/biz/ - Business & Finance

Who's ready for HMNY to drop 25% today?

>>9689666
A U T I S T I C
G A I N S
E D I T I O N

Open the markets N O W

Morning all. It’s gonna be a rough day, isn’t it?

>>9689710
The market should not be green today with the tariffs riding so hot off the back off the Italian ordeal.
Yesterday's gains were already so uncomfortable.

I have shit to do, and am likely done posting today.
Cya senpai!

>>9689735
God, it could be 274 today and 276 Friday now.

Considerably better thread with /smg/ at the top, you're getting better grim.

I am warning all followers of MU to pull out today.
The seer of MU has predicted failure long ago, we pull back for the jew rats to eat the carrion surrounding our lord.
We will regroup when we see a correction take place, or you may light the candles and lead the flock, now abandoned.
Be wary and do not lose yourself. What is wrong will become right, what is right will become wrong. I trust you.

Amen.

>>9689749
280 on Friday isn't even outside of the realm of possibility.

>>9689777
Yeah, but it doesn’t feel right. Looks right, but I’m spooked.

>>9689777
neither is 260 desu

>>9689800
Yeah, 258.

>Trump announces new tariffs
>EUR rises
Fuck it

>>9689821
actually anything below 270 is impossible this week.

>>9689754
Baby steps anon.

How JUST am I? I just picked up some more CRON and CGC

holy shit I regret selling the Netflix of china that fucking stock has no breaks to the moon.

241 almost 100% today

>>9689512
>>9689649
Uhhh am not banned, why would me banned :P ???
>>9689507
Well if you look @ purple line down on chart, we in very subtle downward trend. 274, and even 275.6 are within expected.

You should be worried @ 285
What returns to mean would look like is volitility dead with slow 4 month climb from 272-300

>>9689950
Feels a little early, but I did say 300 in summer. Money time.

>>9689846
Uhhh? This is market acting rationally for a once tariffs mean weaker dollar on paper

>>9689950
Hey, my low iq gf is back. I love you.

>>9689988
With a weaker dollar you should see increases in gold.

CRiS

>>9689899
Both look good technically. Cron bouncing off lows. Cgc bullish weekly macd crossing. Just hold

>>9689911
What stock is that.

>>9690195
IQ

Buy some AKER for the 180 day extension and the buy out rumors.

What a time to be alive! We are literally witnessing the ushering in an era of peace and prosperity for all of those who are a part of the one nation under God.

>>9689988
I think it is the contrary : less trade deficit = less USD abroad = USD strong
Trade wars plus the euro shitfest
I think I stay long JPY for a while

>>9690271
that would be true if tariffs actually manage to reduce US trade deficit.

>>9689950
>i.d. "SHE"

Green Today

Enter BAC and PEP exDiv

>>9690271
Less USD abroad = less demand of USD = weaker USD

good thing sell off minute is over. I thought for a second today was going to be red lol.

Kirkland lake gold to bid about 1,3 billion CAD on Novo resources.

Novo halted, only logical reason.

I'm very much down my money :)

ORC ex-div

Rumor : Orange and Altice to merge their VOD services to create an european alternative to NFLX.

Isn't it NOK's ex-div today too?

>>9689666
fuck this shit, i pulled out of HMNY. give me another morning chaser to throw my money at

>>9690382
OKTA SHOP NTNX....

>>9690382
Here you go friend

Who here /day trader/

Weirder things have happened, but my advanced market screener has detected a naked Frenchman pulling his ball sack over his penis so it looks like a bull frog pattern on the 15 minute VIX candles. It can only mean one thing.

>>9690382
Also LABU. It’s a volitility index.

>>9690410
Wrong, I'm in my office drinking coffee, with clothes on (sadly).

>>9690359
Yep

KORS on sale due to downgrades, could be day trade opportunity and a safe hold for a month or two
possibly the MU of fancy shoes, although currently i'm getting burned as i hold these shares

>>9690433
Sweet

>hmny

fuck i got memed on

PSSST.... BUY CRSP and SELL IT IN 15 mins!

Wingstop tags: Aerospace

cmon bogs dont be like this

Entered long now. Bulls fought back.

TLT IS GOING THE WRONG WAY AGAIN

>>9690520
Hahahaha

YEXT is showing earnings after market today boys. It’s a company that was said to have high risk but high reward by Montly fool three months ago under their AI category.

