/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>9680590
first to post

hope you did your buying during the dips. today we resumed the bull

In about 5 minutes this thread is going to be about politics and shit posting. But for now it's time to let the green candles grow!

FUCK YOU MARKET

FUCKING BULL RETARDS
YOU WILL BUY AT ANY PRICE SO WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT
WAHTS THE GOD DAMN POINT OF THE MARKETS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>9680590
Friendly reminder that the Bogs have just baited many people to enter back into the market and will crash this coaster with no survivors tomorrow.

>he didnt buy the bank dip

who else sitting at 10 this afternoon?

>>9680622

don't bet against winners commie. you'll lose :p

>>9680622
better luck next time

>>9680628
I bought the JNJ dip instead

god I hope Italy crashes this market with no survivors

Went long on amazon (call option 12/2022 @1100) and tencent (50 shares) today

>>9680626

reminder, this market is smoking crack and will gap up tomorrow.

>>9680648
I bought both

>>9680630


bruuuuhhhhh all my shit's pumping last 5 mins just went to a 10

small specs absolutely panic covering their shorts

>Down 4.5 Yesterday
>Hold
>Up 8% Today
Yay!

>>9680658
>Went long on amazon (call option 12/2022 @1100)
did you drop ~70k in a call ?

Whelp look like going be carrying bags awhile RIP, today was worse trade in journal

>>9679562
>>9679570
Yes! Me I.Q. ~85 kek
Me only have bfs whose expecting over 3.2% and winning trade over 62%

>>9679970
This good or bad for CAD?

>>9680746
Good.

Iron Mike just did a hostile takeover of box.

>>9680658
>amazon (call option 12/2022 @1100)
I dont trade options but this seems like a really weird option

>>9680746
>This good or bad for CAD?

The currency? I dunno. I don't think it will help it much against USD but may have benefit for some of the other forex pairs.

>>9680622
buy from the bears sell to the bulls

>>9680798
It is a very safe contract in fact
But from my option screeners, I can't view post-2020 expiration. 70k is my guess for the cost of this contract

I remember talking about having enough capital to buy 100 AMZN shares and sell weekly OTM covered on them. A simple strategy that nets you 1k$ per week

>>9680844
he already sold everything to the bulls and is crying cause what he sold wasn't his and the bulls aren't giving it back so Lenny the Loan Shark is going to fucking murder him.

News stations speaking of absolute recovery
Completely
Time for a Golden Bull sandwich followed by a Golden Bull Coffee and maybe later, a Golden Bull nap

>>9680746
Hahaha I hope you hold your retarded shorts through the whole golden bull run like the faggot cu ck you are.

>85 iq
rofl

>>9680849
couldnt you just be sort VIX for a similar effect?

>>9680849
>I remember talking about having enough capital to buy 100 AMZN shares and sell weekly OTM covered on them.

I remember you talking about that. Did you decide to proceed with that plan? How is it going?
Why did you change your plan from short term (weekly) to long term (2022)?!?

>>9680796
50 bux EOY

>>9680883
>Golden Bull nap

I bought 2020 AMD calls 15 when it was 12.50

It's finally paying off. How long should I sit on them? I can sell or buy any amount of times I want, it's in an IRA

>>9680883
>>9680941
Bullshit, there ain't no rest for the wicked.

ok fuck it applying to trade options

will this get me approved?

>>9680952
You guys buy some really fucking weird options.

>>9681004
Anons who don't understand the greeks go for LEAPS to try and avoid them entirely.

>>9680590
>adds CNBC, fox and bloomberg
>removes my autistic podcast
WHAT THE FUCK, MUH VIEWS
Grim, you are objectively the worst tripfag we have, you've never done it correctly

>>9680918
>>9680792
Kek, both screw you! Me will be best trader in America by eoy

>>9680801
Oh yeah that's a good point ughhhh

>>9680941
>mfw taking golden bear nap....

Oh jeez losing trade making me morbid, gonna step away from posting for rest of day before start posting dead hookers whew

>>9681055
Oh god THAT WRONG PICTURE mods plz no ban
That last post for today swear
Pls delete and no ban ;_; bye

>>9680963
should I check all of this garbage?

>>9681055
This isn't some anime kid, we are betting real fucking money here kid with real world consequences, kid. Quit being such a weirdo and take your medicine.

>>9680699
I gave up trying toe predict this market. It's a rollercoaster. I was sure that the news of tariffs being back on last night would cause a tanking, but it's roaring back. And it could retrace all gains back down tomorrow. Worst market i've seen in a long time, this is bear country, gotta start rethinking my distribution.

>>9681080
That's fine.

>>9681071
Are you retarded or just plain stupid?

>>9681055
lol

>>9680883
News station economics is devoid of reality, it's puff pieces to fill the time slot to sell for advertisers.

You can't call a recovery in one day, dummy. You look at AT MINIMUM one business quarter.

>>9681094
>he didnt buy the Trump dip
>he didnt buy the tariff dip
>he didnt buy the italy dip

Dont you get it yet?

>>9681093
>>9681080
I'm not getting approved am i?

>>9681111
Ive never been more confident in my trading career and analysis of the SP500 that a golden bull run will occur since the 1950s
SPARE ME

>>9681111
I'm pretty sure that credit is still pretty easy to obtain, and that means golden fucken bull!

