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The weekend is coming edition

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>> No.10634794
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First for Christ-Logos

>> No.10634799

RIP all the fags who didn't buy $AA calls at open

>> No.10634800
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>> No.10634809

previous bread: >>10632908

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Board/thread official discord


>> No.10634817

I almost got a job at LOGOS bible software - as a janitor
Fuck them

>> No.10634831 [DELETED] 
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Do you like these calves? Do you want nice gains like these calves? Everyone knows these are some sexy legs

For some sexy gains buy some LCI

thank me later.

>> No.10634832

Just bought puts on PFE and AMD.
Good or bad?

>> No.10634838
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These next few days are absolutely, unironically CRITICAL for the market.

>> No.10634847

Meat people are disgusting.

>> No.10634850

Big gay 5 faggot posting again

>> No.10634853
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is this it guys? February 2.0?

>> No.10634856

many such cases

>> No.10634860
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>comfy still not even at break even

>> No.10634870
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>the absolute state of ROAD
Fuck this gay fucking earth

>> No.10634874

I sure hope so. Love a good sale.

>> No.10634875

I thought this was two guys ass fucking.

>> No.10634890

That's why Biggie likes it

>> No.10634892

just some calve muscles bro

>> No.10634895

Good one m8, excellent bants

>> No.10634897
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Yeah February 2.0, pic related is going to be bull fags next week.

>> No.10634904
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why are you such a cum gurgling faggot?

>> No.10634920

Calve muscles that looks like homosexual ass fucking.
Really gay bro

>> No.10634923

Bro let's not derail the thread with trippy drama
You shall hereby no longer receive (you)s from me ITT
Feel free to contribute to the discussion about investing, however

>> No.10634929
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>Calve muscles that looks like homosexual ass fucking.
maybe it only looks like that because that is what you want to see?

>> No.10634949
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here you go you glorious gay bastard

>> No.10634954

rubber and glue.
Although i have had good gains on LCI since you posted it weeks ago.
Still in GBR? earnings are on the 13th

>> No.10634955

The sand is strong. Turns out fracking sand not oil was the wise choice.

Also those are some turbogay legs.

>> No.10634956
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how the HIV going?

>> No.10634970
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is smart sand barting?

>> No.10634978

That guy has meth teeth

He's not invited in the server

>> No.10634982
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hurry up and spike GALT

>> No.10634983

>Still in GBR? earnings are on the 13th
small amount. Think the only eventful thing about GBR earnings is guidance on buyout.

The whole reason why this buyout is important is so that GBR can start drilling and turning a bigger profit. I don't think much will happen to their cashflow statement or balance sheet until buyout goes through. If you own GBR when proxy goes out vote yes on buyout

>> No.10634995

It is, that's why he is going to get banned again.

>> No.10634999
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green day

>> No.10635001

is there only 1 gay tripfag?

>> No.10635010

they are clearly legs you can't see the green shoes? Do sexy legs make you feel uncomfortable?

>> No.10635012

When is the buy out faggot? Because you are going to be holding it for a while.

>> No.10635016

They gave me Triumeq. So I guess I'm fine now.

>> No.10635022

this fall

>Because you are going to be holding it for a while.
I've been trading GBR 3-4 years.. saw this buyout coming.. someone was buying up float before spike and they just recently sold some non oil related assets. I'm prepared to trade GBR for another 2-3 years..

>> No.10635023

relectuant kneepad girl is a dyke

>> No.10635039
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CAT on discount!
Dogs of the DOW square up!

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>They gave me Triumeq. So I guess I'm fine now.
Yeah man i don't think HIV is a big deal.. i heard you can only get it once

>> No.10635055

>not taking Biktarvy, the mount Everest of HIV medication

>> No.10635069

Y-your not going to die, right??
You're my 3rd favorite poster so I would prefer you not to die

>> No.10635081

glad tons of post here about turkey in the past weeks before the dumb news started covering it hard

>> No.10635086

They can keep GRIDS patients alive forever these days. Pretty sad as I earnestly believe it to be a spiritual ailment rather than a physical one.

>> No.10635089

should I buy a stock now on friday before weekend close, or buy it on monday at the opening bell?

>> No.10635099

Kick fucking ass! Did they make entry? Or just fight it from the outside like plebs.

>> No.10635108

18.895 AMD

if you have it, you can hold long-term I think, probably, not advice. It can still go lower though.

NVDA and INTC are the ones that are lava in your hands though I think, probably.