Smuckers please

if you like money buy DLTR on this dip and hold at least till next earnings. couldn't be any simpler

>>9689724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOLBI90lXp4

Bogs are back in town

>>9690602
Holy shit, I'm in awe of this lad

GBR is under $1.50 so I got in, might as well give it a shot

>HE THOUGHT THE TRADE WAR WAS A NON ISSUE

>HE THOUGHT THE BOND RATE WOULD KEEP FALLING

>HE THOUGHT ITALY WASNT CRASHING THE EU WITH NO SURVIVORS

L M A O

DELUSIONAL BULLS

TIME TO WAKE UP AND FACE REALITY

wh-when do we get the gainz boys?

>>9690492
I jumped aboard.

Fuck you, Morgan Stanley!

>>9690666
Invest in TVIX maybe. But my stuff is turning a profit. >>9690391

The Nasdaq is unstoppable

>>9690601
The nigga might be right

>>9690643
What are your hopes for GBR? If I had infinite money I'd invest, do you just want another spike?

>>9690628
VIX is too low for this to be the work of the Bogs, this is just a bunch of bitch ass pussy sucking, smack shooting, synthetic dope doing, HIV having, Starbuck's shitter using, cock sucker selling going on.

>>9690726
Get calls now.

>>9690588
When is Smuckers ex-div date?

>>9690583
Cool thanks KS, I want exposure

>>9690725
followed the patterns of DLTR for the last year. it's free money, and if they beat next quarter, we're talking 40% upside. even if you're not comfy holding through next earnings, from here it's all up and just sell before next call

SNAP, should I short this pile of shit?

>>9690742
smuckers div already passed recently

>>9690725
Basically, somebody is buying it up under $2

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

noooooooooooooo

>>9690484
Yup. That shit is going to 0.16

>>9690680

WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT HAPPENED?!

>>9690656
There we go.
I thought I wasn't crazy about TLT

>>9690726
>Economy is the strongest it has been in 8 years
>North Korea, China, and Iran are getting cucked by the US
>OH NO TRUMP MIGHT NOT LET ME BUY MY AUDI NEXT YEAR I BETTER SELL EVERYTING

Boomer genocide when?

>>9690823
I'm the one who called 16¢, don't hold out for it. We're going to 25¢ and up to $2.5 before crashing back down to 16¢ before the run up to $7.

Well I still have $15k sitting on the sidelines, I'm trying to find a couple more good deals.

my play was to hold bras and panties until dividend, it dumped before hours more than the dividend, predictable but i got greedy as normal
still +3% on the trade not bad for a week

>>9690856
market's just green dildos from here on out boys.

>>9690869
Buy a house

>>9690876
Did that with Eramet today. Bought some in Valeo after the dip, dividends in 6 days, growth potential +8% easy.

>>9690864
ya dont say?

NWL is looking good. Cheap with a nice dividend. What could fuck this up

SCP Pool might be a good growth meme (POOL)
People arent just gonna stop swimming this summer

Any HLF longs here? How are you faring with the possibility of your company may get delisted?

>>9690897
Eh, houses are overpriced right now in my area. My girlfriend is a real estate agent and is making bank right now so that's a good thing I guess. I'm thinking about just selling most of my shit, buying a 5th wheel camper (a used one so depreciation doesn't rape me), and living frugally in that for a while. I like the idea of reducing the number of my possessions and de-cluttering my life.

Also, thinking about picking up some bank stocks, which ones would you guys suggest I look at? Citi seems like a decent deal right now.

>>9690917
Based Rubbermaid nad Reynolds WrAP

>>9690938
Deutsche Bank

>>9690938
get BAC and JPM, not citi, or rather go heavier on those and lighter on citi

>>9690948
No thanks, Douche Bank has been swirling the drain for a while.

THANKS A LOT ITALY

>>9690965
Makes for one hell of a short.
>7.3% drop
h-heh thatz nothing zoyim

>Douche Bank
So glad I wasn't the only one who called it that.

Why does low iq gf always disappear?

>>9690956
Thanks. What makes them stronger picks than Citi?

WHY IS MU CRASHING?

My roth IRA is 100% TVIX, I'm holding until a recession. My IQ is 82, but I might just get lucky.

>>9690968
The dip today is due to DB. Probably gonna affect the whole western banking system for a time.
I expect them to start selling their shit to the highest bidder any day now ngl. Last big german bank fucking off the scene.

>>9690995
they are just better performers
Citi tends to lag

>>9690994

banned for having mental breakdown after losing on day trades and posting lewd chinese cartoons

>>9691021
Was here earlier

>>9690922
Ah I see you’re holding CRSP too.

and dont forget to buy cambell soup again

>>9691010
Oh well I'm retarded, if the dip was purely due to DB the euro would have dipped hard as well.
I guess it's a mix between Trump's tariffs and DB.

