/biz/ - Business & Finance

You are such a disappointing failure holy fuck

golden bull run begins today

>>8986588
i forgot THE FUCKING TITLE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

POWER HOUR

>>8986569
Jim?

Hold on to your butts.

placed an order for a £6000 HSBC FTSE all share tracker fund, should execute tomorrow. Wish me luck boys.

>>8986643
>>8986603
>>8986588 (heil'd)
>>8986655
>>8986659

Someone gas me.

>pic also related

>>8986603
death is too good for you, faggot

>>8986655
Double dubs

Close out of everything NOW

>>8986632
I should get some cinnamon gum. I don't drink Fireball, but need to know what it tastes like.

HMNY is good dip buy potential

This is turning out to be a pretty comfy day. Gentle rises, sustainable gains. Up about 3% at the moment.

PLEASE BREAK EVEN BEFORE CLOSE

Well it happened, I'm up 50% on BGFV

>there are people here who are unironically not buying $TLT puts
its like you guys hate free money.

WHAT OPTIONS DO I FUCKING BUY

>>8986749
mid teens when sir

>>8986749
I am endlessly entertained by big 5's bull run.

>>8986728
Imagine buying at $20

>>8986721
It's not that good, don't worry about it

>>8986760
none, dubs have confirmed a great bear is on the horizon. You just have to listen.

>>8986752
Yeah, we all saw it the first time you posted it.

>>8986749
please pay respects to big 5 guy by saying " IM SORRY I DOUBTED YOU "

>>8986752
Looks overvalued DESU

>>8986752
>>8986760
Is it too late to buy TLT puts or is there still time? Also Big5 somehow turned out okay.

>>8986770
Soon

>>8986772
Honestly, it's the future. It's the perfect hedge.

>INPX

top kek

>>8986774
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Im nervous guys

bogs getting btfo rn

bulls have been prepped

>>8986815
Holy shit! I have to check stocktwits to see the fucking meltdowns.

>>8986831
There is nothing to be afraid of

We green during power hour or what

hoping the high volume on TSM creates a bull like it did to facebook.

>>8986815
>>8986836
Holy shit, I needed a laugh

>>8986146
>tfw bank stocks are literally straight up since this post

Power hour incoming. Here comes the volume.

>>8986898
The ones that are even worse are the people who are still bullish, the coping is next level.

>>8986569
I'm all in on MU anons (1,000 USD), I'm going to make it.

>>8986898
>I said i was gonna ride this to 0 and its looking like i may get my wish .

Top kek, good bants. I feel pity and laughter at the same time.

>>8986940
take my power anon

Friendly reminder

This has not been my day. Gold is unch, SPY isn't going to end the day on a low.

>>8986940
Hmmmmmm
HMMMMMMMM

I told you, goyim. It's time for the BULL POWER HOUR. Money for all the goyim today.

>>8987004
feel free to stop posting like a /pol/ retard any time

>>8986998
zucky was selling 50m~ worth of stock every other day?

>>8986998
ceos get paid almost entirely in stock
its totally normal to dump a large amount of it
i'm not in management at all and I get partially paid in stock and sell all every quarter.

LPL guys. Very undervalued OLED screen manufacturer.

>>8986940
probably not because samsung is building new factories to keep up with the demand of flash memory. mu is only stealing their market because they can't keep up with demand.

IS THIS /SMG/?

>>8987023
yes
he declared the intention to do this months ago

for funding some charitable trust or some bullshit

>>8986998
Won't matter, the stock will just keep mooning for no discernible reason as usual.

I'm holding. I don't see any clear moves, and ill spend today Rea searching.
What do I research?

>>8987022
Stop being anti-semitic, I'm just cheering on the bulls. Don't tell me you shorted this golden bull?

>>8987022
>>8987064

so this is the power of liberal humour and morality.

>>8987002
I'm down fucking 6% today.

>>8987047
yeh

so what's the consensus on RAD? i'm bagholding till they're bankrupt or might they turn around?

>>8987047
No, this is Patrick.

>>8987037
Been Watching OLED for a while.
Waiting for a 80's entrance.
Semi conductors not looking good.

>>8987049
>>8987050


An odd event as his selling this last quarter and this month have far outpaced anything else. I wonder why. Rats are always first to leave the ship.

>>8987115
Same, OLED sub 80 is a juicy prospect.

>>8987122
Nobody really knows why cuckerberg does anything.

never doubt the bull

>>8987162
He is just doing what [Insert species] does on a day to day basis. He will then partake in the consumption of caloric meals for the purposes of sustaining heat.

>>8987191

>>8987191
>>8987201
is this joke seriously still funny to people?

>>8987191

>>8987206
Anything that pokes fun at that fucking greasy jew weasel makes me laugh.

>>8987206
He's probably one of the most disliked people in this country.

>>8987191

>>8987206
You underestimate the power of a inter dimensional collaborative textile manufacturing forum

>>8987246

>tfw you have worthless options about to expire

>>8987249
these are reddit / tumblr tier images. seriously not funny at all.

>>8987255
Tfw yours are expiring tomorrow and unless the pump of the century happens they're fucked

>>8987262
Come on Zuck, have a little human humor we're all friends. Hows that occulus acquisition going?

What do you do when the market doesn't tank and you lose your ass because you were on the short end? Asking for a friend.

>>8987262
I'm sorry humor Oberstleutnant, it won't happen again

>>8987284
seriously, look at this image
>>8987246
>Water is yummy.
is this supposed to be humorous? maybe to a 12 year old

>>8987252
this is better

>>8987288
What time did you short today? It wasn't before power hour was it?

>>8987288
You become me and end up down 90% for the year.

>>8987317
Hold on let me check with my friend. He says he went short @ 12:12:04.

>>8987288
cover and approach again when you are in rhythm again, it's like jump rope, but you aren't the one controlling the rope you are the one jumping

>>8986836
So, how's Stocktwits to get a sentiment?

>TFW your Meme Coins are making a bigger return than your stonks

i can't even

>>8987340
I think you might be OK today. Sideways power hours not lookin too hot anymore.

I just bought another 200 shares of AMRS while they're down. Was that good or was it a brainlet move?

