/biz/ - Business & Finance

Where are you getting your helium from? 80-90% purity is not enough.

stream where

>>8401083
Don't do it.

>>8401083
Posting from beyond the grave. What is it like there?

>>8401083

>>8401187
What happened to just jumping off something really high or using a rope? Now it is like:
>hi guys I tried to kill myself, by my helium doesn't have enough helium in it. They put a little oxygen in it now. I guess I'll go on living until I find pure helium.

don't do it, op.
live to see the golden bull.

do it

>>8401204
Why?

>>8401083
One poorfag to another, would you consider sending me some ETH that you won't be using in the afterlife?

>>8401187
you need Chinese helium. Google for it, and youll find it.

Pussy. I haven't even hit Rock bottom myself and I'm two months late on rent and have 50 bucks to my name.

What do you have? Rent still covered, bills are payed.
What a fucking puss. Gonna drop out cause "muh life is so hard"

Fuck you man, my fucking car got repoed this week and I'm probably going to be homeless.

What a fucking god damn schmuck

>>8401306
You'll be forever remembered as the fag who killed himself over internet meme money. Stop being such a fucking bitch, suck it up and find another way to make it.

>>8401083
what's the amount

>>8401306
It's just money anon. You can rebuild. Don't be a pussy.

FUCK ALL OF YOU
BECAUSE OF THIS BOARD I LOST OVER 145K OF MY RETIREMENT FUND

>>8401083


ChainLink (LINK)

$0.377503 USD (-13.85%)

>>8401410
https://wompwompwomp.com/

> bought virtual coins
> virtual coins lost value
> killed real self

The strong survive and improve - the weak kill themselves.

>>8401410
I like your ID

>>8401083
Anon, this is literally the time you should be buying.

>>8401410
You lost it because you suck at this. Learn to buy low and actually sell bitch.

>>8401083
It’s a tough lesson to learn but you’ll be stronger

Everyone gets worked their first investment especially if it’s a bubble

>be a boomer
>see an ad with ron paul in it for IRA Bitcoin
>turn my entire IRA into Bitcoin early 2017
>1 year later, IRA is 8x what it was before

Yall need to just work harder, get a job and buckle down, learn to make sacrifices.

>>8401410
Go fuck yourself faggot. Nobody at any point put a gun to your head and told you to buy. Any poor decision is on you, not me.

>>8401306
You will be forever remembered as the anonymous faggot who offed himself right before the greatest bull run in crypto history.

just wait, if you own Vechain, Omisego or this kind of shit, you'll be rich as hell in, let's say, 2022 2023... the market just can't be rosy everyday...

>>8401306
send me your coins before you do it!

>>8401306
go grind /ic/ and draw furry porn

or learn 2 daytrade while there is still time

Money is just a game.. you don't really die though when you go broke and you have more chances to win. Like a video game. You still have more lives left.

Also, it's basically being proven that the video game market is immune to recessions and bubbles.

>>8401083
Suicide is the most egotistical thing someone can do, enjoy hurting all the people that care about you. Its also one of the most pussiest things you can do, sort your life out.

>>8401281
>Implying Gen Z even knows what a rope is or how to tie it right.

Also you need a really dang good cliff to make a clean death, someone could really fuck themselves up if they tried jumping from a too short building.

>>8401410
>playing with retirement funds, loans, whatnot
>people are actually this fucking retarded

ok goodbye

>>8401083
you can also kill yourself by living too long... every think of that?

>>8401410
>oh boohoo there goes my trip to the bahamas because i bought high and sold low large amounts of money with no experience
textbook faggot

>>8401083
RIP in peace, anon

>>8401375
>>8401479
Instead of being remembered as a poorfag who lost thousands in internet money and died after a long painful life? No thanks.

>>8401396
No I can't.

>>8401539
Fuck you

>>8401542
I'm not smart enough to daytrade and I'm not a furry.

>>8401611
Why can't you? I need a valid argument.

>>8401611
Just kill yourself, death is literally the best thing in the world for the individual.

