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Saturday ice Cold Pepsi edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:

Robinhood
>Commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

>How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

Interactive Brokers
>$0.005/share, $1 minimum. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
http://www.interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
http://www.tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
http://www.degiro.eu

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
https://money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
https://www.cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

CNBC Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.html
Fox Business Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
Bloomberg Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE [Embed]

Previous thread: >>10350540

>> No.10360208

first for Kek Teh Profit got doosed with acid last night
I wonder if he finally saw the golden bull truth

>> No.10360247
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second for bloody-ass Monday

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Third for
No
Ratsu-kun deserves nothing but most excuteting death

Her worship of golden bull most hata in eyes of god
She wants to reap the harvest without darkening the sod
She WILL pay

>> No.10360269

reminder:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9eXi3RL8q4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxP2fAqamZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAKa2IDD2Cg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KtqJdHyvEY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcyYyyaPz84

>> No.10360302

>stock market

Enjoy your measly gains lel. Maybe by the time you're 65 your "investments" will pay off and you'll be able to buy a nice moderate two bedroom one story house!

>> No.10360321
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10360321

HMNY is going to dip on Monday because people are going to assume these new shares are going to get sold off immediately, but they're not. Unironically buy the dip. These large institutional investors are going to get this shit pumped way the fuck up before they sell out.

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>>10360268
Lets pretend you didnt say that

>> No.10360335
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~th for Happy Birthday Nico Yazawa

>> No.10360338

>>10360268
kek
there alot of me around today...

someone give me stock for run strategy tester on

>> No.10360357
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>>10360321
Nice try, Farnsworth.

>> No.10360517

>>10360338
Good Year tires

>> No.10360529

>>10360338
Kill yourself

>> No.10360638
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>>10360338
LB

>> No.10360709

Does anyone know why the global shipping industry went to shit 5 years ago, and why it's now recovering?
I'm specifically referencing SSW in this case

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>>10360335
happy birthday nico!

>>10360517


goodyear not doing to good but still semi buy

last trades:
>Sold all shares @ 23.50
>re-bought all shares @ 21.90
>sold 2/5 shares @ 21.70

>> No.10360887
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> 100% stocks - primarily tesla, amazon, and netflix
> Taking a 401k loan to buy a nice little entry level house in a gentrified neighborhood
> Investing heavily in link as a crypto hedge against fiat
Am I gonna make it, bros?

>> No.10360898

>>10360269
these chinese ghost cities are so cool

>> No.10360902
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>>10360529
cant find that stock >_>

>>10360638
LB also kinda sell

>sold all shares @ 36.50
>rebuy 4/5 @ 32.00
>sell 3/5 @ 32.10
>sell 1/5 @ 31.75

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>>10360887
i bought these exact stocks 5 years ago

you fucking retard no you are not going to make it

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>>10360724
your last robot had sucess rate of 0%
How can i trust this one

>> No.10360954

is now a good time to get the fuck out of the market? is the smart money index a meme? I've sold about half of my poorfag fund portfolio - enough to make sure I won't regret a crash. was that a good idea, biz?

>> No.10360977

>>10360954
You should exit the market, Ill be staying all in :)

>> No.10361016

how do i short web

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>>10360887
Nope.

>> No.10361070

>>10360954
yes sell bulls all your shares and go hide in the cuck shed

>> No.10361073

>>10360208
nope

i dont think were crashing just yet tho.
i honestly expect us to continue to more or less stay in this range for a while until the credit risk that is hidden in this market finally becomes too large to ignore.

in the meantime, accumulate commodities. there will be a beartrap for the whole GSCI at some point, then likely one of the biggest commodities bullruns that have ever happened

>>10360887
youre a few steps behind m8. tech needs a correction.

>>10360954
if youre worried about the end, leave some of your speculative plays on, then transfer a large portion of your portfolio to a diverse portfolio of bonds/fixed income securities/ETFs.

i also recommend accumulating commodities to hedge somewhat against inflation, as many of the safer bonds (even the ones advertised as so, like TIPS) do not yield enough to combat inflation

>is the smart money index a meme
yes as it has nothing to do w smart money necessarily
it does however have a good record of leading major crashes, and this is a very large divergence.

but things arent crashing just yet. i expect at least one or two large-ish VIX spikes before ER season is through, but i dont think were in for it just yet.

but if youre worried, its time to crack open a book and start learning about fixed-income securities. nothing wrong with learning how to play defensively, and with a portion of your port being protected (but still not sitting idle), you can easily still participate in your regular speculation in stocks

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>>10360940
she not have that low success rate and it not robot >_>

anyways you not really able to trust these things because you will not be able to see when 2 buy

but 2000% profit with 54% win rate is pretty good for stocks

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>>10361096
>theres a 50/50 chance

>> No.10361443
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alright guise
seeing as there seems to be a lot of shilling for shiny rocks these days, and a lot of anons being suckered into buying them by goldbugs and zerohedge, it might be time to reveal the true golden bull of precious metals.

or should i say the platinum bull.

platinum is a rarer metal than even gold, has more uses in industry, and traditionally has been valued at more than gold. however, while gold and silver have remained aloft in recent years, on the backs of useful idiots being shilled by predatory goldbugs as a way to protect against "the big one" (its not, look at historical data), platinum has no such scammer industry involved in its marketing.

on the contrary, its been shorted heavily for about 3 years now. and many people dont even realize that it is a metal that is regularly traded (as its been nothing but a short position for several years now). as a result, platinum is MUCH more oversold than gold, and even silver (which hasnt had as much luck as gold in being able to hold onto its gains from last run).

the other major factor that makes it a much better trade than gold/silver is the way it trades. while gold and silver move on a % basis similar to bonds (but w out the yield), and are held onto in unfathomable quantities by large banks, platinum is again, much less controlled, and subsequently trades on a % basis that is 3-5x larger than gold or silver.