>> No.10635114

Close is typically better on average. But a red Friday? One that might be the start of a correction? I'd wait till before Monday close.

>> No.10635115

We are all going to die Comfy.

>> No.10635119

Based bloody friday

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>> No.10635154

Why didn't RKP autistic S&P charting predict bloody Friday.

>> No.10635159
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not me

>> No.10635166

TSLA is a buy under 375 IMHO. The pricing now is really not correct for the odds/ev. It's going to move a lot depending on news so be okay with the risk.

This was the price without a buyout factored in. So you are basically getting that upside for free if you look at it from that perspective. Not investment/trading advice just laying out how I see it, do own dd

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>> No.10635178

If I want to try some investing but don't have the ability to obsessively sit in front of the computer all day watching news, what are my options? I have about 15k USD to invest.

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It did
Here was plan 4 2 day
Hit short perfectly (pic related)

>> No.10635199

she did
she was bullish
that means sell

>> No.10635213

You shouldn’t need to do that anyway. Day trading is an absolute meme. Think long term and identify trends that you expect to play out in the ~3 month time horizon. You sleep better, make more money and less mistakes.

>> No.10635225

You have to be ahead of the news. The whole point is having predictions than the market. It's all estimations of future prices.

The news won't ever give you that, unless you are correlated or predicting different news around the world

>> No.10635227

howdy baabe how are u today

>> No.10635242

>howdy baabe how are u today

Well that's a yikes from me boys

>> No.10635258

Buy dividend stocks, good etfs, and maybe a company you think will perform well in the long term.

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My butthole puckered reading that
Am I outperforming you with my retarded robintrack options trading yet?

>> No.10635273

comfy did you look at barchart.com yet?
what youre doing does not have enough info to make informed decisions m8

>> No.10635277

Where does /biz/ think Alphabet and Amazon will be in 20 years?

>> No.10635280

We need to see some calls from your Robintrack for it to be clear if your better than RKG

>> No.10635284

solar system superpowers

>> No.10635294


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can you uh, leave ko alone

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Are you doing ATM puts or what? I'm enjoying your experiment now, the AMD put looks kind of good

>> No.10635308

Apple google or amazon for Tesla?

30% apple
50% google
20% amazon

are my current bets

>> No.10635323

dump SPY into the fucking ground

>> No.10635330

30% Apple
20% Google
10% Amazon
20% Foreigners

>> No.10635333

patience my fren

>> No.10635337

foreigners would have leaked, has to be silicon valley types with close personal ties.

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can I get an "ooooo"

>> No.10635360

Also the way I predict it was structured

THey both enter into NDA, company doing buyout can't publicly buy until announcement (insider trading), might already have 4% though or whatever they can sneak in but doesn't have to.

This makes it so elon can't mention the partnership until after announcement. So he wasn't breaking any rules slow rolling it. Had to be handshake deal imo.

Most likely is larry page / google doing it. Good personal friends and he is on record trying to buy Tesla in some capacity.

I'm not sure though. Just my most likely events go like that.

>> No.10635372

Also guessing he had the deal on a table a LONG time and just decided to go with it just to spite the shorts and secure faster expansion in China/Europe. The aspect of slowing down capex and focusing on profit probably just messed with him too much that he decided to do the deal.

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No am wasn't >_>
Even said entered bear mode

Just played the opening long because SPY was low af

Not good
Me was liquidated on Forex T_T

Dunno if can equate the two
And me portfolio got nuke because an retarded and bought BTC ;_;

>> No.10635377
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Reminder, people are going to lose their ass on Telsda.

>> No.10635379

No, robintrack and FA is all the information I need.
I need to break even before I can compare myself to RKG kek
Pic related is my expert analysis of KO, I'll buy my last put on it the next time it's green
I buy barely OTM ones

>> No.10635381

Think GE has a way out of their hole?

>> No.10635390
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yeah I am worse than you, I am very bad and ruined my portfolio with calls on QD ;-; Maybe one day I'll break even
fugg forgot the pic

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Is shorting random third world currencies a valid trading strategy?
It seems way too easy to be true.

>> No.10635394

omg i jus made SPY pump by putting a put on it

>> No.10635397

This reinforces and reinforced my earlier prediction on july 27th on here that he had a buyer on the table. That he was focused on production to impress them and not the street. The announcement of buyout reinforced my existing thesis more. Giving me a very different perspective on it. Making it seem insane to see it under 375 right now as I did behavior analysis on musk and the board members, all reinforced a calm/positive attitude.

