/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for Ebay analysis request

What are we memeing into profits tomorrow everyone?

>>9565862
Bad

kek
stepped out for a while and all ma energies memes were depleted. ah well. plenty of cash to buy some more now though

>>9565862
They should never of had sold Paypal

Why do I own Netlist again? Did one of you get me into this shit?

>>9565880
we should meme some sort of hex at goldman sachs for being faggots. if they havent accumulated enough in the past two years, they arent getting any more from me

>>9565862
buy it
they actually have good furyos in stock

Is the bull ever coming back in full or is it time to do gay 4 pay

>>9565976
at least for a little while

>>9565880
If oil still looks good, buying dips on GUSH and HAL

If defense stocks are still down, grabbing calls on Lockheed and Northrop to compliment the ones I've got on Raytheon and HII

>>9565973
What's a good furyos

whats RKG

The opportunity of small investors is in the mental pressure being Nil. You play with small tools, and with no shaking in your hands you render such wonderful endings to your hobby. Be smart.
The opportunity of large investors is in the potential your money reveals to you. You must rely on methods of keeping your hands still, and when you find your courage you can bring the world to your knees (kneepads included).

Lo, our holy congression yields shitposts and the attention of silent titans, fabled conjuring of memes so stirring that it causes billions in losses.

...think TVIX is a good plan for tomorrow?

>>9566005
>If oil still looks good
im not shook by a bad day. this is how oil moves. if it crashes for two more days, ill buy some. we just hit ATHs for the year again. thats a very good sign. but its expected to pullback at such a level, ya know?

>>9566033

>>9566045
TVIX is always a good plan for tomorrow.

>>9566077
dawww

>>9566045
some sort of hedge would be wise imo

Please no buy ES_F ;_;
Everyone sell ES_F >:D

>>9566077
Wakara
But I bought a June 1st call, so I still need to sell

>>9566052
I'm still bullish in oil, I'm just even more confident that the defense stock dip is going to go away fast, you know what I mean?

>>9566118
nice Id

>>9566044
The slightly mentally ill namefag reluctant kneepad girl

LOL literally no idea what I should do. SELL SELL SELL SHOP and OKTA!!
market is rekt.

buy mcdonalds now below 160

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/the-stock-markets-broken-leg-is-nearly-healed-analyst-says-2018-05-21

Vs

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/why-the-end-is-coming-soon-for-the-biggest-tech-bubble-weve-ever-seen-2018-05-22

Kek

>>9566215
Making a watchlist of companies you like really helps I just cycle through it and see if an entry looks good.

>>9566156
theres a bunch of things that i dont want to happen (that im certain will) that will cause both oil and defense to go up. its all just about patience and iron hands. when we get shorted through that much bullish volume like we had today, you know were dealing with goldman. they will keep shorting it to assault you mind, and your soul, and your wallet (and shares). they prey on the weak. stand strong anon.

take the consolidation/red time and figure out where to put your stuff for the next run. accumulate, and then sell the next rip. this is how they do it, and this is how we do it too. were gonna make fucking bank on oil runs. just follow the manipulators. they know its going up, as oil just broke out. so they nuked it (watched 700,000 shares get sold on USO at the beginning of that dump). now they will suppress it for a little while, dump it a little more to scare anyone else off, then BOOM. lambo. just gotta find the best things to put our money in by the next week or so

In all seriousness, I just bought 150 shares of SAIL and 65 of EDIT (biotech company). I'm in it for about three weeks then I'll see what happens. Also holding WTI and BIDU for a little while.
What are you guys planning to do?

>>9565951
I shilled it for a while pre earnings report. Still waiting for that pump to sell my bags. I have a feeling RS or delist might come before that.

Yeah that's what I've been doing for about a month and it really paid off.

Total shit show in the sector today. Shorts were having fun as it seems like a lot of people were diverting funds away from small/mid caps to FOMO in to Canopy. I was on a buying spree all morning. Got stopped out on my Namaste Tech position and used the proceeds to buy more stuff I think is on the verge of breakout. The contrast between US OTC trading yesterday and Canadian open market trading today was interesting. It seems the burgers are more bullish on the sector right now than the leafs. Maybe a good sign in coming years as US federal law on cannabis loosens up? Who knows. I will be watching and I will be riding that wave if/when it happens.

This week should be fun. My biggest position is now CRON and hopefully that'll get a nice bump when it uplists to the TSX main exchange from the TSXV here in Canada tomorrow.

>>9566088
Pls delte this anon. This is a blue board.

Been watching BRZU for some while, looking to enter in when it hits bottom

>>9566269
I bought at the bottom and only have a couple thousand shares, guess I should dump em while its a profit

>>9566238
All market journalism is bullshit

>>9566298
Good catch, I don't think I could handle another ban. Probably going to catch one anyways because the mods are fags.

>>9566362
im gonna take that one further and say nearly all of journalism is bullshit. its all "writers" (ie creative writing majors/lib arts majors) writing about subjects they dont understand/arent involved in. then the whole thing is sent to an editor to be dumbed down to a literal 3rd grade level. then they attach a misleading/catchy headline, and most people just look at that, or link it to each other and base all their opinions off of that.

journalism is fucking poison

>>9566335
I averaged up like a dumbshit when it got to 17 so I'm sitting at a small loss. Under 1k shares so I think I'll keep some in case it jumps before dying.

About to watch some whales accumulate

>>9566495
sea werld is so awesome
not as nostalgic as Aquarium of the Pacific though

hmm
so memes for tomorrow?

im gonna wait till the meetings out (or rather just before), but im thinking a strangle on vol with limits on them, then probably (assuming FED does what they said they were gonna), ill short the everloving christ out of bonds.

if oil continues to fall (which it probably will if DOW tanks), ill do some DWT and i guess ill just wait and see if the bottom is found on the XLE and XOP till tomorrow before i decide to double into my calls.

very interested in OXY as well for oil plays.

>>9566546
Buy Johnson and Johnson

>>9566495
>sea werld is so awesome
i remember thinking it was kinda depressing when i went there as a kid desu

kek i remember /pol/ coming up with some excuse for why sea world was part of an international child prostitution ring

>>9566587
i might as well get some consumers desu (was looking at some historical graphs during late/end bullrun for consumers and it checks out). whats the best yielding one on your radar?