TL;DR if you wanna buy shiny rocks, buy platinum

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Does /smg/ dab every time they make 1 dollar?

>> No.10361525

>>10361470
At first I thought this was a forced meme, but now I'm starting to like it
DAB FOR GAINS

>> No.10361553

>>10361525
>At first I thought this was a forced meme
its literally just spam
not even a meme

also, as anon said the other day, a dab for every dollar move is virgin. autistic screeching for every $1k gain is the true chad way

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10361611

heres the new shortfloat data on DRUS
looks like the recent news of even more contracts is starting to make the bulls win out against the bears trying to hold it down.

>> No.10361651

>>10361525
broadcast when

>> No.10361722

>>10361553
I'll have to go back and find that pasta, it was delicious
>>10361651
Later this afternoon! I'm trying to make it better

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>>10361327
you mofo! 4% is sick edge
will kill you

>>10361443
imo too many people longed platinum @ 800
if TPTB are taking gold & silver for ride they will probably take plat for a ride around 900

>> No.10361800

>>10361751
Are you still bearish right now, cripple waifu?

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>>10361751
i think platinum is set to conservatively double in the next few years. likely much more than that. if metals turn bullish, platinum will be the one where the most gains on a % basis are to be had.

not to mention i found out i can trade PPLT commission free thanks to schwab. i had never noticed it before, but this is likely going to become my new metals play. now that silver has broken its predictable range, its become much harder to call which direction its going. due to the sudden spike in shilling and people holding it, i can only imagine that the next step will be for the precious metals cartel to mug al the commies and libertarians buying it at this level

in terms of gains to be had from precious metals in the coming years, it goes:
platinum > silver > gold > palladium
imo

>> No.10361995

>>10361808
do you know companies that sell rare rocks like Turquoise Opal and Obsidian? Im trying to find but can not find

>> No.10362016

whats the consensus on US Concrete and Cemex

>> No.10362051

>>10361995
not sure if theres enough industrial demand for turquoise, opal or obsidian to be profitable in that sense desu

im certain there must be SOME publicly traded company that concerns itself with these things, but idk what they are

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Fug

>> No.10362260

>>10361800
well, am pretty sure we hitting 2840 b4 bounce down, but yeah still overall bearish

esp if dollar keeps climbing jeez

>>10361808
> now that silver has broken its predictable range
this exactly what am saying they will do to plat
push it below 800 somehow ! that seems to be the pattern !

but overall yeah platinum seems like it should be 1300

>> No.10362357

>>10362016
they a "solid" investment
kekekekekek

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>>10362357
>mfw

>> No.10362497

>>10362260
>this exactly what am saying they will do to plat
push it below 800 somehow ! that seems to be the pattern !
sure but unlike gold and silver, platinum is not held in massive quantities by central banks. TPTB do not have nearly as much of a stranglehold on that metal as they do gold and silver.

but like i said, prior to a couple of years ago, platinums price was above gold literally 90% of the time. it is also rarer, and worth more in an industrial sense. this inversion has been uncharacteristically long, and has continued all while gold and silver have been held up, making it around twice as oversold than the alternatives.

the simple fact that no one ever shills platinum on conservative/libertarian radiostations/media outlets makes me think that it is a safer investment in terms of holding onto shiny rocks.

as a shorttime guy, im more just lookng at it, because it ranges in a larger percentage daily on average, and i found out i can trade the PPLT ETF commission free

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZqRCQTvMPY
NEW PODCAST

>>10362497
I'm kind of tired of being a gambling degenerate, so I'm putting together a /comfy/ portfolio I don't have to worry about. What do you think of:
Large amount of value dividend stocks
Medium amount of growth
Some shiny rocks or metals
Some commodities (for the moon mission)

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>>10362357

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>>10361808
I've been toying with this idea for six months or so but have yet to see an attractive entry point. South Africa crashing would cause a platinum demand spike as they're a major producer
>>10362469
Mfw

Cleaned my basement and hot tub today; now getting ready to grill. Who else /boomer/ this weekend

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>>10362604
amazon will rise to 3000

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Come on, guys. I need five options bets right in a row so I can buy a new car. What do you think.

>> No.10362898

>>10362801
I am nervous on Amazon, got a ton in options but if it dips I’m buying more. So basically all in

>> No.10363002

>>10362801
>>10362898
Bagholder is still on the warpath against Amazon this Thursday, I don't know if I'll join in on his suicide rush.
>>10362700
Video relevant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tVbVu9Mkg

>> No.10363086
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>>10362357
CARLOS

>> No.10363093
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>>10362801
Google miss
Att beat
Qualcomm beat
Starbucks miss
Twitter miss

>> No.10363104

>>10362801
then do straddles or strangles on big ER movers if you can get in on low IV. gamble omni-directionally on ER, or not at all

>>10362700
i dont have a position in platinum either rn, but its showing signs of at least a good dead cat bounce rn. all precious metals jumped on friday, and platinum is just more active. im going to wait for it to show support around this 813 resistance before going long. but its definitely going to be the big winner if metals go macro bullish for some reason.

