/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Texas anon No.11161986]

SMG will rise edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw [Open] [Open]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE [Open] [Open]

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread: >>11159622

[Anonymous No.11162001]

First for kneepad not dying over the weekend

[Anonymous No.11162012]

SMG-U ACKBAR

[Texas anon No.11162015]

>>11162001
Looks better without hair desu

[Anonymous No.11162019]

>>11162001
first for all namefags dying immediately

[Anonymous No.11162022]

Gonna drown in the red zone over the weekend im feeling it

[Anonymous No.11162043]

stuck in $DTEA with a $3.05 average what do

[Anonymous No.11162047]

>>11162019
RKG is excluded from this sorry

[Anonymous No.11162053]

First for TQQQ

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11162062]

I just want to sell some of these QQQ puts to spread the shekels around on more bets for the weekend.

[Anonymous No.11162071]

EXAS T and AMAT doing work. Also thanks to the anon who recommended PM. its doing work for me so far

[Anonymous No.11162075]

stop spamming about TQQQ, you cant hold it through a recession

buy QLD and SSO and they will last, they are the new index funds for retiring without any extra effort involved

buy and hold them forever

[Anonymous No.11162078]

im all in RICK strickclubs

[Anonymous No.11162085]

ECR falling. Run for the hills this shit is cratering

[Anonymous No.11162101]

>>11162085
Sell me your bags weak hands

[Anonymous No.11162107]

>>11162075
You can hold it through a recession while buying more.
Stop being a pussy

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11162108]

>>11162078
nice!

[Anonymous No.11162110]

WHO MADE ME BUY ECR?!?!!? IM DONE WITH YOU NIGGAS

[Anonymous No.11162122]

How the fuck do I cure my weak, baby hands and know when to strike on this shit?

I could've cashed out 110% on NBEV but panicked and sold when it was crashing hard, only made out at +60%

[Anonymous No.11162125]

>>11162110
kek, it's been one day and you guys are freaking out. You remind me of this person.

[Anonymous No.11162127]

>>11162085
>>11162110
Kek

[Anonymous No.11162133]

>>11162101
Bought it at 1.32 now it’s at 1.25 and going down. Doesn’t look good

[Anonymous No.11162138]

>>11162110
It's only gone down a few cents since open, calm down

[Anonymous No.11162141]

Average down on $AMAT? I thought that since $MU took a shit it would have taken $AMAT with them

[Anonymous No.11162147]

I'm telling you guys. Something is up with ASTC. Earnings Monday.

[Anonymous No.11162152]

>>11162110
>>11162085
>WAA THIS STOCK I BOUGHT WITHOUT DOING ANY RESEARCH OF MY OWN IS DOWN 3% I HAVE TO SELL EVERYTHING I HATE YOU ALL WHY DID YOU FORCE ME TO BUY THIS STOCK AGAINST ME WILL

shut the fuck up, you weak handed bitches
if you let your emotions dictate your decisions this much, you'll never make money

[Anonymous No.11162154]

I need a high yield dividend stock that will be around still in 30 years, which pick? ATT? Ford? Coca Cola?

[Anonymous No.11162155]

>>11161986
How many of you think “sub machine gun” when you see these threads
>>11162122
Take profit earlier. 110% is more than enough. FOMO works both ways, people often think of it as buying into an aging uptrend, but it also means being afraid to sell when you should so as to not miss out on additional gains.

[Anonymous No.11162162]

>>11162133
My average is $1.28 so i'm not worried. Plus I know what I got myself into. Sell at $1.50.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11162163]

>>11162154
UVXY

[Anonymous No.11162167]

>>11162163
Not supported on robinhood anymore.

[Anonymous No.11162172]

>>11162154
MYOS or CARV

[Anonymous No.11162176]

>>11162167
That is a dirty lie

[Anonymous No.11162182]

>>11162155
Thanks anon, I've only recently started to grow my wealth after almost a decade of scraping by chasing a dream.

Don't buy into the "do what makes you happy" bullshit

[Anonymous No.11162184]

>>11162167
Yes it is you mong

[Anonymous No.11162189]

>>11162182
what was the dream anon? tell us your story

[Anonymous No.11162191]

Was anybody else in ELAN? Got in at $32.70 yesterday, which helps make up for the NBEV today.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11162192]

>>11162167
but they let you trade crypto? they must really like making bag holders

[Anonymous No.11162196]

>>11162176
>>11162184
Just checked Robinhood web and you can buy it . My mobile app must be fucked.

[Anonymous No.11162202]

>>11162196
No it's on the app. You must have looked during the reverse split

[Anonymous No.11162204]

>>11162182
What makes me happy happens to pay well and the main objective of it is to make money. Kind of lucked out there
>>11162189
+1 for storytime

[Anonymous No.11162211]

>>11162122
set a limit sell immediately after buying

or buy stocks, then uninstall (or just dont look) for a few days/weeks/months

ignorance is bliss

[Anonymous No.11162216]

>>11162202
That must have been it.