>>9566546
buy S&P on open
golden bull run continues

>>9566538
It's cool, I was here just a couple months ago they built a new ride electric eel that my girlfriend really wanted to go on. We have annual passes to six flags sea world and universal studios.. so we are always at theme parks it seems

>>9566428
the internet made facts free, so the traditional news media dove head first into opinion and entertainment

>>9566538
>Aquarium of the Pacific
BASED

I used to go there all the time

>>9566645
ill wait till after the meeting to take that one honestly
i think its gonna be flat all day, then pump at 2 and dump at 3 (cuz thats what happened last time). but if they DO decide to scale back on planned hikes, then that will definitely make em pop

>>9566625
>best yielding
General mills, Pep, and Clorox have dank yields for their growthj and your yields on cost will double anyway

>>9566470

>>9566664
same thing w most of the alt news too
i always saw AJ/infowars as a kind of pro wrestler version of the news. nowadays hes more or less some sort of GOP mouthpiece, which is fucking goofy considering his whole 911 arc

RT cant shut about how stronk ivan and his friends are

the only one i really watch with any frequency is zerohedge, and thats obviously hit or miss as the articles are all written by different people.

>>9566694
dont they normally slash yields if the stock starts to crush it though? or is that just the point of consumers? consistency?

>>9566735
to be fair, most of us were just trading the volatility of it (which was fun as fuck, and i miss it already). i wasnt too concerned with how it all ended up desu

>>9566694
Went in GIS BGS CPB PEP
Increased T and VZ.

>>9566761
>dont they normally slash yields

No, thats the whole point of being a dividend aristocrat
They raise them each year

>>9566735
welcome to last week

>>9566781
>No, thats the whole point of being a dividend aristocrat
>They raise them each year
makes sense, since they generally underperform

whats your bullcase on em though (golden bull memes aside)? a lot of them look like theyre heading for darker days. what makes you think the reversal is now?

>>9566846
Im not saying the reverdsal is now, but a 40% drop in the biggest companies in the world over 2 years makes me think its pretty much over

Literally biggest drops ever seen historically on Gis

>>9566869
>Literally biggest drops ever seen historically on Gis
that is pretty fucking ugly

i guess im gonna have to keep an eye on em for now, but im hesitant to jump into any more bags. working on buy up lots of oil bags rn.

Buybacks and dividends are essentially the same thing except that buybacks are tax advantaged

Dividend portfolios are the original Boomer Meme

>>9566846
Over done sell offs with fundamentals for the most part in tact, barring some issues with Campbell’s. The sector also hasn’t a lot of room for M&A now.
Entries now have a better yield on cost for the long game.

>>9566937
buybacks mean you have to sell your stock to make profit
Dividends is free cash

>>9566950
Has a lot of room for M&A.

>>9565844

Is that a turd coming out of her ass?

>>9566937
But I can't buy groceries with the buyback without selling my shares and losing my tax advantage.

there is also Mondelez, which doesnt ave the highest starting yield, but they make a lot of big products I personally consume like (nabisco) Oreos
and they also trade like the KO stock

>>9566370
Close call lol

>>9566495
Very fun, are you with the family like how pooh bear poster goes to disneyland?

HMNY TO THE MOON

THE MORE WALL STREET BOOMERS TRY TO SHILL IT DOWN THE STRONGER MY HANDS BECOME

HODL STRONG

OUR DAY WILL COME

HPE had the most boring ER out of all of them I have ever bet on. Even the AH movement was abysmal

>>9567057
PF and K have some good brands in their portfolios to ride the growing veg/vegan rates.

>>9566969
buybacks are tax deferred
dividends are taxable the year they happen

>>9567114
Im too oversaturated in consumers already, but I want K very badly, so I dont know , theres too many things on sale

>>9567116
I dont give a fuck
Its not like they are taxing 50%

>>9566676
I'm willing to bet that fed meeting wont tank equities like /biz/ is predicting. even if I'm wrong it'll be a small blip in the big picture. I'm taking a multigenerational investment horizon.
I do pretty well betting against /biz/ in general.

>>9567177
I don't think it'll tank oil or defense, which is my entire long term portfolio right now. Could give a fuck what it does to the rest of the market, desu

>>9567166
I’m leaning towards PF myself, but K makes a lot of sense.

>>9567176
taxes matter if you're truly trying to build a golden income fund that earns you $1M per year
you'll pay 40% on taxes per year that compounds. you shouldnt neglect that

>>9566546
SPY most obviously short of earth

>>9567057
Wording Modelez Option volume is decent too.

>>9567177
yeah our motivations/timeframes for tomorrow are totally opposite. im looking to make some quick daytrades tomorrow desu. maybe take up another longterm bearish position on treasuries again

>>9567206
if dow gets pulled down it will almost invariably be another red day for oil
>Could give a fuck what it does to the rest of the market, desu
this
nothings really standing out to me really

>>9567218
False
Because my profits go to NBO which is Non-Municipal

Eventually all the golden income will be tax deffered, that is the true nature of the Golden bull

>>9567223
oh shit youre saying double top?
either way, i dont see the indexes moving really at all until the meetings done

>>9567223
long if I've ever seen one.

>>9567256
>NBO
???

>>9567223
in your dreams ,Slut

reminder to always inverse /smg/

>>9567283
NYS municipal bonds

>>9567271
im still saying tomorrow is flat and not gonna be worth trading until after

>>9567256
Nice, 15% discount.

>>9567283
you dont know about the Non-Muni meme? Well I guess thats natural, considering banks are doing their best to hide it

NBO, you heard it here first

>>9567303
he'll get taxed on the dividends no matter where he puts them ...

>>9567223
Double bottom breakout.

>>9567323
are these non-muni bonds exposed to serious interest risk? i think im gonna have to read through my bond books again to understand them and their pricing more desu

>>9567334
no not on no-muni bonds. thats literally the point

>>9567334
wrong

>>9567334
Muni bonds and ROC dividends are tax free.

>>9567091
Ahhh I remember when VHC was shilled like this...

>>9567355
the yield outweighs ithonestly I dont agree with the "bond bear market" its all dried up and will go sideways from here
NBO will double after the FED reads this post

>>9567407
>the yield outweighs ithonestly
i thought it was only like 4% though
maybe im mixing it up

>I dont agree with the "bond bear market" its all dried up and will go sideways from here
i mean the economy is not in the position to take FED hiking rates up to 1970s levels, so i dont see it as one of those straight down for ten years type things, but theyve pretty much moved sideways for a couple years now. i think they have a bit more to fall (atleast until this current batch of hikes gets outta the way).

but i know for sure that as soon as FED says theyre dialing back (or just not hiking stuff anymore), im going all in on bonds for a bit

>>9567407
also EM bonds will spike HARD if they dont hike rates, no?

