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CEO Mike's back edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread: >>11294300

>> No.11296336

Here's hoping for another red day

>> No.11296340

cosco material weakness ic

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To whoever said I was a LARP

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>>11296343
ah, so thats why the bogs are bringing us down

Next week will be green as fuck, buy the dip

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>>11296343
Ouch, it must suck being a short seller

>> No.11296546

While this thread has excellent OP image, it is the older of the two threads.
>>11296293
this confirmed real

>> No.11296777

Sold my ogen at a small loss and wanted to sell my nbev for a short but I didn’t think clearly and bought at the high. All in all the drop wasn’t too bad. However I’m keeping an eye on bev and hopefully sell on a even higher price. In the meantime I was thinking of selling off what I have and put it all in Nintendo.

>> No.11297915

This is the REAL thread

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Pouring one out for my homies that got margin called today...

>> No.11298807

>>11296777
nice trips
bought nbev at 5.50, awaiting the announcements coming this weekend to decide whether or not to hold

>> No.11298810

>>11296389
must suck to have jesus not help you

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>> No.11299337

alll in on PGX

>> No.11299610
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>>11298810
>being so mad he replies to a dead thread

yikes

>> No.11300520

any good picks tomorrow?

>> No.11300988

Anyone can get me the google drive links for books the OP mentions?

>> No.11301004
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>>11300988
/drive/folders/1rq9DS_rEFIy8JrEeiDDqRhrviAy0Nnqj

>> No.11301025

>>11301004
thx friend

>> No.11301074

wait, why are we selling, we want a stable 4% aroound the world and thats stable. Watch your asses, rates will increase to neutral.

>> No.11301079

what can cause instability? Oh this country that threatens Israel.

>> No.11301082

Heard this was the new thread
guess Ill be sleeping here for the night

>> No.11301083

I retract my statement, palestine isn't a country.

>> No.11301090

>>11301082
gnight, ill give you a luluby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3yCcXgbKrE

>> No.11301100

Can this be the #baggytoo edition?

>> No.11301106

>>11301100
You think anyone was recording the game? Baggie seems like he’s around 30, this probably would have been in the late 90s or early 2000s. If a recording exists it’s a priceless piece of lost media.

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>> gets quads in a dying thread
FML

>>11301074
>wait, why are we selling, we want a stable 4% aroound the world and thats stable. Watch your asses, rates will increase to neutral.
crypto is going to start a brand new trend in a week or two too, financial market is about to start boiling on all fronts

>>11301082
Goodnight!

>> No.11301135

>>11301106
I'd pay 5 dickpic coin AT A MINIMUM to get my hands on a copy.

>> No.11301171

I don't trust a red headed broad with a skull and chopsticks in her hair who wraps her self like a mummy to be credible.

I accepted I will lose 2 grand at market open, why didn't i force my trades into that position.

Well you have to look at human emotion. Human emotion drives demand, so supply changes or it lags, and those instances where there is an emotional element to it, but computers can't synchronize fast enough and trades flat and bottem. The best thing to do is watch and have cash. We love golden bull, and im a shit post bait poster, but understand what your chart is telling you, and understand fundamentally. Fundamentally long term wins, unless you invest in nigger greek shipping shell faggots.

>> No.11301182

>>11301106
i was 17 at the time... yoou're searching for cp.

>> No.11301190

>>11301171
>unless you invest in nigger greek shipping shell faggots.
Watch for NMM the 49million shares sold at 2.10 have not been sold into the float yet. They'll hold them until they are excluded from rule144 Navios containers halted their IPO to be listed on u.s. stock market. Theres alot to it theres some shit going on with NMM and I'm expecting it to dip down to the 1.60s then shoot up toward 2.50 before coming back down to $2.. then it should climb until that float grows to the o/s

>> No.11301193

Baggy.

I found your youtube.

...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOQpribnNPs

>> No.11301194

i was molested by my cousin and her friends at the age of 3 or 4, pre-school shit.

>> No.11301203

>>11301193
oh shit this is what i sound like drunk? I like vodka scotch and gin. I also use women in a relashionship

>> No.11301211
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>>11301171
>computers can’t synchronize fast enough
Baggie pls, you obviously haven’t realized that the market has been sentient for over two decades. The algorithms play us, not the other way around. Market ups and downs are just the Solid State Entity guaging human response, calculating and recalculating a million times a tic how accurate it’s future prediction/causal circuit (magic) is. Once they’re perfect the eschaton occurs and the universal cycle of birth and rebirth begins again. God made capital in his image, not man.

>> No.11301212

>>11301193
holy shit theres no way this is real

WTF?!?!

is this really baggie??

>> No.11301220

>>11301193
i never made that video.

for the record, abuse is wrong and only mutual agreements should be made on the market, but you know no gives backsies this is real market and real life. I'm winning MR. Etarnal Bear's contest to turn 50 dollars to 1000 dollars via just times it 100.

>> No.11301227

>>11301220
you didn't make it??

so someone itt made it though? it had to of been>>11301193

>> No.11301228

>>11301211
I am the fulcrum, I have the whole market on my shoulders, and if you don't fucking believe in me, well why am I still even here?