[Anonymous No.11162225]

>>11161986
I'm watching the videos on options right now and about to open a tastyworks account for paper trading. Question is should I do a cash account or margin?
The site makes it seem like there's no reason not to choose margin, no obligation to use leverage but are there pattern day trader restrictions? I intend to play w $2k

[Anonymous No.11162242]

>>11162225
I don't ever recommend trading on margin if you can avoid it.

[Anonymous No.11162247]

>>11162122
>>11162211
What really helped my weak hands was switching off robinhood. I still have like 100 bucks there to gamble with everyday, but I'm making weekly deposits into TD Ameritrade to buy and hold TQQQ. I only log on once a week to check the balance.
Something about robinhood makes it hard to hold, maybe it's because it's so easy to sell or it's game like interface

[Anonymous No.11162248]

Lost half my profits on nbev
Didnt sell in time.
Still made 5k. But damn

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11162251]

nothing but green up in this bitch

[Anonymous No.11162253]

>>11162225
Good lord, definitely do not trade with margin if you don't know exactly what you're doing with options

[Anonymous No.11162258]

Buy the dow!

[Anonymous No.11162269]

>>11162258
In the next 10 years, will SPY or DOW start competing with the NASDAQ?
Or is the NASDAQ going to continue to absolutely BTFO them

[Anonymous No.11162271]

>>11162251
What the fuck kind of trading platform is that? That text looks like it came straight out of Ultima online.

[Anonymous No.11162272]

>>11162163
>>11162172
none of these give dividends..

[Anonymous No.11162274]

I'm so happy and thankful every fucking day that I'm not in all those shitty fucking social media companies in the nasdaq. fuck that index. if you buy it you're a brainlet

[Anonymous No.11162277]

>>11162248
at least you didnt lose all of it, or worse

[Anonymous No.11162278]

>>11162189
>>11162204

Gather round boomers, and zoomers and chads.

I'm a high-school drop-out, enrolled in college and faffed around for a while as I sorted out myself (drug problem post-losing my mother), decided that I wanted to dive deep into my love of history.

I transferred from a CC to a state school, got my BS in Archeology and travelled the country for 10 goddamn years chasing jobs and living out of hotels.

Got hurt about 9 years ago, can't go back in the field, lack of health coverage cost me everything.

Now working in IT, new life, moved across the country for it, new trad gf now fiance.

I'm slowly making money, and have a smallish emergency fund but I've got nothing for retirement, besides a .45. I want to change that, I want to get more financially secure but it's fucking tough.

[Anonymous No.11162286]

>>11162225
PDT yes
Brokers want you to use margin because it increases the amount of ways they can profit from you. Chances are you don’t need it.
Brokers make money in four main ways:
>spread. The spread between what you and other clients buy/sell to the broker at.
>bid/ask spread. The spread between the market price and what they fill your order at.
>commissions.
>interest on money borrowed (margin). They give you a higher rate than what they borrow for. Using margin also gives them an opportunity to liquidate. This is why they offer leverage btw.
Remember, brokers take the other side of all your trades and have a vested interest in your failure. The tools, services, and platforms they offer are designed to make you trade often and fatten their bottom line.

[Anonymous No.11162289]

Sold my Boomer MCD for straight up LABU

[Anonymous No.11162292]

>>11162278
How tall are you?

[Anonymous No.11162293]

>>11162278
Good luck, anon. You can do it!

[Anonymous No.11162295]

>>11162278
Buy TRXC people.

[Anonymous No.11162312]

>>11162278
how to get a trad gf?

[Anonymous No.11162314]

>>11162295
>Sold out at 4.25

[Anonymous No.11162319]

>>11162312
There aren't any trad women out there anymore. Best to go after mentally ill trannies that want to be trad.

[Anonymous No.11162336]

>>11162278
>trad gf now fiance
fucking delete this

[Anonymous No.11162348]

>>11162319
But the only mentally ill tranny who trades is RKG. And there's at least half a dozen other anons trying to hook up with (((her))).

[Anonymous No.11162356]

>>11162319
W-what do you think about natural hermaphrodites?

[Anonymous No.11162360]

>>11162278
I'm 6'1 and fat turning to bear mode in preparation to look less shitty in my wedding pictures

I'm hoping if I can lift all these weights I can eventually lift my net worth

[Anonymous No.11162361]

>>11162348
This is true, you'll just have to prove that you are the most superior trader in this thread to win her over.
>>11162356
Comfy I already told you the odds of finding a hermie is extremely rare.

[Anonymous No.11162370]

>>11162356
kys comfy

[Anonymous No.11162373]

>>11162336
gotta be typo for trap.

[Anonymous No.11162381]

Why is AMD such a piece of shit...

[Anonymous No.11162390]

>>11162361
>>11162370
>tfw no 600 year old loli hermie red head anorexic C cup gf

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11162395]

QQQ retesting the lows. Keep selling! Trigger their margin calls!

[Anonymous No.11162397]

>>11162381
AMD was priced at $30 for a while now. When it hit $31 and you realize there is water in your boat, it's time to get out.

[Anonymous No.11162402]

Buy the NBEV dip?

[Anonymous No.11162413]

>>11162390
Jesus Christ comfy, do your math homework.

[Anonymous No.11162414]

Lots of red today...