>>8987316
I'm sorry I don't know what true humor is, mind posting your holds so we can see true humor?

hopefully some of you got that juicy HMNY dip

>waiting for the market to pull up out of this tailspin like

>>8987375
Yeah I'm going to be ok.

HOLY SHIT JPM GREEN DILDO

>>8987375
Never mind, a wild green dildo appeared

>>8987363
People are starting to load up on shares, these people are the worst kind of brainlets. At least they are attempting to buy low, but the stock is complete trash.

>>8987408

JUST LIKE MY FUCKING TAROT CARDS SAID

wtf I'm broke now??

>>8987422
As soon as you said that half a billion dollars got slammed on the ask.

>Rosenstein Said to Tell Trump He's Not Target of Mueller Probe - Bloomberg

this is the news moving things

>>8986815
>Market Cap
>894K
>Not B
>Not M
>Fucking K
Also,
>1 year chart: -95%
>5 year chart: -99%
Why the fuck were people even holding this to begin with?
How many employees did they have? Just the CEO?

>>8987379
dont underestimate me kiddo.
>unsheathes katana

>>8987456
But we knew this yesterday, how does everything buy at the same time? algos following twitter or what? seems super suspicious

>>8987473
CEO is a pajeet too.

>>8987456
So why is everything red?

>>8987473
Is it possible to even buy puts for this stock.

TAROT CARDS CONFIRMED BETTER AT TA THAN HEIKIN ASHI CANDLES WITH ICHIMOKU CLOUDS

>>8986760
FB calls
WFC puts, maybe

>>8987497
>so why is everything red?
death to soy, long live super male volatility

bogs utterly annihilated

>>8987511
So we have yet another new tripfag. This general is really sliding downhill.

>>8987476
It begins

>>8987545
for some reason, people think they can gain friends by making contradictory predictions to people with $10 investment accounts

>>8987451
What were you holding? Kek.

>>8987487
>Pajeet
Fucking kek.
I might as well take out some puts on the fucking dead cat bounce. Why is this even listed? Why did Pajeet IPO? What did any of this shitstain's existence accomplish?

>>8987497
>Is it possible to even buy puts for this stock
Oh. No, it's not. Shit.

>BGFV
If you aren't buying and holding up to mid-teens idk what you are doing

>>8987545
I've been around for at least 2 weeks, you nog.
Trips are nice so you can see who knows what they're saying, like teh_profit, and who's opinion you can discard like the majority of posts, like kneepad girl

man, Dow green dildo pump, VIX up with it. Now some high volume sells. If someone is trying to fuck with the bogs they are playing a dangerous game.

This is the kind of shit that happens in bear markets.

>>8987637
>I've been around for at least 2 weeks
Oh my bad, you're a total oldfag.

Big red dildos until close, I'm calling it now.

>>8987659
>you're a total oldfag.
Dam right. I've been here all fucking summer.

>>8987684
I seriously think that pump is for (((someone))) to get better sell prices for the way down. Holy shit.

Fuck yes!
Took out a put on this fucker just today, despite it already being in the red.

>>8987637
>2 weeks
Congratulations, you're the new worst tripfriend. Even worse than kneepad

>>8987701
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF BEARS RIGHT NOW

LOOK AT THIS COPE

>>8987713
>buying puts on retail toy companies
Why didn't I think of this.

FB call options also mooning a bit during the 15 minute smart money run

>Go to customer meeting for 30 mins
>Come back, see this

What the fuck just happened? What did I miss? Did Putin say he's disarming his nuclear arsenal?

Also who is the anon that asked me about AXP last night? How did you do today?

>>8987701
bloody friday

>>8987727
John 8:7

>>8987772
bloomf isnt under investigation for hacking russia or whatever it is that he did

>>8987363
Stocktwits and stockhouse forums can occasionally be useful to gauge which way the limp wrists are flapping.

>>8987735
Its a classic Bart Simpson formation.

Ffs

WFC pumping up to the very last fucking minute.

>>8987775
>John 8:7
>And Jesus said to the crowd: don't cast stones unless the person deserves it

>>8987868
>BAC
I'm officially down $104 today.

.

These are the Puts for Skechers.
What did they mean by this?

Whos earnings are now and premarket tomorrow? GE is the only big one I know.

>>8987727
I've been around 2 weeks as a tripfag
I've been on /smg/ since it was called /rgt/

and we're closing down 0.6%

that was fun thanks guys

>>8987889
I gonna wait for tomorrow before closing my BAC put

>>8987874
back then, if you were buying drugs.. you were getting stoned no matter what

that was literally the last chance you will ever have to buy GE under $14

>>8987922
Earnings calendar in the OP

>>8987933
>only change it to /smg/ about two months ago
Wow, truly are a God among us. Unless you're a super old trip, don't even bother bringing up how old you are. No one cares.

Shit tomorrow's 4/20 and i didn't buy any weed stocks.

>>8987943
Same here.

>>8987970
Where are all the qt 4chan grills? I've met like three my whole life.

>>8987970
>that was literally the last chance you will ever have to buy GE under $14
put on a trip and say that again

>>8987981
I care...

>>8988011
>put on a trip
delete this, seriously

>>8987970
lmao ok

>>8988011
that was literally the last chance you will ever have to buy GE under $14

>>8988015
REEEEEE DON'T CONTRADICT ME WHILE I'M RAGING FOR NO REASON BECAUSE I'M A SEXUALLY REPRESSED SKITZO

SKETCHERS DROPPING LIKE A FUCKING ROCK

FUCK YEA

>>8988011
wew lad-

>>8987970
Why is that thing wearing CWC's sonichu necklace?!?!

All these tripfags.

>>8988035
>13.96 after hours
dammit


>>8988045
its a cosplay

>>8988035

>>8987972
Thanks, i'm a brainlet who doesnt read.

>>8988060
its really becoming a problem

>>8988035

>>8987970
Holy shit CWC is hot.
Did this fucker get surgery?

>>8988060
>>8988080
It's fine anon's, its like you've never been in a general thread before

You were supposed to give me gains today Amerifats... thanks for nothing

>>8988101
none have been this bad
its seriously about 30% trip posts at this point

>>8988080
don't worry, ill be gone as soon as BGFV hits mid teens. So you won't see me much longer

>>8988065
You're my new /smg/ thot to lust after
kneepad BTFO

>>8988124
you're making me cry

>>8988121
Trips come and go, once the summer fags are gone it'll be "return to normal".