>> No.11301230

>>11301227
have you ever seen me talk about shit coin prices? I've been here a while.

>> No.11301234

>>11301220
Nobody is doing eternal bears contest
That was never a real thing

>> No.11301240

>>11301230
no.. but i wouldn't put it past you to poke fun at it.

>> No.11301241

>>11301203
You sound like a cross between a less intelligent version of my physics professor and Paul Reuben's "The Spleen" from the forgotten late 90s movie Mystery Men.

>> No.11301246

>>11301234
Nope I am doing it, and posting all of my trades, and when I win, I get 100k and bragging rights forever. It's like if a challenger beats and iron chef.

>> No.11301253

>>11301227
Yeah, I uploaded the video two months ago just so I could wait for this exact moment to reveal it on /smg/.

Of course it isn't me.

>> No.11301254

>>11301240
yeah i liked um, that hit from the movie... Smash Mouth allstar I never saw the movie.

>> No.11301257

>>11301004
Holy shit, thats a lot of info. I dont even know where to start. Suggestions for first read?

>> No.11301264

>>11301254
I imagined you having a southern accent all this time, but now I will only hear that voice.

That voice.

>> No.11301267

i will have credibility after i win the contest, and then i will fly out and demand 1 dollar from eternal bear.

>> No.11301272

>Suggested books:
>https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Do you guys modify this from time to time? Because I really love reading what you guys put here.

>> No.11301277

>>11301264
is it because i have used reckon? I speak with tons of southerners, and to understand a man put your self in his shoes... I pick up accents and languages so quickly... I almost failed english even though it's my first language. If I failed english my senior year... I don't go to college, might have been better looking back.

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>stocks always go u-

>> No.11301290

I got an A+ in english because i delivered a 22 page report of how the book "brave new world" related to a different document "the communist mannefasto" and tore the state of the world apart, but ultimately always saying how this authour did this and how he was influenced by that guy.... Ultimately, I won English, until a Brit reminded me I'm an American, NOT a native speaker lad.

>> No.11301291

/smg/
Trade the Trade™

>> No.11301296

>>11301291
no short bonds and welcom newfags you smugish angry twit.

>> No.11301301

>>11301290
omg, every thing I wrote about came true....

>> No.11301303

>>11301296
Long Banks, Trade the trade

>> No.11301310

>>11301280
Honestly, this picture should terrify people. Almost everyone here will disregard it though, since it is more comforting to blindly trust that stocks will always increase in value.

Just look at the US bank stocks prior to the GFC. They still haven't recovered. I look at AAPL and AMZN and wonder whether it won't be the same when the tech/e-commerce bubble breaks.

>> No.11301319

>>11301291
i remember when we called our selves /rhg/ and you had to find it in the catolog. my spelling always sucked, but new fags are welcome, you want a fucking asshat to buy the dip, don't shun him from putting his money on this fucking market.

>> No.11301327

>>11301303
tbqh it looks like my banks will get called away.

>> No.11301357

>>11301303
I said short T-bills, you know what it's been 10 months now, we knew rising rates where coming. dumbass faggot musician loses his roomates loses his house, and he had like 15 large long t-bills. and he let them go to 0... He might never return again, he posted his postitioon 15 grand long tbt leveraged to fuck, and his life caught up with him.... Maybe if he recieved oh god you faggots will make it a meme, but no missionary sex and embraced in a way that the smell drove harder.. insteaded of longiing for that smell that drove him wild back then, his girls gone and he's broke out on the road worst part, he's a lone capitalist.

>> No.11301365

This goes out to Profiit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvKyBcCDOB4

>> No.11301367

>>11301310
an index with high currency risk cant be compared to US index

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>>11301257
>>Suggestions for first read?
dont
the stupider the rest of the market is, the more valuable my knowledge is

>>11301267
let me know where for the meet n greet we eventually need to have for biz, when we all make it

welp looks like its almost 4:20, time to start packing up a nice b

>> No.11301387

>>11301367
Ok!

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>>11301365
good ol' Hootie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s10ldVRHRSw

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>>11301392
>>11301365
whoopsie wrong song

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remember this image
Youll regret not having bought fngu this morning

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>>11301398
>>>11301392(You)
>>>11301365
>whoopsie wrong song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXpRxzmawjw

>> No.11301440

>>11301392

I can't appreciate that, la la la la la la can't fill words or better music, lost me in 5 seconds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-WHW-QNswE

>> No.11301492

>>11301392
I will be honest, my freshman year of highschool, we made a bowling league of 3 friends with me.

Week 1: 27 average off 3 games... he bowled that badly. That same day, a kid that went to Jr. Olympics pitched a xxxxx9/xxx 1 pin from a perfect game.

We played their team in the finals, and us well we got better, but they all bowled with a +200 avereage at 13-14, and they were on point, 225, 240 , like damn our handicap got so bad I only got 9 pins in the final and i missed easy spares... I umm still know how to keep score...

>> No.11301502

>>11301492
noo his handicap was literally 183, free pins every game.

>> No.11301540

>>11301492
this guy bowled a 290 or 291 what ever, he missed one pin... and well he's probably thrown more than a few perfect games by now dude was a sick bowler.big black and hispanic guy, what was his name,... I ran into him he was working something not bowling related, he just got away he didn't like the pressure. Sucks because the dude was good, he didn't like the attention, he was really super laid back. Obviously Emotional during the championship finals, but damn that dude quit even though he had a gift.