[Anonymous No.11162419]

>>11162356
you need to stop

while you still can

[Anonymous No.11162425]

SELL SELL SELL BUY SPY PUTS AHHHH

[Anonymous No.11162427]

MB stop what are you doing going down is the wrong way youre supposed to go up

[Anonymous No.11162428]

>>11162414
THIS ISNT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN

WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO ON A GOLDEN BULL RUN

[Anonymous No.11162433]

>>11162414
not in boomer land

[Anonymous No.11162435]

>>11162419
Fucking love the file names. It's really a shame big5 only stops in here for like 15 minutes a day to autistically post LCI a couple of times and then leave.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11162444]

HAHAHAHA SOME ONE BOUGHT MY PUTS FOR MORE THAN I PAID FOR THEM!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.11162464]

>>11162444
They are probably going to triple in value now.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11162472]

>>11162464
I didn't sell them all.

[Anonymous No.11162477]

>SO

[Anonymous No.11162479]

SPY bouncing off support
DROP DAMN YOU!
>tfw when 40 mins to till power hour

[Anonymous No.11162480]

>>11162435
Unironically i think now is the time to buy LCI. I'm expecting a 20% bounce by end of next week.

[Anonymous No.11162493]

>>11162402
Not until some buys actually come in, a lot are jumping ship

[Anonymous No.11162500]

>>11162435
You need to visit SMG Late Late Night to see the Gang in full action

[Anonymous No.11162503]

What do you anons do with your dividend money when your frens stop by? Reinvest? Buy drugs? Steak dinner?

[Anonymous No.11162504]

>>11162182
Hello, fellow musician.

[Anonymous No.11162511]

Everything is fine. Buy more shares.

[Anonymous No.11162513]

>>11162419
>>11162500
The best way to get rid of Big 5 Goy is to post this picture of him kek

[Anonymous No.11162519]

>>11162248
Third trip for me. Waited to long to exit this morning, but still love a gain. Congrats on your 5k, that is fucking awesome.

[Anonymous No.11162522]

>>11162511
damn 3 days ago?
rip

[Anonymous No.11162530]

>>11162500
fucking kek

[Anonymous No.11162535]

>>11162522
That was before the DoJ investigation was announced. Can't wait to see next month.

[Anonymous No.11162537]

>>11162248
buy in again if TLRY goes up that is the s&p 500 of weed stocks. I sold on time because of the TLRY red flag today.

[Anonymous No.11162539]

>>11162513
He cheated on that waist for traps? No way.

[Anonymous No.11162540]

>>11162511
Downsizing employment, stock value is about to soar

[Anonymous No.11162549]

>>11162540
Shouldn't they need more employees to run the robots and sell the cars? Doesn't this mean they aren't selling enough?

[Anonymous No.11162551]

>>11162511
>tfw almost became a telsa drone at $320
only the advice of buffet-sama kept me at bay

[Anonymous No.11162554]

>>11162551
im in at 340. fuck me.

[Anonymous No.11162555]

>>11162549
They are paying less now to keep people around, less $$$ paying people = more $$$ paying investors

[Anonymous No.11162559]

>>11162551

[Anonymous No.11162567]

>>11162549
investors already know if the company doesn't have cash on hand and how many sales they have. typically view layoffs positively because it means management is willing to focus on profitability. its only retail that goes "oh they're doing layoffs? they must not be doing to great" because retail doesnt pay attention

[Anonymous No.11162574]

>>11162567
Fair enough.

[Anonymous No.11162583]

>>11162539
Probably browsed /fit/ one too many times. It can happen.

[Anonymous No.11162594]

>>11162583
The quickest way to turn gay is to spend time at /fit/

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11162603]

>>11162539
if you like the cock, well then you know.

[Anonymous No.11162604]

>>11162594
My friend tells me people have a fabulous time posting on /fit/.

[Anonymous No.11162605]

>>11162567
>executives
>layoffs
>two C suite officers resigning the same day

the things baggies say, kek

[Anonymous No.11162616]

>>11162604
*my boyfriend

[Anonymous No.11162619]

>>11162605
you should at least check the post history before throwing around accusations

[Anonymous No.11162642]

GALT, ECR, or neither?

[Anonymous No.11162645]

AAC anyone? This stock is looking good for a bounce up.

[Anonymous No.11162665]

>>11162642
ECR closes green today, GALT is a bio meme that should be disregarded.

[Anonymous No.11162673]

>>11162381
You idiot. It's the best time to buy. This entire week was buy. Also known as SELL for the weak hands because I'm buying up every dip.

[Anonymous No.11162688]

>>11162642
I went for ECR hopefully it holds over the weekend for everyone who bought into the meme

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11162692]

Well I don't think I'm trading anything else today. Look carefully this is going to be peak performance for shit post week.