>South Africa crashing would cause a platinum demand spike as they're a major producer
i hadnt even thought of that. SA going full zim isnt even out of the question desu

>>10362604
you should leave out the metals if you dont want to speculate. replace those with some fixed income securities that will yield a good amount.

some ones im looking at are
>LQD and VCIT for safer junk bonds yielding around 3.5%
>PFF an ETF that tracks preferred stock, yields almost 6%
>AMLP a diverse basket of oil pipeline REITs yielding 8% (more risky than bonds)
>UNIT (since it just wiped out a little) or some other REIT that yields +10%
>CWB a convertible bond ETF, yields 4%, seems to be more reactive to moves in the markets, but is still less risky than holding junk bonds

while these may move sluggishly in both directions, if youre looking to play defensively, youd be better off putting your "oh shit" money in some of these (and ideally across a couple of them to manage risk)

as for indexes, it seems the mid to small cap companies have been shielded quite well from the intl FUD these past few months so id look at the russell. the DOW has also been more stable the other indexes this last week

theres a couple different ETF blends that can zone in on growth/value types for each index, so look into it
https://finviz.com/map.ashx?t=etf

and rather than guessing on which commodity moons the most (since you dont seem to unerstand commodities all that well), try USCI for broad commodities exposure

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>>10362357

>> No.10363167

>>10363104
This is good advice, screencapped and saved. Metals/commodities just make up my "are you retarded/plz make me rich section", I still need to fulfill my gambling addiction somehow.
For some high yield ETFS i'm looking at YYY or DFE or FDD, all go around 9 to 10%

>> No.10363182

>>10360321
nobody pumps their stock before declaring bankruptcy because all sorts of questions get asked and the SEC will intervene

>> No.10363184

>>10363104
>>10363167
If I do do commodities, I for sure go with an ETF like USCI, you are correct in lack of knowledge in this area kek

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>>10363002

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>>10361470
I never am not dabbing.

>> No.10363224

>>10363215
Bro you got to stop posting these hawt 2D girls, you're making me sexual degenerate

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>>10363224
I took off an entire week while with family. Your dick had its break.

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>>10363167
>muh high yield
I know damn well you arent holding that stuff more than a week

>> No.10363275

AYX is amazing. I wish I had bought more (bought 10 shares when it was $20). I can guarantee you that more and more business are going to be using it. I think it's going to be just like Tableau.

>> No.10363278

>>10363182
this
make sure to remind everyone to not gamble on HMNY before the r/s. i know ive been trying to tell everyone

all this press (read: shilling) its been getting has been from desperate/predatory bagholders imo

>>10363167
careful w YYY. that shit has an expense ratio of 2.02%. thats insanity. that leaves its yield somewhere around 6.6%, which is decent, but it seems to be trapped in a downward channel since feb, and is trading at the top of its range currently.

as for investing in euro memes, you might want to zone in and do more research on where specifically youd want to buy into. im pretty sure theres a good amount of the euro markets that are worth less than nothing, so just do your research into which ETFs track what, specifically. and keep an eye on those expense ratios

>> No.10363295

>>10363262
w YYY i hope not lol
2.02% expense ratio

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Yuan devaluation should see a slight bounce this week. Last week was brutal for most Chinese shit. I think it will be green for the week, but Monday could see a little more of a decline.

>> No.10363358

https://twitter.com/Benshooter/status/1020163845371805696

On a scale of "just logistic issues" to "Enron", what's /smg/s take?

>> No.10363401

>>10363358
Another Enron would be nearly impossible. Thanks to SOX, audits are done much more strictly now.

>> No.10363432

>>10363297
no dude!
trade war am on

china dumping their yawn and pumping dolla for next 6 years

>> No.10363451

>>10363295
>>10363278
Fugg, that's a fucking high expense ratio. I'll keep browsing around for some nice stuff, that map you gave me of ETFs is really useful desu
>>10363297
I predict you will be b& for this image

>> No.10363475

>>10363401
from an actual scale perspective, i dont think anyone will ever be able to top enron. that company eventually was nothing other than an exit scam. literally telling its employees to double down on stock/stock options till the day they gave em all the boot

TSLA is similar in that all it can seem to produce is debt, but i feel its more from absolute incopetence, and less from a standpoint of maliciousness

>>10363451
yea i watch that ETF map a lot to get a look at where things went for the day. just recently found out it has relative volume too. very useful

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I have been playing OSU! and listening to audiobooks to pass the weekend time. How have you been passing the time /smg/?

>> No.10363495

>>10363451
>b& for this image
or any other image where he's avatarfagging (which is bannable)

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>>10363495
>>b& for this image
It's not avatar fagging to post 3 images of the same thing

>> No.10363518

>>10363479
decided im gonna try and swing platinum this week if it continues.
now im off to play some vidya since it just started raining outside

>> No.10363536

>>10360954
>smart money index a meme

It collapsed in 2003 or some shit and the bull market continued for 4 more years

>> No.10363560

>>10361073
Bonds are a meme, the bond market just finished a 30 year bull run and is a massive bubble that will get wiped out as interest rates skyrocket from their 5000 year lows to save the rapidly depleting pension system.

>> No.10363581

>>10363401
>>10363358
On the other hand, if we have a new Enron it's gonna be TSLA

>> No.10363637

>>10363560
im not suggesting holding them till maturity tho. hell im not even tellinng him to buy actual bonds, but more liquid ETFs instead.
im just giving him advice on how to stay somewhat exposed to the market, w out sitting cash, and while still getting a yield.

even if bonds are in a macro bear market, they still move infinitely slower than stocks if they go bear. not to mention treasuries and safer fixed income securities tend to soar after a crash, when the FED drops rates once again. they will at least be a much more comfortable bagholding experience than stock imo

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>>10363581
Can you imagine the fall out if Elon went full 14/88 on twitter and was forced to resign from Tesla?

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Yo is there any platform i can use to trade from my robinhood account
I.E Metatrader, Ninjatrader, ETC.. Robinhoods charting suck.

It doesnt need to be amazing but anything better will help

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>>10363479
>how are you passing the time

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10363685

>>10361470
'mire my arms after all the dabs I've done

>> No.10363756
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>>10363666
Remember to work on your abs, Satan! I'm still sore from doing it but it feels good

>> No.10363788
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10363788

Which muni bond fund would you chose?
BAB: 4.26% yield, up 30% in 5 years, .28% fees, taxable
or
HYD: 3.97% yield, up 35% in 5 years, .35% in fees, not taxable
I think the better option is HYD because of taxes, right?

>> No.10363801

>>10363661
Sign up for td ameritrade. You don't have to actually fund the account then you can use think or swim. Or just use finviz

>> No.10363831

>>10363801
I can connect Thinkorswim to my Robinhood account ?
Or activley trade from my robinhood account on Finviz?