>>8988121
Some /k/ generals are worse, this is an upgrade for me

Who here Shorted Checkers.

Fuck those guys, NewBalancle Autist 4 life

>>8988124
I hope it drops so you're here forever
:^)

>>8988149
That's a guy, FYI. No wonder you can't get laid, your attracted to the wrong gender...

>>8988175
don't worry, when i leave, ill be fine

>>8988149
its not me comfy
its just a nice image i took off twitter
https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/985634564214280193

FUCK today would have been so nice if I didn't have puts on AXP

>>8988214

>>8988212
>>8988175

>>8988155
But it's not even summer yet...

>$TEAM getting dicked.
I should've learned from all the other post-earnings call dips

>>8988255
Fine it's going to get worse before it gets better. It's like breaking an addiction.

sold SSOF few weeks ago for LIGA...

Wow what happend to VTGN at the bell, somebody picked some up for a buck.

>>8987981
>only change it to /smg/ about two months ago
After being dead for so many months.
/rgt/ hadn't really been active in about a year
Before that it was forex and investing general or something like that -- not that you would remember either, fag

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/skechers-achieves-quarterly-sales-record-200500316.html?.tsrc=rss


>Sketchers Beats earnings
>dumps 20%

The meme is real.
I think a found a way to make money for ever.

now that I've put the trip on
I just want to say to everyone who has been arguing with me for days about going short vs long on the bank stocks

Im not happy you lost money
Im happy that I made money, but I'm not happy that you are potentially looking at a big red number right now. Really.

I'm praying that you all sized your positions safely and did not go balls deep into any one thing like a crazy gambler. But if you did go all in and youre getting BTFO right now, just stay calm. We've all been there. Every trader who has been doing this for years has fucked up an account or two. You need to learn from it and practice safe sizing, so when you lose you can brush it off and say o well I lost that one, ill get em next time

cheers

>>8987993
The sector is looking like it wants to jump tomorrow too. It has been mildly red/flat for the past three days on low volume, rsi cooled off nicely. Go time.

GO TIME

>>8988387
This started last quarter with OLED and Garmin

>>8988387
stocks are so ass backwards, people think they reflect the company they are attached to perfectly.

>>8988445
>$TEAM up 40% revenue
>just dropped 10% after hours
Fuck this market

>>8988035
Dank.

>>8988060
>>8988101
This.
How else would you follow anons like big5cuck across threads without them having to re-establish their credibility every time with a pic of their positions?
Without trips, you can't determine if somebody is just shilling.

>>8988096
There's no way that's fucking Chris-chan

>>8988255
>>8988284
Anyone got that pic of moot saying that traffic doesn't actually pic up all that much over the summer?

kek

man i had the shittiest day. first my internet got cut off cuz my neighbor is the one who pays the bill (and he fucking didnt). so then i pull my laptop and bring it down to the library, try to log on, but since i was using an unsecured wifi, shcwab thought i was getting hacked, and locked me out. had to call to get them to unlock it, but suddenly my phone got fucked up. then when i borrowed someone elses phone, they told me, sorry bruh, you gotta call on the phone we have registered for you.

finally managed to get back on 15mins after market close. on one hand im glad its this difficult to hack my account and that they take security rather seriously. on the other hand, what a fucking nightmare, just watching every single option go OTM and being able to do shit all about it.

on the bright side, the market selloff is real, my vol calls are ITM, my SLV puts look like ill be able to sell em off next week, and the banks had what i would consider to be a long awaited dead cat bounce. hopefully tomorrow isnt so goddamned fucked up.

>>8988389
Based Spin knew to short and pull out

>>8988482
also
wtf happened to AMRS?
i saw some shit news but was too busy to dig into it because of how shit everything was for me today.
does anyone know whats up w/ them?

>>8988472

Shh.

G O T I M E
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>>8988482
>using schwab
well id assume everyday is a shit day? no?

>>8988513
the pumpers are dumping, some pumpers are forgeting to dump what they pumped

>>8988258
>>8988472
Fucking this.
They used to be a favorite position of mine. I got out to jack up my FB long position and have been looking to get back in, but they looked over-due for a dip.
Will probably buy their shit tomorrow.

>>8988513
There were some guys in here months ago talking about possible dilution, that's what we're seeing now.

>>8988479
>There's no way that's fucking Chris-chan

Don't care I'll fuck her taint too.

>>8988552
I just fucking doubled down because their company still has room to grow, so I guess the upside is being able to buy it on sale during a bull run. I think the only company that didn't get JUSTED after earnings was Netflix.

>>8988536
>well id assume everyday is a shit day? no?
ha kinda. this one was a nightmare. was gonna take off most of my options, and hedge with some calls

>some pumpers are forgeting to dump what they pumped
lel or theyre like me and got trapped in the trade due to some quandary kafkaesque technological nightmare. or perhaps im alone in that suffering.

what the fuck ever i guess. HODL like the stocktwits faggots say. im only down like 3.5% on the day thanks to my vol calls

>>8988387
I've been considering trying to make machine learning trading algorithms, and I've realized that I have to clip it from trading through an earnings report because the market behaviour is just so fucked.
I think teh_profit likes doing straddles on earnings, and they are basically all that would fucking work with how unpredictable that shit is.

>>8988484
no ive been saying to go long on banks all week since JPM earnings and the sell off monday

Who the fuck is Chris-Chan, and why do I keep seeing this name brought up?

>>8988610
You're in for a ride, buddy.

>>8988552
>>8988598
I just started options today and bought $JNJ 130 calls. What do you think of getting $TEAM 60 calls for next week? Too risky?

>>8988553
yeah i saw that some convertibles got executed. i mean im still up on them anyways, so i guess ill see if i can get 6.50 for em and failing that, im just gonna nuke the fuck out of them with deep ITM covered calls and forget about them i guess. need to put that moolah elsewhere.

>>8988633
M O R E T I M E
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>>8988610
I don't even know where to begin, just google it and dive down the twisted rabbit hole.