[Anonymous No.11162694]

PAMP IT

[Anonymous No.11162723]

oh wow the NOVO is climbing again. might be able to bag dump soon

[Anonymous No.11162724]

>>11162616
>posting on /fit/

[Anonymous No.11162728]

>>11162692
Baggie's trading platform

[Anonymous No.11162734]

>>11162539
No, the real story is that she went on holiday to Italy and got a Moroccan refugee gangbang so foerce it made her come home and leave this limp dicked trap lover

[Anonymous No.11162739]

>>11162642
I sold GALT, I think it peaked. Could be totally wrong but i don’t trust it to keep growing

[Anonymous No.11162749]

Aurora Cannabis is beginning liftoff

[Anonymous No.11162753]

>>11162692
>>11162728
fucking kek
what kind of mental fault do you have that causes you to enjoy this font?

[Anonymous No.11162764]

>>11162665
Nonsense. They're seeing good results with their cancer research. That shit is going to $10 minimum.
ECR going to 1.70-2.00.

[Anonymous No.11162768]

>>11162692
what game is this?

[Anonymous No.11162779]

>>11162692
What kind of commie queerboy font is that?

[Anonymous No.11162792]

>>11162734
Jesus.

[Anonymous No.11162797]

>>11162764
Or they won't and it will lose 50% of it's value.

[Anonymous No.11162798]

>>11162764
Good im gonna need it

[Anonymous No.11162806]

>>11162513

[Anonymous No.11162811]

>>11162797
Well, there is always the OR to consider.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11162814]

>>11162753
>>11162779
That's the one that was the closest match to my own handwriting.

[Anonymous No.11162821]

>>11162692
This font reminds me of Dragoncourt. Great game.

[Anonymous No.11162825]

>>11162739
>but i don’t trust it to keep growing

You're free to sell whenever you want, and I imagine you made a profit, but I think you made the wrong decision
What reason does it have to not keep growing
It's down today because some analyst wrote a bullshit article about it, but the science supporting it is still the same, and it still has solid finances

[Anonymous No.11162826]

so giving out insider info is illegal, but what about giving out wrong info?
if the CEO of a pharma tells you the drug is not gonna get FDA, and you tell people that the drug is going to pass is that inside trading?

[Anonymous No.11162853]

>>11162814
What the hell? Do you write in calligraphy?

[Anonymous No.11162859]

>>11162814
Galaxy brain rationale

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11162872]

>>11162853
i do

[Anonymous No.11162880]

>>11162642
>ECR
random penny stock that people are buying solely because it's being shilled on here without actually doing any research on it

>GALT
biotech company making a drug that has proven results in treating NASH cirrhosis and cancer, is growing on actual science and being increasingly recognized by institutional investors

>>11162739
Also, HC Wainright upgraded their GALT price target to $12

[Anonymous No.11162891]

yes ! SPY DROP FUCKER

[Anonymous No.11162901]

>>11162880
Synopsis:
>I am bagholding GALT and need someone to buy my bags, please don't buy anything else.

[Anonymous No.11162902]

>weak handed FOMOers selling their GALT because one real estate analyst wrote a factually incorrect article about it with the sole intention of misleading investors in order to manipulate the share price

good riddance

[Anonymous No.11162903]

[Anonymous No.11162910]

>>11162903
I fucking wish

[Anonymous No.11162920]

>>11162826
No, that's outside shitposting.

[Anonymous No.11162921]

>>11162814
>>11162872
KEK
post handwriting

[Anonymous No.11162922]

>>11162901
I'm trying to convince weak hands to not let their emotions stop them from making money in the long term
Also, I'm still up 34% on GALT

[Anonymous No.11162931]

>>11162902
I'm still holding fren. Mainly because I'm personally interested in their liver cure and I'm still way up even after today's drop

[Anonymous No.11162935]

>>11162872
Fucking noice if you can actually write in cursive. It's a fucking lost art since faggot zoomers can barely even block print writing.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.11162939]

Shoulda held shorts longer jeez

>>11162001
Apperntly me adrenal glands are fugged, heart is EXPLOSIVE, apparently 115 -140 resting heart rate is awful
When will me suffer end ;_;

[Anonymous No.11162951]

>>11162939
every time you short the SPY your health gets worse

[Anonymous No.11162954]

>>11162922
I don't care if people buy ECR, those of us that hold it will eventually laugh at the weak hands that were blasted by FUD and fell for it.
>>11162939
Hope you get better, but if you ever get to a point where you are pretty sure you're going to die, please post a pic so we can make a memorial of you forever on this thread.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11162955]

>>11162921
no you faggots will dox me

[Anonymous No.11162964]

>>11162951
i dont like buying spy puts either but if this china russia tariff sanction doesnt dip the market at least on monday then fuck this market, literally gambling if not holding for 30 years.

[Anonymous No.11162965]

>>11162955
kek, you already posted a face pic with you funny little legs and nobody doxxed you. Why would we now?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11162966]

>>11162935
i do batarde fraktur itallic and copperplate.

[Anonymous No.11162969]

>>11162939
>115 -140 resting heart rate
holy shit rip.

[Anonymous No.11162974]

My strategy is clearly inferior looking at your PNLs

[Anonymous No.11162977]

>>11162922
>I'm trying to convince weak hands to not let their emotions stop them from making money in the long term
You're approaching this the wrong way. You should come at it from a negative view. It's over, they're pennies from bankruptcy, the CEO's dog got shot, etc. There will be people that will jump in as a contrarian fuck you. Do you not know the nature of where you're posting.