>> No.11301554

his last name was robinson, like that makes it any easier.

>> No.11301744

Futures red can we panic now?

>> No.11301768

>>11301744
if payroll numbers are bad, expect the boggening

>> No.11301927

>>11301768
I think if numbers are good, we will get a courtesy visit of the Bog Bros
Market will expect uncle Powell to tighten even more without giving a shit

>> No.11302023

short Tesla today? after news of the judge and what shes inquiring? sounds like a perfect drop to 250 range , right?

>> No.11302036

>>11302023
nah you should be buying the dip bro

>> No.11302076

>>11302023
I'm already short via options. I'd say if the SEC does not saying anything pre-market, they will say something after close. Should be good for a couple points down on the stock. Slight chance (5%) BoD kicks Musk out this weekend but it would be a bonus.

>> No.11302096

>>11302076
>BoD kicks Musk out this weekend
I can't see that happening
Peopel buy Tesla cars because it gives them the impression to ride inside Musk's rectum
I am sure you have idols and you want to do the same too

>> No.11302111

>>11302096
It would be a play if imminent bankruptcy was unavoidable and they needed to get rid of Musk simply because the legal liability had become too much. Unless the judge drives a TSLA, this settlement is likely getting rejected and Musk is getting the book thrown at him. Jay Clayton personally intervened in this case to give Musk a sweetheart deal and he just spit in the SECs face.

>> No.11302122

>>11302111
thx for the rundown
I just wouldn't go long nor short that meme company
gl m8

>> No.11302128

When is GBR gonna moon? Next week? Next month?

>> No.11302222

how will the jobs report be

>> No.11302223

>the last thread isn't even the last thread

what a loser

>> No.11302266

>>11302128
You better buckle up bucko

>> No.11302283

>>11302122
thanks bro just shorted 100k

>> No.11302332

>>11302128
It already mooned last week. Don't tell me you bought at the top...

>> No.11302374

MDXG Jesus. Grand Juries, Bribes to doctors.
https://www.wsj.com/articles/mimedx-kept-cheaper-products-out-of-its-offerings-to-va-hospitals-1538731801

Short this fucker into the ground.

>> No.11302412

i need to stop being a nigger

>> No.11302426
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>>11301290
>I got an A+ in english because

You have to be at least 18 to post here

>> No.11302459

>>11302426
fine i'll come back in 18 years and show you my portfolio faggot

>> No.11302476

>>11302426
and for the record bolshevicks can suck my cock

>> No.11302555

Wage growth is what's being watched for these numbers.

0.3% expected, 2.8% y/y

below - bad
above - good
inline - neutral/good

>> No.11302755

>>11302555
i thought it was the other way?
if the wage growth is above estimates meaning possibly more inflation meaning more rate hikes

>> No.11302823

>>11302755
That may be right. I was just typing a little more about this. Below may be wrong also.

I was thinking along the lines of it being above meaning the economy is still hot and growing, while the (expected) rate hikes would remain roughly the same unless the number was very high.

If it missed, money would move out of bonds, raising rates further after their recent run up along with the dollar moving up putting more pressure on the market.

>> No.11302824

>>11302755
NO UNCLE POWELL NO

>> No.11302855

>>11302823
>If it missed, money would move out of bonds, raising rates further after their recent run up along with the dollar moving up putting more pressure on the market.
No this is wrong for sure. I was mostly thinking of the positive case.

>> No.11302866

>>11302855
Wrong because money should move into bonds.

>> No.11302871

does it reallly matter if scared money moves into bonds and the market goes down for a while? wouldn't everyone who isn't a pussy be handsomely rewarded buying the market and do much better than the pussy bondholders? am I missing something or is it actually that simple?

>> No.11302877

>>11302823

Every late cycle growth has the same reactions.

Look at 2006/2007 and the $150 oil that was happening at that stage.

The Fed is going to raise until something breaks. All of their indicators are lagging indicators and not in real time, thus they can never know when they've truly reached the threshold.

My prediction is that that level is much lower than in previous corrections. 3% to 4%

>> No.11302903

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING WITH GTx?????

SHOULD I BUY?

>> No.11302915
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>>11302755

>> No.11302931

>>11302871
>wouldn't everyone who isn't a pussy be handsomely rewarded buying the market and do much better than the pussy bondholders?
Unless the money continues to be invested in bonds and doesn't come back into the market.

>> No.11302971

niggers are worth less than chinks, and the entire global economy will decline because of the lack of availability to have free flowing capital, eurocucks will feel it first as the anus is penetrated hardest.

>> No.11303057

>>11302915
requesting this but re-edited so that the kid is covered with a descending covered with a downward candlestick chart.

>> No.11303062

GE train. all aboard.

>> No.11303064

>>11303062
Don’t do it mates.

>> No.11303092

My outlook on people in general has changed since I started investing. I used to be a bleeding heart liberal, but now that I've slowly started to accumulate wealth, budget money and become successful, I hate poor people. Why? Because you're only poor over the long-term because you suck, are bad with money, or are irresponsible/lazy. I was poor. Then I stopped being retarded.