>> No.10363846

>>10363831
No. You have to use something external to rh for better charting. There's a reason it's free

>> No.10363860

>>10363846
no all i want is to use the robinhood API to use an external program to trade. I use trading view for most of my charting

>> No.10363890

>>10361470
i felt pretty good after i made 2300 dollars on friday but then i rememberd i lost 2500 throught the week Pal!

>> No.10363893

>>10363860
Nigger I'm telling you it's not possible. Rh doesn't have an api to integrate with

>> No.10363910

>>10363893
You think i had trouble understanding you? I thought u had trouble understanding me.

>> No.10363940
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10363940

>>10363910
IT
IS
IM
POS
A
BLE

>> No.10363956

>>10363940
Beating a dead horse huh comfy

>> No.10363978
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10363978

check it out
i stole some bitches indicator
looks bretty gool, doesnt it?
im gonna start adjusting it some more to make it more applicable to what i trade

>> No.10364072

>>10363940
>>10363956
i'm going to regret this
look up quantopian - robinhood bridging; I'm working on something for the future of /smg/-hedgefund
post in bunker to collaborate (or don't)

>> No.10364219
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10364219

Hershey's dividends next month

>> No.10364323

>>10363978
post source nibba

>> No.10364365

>>10364219
I had chipotle and then a bunch of salad. I'll be having those dividends tomorrow morning after my coffee

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10364391

>>10364219
lol
the daily candles look like they threw up

>>10364323
https://pastebin.com/LTk1nt5h

>> No.10364414
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10364414

>>10363978
>>10363479
you are on your way!
me programmed this guppy this weekend

bright green = over sold
bright pink = over bought

>> No.10364477

>>10364414
i just stumbled on the code for this flipping through the free indicators. i havent touched it up other than changing the stock colors. im going to write inputs for all the various MAs so that they can be adjusted for accuracy/fine tuning. i dont think mines a real guppy tho. its just a bunch of emas

>> No.10364546

>>10360269
>wishing you went to China right after college to fuck off while searching out angsty China girl with loaded family

>spend the rest of life getting drunk and riding motorcycles around the country with your bud

>still fucking qt randos like a modern day Genghis

Man, some guys have it all.

>> No.10364571

>>10364477
pretty sure it has a guppy, which is the center line, which is how the lines turn from green to red, yellow, orange then they cross guppy

could be wrong tho

>> No.10364617

Save cash until the next market crash then buy good companies on the cheap. Prove me wrong.

>> No.10364640

>>10364617
if you're so certain of a crash, why aren't you shorting all your money with leverage?

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>>10364617

>> No.10364660

I think the market is either going to go up or down next week.

>> No.10364667

it could also go sideways

>> No.10364686

>>10364640
Because I don’t know when it will happen

>> No.10364699

>>10364617
Problem with this is the 2008 drop was around 54% and it completely recovered within 4 months.
so you could end up waiting years for a drop that will never happen, while the market goes up 50% without you.

The worst situation would be like one in the 60s, where the stock market is going up but inflation is rapid so you're still losing lots of value. not sure what asset you'd want to own during that time period.

>> No.10364748 [DELETED] 

>>10364699
Couldn’t bought Ford for $1.89 a share.

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10364768

>>10364699
Um sweety

>> No.10364781

>>10363479
Reblued a .22 that was damaged in the flood. It came out so so. Went to town and got some groceries. Ran a couple of calls but nothing exciting although I did have a cpr in progress yesterday afternoon. I did get to see the qt deputy though. Cooked some fish for dinner. About to watch Live PD and troll /pol/.

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>>10364748

>> No.10364786

>>10364768
think it's a decent place nowadays, but what would you do in the 60s?
buy corn futures?

>> No.10364798

>>10364699
Could have bought Ford for $1.89

>> No.10364854

>>10364686
Then shut the fuck up

>> No.10364861

>>10364768
me have never said sweety, every >_>

>>10364786
cold storage LSD

but seriously, silver

>> No.10364873

>>10364854
No

>> No.10364905

>>10364861
oh good catch. Gold went from $35 to $445 in that time period. i'm sure silver did similar

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>>10364699
>The worst situation would be like one in the 60s, where the stock market is going up but inflation is rapid so you're still losing lots of value
this is almost certainly what will happen the moment we let off the QT. course i dont know wtf is going to happen after we return to neutral (and im pretty sure the FED doesnt either), so who knows? it might just moon anyways
>not sure what asset you'd want to own during that time period
commodities
pic related is out of date, but it doesnt matter

>> No.10364935

>>10364905
no T_T
silver only 2x'd

Even with historical data me stuff fail long term investor kek

>> No.10364953

>>10364935
Kek Fail XD

>> No.10364997

>>10364935
lol. i'm looking at 1962-1980, silver did okay actually, $9 -$45

>> No.10365023

>>10364997
its platinum this time desu senpai
coming off a 3 year bear market, while other metals have been held aloft on libertarians. plus plat is rarer and more valuable to industry, as well as being harder to work with. oh and they dont shill it on talk radio

>> No.10365026

>>10364768
tfw no pump loli

>> No.10365033

>>10365023
Platinum etfs? Mining companies? Which do you recommend?

>> No.10365061

>>10360887
buckle up for tslaq

>> No.10365078

>>10365033
PPLT

>> No.10365090

>>10365033
oh i thought you were talking spot price of metals for a runaway inflation hedge
the spot ETF is PPLT. its thankfully not at the mercy of futures rolls, so no contango. trades like a fucking stock too. i just wish there were derivatives on it desu. id make so much fucking money lol

i dunno any mining companies.
some anon pointed out that south africa is a major producer, so if they go tits up, itll skyrocket. under usual circumstances it trades above gold, but its been way under it for years now. very oversold imo. the problems w metals these days is that QT has capped inflation for now. but i suspect that once we return to neutral policy, things might start acting funny. that was a deep wound we sustained in 08, and QE did some things that were somewhat unexpected

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>>10365026

>> No.10365175
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>>10364935
Haha that's like soooooo totally like me of me
Not ah girlfriend

>> No.10365228
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10365228

>>10364997
am talking about this dip in 71
it basically makes investing in silver in the 60s worthless

>>10364953
screw you!