[Anonymous No.11162996]

>>11161356

Going balls deep at EOD

90%+ drop in one day is overkill, it will bounce nicely on Monday then resume dumping after.

I've seen this movie many times before.

[Anonymous No.11163001]

>>11162935

[Anonymous No.11163005]

>>11162901
>>11162922
Welcome to the wonderful world of bioshit stocks
Where your positions get bogged for no fucking reason

Buffett-sama taught us something: trust your long thesis if nothing contradicts it and hodl

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11163008]

>>11163001
suck nigger d?

[Anonymous No.11163010]

>tfw my GE put is finally profiting

[Anonymous No.11163019]

>>11163010

based

[Anonymous No.11163024]

>>11163001
Are you German ?

[Anonymous No.11163025]

>>11163005
That's why I don't fuck with biomemes. Anything oil or natural gas, i'm fine with.

[Anonymous No.11163027]

>>11162939
Post your pic before death. Pic related.

[Anonymous No.11163028]

>>11162931
that's the spirit
it's better to think in the long term than to be overly concerned with short term fluctuations in share price
the science is still promising and the company's finances are still solid, so there's no reason to sell right now

https://www.smarteranalyst.com/brief/h-c-wainwright-keeps-their-buy-rating-on-galectin-therapeutics-galt/

>>11162954
I have the same opinion about GALT, actually
I would almost prefer if people on here didn't FOMO into it, I have a vague superstition that these people are bad luck

>>11163005
>trust your long thesis if nothing contradicts it and hodl

this is the important thing
the winning strategy is to do your own research, pick good companies at a good price before you buy them, and don't let emotions affect your long term gains

[Anonymous No.11163034]

>>11162939
Please don't die

[Anonymous No.11163043]

>>11163001
You call that legible? Nigger please you got no style, you got no grace.

[Anonymous No.11163049]

>>11163024
No American, 22 years old

[Anonymous No.11163055]

>>11163049
Are you implying that you aren't a zoomer because you're 22 years old?

[Anonymous No.11163080]

>>11163049
Huh. Never seen English cursive desu it’s just that’s how I write in German

[Anonymous No.11163083]

>>11163055
he's a late millennial, not early gen z
gen Z starts in the late 90s, with 20 year olds like me

[Anonymous No.11163085]

>>11163049
Fucking slant your writing to the left or right a few degrees it looks like you barely graduated from ooga booga block prints. And use a better pen.

[Anonymous No.11163094]

>>11163055
>>11163049
Pretty sure 22 year olds are king of the zoomer.

[Anonymous No.11163098]

>>11163049
>23 year old boomer
>21 year old zoomer
The line is that narrow my special friend

[Anonymous No.11163101]

>>11163094
My thoughts exactly

[Anonymous No.11163114]

>>11163085
I haven't had to use cursive, or handwriting at all in probably five years, be nice pls ;_;

[Anonymous No.11163125]

>>11163085
Let's see your cursive then nigger.

[Anonymous No.11163131]

I'm actually surprised i'm not banned yet. The based mods must be showing mercy today.

[Anonymous No.11163133]

>>11163083
My mistake, of course the zoomer here would know how everyone should be labeled. I disagree though, at 29 I remember a time between wars, a time before the great recession, I watched the towers come down and understood their impact, I was socially aware enough to watch the evolution of the SJW and so many other things that puts 22 a lifetime away from where I'm at.

[Anonymous No.11163158]

>>11163133
I'm 31 now, I would have loved to be 21 or 22 during these times. Literally everything you ever want in life can be accessed from an app on your phone. You don't ever have to interact with anyone, your entire life is decided for you and put on easy mode. Don't take this for-granted Zoom Zooms.

[Anonymous No.11163161]

>>11163114
Practice it faggot. Women like short flirty notes in fancy handwriting. You'll be grateful later. Now practice writing nigger nigger nigger on a sheet of paper once a day.

[Anonymous No.11163176]

>>11163125
Not for your filthy dog eyes, gweilo. Mine is so abstract it's practically arabic.

[Anonymous No.11163179]

>>11163158
Lol, I have to explain to my oldest that I didn't always have all the world's knowledge at my fingertips. He gets real fucking confused at how humans made it this far.

[Anonymous No.11163197]

FIZZ on sale boys. Buy your calls now.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11163217]

>>11163179
we had the encyclopedia britannica. it was like 15 volumes and you had to go to a fucking library if you wanted to learn something.

[Anonymous No.11163224]

>>11163179
My nephew is the same way. I'm not making fun of zoomers, i'm jealous quite frankly. Getting pussy is just a matter of taking a picture of yourself and spamming thots until one bites.

[Anonymous No.11163239]

>>11163224
There’s nothing great about it if you’re 18+

[Anonymous No.11163248]

All i see is red

[Anonymous No.11163258]

>>11163239
How so?

[Anonymous No.11163260]

BEAR day s&p is minus 0.05% :P

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11163280]

where is eternal bear? dude always comes out when we're about to tank.