>>9681095
>>9681071
Fucking trip fags on /smg/ seriously need to get their shit together. First fab5guy gets banned for posting gay porno and now reluctant kneepad girl is posting weird necrophilia type shit. Y'all need Jesus.

>>9681127
Dude stfu you are. Just finish the damn thing and gamble with your online friends on /smg/ friendo. What's the worst that could happen?

>>9681144
thanks based
if I get approved what should my first options trade be? I'll let /smg/ decide

>>9680921
In a way, you are right
But I think selling covered call on a stock you are bullish on and you want to hold for a long-time is safer.

>>9680923
nah I wish I had that kind of capital (163k$ as of today)
I just noticed that with AMZN, even selling predictable weeklies calls can net you 1000$. The kind of money you can definitely live off on.

It was just a remark on the strategy of this anon >>9680658
If I understood right he spent ~70k for a long term call on AMZN...

get paid tomorrow should i yolo pile everything in golden bull style or wait for a meme dip

>>9681174
Don't let /smg/ decide, you don't want pajeet or the untermensch giving you a meme stock portfolio. Put your larger amount of cash in safe stocks that will grow and gamble with what you feel comfortable with, /biz/ always does the opposite of this.

RKG just got Btfo
RIP

>>9681226
Just go weed lmao stocks bro if you don't know. 6 business days later and the ship will launch to the moon.

>>9681226
set a limit order

>>9681231
thanks for the advice sempai

>>9681234
hahahahaha

>>9681234
>>9681253

>retarded tripfag on chinese cartoon forum daytrades with 400 dollars and finds it's harder than it thought

my noggin

>>9681243
just buy the end of august calls on spy that are closes to 10 cents each.

>>9681242
I bought MJ calls today, I hope this works. I don't even like pot.

>>9681272
It wasn't even the plethora of penis charts, but dead hooker anime that lead to the ban.

>>9681127
Why are you checking the wrong box there? You know those questions are just them saying "hey, wanna play with options? ()No () Yes () Very Yes"

>>9681273
cant wait to be called 10 cent by boomberg

Hahahaha holy shit I hope nobody here had CRSP.

>>9681234
kek

>>9681322
holy shit

>>9681322
Not so crisp anymore

>>9681341
FDA trials flunked, looks like. Gonna have farther to drop.

>>9681284
I think CNW.V could get you more returns but it should be ok.

>>9681335
What was the post?

>>9681374
>>9681284
Meant CBW.V

>>9681387
I can't re-post it for fear of being b&, but there was anime of what looked like hookers and I don't think they were breathing.

>>9681322
>>9681371
I don't think it is that drastic

It might be a buying opportunity if one can understand the science and unravel the clinical trial reports

I remember ICPT getting bogged to 54 because of unrelated deaths of patients who happened to also take their Ocaliva drug. Lord Shkreli triggered a buy rating from his cell and it was a very good call

>>9681374
If I'm doing a macro play I don't want to bet on a specific company, especially not a weedstock. And if I was, it wouldn't be that one, because it's not optionable, it would be Canopy or something

>>9681387
Weird necrophilia type shit... We have some of the weirdest tripfags on 4chan who love getting banned posting stupid shit like gay porn like Big5gay.

>>9680590
fuck company travel i literally missed out on selling at 10x returns because of one
should i just dump my bags right now or what

funny that people that weren't even in the thread i was b& in talk as if they were there lol.. it wasn't gay porn you gullible fucking sheep

>>9681467
it's okay Big5Guy we won't judge you
It is already 2018 ffs

>>9681467
So many haters and liars on this board. Mine as well be Reddit.
Big5 did nothing wrong

>>9681467
Nothing gay about admiring the rippling muscles of another mans thighs right?

>>9681462
hindsight is 20/20
its not like you could have sold at the exact peak anyways
place limit orders but then you'll be all 'oh no my limit order was slightly too low or slightly too high' or 'oh no I market sold right before the pump'

>>9681322
holy kek hahahaha

Oh my, what happened to Teekay Tankers today?
>look up tanker rates
>up across the board
>suezmax rates up 160% over last week

Goddamn. Is this the beginning of the long awaited rebound?

>>9681467
If that wasn't gay porn I don't want to know what is.

>>9681467
we support you b5. come out of the closet its not healthy to deny who you are. this is a safe space

>>9681498
I should have bought more is what happened

>>9681467

>trust me i would know what gay porn is

looks like this image is no longer needed

>>9681522

>>9681532
Are they going to profit on some rich oil guys arbitrage play on the difference between wti and brent?

No resolution in Europe. GDP and consumer numbers revised down. Market up. Makes perfect sense.

>>9681559
I hope so
If they could actually make money for once that would be cool

>>9681577
It's the sign of a healthy economy.

>>9681541
>>9681559
NAME FAGS

>>9681577
The robots interpreted it as no new rate hike. They will be in for a surprise.

>>9681080
What is this?

anyone subscribe to bloomberg? shit is like $60/mo

>>9681619
Yeah but now they're pricing in no rate hike, so when there is a rate hike, it's going to get priced in again.