People are going to get blown up by end of monday.

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Here are my posts from july 27th that I had detected Elon was holding a secret trump card. Likely under NDA, a deal on the table.

>> No.10635413

>buying puts on a red day
y u do dis

>> No.10635415
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fuck you
fuck you

>> No.10635416

if IV wasnt so high id be rolling out into those myself
i can wait for a rally tho desu

dont make me go back and find the post yesterday where you said that friday will be no big deal

robintrack has arguably no information at all
you change the scaling on one of those variables and your entire strategy changes
not to mention that, given RHers, each user could be holding anywhere from 1 to over 9000 shares

>> No.10635421

blowing through my daytrades for the week

>> No.10635429

define this

wtf did u do?

>> No.10635435
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>> No.10635451


Again, watch out if you are short TSLA. I was predicting this accurately on july 27th from available information.

I am more than 100% all in on tesla. Invest however you want. Not advice. All random hunches from crazy.

>> No.10635453

I put $1000 in QD calls. I ended at $300 at the end of the week. 10/10 trade 3 months ago I'm trying to recover from
I recognize you are correct however I am indignant and refuse your suggestion and continue on my path to /making it/

>> No.10635456

>Newell down
>Texas instruments down

Have millennial stopped going to school?

>> No.10635467
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Unironically based

>> No.10635468

>Texas Instruments
>still charging $100 for a 22 year old calculator
I hope everyone running that company gets theirs someday soon.

>> No.10635480
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why is the market crashing frens?

Is this the big one?

>> No.10635503

We are pricing in the blue wave in November. Also pricing in people believing that Trump is a Russian agent.

>> No.10635510

retesting past ATH's and Turkroaches printing more monopoly money

>> No.10635565

just use it in conjunction w it
what youre doing isnt a bad idea, you just need more data
i inverse retail all the fucking time

also that site has a great screener for looking at unusual options activity
its how i pick a lot of my OTM gamble strikes

>> No.10635577

Mostly this. Stocks started tumbling once Trump tweeted about Turkey. Funny how the market hasn't gotten used to his tweets yet. Oh well, I made gains this week so I can stomach one bad day. Can't wait for Based President Pence to put an end to Turkey.

>> No.10635578

>the blue wave
What, the ones lapping on the shores of Hawaii?

>> No.10635581

Alright I'll stop being retarded. I really appreciate your help, this I shall do

>> No.10635587

I sure hope you're right because I have more than half my account riding on this at this point

>> No.10635588
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It's going down because at some point people with a lot of money learned they could manufacture directional volatility with things like "TURKISH LIRA CONTAGION!" and trade the probable follow through movement that it causes.

>> No.10635601

literally none of that shit ever moves the market, this is about turkey

>> No.10635607

I'm pretty sure the market makers/smart money thinks we are going to see an all blue election cycle because Trump = Bad.

>> No.10635616
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>sold my VZ and KO puts too early

>> No.10635622

I remember when I made $4500 on November 9, 2016 because all those geniuses proclaimed Trump could not win so the betting odds were absurd.

>> No.10635628

I highly doubt that alone is it and if so then this market is retarded and deserves to sink.

>> No.10635651


>> No.10635657


>> No.10635671

power up PUMP
so mote it be

>> No.10635672
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cant believe that douche from yesterday was even right about corn crashing
what the hell

he must have been Citadel or something

>> No.10635673

I don't know who is worse, Tesla bulls or muh blue wave retards

>> No.10635700

political news mostly doesn't move the market unless it's about tariffs or war

>> No.10635715

I strongly believe whales and CEOs are among us
>meme CARV
>CARV pumps
>meme CHKE
>CHKE pumps
>meme HMNY
>JP Morgan buys in
>Anon talks about the dollar pumping
>dollar pumps the next day
>Anon says corn crashes
>corn crashes
The signs are all there

>> No.10635718

what a battle

>> No.10635725

my red is getting less red

>> No.10635727

just fuck my shit up b...

>> No.10635733
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>muh ROAD

>> No.10635741


>> No.10635744

So plausible it makes me nervous desu. Could also be an egregore.

>> No.10635754


>> No.10635755

would 8/24 $44 CSCO calls be retarded

>> No.10635765
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they are here to hear your podcasts Gomfy

Podcasts that you should be making on a regular basis Gomfer

>> No.10635774

If that happens commodities will be given away gold will hit tree fitty

>> No.10635781

Guess I'm buying uvxy.
One of the few positions I have that isn't an option or a high div ticker.