>>9691008
That's the spirit.

Well at least I have something green today

>>9691008
Not a bad idea desu. Do you just day trade off of it?

I told you to load up on SQQQ yesterday

you didnt listen

>>9691007
Morgan Stanley decided to downgrade and buy with discount.
Do you remember when one said the price was $35 and it crashed? Well, it's the same.

MAY DAY MAY DAY

>>9691082

>>9691007
Kneepad girl saw the signs, brother. Shall you stay your hands and jump into the dance when the ballroom clears?
Or will you bleed in the middle of the circle, a course to the hounds?

anyone know where AMD is headed? does this really have any more upside i want to double down on my puts

I need the official /smg/ concensus. Is today a bull day or bear day?

>>9691132
Man the wojacks

>>9691126
probably option C, cry under my desk and not look at my account

The duck up with market past two days, absolutely crazy, it even defy Orderflow, seeing huge on buys but prices going down wtfff

The Bogs trying dump HMNY but not enough sellers and too many buyers kek .40 seems like absolute floor

MU not dumping as hard as me expected

>>9691132
My repeating digits say yes to bullrun.

>>9691008
>My roth IRA is 100% TVIX
>My IQ is 82
sounds about right

>>9691131
AMD is headed to $15

>>9691147
You have some nerve posting on here again after yesterday's stunt.

Damn, should have held onto my box puts longer, but 50% gains is gains

also are we almost burnt through yesterday's bull stupidity? It was a bulltrap afterall.

>>9691159
bulss btfo

>>9691126
>>9691084

>>9691147
>.40 seems like absolute floor

>>9691008
no geniuses allowed

>>9691147
Source on that image.

PUMP IT

Guys Kramer said that sanity has been restored, so everything’s going to be okay.

>>9691205

That makes me feel soo much better

Green day imminent

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

rEAL MEN TRADE TO THE DARKEST DUNGEON OST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma-WJUidpRU

>>9691205
Cramer is a globalist stooge whose day of reckoning is coming soon

Alt

>>9691147
Dude wtf be my gf and add me on sc and discord

Any relevant word on DIS? NFLX already over took it in market cap as i predicted.

>>9690829
All positions RED

>>9691244
ALL SEEMS LOST

Lol I'm going to keep dumping cash into this when it comes in hopefully I'll be in a better position in a few years. I dont want to live and die a gutter cleaner lol

>>9691264
DIS is fucking up star wars with sjw shit. But may be revived with the streaming service

>>9691264

DIS is faggots

>starwars flopping
>stupid kneejerk reaction to """"racist"""" roseanne shit
>has to fight comcast in a bidding war for Fox now

Good thing the morning selling time is over, all green from here.

fuck it dumping 1k in. if tomorrow is red whatever. would feel worse not dumping it and tomorrow is green

>>9691278
Tfw you only had a grand and shoulda put it all into lbtr

>>9691283
I think their streaming service could make it or break it. They're severely under fire right now with ABC and Solo flopping.

Didn't know about the bid war with Fox though and I think they still have the ESPN drag. Looks bearish to me.

>>9691285
>has to fight comcast in a bidding war for Fox now
KEK.

>>9691278
you'll be fine
go into Kraft and campbells today

BASED

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/internet-advice-may-have-cost-this-ge-investor-500k-right-before-his-retirement-2018-05-30

Just ask one Reddit user by the name of “quantforce.”

It all started eight months ago when quantforce came to Reddit’s “stocks” board for guidance on how his father should handle his portfolio.

Here’s his post:

“Leave him be... makes the most sense to me. With $1.8m with a close to 4% yield he is getting an additional $72,000 on top of the pension he will be receiving. I do not believe GE is going out of business and he has already ridden it down to near all time lows and we have a new leader taking over for Immelt who presided over this demise.”

And the second-most popular bit of advice, courtesy of Fritzkreig:

“While not optimal, the dividend is okay, it should more then pay the bills. It is a steady Eddy blue chip that will be around for tomorrow , there is more money to be made but; why bother the old dude, who even has a pension coming? Just be happy that you are still (maybe) in the will!”

>>9691295
It will go green
Small spex are shorting the tariff fud, big boost end of day

>>9691327
so many boomers believe in GE cuz they see it on products

>>9691080
No, I got burned trying to swing trade and also IRAs are not great for high frequency trading due to unsettled funds trade rules. Just hold and try to buy more when price is down. I'm almost at 1000 shares of TVIX.