>>9681662

>paying for things on the internet

>>9681658
application to trade bonds on my broker

>that 30 year old boomer that trades stocks

>>9681669
options*

>>9681619
The FED is hellbent on raising rates and for what? The economy is not picking up steam. Fuck if we are not currently in a recession we are not far from it. Are they raising to cut into the recession? That's the only reasoning I can come up with. I've fucking had it with the debt market. At least with Italian bonds taking a shit the US has company in higher yield western bonds and by higher we're looking at 3%. Some recovery. We're fucked.

>>9681679
options

>>9681726

>>9681726
Umm listen sweetie, Trump fixed the economy and now we have to raise rates so it looks like he crashed the economy and they'll be able to replace him in 2020.

>>9681777
tripple 7's confirm fed stratagem
really though 2001 was caused by rates too fast hopefully the fed's learned their lesson

>>9681679
>>9681768

starting to think this is the only way. i'm beating the SP500 by over 12% YTD and it's still just slow as hell. i suppose there are always people losing their ass though. at least i've got that going

>>9681777
C H E C K E D

>>9681777
true if big

bagholdy why you delete yur get?

>>9681808
>>9681831
What waz it?

>>9681850

>>9681850
Basically that Trump fixed the economy so the FED is going to crash it to get him out in 2020.

>>9681859
delete this! It was a joke!!

(((they))) deleted his post

>>9681859
Nice screengrab. That could be plausible is Mr. Yellen were still manning the FED but Powell was hand picked by Trump. Why would he fuck GEOTUS?

Fresh Podcast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zJt9jEzx58&feature=youtu.be
Good news: I got the freshest drama in
Bad news: I got 30 minutes of unusable interviews with normies because my mic sucks. The wind and fuzz was terrible, I brought it home and sperged out because I couldn't understand what was being said.
I'll redo it >:(

>>9681859
based capture, thank you for grabbing it

>>9681983
You should get into asmr

WWR is getting ready to do something, I can feel it in my bones.

Also bought some June $60 MU puts today

>>9681983
>I'm not a freaken' weeb
FILTERED

>>9681983
Sell KO!
Buy NWL

As someone who has never touched a publicly traded company - how is this complicated? Is it just a simple as buy low, sell high, don't make drastic decisions?

>>9682079
you forgot the 'get bogged, lose everything' step

>>9682079
Yes, remove emotions and realize that overtime the value of a stock tends to rise. You’ll do well. I didn’t expect to get 20% returns my first month. Also, don’t be afraid to jump on a meme, but only once in a while.

>Interviews got scrapped
Comfy let us down again!

>>9682099
CHECK’D
Comfy please deliver a special Friday edition of the podcast with fresh normie interviews.

HERE COME THE BOGS

RIGHT ON TIME

>>9682099
>>9682108
I TRIED BUT MY MIC SUCKED
I have to get an outdoor microphone, then I'll be able to do it. My indoor one didn't work outside with the wind and back ground noise

>>9682002
I'll do a cucumber eating and chip eating special at 100 subs >:)

>>9682116
NANI

>>9682116
LMFAO

Those guys are getting mighty sneaky. They must have taught Iron Mike everything he knows.

>>9682116
nuttin personel

>>9682116
DRRRDUUMMMPPPFFFF NOOOOO

>>9682116
EU just can’t catch a break these days

>>9682139
not fair
just cause they woke up late today

>>9682116
https://www.wsj.com/articles/u-s-plans-to-hit-eu-with-steel-aluminum-tariffs-1527713954

es_F gapping down

>>9682205
wish I didnt have delayed data

>aluminum tariffs
>NWL owns Reynolds wrap

>>9682205
If this is thinkorswim, you cant get realtime for free. Just search on YouTube and follow the steps. If it doesn't work but you followed all the steps, use their live hat and they'll square ya up straight away they have a known bug

>>9682242
nah thats tradingview

>>9682205
NOOOOOOOOOOO I bought at the close

>>9682205
they barely moving
are you meming me?

>>9682265
please

I want the big crash

What are you guys planning to buy during the trade war sale?

>>9682271
Im sure you do, but the Feddie isnt going to let you scoop up cheap shares for next 50 years, Sorry not sorry! Based

>>9682284
VIXY

wew look at X after hours

holding hmny since $25

>>9682284
Short euro buy us steel

>>9682309
forgot image

>>9682312
Post proof

fyi consumers dropped harder than 2008 and 1929 already

If you arent buying these
Woof woof I dont know what to tell you

Futures waiting for Nikkei open to Bog or what?

>>9682572
its chill bruh green day

>>9682419
what anime/manga is this

>>9681467
They're busting your balls. They know it was just a pic of your legs.
Also, subscribing to "Chat with Traders", thanks!

>>9682720
Poppa Teama Ebica

>>9681322
Kek. I saw that. It's so beautiful when a meme finally pops.

>>9681335
RIP in pieces.
Hope RKG didn't get perma'd

>>9681662
No, just WSJ.

>>9681774
Yup.

>>9681891
While we're at it...
>pic related
I bought more puts on Tuesday and today for realsies tho

>>9682720

What to buy before computex

>>9682720
pop team epic

>>9681983
That's unfortunate. Sorry, senpai

>>9682116
Ha! Sold my SPY calls around 1pm or 2pm.
The gains were freaking me the fuck out.
U N C O M F O R T A B L E
G A I N S

I didn't cash out my TLT puts though. They're long term, but I'm wondering if I'm going to be able to buy more at an even better deal with these new tariffs.
Also, Trump said the trade war is still on with China. Just dropped that shit right out of nowhere in the middle of the Italy meltdown.

