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8540682 No.8540682 [Reply] [Original]

What the rat's ass am I supposed to do with a farm house on the other side of the country . I cant sell it because its in a village no one has even heard of and it's population is slowly dying of old age , can't turn it into farmland because old gypsies would steal everything since I can't drive 400+ kilometers daily or stay there in the middle on nowhere with no internet , gas or fucking electricity . Anyone need a safehouse ?

>> No.8540751
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8540751

>>8540682
move there and start a cult. request tax exemption. fund it by having your members steal small dogs and resell them

>> No.8540753

>>8540682
i will buy it for 10 dollars

>> No.8540762

>>8540682
My pet ants think this image is beautiful.

>> No.8540784

all land is extremely valuable so just be thankful you have it you could pay some local to grow sorghum there for you

>> No.8540842

How much are you selling it for?
How big is it?
Where is it?
Get a family member to run a farm there and shoot any gypsy on site

>> No.8540872

can you rent it with airbnb

>> No.8540932

>>8540682
make it look like nobody lives there, grow weed.

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8541537

>>8540751
>mastermind