>>9691278
Than try Alphabet (Google), Activision Blizzard, Alibaba and maybe Visa. If you wanna grow slowly but steadily and not die a gutter cleaner, you'll have a shot with that. (Readjustments over time might be needed - normal thing).

>inb4 newb portfolio
>inb4 "no meme stocks"
>inb4 low iq
>inb4 "no inb4"

It should serve you better than some meme stocks being pushed around here...

>>9691269
What’s your portfolio?

>>9691283
Did you see Solo? There was an entire segment making fun of feminists/sjw.

>>9691174
Kek? What happened? Sor am pretty mess up right now about go hospital can hardly remember most posts, only remembering made retard trade yesterday
>>9691187
;_; me not very experienced with stocks that crash to nothing. If HMNY was a currency this is where it would rebound

>>9691200
Uhhh sor no clue where got that img from, it look like /ss/ tho

>>9691356

>>9691314
No more money unless I do a credit advance and I don't like interest fighting gains it's an uphill climb

this is literally the bottom for GE and youre all retards for not buying and holding it long term

>>9691386
ok, pal

>>9691385
looking at your thing, the smuckers entry is too high
Id recommend selling it for BAC or similar

>>9691367
Legitimately without memes, whats your current status? Why're you in the hospice senpai?

>>9691327
WHOAA. I feel like I walked into the special ed room reading that.
>GE
>”4% yield a year will doo” *drools*
Redd*t is for peons.

>>9691364
>SEE SOLO

pansexualism drove me away

>>9691419
Knee pad is on hospice?

>>9691386
BAD ADVICE

>>9691367
You got a short ban for posting weird chinese cartoon necrophilia which you claimed to be the "wrong" pic following you begging the mods not to ban you. Are you on any medicine or drugs?

>>9691439
You can just say 'no, I formed an opinion on the political agenda of a movie based on news articals and that caused me to shill against the entire company on this Greek shipping industry forum'

>>9691488
faggot talk, I want to smash your face in

>tfw IIPR

I only wish i bought more when it was at 15

>there are people on this forum who think AMD is going lower
>there are people on this forum that responded to my "BUY BUY BUY At $10" posts with the fact it's going to $7 and a garbage buy

POOR LOW IQ SHITS

>>9691508
I'd like to see you try

>>9691453
if knee pads is dying she can be my low iq gf until she passes.

>>9691453
mental degeneration, 1-3 months left, 90% complete

PUMP THAT SHIT NIGGER

>>9691527
What are you plays though? Or are you just a shill? topkek

>CRIS mooning
i-is this it? a-am I gonna make it lads?

>>9691327
Reddit is literally the worst fucking place to go looking for advice.
It's below STOCKTW*TS

>>9691244
Not even close
https://youtu.be/WqAvvwu0kMU

>>9691575
I bought AMD at $10 and $12

>>9691516
How much did you buy?

>>9691588
Topkek. Have you seen Wall Street?

>>9691586
It's totally normal to invest entirely in 1 stock for a safe retirement. Reddit advice was great, but the retard deserved it for concentrating all his money in one thing if it was for retirement

jesus fucking christ these green dildos are destroying me

SDRL puts finally coming through today.

Whats withthe FOMO right now?

LOL THE NASDAQ
FUCKING BASED

>>9691612
Ya? BZUN keeps rising despite most shit being down,

is it over yet?

>>9691626
Anon, you post doesn't quite make any sense.

WTF JUST HAPPENED.
WHY AM I GREEN?
I SHOULD NOT BE GREEN TODAY.
I was not set to unlock the green theme until tomorrow!

>>9691599
15 shares, never expected it to go as high as it did. I'm planning to sit on it and collect its dividends for now.

>>9691693
no

>>9691527
stale pasta is stale. what are you buying now? TSLA?

What did the pasta fags do?
Tech is rocketing too, is it them instead?

>he didnt buy the Tariff fud dip

>>9691696
273 today.

>>9691727
their meme government-to-be got disbanded before causing much damage

>>9691676
What price?
>>9691688
You have BZUN?
>>9691701
Nice, do you have any other dividend stocks

>>9691741
Class uterus inverse H&S pattern here.

>>9691711
Wait I'm green now

Thank you based Google.

>>9691786
kek what did you buy?

>>9691766
The only price. 50 cents.

>>9691147
>>9691147
Unsauceable

>>9691714
never buy a meme stock

TSLA is overvalued

>>9691794
moment of stupidity, sorry. You have any other puts?

>>9691766
BZUN is my golden child, I pray to it every morning and night.