>>9567517
I promise you they arent hiking shit, dont you trust me?

>>9567552
lol I wouldnt say anything HARD when it comes to bonds, they will probably bump up

>>9567642
no i know they arent doing anything tomorrow. its if they start talking about changing their plan (whatever it is, two more or something this year?). we will definitely feel that if were heavily invested in bonds.

>I wouldnt say anything HARD when it comes to bonds
kek yea i mean comparatively

>get bright idea to buy stock in Roshen
>it's privately held with one owner
fuck this post-Soviet privatization shit

>>9567091
>HMNY

Right there with you bud. bought today

>>9566546
How does IV on volatility stocks work, for some reason it sets my brain into a feedback loop. Volatility going up means IV should go up, but a volatility underlying gets less volatile if its now bullish, help me.

>>9566297
grow own seeds

>>9567073
With my girlfriend

>>9567850
IV is the implied percent that the stock could move over a certain amount of time (generally they get more volatile as more time on options obviously). now when things start to crash, they move very fast. faster than usual. thus a big bearish move will imply that the stock is going to be more choppy and volatile in the future.

IV can also go up if the stock moves up, but it generally needs an absolutely huge move to do this

i mean thats a simplified version of it, but im not gonna copy paste a bunch of maths and try to explain it ya know?

Predictions for MU tomorrow fellas?

Where hmny going tommorrow?

>>9567974

TO THA MOON

>>9567972
>>9567974
>>9568005
nothings going anywhere until the FOMC powwow is over and done with, and then only god knows

>>9567913
>not gay for mid teens
Filtered

>>9567972
Institutional investors looking for an out will get one tomorrow, regardless of the FED shitpost
I've wiped my position out, think of the days you got a massive boost in your portfolio after hours and before hours, those were the institutions

it's a game of chicken, and MU has no reason not to shoot to 78 by end of year but tomorrow is rocky
I'm sure you'll figure things out, you will make money with MU.

>>9567972
Initial drop on open of 1-3%, then either flat or rise back up above 60

>>9568048
>sharking sea world for preteens
reported

based Seaworld is public ally traded
Im buying tomorrow

>>9568164
>announcing your reports
Based

So as someone new to /biz/ who ignored the cryptocraze, how much did crypto dominate the boards 1 year ago or longer? Now it's nothing but crypto except for a few isolated threads.

I don't """"invest""""" in crypto FYI.

>>9568222
>getting trips
checked

>>9568247
crypto is for the poor
us (the smart future 1%) dumped crypto bags in December

>>9568285
BTC @ 1.5k is my entry. all in

I think its about time to start buying MGM
Its showing the classic sideway to double down reversion pattern

Based but any one could solve that puzzle

Micron announced a 10bn buyback program yesterday, in addition to a higher future earnings projection.
It has a marketcap of only 60bn.

Even without the buyback, shares would have gone up to above 100 USD within a year or so. Now we might see 100 USD per share before the end of summer.

Currently sitting at 59.03 USD.

Don't sell out at 2x though. Micron is unironically going to 10x within 3 years once investors start really understanding Micron's (hushed) gameplan with chalcogenide switching technology and memory-cpu hybrid computing architectures, as well as its extensive research into multimodule multitype memory architectures of which hybrid memory cube is only the currently immature prototype little toy that is the tip of the iceberg.

anyone have any cheap oil memes that i can buy and hold and write calls on in the meantime? looking for something i can buy a thousand or so of, so penny plays (1-5$/shr) is preferred

>>9567355
>>9567359
>>9567384
nikkei poster has shown his golden income fund plans before and nearly all of his dividend income was going to come from consumer staples

he'll get taxed on those dividends ...

>>9568501
Fucking shorted

>>9568521
The first 25 years will be 10% taxed
Then moved to non-munis and compounded 25 years after that

600k per year isnt too bad anyway
I can live with that

>>9568501
I heard MU might try to buy NLST for its patent hoard.

>>9567869

Canopy is overbought on the daily now with a 78 RSI (4hour 85, 1hour 87). Pullback will be tomorrow or perhaps the next day if there is residual fomo tomorrow. Pump today was mostly about the approval for NYSE listing.

Aurora is a different story with same bullish pattern as Canopy but and RSI still in healthy range (50-60) on daily and 4hour charts. Looks good for continuation.

Aphria is somewhere in between the aforementioned. They probably need big news to really get going this week.

CRON has less bullish chart appearance but also more short term upside. I expect this one to pump tomorrow with the uplist to TSX.

>>9568710
you know of any moonshot tier penny/OTCs that could be good for a pump on positive legislation news?

>>9568710
Tell your weed buddies to stop draining money from the beer stocks

>>9568573
true golden bulls are 100% growth stocks 0% dividend and incrementally sell shares for their 1MM income

taxes are differed until the last second for maximum gains

>>9568734

Tetra Bio Pharma is currently in bollinger band squeeze position and likely to breakout soon-ish. TBP is Aphria's oil extraction lab, mainly. They also do some of their own greenhouse growing.

Another is Future Farm Technologies, but their chart isn't as healthy looking as TBP's right now. They're a US play with assets revolving around LED growth lights, industrial hemp production, medical dispensaries in a few states and a large operational greenhouse in Florida they bought out last year that they are in process of applying to convert to cannabis (it currently grows tomatoes).

Of the new two right now, I would go TBP.

>>9568948
whats the point of being a golden bull if you sell the shit?
How will you reinvest without working?

dont tell me you just gonna sell and buy back until you are 80

>>9569007
word
its listed as TBPMF for me for some reason.
so TBPMF would likely respond to not only positive legislation news, but also to positive news for aphria, no?

>>9568577
i heard anon likes to pnd random stocks with baseless rumors because he's a dirty kike

>>9569128
i suppose if the yields are good enough, you could just pay someone else to do it after ya get too senile

>>9569128
think about it

if a company has extra cash, they can either hoard it (increasing their book value and therefore their stock price) or return it to the shareholders as a dividend. either way the shareholders get the value
lets say stock A is worth $100 and they return $1 as a dividend per share and stock B is worth $100 and they hold the cash and their share price goes to $101
in both cases the shareholder now has $101 but in case A, the shareholder gets taxed and in case B taxes are deferred.