>>10365175
you a real jerk today

>> No.10365259

>>10363479
Visited family, scheduled a fuck ton of seminars for this coming month, ran dnd, Hearthstone.

The next two weeks will be big for the Chinese market. Gonna more or less set the tone for the entire month.

>> No.10365287

>>10365228
"investing" in silver is ez
what you do is buy a shitton of it when its worth nothing. then you sell it when non-financially educated normies start asking you about it
>hey anon, should i invest in silver?
>sure have all of mine at spot rn
cue market crash
>oh no why are my rocks going down w the market?
>offer to buy it back (at current spot) as normies lost their house
rinse repeat

this is the way of the goldbug.
a goldbug infestation is a 100% sure sell sign

>> No.10365310

>>10361443
Your blashemy against the mighty silver will not be forgotten friend.
Us precious metals investors will snobbingly look down at you from the heavens.

>> No.10365317

>>10365228
yeah after the inflation era ended you'd want to cash out.
So in todays terms, if we start to see wages going up out of control (10% a year) then it'd be a good time to hold gold/bitcoin

We're seeing QT now so currently holding oil is my play.

>> No.10365332

>>10363479
I am visiting HK
I just learned my application to a finance school was refused
I have other schools in mind but I wonder what I will be doing if all fails (inb4 rope)

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10365334

>>10362357

>> No.10365342

>>10365310
i still think silver will outperform gold desu
but all this only happens after inflation goes wild, and ONLY then. and it hasnt yet due to FED letting $50B bonds die every month. and this should continue until they fucking decide when, so im only swinging this shit. i would never accumulate this shit at these prices desu senpai

>> No.10365354

>>10365259
What kind of catalysts do you see for the chink market ?

Imo the ChinkCom tries so hard to have control over everything that they have a high probability of losing it all

>> No.10365366

>>10365332
just steal a bunch of books of the interwebs and eat fucking cans of beans until you know enough to not blow up your account desu.

thats what i did senpai

>> No.10365370

>>10365287
My grandparents invested $10,000 in a Peruvian silver mine in the 1980s, but a mudslide wiped out the entire area and the company exit scammed kek

>> No.10365382

>>10365370
>id
long lean hogs?

>> No.10365404

>>10364798
Ford is still cheap. Trading at 6-7 times earnings right now when every other company is overpriced af. Telecoms are also cheap af too

>> No.10365406
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10365406

What commodities do i invest in? I know oil just recently went up but some other anon said commodities will go up to the moon soon.

>> No.10365407

>>10365382
>+7 hogs 4 u
We all get pigs!

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>>10365404
When will ford go up? It honestly surprises me a well known car company has such a low price.

>> No.10365416

>>10365366
Of course
I am learning on my own while applying
(I invest on fundamentals and am considering playing macro shitnyou guys shill here)
I just want to have a formal background so I can hope to work somewhere in the financial sector

>> No.10365418

>>10365413
Because it's shit

>> No.10365423

>>10365370
the only time tested way to successfully invest in precious metals has been the way of the goldbug. just for gods sake dont do it to anyone you like

btw a lot of south american silver mines are worked in by literal blood ritual occultic devil worshippers (some local tribes there are different gods for above and below ground. on the literal surface they are christians. underground they sacrifice goats) so it sounds like your grandparents got what they deserved for investing literally in satan.

t. knower

>>10365382
UUUU

>> No.10365437

>>10365413
With all the bad eco news going on in the world, I think the auto sector is in a downtrend cycle
I don't know of it is the bottom
It would be interesting to look up F price action and by how much it lags the eco boom/bust cycle

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>>10360887
>Tesla
>Netflix

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>>10365334
>>10363143
>>10363086
>>10362624
>>10362469
what, do you have something against, "hard assets" ?

>> No.10365460

>>10365416
>(I invest on fundamentals and am considering playing macro shitnyou guys shill here)
kek
just make sure to do your own DD
were all retarded. i just bring shit up here to bounce ideas around and get called out for being wrong/retarded
>I just want to have a formal background so I can hope to work somewhere in the financial sector
me too, but im not paying for it

>> No.10365461

>>10365418
It's very profitable shit.

>>10365413
Not sure. Auto sector is currently suffering. Current price targets are $14. But if Trump negotiates lower auto tariffs with Europe, were going to the moon. Imagine all the Sven's buying F-150s in solidarity against the Muslim menace when the cultural shift comes.

>> No.10365462

>>10365445
The only hard asset you need is muh dick

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>>10365407
it a SIGN

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>>10365462
me do like 2 short :^)

>> No.10365560

>>10365543
me kek

>> No.10365592

>>10365317
>>10365090
>QT
what is QT (inb4)

>> No.10365599

>>10365592
its how small specs justify reasoning for a future pullback

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>>10365228
Reminder that you will never teach your daughter how to trade cryptocurrencies because you will either die by then or be left infertile from all your treatments

>> No.10365642

>>10365317
i think bitcoin is going to be worth absolutely nothing because big money has a huge boner for blocking normies from being able to beat inflation easily. BTC is way too easy

>We're seeing QT now so currently holding oil is my play.
yeah oil leading the way up is why im acquiring agcoms too

>>10365592
quantitative tightening
the FED lets a certain amount of bonds from their port mature w out re-investing them.
its essentially thought as the opposite of quantitative easing, but its a little more complicated than that, in both method and effect

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>>10365543
>>10365560
>tfw I can finally satisfy a woman
Also I'm using your trading view to trade bitcoin on bitmex testnet
Time to never stop winning!