You were not asking me, but GLAD, GAIN, IRM, and MAIN are good dividend stocks I have 5-6k on each.

>>9691793
litterally Google, up 2.5% today

>>9691812

here you go faggot

warning NSFW

http://www.177pic.info/html/2017/10/1540013.html/3

fuck yeah im out of magin call hell

>>9691583
Glad to see you took my advice anon

SUNRUN in a non stop moon mission

who else /Bought Cisco/ today

we've been artificially forced into consolidation for 4 months now by fud after fud but the golden bull will not be held back any longer. can you feel it? we will break out, and it will be soon

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

RUN is the most based stock

>>9691586
never been on reddit but I find that hard to believe

ALT redemption day is soon!!!

>>9691924

Weeeeeeeeeeeee

>>9691924
Ew who eats this shit. Go to McDonald's like a good americlap goblino

>>9691924
Literally who?

>>9691956

$ZOES

Looks like BOXL is lowkey gearing up for a huge run. CEO is doing a conference on the 5th, stock bounced on the critical 6.25 support, might be a good buy time or you can wait for a breakdown of the support and see if you can grab low 5's but that is risky.

>>9691949
what was the play

going to re-enter COKE

>>9692012
CRIS AKER ALT

>>9691994
Why didn't you post this yesterday

Tomorrow Trump is going to announce that the US-NK nuclear summit is back on, and our stocks will rise HIGH.

It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I continue my Hawaiian vigil with a fresh pineapple glazed grilled chicken sandwich with basil aioli and provolone with curried black beans and rice for a side. I'm down today but I sold my options for a gain so it's fine, it's a net positive. I got GBR and NOK on deck currently.

>>9691994
>>9692027
Seriously by the time /biz/ gets a whiff of it, it's already over...

>>9692051
Yep, up 20% a bunch of people will FOMO in and it will drop. I never touch shit like this.

>>9692039
what are you looking into

>>9692043
Im about to make a Chicken sandwich on Onion Bagel

>>9692069
I'm actually pissed at myself for not listening to myself but there was this stupid stock SDR which 2 weeks ago I saw about to take off and I didn't bother taking a chance because I didn't get that much positive feedback on here about it. Next time I'm just going to follow my gut when scouting stocks.

>>9692043
Looks delicious my friend. Lunchbro never disappoints.

>>9692043
>how're you doing?

Too stressed out to eat

Druuuuumpf! Stop shitposting about nafta. Harshing up my good vibrations here.

>>9692092
>I didn't get that much positive feedback on here about it.
Anon... We come here to make fun of each other and misinform, positive feedback from anyone here means absolutely nothing. You need to reset your thinking about this place and start over.

I jokingly told someone here to put all their money in short term SPY puts yesterday, but if I did that myself I'd be up by like four grand today

>>9691994
just watched one of their videos, what a retarded product. not saying they wont succeed, mind you, school districts will buy retarded stuff just to blow their budget. if schools want to improve, they should spend money on teacher's salary to attract better talent, not waste money on technology gimmicks.

Pump it Phase 2

>>9692081
That sounds pretty good desu

>>9692097
I'll be brown bagging it tomorrow :^)

>>9692107
Take a light walk and eat friend

>>9692120
The way I like to think is that it's better not to lose money than to take risk. I don't know why I even come here to be honest other than to laugh at other people losing money while mine just sits in my trading account not doing shit because I'm looking for the big one...

>people investing in GM for autonomous cars

top kek what the fuck are japs eating

waymo to buy 62,000 chrysler minivans

>FCAU spikes

how low IQ are people to want to buy into autos when the demand is going to drop by 80%?

>>9692069
You sir are missing out

>>9691856
Any reason I should hold past 12.50? Seems like a good exit with 600 profits.

LISTEN FUCKHEADS

THE AUTONOMOUS DRIVING TECHNOLOGY HURTS AUTO STOCKS. People not buying something and relying on waymo/uber means less vehicles. The people who are set to make money are the fleet services. Not automakers.

>>9692159
looking at screencaps apparently everyone in this thread is making 40% a day on YOLO options..

>>9691994

Thanks lad

I FOMOd in and it's actually paying off for once

crap

>>9692200
I'm ok with that, i'm playing GME earnings so I don't need to FOMO anything on top of that.

prepare exit strategies on any auto stock
They are not short targets because most people don't realiize how fucked they are

auto and oil related stocks are fucked majorly

>>9691766
>Nice, do you have any other dividend stocks

My whole portfolio pays out dividends. 15 different stocks at about 8% return.