>>9569163
the price of the stock wont matter after 25 years

You cant count on your stock picks to even beat the SP500 each year,
but with dividend stocks, buying at the right time means you get free cash flow to reinvest into whatever and essentially beat the sp500 average every year for free

>>9565844
I want to lick her feet

>>9569206
when you do the math growth beats dividend I'm a long horizon investor like you and I've put a lot of thought into how I want my golden income fund to work and the conclusion I've come to is to avoid dividend as much as possible

>>9569302
You would be correct last year but not this year, where dividend stocks are 50% off

>>9569334
>smuckers's dividend yield: 2.85%
no I dont think that's 50% off

>>9569007
you know anything about RSII?
i like the look of this penny, and i figure i could probably buy about 50k of them, but their based in india. dunno if theyre planning on selling stuff in canada (in which case it wouldnt matter)

the other cheap one im looking at is LVVV (some anon told me about em a while ago), but i cant seem to find any fucking info about them at all

>>9569367
General mills?
Kraft heinz?
Kellogs?
Please, your yields wioll be 8% every year for the next 20 years

>>9568506
NOG
BTE

CERU my niggas

>>9569411
NOG was the one i was looking at that gave me the idea. might buy a thousand tomorrow depending on how the rest of my oil memes look (XOP and XLE calls). ill check out BTE some more tho thanks

>>9569405
I tend to sell premium on my longs. Boomer style.

>>9569469
Yeah it might correct to around 2 but after that it’s the moon.

>>9569499
yeah i think its gonna be an ugly oil day tomorrow too

Can one of you talented goys look at NOK chart and tell me what you think about the meme lines? I'm holding calls, but want to keep deleveraging so I might sell them early.

>>9569626
cant make heads or tails of it

>>9569132
Saw it on yahoo comments. NLST to $11 by October. Get in before it's too late.

>>9569939
no doubt by the same faggot trying to dump his bags on you
everyone knows 4chan & yahoo comments are quality sources for insider rumors...

JNJ has ex div this Friday
Itys going to pump immediately after just like wmt and c did
3m didnt dunk either

>>9569626
i mean its just sort of consolidating right now. could be due for a correction possibly, and it doesnt look like its getting ready to break out anytime soon. dunno when your calls are for, but id prolly take it desu. i hate when i get stuck on some flat shit on options. theta just robs my lunch money every day at a compounding rate

lookin at the weekly chart, it looks bullish, and i suppose one could interpret it as a bull flag, but im not really too familiar with the company, nor what news it would take to get it to blast off. so i cant help ya there

>>9569131
>its listed as TBPMF for me for some reason.
>so TBPMF would likely respond to not only positive legislation news, but also to positive news for aphria, no?

TBPMF is the american OTC ticker for it.

As for responding to news, potentially yes, at least if the sector is bullish at the time. That's not a guarantee though. Like Aurora's similar lab RTI has not as yet benefited from Aurora's latest SP surge.

>>9569370

I'm not familiar with either of those.

any good blue chips/ penny stocks

>>9570172
fuck yeah

>>9570161
yeah im gonna have to look at how it trades tomorrow. cant see anything now on the market depth cuz OTC.

>>9570145
Thanks for your help! I'll probably just sell it to get out

hi either this evening, or tomorrow, my 1k will be deposited into my questtrade. im basing my minimal investment off of >>9565904 their golden price index. ive got these stocks. any genuine suggestions on any to drop, and what kind of diversity i should carry keeping in mind ive got 1k? brkb
BAC
citibank
DGRO
netlist
ABIO
ANY
TRXC
$NVCN
gis!!!!cpb
BGS
SMG
NLST (1000?)
Big 5 Sporting Goods Corporation
GIs
TWNK
Flowers Foods, Inc.
KCO
CAMPBELLES
SJM
MCCORMICK & Co/SH SH NV
tap
Steinhoff International Holdings NV

im thinking 60/40 big ticket stuff like banks, bkrb/ consumables

>>9570338
yeah and if you want to make another bullish call on it, but dont wanna buy the stock, and dont wanna deal with the theta (as much), buy an ITM option with a delta of 60+. anything over that, and its gonna feel as if youre owning about 60-100 of the stock. this is what i do with bonds and its pretty nice. you can get decent returns on pretty small moves without putting a lot of money down. stay away from the ones with high IV though, as theyll be really expensive.

>>9570391
i just got home from a 9 hour shift and havent been able to look at prices yet. i was hoping by the time ig ot home my funds would be available, but its good they arent, ill be able to do some more reading up

>>9568005
>>9567974
>>9567091
>>9567833
Why is HMNY going to the moon?
>tfw 500 shares at $2 fug

>>9570391
Fucking Based

You literally cant make a better portfolio

>>9565951
i saw one commenter last night who only said one thing all thread. that itll go to a dollar soon.

>>9570401
cambells and pep mooned today

>>9570172
Blue chips
>TVIX
>BGFV
>AMRS
>DRYS

penny stocks
>LODE
>NAK
(Two promising companies revolutionizing the mineless mining company industry)

>>9570407

i dunno i'm just memeing. bought 550 shares at .55 to have some fun with the smg boys

>>9566257
you mean imperialism? killing supreme leader kim jong? iran? iraq? :c

>>9570391
You won’t lose the long game, but drop memes like NLST ABIO, etc. Nice picks on the CS plays and C SMG and C.

>>9570338
Tbh I only know what Vega does, and that's only because it was explained to me ITT kek.
I'll look up delta later tonight
t. brainlet

>>9570569
>>9570400
fuck meant for (you)

>>9566846
i believe. if i lose im still in debt. if not i will pull myself into an amazing life. either way ill get there eventually

>>9570591
Other names to consider DWDP VZ T TRTN

>>9567323
>NBO
i dont understand

>>9568005
>hmny
not buying unless it hits .20

>>9570653
https://www.cefconnect.com/fund/NBO

>>9568212
dont lol

The nikkei is getting wasted
What did they bean

>>9570653
Its the highest yield for a non-muni bond fund Ive come across

>>9568573
id b cool with 10k a year!