>> No.10635793



>> No.10635797

>trade war
>USD moons
>commodities bogged

And I thought trade war would starve the americans because it would make stuff too expensive
>Trade wars are good and easy to win !!!!

>> No.10635805

$AA calls have doubled in the past few hours and are only gonna fly higher over the next week.

>> No.10635806

gold to hit $400, this has been my target since it peaked at $2k.


>> No.10635808

Sorry desu, I will be more consistent
Saturdays are a guaranteed podcast, and I'll try to put them out on Wednesdays
Based accidental chaos magic

>> No.10635826
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wouldn't mind taking this spread to let it expire worthless next week

>> No.10635830
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>no friday podcast anymore

>> No.10635831

>gold to hit $400
And the turkroaches (and the chinks and russians) thought stockpiling gold would make them immune to financial crisis

Gold is only a hedge against USD hyperinflation
When you have an USD shortage, gold is basically worthless

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>> No.10635843

the only reason this market is going down is because of TA fags, can't wait for the short squeeze

>> No.10635856

>mfw I've been watching my demographics
>mfw I gain significantly more subscribers by posting on Saturdays than Fridays
>easily 50% more subs
Nothing personal, kid

>> No.10635862

How is a stock where the BoD has all but confirmed the CEO has comitted securities fraud still trading at a 60 billion market cap?

>> No.10635876
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>TSLA shorts literally losing their minds

>> No.10635878


Funding secured

>> No.10635879


>> No.10635913
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me got screwed pretty hard today ;_; pls no

>id say boole
boole boole boole boole boole

am VERY quick to change bias
it probably me best feature as trader

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>> No.10635932
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>> No.10635938

When to buy back into roku ?

>> No.10635946

>when a girl you know gets absolutely roasted on FB for being a roastie


>> No.10635960

anyone got any fun buzzer plays?
maybe a delta neutral strangle on SPY?
were obviously going SOMEWHERE monday

>> No.10635968

Post screenshots plox
>having a normiebook
Why don't you just send the CIA a picture of your boi pussy?

>> No.10635970

No. This was the last trading day.
There will be no more.

>> No.10635986

short the vix

>> No.10635987

Reminder the funding has not been secured and Enron Musk is going to jail

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please don't say things like that

>> No.10635994

Monday total bear. Great depression 3.0 much sadness. Turkish contagian has zombies in the street. Riots and blood.

>> No.10635998

if we are near 283.5
open SPY long at close

>> No.10636000
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I'm going back and printing out Elon Musks last 7 tweets and preforming a cut up on them to look for patterns and see what's going on. I'll post pic if I find anything significant

>> No.10636003

so CDS on fucking errytang?

>> No.10636009
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Nice numbers.

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nah fom he got this

>> No.10636028

Fuck, trips. The chaos consumes
Do I include replies or just tweets

>> No.10636034

Just tweets pls. I've got "Tesla investor support is def forced" so far

>> No.10636060

Got it. Retweets also don't count because it corrupts his stream of consciousness

>> No.10636083

Sorry I was a degenerate and slept in/went and blew money on less important things.

What the hell happened today?

>> No.10636101

Thanksgiving came early, hope you were short Turkey

>> No.10636102

I told you faggots to buy VIX yesterday is what happened.

>> No.10636108

am seriously about this O.o
give or take .10

>> No.10636115

went w short VIX desu

>> No.10636117

His stream of consciousness isn't really a stream anymore due to all the drugs, more like a beam of light scattered in an exploding mirror. Be careful.

>> No.10636118

should I sell now or are we getting more vix Monday?

>> No.10636119


>> No.10636129
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Bulls, debriefing

>> No.10636131

prob better call doesnt look like we gettin close
too much selling into the buys

>> No.10636137

im short it over the weekend
but its a small position

>> No.10636138

short VIX after it goes passed 50 on Monday.

>> No.10636140
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My lastest meme gamble. It has almost no liquidity!

>> No.10636141

Not anymore, KEK!

>> No.10636156
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Ding ding ding! How did everyone do this week? Today was a fucking disaster despite my UVXY, I'm down 1.5% off of RUN and the red day.

>> No.10636157

Yeah but not all of AIDs like you. Jesus dude, you are like a fucking leper in society. Stay the fuck away from me and my kids and my wife.

