Idk I never got it either. In normal conversation if you think of something else you just say it.

>>7884701

because he is autistic enough to believe that purposely acting like an autist on tinder will make anons think it's real and give serious responses, but anons know he's just acting so they're trolling him by giving him serious replies ironically

>not shilling link

>>7884716
Because women want to like you more than you like them. Talking to her more than she talks to you, is a sign of lower sexual value. It's beta and they pick up on it. Remember they only want alpha fucks and beta bux.

>>7881986
>>7882030
What should he have said?

>>7884953
So, never talk to women and let them trick you into getting laid?

>>7883087
yep, harden him up a bit and he will literally make pussies wet wherever he goes. Fucking fag is blowing it.

>>7882190

this... that 380k mention had her juices flowing, now she's dry as op's bone

>>7885013
proper response

"Yes i'm currently in the market for cute but feisty brunettes. I don't take any brunette though, it's a tough market out there. I usually interview them over a glass of wine first"

BOOM. She sucks your dick by the end of the night. Or until you MOON.

he did fine tho.

>>7881915
>telling her your net worth (pathetic btw)
>"haha no"
beta as all get out son

>>7882189
HUNGGGGGGGG
IT FEELS LIKE MY INTERNAL ORGANS ARE BLEEDING
You had a clear shot to fuck this girl and you blew it up with a fucking nuclear bomb

>>7882189

You’re a sad, sad little man OP

>>7882386
lmfao

My god it's like you out of nowhere started blowing a hairdryer at her pussy, just uninstall Tinder virgin

I had to stop reading your messages because it was embarrassing me. Dude you are cringy as fuck.

>>7882031
fuck dude you make me cringe so hard lmao

>>7882189
You tried, anon. Your heart was in the right place. Who knows? Maybe she will be curious enough in a moment of boredom to google Neo and you really will have changed her future.

>>7886283
Don’t encourage this pussy he was on tinder

>>7883372
I think you should try again with another Roast and post results. I think you were unlucky with a low IQ skimpleton.

Wow, Op, this is the most popular and yet least related to business thread I have seen in a while. And you didn’t even need to post bait, shill, story, anything. You were just being yourself. A regular old sperg. I like you, OP.

>>7883617

>going to a fucking laundromat

>>7881915
>>7881961
>>7881998
>>7882031
>renting is a waste of capital
>I reinvest my money
>banks are jewish schemes to make young people move out

Holy shit this is God damn genius.

I want more of this.

Can anyone of you guys act like /biz/ autist on tinder and screen cap it in this thread?

>All the newfags in this thread who actually think OP is serious and not just baiting for yous

A board full of retards, OP is smarter than all of you

>>7882189
>>7882031
>>7881998
>>7881961
>>7881915
Is this you, OP?

>>7883372
Woman here. You did nothing wrong.
I don't know why are these people calling you autistic

>>7883333
Checked but also I imagine this to be the inner dialogue of linkfags.

>internal screaming is probably rough when it’s the same word over and over

>>7882189
WITNESS ME

>>7886545
pls.


>I'll just talk to another roastie about crypto.
Yes do it.
And post it here.

>>7882189
Hahaaha oh god OP thankyou jesus good laugh

>>7883333
Not even a LINK thread. LINK post hits dubquads...

The meme magic of LINK is just utterly astounding.

>>7886766
>>7883372

>I'll just talk to another roastie about crypto.
Yes do it.
And post it here.

>>7881961
>biz trying to get laid

>>7881915
>What's your net worth

Is this a normal question for burgers or is it only because he brought it up?

>>7882189
this is actually painful. so you tinder just to lecture people on how your NEET lifestyle is idea? ffs anon, you are one pathetic motherfucker. let me guess, when girls don't jump into bed with your pedantic ass it'll be their fault, right?

>>7886866
It's normal in burgerland.
But autist like him fall for this shit-test.

>>7886649
fuck off, larper. if you don't see what's wrong with the way OP handled that convo you're as big a degenerate autist as he is

>>7882031
Holy fuck it's like you're trying your hardest NOT to get laid.

Why are you even on tinder?

>>7886866
no it's not fucking normal. OP was just begging for that question, though.

>>7886954
At what stage does it normally come up? Like on meeting or first date? I'm ausfag this would be awkward as fuck here

>>7886970
so he can pretend that he "tried" to get girls interested in him and then cultivate his victim-mentality when it utterly fails because he's an annoying faggot.

>>7883372
Don't you fucking autist

>>7885047
No
For example
I'm talking to this sidechick and she replies in 10 minutes while I reply double or triple that time. This isn't something I do conciously, it just happens. I'm gonna meet with her on Saturday too.

you sound like a huge pretentious faggot that is desperate to pretend he is successful to others because of low self esteem. I wouldn't be surprised if she just blocked you, women usually can smell low self esteem beta cucks

>>7886963
she (he) is a beta female or male. fucking betas

-Chad

>>7886993
If you prove yourself as a beta male. (lack of self-esteem and looks) she'll see how much you're worth.