>>9570707
einstein once said Compounding interest is the most powerful force in the universe
Youll be making 10k per second
Unlike "muh growth stock", you dont have to be wishing for a moon mission, it just takes patience and due diligence and you WILL receive Golden income

>>9570410
all i wanted was ur approval uwu

im just working on how much i put into each considering my initial investment is abysmally small

Holy shoot, futures just bogged

>>9570428
>cambells
fuck. imanna avoid those. im worried about craft cause of aquisition of camp potentially but what do i know and also if camp is mooning why not get craft

>>9570766
I have both, most consumers did well today, but Im extremely heavy in Pep, thats like 25% of my port, Kraft and camb is much lighter

>>9570621
t maybe. keeping all these names for future investments. i hope to put 100-500 in every week, but for now i only have a grand and dont want to spread it too thin so i profit decently. paying interest on some of it so lalololalalalalololol

>>9570704
im trying to understand what presumption there is for it to moon? because its been so stable for so long and the fed right? the same reason why banks are going up?

>>9570747
googles:
>compounding interest
ive got this!

>>9570428
>pep mooned
>up 0.42%
the state of grandpa investors

>>9570819
youve been shilling it hard and i scuffed it off over the last 3 days ive been here. but damn. its looking hella, and imanna put a big chunk of my grand into it i reckon. did you buy at 96?

>>9570015
Memes aside, good chance NLST hits .30+ before it dies. Double your money.

>>9570856
Its not going to moon, but I dont think it can drop much further, being at 2010 levels
I thinks its under the radar, because it has twice the yield of the typical MUB, and these are good for the golden income because they have upside potential from here plus a high tax free yield

>>9570918
yeah but it went 2% yesterday as well

>>9570922
my average is 96.92

>>9570939
yeah i dont expect it too. that'd be the stable subtle growth im looking for. ive got a great portfolio listing i think, its just a matter of balancing potential bulls or not so bulls with something consistent and stable. on top of the others im looking at MGM
k
pep
CLX
sp500
JNJ
tvix
edit today

Are none of you looking at futures? metals and oil are crashing right now along with the indexes. Whats going on?

>>9571058
gold doesnt matter. my grandma is a silversmith and is single handedly making it go up. everyone is looking at futures but no one knows what on earths gunna happen and were all hoping to strike lucky and not be crushed by the soul sucking boot of capital for the rest of our days

also known on this site as wagecucking

>>9571058
Good Fuck metals and oil

wait did you say Index?

I dont give a fuck
Nasdaq to 6600? Good Ill go all in
Its going to 9000 2020

Oil is a suckers bet.

Put it in NG.

>>9571080
nikkei. nasdaq. dja. spy.

current status: Tyson hostile takeover

>>9570428

wtf

get these bluechip boomer shit off my smg

>>9571080

>>9571316
boomer stocks are the next bitcoin

>>9571352
they're gunna crash another 50%?

>>9571381
delete it

If I can get out of my calls for NOK tomorrow I'm going to buy puts on FIT, GPRO and PLUG to test out the retard index scores as practical applications for trading

>>9571454
what does this index imply for RAD
does this mean RAD is highly retarded?

>>9570482
Not smart, there is no reason HMNY will moon just because a bunch of fags at /biz/ want it to. They are burning through cash like crazy, they literally are facing perhaps their final year before complete bankruptcy, and have a less profitable business model than Uber. Their CEO shady Ted is banking on trying to get more subscriptions while diluting the company's stocks for quick cash, it's a what CEOs sometimes try and do on a company's death bed to keep it alive. It's definitely not looking to promising just like that stupid movie with John Travolta as a mob boss. Big flop waitting to happen.

>>9571454
CEI might not even be a bad choice considering oil prices at the moment.

I mean, even a retarded ADD kid from Zimbabwe could make money in the oil and natural gas markets.

Don't quote me on that though. I know nothing about the company.

>>9571576
>CEI might not even be a bad choice considering oil prices at the moment.
I was thinking the same thing

>>9571542
no it mean CEI ie cum eating instructions is the most leddit stock.

>>9571454
i feel like this is only gonna be useful with the small caps desu
those are the ones where high concentrations of retards is gonna indicate somethings up

>>9571552

yeah that's cool man a short squeeze may or may not happen but honestly i was just bored putting all my money into safe stuff month after month and wanted to be part of the fun. reading these threads with no meme investments gets old.

>>9571637
We all are here because we have a gambling problem that's why most of the posters are nice here. Remember whether you make it or not, you will always be stuck posting here like the rest of us.

>>9571454
also i was thinking. we cant see the average position in any way, but if we could estimate somehow (i wonder if theres stats somewhere on average robinhood position size or something?) and then multiply by the number of users, then divide it by the float. this would give us a more accurate read on how many retards are in a stock

>>9570413
NLST .30+ by end of month.

>>9571716
This is a good idea!! I'll look in to this tomorrow and work on it

Robinhood won't let me set an order for HMNY calls below 5¢. This is like a limit order, right? It'll still buy lower if there's a lower asking price, right?

fuuck
I think Ko might touch 40 or 39 before mooning to 50
Ive reduced my position
Hek hek hek

>>9570429
>BGFV
Why does biz keep shilling BGFV? They're a regional sporting goods chain that is losing money, what am I missing...

>>9571852
The fact some bagholder is tripfagging to sell you his garbage.

>>9571873
My average is $6 how is that bagholding??

>>9571852
check the short interest............

>>9571986
Because you can still end up holding shit bags in the end even if you make money on other shit. A shitty invest is shitty and there are penny stocks that could make your money several times over while this shit floats around the same level.

>general for people who want to gamble on 'investments' but are too boomer for crypto

>>9572058
i mostly trade penny stocks.. if you weren't such a newfag you would know why i have this trip on in the first place

>>9572075
most of the regulars in /smg/ already made money in crypto and still hold some crypto. try harder shill

>>9572075
whatever trevor

>>9572098
>>9572123
>t. gambling addicts

>>9572129

>>9572129
yeah so what huh

>>9572129
>>9572179
speaking of gambling, someone stop me from buying like 50 jun1 16 strike puts on SLV tomorrow. i figure if i can catch a red day and then a big gap down after the FOMC i can get anywhere from around 2.5k for a 50cent move. i figure theta would be, relatively speaking, the least of my worries, as id be essentially simulating shorting SLV with the force of around $90k. i figure it shouldnt be so hard to off my contracts to some other numbskull or some hedgie who fucked up. since its ITM far enough, with such little time, theres almost no time value to it at all, so even if EVERYTHING gets fucked up i should be able to back out without too much pain. not expecting metals to go anywhere but down tomorrow anyways (and the night after that). all in all, id be in the trade for a day and a night. theres the spread (which is minimal on SLV at like .02cents), so id be eating around 100+commissions each way, but i mean, who the fuck cares? i get to pretend to short SLV like im some bigwig who trades in 100k lots.

someone talk me out of this

>>9572075
SHHH we need to put the frog in the water while it's still cold, not when it's already hot!