>>8401187
Amazon

>>8401202
No stream

>>8401235
I'll tell you when I get there

>>8401286
It's never going to happen

>>8401305
Ok

>>8401311
No

>>8401389
Too much

>>8401441
Buying with what? I don't have anything.

>>8401445
I'll be dead so probably not.

>>8401552
I know that's why I'm doing it.

>>8401585
Bye

>>8401595
That's the worst way to go.

>>8401603
Bye anon

>>8401717
Because I'm not smart enough to earn money any other way.

>>8401723
Ok

>>8401820
start meditating

Don't do it!!!

(ok that was my good deed for today)

>>8401281
Does this look high enough? It's in the city where I'm moving to in April.

>I'm gonna do it
>1h later is still here shitposting
shit thread, shit op.
>never achieved anything he wanted to achieve
>not even death

>>8401083
At least go out with style. Post vid pls, thanks

>>8401083

>>8401083
Wait for 2 weeks and if it doesn’t turn out well we go to the other side together (if god exists?)

>>8402080
>>8402093
>>8402144
Fuck you

>>8402179
No

>>8401936
My life sucks so that was a bad deed

>>8402008
Probably, I mean people die falling down stairs and all kinds of stupid shit.

>>8402225
>Wants to kill himself
>Not even autistic neets care about him

>>8401083
Good luck. I'm gonna all in Bitmex and when that fails I'll also kill myself.

>>8401083
leave mnemonic behind before an hero.

>>8401744
It's definitely going to recover
Goldman Sachs bought poloniex, institutional money is finally getting in and you gonna kys?
Just wait
Remember that some fsggot skilled themselves when the goxxening happened and they couldn't see btc @ 20k

>>8402225
don’t do it bro. we’ve all been there

>>8402318
>Americans are selling off because of capital gains tax
>China is banning it forever
>Banks are buying exchanges to kill them
>New money isn't going to invest after this
>Google is banning crypto

It's over forever.
Goodbye anon.

>>8402312
Good luck anon, I'll see you on the other side.

Do it in some spectacular way on life stream
Blame ripple for your death

>>8402364

You left out... cities are starting to ban bitcoin miners because they use too much electricity and usually skip out on the bill.

>>8401611
>I'm not smart enough to daytrade
You dont have to be smart to scalp.. literally a retarded monkey could do it. All you have to be able to do is not let your emotions get the best of you and recognize patterns.

>I'm not a furry.
You don't have to be one of them to draw porn for them for commissions. And Furries are just one group that will pay lots of money for custom artwork. You can find pony fags and draw them riding their favorite pony for example.

You are staring into a money machine right now.. it takes less time that you think to git gud and make some dosh with your computer sitting in your pajamas.

I know it seems like your chances are over but it's simply not true. Richard Branson said opportunities are like the bus, there is always another one right around the corner. Your account balance is temporary and you have millions of different ways to increase it without wage slaving. The only reason that most people wage slave is because they give up and don't believe in themselves and succumb to the conditioning and brainwashing that you must be subservient.

>>8402270
Thank you, I'll make sure to jump head first so I have better odds.

>>8402449
Best of luck, another option is to just fall asleep in the snow I hear it's one of the best ways and it's super comfy. Or you could just swim out into the ocean or something as far as you can go and don't stop swimming. I watched a video recently of a woman going over niagra falls and she looked super serene that might be good too. Another option is to just drive as fast as you can into a tree or something. I dunno, there are so many cool things you can do.

>>8401083
OP, we are living in the Last Days of the End Times, I suggest if you lost everything to lay it all down and give your life over to Jesus Christ. Store up treasures in Heaven, not on Earth where it is fleeting.

>>8401083
Time to hang out with Sayori!

>>8402505
Yeah, I thought about using a train too, but they might all have bumpers in my area, so my neck wouldn't come in contact with the wheels at first, and that makes jumping sound cleaner in my mind.

>>8402364

Well i don't know how you feel, but i always remmember what the dude who survived jumping from the golden gate said in the hospital.