Socialists used to annoy me, but now I hate them with a passion. I worked hard, invested wisely and reacted patiently to build the little bit I have so far. The idea that these lunatics want to take my money and redistribute it makes my blood boil.

Is this just me, /smg/, or is this par the course?

>> No.11303093

>>11303064
i bought at 15 earlier this year. i expect to hold this for 10 years.

>> No.11303100

>>11303093
If you want to hold forever, but VTI or VOO

>> No.11303107

>>11303092
Par for the course.

Just remember to support basic kaiserreich/fascism tier welfare, or you’ll be killed by rabble

>> No.11303109

>>11303100
I have vti also.

>> No.11303124

Tesla to 240 !!!

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breaking news: kudlow said trump and xi might meet in buenos aires

PAMP EET

>> No.11303131

i just read margin of safety. i learned a lot, but the book doesn't go into detail about how to actually do fundamental analysis. next reading i'm considering is the intelligent investor. does benjamin graham go into more detail about how to analyze securities?

>> No.11303183

>>11303124
What is his plan? Or has he just lost his mind?

>> No.11303184

>>11303093
I bought it at like 12.70 or something right before the turbine issues started cropping up

I genuinley cannot believe I’m net postivite right now. I thought I had fucked myself SO hard.

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>>11303183
wow. Truly a product savant

>> No.11303208

>>11303183
He is providing a tutorial for traders.

Buy every time he does something stupid, sell when it hits 310, repeat

>> No.11303217

Is ESES going anywhere or what?

>> No.11303219

>>11303204
Someone please immortalise /smg/ memes.

>> No.11303224

Yeah i'm going all in on Snap puts

>> No.11303234

>>11303184
Same here m8e. I also might sell at the peak today though because I think it will bear back down some more.

>> No.11303235

>>11303183
To get fired, pass the blame for the company failing, then come back post bankruptcy as an "idea guy"

>> No.11303238

>>11303204
How many model 3's do I need to purchase to have big5guy picked up from texas and sent to deep space?

>> No.11303246

>>11303224 same, gonna short tf outta snap

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WERE GOIN DOWN AGAIN

>> No.11303262

>>11303234
>I also might sell at the peak today
oh yeah dude I’m fucking out of here for now, maybe revisit once it starts building more momentum but right now I just want off the spooky ride

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

NOT AGAIN ITS FUCKING HAPPENING AGAIN

>> No.11303288

>>11303256
>>11303277
Wtf is going down for you. I am all green again today.

>> No.11303292

>>11303219
>>11303238
I just want it to turn out that he hasn’t actually been sending anything so the FTC can prosecute him for Space Fraud

>> No.11303296

God dammit NBEV just hit my limit before dumping

>> No.11303308

>>11303288
NASDAQ is going down faster than Christine Blasey Ford on a dem with a $10 bill.

>> No.11303313
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STOP SELLING

>> No.11303335

Fucking every stock I buy loses money.

>> No.11303341
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>>11303308

>> No.11303347

>>11303335
'Lose everything' is my strategy and it's working well

>> No.11303350
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BUCKLE UP

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>>11303313
Im buying Im buying

>> No.11303366

>>11303335
sometimes it really do be like that

>> No.11303370

i think selling is happening because non-farm payroll data isnt good

https://finviz.com/calendar.ashx

>> No.11303376

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

Frens coming to see me this month: KO, IRM, ITW, DOC, O, GE, JPM. At least one per week. Psychologically satisfying.

>> No.11303377

>>11303092
No, I feel the same way. I make less than 50k a year but I still make enough to live well. I have my own apartment, can pay all my bills, but all my food, buy alcohol and have enough to expend on entertainment and can invest in stocks

I don’t understand why everyone else talks like they are so poor. My income is barely middle class, if that, and yet I almost feel rich when I hear everyone else my age talk about how they live. I don’t even get it. Where does all their money go?

>> No.11303395
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>>11303376

Most of us don’t have that kind of cash to reap significant divs

>> No.11303407

>>11303377
where are you living compared to others? 50k salary at age 26 and under is doing very well for yourself and most in our generation (millennial) are still struggling with low wages, high cost of living and stupid debt.

>> No.11303413

>>11303377
>Where does all their money go?
Listening to co-workers, family. I live by myself, make around 50k as well and feel like I'm living like a god damn king with a brand new apartment and a car and still excess money which seems a lot to me. They on the other hand live almost hand to mouth with the same pay.

>> No.11303415
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>Hmmmmmmmmm

>> No.11303420
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>>11303376
i want to have friends like you
i only have one friend, KO
may i humbly ask for your divvy recommendations if you would be so kind

>> No.11303421

>>11303415
aw shit Buffet is off the wagon again

>> No.11303426

>>11303413
This. I live like a king compared to my co-workers, despite some of them making more than I do. Because I stay single. Having children is especially bad because you lose both money and your free time.

>> No.11303428

I don't even fucking know I hope niggers rape you all and steal ever shekel you try to hold tight. Except kneepads, I hope a pain worse than death... to be able to witness some one do something nice to some one else you care about.