>>8987637
I would much, much rather see anons justifying their claims instead of relying on their """"""reputation"""""". Not to mention trips, namefags, and avatarfags invite all sorts of circlejerking and drama that would be nonexistent otherwise. There are other websites for people who are desperate for a username

>>8988610
CWC is a staple
the original lolcow
how have you never heard of him?

>>8988635
where do you see them get executed?

>>8988608
I went short, made money, then dipped before today

>>8988700
I just googled, probably never heard of him because he sounds like a fucking loser no offence...

>>8988746
>he sounds like a fucking loser no offence...
None taken kek

>>8988610
>being this new
Lurk moar

>NOTE

Will attempt to keep formatting evident in this post. Analysis for 1 Day, 1 Week, 1 Month intervals.

>For the SEC

I am NOT a licensed broker, and you should consider me an amateur at all times. I am not responsible for any financial losses that may occur if you decide to follow my advice, in any shape, way, or form. Equally, I am not entitled to any financial gains that may be had if you decide to follow my advice, in any shape, way, or form. The goal of providing this advice is to better myself as a trader, and encourage those who participate in /smg/ to have some sort of strategy when trading; to become free of blindly following memes. I encourage fellow /smg/ participants to share their strategy, with hope that all in /smg/ can improve and make it to lamboland. Above all, regardless of your material well being, I pray you accept the salvation of Jesus Christ, so that your spirit may be in lamboland. This advice is freely given, AS IS.

>TA tools, for the curious

Ichimoku Cloud
Heikin-Ashi Candles
MACD
RSI

>BANK UPDATE

>BAC 1D

HA indicator for potential reversal, a green day tomorrow will has potential to reverse trend. A lower low & lower high will result in a continuation of downward trend. Still trading below RED Kumo, no conversion, below base line. RSI & MACD indicate a sideways trade, HA supports. MACD has potential for downward cross.

>Outlook

Indecisive, strong leaning towards a continuation of downward trend. Bearish.

>Recommended strategy

Straddle

>WFC 1D

HA indicator for potential reversal, a green day will is very likely to reverse trend. A lower low & lower high will indicate a continuation of downward trend. Still trading below RED Kumo, no conversion, below base line, 200SMA. RSI indicates overbought, HA supports. MACD divergence small, downward cross likely.

>Outlook

Indecisive, strong leaning towards continuation of downward trend. Bearish.

>Recommended strategy

Straddle

>>8988606
I dreamed of making my own trading algo, but I don't have enough autism for it and it will probably shit itself and loose money.
Stock market is an organic unpredictable organism a true randomizer.
not even AIEQ has been able to beat the market.

>>8988725
again, i was struggling to even find internet today so i just some some nigs on stocktwits on someone elses phones talking about it. check the 10k i think its in that.

>>8988746
he was an important part of 4chan history nonetheless. he was the moment that /b/ realized how much lulz could be extracted from trolling autists/aspies. nowadays its just fucking depressing, but when everyone was first fucking with him, and he was posting response videos for all of us, were some of the funniest moments i ever had on the internet. i wish 4chan was less politicized nowadays, and more focused on milking lolcows for lulz, but thats the times we live in

>>8988663
How long do you usually hold your options for then? I thought there's a time decay and the contract is more expensive so it's not worth it

>>8988845
Oh I remember the days of Internet pranks where we would prank phone call places, and all the other kinds of stupid shit we did when we were kids. Why would /b/ decide to troll some tard who's 20 years old trading pokemon cards with 8 year olds who should be out getting drunk and smashing puss?

for those counting we're now at 33% of posts by trips

>>8988482
I think today was a bit of a needed pull back for multiple parts of the market.

>>8988598
>their company still has room to grow
Yup.

>>8988608
Strong hands, dude. I wasn't playing the banks, but that sell off on Friday fucked with me.

>>8988610
The original, most long-running, and classic example of a lulzcow. Encyclopedia Dramatica might be able to fill you in properly if that site is still a thing.

>>8988633
>for next week
>>8988663
This.

>>8988922
>for those counting we're now at 33% of posts by trips
so the fuck what? we aren't just some random shit coin thread that's going to be gone in a week. we can't just have autism screaming random tickers in here all day

>>8988912
sonichu
CWC made a fanfic about a sonic/pikachu hybrid. it was essentially a metaphor for his life. ill try and see if i can find any of the old comics. theyre fucking incredible

>>8988892
Just look at the theta greek, that's your decay. it goes up the closer to expiry the contract gets and on the underlying stock price/implied volatility

>>8988922
You might as well trip up dude, we get about 10% of our posts from just you now and I'm quickly losing patience.

>>8988922
What is the percentage of tripfags to unique IDs?

>>8988845
brutal day, glad your back and ready to make some dosh.

>>8988734
I don't understand why those who went short on banks did not sell out at close yesterday. That is what I did, and bought today after morning pump. Picked up more longer term puts than short term.

>>8988922
I don't understand why we have so many now. I trip because I'm active and if I give shit advice you can hate me and potentially not listen to my advice in the future. In essence, I want it easier for you to identify me as a faggot.

>>8988912
>Why would /b/ decide to troll some tard who's 20 years old trading pokemon cards with 8 year olds
He was asking for some of it quite honestly. Did people take it too far, probably, but still loved every second of it.

>>8988633
>I just started options today
>for next week
This is actually the mistake I made when I first got into options too.
Go for mid term calls with a plan to sell them 1-3 months before expiration. Just pick up the mid-term calls recommended by Robinhood. These will still be more volatile than regular stocks, but you won't get burned by theta decay, which is what happened to me.
Lost a fuckton with my first few options.

>>8988987
>brutal day, glad your back and ready to make some dosh.
kek, judging by the price on my WFC puts, there aint much downside left. i just wish i was able to hedge my puts like i wanted to and take AMRS off the table. im so fuking pissed, my whole plan went out the window

>>8988959
I'd take that over trips talking about their love of boipussy and personal drug habits and newfags asking about Chris-Chan

>>8989058
Buy VTGN It's only a dollar.

>>8988993
he was DEFINITELY asking for it. especially with those goddamn response videos. and the blowup doll fiasco. and the whole lovequest-arc where he was broadcasting exactly HOW he was stalking that one chick.

