/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>9052096
You've got more chance of winning the lottery.

>>9052096
Date one

Pay them with XVG

Just rape her no one will believe a hooker was raped.

You become the hooker

Tell them snake bite on the dick.to remove venom or you are die.

>>9052096
once your hooker is in your home autisticly clickity clack on your 6 monitor setup with a bunch of charts and make sure to tell her you made 5000 in less than 10 minutes and then shes sure to think she can gold dig you and make sure you mention how you're not going to pay her. I bet 10/10 times shed fuck you hoping to get payed but then not.

>Fuck her and at the end say that you are under 21 or 18.
>Tell her you won't call the police if you don't pay.
>leave and run before her pimp beat the shit out of you

>>9052096
Check out Mysteries PUA tactics on hired guns (eg. strippers, bartenders etc)

>>9052126

how many times have you tried this Pajeet?

>>9052096
she'll have her mac fuck you for free too

>>9052141
Do you have a link to it? Thanks anon

>>9052096
Kill her after you fucked her

>>9052096
Okay this is what I did once
>Find an escort
>Fuck her
>Paid her
>While she was in the bathroom, i saw her house key on the drawer.
>Take one
>Leave
>Go to walmart
>Replicate the key
>Then go by those motels again
>Kick the key inside so it goes back

>Next weekend later
>Go all Dexter, and be inside car until I see her leave
>She leaves
>go inside her house
>Find her full name
>leave
>google her family, and other information
>save her escort page

>message her by name
>mention her family, friends and pics
>black mail her

Ever since then I've been getting free sex. Sometimes I give a few dollars cause I feel bad. This only works if it's an insecure college girl paying for her tuition or loan.

>>9052096
Become a certified sampler
>>9052124
this
worst case scenario you get charged for shop lifting if prostitution is legal

Say you're a dirty cop

>>9052172
is that you Mr. GTA main-character?

>>9052224
LARP?

>>9052127
This. FOMO the bitch into a work, she'll think she'll make more in the long term by being your girl.

Problem is, if you're the kind of guy who wants to do this, you wont have enough clout to pull the bluff.

>>9052285
No.
Prostitutes aren't the most intelligent breed.

>>9052135
>"haha jokes on you, I'm under 21 or 18"
>which one is it anon

Okay now what do I say

>>9052388
source?

Pay them with fake money

>>9052122

>>9052468
Dagashi Kashi

>>9052525
However however ?

>>9052420
21 or 18 depending where you live it's illegal to fuck hookers

>>9052525
thanks, but thats not cum though is it

>>9052388
You're everything that's wrong with the world you piece of shit

>>9052668
Just look up some of her doujins, there's a few really good ones.

>>9052703
What's wrong with scamming whores?

>>9052652
It's also illegal for a pimp to beat someone up for not paying, no matter the age. I think there is a flaw in this plan somewhere.

>>9052736
Nothing exactly. You are doing good keep it up.

>>9052096
marry one

>>9052782
> for free
> marry

>>9052652
illegal to fuck hookers?
wtf man thats what hookers are for.

its not illegal to fuck hookers, unless you live in a extremely cucked country and make up some kind of child abuse case of this kek

>>9052829
Prostitution is illegal in most civilised nations anon

>>9052917
not true
you americucks are far from civilised but this is debatable. however if prostitution is illegal, i doubt there is any kind of age limit

age limit for fucking hookers haha holy shit you guys are cucked

>>9052736
She's a trusting college student he took advantage of and keeps taking advantage of, he's destroying her faith in the world and her soul, that's what's wrong.

>>9052172
How unironically difficult would it be to kill a hooker and dump the body?

>>9052096
say you will pay them in bitcoin and just give them a chuckee cheese token

>>9052917
It's legal in: Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Japan, in EVERY European Union country.

The only first world country where it's illegal is the US.

You need to realize that most people don't even know there are nations where prostitution is illegal. It's a free market after all. Kinda insane that the US banned it. I think it's socialist to have the government ban entire economic sectors due to petty reasons such as morality.

>>9053718
I'm pretty sure those were already gone when she started whoring.

>>9053872
>illegal to buy sex
>legal

>>9053947
People say that but nobody in scandinavia has ever been arrested for having sex with a prostitute. The law is just there to protect women against pimp abuse but individual customers are never harassed by police.

Just like Weed is actually illegal in Amsterdam but nobody has ever been arrested for it so everyone just assumes weed is legal.

>>9052096
With a long put and a distant contract expiration. Then you're committing to purchasing a hundred services from her at the price which she will be worth when the contract expires. And we all know a hookers value plummets rapidly once she turns 30. Its investing 101

Be willing to go down on her and also be a good fuck.

>be 19 and mongering on myredbook
>only liked fucking 40+ milfy escorts
>Met one and just flattered her with compliments
>fuck her like she was a 14 year old again
>invited me back for a bunch of free sessions and a few home cooked meals.
>pic related

Good times.

>>9054295
LOL, disgusting

>>9054295
hah not actually that bad well played anon

>>9054295
degrading milfs is so much more fun

>>9052117
this is sadly me

>>9054910
You flatter them out of the sack and degrade them like the whore they are inbetween.

>>9054379
You jelly?

>>9052118
Underrated kek

become a professional photographer.

>>9052096
dont be ugly

>>9052224
there's no way this is real and if it is, this is a good way to get yourself killed.

whores have easy access to big, dumb, macho guys who will happily beat you to death if she sets him on you for shit like this.

don't do anything this larper says as funny as it may sound on here, this won't work in real life

>>9052224
this is possibly the worst larp in the history of 4chan

>>9054295
>Be willing to go down on her

>>9054295
eww

>>9055068
Interesting, tell us all about it. How do you deal with the fact she is getting dicked 24/7?