>>9572301
you shouldnt do this
have you ever been right before?

>>9572325
yea
last FOMC i made a grand on something WAY more retarded than this

>>9570674
I'm thinking .30 by Friday. Then we move in boyos. Lift it right up over our heads.

>>9572333
I have a strong intuition you will lose it all tomorrow
Dont do it

>>9572372
dont make me do 1 day ITM SPY calls again....

>>9572075
You can get crypto level gains in stocks with margin, leveraged ETFs and options. Also penny stock gambling

the whole 5% a year thing is a meme

>>9572434
this
with options you can arguably be MORE irresponsible and self destructive than you can in most circumstances while trading crypto

>>9572434
dont actually do this

Buffet says dont use leverage

>>9572463
>l-leverage is b-bad
spotted the virgin

>>9572481

time for my bedtime burito

>>9572542
hey you have been the sole reason ive decided to build a genuine portfolio friend. regardless of if it goes green or red im grateful and i appreciate your activity on this thread, the way you carry yourself, and your openness to sharing advice. have a good sleep!

>>9572563
yeah, you got here just in time
If you came a month ago when i was banned you would have ended up listening to Teh Profit or Eternal bear and lose everything

>>9572463
But he uses leverage too a lot of it. His strategy was literally use leverage on solid stocks.
http://www.nber.org/papers/w19681.pdf

>>9572463
>>9572587
When Buffett-sama says things like this, he knows that mainly normies, retards and boomers will be listening.
Indeed, these people shouldn't be playing with leverage.

>>9572587
I also recommend to read the study.
Its not very long either.

>>9572584
i just wish someone here tracked everyones revealed holdings and graphed them. retarded index 2.0!

>>9572587
ye

time to buy some options and 3x ETFs on margin desu

Good morning /smg/

funds wont go through today by the looks. i dont work tomorrow, so im gunna watch the market as well as i can and buy in mid day? or at close, i dont really know yet. ill see how things play out, how caustic everything is and how comfortable i feel. if im not confident ill wait till close

>>9572666
Good morning, foreigner man!
Burger here, How is tomorrow looking so far?

>>9572752
1 hour until open, I don't expect much but industrals rising and financials stagnating. Ate a good croissant and sitting in a comfy train.

Hoping to take profits on Sanofi and Bouygues today.

>>9572863
wew why did my id change all of a sudden?

>>9572882
Are you phone posting? Sometimes your IP will randomly change and change your ID with it

>>9572917
I'm not phoneposting but I use the 4G network to connect.

Go to bed.

>>9573058
>>9570973

>>9573058
I'm too jacked thinking about what happens if a secluded country decides to relax and receives aid from their brother country and the US. When their military, the best-treated of its citizens, are rife with infection and intestinal patasites. And the fact that a penny stock company manufactures an analgesic that treats c-diff, a natural side effect when you get loaded to the gills with ABTs to completely obliterate all the crazy shit growing in your gut.

It's gonna be one of those kinda drinkin' nights.

I own shares of Ford. Also robinhood is a bad idea if you have any actual money.

https://www.fool.com/investing/2018/05/20/robinhood-the-high-price-of-free-stock-trades.aspx

>>9573272
>Robinhood does first in first out for tax purposes
Jesus Christ

>>9573339

Yeah, it's a trap for cheap brainlets who don't want to walk into their banks and open a brokerage account.

>>9573358
>Walk into a bank
I opened both my TastyWorks and ToS account online. Even my IRA was all online.

>>9573397

I prefer the bank. I know a handful of people who opened online brokerage accounts, bank is better imo. They give you free shit like coffee and food, and it's nice to have all your tax shit ready in one place. They also mail you every k, q, proxy, and k-1.

I'm less familiar with how it works online. I know a lot of people who have to print their shit off online, and don't get a constant barrage of toilet literature. But regardless, robinhood FIFO still sucks.

>>9573272
>>9573339
>>9573358
>>9573457

What would you guys suggest then for a beginner if not Robinhood?

Keep an eye out for ENCE lads it’s hitting bottom soon bound to rise again. Easy chance to buy cheap

>>9574480
>p-please buy muh spic bags

>>9574522
Rude also it’s free money

>>9574647
I was fucking with you kek

Morning fellas how we doing. Any good prospects today? Are they gonna raise rates or let it rip a while longer?
T.uso options faggot

>>9574865
I think people took profits
Chink, nip and gook stocks got bogged

I believe today equities will tank no matter what Imo, even if against all odds the FED adopts a dovish stance, the EURUSD huge short positions would unwind causing margin calls and equity sell off
t. a macro retard brainlet

>>9574996
Lol sounds like a good time in gonna just watch my calls and be a bench warmer today.

> t. Macro retard brainlet
Top Kek

>>9575071
if I were less of a faggot, I would risk going long on treasuries (which are also very shorted)

What the fug.
I think the indices took a shit overnight

>>9575134
The Bogdanoff Organization IPO rumors m8
People are taking profits to buy BOG

>>9575151
It looks like SPY slid way more AH than it did during the day.
I deleveraged a ton already, so guess I'll start moving shit back from SPY to SPXL and TQQQ

>>9575106
Sounds exciting, might go in. Gotta diversify
> diversity is our strength
> brainlet.jpeg

>>9575202
Rumors say the Bogdanoff are also the owner of the following VERY lucrative businesses in France:
- the Senegalese street-hawkers selling souvenirs in the street
- the gypsy prostitution network and their wild monte card scams
- crepe and waffle street vendors

>>9575241
>crepe and waffle street vendors
Doubt it, however they are behind the cheese tacos vendors 100%.

>>9575279
>doubting the Bogs

>>9575292
Crêpes aren't very lucrative pêh.