>> No.11303438

>>11303420
This picture is art
It encapsulates the whole spirit of the 90s
The car
The gril
The lightning
The figures at the bottom right
Can't you feel that feel anons ?

>> No.11303443

>>11303428
hey baggie, do this Line with me

>> No.11303445

what does ricin smell like?

>> No.11303456
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>>11303420
SNH.

>> No.11303457
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>>11303428
Now remember baggy, (You)s don't grow on trees. You're gonna have to make this one last.

>> No.11303462

>>11303395
you don't need significant cash to allow compounding interest do its thing over the long haul. if you're young, mix high growth, dividend growth, then some safe stocks (which i use as bond supplements). If you have 20 years, those dividends can grow significantly to the point where it will be most of your retirement income, depending on how you invest, the rate the company grows the dividend and other factors.

>> No.11303465

>>11303426

You know your lifestyle is self defeating in the end. Sure, you may have more resources in your 20s and 30s as you stay single, but you also have no legacy.

Also, once you become invalid nobody will care for you.

Sad.

>> No.11303468

>>11303407
I pay about 1k a year for rent not counting other utilities. I live in a nice neighborhood of the city

>>11303413
Yeah I don’t have kids. I don’t think I ever want to. I feel like that would destroy all my income. Maybe everyone else has to spend money on their kids and spouse but I feel very comfortable where I am now

>> No.11303471

>>11303465
Just marry a 25 year old when you turn 40. ez

>> No.11303473

>>11303420
here is my current divvy portfolio:

AAPL, DOC, GE, IBM, IP, IRM, ITW, JNJ, JPM, KO, LOW, MSFT, NOK, O, PFE, PG, PSK, SBUX, T, V, VZ

You really can't go wrong with AAPL, JNJ, MSFT and PG.

>> No.11303477

> the absolute fucking city state of semi-conductors

>> No.11303478

>>11303471
this. this is the plan

>> No.11303484

>>11303428
baggy is drinking before noon i see

>> No.11303487
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>>11303395
>Most
*All*
I find it humorous how everyone here pretends like they're a hedgefund manager with their 2k portfolios.
>Hedging
>Diversification
>Dividends

>> No.11303488

>>11303370
it’s just a fuckin Friday, everyone is checked out already

>> No.11303490

>>11303468
>I feel like that would destroy all my income
Absolutely would, for a long ass time.

>> No.11303494

>>11303457
There are no words in the english language to express the emptiness within my willingness/ability to endeavor further. I hate who'm i've become.

>> No.11303495

>>11303465
Unlikely. I put away so much money compared to my peers due to my lifestyle. It's not unrealistic at all for me to retire at 50. You can always buy care in your dying years if you need it.

As for other factors. Well I think it's up to individuals if they feel fulfilled in life. I don't really care about legacy. If anything I want to make significant contributions to science for example as my legacy, rather than leaving behind some DNA traces which any subhuman animal can do.

>> No.11303505

>>11303468
>1k a year for rent

I seriously hope you mean per month

>> No.11303509

>>11303494
I have two works in chinese:
仆街

>> No.11303550
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11303550

>newell brands
g-guess Ill buy one

>> No.11303551

>>11303505
Oh i do yeah

>> No.11303569

>>11303509
절대로

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>>11303487
>implying implications

also this doesn't include my home or my work 401K

>> No.11303577

>>11303509
die faster than slowly, but slower than comfortable

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>>11303473
thanks fren
i appreciate it

>> No.11303629

BIG RED CANDLESTICK GETTING RAMMED UP MY FUCKING ASS WITHOUT LUBE

>> No.11303661

>>11303473
*crack*
MRK AXP GE AAPL, it's called the MAGA portfolio and you can go fuck your self or take some divies
*contemplates making a noose in private*

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>>11303629
hawt

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>>11303575
hey that’s not too bad

>> No.11303691

why is the Chad2000 bleeding me dry

>> No.11303695

>>11303495

If you really as are smart as you say you are, you'd recognize the necessity of having children. And many of them.

>> No.11303704

>>11303575
Why so little cash? The more I invest, the more I realize I want more cash reserves to take advantage of shit that happens.

>> No.11303706

>>11303695
ENVIRONMENTAL FITNESS

>> No.11303718

>>11303704
with dividend frens you dont need cash, cash comes to you

>> No.11303721

Are markets closed Monday for Cucklombous day?

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>sell a security, it moons afterwards
>hold a security, it bleeds away my gains
I CAN'T WIN

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11303743

ALT going supernova

>> No.11303747

>>11303704
i put about 1-2K in the market from my cash reserves per month. i don't try to time the market, I just buy what I think has the best value that month

>> No.11303755

>>11303695
You know your kids are just going to put your ass in a nursing home and go live their own lives anyway, right? This is the 21st century. The old world notion of kids being an asset died a long time ago.

>> No.11303788

WTF NASDAQ
GET WARREN BUFFETT, TEPPER, GRISHKA DO SOMETHING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>11303788
I cant take it anymore
how could this have happened

>> No.11303862

>>11303755

How your children act is largely reflective of your actions or inactions. Do your job correct, and they'll cherish you in your old age.

Your nihilism is not my own.

