/biz/ - Business & Finance

1st for Jews.

>>9856492
second for the black hebrew israelites

This is the real thread. Trips checked and my dubs confirm.

>>9856508
well ya got dubs in the minutes part of the timestamp i guess

DOUBLE THREAD

DELETE THIS YOU FAGGOT

3rd for commies that build great relationships with our president.

>>9856508
>deletes dubs failure
coward

>>9856539
negative

>>9856548
yeah i'd buy IQ, shits actually got growth potential

>>9856542
you mean like how bill ayers was a convicted
domestic terrorist in the 70s and 80s but then suddenly became a major DNC donor for the clintons and bama?

>>9856592
no i was talking about lil' kim

>>9856610
i always thought she looked like a gommie

>>9856476
TLT puts isn't the way to go right now, you should actually be long TLT going into shit post.

>>9856476
the correction is approaching dumbass

>>9856559
posting in a fake thread like a cuck

>>9856620
i'm going to be laughing all the way to the bank

kek
so we just gonna shitpost in this thread at the dorks in the other one?

>>9856559
come over to my thread and say that to my face faggot and see what happens

>>9856671
it doesnt matter what you want anon

>>9856674
they'll either figure it out or they won't.

>>9856693
im down

>>9856620
whats that quote from anyways
sounds like some gay chink shit or sumthin

>>9856717
>not buying IQ and sitting short bonds?
Well hope you got some lube because you're about to get fucked in teh ass mate.

test

SMG THREAD WARRRRRRRS

>>9856763
rest

>>9856776
west

>>9856777
these faggots that are long are in for a surprise when the shit post comes, and the oil's gonna be so expensive these broke faggots will suck your dick for gasoline, but you'll have so much cash you can just fucking what ever.

>>9856803
>>9856787
>>9856776
>>9856768
>>9856763
>>9856753
this pleases my autism

>>9856813
this is the most retarded shit we've done since we made those thousands of dollars on AMRS

>>9856826
i just wish this fucking gay ass site didnt have spam filter cooldown. theres no more fun to be had spamming this shithole anymore. i gotta sit here and fill out like a thousand captchas for googles nigger ass and wait around for a cooldown, just so that i can get my tism fix

Hey my replies are in previous thread too autistic to copy paste (phoneposting)
T.uso options faggot

TESLA man, it hit 355, should I sell now?

>>9856888
dont ask that dude. he dont know anymore than the rest of us. hes just a lot cockier

Post fruit

>>9856911
I trust him because of that recklessness

>>9856888
>>9856911
>>9856919
hold tesla

Sell a few days after he goes on JRE podcast (elon musk)

375-400 is the price target by july 10

>>9856917
This guy here is a giant fruit. >>9856456

>>9856919
the dudes reckless because he can afford to be with a $200 play account desu.
its not even that his idea of trading off of peoples emotions is a bad one, its just that hes a fucking cocksucker

>>9856807
I'm going down with the ship...
Probably sholdve checked the energy reports (wednesdays)

>>9856935
Which thread are we doing?
Brainlethamster.jpeg

>>9856947
fucking kek

>>9856932
Dunno, looks like the bottom is falling out already for today at least.

>>9856947
oh damn, $14 USO is the target, you're gonna get bogged

Panic selling is taking TSLA right now. Rev up the puts?

>>9856967
me and baggy are just stretching our legs. dont worry about it. this is the fruit thread

>>9856947
i honestly think youre probably gonna be ok so long as you dont run into too much theta decay desu. its headed up now

>>9856978
maybe if its not quick, but i think itll make at LEAST one new ATH this year. theres too much that could happen

First. Gonna start a new thread

>>9856972
>>9857000
weak hands

>>9857024
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Leave this shit thread, they didn't get the title right

>>9856456
>>9856456
>>9856456
>>9856456
REAL THREAD

>>9856978
I got 13 calls 8 17
14.70 seems too high after the news jews started kvetching about muh poor families gas bills etc 6 million etc

Are raytheon, lockheed, Boeing etc good holds right now?

With was winding down and the recent peace summit with NK, do you think they'll be on a downtrend? Its been steadily decreasing already these past few weeks.

Momentum over for now. Should close below open. This will prompt panic selling tomorrow if it does.

>>9857038
factually incorrect
see
>>9857058

>>9857024

There's 3 threads now: >>9856979

OP should have deleted this one, since it was posted 2nd and he is too stupid to get the title correct.