>>9575304
you don't want to know their secret

WEED is almost at entry price retarded me got in January.

i would be very happy if i didn't also go into ACB at the same time, that's still 40% down

Good morning /smg/, how was your night?

>>9575400
hello my MREbro
I should one day buy one to try it
Maybe as my birthday meal

>>9575448
I've had a couple, there's a few tasty entrees but the sides and desserts are fantastic. Jalapeno cheese spread and the muffin tops are the best.

FDC is the gift that keeps on giving.

>>9575462
Hmmm
I will definitely buy one when AMRS goes to the moon

Any ausfags have any opinions on Oliver's?

ECB probably not rising their interest rates in 2018, maybe not even until Q2 2019. EUR will keep on dropping vs USD.

>>9575540
The EU has no choice but to keep low interest rates and rustling the jimmies of the German population.

I am expecting a Trump Tweet™ on this subject sometimes (on a sidenote, there has already been a measure taken by his administration aiming at cutting 10% of steel and aluminium imports from the EU).

A real dilemme for the guido central banker :
>keep low interest rates and wait for Empror Trump's wrath
>rise interest rates and see the shitholes of Europe (Spain, Italy, Greece, Portugal) sink further into the third-world hell and risk their populations demanding an exit from the Union

Plan 4 2day: RoCk HaRd eDiTiOn

NICE GAP DOWN >:D

Giving up much room for sexy long after fed shot post.

VOB price bouncing off MA.

>>9575601
The EU has already decided a 3% tariff on all US imports to be active in case they actually go with that threat.

Morning all

>>9575891
>not y'all
Filtered

>>9575709
it is nothing
The US has a net trade deficit with the EU
Short Arcelor pajeet

>>9575540
>ECB probably not rising their interest rates in 2018, maybe not even until Q2 2019. EUR will keep on dropping vs USD.
>>9575613
>Giving up much room for sexy long after fed shot post.

When you guys are talking about the fed shitpost, are you talking about the upcoming one on June 12-13?
Because I have no idea where you read that the federal reserve is meeting today.
Or are you guys referring to a shitpost by the ECB?

I keep hearing you guys refer to the fed shitpost as if it's the US feds meeting today or sometime this week, which they're not

>>9575929
The minutes from the last meeting are being released today I believe

>>9575613
Seeing the erect phalluses on RKG's graphs is honestly one of the few things that I look forward to every morning.

>>9575955
Ok. That would explain a lot. I'll look into that.
I always thought they were just released on the second day.

Let's discuss auto industry real fast. No need to get deep though.

1. Tesla is getting low enough I want to buy in
2. All auto stocks are extremely risky due to autonomous drive potentially killing demand.
3. Used car build up etc.

What are your thoughts on auto industry /smg/? Mine is the only decent investment in the space is Tesla, otherwise Id stay a million miles away because tech is going to shake the whole thing up.

>>9576003
CY

Trump better not fuck this up again

>>9576038
He is making America great again

Stock market is only money and shitty memes dude, chill

>>9576038
Real politik

he should stuff his cock in the market's asshole until closer to election then go completely dove. memory of voters is like 4 weeks so any shit he stirs now is free.

g'orning use all

>>9575241
Fomoing into the hot dog cart industry. Try and stop me lol surely I will ride the bogs coattails

>>9575999
nah they release the minutes for the meeting weeks ago to the public now. last minutes that came out were from march

>>9576132
Baggy watsup

How the fuck is Netflix not 150

>>9576173
Lack of growth potential I'd imagine.

They're competing against FREE after all.

>>9576184
$330 is way too high of a valuation, increasing costs, etc. Shit's a huge bubble and they are just inflating it more.

>>9576184
this desu

>>9576003
Don't wanna touch it, banks are handing out subprime auto loans and the last Ford ER cited increasing material costs as a large issue. Especially now with one of their biggest suppliers literally burnt to the ground. Automotive seems like a mess. Maybe buy stock in auto parts stores? I know plenty of people keeping their vehicles longer and longer.

>>9576003
I really think Ford is shooting themselves in the foot by doing away with most of thier models. A lack of consumer choice is seen as the reason they lost dominance in the auto industry in the 20s. Henry Fords famous line was “you can have a model T in any color you want, as long as it’s black. Other manufacturers were making many different models in many colors.
The used car industry is going to continue to grow for two reasons. One is the price of new cars is going up exponentially and people just can’t afford new ones. Second is the certified used cars, where you can buy a slightly used year old model for a huge discount and still get the warranty of a new vehicle. It just makes sense.

>>9576168
Can some one just sneak in there and ring the bell real fast? I got a lot of trading to do.

>>9576192
oh youre saying its too high?
i misread. i agree. im eager to see the effects of NN repeal on their profitability

>>9576223
I agree. It's a fucked industry between the glut of long auto loans and incoming waymo/uber/apple self driving market destroying demand for car ownership.

Even a slight drop off or unsteady "well see what happens next year" will kill the industry into a death spiral. People can put off buying a new vehicle for years once uncertainty hits

>>9576228
>Second is the certified used cars, where you can buy a slightly used year old model for a huge discount and still get the warranty of a new vehicle
this is a fantastic idea. whos doing this? ford? or some other entity?

i might get myself one. im sick of having to drive down south to get a 10-15yr old beater and having to fix it up and patch all the holes to get it to run for a couple years (at best).

>>9576003
Me would invest in auto driving car companies like Nvida

>>9576234
Yeah the pe ratio, absurd high valuation, and lukewarm originals. Netflix has been a busted mess and most of their stuff is average.

They are massively overrated and all the data mining in the world isn't going to tell them how to make a good show.

>>9576228
They were literally selling the Fusion and Taurus at a loss, there product line change is long overdue

>>9576264
Nah, the traditional cars manufacturers will be the ones making the self-driving cars in the first place. All the bigs (VW, Toyota, R-N) are in it.
Apple has 0 technichal knowledge on what they sell and don't touch manufacturing with a 10-foot pole, and this is coming from an Apple supplier.

>>9576264
I just keep my 95 Silverado going. It nickles and dimes me but it's damn near bulletproof. Nothing major ever that I can't fix in a few hours, most parts are always in stock in store too.

>>9576300
>Yeah the pe ratio, absurd high valuation, and lukewarm originals. Netflix has been a busted mess and most of their stuff is average
lel this is what makes everyone WANT to own them. so backasswards

>They are massively overrated and all the data mining in the world isn't going to tell them how to make a good show.
and now that people are stealing their model of having "netflix exclusive" or "HBO exclusive" etc, i think theyre gonna find their market a little more crowded with some serious competition.