>> No.10365652

>>10365404
I know. I own a lot and enjoy collecting those divi’s

>> No.10365657

What are the earnings reports going to be like next week?

>> No.10365660
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10365660

>>10365633
T_T
gonna go OD on painkillers now ;_;

>> No.10365680

>>10365413
Who cares when. 5% divi PLUS annual special divi

>> No.10365684

>>10365657
>What are the earnings reports going to be like next week?
my guess is that the ERs will be completely irrelevant to what happens to the market, just like last time desu senpai

>> No.10365692

>>10365460
I never buy something without reading the financial reports and having some knowledge about the sector

>Long ROAD

>> No.10365693

>>10360268
Ratsuchan isnt a colored

>> No.10365707

>>10365660
sell me your fent

>> No.10365729

>>10365642
as long as jews exist crypto will get no where
unless the jews make israel-coin

>> No.10365732

>>10365693
That because she only sees in black & white + some faint blues?

>> No.10365736

How do I short reluctant kneepad grill?

>> No.10365742

>>10365692
>I never buy something without reading the financial reports
this is the hard part w macro and commodities. you have to figure this stuff out on your own, and economic stats for most countries, and especially for production of valuable commodities is often inaccurate/purposefully obscured

my favorite trick is to watch futures spreads, and put/call OI as well as put/call IV for hints on what options writers think. try and bet against what retail (long options suckers like myself) thinks is happening

>> No.10365747

>>10365736

We should all pool our assets and buy a life insurance policy desu

>> No.10365764

>>10365736
credit default swap her soul

i already did it on comfy
thats why he lost his tripcode

>> No.10365766

>>10365732
no she installed full color eyeballs

>> No.10365808

>>10362801
greens:
ameritrade
3m
v
mcd
twitter

5 greens 1 million dollars!!

>> No.10365827
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10365827

Just dropped 2k on ATT lads

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10365845

>>10365808
i might try on 3M desu
they are pretty oversold still
and my meme indicators are telling me its looking good

>> No.10365847

>>10365827
umm, sweetie?
they're already priced in

>> No.10365869

I'm fairly new to stocks. Where do you guys go for large news aggregates that suggest good picks, emerging markets etc? Do you just use shows / sites like bloomberg or cnbc? Or are there decent newsletters or something like that I can subscribe to? I do my own research, and am comfortable with TA, but would like something to help focus my time.

>> No.10365871

>>10360146

Yo, do any of you guys pay for investment newsletters and groups like The Valueline Investment Survey, or the Motley Fool? IF so what's the best?

>> No.10365889

>>10360887
not only are u buyying the worst stocks ur buying the worst crypto and thyre all fucking bad

>> No.10365895

>>10362801
speaking of this
fucking chipotle
people are getting boners over thinking about shorting AMZN

short fucking CMG
this is just getting out of hand desu. this shit chain restaurant is gonna blow up in the most spectacular way

>> No.10365967

>>10365871
Fuck no. Shit at the end of MF articles it literally says the ones that they recommend and/own if it was mentioned in that article.

>> No.10365981

>>10365869
Read Investors Business Daily & Seeking Alpha for starters. Also get on Stock Twits. But more importantly do your own damn research because literally everyone is shilling in one way or another.

>> No.10365998

>>10365981
>Seeking Alpha for starters. Also get on Stock Twits
lol
harsh
>more importantly do your own damn research because literally everyone is shilling in one way or another.
oh i see wat u did there

>> No.10366002

Anyone here do covered calls? what's your favorite stock to do it on?

>> No.10366014

>>10366002
bottomed out piece of shit stocks that arent going anywhere, w extremely high call IV

>> No.10366034

>>10365827
No you didnt its saturday
unless you paid debt collectors

>> No.10366037

>>10366002
i was doin it on LCI, but decided to get out on wednesday (just in time). let it start falling a little again and write ATM calls on it

>> No.10366040

>>10365413
Look at the history. Ford is a shit stock and the market hates it. It's cyclical; 10 and under is entry, 13 and over is exit. But you have to wait years

>> No.10366048

>>10365445
>implying your flabby non ass is hard

>> No.10366052

>>10366040
whether or not its a shit stock any non american made cars are going to become less popular when they get a big fat price increase dude to trumps tariffs.
should the trade war work out american made car companies are going to moon a bit

>> No.10366069

>>10366048
she's massively underweight, so her ass would be pretty hard

>> No.10366075
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10366075

So for the last three years I've sat in my fucking room alone...reading...plotting. I'm going to be a millionare under any circumstances. I've created a world of 700 pages so far of characters that I astral project too every night with baclstories and worlds. Is there any way to profit of this? Or should I not?

>> No.10366088

>>10366069
No moron that means no ass. Non-existent things cannot be hard

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10366099

>>10366052
>whether or not its a shit stock any non american made cars are going to become less popular when they get a big fat price increase dude to trumps tariffs.
i think we only need to look at the cost of gas to disprove this desu
shitbox little euro and jap cars could make a huge comeback if gas gets out of hand in the long term. could even offset the tariff effect

>>10366075
>im fucking insane and autistic: the post
i do this shit when i can desu
dont do it for three years tho
go outside m8

>> No.10366105

>>10366075
Drink bleach

>> No.10366109

>>10366075
>family had an intervention
>realize that im too much of a loner and it's scaring people
>realize I haven't talked to another human being except at work in over 6 years
>haven't had sex in 8 years
>Haven't hung out with people in 7
>never talked to another human being until I was 16 except school

I've created an entire world in my head. My actual skill level is low but I've created an entire world that I'm trying to get others to visit one day. Actually I take it back it's my world lol humans are shit and all need to get maimed tortured and killed lol. This is my paradise. This is the world I created. Nothing in front of me is real I create reality. I just need to break one habit and enter freedom than lifes perfect.

How do I make money?

>> No.10366123

>>10366075
you might be like that crazy guy Bethesda hired to make the elder scrolls stories.