That's women.

>>7883117

Sure you have, redditfag. Shoo shoo.

>>7886099
rofl this is the best thread today

>>7885013
anything. she basically said code for "treat me like a piece of tradeable meat".

he should have said yes, but my clients are only buying up blondes right now. ill probably just keep you in the warehouse.

>>7887217
keep you for myself right now*

>>7886544

>not owning a laundromat

You don't want to profit off of the poor? The only thing better is check cashing, lmfao.

>>7887293

>owning a laundromat

What a fucking shitshow that would be

>>7883372
Post more already, we are waiting

>>7886682
By taming the scream we become enlightened

>>7887217
>ill probably just keep you in the warehouse.
>>7887243

AYY LMAO!
Typo would still probably work anyway

>>7881915
Cause she’s fucking retarded. You’re a faggot, though.

Girls will fuck NEETs if they’re attractive and charming (speaking from prior personal experience), but you will not have any sort of lasting, meaningful relationship when you’re in that position. Stop being a faggot and use your brain to make millions, not a measly $700k. Work smarter not harder, we wuz kangz, 2018, etc.

>>7882189
I'm fucking crying
Holy shit this is too much
There's no way this is real

i want a tinder now, so i can chat up women with a fake chad pic. get her right where she's willing and interested, and then fuck it all up with the most autistic garbage i can muster and then... no reaction, because women are boring. never mind

>>7882031
Mega autist yet also mega Chad of you to throw that in her face. I retract partially my previous statement. You’re only half a fag

OP can you date me instead? I want a crypto buddy

>>7882189

Anyone have a link to those tinder threads where the guy had a Blockfolio screenshot as his pic

>>7887522
Are you a male (male)? female (female)?
or female (male)?

>>7882189
Good fucking lord op why are you like this

>>7885013
"Nice try FBI agent Catherine, you'll never catch me"

That, or at least something more playful than 'haha no'

>>7886580
>I'm going to pretend I'm fucking retarded and go to tinder to shill NEO with a casual bitch, so I can troll biz lel
Oh yeah... OP is a fucking genius

>>7887522
*kisses you*

>>7882402
Spotted the retarded roastie though

>>7882189
See you on reddit boy

>>7881915
Idgaf what people are saying about op he may be autistic but hes doing it for our amusement. Be grateful we have people like op to give us all a good laugh in a correcting market

OP, you'll die alone. Huge Autist, hahahahahahahahahah, telling a teen about Neo.

>>7882031
>loser who won shit coin lottery still lives at home with mummy and lives like a bum
I was out before I turned 18. Anyone still willingly at home past the age of 21 isn't a man in the slightest

>>7882189
>Looks young
>asking about work and money with a man
>Lives at home
She might not be a roastie
Might even be a virgin
Gen Z are having less partners
She might be looking for someone to make white babies with.

>>7882031
>Moving out is a waste of capital
NOW THIS IS THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF INCEL I HAVE EVER SEEN

>>7888022
Hello mr goldburg. Sorry, some of us realise renting is a waste of money and we don't want to become slaves to your banks so we can buy homes. Also buying a home is a bad investment compared to crypto or even good stocks.

>>7881915
>Do you sell women on the black market
Fucking hell OP she was asking you to pimp her out
Goddamn NEET autists, missing social cues and business opportunities

>>7882189
Oh man, that's good.

>>7888131
Live at home with mummy as a grown ass man then, loser.

>bbbut I'm too poor!

So uh, how can you become better with communication and wit? Practice?

>>7883353
If she sends you multiple texts in a row, its game to send her multiple texts in a row. If you budge and she doesn't reciprocate, you're done son.

>>7882708
thats the whole point hold that bitch down and thrust harder

>>7881952
you did it, reddit
you really did

>>7883372
dont worry anon you will surely die a virgin. Glad to see kids these days taking vows of purity

>>7887217
Not bad, *my warehouse would be perfect

>>7882226

Everyone is in crypto to make dollars. The entire worth of this monopoly money is people thinking it will be worth even more dollars one day.

Noone cares about innovations, literally noone. We have a currency that could be used online already. There isn't a vaccuum where people are searching for this miracle barter system because gold just isn't usable online.

>>7883372
make sure to post all of your tinder adventures op

>>7882028
>Can't get laid without a fancy car

Psychoanalyst here. People making fun of OP is a form of psychological protection. By convincing themselves (and others) that what OP did is objectively wrong, they also convince themselves that THEY would have handled it correctly and avoided failure and embarrassment, thus shielding themselves from the shame (or "second-half embarrassment") attained when identifying with what OP did.
But in reality, there is no objectively "right" or "wrong" way to act in social interactions.

is this a JUST thread?

>>7888356
Professor Cuck strikes again

>>7888356
>biz in a nutshell

>>7887217
On surface it just looks like question but it isn't. You are clever to figure that out.