>>8989058
N I G G E R
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MARKETS CLOSED FAGGOTS
TIME TO SHITPOST

>>8989035
Last newfag question. Is it worth it to buy more expensive options (like a $65 instead of a $60 call) since the contract is cheaper? It seems like it's way more likely to not reach the strike price at all, but cheaper gambling?

Am I the only one who doesn't mind the tripfags?

In the good times and bad times we're all fren

>>8988680
>much rather see anons justifying their claims instead of relying on their """"""reputation"""""".
I agree with that.
>and avatarfags invite all sorts of circlejerking
Yup. kneepad girl's style of posting comes to mind. Introducing a persona is a distraction from what the thread is really about.

I'm trying not to go off building a reputation, but a tripcode imo distinguishes a shill or TA autist from someone like teh profit that actually knows what they're talking about. Multiple posters are trying to play the banks right now, and it's hard for me to tell who's doing autistic TA-esque shit and feeling it out with cherry-picked fundamentals rather than who actually reads up on their shit.

>>8989180
They're okay so far, but the ratio of trips to anons is falling way to fast.

>>8989161
You have to learn the greeks my nigga.

/smg/ after hours

Semi intelligible strategy talks between shitposts and a few good questions without answers, it's a special place

>>8989180
Honestly, it's not even as bad as other general threads, the people that complain are just as attention whore prone but are too proud to admit it

>>8989131
Him fucking a blowup doll screaming "julie" was when I thought this guy couldn't go any lower, and then he became a tranny and "grew a vagina" by cutting his taint open, just...

>>8989161
check delta on your contract. it does other things as well to the pricing while underlying moves, but its useful to see your chances of expiring ITM.

delta of ten? ten % chance of landing ITM

>>8989212
WTF?!? Ok that's enough internet today.

>>8988830

>BAC 1WK

HA indicator for continuation of downward trend. Failure to reverse. Trading above GREEN Kumo, no conversion, above base line. MACD indicates a continuation of downward trend, divergence is increasing, no sign of upward cross soon. RSI indicates a sideways trade.

>Outlook

Continuation of downward trend, medium-strength bullish leanings. Bearish.

>Recommended strategy

Sell, Short.

>WFC 1WK

HA Indicator for continuation of downward trend. Trading below GREEN Kumo, conversion has occurred. MACD & RSI approaching oversold. Divergence increasing, no sign of upward cross soon.

>Outlook

Continuation of downward trend, strong bearish leanings. Bearish.

>Recommended strategy

Sell, Short.

>NOTE

Thinking about it more, I may do daily analysis at every EoD, weekly EoW, monthly EoM, in the future.

>>8989212
>>8989240
Ya scared Baggy away, shit

>>8989240
Here you go bags, it's supposed to be for Julie's eyes only but I bet he'll make an exception.

https://archive.org/details/cwc-forjulieseyesonly

So, nobody is worried the US10YT is going back to its last few months high or what? Last time it did, it actually triggered hellfire on the stocks market.

>>8989223
>>8989204
Thanks trip friends.
>>8989210
Compared other other boards in /biz/ it's quite civil and intelligible. My personal opinion is that people who dump all their money in crypto are just gambling with no data to back their decisions, but /smg/ actually makes educated decisions.

>>8988746
I think that's the point

>>8988831
That's why I read research papers and go off other people's work rather than starting from scratch.
There's one research paper that had a long-term strategy and was making 30% returns. I currently have several ideas for slight improvements -- and that's how it's done. You start with something already out there that's good, and you build on it with one hack at a time.
>AIEQ
I have no idea what that is.
You should check out Renaissance Technologies though. They've been getting something like 70% YOY returns for more than 20 fucking years.

>>8986752
What strike and dates you got

God damnit, i'm probably going to get banned for posting that, I just got back from a god damn ban.

>fags on the earnings call are crying about why Sketchers won't authorize share buy backs.

Sketchers going to be 25 soon.

>>8988830
Dank.

>>8988845
>and more focused on milking lolcows for lulz
This.
I love fucking raids. I used to troll for hours on habbo.
I think the issue is that many new raid threads get slapped down by the mods. I've had at least a few multiple day bans over the last year for starting raid threads.
I really miss that shit though.

>>8989251
lel you just get a script for adderall or something? i like TA posts, but if i can criticize:

why do you

post

like

this all the time?

>>8986752
my TMV calls that i totally forgot about, finally moved to where i can sell em. is the yield curve getting all fuked up? what caused such a huge move in treasuries?

>>8989318
do TMV instead. 3x inverse longterm treasuries.

>>8989318
although TMV is less liquid than the non leveraged, but hey, atleast it moves more than 0.1% a day

>>8988912
>where we would prank phone call places, and all the other kinds of stupid shit we did when we were kids
Fucking this.
I miss the raids and trolling so much. Hardly any good shit anymore.

>>8989200
Trips beget trips, and is why "quality" trips will never be justified.

>>8989183
It would make sense if trips temporarily adopted them only for big play predictions, but they're constant. And it encourages putting their opinions on a pedestal

>>8989415
>And it encourages putting their opinions on a pedestal
Where in the hell do you think your are? Taking anyone's opinion here seriously is just asking for trouble.

>>8988959
>we can't just have autism screaming random tickers in here all day
This.
The tripcodes help to distinguish from the shills.

>>8988987
>In essence, I want it easier for you to identify me as a faggot.
This.
If a tripfag is good, you can follow and look for their posts. If they're shit, they're just like any other anon.

>>8989058
>that over trips talking about their love of boipussy and personal drug habits and newfags asking about Chris-Chan
That would have been here even without the tripcodes. The drug habits are just one or two tripfags. Without the tripcodes, you just wouldn't be tying the drug habits to specific posters across threads.
>>8989131
>MARKETS CLOSED FAGGOTS
>TIME TO SHITPOST
Also this.
https://youtu.be/yet2Q0M32GQ

>>8989052
HOLD, as you did not sell out yesterday before close. Bloody Friday.

>>8989362
lol no I don't do drugs, cept coffee & cigs. Separation of ideas IE paragraphs.