>>9682907
based trump reigning in the delusional bullfags

>>9682419
I bought more KHC, and either PEP or GIS. I'm excited.
Consumer discretionaries might be one of the first things I try to train my ML algorithm to go after. These are sweet for FA and value investing.

>>9682929
every few years an important sector goes on sale
after OPEC 2014 it was oil
Now it's consumer non-cyclical
Dont get left behind boys

>>9682079
You can get into options trading, that's always fun. Instead of betting on direction, you can bet on direction, magnitude, and timing all at once. Gain 400% in a day, or more likely lose everything

someone poke hmny with a stick. DO SOMETHNG

>>9683184
>gets delisted

>>9683210
Don't do that to me man

Does anyone have a screen cap of futures? Maybe we can get an idea of what things will look like tomorrow.

>>9683338
https://www.tradingview.com/chart/X7y5hLKx/

>>9683348
>RSI and MACD

>>9683381

:^)

>>9683381
You make me feel like this (>>9683348) is a trap.

>>9683381

did this meme catch on cause it's so bad?

>>9683417
you can turn off the MACD and RSI things at the bottom if you want... just click the little X

>>9683417
Dont listen to that TA scam
Only use Monthly technical, anything less is wrong
Only use line chart or pointandfigure, no candles, Im serious

>astrology is bullsh-

>>9683471
Link for the curious
https://lunatictrader.com/moon-cycles-in-the-markets/
Unironically buy into the market crashing in September - October like the site implies

>>9683471
>3 days after the full moon is this friday

>>9683529
SVXY = green period
TVIX = red period

IT'S PRINTING FREE MONEY

RHT a shit.

>>9683471
You can buy stock market prediction software based on various lunar cycles.
10/10 based would buy

AMD baby

AMD.

274 Friday so far.

>>9683754
hopefully u sold some upside covered calls yesterday as res as 10yr % recovers

What’s with all the deleted posts? Sorry but I spent the afternoon waging and yelling at my ex.

>>9684004
Disregard females, acquire currency

>>9684004
RKG lost all of his money then started posting pictures of dead hookers.

>>9684029
I’m trying but my benis won’t let me
>>9684046
Kek. So no autistic charts and crudely drawn dicks for a few days?

I got the free trial of the lunar trading software, it's staying in the red period until open on June Second.
I'm going to play options on the software with calls and puts on SPY following it's sage wisdom to track it

>>9684004
Sry about your ex, just buy a new korean one

When do I close a position?

I earned up to $60 by buying 9.26 unit of NVDA stocks at $243.

Charts show that it will keep growing.

HMNY is going to $0.25 on Friday and up to $2.5 next week. Not exact numbers, but I'm autistic and like to keep my numbers neat. They're pretty much the best entry/exit points anyway. Get those limit orders set if you want to make an easy 10x.

Today was killer. In my RH account I have 6K invested and 4k in cash ready to buy market corrections at all times. I was drooling during yesterdays dip. At the end of the trading day yesterday I dumped all 4k in some ETFs and a couple 3x leveraged ETFs. Watched my portfolio go up 3% today and yanked the 4K back out. Nice 120 dollaroo scalp.

>>9684408
Why?

>>9684408
$2.50. Heh, you wish. Actually, I wish too.

>>9684468
What ETFs? I'm particularly interested in the leveraged ETFs. I have some money in UDOW.

>>9684468
you GOTTA start doing options, you'd be up 4000 today

>>9681322
>buy CRSP at $24
>buy more at $32
>sell some at $48
>sell more at $55
>sell more at $69
>oh no it dropped 20%

>>9684835
>The therapy involves extracting stem cells from a patient’s bone marrow and editing them with CRISPR in the lab. Once infused back into the patient, the idea is that the edited cells would give rise to healthy red blood cells.
oh man i feel like i missed the boat.
are you buying back in? feel like meme potential from here is limited.

>>9684835
>>9684899
I just shorted 13K worth, and all major indices futures are down. Hopefully bear market tomorrow.
Also first person to get dubs chooses my trip name (and if they get trips they get to choose password)

>>9684915
t.bearBTFO

>>9684915
Anonymous, with no password

>>9684967
>me in pic
What are your market plays for tomorrow though? I held SPY and DKS since market open today, I just sold SPY and I'm shorting CRSP now.
>>9684989
Close but no cigar

>>9684629
If you want a safe way to double your money by the end of the year using ETFs, check out UVXY. It's near all time lows but the financials look good and management and the fund managers are reshuffling the portfolio for growth. Analysts expect $25-$30 by end of year. Kind of boring but good to hold for a few months.

>>9685011
im a brainlet so I bought 10 IQ puts.

Never short a meme.

>>9685021
anon, to hold UVXY corp one's gotta have literal iron hands.

I bought it cause I thought the market was overbought then proceeded to hold for 2 weeks while I got justed. I finally gave in and 3 days later Drumpff starts the China Fud. Just fuck my ahit up

>>9685021
I'm okay with some boring stocks, I'm trying to do 50% long term 50% /smg/ take the wheel
But gains? I never refuse. Thanks for the advice.
>>9685032
Nice, what price did you get it at?
>>9685059
How much did you lose?