>> No.10366125

>>10366099
>i think we only need to look at the cost of gas to disprove this desu

Umm you have heard of eco-boost right? Ford has literally already copied euro car tech in all their cars & trucks and they are very economical now.

>> No.10366129

First for tripfags are shit and a cancer on this thread. Before I leave I have to say that You, comfy, were the slimest, greasiest, slimball faggot kike nigger shill here. Your stock market knowledge is abysmal and anyone who listens to you is bound to lose money. Literally kill yourself

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10366138

>family had an intervention
>realize that im too much of a loner and it's scaring people
>realize I haven't talked to another human being except at work in over 6 years
>haven't had sex in 8 years
>Haven't hung out with people in 7
>never talked to another human being until I was 16 except school

I've created an entire world in my head. My actual skill level is low but I've created an entire world that I'm trying to get others to visit one day. Actually I take it back it's my world lol humans are shit and all need to get maimed tortured and killed lol. This is my paradise. This is the world I created. Nothing in front of me is real I create reality. I just need to break one habit and enter freedom than lifes perfect.

How do I make money?

>> No.10366142

>>10366129
Absolutely none of that means it's good buy at the moment and the charts have, and continue to prove it. All you retards are doing is buying a high and bagholding in the hopes that their might be good news at some random future point in time. It's a stupid trading strategy. Just go to Vegas and put your money on black.

I'm done with you retards, I'm going to try and find a trading community that actually wants to make money.

>> No.10366164

>>10366125
i havent kept up w that sector at all desu
shill me

either way, im fucked when gas goes up
that shit cuts into my bottom line HARD
traveling is fucking impossible and the tolls get kicked up too. even worse our van has two wheels on rear axle so tolls are 2x-4x regular anyways

>>10366129
what are you doin here on the weekend baggy?

>> No.10366170

>>10366138
sounds like the average person on 4chan tbqhwu

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>>10366164

>> No.10366179
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10366179

>>10366109
Your just going nutts from isolation. No one wants to enter the sad little world in your head. Instead of trying to capitalize on your insanity focus on changing your life for the better. At least interact with other nerd retards like yourself for starters.

>> No.10366180

>>10366170
suppose theres worse things to be. most people like this are only a threat to themselves. few develop enough skills to actually become a real danger to society

>> No.10366184
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10366184

>family had an intervention
>realize that im too much of a loner and it's scaring people
>realize I haven't talked to another human being except at work in over 6 years
>haven't had sex in 8 years
>Haven't hung out with people in 7
>never talked to another human being until I was 16 except school

I've created an entire world in my head. My actual skill level is low but I've created an entire world that I'm trying to get others to visit one day. Actually I take it back it's my world lol humans are shit and all need to get maimed tortured and killed lol. This is my paradise. This is the world I created. Nothing in front of me is real I create reality. I just need to break one habit and enter freedom than lifes perfect.

How do I make money?

>> No.10366189

>>10366138
quit copy and pasting this shit on a image board and go get money

>> No.10366193
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10366193

>>10366164
>living in a state with toll roads

>> No.10366196

Thoughts on FCA? $FCAU Marchionne seems like he's on death's door so Elkann has had to quickly pick successors, but this is complicated by the trade war stuff and the fact that FCA hasn't made inroads into non-North American Markets.
I think Ferrari will be okay, they might win a world championship this year, and they're hiring a former Kraft Foods/Phillip Morris CEO to replace Marchionne, and we all know how tight Ferrari and Marlboro are.

>>10365445
Your wordplay is usually better than this, like your Times are a changin' parodies.
Of course you owe me nothing, so I don't know why I'm complaining.

>> No.10366199

>>10366180
i think jeff bezos started out like you, youre going place mate.
just gotta learn to tolerate people enough so you can take their monies

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>>10366184
theres the birthday girl

>> No.10366221

>>10366164
All the tech that makes euro cars both economical and powerful (direct injection, variable valve timing and turbo charging) is now used by every other car manufacturer and Ford has gone all in on this. Even the F150 now is a six cylinder turbo instead of a V8

>> No.10366234

>>10366211
your waifu a shit

>> No.10366256

>>10366193
you are fucking telling me m8?
holy shit
one time we accidentally went the wrong way through NJ and took the verrazano bridge. in a van w two rear axles thats like $60
fuck me

>>10366199
>i think jeff bezos started out like you, youre going place mate.
lol
>just gotta learn to tolerate people enough so you can take their monies
ive been doing this for years already, you have no idea the peoples money i take
gorillionaire livin, here i come

>>10366178
wew
that pic is potent

>>10366221
>Even the F150 now is a six cylinder turbo instead of a V8
no shit, eh?
havent payed attention at all

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10366257

>>10366184
>family had an intervention
>realize that I'm alienating everybody I talk to because I keep shilling them defense micro-caps
>realize I haven't bought anything that hedges risk; actually don't have any idea how to risk manage or what diversification is
>haven't had sex
>haven't made a profit
>never knew that graphs came with indicators that indicate periods where stocks may be over bought or sold; that would have been really useful

I've been making money after a long period of not making money. My actual skill level at trading stocks have been getting more honed because I put more 'skin in the game' (that's exposure; look up what that means on your own lol). It's taken a lot of loss to get to this point but I've finally 'gotten' it, you know? Actually I take it all back, I lose a lotta money cause I invest in memes lol. I really know how to trade stocks. I just invest poorly on purpose. All the losses that I've taken are cause I really don't care too much about losing money, I can just make it all back. I just need to consistantly make 100% every week and lifes perfect.

How do I talk to girls?

>> No.10366272

>>10366234
Rood Thats my daughteru

>> No.10366286

Goodnight /biz/
Tommorow I'm going to live for fucking money.