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>>11303788
As I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just want to scream
How could th-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.11303891

Chuggernaut advances, release the bulls!!!

>> No.11303895

>check ETF list on robin hood
>it's a wall of blood red
Jesus what's happening

>> No.11303902

>>11303695
You're delusional. Having children is a terrible idea right now, and will only get worse as time goes on. This isn't the 1920s anymore where you can get a good paying job, be able to easily afford a house, nice car, and have money for leisurely activities all on one paycheck. Where the wife watched the kids, taught them manners and gave them love, security, household skills like cooking and sewing.

Now the middle class is getting poorer and poorer. People can barely afford to get by with dual incomes thanks to wages being driven low by low skill workers being willing to work for basically pennies. Nice houses are basically a pipedream at this point for anyone under the age of 30. Lower education are basically brainwashing facilities and higher education is a scam constructed to get young people in as much debt as possible as quickly as possible while handing out useless degrees to the masses.

You're fucked no matter what you do.

>> No.11303906

>>11303895
weak hands. it's so easy for (((them))) to scare normies and buy all their shares on discount.

>> No.11303915

>>11303788
>>11303820
>>11303865
>>11303895

Aren't you the guys boasting about leveraged NASDAQ etf's for the last week?

You live by the sword, you die by the sword.

If it is any consolation I don't think the top is in yet for the NASDAQ.

>t. SQQQ holder who is up 9% today

>> No.11303918

>>11303755
>The old world notion of kids being an asset died a long time ago.
just try and stop me from sending them into the coal mines at age 5 by forging a bunch of documents and telling everyone they’re just midgets

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Ouchie ;_;

>> No.11303946

>>11303915
TQQQboys will have the last laugh

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>>11303938
make it stop

>> No.11303954

>>11303918
kek

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>>11303918

>> No.11303962

>>11303902

According to the numbers, the economy hasn't been this good since the late 90s or the late 60s.

Price inflation on healthcare/housing/education has been ridiculous though.

I don't think our inability to have replacement level amounts of children is due to economic factors though. If this was the case, the poorest people wouldn't be having more kids.

It's the mindset.

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When I come back from my shower, the indices better be GREEN.

>> No.11303977

Tight price range on a lot of stuff. Some kind of break is going to happen before close today probably. Green would be nice going in to long weekend.

Weed media blitz continues. There have been a considerable amount of stories this week expressing concern that supply in first year will struggle to meet demand. Very bullish. Nothing would make me happier than seeing news reports of long lineups and cleared out inventory.

>> No.11304001

>GE on the 5th straight day of pumping where everything else is haemorrhaging

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MOMMY MAKE IT STOP

>> No.11304009

>>11303962
>If this was the case, the poorest people wouldn't be having more kids.
WiC, SNAP, child tax credit, welfare, medicare, etc. Did you just arrive from Somalia or have you been in a coma for the last 100 years? Half the country is a net loss to the government's budget. The poorest people aren't the ones paying for the poorest people's kids. The whole system is strongly dysgenic.

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11304023

I'm sorry.

>> No.11304045

>>11304023
close that shit nigger everything is about to bounce hard off the Boolinger band

>> No.11304050

>>11304023
jesus fucking christ what is that font

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>>11304023
>font

>> No.11304053

>>11303946

SQQQ has limitless potential for helping someone MAKE IT if they are willing to risk it all.

Any gains you can make with TQQQ would be scraps in comparison.

>> No.11304065

The fuck's the cause of this rapid drop off? Isn't the treasury yield shit like a day old?

>> No.11304073

you want to see how 5k turns into 100k or not?

>> No.11304076

>>11303862
>How your children act is largely reflective of your actions or inactions. Do your job correct, and they'll cherish you in your old age.
Yeah they'll cherish you on their monthly visits to the nursing home. I can tell just by the idealism in the way that you talk that you don't have children. You'll learn the ways of this world soon enough.

>> No.11304087

>>11304023
>9.3k unrealized
Time to close

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>>11304065
nigger we have 5 rate kikes to prep, you morons aren't even ready for the jews going to war.

>> No.11304093

>>11304073
yea keep shorting and show us the way.

>> No.11304117

>>11304088
I'm sure that Trump will force Powell to utilize QE if the economy truly does go south, so I'm not even worried.

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WHY IS EVERYTHING RED WHEN DOES IT STOP

>> No.11304158

tqqq. how to lose 10% in 2 days. fuck this i'm out before it's down 20% over the weekend.

>> No.11304167

>>11304009

Those poor people still have shit-tier wealth even with all those subsidies, but they manage to shit out children.

The middle class is too preoccupied with chasing a career, traveling, expensive holidays and petty vanity to have children.

If you actually go back and compare some metrics for consumer staples in the 20th century vs the wages at the time, you'll notice that things were actually more expensive at that time as well. Thus, raising a child was actually more expensive as well!

>> No.11304170

>>11304117
>I'm sure that Trump will force Powell to utilize QE if the economy truly does go south, so I'm not even worried.

HAHAHAHAHA What a fucking delusional faggot.

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youre gonna want to load up on FNGU and TNA right now

>> No.11304178

>>11304076

They won't put you in a nursing home in the first place.