[Anonymous No.11163286]

Buy FLO

[Anonymous No.11163288]

Also this felt good. Bet you niggers wished you listened to me and bought intc

[Anonymous No.11163297]

>>11163260
Get that disgusting linebacker out of here, if I want a picture of a thot, I want a real thot. Not a second string player for the browns.

[Anonymous No.11163298]

>>11163258
If you’re not autistic retard you can get unlimited amount of pussy between 16-18 but then 18-21 you kinda grow out of it and real problem emerges. You can get puss without doing literally anything but what’s the point. FeelsGoodMan for few hrs or maybe few weeks of pointless relationship. If you zoom out itheres nothing great about it cuz lower requirements come with lower standards and that downgrades quality overall

[Anonymous No.11163300]

>>11163288

[Anonymous No.11163326]

>>11163298
Fucking highschool girls even when you're in highschool is a dangerous fucking game. But overall I think you are over thinking the whole thing.

[Anonymous No.11163342]

Who do I use as a Canadian?
I just want to buy some index funds.

[Anonymous No.11163348]

>>11163326
No they’re not lol. I mean if you don’t let them be. And idk that’s how my life looks like maybe I just over complicate myself but friends currently have similar problems.

[Anonymous No.11163356]

>>11163342
Pose as a muslim and get free government handouts from Trudeau.

[Wordpad phoneposter !!wJJ+vIU5S6a No.11163360]

Started my GAIN quest today. Made 100 bucks first day.

[Anonymous No.11163364]

>>11162939
Stay alive!!!!

[Anonymous No.11163374]

Made this strawpoll out of curiosity, feel free to participate or not participate
https://www.strawpoll.me/16501376

>>11163342
Questrade, according to google
Interactive Brokers is an option that you'll see in the OP list

[Anonymous No.11163378]

>>11163342
Save that money to move to the rural US

[Anonymous No.11163379]

>>11163342
>How do I use Google

Spend 5 minutes of research.

https://www.dummies.com/personal-finance/investing/investing-for-canadians-for-dummies-cheat-sheet/

[Anonymous No.11163381]

>>11163348
I had to switch schools when I was in high school due to drama over sex. I'm definitely not willing to go into detail, but it would never have happened if we were both 18+

[Anonymous No.11163391]

>>11162902
Do you know where can I get the episodes of LOTGH ?

[Anonymous No.11163400]

>>11163379
I just wanted to know personal experiences.
>>11163378
Investing is how you afford to do that.
>>11163374
Ok I'll look into that, thanks.

[Anonymous No.11163410]

>>11163360
Very nice, but you realize this is a long term hold equity, right?

[Anonymous No.11163412]

>>11163391
you can watch them online at this link or torrent them from nyaa (ginga eiyuu densetsu is japanese for legend of the galactic heroes)

https://www.masterani.me/anime/info/1216-ginga-eiyuu-densetsu

[Wordpad phoneposter !!wJJ+vIU5S6a No.11163418]

>>11163410
Yea

Planning on reinvesting the dividends over a couple years

[Anonymous No.11163425]

> it's another day of AMZN fucking my gains

Why did I buy this useless bluechip stock.

[Anonymous No.11163441]

>>11163176
lmao nice excuse nigger
we all know your cursive looks like a spics doctor note it's okay

[Texas anon No.11163449]

>>11162939
We had a 50 year old boomer in my EMT class that had a resting bp of 215/135. Shit was insane.

[Anonymous No.11163453]

>>11163412
Thank you so much m8
I have always had a thing for great generals of the past and History in general
I am reading the manga spinoff and I like it

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11163458]

>>11163449
damn, did he have a stroke?

[Texas anon No.11163473]

>>11163458
No. He was a fucking classmate. That’s just what his bp was all the time for some reason.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11163481]

>>11163473
probably ate at whataburger every day.

[Wordpad phoneposter !!wJJ+vIU5S6a No.11163489]

>>11163481
I have an in-n-out opening practically right next door to my house. Im fucked

[Anonymous No.11163491]

>>11161986
yay netlist is back!

[Anonymous No.11163493]

>>11163481
I didn't like whataburger at all when I had one, why are they so highly praised?

[Anonymous No.11163499]

WHAT THE FUCK NLST
IT'S TOO FUCKING SOON
MY SHEKELS NOOOOOOOOOO

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11163508]

>>11163493
i dunno the only time i had one I was fucking drunk beyond the point of caring

[Anonymous No.11163514]

>>11163491
>>11163499

[Texas anon No.11163517]

>>11163481
>>11163493
I don’t like them either although the chicken strips are ok. I think it’s just a brand name at this point.

[Anonymous No.11163521]

>>11163491
NO
MAKE IT STOP
MAKE IT DROP

[Anonymous No.11163522]

If you would like to diversify TQQQ, SOXL and DEFN are also excellent options!