>>10366257
Based

>>10366234
Cringe

>>10366184
I love you

>>10366179
Baser jester

>>10366125
Stop

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>>10366257
saved

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>>10366272

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>>10366325
snake?
he died in that tanker accident 3 years ago

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>>10365707
kek
there any point in life after being on this stuff?

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>>10366256
I just went up the east coast this weekend and I have started to get tickets in the mail from the commonjew of massajewsetts for using their shitty ass yank roads.

I live in GA and even our buttfuck nowhere ghetto nigger roads are better than blue east coast state roads.

>> No.10366463

>>10366402
>I just went up the east coast this weekend and I have started to get tickets in the mail from the commonjew of massajewsetts
ha yea
fuck that
we got so many last year just from going to and fro NYC like 10 times, and driving around borough to borough. sucks too, because under normal circumstances you could just park somewhere, then take a train, but we got equipment to haul

>I live in GA and even our buttfuck nowhere ghetto nigger roads are better than blue east coast state roads.
part of this is union faggotry which runs rampant up here, but the rest of it has to do w the environment desu. like down south, all you get is sometimes the roads will buckle under the heat due to thermal expansion. but up in rustbelt land, and new england and shit, during the winter the temperature will fluctuate from just above freezing, to just below it, every day and night sometimes. the water gets in the cracks, freezes and expands, melts again, then freezes and expands in the new cracks. tears roads to shreds in a few years if its not sealed perfectly (which never happens cuz muh unions)

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10366530

>>10366395
yeah theres a point to living forever
you wont need to rely on anything after the technological advancement

>> No.10366533

>>10366402
PROTIP:
if you wanna get into NYC w out paying tolls, come in from the north on the taconic parkway, ride through the bronx and get on the 3rd ave bridge. its the only bridge in the city w out tolls anymore. dumps you off in east harlem, and then you can figure your way in from there

>> No.10366543

>>10366395
Raping dead girls

>> No.10366593

>>10366543
You can't really rape something that's already dead.

>> No.10366607

>>10366593
ur also not supposed to defile dead things w ur cock either

>> No.10366612

>>10366463
GA is a union state, it takes 5 men to drill a hole in concrete

>> No.10366635

>>10366593
I'll be happy to come over there and prove you wrong

>> No.10366642

>>10366612
GA is one place ive never been desu
i imagine its like that everywhere, but NY is probably further along the road in that sense. its basically california, except colder, you cant smoke pot, and we have puerto ricans instead of mexicans

>> No.10366670

>>10366642
GA has mexicans and niggers in some areas but most of the state is pretty much 100% rural white

>> No.10366692

>>10366670
>but most of the state is pretty much 100% rural white
thats mostly what western NY is too outside of cities

i dont mind puerto ricans tho desu. good buddies w a couple of em too. the laziest ones just stay there on that island and take their dripfeed welfare check.

>> No.10366703

>>10360269
china is literally hell on earth

>> No.10366727

>>10363479
My nigga I just closed out of it. Broke 500pp this morning, next stop one thousand. Been reading some more market jargon so I'm not so brainlet.

>> No.10366733

>>10366670
its really a shame that western NY is even attached to NYC. the place would be just another rural breadbasket state (albeit a shorter growing season than more south) if it wasnt for the fact that every single representative is some downstate or NYC cunt whos never been past new paltz. they dont give a fuck about hat the rest of the state thinks, and we dont have the population to swing it electorally.

NYC basically depends on us for food and tax money, so they can go throw money into the pit that is NYC. if it werent for that, western NY would probably be sweet as hell. wed have low taxes, cheap food, lower cost of living in general, wed still have our old gun laws (thx cunton, you fucking bitch) and OUR state wouldnt be completely broke. NYC would probably sink tho

>> No.10366862

LCI is probably going to dip hard and fast then come back up soon.. watch this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEYh7eNtVro

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>>10366862

>> No.10366921

>>10366862
i could see it.
thats why i sold out desu
i know ill be able to get a lower price in a bit. the 10 day covered calls i wrote managed to give me enough downside protection that i made a few bucks out of the whole shitshow.

its still in my watchlist tho, but desu i think it could take a minute. all the biopharms, of all levels of marketcap, seem to have just nothing goin for em rn

>> No.10366946

>>10366921
>>10366886
anyone holding should be prepared, i'm not trying to catch the exact bottom but i'm not going to be selling the bottom either.

>> No.10366966

>>10366946
yup
it always gets worse before it gets better w those hi risk plays. if you did your homework, thats the time to be putting more in. but its hard to do when its happening

>> No.10366978

>>10366966
i'm not worried about it, I like my time frame on it...

Just came across DMF looking to put my money into something that pays some divi

>> No.10367022

>>10366946
you see/hear whats goin on w DRUS?
bulls are winning out on the volume by an increasing amount
see >>10361611
and they got more contracts i think
really putting it together, relatively speaking. 5 cents here we come lol

>divs
im holding CWB since a bit ago, like 4% and reacts strongly to the market as far as bonds go (its convertibles ETF, so obviously)
the other two im looking at for rn are PGX (preferred shares ETF, 6%), and MLPA (oil pipeline REIT ETF, 8%)

im doing all these ETFs because i found out they are commission free for muh broker tho, you could probably find other shit like that thats not an ETF.

the convertibles are sweet though. they trend real nicely and if you swing em with the overall market, its really easy money for now imo

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>>10362801
Please tell me Starbucks will go back to $60 by January.

>> No.10367331

>>10367044
sure

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>>10367044
Only if you tell me LB will go back to $90.

>> No.10367607

>>10365895
Not enough saturation to short chipotle yet. You want to wait until they overexpand to meet growth targets and you see stores so close together that they steal each others business. When you think "why did they open one here, theres one a couple blocks away..." thats the time to short.

>> No.10367829

>>10366530
Now me see why you believe in immortality
Not even heaven will every compete

>> No.10369100

I will not let this general die.
Even in the night; I will stay guard.

I'll start posting music if I have to in order to keep us afloat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z0dLnh08a0