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Hi there - you may call me DarkOne. I am a black hat highly trained and specialized hacker. All I need is someone to point me to the LINK FUD discord.

I will infiltrate their hive, and strip each and every one of them of every LINK they have using various techniques. Some will be leveraging my elite knowledge of network security vulnerabilities, others will be slain by my world-class skills in social manipulation.

They won't even see it coming. The first time they find out about it is when they press "withdraw" on Binance and move the 10 LINK they gained by swinging their pencil dick stack to their now empty wallet. I will leave them DESTITUTE. They will be all over the news globally after having carried out mass suicide.

>> No.11271184

gonna be honest this is a little weak

>> No.11271204

>>11271184
i think the WWE/Vince photo was evidence enough of OP's retardation

>> No.11271512

>>11271166
Are you 8?

>> No.11271537

>>11271166
>>11271184
>>11271204
>>11271512

I fucking love OP and this thread! Haven't lol'ed like this in months.

>> No.11271772
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>>11271537
"he's tough and smart... just like trump"