>>9680667
LUL what even is this logic

>>9685096
> What price did you get in at
25 dollar call for 1.10, currently at 0.93 so -150 dollars

> How much did you lose?
About 450 dollars which was 1/6th of my poorfag portfolio at the time

Tomorrow's gonna be SO green.

>>9685767
Bears are retarded, bond market melting down and they think stocks are going to crash lmao

>>9684915
TysonCFO

>>9685767

just give it too me already. ready to stop wagecucking

just sold all my Qantas stock
hope I won't regret it

>>9680590
what happened to that comfy mock hedge fund site that someone from this general was making? think it was called autism inc. or something like that

>>9684332
sell everything

>>9685934
how long ago did you buy?

>tfw still bagholding amp

>>9685825
>he doesnt realize the trade war is back on

>>9686396
Literally a non-event only retail plebs care about

Big daddy institutional investors are more worried about interest rates increasing from 5000 year lows and central bank stimulus programmes coming to an end(ECB, BoJ, PBoC), there's also the oil glut coming to an end and rapid depletion in fields due to no investment from the 2014 crash which could push oil prices to $140/barrel again. Ouch! that'll really tank profits not some meme tariff being raised 2%

>>9680590
Who here getting just'd by this bitch

Should I just cut my losses?

Have done very well otherwise

>>9686376
january at around $5
only piece of shit asx stock that has made me any money so far so I figured I may as well take profits on something

>>9681983
Thanks for the info on the blood magic. You rock comfy.

Nikkei, filling the gap!

Plays for tomorrow?
Load up on SPY calls since all the tech earnings aren't for another 2~ months?

CRM mooned I think Workday might moon too.
Not touching GME too spooky I can see it going either way.

Trade war launched.
The US has put $1.8 billions in tariffs on EU metals, EU puts 3.4 billions in tariffs on US goods in retaliation.

>>9685096
If you want want long term gains, my friend, you’ve come to the right thread.
I would split your money between OKTA, SHOP, SAIL, and NEWR (all of which are recommended by Montly fool). But to be honest, I haven’t bought NEWR, and just don’t know about the company to give a convicted recommendation on that one.
The others I either own, or have been trading in and out of for about a month. And in a month I’ve made 23% return on my investment. Granted I went into SDRL on the ground floor, but look for yourself how much these stocks have gone up in the past month. Tremendous returns and growth.
Not sure how long the bull market will last, but whenever there is another crash I recommend buying into these companies for sure.

>>9686912
Is this good or bad for the market??

>>9685877
Check’d.

>>9687199
Probably bad if you invested in EU steel or US consumers.

>>9687215
Good for US steel though, eh?
Maybe a company like X (That’s the symbol) would be good for anons with money to invest right? Could be a nice quick swing.

>>9687230
maybe but trump could be just using it as leverage and steel might not benefit from it at all

>>9687230
Probably a little buff but fundamentally it's probably not the best trade. The EU steel industry has an edge over the US industry because of its tech level, not because of the price tag.

>>9687266
>>9687272
Damned 4D chess. Almost got me.

>>9687336
Trump probably does that for internal political approval rather than for an actual, proven macroeconomic goal.

>>9684629
My favorite long-term ETFs are SOXX, ITA, VOO, and IGM

The 3x leveraged ETFs I use to scalp on market dips or sector dips are UDOW, SOXL, DFEN (this was actually a year-long hold for me because defense was killing it in 2017), and EDC. Be very careful with these. Make sure when you buy the market dips that they dip HARD--like when the non-leveraged market/sector goes down a good 1.5-3% (the specific sector usually dips the hardest). These 3x leveraged ETFs are meant to decay towards $0--and noted in their prospectus--and should only be used for short-term or day trading. I have been burned real badly in the past. But this technique had helped me greatly our-perform the market the past few years.

Trade war? Poomp it

>>9687487
>that pic
LOOL source?

>>9687512
>implying I know
probably some deviant art garbage

Up we go.
Based Grenoblois, based Caledoniens

>>9687574
The tariffs only made you stronger.... maybe Trudeau was right.

Lmao futures green on tariffs, the sight of this pisses me off and im not even short.

>>9687717
It was probably already priced in. I think the markets feared that Trump would ask for a hard cap (quotas) in imports (which they can't really get around). After all they can always make the consumer pay the tariffs.

>>9687336
I fucking called on Emperor Trump's wrath at the EU

The underlying aim of Trump is the EUR weakness

Today, the inflation rate in the Eurozone is above 2%

I can't see Luigi Donatello Draghi hiking rate since that would rekt Italy/Greece/Spain/Portugal
And not hiking rate will see further sanctions by the US.

Short BMW/Volkswager/Mercedes-Benz guys

>>9688257
>Today, the inflation rate in the Eurozone is above 2%
No it's not. It's 1.2%

Trump enacted tariffs for political reasons. EU just enacted tariffs worth twice as much on US goods as retaliation. Trum will probably enact new tariffs on german cars, but you should probably short every US company exporting to EUR because another wave of countertariffs will come if he does so.