>> No.10636170
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Down almost 3%! I need to start waking up early! I would be up like 15% if I had. Someone shoot me

>> No.10636175

i have no doubt VIX will pop below 12 at some point before the next wave desu
negligable theta and it was the only put i saw in the top movers
think it should be some nice lunch money

the IVs were so fucking low i couldnt help myself


>> No.10636183

me trades were perfect today but lost ~$200 on Forex from liquidation ;_;

portfolio down -$70 on RH because of a dummy BTC buy
gonna remove BTC from robinhood once find good place to sell

>> No.10636190

AMRS keeping me green.
Otherwise a mixed bag, with REGN being a major letdown.

>> No.10636195

if the VIX short goes as planned ill be opening an IWM long w muh gains and see if i can keep surfing the waves as well as i have been

>> No.10636204

am envy of people who can VIX well
the concept of it too confuse for me ATM

>> No.10636211

>stay away from me and wife's son.

>> No.10636218
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is he about to exit scam?

>> No.10636229

Down .30% have had far worse days. On the upside, things I bought today are green.

>> No.10636231

Some of my shits are green
Others are red
I am quite happy with AAXN (although I would prefer it to dip some more for me to buy but oh well)
ROAD was a yuge let down. It mooned in the morning and then got bogged into oblivion. I am still wondering what I am missing in my model.

>> No.10636236

unironically funding secured

>> No.10636256
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>> No.10636258

i hope he never had Funding Secured so the stock will inexplicably go up

>> No.10636259

fucking horrible today mate Gotta hide my earnings from RKG til monday

>> No.10636263

Yeah I'm glad I updated the stop loss I had set for Road. I had high hopes but low expectations. Came out with a profit of a dollar per share so I've had worse. Fucking Edit.

>> No.10636273

DRUS has been approved for another moon voyage. ALL ABOARD DRUS CRUISE

>> No.10636285

nice you got out with some profits
I got in around $12.30
I actually wrote the shitty Autism Inc. long report on it and I am still optimistic.
Gotta baghold some more.

>> No.10636300

bummed i really only made 20ish% on my SPY puts, but i suppose it wasnt total loss so i should be happy

turkey and south africa are still fucked, and corporate debt looks stressed out. the pain hasnt even begun for gold tho. im excited to see the goldbugs all swinging from the rafters. the dollar mooned just like i said, and the DJCI pulled back almost a percent

its just fear and greed. it comes and goes in really quick waves/spikes.
and it has a short bias
i feel like youd like it a lot desu senpai

>> No.10636313

didnt get my 69 (lol) limit filled so still only got 90k

>> No.10636319

When will Trump announce tariffs against the Zeta Reticulans?

>> No.10636335

>tariffs against the Zeta Reticulans?
cant see why he would
we seem to have a mutually beneficial trade agreement w them desu

>> No.10636343

I'll probably put money back into them relatively soon. But at the moment I'm only holding things I believe in long.

>> No.10636349

It's our child and you definitely did something gay to get HIV. Fess up!

>> No.10636357

Finished the cutting, here is what we got

Tesla funding only considering deliveries hardware chart examples love playability shares & MIT shareholders morning why $420 shareholder made prior work reason that is
either applying director secured private support is the good please 420 certain contingent when korean :) & maiden sell may a its taking vote hold @lexfridman not oldboy original confirmed of creativity send & also on hand private investor or looking am at by go is AP for this

Help me find the meaning, /smg/

>> No.10636365

Sometime, ROAD dips below the $11 mark
This would be an excellent entry point
good luck bro

>> No.10636375
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Pic related is the cutting

>> No.10636380
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COMFY PODCAST NEW EPISODE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.10636395
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my sides

>> No.10636411

The funding of Tesla is manipulating the shareholders, MIT scientists are trying to study how this is possible. He's so stressed he really wants to smoke some weed, he's worked out a deal with Kang Hye-Jung to sell her virginity to Lex Fridman. He's so certain the deal will go through he says it's "AP" or armor-penetrating.