>>9857043
Wars winding down*

>>9857054
i strive to be australian someday

christ delete one of the threads already

>>9857076
no its just the day i got banned from cuckchan i guess

>>9857076
I sure hope so

Reeeeeeee which fuggin thread? Atleast make it 4 threads my autism can't take odd numbers fuuuuccckkkk

>>9857119
there's only 1 thread, your autism is fucked m8

>>9857119

Real thread: >>9856456

This thread for for fruit

THIS is the official thread, it has a better image in the catalog!

>>9857140
and trips
and moar frutes

but imma nuke it bye bye

>>9857157
if you nuke the /smg/ i'll have no place to post

Which ETF will do best during the upcoming crash?

>>9857174
all part of the plan my friend

also does sage work on this board?
lets nuke this biatch

>>9857182

Cantaloupe

>>9857177
no i meant the smart meals general were in

totes thought we were on /ck/
my bad

>>9857188

The bears are going to eat this for breakfast. TSLA just reported to fire 9% of its workforce. Hard to make those numbers without those people.

>>9857182
TVIX

>>9857212
+20 day
only going to be a
+15 day

OH GOD THE HORROR

>>9857221
this but unironically

>>9857212
>TSLA just reported to fire 9% of its workforce. Hard to make those numbers without those people.
wew
sauce?

>>9857241
>>9857212
probably solar people that get fired and minorities, just getting the avg IQ up a lil

>>9857241
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1006597562156003328

first for BWEN

>>9857241
uh, Tesla doesn't care about money honey, they are in it for the technology and diversity

>>9857254
>https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1006597562156003328
eliminating wagecucks, move along

>>9857401
im actually unironically thinking the same thing
it fucks with phone normies really hard too
(though i like some of the phonefags here even if they ARE fags)

>>9857401
Hell yeah, this is kind of fun

>>9857243
I told you faggots to be short that shit, but no, don't listen to bagholder, he just smashes puss and shit posts. These threads have gone down hill.

>>9857426
the autism is spreading...
yess........
>mfw

>>9857429
also this tho
i dont wanna get too smaht here or something

>>9857336


The people but with small head twitter reply is fucking hillarious.

https://twitter.com/shegotsmallhead

>>9857429
it's ok, nobody said you have to leave.

also
MODZ
please move this thread to /ck/ where it belongs
im a faggot and cant delete this shit

>>9857182
SPXU

>>9857469
im thinking ill prolly catch another ban for this.
you know of any good VPNs for this fucking site? shouldnta dun it, but i did, and now here we are.

if you know any, post em on teh bunker desu senpai

>>9857473
>>9857506
also
4 the record, i did TRY to delete the thrad, but it was too late

which begs the question tho, are there mods on this board at all, or are they /ourguys/ and dgaf?

>>9857488
only the HIGH IQ masterrace can post in /smg/ now

>>9857595
thats a good point anon.
and were usually a pretty tidy general
my tism just got the best of me desu

buy SMG. they just underwent a split, shareholder value is through the roof

>>9857628
i dont know m8, my IQ is too low

IM DRUNK AS FUCK IS THIS THE REAL THREAD

TWITTER FALLING AND I'M MAKING MONEY

Reminder that if you dont buy a share of BRK.A before Buffett-sama's death, you have failed him

MY IQ IS HIGH AS SHIT

I AM A MASTER TRADER

>>9857678
kek

>>9857657
take the redpill, both threads are real and fake

TSLA FALLING!!!

ONLY UP $8

>>9857698
I'm sure BRK will pump on the new's of Buffett's death. Investors will buy that shit up for sentimental reasons. Anyone who owns a single share of BRK.A will become incredibly wealthy.

Have you bought SNAP yet anon?

>>9857681
When my accumulation of BRK.B catches up to the share price of BRK.A, I plan to buy a share.

>>9857714
do us all a favor and write a script to bypass this fucking faggot captcha. so sick of doing google analytics job for them

>>9857745
I thought SNAP was dead. Is this a good entry point?

>>9857783
because elon musk personality cult

>>9857788
i hope moot gets fucking shot desu
as well as that gawker slut he was getting cucked by

>>9857791
alright.
this one

>>9857791
low IQ poster detected

>>9857808
Some of us are phone fags at work. Still hilarious tho

>>9857783 →
Too fucking bad m8. Welcome to shit posting hell.