>The moment i jumped i realized that everything in my life was fixable except the fact that i just jumped of the bridge

>>8402515
Kek, me and my gf are going to church tomorrow to see if we can make it through the entire thing without laughing, and on the 28th some stupid jehovas witness people are having a thing to talk about how christ killed himself for us or whatever so we're going to get all dressed up get baked as fuck then go mow down on whatever cookies and shit they lay out. Should be a fun time.

>>8401083
At lease send me what you have left, will confirm.

>>8402622
Jehovah Witnesses aren't Christian, they don't believe in prayer for example and they believe Jesus Christ was some archangel and not the Son of God. They are a heretical cult. You know better than this.

>>8401083

pleasure doing business ... but don't kms you faggot - just ditch everything and come to germany/sweden/norway as some sandnigger syrian something > free shit and stuff ... all you need is to pretend

>>8402871
I don't really know any better but they promise free chow and it's always fun to poke around in peoples brains.

Killing yourself is a bitch move.
Literally do anything else productive and be ok at it.
You probably won't want to after that.
Worked for me desu.
Takes a little effort tho.

>>8402923
Instead of wasting your time at a cult gathering, come visit us over at 8ch /christian/! God bless!

>>8401083
live stream or it didn't happen

>>8403266
I'd rather go to a cult gathering honestly, I'm not into the whole region mumbo jumbo just having some old fashion fun with it.

>>8401320
>chinks even profiting on my suicide
JUST

killing yourself in this era would be the ultimate JUST. every single issue you have is going to be solved in your lifetime by scientific and technological advancement. every mental illness cured. you'll get paid a subsistence wage to do whatever the fuck you want while machines do all the work. aging will likely be reversible in the next 50 years. the fucking vidya and vr porn will be god-tier, you'll be in perfect health with a genius-level IQ able to do shit like play the piano at a pro level in a matter of months.

no one will ever give a fuck that you lost a bunch of money in crypto anon. that's ridiculous. just hold on, everything is going to be fucking awesome and it will all start in about 5 years.

There are so my "Killing myself" thread here.

Not a single one actually goes through it it. Or live streams it.

>>8403584
What is Mark of the Beast?

>>8403721
all are scams

Lol anon atleast take a last trip to Bahamas or something. Fuck a hot escort and then kill yourself if you still want to. That's what I would do. Btw atleast wait until Summer. Wall Street isn't done manipulating crypto.

>>8402364
I live on a country where you can only withdraw 0.10c a day because there is no cash and our economy is fucked up, i barely have a couple fruits in my fridge and im ugly as fuck and still want to live, don't do it anon, your life cant be worse than mine

>>8401083
NO ANON ITS WORTH LIVING

>>8401083
It's not even that low yet bro. At least give it a minute it will probably turn around.

>>8404021
lmao u spic loser

>>8402364
Wait til May 14 before killing yourself

>>8402364
Tax season ends in April you stupid fuck

>>8404226
>what is the new tax season

>>8404221
Why?

>>8401744

Take a loan and go all in on AMB/ICX/EOS

smile and laugh at your past misfortunes in a year.

don't do it

at least see if Trump wins again

Don't actually do it, anon. I mean everyone talks about suicide as a regular thing on 4chan (the famous "kys" posts) but it's not actually something nice to do.

What can you tell us about yourself? How did the situation get so hard that you think there's absolutely no way out?

>>8401083
wtf is wrong with you faggot? didnt anyone tell you that the 2018 bull run is going to dwarf the previous runs? you need to not fucking kill yourself and wait on these insane gains you little bitch. i know what im talkin bout white boi

>>8404244
May 14 = consensus 2018
Pajeet teeka said the second boom begins on that date
Check what happened after consensus 2017 in December

>>8401083
COMMIT SUICIDE BY GOING ALL IN ON LINK

>>8402605
turned out that was fixable too though

that guy is not good at thinking

Shittiest, no effort RP that I’ve ever seen.
At least the Muslim spic actually proved it and went through with it.
If you weren’t roleplaying on a samogitian knot tying forum, maybe you would’ve left something more after yourself.

Larp...

you are loved donmt kill ur self please :)

>>8401083
Gas gas yourself, OP. 99% of the world holds no crypto. We are the early adopters.