>> No.10636426

"secured private support": funding won't be from a bank

"maiden sell": bitches sell, men have iron hands

"not oldboy": not going to jail

>> No.10636436


>love playability shares & MIT shareholders
Elon is scamming intelligent tech oriented share holders

>maiden sell may a its taking vote
Grimes wants Elon to sell his shares and GTFO

>$420 shareholder made prior work reason that is either applying director secured private support is the good
The funding is secured by someone who smokes week and has previously worked with Tesla

>> No.10636448

>lso on hand private investor or looking am at by go is AP
Someone is going to leak the buyer or lack of buyer to the Associated Press

>> No.10636460

giving it my best shot

>Tesla funding only considering deliveries hardware chart examples love playability shares
Full liquidation of existing inventories to meet obligations

Boston SEC tweets

>shareholders morning why $420 shareholder made prior work reason that is
sad longboys wondering how company can fail when they like car

>applying director secured private support is the good please 420 certain contingent
either no D&O insurance or begging for private takeover

>when korean :)
no clue

>maiden sell may a
virgin islands or central american accounts/runaway

>its taking vote hold @lexfridman not oldboy original confirmed of creativity send
The company has no AI IP

> also on hand private investor or looking am at by go is AP for this
No private investor, press will go crazy

>> No.10636474

i'm gonna go out on a limb here and say spacex is going to try to buy tesla for 420

>> No.10636481

You're supposed to read it in columns.

I see "only love why that 420 =/= vote of investor. Then you ignore a bunch of shit that doesn't matter cause he was high when he wrote half of it, and get "support is contingent then it's oldboy also am looking for this."

>> No.10636486

>Tesla funding only considering deliveries hardware chart
The reason Tesla is trying to go private is because of a chart related to it's hardware (cars) deliveries

Do you remember that chart put out by the press guessing how many Teslas are actually being delivered? I'm guessing that's what Elon saw and sperged out

>> No.10636512

it means that elon is going to fucking jail for fraud and that im going to make many thousands of doll hairs

>> No.10636514

>only love why hat 420 =/= vote of investor
Elon loves tesla too much and put his buy out price at 420 which is way too high
Investors will not approve it

Screenshotting these just in case one comes true >:)

>> No.10636536

this but unironically
no one w that kind of money would be dumb enough to place an offer that fucking high
>inb4 US govt buys out TSLA to recoup losses and continues to prop it up for decades via grants at the expense of taxpayers

>> No.10636538
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Only love? Why that's 420!

>> No.10636546

are you saying that elon is bob marley w a skin bleaching?
or that grimes was one of the wailers?

>> No.10636562

Is anyone old enough to remember a securities violation more flagrant than what Elon Musk did? I honestly can't.

>> No.10636580


>> No.10636593

Elon Musk is from South Africa. Who lives in Africa? That's right, black people. But Elon is white, how does that make any sense? 420 is associated with smoking weed, who loves smoking weed? That's right, black people. Who's a black man who loved to smoke weed and "died" under suspicious circumstances? That's right, Bob Marley. It's obvious when you think about it.

>> No.10636604

you're thinking of GM

>> No.10636626

So is it basically confirmed that Elon lied?

>> No.10636627
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forgot to post todays trade

>> No.10636634

hope he's arrested before Sep. 21

>> No.10636652

no, but (((Bloomberg))) really wants you to think that it is. but why would they want that?

>> No.10636679

I can't tell who's jewing who at this point.

>> No.10636695

And Reuters, who they quoted in their opinion piece as reporting that the board hadn't received any knowledge of a secured investor. Reuters' source might be full of shit, but given how confused the past 3 days have been it doesn't seem that crazy to think Elon lied. Though it's still mind boggling that he would just go out and do that.

>> No.10636700

Does anyone have a updated roster of all the trip/namefags so I can filter them?

This thread is worse than Reddit and Stocktwats

>> No.10636729

You're complaining only makes us stronger.

>> No.10636748

people act like
>oh its just elon
>he knows what hes doing
but from all the financial numbers on TSLA, its very clear: he doesnt
additionally, hes worse than most highschool girls when it comes to over-reacting and bitching out on social media
then he blames shorts for the fucking volatility on his stock
he literally cusses out analysts for not climbing into his ass anymore
and then, after the effects of his last contrived short squeeze wears off, he smokes like 3 blunts to dome, and fires off this half baked statement from the shitter, leaking that he has found some sort of legendary sucker to buy his shitstock company at a price that not even longs could imagine is attainable anymore.

worse, absolutely none of that fucking happened, and him and his retarded meme company are now currently under investigation by the fucking SEC (and im sure theres plenty of newbie SECniggers that would love to see his head on a stick anyways, just given the rep theyd get for busting such a legendary faggot)

next time you wanna quote me, fucking quote me
_ (underscore)

its all coming together now...
how could we have missed this?

why not both?