>>8989183
I'm trying to be unbiased as possible. If you want reading material on default rates, subprime loan exposure, lack of growth, yield curve, please ask. I've posted it before, I'll post it again when requested.

>>8986836

BAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAHAHHA!!!!

>>8989408
i remember i used to have a thing that would textbomb (about 1000 a min) people from like a thousand different numbers. used to have all kinds of other sweet scripts, i was such a little scriptkiddie faggot back then. used to have one that i could use to packetsniff anyones wifi and crack their router too. THAT one wouldve come in handy today.

>>8989469
yeah my shit ramblings are less for anyone else, and more for my own sake. like bear was saying, i do it more to try and practice my TA skills, and by putting myself out there, if i fuck up, i have to deal with all the massive hate from all you guys. it keeps me honest, and it makes me try harder on my research.

i also like how posting my plans on here opens me up for a wide range of criticism from (some) folks that clearly know a lot more than me. idk, i dig the fuck out of this general, and if i piss any of ya off seriously, just filter me, im not gonna get all butthurt about it.

>>8989540
i had rehearsals from like 3pm yesterday till about 11pm (got a bunch of shows this weekend). didnt have the chance to sell today as i got locked out. the way bonds were acting, i can only imagine that banks will follow suit soon enough

>>8989161
>Is it worth it to buy more expensive options (like a $65 instead of a $60 call) since the contract is cheaper?
They are cheaper, but particularly with short term options, it does become much more like gambling in that you will either make money or lose it all.
That's why I do mid-terms with a plan to sell 1-3 months in advance of expiration.
The reason options can get so cheap is that they have such little chance of actually happening.
>it's way more likely to not reach the strike price at all, but cheaper gambling?
It is still gambling, but the further out you go, the less likely it is to not expire worthless. Stocks don't actually normally "moon" like we enjoy meming that they do.
>>8989223
teh_profit has much more experience with options than me.

>>8989572
That one dude thinks he's going to call up there and demand to speak to Nadir because his $200 RH account just got cut in half.
>>8989634
I have no problems with anyone's suggestions or people tripfagging, barely have any friends and the ones I do have I fucking hate. I genuinely look forward to coming here during the weak for the stock talk and shitposts.

>>8989532
I don't mind going off topic, but when trips do it the entire nature of the general changes. Once that sort of info gets linked permanently to a trip, these threads become pseudo-anonymous instead of truly anonymous. And for the record, there were at least 4:
Illegal Alien
Comfy
BGFV Guy
Bagholder

>>8989647
im still learning. but ive been cracking out on all sorts of books/vids/tutorials etc for the past year. it seems to be working. you shouldve seen how godawful i was when i first started. i nuked probably about 30% of my account before i decided, "hey, maybe i should learn HOW to use these things before using them".

>>8989700
<33333

>LFIN

It's still fucking halted HA HA HA HA

>>8989200
>the ratio of trips to anons is falling way to fast
Not necessarily an issue. What makes 4chan what it is is anonymity, but we can still shed a tripcode for a new one with ease.
Even with tripcodes, this is a very different platform than Facebook or Twitter.

>>8989210
>Semi intelligible strategy talks between shitposts and a few good questions without answers
This is pretty accurate. I'm trying to answer questions though.

>>8989223
>check delta on your contract
>delta of ten? ten % chance of landing ITM
I heard delta is price sensitivity
Wouldn't the further OTM options have lower delta?
I need to read up on the Greeks other than theta.

>>8989779
shit i forgot about that stock

god damn that stocks going to be frozen for like 6 months lol

>>8989812
>I heard delta is price sensitivity
delta is the rate at which the option changes in regards to a dollar move in the underlying. say you bought a .15c contract with a delta of ten. the underlying moves closer to the money by a dollar, and the contract (excluding all other pricing factors) will be .25c now. obviously as it moves against you, this inverts.
>Wouldn't the further OTM options have lower delta?
yes exactly. delta rises the closer ITM you get. its approximately 50 when ATM.
>I need to read up on the Greeks other than theta.
definitely. without them, youre practically flying blind

Amazon gonna get the union hammer.

>>8989812
if you check those options vids in the general pasta, you can check that guys other vids. he has one that focuses entirely on the greeks

>>8989268
I'm only worried about yield curve inversion.
It's close to inverting, but only close, which is not an issue. Thus, all the news articles about it are sensationalism. Additionally, Jerome Powell is very conscious of an inversion.

>>8989334
For posting what?
Was it insider trading-y?
What did you get banned for?
I usually only get banned for doxxs and raiding shit.

>>8989339
>why Sketchers won't authorize share buy backs
Kek.

>>8989362
>if i can criticize
Yeah, it was hard to read

>>8989415
>it encourages putting their opinions on a pedestal
I try to remain careful of that. I try to always slap my trip code on a post where I do a lot of analysis
>>8989469
>Where in the hell do you think your are? Taking anyone's opinion here seriously is just asking for trouble.
This too.

>>8989779

>>8989962
>I'm only worried about yield curve inversion.
idk. whenever bonds make these crazy moves, it usually means we got a hell of a move ahead of us. that was a BIG fucking move today in treasuries

also, does anyone have any good resources/books for learning about reading and analyzing the yield curve? i want to add it to the library

>>8989540
>If you want reading material on default rates, subprime loan exposure, lack of growth, yield curve, please ask
Sounds cool! I'm interested.

>>8989572
J U S T
U
S
T

>>8989634
>a thing that would textbomb (about 1000 a min) people from like a thousand different numbers
Dank! Did you use an API for this? idk a good way to do that

>>8989634
>used to have one that i could use to packetsniff anyones wifi and crack their router too
Cain and Abel?
Aircrack-ng?
Wireshark?
I once dualbooted with Kali Linux, and also interned at a defence contractor that hacks shit.
I'm thinking about flooding a French chick on Kik that comes by 4chan. She was cool but lost interest in me. Could make a nice lulzcow.

Anybody think OSKT will rally from the meme coin surge?

Seems like it's just chilling therem 20% above it's low.