>>9692125
and pic related is the guy they used as a case study. apparently he's the principal of a school where 90% of the student population is hispanic. In Boston. How is that even possible?

>>9692205
you do realize everything you are talking about uses cars? You do realize automobile manufactures are going to adopt this technology to implement into their own vehicles because they aren't going to just sit idly by while the world changes. You do realize that what you are saying is that Automobiles aren't going to exist even though you used companies as an example (waymo/uber) that use automobiles?

Captcha: pic all squares with vehicles

>>9692201
they had a revenue increase of 36% so theres that

>>9692205
if you think that shit is going mainstream in the next decade you're delusional

>>9692209
people dont like to post their down day charts

never forget it

>>9692205
i think you're right about this but autonomous driving is still much further off than people think it is.
much further.

>>9692291
Obviously most people here lose money, especially the tripfags. Losing money is their trademark, that and sperging out.

>>9692209
Does this help?

>>9692275
I can't wait to have my future car AI to be my waifu as I cruise along the interstates

>Captcha
You don't have a 4chan pass? :^)

Off topic but...
>current year
>people still lock doggos in cars while they shop
Why? I called the cops but I think they left before they got there.

>>9692325
captcha pass best investment I ever made

>>9692327
If the window is cracked and they gone less than half an hour there isn't any problem.

>>9692349
You try being half an hour in the car without air conditioning in Texas, I guarantee you will sweat through your clothes.

>>9692327

Because people are assholes.

Smash the window open

>>9692327
Happens here all the time in the ramps I work in, pisses me off

>>9692332
High speed low drag Shitposting

>>9692327
Break the window

breaking windows is fun, and this gives you an excuse that people will let you get away with

>>9692327
yesterday i had to go to the hardware store and as i was leaving i saw a dog running around the neighborhood loose. When i came back the dog was laying on the sidewalk with its head up and a couple around it on the phone, i figured the dog got hit and though wow thats sad.. then later that day my girlfriend i left and the dog was still there but dead.. those people i saw the first time had to be the ones that hit it and then left it, i should've stopped the first time and now i feel really bad about it

Also what this guy said.. >>9692349
Dogs naturally have a warmer core than humans and if you leave the windows down they'll be fine for 30 minutes or so

>ONE analyst, Morgan of all people, says Hold Micron even though his target is still 70+
>mass sell-off

Are people seriously this stupid?

It was supposed to be the pump

HEMP GRUB IQ. IQ dark horse. Up 18% initial. Good long term growth expected.

>>9692404
the analyst's name was Morgan?

>>9691828
What's the deal with BZUN? That stock just keeps going up with no end in sight.

that bull is lookin mighty tired hoss

>>9692365
I live in Texas and have done it hundreds of times. If you can't handle sweating move?

>>9692445
Jokes on you, I go take power naps in my car during lunch and come back totally sweating my ass off. I consider it a free sauna.

>>9692043
I've recouped like 80 dollars I lost on HMNY doing small trades so I had a $5 dollar lunch at McDonalds.

>>9692414
GrubHub fucked up my order yesterday night, so I think they might be overvalued

>>9692422
Chinese Shopify and an emerging Chinese middle class. It has plenty of potential to 10x. The only real risk involved in it is China. I have been buying in and out of it since 41 dollars.

>>9692349
>>9692398
Easily gets well over 100 inside a car here in a very short time but idk if a dog can stand it better than a person.
>>9692398
That reminds me of a MVC I ran a couple of years ago. A guy fell asleep and flipped it. Threw him and his pupper, a beautiful husky, out of the car. He kept telling us “find my dog” but doggo was dead next to him. None of us had the heart to tell him. That one stuck with me for a while.

I just have a soft spot for animals that’s become even softer as I get older.

>>9692463
I have pillows and a blanket in my car, park under some shade dude. If you run air conditioner for 5 minutes before crashing its enough to keep the car from simmering,

>>9692508
I'm hoping if I have a stroke I won't have to go to work.

>>9692491
What's the ceiling on it? I just bought in at about 20 shares for $65.

>>9692508
I pretty certain you are going to die in your car one day doing this.

>>9692489
kek, you joke but this is literally the level of thought /biz/ puts into their investments

>>9692499
Considering you wear the word Texas on your sleeve, I assume you played football. Heatstrokes build character, or thats what the coaches thought.

>>9692528
I worked in factories filled with sweaty mexicans in tin buildings with no air conditioning in 110 degrees, if I can survive mexican sweat factories I ain't gonna die in a kinda hot car.

feels so good knowing that GE will NEVER. EVER. be below $14 again

>>9692508
You could say it's a... Calculated gamble

>>9692566
that sounds illegal

Any advice for a poorfag? I only have around 70 dollars to invest.