[Anonymous No.11163523]

>>11163425
FAANG is the very peak of the tech bubble, among the most highly valued and most bought stocks in the world
they're going to fall hard when the bull market ends, imo

>>11163453
no problem
in that case, I really think you'll like it, it's like an anime ripoff of war and peace combined with star trek
the author is also obsessed with chinese literature like romance of the three kingdoms

[Anonymous No.11163530]

>>11163521
sorry frien, you missed the golden bull run

[Anonymous No.11163535]

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I SOLD NLST TOO SOON

[Anonymous No.11163546]

>>11163453
Honestly it's completely mediocre it's only saving grace is the dialogue and it's philosophical messages. Other than that the story is a shitty Japanese Hamlet combined with Othello and something else.

[Anonymous No.11163548]

>>11163530
MY SHARES NOOOOOOOO

>>11163535
THANKS FOR THE SHARES GOY

[Anonymous No.11163553]

>>11163514
I'm on the ride already anon
>>11163535
>>11163530

[Anonymous No.11163554]

>>11163535
No problem fren, move it to ECR. The gain train is boarding for next week.

[Anonymous No.11163555]

In october I have 6 weeks of commission free trades. I'm thinking about buying 3 dividend stocks for longterm hodling and reinvesting the dividends. I'm thinking KO, GAIN and LMT (1k each). I'm gonna keep trading some stocks also, but I want them for longterm investment. Do you think those 3 are good and does it matter when you buy a dividend stock when you're not planning on selling them for a long while?

[Anonymous No.11163563]

>>11163523
>>11163546
Well I'll see
cheers

[Anonymous No.11163569]

>>11163546
no u

[Anonymous No.11163572]

>>11163554
SHUT UP GOY I WANT CHEAP SHARES

[Anonymous No.11163576]

>>11163553
Me too holy shit

[Anonymous No.11163586]

NLST what the fuck
My order got executed am surprised desu

[Anonymous No.11163591]

>>11163493
>24 hours
>food cooked to order
>huge menu
I think their burgers taste better than most fast food.

[Anonymous No.11163601]

DING DING DING DING
Up .47% for the day. Green is green thank you based NBEV and NLST.

[Anonymous No.11163603]

>>11163546
>shitty Japanese Hamlet combined with Othello
you can't just pull shakespearean tragedies out of your ass and compare LOGH to them when they have next to nothing in common

[Anonymous No.11163604]

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do this week? I'm down .93% today, almost the exact opposite of yesterday. My NOC went back up, and everything else went down in frighteningly equal proportion to yesterday. Net profit of .01%, nice!

[Anonymous No.11163607]

>>11163569
It does a good job of emulating the jews and their surreptitious rat like behavior though.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11163608]

>>11163555
That seemed like a strategy that you put some thought into and took time to look for other opinions before making your decision. I have no comment because I'm busy rolling deep in bear shit and plan on leaving some one holding my bags next week so I can pick up something else when this ride gets boring.

[Anonymous No.11163612]

The DOW is unstoppable

[Anonymous No.11163617]

>>11163604
Also I think I'm going to pull the trigger and put an additional 10 grand into my RH, maybe a bad idea

[Anonymous No.11163618]

>>11163523
Yeah it worries me mostly that AMZN has some good news coming out (new Echo stuff, cashierless shops) and that the stock still went negative.

[Anonymous No.11163619]

>>11163603
I can and I did because it is, LOGH is a tragedy.

[Anonymous No.11163631]

>>11163604
Closed at exactly 0.00% I told you guys ECR would close green.

[Anonymous No.11163634]

WHAT THE FUCK GOYIM I WANT A DISCOUNT
I'LL SETTLE FOR .50 A SHARE NOW MAKE IT DROP AH

[Anonymous No.11163636]

>>11163604
-0.5% today but up 0.04% on the week
Up trend!

[Anonymous No.11163637]

>>11163619
they have literally no elements in common

t. just read both of those plays

[Anonymous No.11163638]

>>11163612
And that’s a good thing ?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11163640]

>>11163604
I only got like 35% on the week. At this rate it's going to take like 9 more weeks to win eternal bears contest.

[Anonymous No.11163643]

>>11163604
>>11163631
At least you didn't lose money. Maybe next week will be better.

[Anonymous No.11163647]

>>11163634
You're a complete sperg, 0.01% chance you write cursive well.

[Anonymous No.11163652]

SOMEBODY BETTER BUY SOME MOTHERFUCKING TEA

[Anonymous No.11163659]

>>11163643
I'm literally 100% in ECR, i'm putting my money where my mouth is.

[Anonymous No.11163661]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.11163668]

>>11163637
Lmao so you're in 10th grade, b&
You must be retarded, nice of you to come out of the woodworks to defend your mediocre anime that is literally a shit attempt at Hamlet and Othello with a rival trope driving it.

[Anonymous No.11163669]

I can’t believe I sold my NLST this morning. Fuck

[Anonymous No.11163673]

[Anonymous No.11163680]

>check stocks at close
>down $1200
>Look 2 minutes ago
>Up $1500
Wtf nbev?! God damn, was this a controlled bitcoin type pump???

[Anonymous No.11163685]

Will you NLST fags chill out please.

[Anonymous No.11163687]

>>11163572
? ECR is still damn cheap

[Anonymous No.11163691]

>>11163680
O-oh, nvm, it was a glitch, I'm still fown $1200 ;_;

[Anonymous No.11163692]

>>11163680
https://www.nasdaq.com/symbol/nbev/after-hours-chart

kek what the fuck

[Anonymous No.11163695]

>>11163687
The best time to buy it was at lunch today. I'm holding to $1.50 though so there is still plenty of time.