>> No.10636750


>> No.10636778

go start you own bread faggot
its always
>1 post by this id
thats bitching about it

better yet, go join that one twats discord
the links in the last bread
no im not going to go get it for you

>> No.10636785
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what goes down must come up
I sense a green day monday morning

>> No.10636791

nope it's feb 2.0

>> No.10636799

>I sense a green day monday morning
very important descriptor there

>> No.10636805

Comfy: dumb, lovable, makes the podcast
grim: consistant niceposter, makes the new threads
Planes/Big5: very gay, likes to start fights and bait comfy
Bagholder: gay, has HIV, likes to play pranks, funny legs
RKG: utter enigma, I suspect her to be a manifestation of Eris
Profit/Proud Shareholder: Gives good advice, doesn't use his trip sometimes
2scoops: racist software dev, pretty smart, might stream now
Holdmoar: a psychologist? He's new, who knows
Texas anon: Firefighter, seems nice
Lunchbro: Apollo
Standstill: A European
Earnings badger: new, has a creepy thing for knees
RKGfan: dead, killed himself like Juliet after SNAP earnings
Harblong: don't see him much anymore :(

>> No.10636806

then why arent bond yields spiking

>> No.10636816

Last for August 1-2 bloody monday electric bugaloo.

>> No.10636847

i honestly dont know
which do you think will spike this time?
the 10 yr was what happened in feb
if whatevers coming is getting closer, it stands to reason that shorter term yields would spike this time, no?

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>> No.10636871

yeah but they patched that, I trust the Fed, they will figure out a magic trick

>> No.10636891

>I trust the Fed
this seems to be the major tension point in our rivalry desu senpai

i dont believe that the FED gives a goddamn about what happens to the markets

>> No.10636908

I'm actually a serial killer larping as a psychologist stock trader. I'm here hunting a new target. Spoliers, it's not you.

>> No.10636930

Is it me? It's me isn't it!

>> No.10636941
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Sure they do, they love it
Theyll just Dump the 30 years a little more
we can handle a 3.5%

>> No.10636975

>not a negative assessment

>> No.10636978
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Happy Friday. Post your week

>> No.10636981

Please serial-kill the guy that recommend DRUS a few weeks back. Or do you only murder people that recommend good stocks, like some kind of weird personal code you must uphold?

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I burned the cutting. One of us has to be right now!

>> No.10637003

what about Argentinian govt. bonds?

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>> No.10637018

Where podcast?

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>> No.10637043

RIP in pieces
I actually thought the cutting text was the transcript of Musk's last earnign call

>> No.10637115

They have historically and routinely defaulted on their debt any chance they get. Unless you are a citizen of the country you will have zero legal recourse to claim anything from buying their sovereign debt.

It's basically a donation to their government.

>> No.10637125
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Made up half my losses on oil, all out on the broad market already so watching charts to reenter long. May short Monday depending if open is high or low.

>> No.10637129


Here’s your (you)

>> No.10637143


holy hell, the infestation is worse than I thought. They spawn like maggots

Thanks tho

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>> No.10637188

>Theyll just Dump the 30 years a little more
>we can handle a 3.5%
im sure we could too
but wouldnt this do the complete opposite of what theyre trying to accomplish w QT?

enjoy getting coupons paid out in a nearly hyper inflationary currency

are you seriously bitching about an OTC stock not going straight up when over half the volume this week was short? when theyve landed 4 or 5 separate contracts that are larger than their current Mcap in the past few weeks? and just 3 days ago launched a new website to resell death drones and death drone accessories to military, cops, and firefighters?
everyone who trades that stock told you to dollar cost average. the fact that you didnt is no ones fault but yours

sell me your fucking shares.
my bid is .0069

no one fucking cares what you think faggot. youre the minority
95% of the thread gets along fine, so you know whats gonna happen?
its gonna keep being like this
you could cry more if you want

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Very good shit. Screencapped for future generations.

>2scoops: racist software dev, pretty smart, might stream now
Why am I the only one that gets to be a "racist"? Is that really that uncommon here?
I'm just guilty of the same thinking as James Damore. Was he a racist?

Also, yeah, the livestream....
Twitch: ScoopsDa34th

>Earnings badger: new, has a creepy thing for knees
If you think he's the only one that has a thing for RKG, you clearly missed pic related

>> No.10637248

It is because of our bants about the chinks and the other worthless races in general

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Any opinion on this broker?

>> No.10637269

Telling the truth is now considered hate speech

>> No.10637284

all white people are racists and only white people can possibly be racists, you racist

haven't you gotten the new definitions yet?