>>9857825
investors usually like layoffs

>>9857663
The days of becoming a millionaire from crypto are dead, you dumb faggots.

Tfw ive been on vacation for thr past two weeks
Tfw im in a timezone 7 hours ahead and trade from 4pm to 11pm
Tfw im up thousands of dollars while i kick back on beaches and stay in nice hotels
Tfw traders life is the best life
Tfw drunk and no gf

>>9857784
Yes. Close to 52 week low/floor and will report better results in Q3 due to their redesign of the failed redesign. They will start making money EOY, and It will go on a TWTR like run in a year. Cap this.

Too many people use their product for them not to monetize properly. Once they monetize more effectively, the stock will launch.

so this is the end .... of /smg/

>>9857906
Yeah, well, it's nice when it's nice. But we all know there are days when you're thousands of dollars up, as well as thousands of dollars down.

Have as many former, and as few latter as possible, anon. Enjoy.

Also, get a gf, maybe even wife. It changes perspective in an interesting way. New developments.

>>9857879
Actually, becoming a millionaire from crypto is still very easy.

If you starts as a billionaire.

this is the most boring day for AMD this year. Could have sworn it would hit $16 today

SeekingAlpha just published an article on Dollar Tree. I've been holding since 80. Should I sell?

>>9858430
>>9858620

same fag.

>>9858620
yes

>>9858430
can't find it. Link?

Yea, I would hold. I bought after most recent slump, and I'm planning on holding at least to 88-90.

>>9858430
>>9858620
I sold. 12% return is good for me and I'll buy on the next dip.

>>9858620
Yes but buy back in later, they'll be worth an ungodly amount in 5 years

>leave for a couple hours
>not only am i not banned, but both threads are up still
>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.png

im sure you know what this means, /smg/.
with our combined autism we could easily slide ALL crypto threads off the board and reclaim our homeland. our zion.

>>9859268
/biz/ for the /smg/ites
our promised landed is now

>>9859373
Praise be to the Bogdanovs.

>>9859481
IT'S OUR BOARD AGAIN! FUCK THE PAJEETY COIN SHIT POSTERS!

>>9859358
our people are unironically the only ones putting out any OC at all right now too (other than forced waifufaggotry for pajeet scam coins and the like. and no ones stupid enough to buy link anymore, so thats ded too). i dont mind the /biz/raelis that were here before the balfour declaration, but these ashkenazim that came from various parts of asia are here for one thing, and one thing only:
TO STEAL OUR HOMELAND
AND OUR WAY OF LIFE
WE MUST DRIVE THE CRYPTOKIDDIES INTO THE SEA!!!

>>9859653
we will have four threads tomorrow and five the next day
autists will not rest until the entire board is /smg/

>>9859559

>>9859653
You better believe this is the new normal. We're taking our streets back

>>9859526
/SMG/U ACKBAR!!!!

>>9859626
yes, my brother
we can no longer sit idly by in our general thread, waiting to die. we can no longer simply throw stones and insults at the invaders.
we must reclaim our home and make it a place where all /smg/inians can worship the bogs in peace.

>>9859653
relax, this kinda just happened by accident.
but we WILL reclaim our homeland.
dont you see nikkei, my brother?

>>9859739
REEEEEEEEEEEE TEH PROFIT CAUSED THIS
AS EXPECTED OF TEH PROFIT

i gotta split rn
but if anyone can edit this into saying /smg/ somewhere, then the jihad can officially start

>>9859768
i cannot help that the lord has chosen to speak through me, my brother.

like i said. it just sort of happened

>>9859706
we mustnt be too hasty my brother
we must plan this attack carefully. we must harness our OC. then when the time is right, we will wipe the /biz/realis from the map.

>$CMCSA price just shat itself
>ATT merger went through
>Comcast pretty much greenlit to acquire Fox assets
Do I increase my position in CMCSA?
It's already 20% of my portfolio.

>>9859669
Lisa Su has more test than most CEOs

After HMNY pops up over $2.50, it's going to fall back down below $0.20 and then back up to $7. If you play this right, you could be a millionaire in a couple months.

What were your buzzer plays?

I picked up some LRCX and USO at the buzzer. Oil is looking to make a move

>>9859653
Only if you stop posting those gay chinese cartoon pics.

>>9859478