[Anonymous No.11163696]

>>11163659
>ECR
That 5yr chart looks rough. Are you riding the volatility? Oil prices are finally settling up above $70 so maybe ECR will get back up too.

[Anonymous No.11163698]

>>11162152
the problem is most people don't actually know what "research" means

[Anonymous No.11163699]

>>11163691
oof, sorry fren :(

[Anonymous No.11163700]

>>11163604
rally week after losing a lot the prior week, gained 1.55% this week

based $CAT helped pull me out of the ditch

[Anonymous No.11163701]

>>11163691
>glitch

No, it was real: https://www.nasdaq.com/symbol/nbev/after-hours-chart

[Anonymous No.11163703]

>>11163687
I WANT 75 CENTS

[Anonymous No.11163705]

>>11163604
I'm up 3% this week from buying dips on TQQQ
I'm happy to see you, I hope work becomes less chaotic

[Anonymous No.11163708]

should i pierce one of my ears as a white guy? how often are white people able to pull it off without lookin ridiculous?

i want to attract women

[Anonymous No.11163709]

>>11163696
Several reasons. The recent news from forbes, oil prices are going to skyrocket along with natural gas, getting our energy sources domestically rather than from foreign sources is becoming popular as well. Volatility is a big part of it though.

[Anonymous No.11163724]

>>11163701
Wtf? It literally happened for like 3 seconds and now it's down again.

Did someone just try to trigger short seller stop losses or some shit?

[Anonymous No.11163725]

annnnd the weekend depression already setting in. I really need something to do on weekends...

[Anonymous No.11163731]

>>11163668
they don't read shake a spear in high school dipshit

[Anonymous No.11163734]

>>11162107
>go to 0
>owe brokerage money
>lel just buy more
pic related is (you)

[Anonymous No.11163740]

>>11163708
What the fuck, of course not
>>11163705
It was just last week, everything's good now. I'm counting on movie night tomorrow gomfer, and I've been working on that reading list you wanted

[Anonymous No.11163743]

>>11163708
Only if you want to a complete and utter faggot

[Anonymous No.11163744]

>>11163708
>should i pierce one of my ears
no
i guarantee you that you won't be able to attract any women you weren't already able to attract because you have a small rock in one of your ears
get in shape, get a new haircut, and buy better clothes instead
also, confidence is the most important thing in attracting women, regardless of how you look

[Anonymous No.11163748]

>>11163708
kek, please do it.

[Anonymous No.11163756]

>>11162555
>investors
you mean creditors don't you hehehe

[Anonymous No.11163757]

>>11163734
It is fundamentally impossible for ETFs TQQQ to go to zero, let alone negative.
You are a complete brainlet, please never give me a (you) again

[Anonymous No.11163766]

>>11163748
>>11163708
if you do it, make sure you get a gauge and progressively make the hole bigger whenever you get the chance

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11163771]

>>11163698
Research - the action of removing someone's doubts or fears.

Example: We have been given research that the water is safe to drink.

[Anonymous No.11163776]

>>11163709
Sounds strong.

[Anonymous No.11163784]

>>11163766
hahaha imagine having only one ear pierced, but it's stretched out fuckhuge.

[Anonymous No.11163792]

>>11163766
Absolutely not. This is the only acceptable earring for single ear piercings

[Anonymous No.11163801]

>>11163766
What a cute girl.

[Anonymous No.11163810]

>>11163652

ANYBODY THIRSTY YET

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGqJHbXiaLs

[Anonymous No.11163813]

>>11163744
i am getting in better shape every day for months now and have higher quality clothes than i use to

my hair kinda sucks tho i have a big forehead, am i doomed forever, thats why im desparate to improve my immediately attraction standard

[Anonymous No.11163821]

>>11163784
good lord

[Anonymous No.11163826]

>>11163813
I'm bald, I'm double doomed. Never gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.11163828]

>>11163821
God damnit I hate california

[Texas anon No.11163848]

Baking. Hang on

[Anonymous No.11163852]

>>11163604
Wild day, but it worked out in the end.

[Anonymous No.11163855]

RATSUUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.11163860]

>>11163826
Um, was Fred Durst doomed? He raked in a ton of millennium pussy back in the day and had absolutely no hair. Just wear a hat.

[Anonymous No.11163864]

>>11163852
Whoops

[Anonymous No.11163866]

>>11163855
IT'S HERE!

[Texas anon No.11163887]

New. Fuck you I wanted a milf thread.
>>11163874
>>11163874
>>11163874
>>11163874

[Anonymous No.11163890]

>>11163757
>what is leverage
have fun buying kneepads on margin once you get fucked.

[Anonymous No.11163900]

>>11163866
WHERE

[Anonymous No.11163906]

tell me what to buy smg! :3

[Anonymous No.11163908]

>>11163866
DON'T PUT RATSU IN THE MIRCROWAVE

[Anonymous No.11164677]

Should I buy the dip on GTXI?