>>9576321
You havent analyzed the # of autos required in such a situation. It drops off a cliff. 96%+ of a car's life is spent in park. The need to own a car or have 1 car per 1 person diminishes by 90%+.

The demand will drop like a rock too. People aren't going to go buy a new car when technology and insurance discounts are hitting and driving everything crazy. Watch Phoenix over the next year as waymo and others up supply of taxi service.

>>9576338
Netflix just seems to be desperately pumping out shovelware. Most of their shows even adaptations like altered carbon are mediocre.

The true innovation was no commercials.

>checks XOP and XLE
OOF
thanks goldman. guess ill fucking buy more you faggots

>>9576292
Most of them have it. Friend of mine just bought a year old truck for about 20k less than sticker with a full warranty cause it had several thousand miles on it. The dealership used it as a loaner for a time.
A few years ago I bought a 2 year old car for a good deal. Came with the manufacturers warranty and all.
Most dealerships here also run a used car lot. Just look around or ask them.

>>9576307
Line change is fine but they didn’t change anything, they just dumped most of thier line.

TLT is going to the moon, up .78%

>>9576322
Fuck I miss my 90 Silverado. Single cab short wheel base. Was sporty as fuck. Driving a 07 Silverado now. Trying to pay my debnts off so I hopefully can get something else next year. Looking at a used Colorado four door.

>>9576344
It's still a fuckhuge market for a fucking long time, because existing cars can't be converted easily into self-driving cars. I don't believe individual cars will go away neither, at least not totally. I mean, most people could do without a car nowadays, but choose to buy one anyway (I'm one of them).

Right now, from what I've seen, R-N and VW are extremely well set on the future market of self driving, R-N may have an edge with its new integrated electronics architecture rather than slapping another chip on top of the cake.

However, what's pretty sure is that the market is due for consolidation and mergers once the tech takes over.

Imagine being a cable company and spending so much money on live sports.

An IP you don't own.
That sells and builds streaming services while you pay huge money for TV rights
That has no long-term value or attachment.

The business minds in TV are 70 IQ blowing their cum into diseases live sport pussy because it gives them a momentary orgasm.

>>9576356
>Netflix just seems to be desperately pumping out shovelware
they know people are dumb enough to buy it. plus they know, you cant get laid if you cant invite chicks over to "netflix and chill". theyve seized the means of reproduction

>The true innovation was no commercials.
ha yeah but they sneak in tons of product placement in their shows and get paid for it. the new twin peaks was like this (i know, not on netflix but its a good example). ol david lynch prolly got boatloads of cash by putting all those ads in his show.

>>9576371
damn, ive been so fed up with cars after nearly getting my legs sheared off in a horrific traffic accident. havent even looked into getting a new one. this is a great deal desu. especially with a warranty. thats the shit part about used ones, youre always out on your own

>>9576397
It's too risky of a market to have long-term money in. It just reeks of chaos and unpredictability which is cancer to investment. If self-driving takes off the cars will be sold as bulk fleet deals to google/apple/uber or whoever has the technology.

In any case even a dent in demand will have wide-market impact. It's also the reaction to this loss of demand that matters. Once the writing is on the wall the stocks will become hot potatoes wondering how they can survive the new era where 1 car can do the work of 20.

>>9576418
I don't think the attachment is that high. HBO go, Hulu, or amazonprime and chill works just as well.

hey long bonds wasnt such a bad idea after all eh?

>>9576396
The 350 small block and the 4L60 Transmission is so reliable. I always know when I turn my key it will start and I'll get to where I need to go. Gas mileage is trash but I love driving it. Got like 219k miles, I'm going to run it right into the grave.

>>9576232
Oh boy that's a bad idea, bogs will unleash they're earth if we tried to pull a fast one

>>9576438
still, its streaming services in charge of relationships. its weird. my last girl always wanted to watch streaming bullshit instead of fugging, or going outside and doing anything. i fucking hated it. modern women are fucking poison

>>9576459
bring it. im gonna be real bummed out if today turns out to be another +/-0.25% day till 2oclock. i miss those shanghai stock market simulator 3.5% days up and down. that was fun as shit. i made SO much fucking money

CNBC has become peak boomer

>>9565862
would short

>>9576517
I get painfully bored of netflix after about 1 show binge for a few months. Guess that's what happens when I am someone that still reads books and am not used to the taste of vile shit plot.

>>9576521
haha how so? are they telling everyone to go consumer staples and write calls? cuz thats not even the worst idea to do with some of your portfolio

>>9576425
The technology already exists. Navya is already selling self-driving cabs and it hasn't rekt the market. I took such a cab this week-end and it wasn't bad at all.

Just in case, if I wanted to go in this ride I would degenerately gamble on auto parts manufacturers rather than cars manufacturers tho.

>>9576532
Honestly, as bad as Stephen King can write, shows writers are a hundred times worse.
Under the Dome was a travesty of something that was already shit to begin with. It's not only netflix, it's the whole industry.

>>9576418
Story pls

>>9576450
Lucky bastard. I got 200k on my 07. Hoping to keep it as a beater when I get my newer one. Some old man showed up to work the other day with a 90 model similar to mine. I begged him to sell it but he wouldn’t.

>>9576517
I hope something happens the past few days have been uneventful, in my opinion.
Hate flat days. Last week was great for my calls this week, meh

>tvix at 5.06
Am I still boned?

NEW THREAD

>>9576553

NEW THREAD

>>9576553

>>9576536
They just won't get rid of any personalities so they have boomer anchors that are going senile like Kudlow and co. The weird rambly talks with awkward pauses are just hitting new highs.

>>9576532
>I get painfully bored of netflix after about 1 show binge for a few months
yeah this binge watching thing is garbage. theres no way i can enjoy watching a show for 8 hours straight. shes like
>omg anon the new season of stranger things is out, lets watch it all weekend
>fuck dat, i wanna go skinny dipping in a rock quarry, its summer
>but we have AC and movies to watch anon-kun
>mfw

Web Bull just launched their version of commission free trading phone app, going to give it a look. Looks better than RH obviously from a chart and info perspective

Forgot to post Monday and tuesday.
So far 100% this week.