>>9688282
just keep being delusioned and blindly believe in the EU kiddo

>>9688348
90% of the high-end cars in the US are european. Even with tariffs, nobody with enough brain and money will ever want to buy burger shitboxes and you know it.

You are the one delusional here

>>9688377
I don't debate on the internet
it is pointless
I am short EUR and the euro market for now

How come nobody here talks about china tech stocks, IQ, Huya, Bili, YY. Its a no brainer, they are undervalued compared their western counterparts with no competition to them and a much much larger potential audience

>>9688393
Yep. Sorry for your losses btw, Trump just offered the euro markets a green day and the EUR a nice rebound.

>>9688410
eurodrone, stay cucked and delusional

>>9688422
>Trump cucks burgers out of quality cars
>cucklords praise him
Have fun with your GM turd-on-wheels.

>>9688397
not interested in getting chinked through obvious manipulation

pls lads
how to trade stocks in uk

>>9684915
Cpt. NiggerFace

>>9686354
This?

>>9686354
https://autismincorporated.org/

>>9684915
FritzlFan

>>9684915
>>9688733
DO IT FAGGOT

What keeps Degiro from stealing my money? Local financial law enforcement? EU?

>>9686912
>EU retaliates with more
Ha. This is gonna be good.
Isn't the US at a deficit with basically anyone that isn't Africa?

>>9687188
Can confirm that SHOP is great.
Next AMZN.

>>9688348
>What are trucks?
No, really. People really buy that shit here. Especially poor people (i.e. main consumers)
Also, Toyota and Honda are more popular.

>>9684915
Rolling again for Cpt. NiggerFace

>>9688784
You lost senpai :^)

look >>9688733

>>9687740
>After all they can always make the consumer pay the tariffs.
Not without a gun to my head.
I will always buy the cheapest car.

>>9688733
WINRAR

>>9688784
>Ha. This is gonna be good
For some US businesses maybe, it will be shit for US citizens I think. Consumer prices on anything imported will go trough the roof.
>Isn't the US at a deficit with basically anyone that isn't Africa?
Yep.

>>9688397
I talk about them.
All chink tech is for Jews. You're getting conned.
They only exist in China while US tech companies compete on a global scale.
Furthermore, Chinese corporations are scams propped up by the government. They CANNOT lose money because their revenues will just get pumped by tax revenues to keep any domestic delusion of Chinese superiority afloat.
The chink tech corporations are a mere extension of the Chinese government.
>no brainer, indeed, fren

>>9688377
Nobody buys burger shit boxes, they're gone from the market (Ford)
Burgers buy Toyota and Honda, not Volkswagen.
Burgers don't buy American cars as much as they don't buy European cars.
Also,
>trucks
There's a whole world of pick-up truck enthusiasm that eurocucks will never see or understand.

>>9687717
>>9688951
If we open green today, next thread is
A U T I S T I C
G A I N S
E D I T I O N

>>9689093
>Burgers buy Toyota and Honda, not Volkswagen.
Apparently, 90% of the high-end car market in the US is euro cars. Trump is also going to put tariffs on jap cars. He wants to cuck you guys into buying Ford.

>>9688397
Yeach, that's a good question. Some of those stocks, Bili for example, have been very rewarding lately. And have some good growth potential.

I assume that general knowledge of them is weaker... they get little coverage in media compared to US based companies, not so many US/EU analysts and journalists writes about them... they're relatively unknown in western sphere.

Thus, they're not very well known on /biz/ too.

>>9689119
I think mainly just the highest end cars are European -- Ferrari, Lamborghini
For the lower end of sports cars, there's the Challenger, Mustang, and Tesla.
American sedans are shit tho desu.
I don't think anyone in the US thinks of shit like Volkswagen as nice. I think nogs do like Mercedes

>>9689168
VW also own Audi, it's pretty popular too.

>>9689093
>They CANNOT lose money because their revenues will just get pumped by tax revenues to keep any domestic delusion of Chinese superiority afloat.

So, how is this a bad investment for a year or two again?

>>9689198
These companies obey the chink guberment not their shareholders
Also
>accounting integrity
>chinks
Choose and only one


Just look at all the "investments" companies like Tencent or Alibaba do
Imo they are just disguised bailout of failing chink companies

>>9689191
Yeah, I've seen some Audis, but it doesn't have brand recognition like Mustang, Tesla, Ferrari, etc.

>>9689198
The ones that remain propped up at a market failure are at the discretion of the chink government. Their stock market is significantly more emotionally driven.
I don't trust any wild gains to be made and I don't trust the extent to which the government will keep their memes propped up.

>>9689168
Tariff on german cars are bad for the Germans. Period.

I can't fathom how one can invert the following logic : the ones who have been buying foreign products want to stop buying them and it is somehow bad for them and not for the foreign companies that have been making them...

A protip I got after years of being a retail salesman : consumers don't need anything: in reality, they only want something that is being shilled to them and what is on offer.

After banning german meme cars, American consumers will just buy other brands that are being offered to them. Period.

>>9689260
Ferrari is an euro brand my dude.

>>9689292
>Trump is turning the US car market into a USSR-tier lada market
jej

>>9689236
>accounting integrity
That's where I've been going with how the government may play with the company's balance sheets.
>Tencent "investments"
Yup. I heard the chink government pressures them into investing in companies that are advantageous or strategic for the Chinese government -- like that stupid meme they keep pushing about
>world leader in AI by 2030
yeah fucking right.