>>9692645
$DURS

Go big or go home.

>>9692645
dont think too hard and just drop it in an index fund
at your level of poverty, increasing your savings rate is 100x more productive than finding the best investments

>>9692645
>>9692655
I mean $DRUS

>>9692672
>recommending an OTC pennystock to a robinhoodie

>>9692645
Here is some advice, if you take advice from anyone on here you will lose that $70 in a about 3 days kek.

>>9692672
DRUS is almost there.. id say give it a week then start slapping that ask

>>9692645
all in on Newell Brands

>>9692043
think my banana has autism

>>9692682
Where can I find more OTC pennystocks?

>>9692645
get a job

>ALT is green

To the moon!

>>9692708
otcmarkets.com

>>9692710
I'm a 19 year old student. I want to invest my extra cash rather then blow it on temporary vices. Fuck me right?

>>9692605
>>9692622
Totally legal. I got wounded daily when i first started. My job was building crates and then moving several hundred pound filled crates to different connected warehouses like half a mile away without any lifts. It was hell, but good memories.

>>9692737
the returns you'll make on you $70 in a year are less than the returns you'll make working for 1 hour at a minimum wage job.
Seriously, study or get a job. fuck off until you have $500 absolute minimum

>>9692737
>he fell for the college scam
>he didnt just get a job

>>9692622
you sound like a commie.

>>9692708
https://www.otcmarkets.com/research/stock-screener

>>9692700
Drus is fundamentally garbage I took a quick 5 minute look and there nothing redeeming about their company seriously their financials are a dumpster and try navigating to the product page on their website you actually cant make a purchase even if you wanted to.

i know you're all about share structure or whatever but this company is low even for you b5g

First

>>9692753
This.
>>9692777
Sounds perfect for this board.

>>9692759
>he got a retail job
>he didnt go into training to become a canadian plumber or underwater welder

lmaoing at ur life

>>9692763
Get purged

>>9692530
I'm really only half joking; there's a finite number of times someone can try to order Chinese food through a phone app and get the error message "Something went wrong. Try again later" before they switch to UberEats or whatever

>>9692753
>>9692787
What’s wrong with using it to learn?

>>9692759
College worked out very well for me. College is only a scam if you go to school chasing dreams. Go to school for something useful and in demand, not for something you want to go for.

>>9692737
did you not work during highschool either? having $70 to your name is embarrassing.

>>9692645
SPY calls, $272 strike, expiring tomorrow

you'll either double your money or lose it all

>>9692777
>Drus is fundamentally garbage
did you expect much more from a stock trading around .01-.02?? serious question.. did you legit think it was going to be the best finances in the whole stock market? down at .01-.02 its going to have amazing finances? is that what you thought? serious question.. what were your thoughts? you really found it necessary to look at them? jesus christ

>>9692807
putting 10k in the market today will let you retire in 50 years
You dont need anything but a min wagie job and putting everything in the market

>>9692807
Would you say degrees in Finance in Economics are in demand? I'm in college right now and that's what I'm majoring in

i miss earnings season...

>>9692826
drop econ and take stats instead

>>9692834
I do too Spin.

>>9692838
Okay. I don't have any classes today, so do you have any reccs for online lectures regarding stats?

>>9692824
Here comes big 5 cucks textbook sperg out™
>>9692826
I went to school for accounting, it's a job nobody wants to do and the industry in my state is down right desperate for help.
>inb4 automation is going to replace your job
automation is going to replace everyone's job but not while i'm in the workforce.

>>9692834
ANF drops tomorrow morning. Could be interesting. I think a miss is priced in right now but I might buy a call just to see what happens

>>9692815
That's just my first bit I'm throwing in to learn how everything works, I plan on adding around $150 per week

>>9692846
One of my professors has a lot of money in big lots, and he is banking on the earnings report

>>9692645
Put as much as you can into TVIX Corp. It is near all time lows, but the financials look good and the management team has a solid plan for the next few years. Analysts predict steady, rapid growth around 10-15% over the next 6-8 months. Good place to park your cash.

>>9692858
>Here comes big 5 cucks textbook sperg out™
not today.. that retard isnt even close to being worth it.. like he is a complete fucking idiot that wouldnt understand anything i am telling him because he is such a huge idiot.