>>8989962
>hard to read
Alright I'll figure out a better way to format so it isn't weird when viewing in a maximized window on a monitor

>>8990101
>Cain and Abel?
that was the one. lots of fun stuff on that one

>Dank! Did you use an API for this? idk a good way to do that
dunno, some wizard on IRC gave it to me ages ago. thats why i say i was the quintessential scriptkiddie. didnt have a goddamn idea how to even, let alone why

>I'm thinking about flooding a French chick on Kik that comes by 4chan. She was cool but lost interest in me. Could make a nice lulzcow
kek
war never changes

>>8989962
I originally got banned for posting a picture of donald trump smoking a cigar with a giant dick, that was a 3 day ban. A couple posts above the one you responded to I posted a link to a video that I could see the mods having a pink panty meltdown over. I got banned here at least once a month, it's annoying as fuck.

>WFC $200B commitment to sustainable financing
>Drops 50c immediately AH.
Kek

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/wells-fargo-announces-200-billion-211500546.html

Too many tripfags now. This is feeling like a dying /vg/ thread. Fellatiate or shitpost about the special people with names or fuck off.

>>8990203
thats why i left this place in the first place. was always catching bans for no fucking reason. the mods on this board seem alright though, if not a little overwhelmed with dealing with pajeetspam

>>8990214
really? that mustve been what the run today was about. sick as fuck, im almost ITM again

>>8989634
>i also like how posting my plans on here opens me up for a wide range of criticism from (some) folks that clearly know a lot more than me
Same. Rambling on here is a good way to do a sanity check. It's kind of like what a Socratic seminar is supposed to be.

>>8989722
>Once that sort of info gets linked permanently to a trip, these threads become pseudo-anonymous instead of truly anonymous.
Would you prefer that the built-in IDs that help spot samefagging also get dropped? Some level of identity does hold value, right?
>And for the record, there were at least 4
I really think that removing tripcodes wouldn't drop much of the drug discussions and irrelevant shit from the thread. You just won't be able to tie their analyses as easily back to their drug posts

>>8989722
>when trips do it the entire nature of the general changes. Once that sort of info gets linked permanently to a trip
I definitely see where you're going with this though, and I do agree. A tripcode's history invites people to bring up things specifically about that poster instead of the thread, which is unfortunate

>Bought 10k worth in stocks yesterday
Fuck me everything is in the red.

>>8990245
>if not a little overwhelmed with dealing with pajeetspam
Exactly! Why the fuck are they bothering the one legitimate thread on this whole fucking board when every other thread is a shitcoin hype train thread?

>>8990245
>>8990214
Also being hit with $1B fine apparently due to malpractice in, you guessed it, auto & mortgage loans. Supposed to be under more scrutiny by feds, apparently. I wonder if all that subprime exposure is about to be fully revealed.
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/wells-fargo-may-face-1-billion-fine-in-federal-settlement-2018-04-19

>Dat Inverted yield curve
Should I start Converting my Dollars to Pesos or naw.
I reclaimed my Mexican citizenship a month ago after I lost my american one.
Planning to head out by the end of the year.

>>8990353
Mexico is about to elect a communist good luck bud I’m sure it will work this time

>>8989779
>>8989817
>LFIN
Wtf happened here?

>>8989915
>>8989944
Good shit, senpai. Thanks!

>>8989920
Have you heard about the urine bottles?

>>8990353
which cartel will you join?

>>8990225
no ones saying you have to trip bud.
the markets closed so were shitposting. again, i should remind you that you can filter trips more easily than anons, if it fucking bothers you that much.

>>8990315
FUCK YEAH
cant wait for the rest of the banks subprime shit to get exposed. were gonna be swimming in bank FUD articles by this time tomorrow

>>8990353
yen is the classic crisis currency.
gotta say though, i cant see US economic collapse making mexico a very pleasant place in the near term. stay safe

>>8990353
you didnt lose your american citizenship now I know you're a larper. that or you're just a moron who confuses redsidency with citizenship.

>>8990168
>some wizard on IRC gave it to me ages ago. thats why i say i was the quintessential scriptkiddie
Kek. Sweet.
>war never changes
For the lulz!

>>8990203
>originally got banned for posting a picture of donald trump smoking a cigar with a giant dick, that was a 3 day ban
I'm guessing that was a ban over nudity on a blue board
>posted a link to a video that I could see the mods having a pink panty meltdown over
Went back to it. I think you're fine because it wasn't in lined content like a picture. Thus, not NSFW.
>I got banned here at least once a month
I think I have yet to be banned here. I do get banned from /b/ or the whole site every few months though.

>>8990245
>thats why i left this place in the first place
I've been considering launching my own forum for a while, but I'm most concerned with people potentially posting CP or being held accountable for my users' actions.
I was thinking of doing some kind of trick with PGP encryption, where chats/threads would be to an exclusive group, but that would prevent the chats from being open and discoverable to more users.

>>8990273
IDs are a nonissue because they're unique to each thread, so there's no carryover. And again, I don't mind the threads going off topic (and I'm not even anti-drug), but yes, the fact that we can permanently link identities really detracts from the anonymity that we were all drawn to in the first place

>>8990416

securities fraud and money laundering to India most likely

>>8990439
kek. Here is my Passport fresh from the mint.
Literally had my grandma in mexico dig out my birth certificate and send it to me. I was literally state-less for 7 months.

>>8990417
SINALOA
I
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A
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O
A

>>8990416
Kinda.
I have a cousin who works there. There are Union talks.

>>8990293
>every other thread is a shitcoin hype train thread?
It almost feels like /s4s/ at times.
Everybody only in posting to push their forced memes on each other.

>>8990353
>Dat Inverted yield curve
It's NOT inverted yet. It's just close, which is not an issue at all. Even if it does invert, the stock market doesn't tank until about 8 months afterwards

>>8990437
>cant wait for the rest of the banks subprime shit to get exposed
I think COF will be fine. They don't do auto loans or mortgages
Most G SIBs will get fucked though if true

>>8990735
i dont doubt that you're a mexican citizen, what I do doubt is that you had us citizenship and then lost it

so seeing how bonds and the yield curve are acting all fucky, im looking to add some more bond market analysis to the /smg/ library. i already have frank fabozzis book bond market analysis and strategies. however it focuses exclusively on analyzing bonds as a way of trading bonds.

i was wondering if anyone knew of a book/vid or some sort of resource that shows how to analyze bonds and translate that into a way to analyze future equities/commodities movements.