But, furthermore, with Tencent, how is the chink government incentivizing them to make these nationally strategic investments? Where's the carrot and stick? Uncanny and unnerving, isn't it?
The US government doesn't have that kind of ability to hold a knife to a company's throat.
We had a few bail-outs, but the chink government has some next level interplay with their corporations.

>>9689297
I know.
It's luxury though, not just high end. How many Americans actually own a fucking Ferrari?

>>9689292
I agree. I don't think the Germans will be able to successfully "pass off the tariffs to the consumers"

Good morning /smg/, how was your night? NOK is treating me surprisingly well!

Who else here at /all time highs/?

>>9689292
Also, don't forget : for each tariff Trumps creates, there will be a retaliatory tariff at least as harmful on US goods.
Better short US consumers.

>>9683067
>consumer non-cyclical
Which are the major stocks of this

Morning all

The US luxury car market is mostly BMW, Mercedes, Audi, and a little bit of Lexus (Toyota). American brands like Cadillac and Lincoln are basically dead

However, a LOT of the "German" luxury cars for the American market are actually made in factories in the US (in non-union "right to work" states like Alabama), because there was already a 2.5% tariff before Trump even got there

So this isn't going to affect them much, I don't think. Like most trade regulations it mostly protects the big established companies against any newcomers.

>>9689309
Yeah, and your shitty german car companies won't be getting them dollaridoo tendies no more
And once that happen, I wonder what would happen to all those German factories that won't have access to the US market.

>>9689347
They will simply sell less cars. Or they will cut prices and say goodbye to their fat margins.

>>9689321
When you look into Chink companies corporate structure, it is a shitfest. There are so many subsidiaries and non-controlling interest that it is very easy fr them to hide shenanigans in their balance sheets.
Protip : whenever you see Tencent/Alibaba/JD make an IPO of one of their subsidiaries, don't touch it because it really is an exit scam (you can usually read in their filings some "strategic asset exchanges" which i basically a toxic asset swapping)

Read the articles on BABA : https://deep-throat-ipo.blogspot.com/

>>9689363
lel and the US is in net trade deficit with the EU

You don't like logic do you ?

>>9689350
I had a thought of something last night. If a bank borrows money at 1.75% to loan it out at 4% but inflation is really 2.26% the bank is literally just going to get bogged.

>>9689403
So what ? As long as the US sells things on the EU markets they will be affected by the tariffs. That's the fucking whole point of retaliatory tariffs : if the US tariffs EU goods for $2 billions, the EU tariffs US goods for $2 billions, no matter the trade deficit.

>>9689363
>there will be a retaliatory tariff at least as harmful on US goods.
>At least as harmful
Uh, sweetie no, look at how that idea played out with China. The US is at a trade deficit with literally everyone but Africa.
That means literally everyone except Africa would have more to lose in a trade war.

>Better short US consumers.
I agree that other countries will try to play ball with retaliations though.
I just think that it's at least as smart to short EU shit as US shit.
But, I'm not stupid enough to actually short the market as a whole, so I'm not going to short either.

Plan 4 2 day: we ain't afraid of no cock edition

241 almost 100% today
Me going look for chance to close failed short @ 271.8

Kek whoooo
Me had good dream last night where was being operated on
The doctor didn't allow me have anesthetics!
He forced me watch him saw me open, the pain was extremely strange! What a good dream :D....

>>9689435
Opps typo, 274.1 almost 100% ^

>>9689371
>PEP
>GIS
>KHC
>SJM
>PG?
>JNJ?
Nikkei bro, what else am I missing?

>>9689467
BGS

>>9689416
Hmm, interesting

>>9689467
>PEP

What's a good broker who will actually approve you for options trading instead of throwing away your business? Asking for a friend.

>>9689389
>When you look into Chink companies corporate structure, it is a shitfest. There are so many subsidiaries and non-controlling interest that it is very easy fr them to hide shenanigans in their balance sheets.
THERE WE GO! That's what I was expecting to hear. Chink tech is a shitfest.
>Protip : whenever you see Tencent/Alibaba/JD make an IPO of one of their subsidiaries, don't touch it because it really is an exit scam (you can usually read in their filings some "strategic asset exchanges" which i basically a toxic asset swapping)
Screencapped. I actually haven't even looked into the balance sheets. Chink shit just scares me so much. I just like watching it from afar.
>Read the articles on BABA : https://deep-throat-ipo.blogspot.com/
>deep-throat-ipo
Hmmmm... I almost clicked that anyways.

>>9689495
Robinhood

or TastyWorks, I hear they're good

>>9689435
It bad this makes me nervous? Felt 274 on Friday was a given, but this feels early.

>>9689423
lel
you don't understand that the EU has way more to lose in this game
stay stupid and delusional

>>9689435
didn't you get b&?

>>9689432
The US has a trade deficit of $90 billions per year with the EU on a total trade volume of $590 billions. It's a very small imbalance compared to China (trade deficit of 350 billions on a 450 billions total).
Basically, both of the US and the EU have a lot to lose in a trade war, it's not one-sided like with China.

