/biz/ - Business & Finance

Multiply it by ten.

>>831
I just tried this and can confirm that this works.

>>818
add a 0

Add a zero

>>818
u need more #swag

>>831
just tried it in my head and i got 50000 i think we hit the moon

>>818
one word: leverage

blow old truckers for pocket change until goal is reach

Have someone write you a check for $500

Act like you are in a hurry, and tell them to just write the number in and not to worry about the writing it out part.

Take the check and leave.

Add a 0, and write out "Five Thousand Dollars"

Make sure to never see that person again

>>913
With your brain and my photocopier we'll make millions

Go to Argentina.

>>818
buy 500 lotery ticket

>>975
just tried it in my head and read billions everythings going according to plan

/biz/ pls

Dear Sir,

Good day and compliments. This letter will definitely come to you as a huge surprise, but I implore you to take the time to go through it carefully as the decision you make will go off a long way to determine the future and continued existence of the entire members of my family.

Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Dr. (Mrs.) Mariam Abacha, the wife of the late head of state and commander in chief of the armed forces of the federal republic of Nigeria who died on the 8th of June 1998.

My ordeal started immediately after my husband's death on the morning of 8th June 1998, and the subsequent take over of government by the last administration. The present democratic government is determined to portray all the good work of my late husband in a bad light and have gone as far as confiscating all my late husband's assets, properties, freezing our accounts both within and outside Nigeria. As I am writing this letter to you, my son Mohammed Abacha is undergoing questioning with the government. All these measures taken by past/present government is just to gain international recognition.

My late husband had/has Eighty Million USD ($80,000,000.00) specially preserved and well packed in trunk boxes of which only my husband and I knew about. It is packed in such a way to forestall just anybody having access to it. It is this sum that I seek your assistance to get out of Nigeria as soon as possible before the present civilian government finds out about it and confiscate it just like they have done to all our assets.

I implore you to please give consideration to my predicament and help a widow in need.

May Allah show you mercy as you do so?

Your faithfully,

Dr (Mrs.) Mariam Abacha (M.O.N)

>>818
how do I turn $50 into $5000?