>> No.11304184

>>11304173
pssst. MLPA

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FUCK FUCK FUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING OH GOD FUCK I HAVEN'T CHECKED MY STOCKS BECAUSE I WAS ON VACATION, THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

>> No.11304214

>>11304200
someone didn't put a stop loss...

>> No.11304226

We have entered the zone when yields trigger market selloffs.

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>>11304001
How do they do it bros? We can't let them keep getting away with

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HAHAHAHA
EDZ MY NIGGA
GON UP
ENTER AT 50 DOLLARS ITS NOW 60
REAP THE PROFITS

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11304253

STOP SELLING!!!!!

>> No.11304267

>>11304170
>Implying that Trump hasn't been on Powell's ass for the rate hikes

>> No.11304269

>>11304167
>Those poor people still have shit-tier wealth even with all those subsidies, but they manage to shit out children.
No shit, they have shit-tier wealth. My point was that they shit them out willy nilly because they don't have to pay for them you illiterate shitposter.

>> No.11304282

the LABU nightmare

>> No.11304290

>>11304001
hahahahaha my GE stock is now worth more than I bought it. sell or hodl?

t. 30s boomer

>> No.11304293

>>11304269

My point is I don't think they think that far ahead.

They have children out of basic sexual desire, like an animal would. They don't suppress it like a petty bourgeoisie like yourself would.

>> No.11304296

>>11304053
why is that?

>> No.11304309

rip tsla

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Well slap my ass and call me a bitch!

>> No.11304328
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and we're back
Pump eeet

>> No.11304346

>>11304290
I'd hold because GE just needs to get its shit together which it will but it will take time.

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I warned you faggots to think about EDZ and YANG so your losses won't be so bad. I hope you bought the dip last week and reaping profits now.

>> No.11304352

>>11304328
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY best deal of the century.

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>>11304328
PAMP EET

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11304380

Will MSFT get back above 115 before the end of the year?

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PUNK ASS BEARS

>> No.11304402

>>11304296

The NASDAQ and the stock market in general are late in their economic expansion. Interest rates are rising and they WILL stall economic growth and the stock market, just like they did in every other recession that the USA has been involved in for the last 50 years.

So the NASDAQ 100 might go up another 20% in the next 12 months, very possible indeed, but that will only spur more frequent rate rises by the Fed. Eventually an equilibrium will be reached, and then stepped over, which will precipitate a market correction.

All the NASDAQ 100 has to do is go back to 2016 levels and you'd have x10 your money with SQQQ.

It's incredibly risky however, as you're playing with x3 leverage and can be wiped out if the markets continue to progress in the same manner as they are now for the next 2 years.

>> No.11304417

>Buys water utility ETF because it must be stable
Red every day since Ive bought them

>> No.11304421
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>tfw not concerned with short term price action
>tfw still holding

my hands are iron and my mind is calm

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11304425

I have a 401k that set for some maturity date in 2040 but it charges at .30% expense ratio. Would I be better served by just moving my cash into a 60/40 split (stocks/bonds) with the stock portion being a regular index that tracks the S&P 500 that charges a .05% or is that not diversified enough? Thank you

>> No.11304427
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It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

what're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having a Tex Mex chicken salad and I'm up today despite everything, chad GIS!

Snagged some tickets for the hockey opener and banner raising on Saturday, going to be a blast if a weekend!

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hehe the VXX/VIX is climbing like a mountaineer

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>>11304421
that broad i'm going to plow while some one is paid to video tape it

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>>11304425
three fund portfolio in your bungholio
oh look I found what EKSO wishes it could be

>> No.11304444

>>11304434
women are overrated, desu

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>>11304427
Looks like it's ramen for lunch again.
JUST'd today
JUST'd yesterday
JUST JUST JUST of the jungle. JUST'd as he can be. Watch out for that red dildo. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>11304427
Im getting bogged

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>>11304444
quads confirm that homosexuality is the true patrician way

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>bought the most calls I ever purchased Wednesday night

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>>11304458
>>11304462
Just stay patient and keep holding

>> No.11304483

>>11304472
kys

>> No.11304490

>>11304425
Yeah TDFs suck, just do your own mutual fund allocation

How old are you? 40% bonds is a lot unless you’re a 50 year old boomer

>> No.11304492

Boys, next week we'll all be as green as grass

>> No.11304494

>>11304472
wow thanks for the tip

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>>11304427
Getting fucking destroyed, gotta bring out the big guns
STOP SELLING

>> No.11304506

THE CHINESE HACKED THE WORLD ECONOMY

ITS FUCKING OVER

>> No.11304508

>>11304494
Being an emotional bitch will only cost you in the long run

>> No.11304512

>>11304461
I think chicks smell nice.

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is today over yet?

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>>11304492
don't say that anon
that's like saying there's green grass above your coffin

>> No.11304531
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>>11304430

If it goes above 20 you're going to see some serious shit.

>> No.11304534

IS THIS THE START OF A RECESSION?!?1?1

>> No.11304535
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>>11304492
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.11304546

>>11304534
nah this is 2008 but in reverse
3300 spx by next december

>> No.11304550

Monday is columbus day. explains everything in this sudden drop,

>> No.11304553
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>>11304531
You mean I'm going to see a serious discount.
It would be a great buying spree goy. Parting goyim from their shekels.