>>8990598
i made us a backup board on cripple in the event of a 4chan shutdown (which was handy last week). but mostly im trying to make it into a library where we can back up pdfs and refer newfags to. /biz/ unironially helped me a lot, so i want to give us all something that we can benefit from. check pic related.

>>8990763
yea the worst offender is WFC with $81B in subprime exposure. runner up is BAC i believe (hence why those are the ones ive had my shorteye on). didnt see COF on the list at all, so they will probably be fine.

it just boggles my mind that these tards think they an get away with this again (especially since, after 08, what theyre doing is COMPLETELY ILLEGAL). theyre gonna bring all of us down with it

>>8990640
>unique to each thread, so there's no carryover
>the fact that we can permanently link identities really detracts from the anonymity that we were all drawn to in the first place
Ok, I agree with that. There's a lot of carryover with this tripcode that I don't like.
I've tried just using it for long analytical posts, but I probably do at least one of those every thread, and as soon as I use the trip code, it ties all of my subsequent posts in the thread back to that carryover

>>8990735
>I have a cousin who works there. There are Union talks.
Fug. That would be big.
I think Amazon isn't profiting as much from the retail side of things anymore, thankfully. I've heard AWS is their biggest source of revenue.

>>8987003
You know the drill. Buy high and sell low.

>>8987044
Very valid piece of information anon. I was also looking at their market cap, and with it's market cap so high I can't foresee that much more growth. But the price to earning ratio is extremely appealing.

>>8990961
>MU
they DO print money like its going out of style. just be careful. that stock has been getting hammered as of late. as a rule of thumb, you should never go all on any one thing anyway. but i guess with only 1k, you dont have much choice

>>8990935
>check pic related
Yeah, I already saved that pic.

>>8990935
>didnt see COF on the list at all, so they will probably be fine
They stick pretty exclusively to credit cards. The banks were just something they acquired.

>>8990935
>it just boggles my mind that these tards think they an get away with this again (especially since, after 08, what theyre doing is COMPLETELY ILLEGAL).
Yup. They want to make the exact same high risk invests they did before, but they have to do it covertly to get around regulations.
Where are you reading about their subprime exposure? I've heard it's solely through smaller banks that aren't as heavily regulated

>>8987637
>2 scoops

C'MON

>>8991038
C'MON BABY, 2 SCOOPS...
C'MON BABY, 2 SCOOPS

>>8991035
>Where are you reading about their subprime exposure?
i had a couple articles i was FUDing stocktwits with on my phone, ill try to find em
> I've heard it's solely through smaller banks that aren't as heavily regulated
yeah thats the trick. they lend a bunch to small banks that no one is watching, and then those banks lend the lent money out to retards for 96month car loans and other such retardations. its definitely true. im just hoping that the reality sets in before my put contracts expire. looks like WFC is already taking a bit of a beating after hours

>>8991035
heres one
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/evaluate/news/basicNewsStory.jhtml?symbols=WFC&storyid=201804100544DOWJONESDJONLINE000073&sb=1

>>8991112
>im just hoping that the reality sets in before my put contracts expire
How far out are they? This sounds more like the kind of risk from The Big Short for the smaller investors described -- the market can stay irrational longer than you can remain solvent

New thread?

>>8991216
i got like 30 days left. well see what i can get out of em. i was gonna hedge with a call or two today, but my internet was shutoff, and schwab thought i was getting hacked when i tried to get on at the library. shit day desu. was gonna take my BAC winnings, and my AMRS mostly off the table but that shit got all fucked up too. i guess now what im gonna do is just nuke it to death with deep ITM calls and then forget about it for a while.

>>8991022
I will definitely follow through with diversifying very soon. I'm using Robinhood, so only 10% of my funds were available as of today (takes around 4 transaction days to use the full amount allotted).

Side note for all anons, you all should look into APPN, CIEN, and perhaps maybe YEXT for some potential growth stocks. Only the first two are profitable as of now, if memory serves me correct. But they were recommended by The Fool last fall.

>>8990908
I was close to having it ;_;

it was just a matter of filing paperwork.
I never did that because I though I would never need it

Now political political rhetoric towards immigration made a 180 in a year and on top of that a roastie was trying to put me in jail.

Been in this country for 20 years, can't say that I won't miss it, but I'm mentally exhausted and came to terms that I have no future here any more.Maybe someday I'll come back but there are better place to be.

All this rgt talk made me check out my watchlist for old threads.
Imagine if this anon had held though.

All the NBG fags offed themselves probably.

>>8991385
You have to go back. Sorry to hear about it though you are not a bad hombre.

>>8991473
>You have to go back

keyboard warriors think somehow immigrants leaving the US would somehow make their life better. There is no real need for any body to leave the US, it's just a perversion these Maga kids have. The impact will be more negative than positive, a suden draw down of a tax paying base will only make the debt crisis that much worse, literally shooting ourselves on the foot.

>>8991689
Sorry to hear you're having to go through this anon. Where will you go in Mexico? Do you still have family down there?

>>8991689

honestly immigrants do the shit jobs in Yuma picking lettuce these fuckers would never do

this country is built upon immigrants but has always had an irrational hate towards them

>>8991828
americans will pick lettuce if they were fairly compensated. importing slave labor from mexico suppresses wages and is unethical...

>>8991689
There are enoguh non contributors- social handout leeches to probably make it break even. Theres a lot of abuse of the healthcare system right now as an example. Immigration should be a lot easier for people who actually work and contribute but the Dems need people to stay poor for votes and the Repubs need a boogeyman to divert attention from their own incompetence.

>>8991742
Yeah I have family. But Most of them live here and are US residents/Citizens but I don't really talk to them because I'm a social autist, Some of them have property in Mexico in my home state.

What kills me is that I will have to lave my parents behind and say goodbye to them and some close friends for completely no real reason.

The way I see it is that It's an opportunity to go to a new place and start a new life, cost of living there is 80% of the cost of living here, prostitution is legal, drugs and alcohol is cheap and I won't have to pay American taxes anymore. I'm saving up at least 100K before I move.

>>8991874
nah thats bs most Americans would see that work as degrading