Also the US total overseas commerce is more exposed to this trade war, since nearly half of its exports are towards the EU. The EU on the other hand, has only one third of its exports towards the US.

>>9689504
https://deep-throat-ipo.blogspot.com/
It is legit I swear
The dude actually bothered to read the BABA SEC filings

>>9689512
Squatting in SBUX

>>9689508
See
>>9689517

>>9689403
I'm just done arguing with that guy.
He's really drinking the EU kool-aid.
You can't lie to yourself as an investor. That's how you lose money.

>>9689416
The banks account for inflation in their APRs.
You're correct, and banks wouldn't be around anymore if they didn't.
This is exactly why the US government actually benefits significantly from its debts -- the inflation is an invisible tax on citizens that surpasses the interest rates that it pays on its debts.

>>9689480
Lmao.
>>9689467
Thanks.

>>9689542
Delusion is believeing that starting a trade war with your biggest trade parter won't rekt your shit.

>>9689435
I am so glad you didn't get permabanned. I was genuinely worried I wouldn't get to see my penis charts anymore.

>>9689476
Thanks!

>>9689480
PEP sells a lot of other things than just Pepsi. I made the same mistake at first because I don't want to invest in their drink, which is so easily outplayed by Coca-Cola. Check their summary on Robinhood, lots of food products.

>>9689495
Robinhood approved me.
>>9689505
Yeah, I've heard good things about Tastyworks.
Optionshouse is another one.

>>9689571
>implying getting ripped off in trade by your partner significantly over long periods of time won't rekt your shit...

>>9689606
Lad, the EU is the biggest export market for US goods and services. What do you think will happen as soon as the tariffs and countertariffs will start flying ?

>>9689495
make sure to tell them you have godlike experience on the application form.
the first time robinhood ignored me then i changed all my settings and they approved me pretty quick

>>9689601
There’s also FLO and CPB. I do dig PF and CAG too. But check CAG’s history, it’s dividend is spotty if I remember correctly.

>>9689517
Good post -- some actual numbers there. Screencapped. Thanks!

>>9689520
I thought you were being legit lol I wanted to check it wasn't a goatse meme lol
I'll read through it.

>>9689567
KHC is a favorite.
Warren Buffett bought out Kraft and Heinz with someone else, merged them, got a fuck ton of preferred stock, then took the company back out to public.

>>9689571
>>9689606
This.
Donald Trump became a billionaire by knowing how to play ball with this shit.

>>9689633
the eu will hold hands and act like can actually support each other with out pointing fingers and crashing their currency to the point more countries just fucking leave.

>>9689649
Exactly why KHC is a risky play.

>>9689666
>>9689666
>>9689666
>>9689666
New thread devil number edition

>>9689664
>riding buffet sama's shoulders
>risky play

>>9689633
>>9689651
After some more countries say fuck you EU canada will become the biggest export market and you'll see little fucks america actually give about your circle jerk of a conglomerate.

>>9689648
Watchlisting them. Thanks!

>>9689651
>>>9689633
>the eu will hold hands and act like can actually support each other with out pointing fingers
Fucking this.
That's the game they played with Brexit!
They tried to make an example of Britain on the way out by trying to fuck it over with trade deals and a huge fucking fee -- a total fucking clique.
Britain and the US will probably hold hands with Italy on its way out as EU tries to pillage and rape them for parting ways.

>>9689686
Getting fucked by Buffet isn’t my style.

>>9689649
>Good post -- some actual numbers there. Screencapped. Thanks!
More numbers :
>US exports to the EU
Aircraft ($38.5 billion)
Machinery ($29.4 billion)
Pharmaceutical Products ($26.4 billion)
Optic and Medical Instruments ($25.6 billion)
Electrical Machinery ($20.8 billion)
Professional and management services ($50 billion)
Intellectual property ($50.2 billion)
Travel (including education) ($40.4 billion)
>EU exports to the US
Machinery ($64.9 billion)
Pharmaceuticals Products ($55.2 billion)
Vehicles ($54.6 billion)
Optic and Medical Equipment ($27.5 billion)
Electrical Machinery ($26.8 billion)
Travel (including education) ($37.0 billion)
Transport ($33.8 billion)
IPR ($18.9 billion)

I'm pretty sure the US can find new customers for their exports easily, right ? Why not selling intelectual property to China, after all ?

>>9689703
As you can remember, the US turned their back on the UK and now they have to choose between getting raped or getting double-raped.

>>9689725
We'll just buy American and hire American. I'm sure there are some crazy nips ready to crash our aircraft into shit so they'll have to buy more. Don't forget you fucks have to import shit just to keep your selves warm in the winter.

>>9689746
>Don't forget you fucks have to import shit just to keep your selves warm in the winter.
80% nuclear energy my dude. We litteraly don't give a shit.

>>9689746
>I'm sure there are some crazy nips ready to crash our aircraft into shit so they'll have to buy more
Why would they buy american with all those tariffs ?

>>9689764
they negotiated their own deal maybe.

>>9689644
>>9689601
>>9689505
My friend says thanks.

so when is the makets gonna crash and usher in the great depression 2.0? i need some moar pink wojacks

>>9689981
When you stop touching yourself at night.

>>9690077

>hmny

fuck i got memed on

AAAAAALLLTTTTTT

$AAGC frens