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Last 2 digits is how old you will be when you die
31 get
memes
>>10653158Last two? That's far too few. Those are rookie numbers, let's pump those numbers up. I'll take the last eight...
Pepe
13 get
>>10653158Roll
>>10653158buy Bitcoin CASH
Plz be below 30.
fuck
>>10653158I'm already dead
hi
Whatever.
What if I get digits below my current age?
>>10653439Thank God. Something to look.forward to. (I'm 35)
infinity get
>>10653211Underage b&
Roll
pls god pls me not redy for die soon
>>10653158Let's roll
roll
>>10653158Gib 24 pls
>>1065315899 get
please take me
>>10653158
>>10653500rip
Kekd
>>10653158lets see.
>>10653158Rull
>>10653500lol
Wish me some glorious meme magic
Its going to be 31 isn't it...
buy holo
Praise him
>>10653158Let's go 99
Rollllllllllll
>>10653509you're either a small child, or you're already dead fren
>>10653158rolling for 10
ROLL
>>10653700u die this year.
Sometimes the inner death isn’t reflected on the outside for many years.
rolling for 69
Rolling
>>10653158roll
but ima live to 100 anon
Please let me die soon
I'll be 39 tomorrow
>>10653158My great-grandfather had a heart attack in his early 30s and I've had chest pains since my teens
>>10653158I hope it is soon.
last 3 digits for me
>>10653158RONALDO
I already died a few years ago. Just floating around biz these days
>implying I will ever die >not taking the transhumanism red pill
>>10653158Yeet
Check em
>>10653922Fuck it looks like I'm already dead
>>10653158doubt
eeeee
Smokem
99 bitches
Test
>>1065315850 get. Parents fucked me. Hereditary heart disease on both sides of the family. My life is half over.
>>10653998Shit nigga almost checked trips
hmmm
>>10653158Last 3 for me
LET'S GO
>>10654023Looks like you're already dead
Rolling for 00.
rull
>>10654198We doib gopd senpai.
>>10653158Pls end my suffering
>>10654221My Birthday is 8-17 and I'm about to turn 22. These next few days will be interesting.
ok
21 BBY plz
>>10653158fug
go
>>10654256this is about when i'll commit suicide for sure. seems legit.
99 baby!
>>10653158Rollan
>>10654165Thats when I died on the inside.
welp
alright
>>10653158no u
fag
Rolling kek
>>10653158lets see
>>10653158fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>10653158+100
>>10653158k
>>10653158end me
>>1065315883 get
with advancement in technology and medicine i wouldn't be surprised if a few of us make it to triple digits.
>>10653158shitpost in shitthread
Alrighty
Uh oh
Almighty kek. If LINK moons please let me live to 80. If it's lower than 40 it's because of helium.
>>10654808Reroll because i'm not fucking 8 years old.
okay..
HERE. WEGO
>>10654826next year. Nice! Seems like it means crypto is going to keep crashing
reeeeee
Fuck
oh fug
>>10653158Rolling
>>10653158Roll>>10653174
>>10653158Please be 34
>>10653158Rekt
Praise the lord
Im 24 y.o rn
>>10654880Nooooooooo, i want it to be now!
00 get
>>10653158hello
>>10653158Better to say how many more years til you die retard. Try again, you fail 00 get
Rolling for current age
>>10655031rerolling
Rolling.
>>10653158swag
Given my linkies will be 2500eoy I should OD on coke at 22
Last 3 for me
chek it
should I quit smoking?
>>10655529holy shit this is literally my age right now oh god please lord
>>10655523fuck i am dead already
Get rekt 99
Alright let's see em.
>>10655551Acceptable.
im 35 so im already dead? fuck me
>>10654700No we'll die of cancer before then due to pollutants in food and water.
>>10655529LOL
I hope this year
please be <25
What if you roll a number that's lower than your current age?
>>10655593goddamn
please be 30
>>10655629fuck yes, less than 3 months to live. fuck you all
>>1065315899 years of wage cucking here we come
>>10653158roll.exe
Let's go for a long life!
>>10653158Shitty deal, I want to be over 100.
>>10653158let me live a long a fruitful life.t. 19 y/o zoomer
end me already
Lezz see Bout diz.
pls
>>10653158I'm already dead inside
Yi
>>1065315877 get
A
30 GET
umm
>>10653158rolli predict my job will kill me before im 40
>>10653158AND away we go
rollan
Rollin
god, this subreddit is so slow, I'll re-roll
>>1065315800 get
I'm already dead
>>1065315890+ get
>>10653500>>10653700All the same take me awayWe're dead to the world
rolling for bate
>>10656308Damn. \m/ nightwish bro
Pls be short
Rollem
>>1065315868 get
>>10656626Some months left I guess
>>10653158AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>10656709I NEED TO GO BACK
>>10653158Roll, if dubs I get quantum immortality
Fuck me
>>10653158I want off this ride
>>10653158Let's see
Roll. If dubs I will die a millionaire
Will I live long enough to see the golden bull, or did I die long ago? I'm 28.
72
>>10656979fuck that's too much
time wears away all the pleasures of the dayall the treasures (you) could hooodl
lets see
>>10653158Soon
>>1065315829 get
>>10653158Awww
>>10653158fuck
>>1065315827 get
>>10653158rooll
>>10657534>a couple of years left for meREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Rip soon?
>>10653158Let me die next year please
inb4 already dead
>>10658017Sounds about right, inside I have been dead since I was 17
This board is so morbid and depressing. You sure it's not run by Jews?
new roll
Soon pls
>>10658031oh fuck only 12 months left
>>10653158pls be soon
>>10653158rolllllllllllll
>>10653158I WILL LIVE FOREVER
wow
99 is ok
>>10653158Really hope it's soon
Yeet
>>1065315856
>>10653158I want to see link make it. That’s for sure
>>10658803Well that sucks
eyy babe!
>>10653158Let's roll.
>>10653158Rolled
>>10658902> Already dead....
>>10658913>now it's the last three digits
>>10653158haaa
>>10653158I will die at 87. Alternatively, at 357 if life-enhancing biotech is developed before I die.
>>10659078Sry, I meant 78 not 87.
Facebookposting
>>10653158i don’ wan die
immortal
kill me pleas
sip
rolling
...
>>10653158Fuck you op! Imlivfurreva
nigger
I'm sick of this shit
Pog
hit me
Rull
Please be today
>>10653158i ded alrddy
ROLO
Gay Bagel
Hmm
I don't want to die, not yet.
>>10653158please be 23
N-word
>>10653158This is simple fags.99 get
>>10653158hi
lewl
>>10661700rekt
Pls
>>10653158plz be 27
>>10661700Rekt kid. You should never have been born
>>10653158Do your worst
>>10661700please god don't let me be immortal
>posting on an internet board trying to predict something man-made such as "time" in order to predict "death". under 25 get.i'll probably die on broadway.
Lel
Buy Micron stock
29 get
>>10653158Rn pls
i hope i was dead
>>1065315827 plz
What happens when u get 00? Immortality?
.
rolly
25 get
Dab
soon?
pls be 21
Pebiy
getting over it, rollen for now
24
>>10653158Conventment $6 EOY
Please don't be too high I can't go on much longer
I'm younger than my digits
>>10663804omae wa mou shindeiru.
>>10653158>willI will myself to die
Plz be soon
ez
Please be 99
I hope I will be old as shut my great grandmother was 103 when she died but I smoke weed so I’ll probably die at 30.
>>10664199holy fuck checked
ah geez
>>10653158no
>>10664929fuk checkit^ oh fuck guys im 24