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I just thought it was funny because you talk about race and stuff more than most others. The subtext is we're all kind of race realists, and all kind of have a creepy thing for knees.

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who else break even for the week here?

>> No.10637308
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That's a beautiful gif.
Looking at Billy, as Big Jeb would say...
>God, I wish that were me

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So, real question: HMNY has magically pulled themselves out of the fire multiple times before, can they do it again? Cuz at 5 cents per, that'd be one hell of an opportunity

>> No.10637352

Internet stocks are safe from tariffs. Newell is dying from tariffs.

>> No.10637362

ABSOLUTELY not. That chart is misleading because of the reverse split. If someone huge decides to buy them something might happen, but the chances of anyone wanting their debt and horrible business model is very low. They're either going to reverse split and then dump again, or just get delisted.

>> No.10637371

I'm really fucking mad that people keep posting HMNY because it's not even a good meme pennystock any more. Can't you niggers meme up a nanocap with actual moon potential?

>> No.10637387

ended up 8%
couldve taken 30% but i took the gamble
didnt pay out

>The subtext is we're all kind of race realists
bretty much
even our token minority traders are lol
>all kind of have a creepy thing for knees.
desu in terms of tarp waifus, im way more tsundere for the actual tarp that posts ITT occasionally. too bad she works too much and seems to want to fucking kill herself
and the pattern repeats

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>> No.10637413

ill post short volume tomorrow prolly, but we got really good news on wednesday, and the shorts just fucking hammered us. but judging on todays close, a fair share covered

>> No.10637415
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I like your style kiddo.
You're very observant.

>> No.10637481

That pic makes me hard as hell and I will tune in!

>> No.10637497

While I agree with your taste in women very much, that one in particular is absolutely insane

>> No.10637519
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Ah yes, the chink tech memes... The rice and fraud index...
HMNY is run by the happy, smiling merchant with le conspiring hands...

>> No.10637550


Not all of us are bad traders like you.

Also, filtered

>> No.10637566
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lywi.gr on Instagram. /r9k/ is obsessed with her.
I think her name is Kelly, and she's on heroin.
She kind of looks like how I imagine kneepads to look, since kneepads has dark hair and dark eyes... and also does heroin

>> No.10637615
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Half my photos are porn.
I have some really good shit.
I've had 6 long-term relationships, but dated up to about 15 different chicks if tinder counts.

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who is this, i need to know

>> No.10637660
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No idea. That's the only pic I have of them. I didn't crop it either.
Try reverse image search, or post it on /b/ as an unsaucable thread

>> No.10637717

tfw no goth heroin gf. The closest I've come is cokehead jewish gf from an astonishingly wealthy family. Not as good as you'd think.

>> No.10637750

Khazar milkers??

>> No.10637758

new bread for you filtering faggots


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Trying to find the hottest safe for work picture that I can find... Shit's hard.
I think this counts. No weiners.

>> No.10637773

who else /lost lots of money/ today?

>> No.10637919
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enjoying your ban fag ?

>> No.10637926

She came onto me i swear bro.

>> No.10637937
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Bump for HEAR stock

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>> No.10638291

>Trump doubles tariffs on steel from Turkey
>somehow makes AMERICAN steel stocks crash
Can someone explain this to me? Logically the stock prices from American steel should rise because this will mean more business within the country.
Are stocks retarded? I actually dont understand this.

>> No.10638399

retarded millenial money

>> No.10638428

maybe other countries will put up steel tariffs so we'll have no one to sell to either

>> No.10638627
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Neutral day for me. I was mostly entering positions with the free cash I had from selling TBP's violent pump and dump earlier this week.

Trying for oversold bounce on RTI although it isn't cooperating the way I'd like; so tight stop loss in effect. Entered small position in CRON just due to technical indicators. That's about it.

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>in b4 Apple buys TESLA

>> No.10638951

steel stocks are an easy buy down here, markets are retarded sometimes

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>> No.10638978

Enbridge has formed a messy asymmetrical cup n' handy on the daily. I dunno what to think of that. The last leg up was a gap up and consolidation so... I'm not sure what's going on there. Not touching for now. Maybe after the quarterly div dip.

>> No.10639153

anticipating a retaliatory tariff id imagine
idk, this tariff biz is giving a lot of good entries on commodities imo. he can keep on doing it as far as im concerned. besides, longterm, if we balance our trade deficit, we will be MUCH better off

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Happy Friday. I had a decent week.

>> No.10639307

>Reverse split changes the market cap
They adjust the stock value on split and reverse splits.

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