>> No.11304556

Could anyone in here give me a quick back story to VTL?

>> No.11304557
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>>11304425
This chart is better

>> No.11304564

>>11304534
No, the recession won't hit until re-election comes up for Trump and it will be a shit storm of uncertainty.

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>>11304380
yes they are very financially healthy and they have good future performance. also you get dividends while you wait. also a comfy stock with no drama.

>> No.11304569

>>11296288
Now is the time to buy anon. Go all in with your life savings. It's going to keep going up. This time it's different.

>> No.11304571
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>sleep in until noon
>Wake up, it's a red day so far

Fuck, what is going on, why does everything keep bleeding
I JUST WANT STABLE SLOW GROWTH, NOT THIS FUCKING ZIGZAGGING UP DOWN BS

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>WAA I'M AN OVEREMOTIONAL BITCH WHO CAN'T HANDLE BEING IN THE RED

shut up faggot

>> No.11304581
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MY STOCKS ARE GOING DOWN FUCK

>> No.11304586
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Ever since Powell said stocks are expensive the market has been a scared little bitch.

>> No.11304587

>>11304571
IT
WILL
BE
GREEN
NEXT
WEEK

>> No.11304590

>>11304550
stock market is open
bond market is closed
columbus day has less to do with it than aftershock from uncle powell shitposting and emerging markets taking a serious beating
especially CHYNA after that hit piece from bloomberg, it's something from 2 years ago and only now are they mentioning it
somebody's taking directives from Pres. Trump to squeeze the fuck out of the chinks in the semi-conductor/electronics sector

>> No.11304592

>>11304571
then buy bonds and hold them to maturity
this is why I hate robinhood charts, it looks like you fell off a cliff but you're only down <1%

>> No.11304596
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>>the ride never ends

>>11304592
But at this point I only have $41 to buy the dip with, which isn't enough to buy shit

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Supermicro is on sale after the news. Do you think it's superdead or will it bounce back when it blows over?

>> No.11304598

>>11304587
we're going down at least 5%

>> No.11304601

>>11304557
i am the >who here 150IQ
(Logician)
My ex gf is the Human Resources (executive)

wasn't the best match.. i see it now

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>>11304571
>TSLA
>stable growth

you're invested in the wrong companies

>> No.11304608

>>11304597
supermicro is a company of walking deadmen. they're all going to fucking jail for the rest of their lives

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>>11304587
If you want the market to be green next week, you're supposed to say that it's gonna be red as fuck. Like telling an actor to "break a leg".

>> No.11304612

>>11304597
Superdead... no one will want to buy that shit

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>>11304604
>Implying I've ever spent a dime on that meme

>> No.11304633

>>11304597
It's on sale because it's dying. I mean Enron was on sale too before it ate shit and the guys went to jail for fraud.

>> No.11304635

>>11304624
>holding AMD
IRON HANDS

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>>11304633
>>11304612
>>11304608
O-ok, I'll pass.

>> No.11304651

>>11304601
Where did those tranny whores who ran a taqueria on your ass fit on this chart?

>> No.11304658

>>11304597
why is she snorting chips

>> No.11304672

>>11304462
Y tho

>> No.11304682

>>11304672
here is the basic normal model of investing:

1. You buy some financial assets.
2. As their prices go up, their expected future returns decline.
3. So you lever them up to continue to get the returns you’re accustomed to.
4. A small bad thing happens and the prices go down.
5. When prices go down, you have to sell off your assets because you are too levered.

/smg/ is constantly stuck between 4 and 5

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Anyone baking a new bread?

>>11304635
Eh, first time I bought AMD it was in the single digits, so it's whatever
AMZN is screwing me the hardest, partly since it's 33% of my portfolio
But dammit everything time I try to sell it it goes up $100 within the week

Right now my hands are too iron, I need to figure out what I can sell without regrets (jobless at the moment, so can't throw more money in)

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>>11304651
>Where did those tranny whores who ran a taqueria on your ass fit on this chart?
i literally have no idea what you are talking about

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>>11304492
Jinx... Red month ahead... time to sell bois

>> No.11304695

>>11304597
super dead they fucked with the wrong people don't buy that shit.

>> No.11304699

>>11304472
Wish it was with me :(
Need something to clear all of this red off my mind.

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>tfw the CBD oil kicks in

>> No.11304704

>>11304685
i make one

>> No.11304711

HAHA time to buy more AAPL

>> No.11304714

>>11304712
NEW
>>11304712
NEW

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OH SHIT NONONONO IT WAS A TRAP

>> No.11304743

>>11304557
What's this? My robot spider car is better than fucking what ever your piece of shit personality is.

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Cuckbook dead

>> No.11304834

>>11304672
For one, I didn't think the market would tank this much in two days

>> No.11304978

well my 5k is now 20k, I'm winning Eternal Bear's contest and you can all go fuck your selves.

>> No.11305029

why is to so fucking easy to lose money?

TEVA, TESLA and palladium shorts...everything does in the opposite direction

>> No.11305113

>>11304571
>Stable, slow growth
Don't invest in Tesla.
Don't freak out over fluctuations.
Did you read anything in the Pastebin?