>>7888356
shit i cant even get a reply in tinder but that doesnt mean I cant laugh at dumbasses. I had to work out my autism the good old fashioned way, face to face showing up uninvited to girls workplaces and shit

>>7888356
Acting like a try hard bitch is always wrong dr faggot

>>7882189
LMAAAAAOOOO AUTISM OVERLOAD

Back with some more. Surprised she knew what ETH was.

>>7881961
>and pc parts
You made her pussy dry up

>>7888356
Psychoanalyst of psychoanalysts here. Psychoanalysts putting down people who are making fun of OP is a form of psychological protection. By convincing themselves (and others) that what OP did is not objectively wrong, they also convince themselves that THEY would have handled it correctly and avoided failure and embarrassment, thus shielding themselves from the shame (or "second-half embarrassment") attained when identifying with what OP did or didn't do.
But in reality, there is an objectively "right" or "wrong" way to act in social interactions.

>>7888356
>But in reality, there is no objectively "right" or "wrong" way to act in social interactions
There is if you don't want to die a virgin

>>7888356
Stoned 56% potato nigger here. Psychoanalysts observing their own kind as lab mice to condition and guide on the right path is a form of God complex, which they are not. They do, however, have the words psycho and anal in their occupation title.

He's right to a large degree though not gonna lie

>>7884190
Haha, the Idiot indeed. Which yes, is not an insult at all.

>380k
>a lot of money

Are women really impressed by that?

1 mil is not a lot especially in crypto.

>>7888455
Lord have mercy

>>7888385
And here we have another example of excessive defensive behavior when one's masculinity is challenged in some fashion. I feel people on the more "male-oriented" boards such as /biz/, /fit/, and /pol/ are most prone to this behavior because they have been convinced they need to constantly maintain a hyper-aggressive "alpha" personality, even when posting anonymously on the internet, because this is something they perceive society requires of them in order for them to be successful. Obviously this is an form of self-delusion that is aimed at fixing perceived psychological issues and forgetting part trauma experienced in childhood and adolescence. This is also exemplified in the anti-masturbation mantra espoused by /pol/ and /fit/, for instance.
I hope you realize you're only hurting yourselves by choosing to keep up this facade of self-delusion and supposed self-remedy.

>>7882189
include me in screenshot
kek

>>7888455
Are you trying to get laid or be autistic OP?

>>7888455
Oh my, looks like you found a keeper just for you OP. Keep fooling around but try not be too much of a retard either this time.

>>7888493
She's was 18 and I'm 19. For our age that's a lot.

>>7888455
we're live boys
>>7888473
kek

>>7888455
Comedy gold

new bread!

She knows, biz! What else do I shill her?

>>7888493
So tell me, how much you worth, faggit

>>7888574
stop asking financial questions if you actually want to get laid
but at the same time continue because im interested

>>7888574
Ask her if she wants to see your massive BON stack.

>>7888455
Bump, don't let us waiting you faggot

>>7888574
Tell her you want to pump and dump her coin.

>>7888574
STOP you're going full boring cold-business again STOP STOP

Dude unless you have to for to get laid because of maybe bad genetic lottery ffs never tell a girl your net worth...dude just don't and even then if you do be more subtle and vague

>>7883372
At least you'll be having the last laugh in your mum's basement when she sees neo at 5k in 2 years

Let's she if she takes the advice.

>>7888739
Tinder isn't /biz. Don't shill your shitcoins there man.

>>7887724
hot and nostalgic

>>7888739
This was better when you were actually trying to get the girl and not memeing.

No! We have to stop her from telling her boomer accountant dad about crypto. He will try and steer her away from the path of wealth.

what should we say

>>7888925
This girl is way too nice for you, stop poisoning her with your toxic autism.

>>7888932
Is that an Afro-American?

>>7888932
I'm sorry you cant buy crypto, they are blackproof

Holy shit. We might have a special visitor lads. Also she said I'm very informed, did I finally make it? My days shilling NEO to roasties on tinder might be over. I could be changing her entire future by doing this.

>>7888932
Ask for her stellar lumens

>>7888987
She seems really kind and friendly. Way too good for a majority of /biz/ actually who are just interested in banging whores and dumb sluts.

>>7889022
she has to be, she has that jay leno chin, masculine as fuck facial features. no tits and prolly no ass. 3/10 at best

>>7888987
Don't screw this up over a retarded biz thread. She actually seems nice.

>>7888963
yes, sadly dumb as a rock

>>7889129
she is really smart. for a nigger.

>>7889129
You will have to spell out that you've got money for her to understand.

>>7888997
kek

>>7888987
You might need a paper bag for that one son.

>>7889129
>its like a currency except not real
I don't know why, but that destroyed my sides.

>>7882189
Holy shit... Please commit suicide RIGHT NOW.

OP isn't the hero we wanted or needed.
He's the hero we deserved.