>>9692824
I dont understand why a company like this would even go public. what a waste of accounting time and regulation compliance to raise what? 1 million dollars? less? they're going to pay their lawyers more than that over 5 years just to make SEC filings

>>9692884
good, stay strong big5

>>9692858
Do you have a job in accounting right now? Also, are there any online lectures regarding accounting (yeah I know I'm a nerd but I have no classes and I'm bored)

>>9692825
10k into what though?

>>9692887
>I dont understand why a company like this would even go public.
i really don't think you understand much.. like.. at all..

>>9692887
ok fucking kek their stock price was $500 back in 2009 their management is a joke too

stupid flat market just crash already im running out of time

>>9692917
Yes I do, I don't know about online lectures but there are a ton of youtube videos on the subject. If you want to learn about accounting stuff that can help you here as well, look into reading and understanding company's financial documents. Like balance sheets, income statements, cash flow, etc.

>>9692923
pfffft
DGRO, Kraft, GIS, ect ect
Your high yields are set in stone

>>9692923
'the market' usually means diversified index funds
>>9692924
tomorrow its june which means its officially been 6 months and big 5 hasn't made it to mid teens or really any teens at this point when are you going to change your name to DroneUS guy or something

Oh yeah, also, what's the deal with DRYS? Are the graphs real?

>>9692964
Please don’t speak of DRYS.

>>9692964
the graphs are real

>>9692948
What websites do you use for looking at the balance sheets and the other stuff?

>>9692964
its called a banana split

>>9692960
Big5 was the original meme and it shall not be altered.

>>9692960
wont have a trip.. probably won't come into this thread much anymore.. way to many newfags here now that crypto is in a shit market. Yourself included

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>>9692986
>What websites do you use for looking at the balance sheets and the other stuff?
this can't be a serious question.. r-right?

>>9692986
try google finance

>>9692964
the CEO treats the company like his own piggy bank he diluted all the shareholders to shit to enrich another one of his pet companies. according to him screwing his investors is moral because they knew what they were getting in to

>>9693014
Yes newfag here.

>>9692995
kek big5 guy I was the one who said you were one of the comfier shills way back when you started tripping. i mean take a look at your post history today you shilled drone us with no reasoning then called anon an idiot for pointing out that they're a garbage company

back in the day you had whole essays explaining how the share structure and dividend of big 5 set it up for a short squeeze and stuff, it was fun to read and really interesting but you've fallen apart as of late. you should consider why you've become so angry im serious its not healthy

>>9693042
sec.gov

they will have all filings you need.. if it's a pink sheet they may not have them and you'll have to look on otcmarkets under filings

>>9693068
yes i would have whole essays and alot of DD just for people to not understand any of it..

The truth is i could do pages of DD with comparisons with competitors and projected earnings but in reality morons respond to post that just say "TOO DA MOON!" better than they respond to any actual DD

>>9693115
the only reason it looks like people respond to "TOO DA MOON!" is because they have an army of discord pajeet bots backing them up whereas your DD posts really make us think.

i've seen you eviscerate AMRS shills and you even convinced me to play a big 5 earnings call, that's not easy I usually ignore 100% of what's posted here and buy big indexes. I guess what I'm saying is I guess I dont know what I'm saying but hang in there big guy

>>9693158
Alot of my positions i don't even mention here just because there are too many retards that will bash it but then try and pump some other shit play even after i throw out some DD.. some will never learn

>>9692645
Go all in on LINK

$70 in stinkies will be worth well over 150k in a couple years

>>9693183
this is how I view the board
99% of it is shills shilling shit. I bash it because its has 99% odds of being complete garbage
if they come at me with a real argument, I stop and think but that rarely happens.
if they dont have an argument, at least I possibly saved one person from making a retarded investment
and here we are probably 1000 words each later and as far as I can tell Drone US is a 100% shit company with no reason to go up. the only reason I put this much effort into this is because I know you b5g

>>9693265
i really can't explain how many times i've seen 100% shit companies that are late on their filings with fucking stop signs climb from .01 to .05.. if you don't have that experience that i can see why you ignore it. Just don't go around and spreading your lack of experience everywhere. Not trying to be mean.. just being real.. Dont go spreading your lack of experience everywhere

>>9693325
can you explain how many times a company with shit financials goes from .01 to 0? I bet you can, its because they're garbage and bankrupt

i mean seriously look at the post chain its actually completely 100% a no effort shill coming from you its sort of sad really. 'it looks ready slap the ask lmao' what hogwash
you cant shill stuff on reputation alone b5g especially on 4chan where reputation means nothing and especially when your namesake failed to preform

>>9693377
thats all penny stocks are.. they are OTCmarkets for a reason.. like i said.. don't go spreading your lack of experience everywhere