How do I put on my CV I am a succefull trader from home?

[Anonymous No.11302326]

I put down the following:

February 2016-Present
>Freelance Stock Market & Cryptocurrency Trader
"• Acquiring knowledge and analysing market data and human behaviour on macro-economic trends to better incentivize personal trading on blue chip stocks and more volatile assets such as cryptocurrency."

[Anonymous No.11302336]

>>11302326

Kekked at believing anyone would care about market exposure through trading shitcoins. Anon. No

[Anonymous No.11302343]

>>11302326
Need more buzzwords
Include something about
>blockchain technology

[Anonymous No.11302348]

>>11302326
Just say you were a derivative and commodity trader. Don’t say “stocks and crypto”.

[Anonymous No.11302351]

>>11302336
Fills in the gap of nearly 3 years.
Gives great returns and is actually a freelance job.
I will put it down, you pleb. It demonstrated I find opportunity where there is and finance my life with it. It means I make MONEY.

[Anonymous No.11302393]

>>11302351

Literally everone who entered crypto in 2016 found the same oppertunity and Made money. Its a demonstration of participation of a bubble at best. Youre better of lying about traveling and seeing the world.

[Anonymous No.11302403]

>>11302393
Multiple bubbles throughout it's inception.
Doesn't matter.
Point is I made money and continued trading blue stocks. It means I can see 'bubbles'. That's a skill.

[Anonymous No.11302404]

>>11302351
>cryptokiddie since 2016
>bubble has burst
>now i need a job because I thought I was successful but really im just a neet retard

This is exactly how an employer will read this

[Anonymous No.11302428]

>>11302404
Not only a cryptokiddie.
Blue chip stocks too.

[Anonymous No.11302431]

>>11302404
top kek this, just say you went to thailand to take pics on top of elephants like every other zoomer

[Anonymous No.11302442]

>>11302428
still, you only get off that ride when it stops working. meaning that your motivation to perform actual work is only derived from necessity and not le passion

[Anonymous No.11302445]

>alternative assets

[Anonymous No.11302465]

>>11302326
>"Successful trader with experience in Stock Markets and Blockchain commodities."

You dont need to put that you trade from home.

[Anonymous No.11302477]

>>11302431
>>11302404
The reality is I used the returns on the trading to finance my university and to actually travel half the globe. Now that I am finishing my degree I want to get hand to work experience.

To me that sounds pretty fucking smart and ahead of any other 20-somethings.

[Anonymous No.11302481]

>>11302403
>It's

You got more basic things to fix beside your work experience

[Anonymous No.11302493]

>>11302326
>Programmed a trading bots for different clients.
ie. posted if(price_btc<6000){buy();} else{sell();} on a basket weaving forum.
>Consulting clients in the stock market and cryptocurrency.
ie. Myself and anons on the internet.
>Managed funds for multimillion dollar clients.
ie. "shilled some coin to a whale on 4chin"

[Anonymous No.11302505]

>>11302493
Top kek

[Anonymous No.11302510]

>>11302481
Fucking grammar nazi

[Anonymous No.11302590]

>>11302404
this employers will be terrified butthurt and jealous and will find solace in the idea that you were actually wrong and they now have the power to kill you by denying you employment. forget their whole system and keep trying to make it here. then in the future use your money to hurt them

[Anonymous No.11302611]

>>11302326
do it anon just put down what you are good at. Fyuck all the loser shitbag cavepeople putting down crypto. It will be praised again one day when the niggers and jews are replaced by more good men whos cryptocurrencies rise. They will be begging for market experts and the cavepeople fuckface retarded normies will be 10 yrs behind you

[Anonymous No.11302686]

>>11302326
>blockchain technology consultant (aka spreading BS in biz and plebbit)
>Derivative and commodity trader (aka buying crypto high selling Low)
>Social Media community manager (aka spaming TG gifs 24/7)

[Anonymous No.11302688]

Write a couple articles/blogposts about Crypto and put them on your LinkedIn or another website somehow. Trust me, it will work. You can make them super simple too because most hiring managers are old and technologically illiterate.

Examples: "3 Cryptocurrencies that are changing how businesses work"

"Companies that could use Blockchain technology"

"How Bitcoin hit $20,000 and why you should sell/buy"


Just cite like 2 or 3 sources each article.

[Anonymous No.11302701]

>>11302477
>travel
Never gone make it

[Anonymous No.11302713]

>>11302477
If you are so good at trading then why you need a regular ass job?

>hurr I wanna wagecuck now even tho I have all the skills to be independent and free

They will see right through your lies and your bullshit and think of you as a retarded zoomer who has a crippling gambling addiction.

[Anonymous No.11302735]

If good trader you were
Writing a CV you would be not

[Anonymous No.11302751]

Learn some Solidity and Macroeconomics. Show as Blockchain Dev

[Anonymous No.11302887]

>>11302735
This.

[Anonymous No.11303104]

>>11302326
Why do you need a cv if your already a successful trader? Oh wait, your not a successful trader and now you need a job.

Quick tip, don't lie on your cv.

[Anonymous No.11303116]

>>11302348
>Derivative and Commodity Trader at "Anon" Family Office

[Anonymous No.11303202]

>>11303116
>Deployed cryptographic algorithms to service proprietary in-house distributed ledger
>Led fast paced multichannel digital marketing campaign to accelerate adoption of groundbreaking dencentralized oracle technology

[Anonymous No.11303263]

>>11302735
LOL
this

[Anonymous No.11303264]

>>11302326
the fact that youre applying for jobs now tells your future employer that you failed at your trading endevour. and that you are a failur eoverall.

[Anonymous No.11303393]

>>11302326
you guys are missing the point, he isnt successful if he is applying to be a wagie

[Anonymous No.11303412]

>>11302326
>dont put crypto kek

[Anonymous No.11303678]

>i was a trader
>but so shit i need to wageslave
hmmm

[Anonymous No.11303799]

>>11302326
How much would you skinny nerds pay me to start an LLC and vouch that you worked at LLC as a whatever the fuck you want? Is that legal? Does a service like this exist?

[Anonymous No.11303830]

>>11303799
Very fucking good idea...

[Anonymous No.11303869]

>>11303799
Any HR niggers here? Would this work?

[Anonymous No.11303990]

>>11302493
Underrated

[Anonymous No.11304022]

>>11302326
Can you incorporate? Then you can list your business, and list yourself as the owner.
>2018- Owner at Something Something
>"Acquiring knowledge and analysing market data and human behaviour on macro-economic trends to better incentivize personal trading on blue chip stocks and more volatile assets such as cryptocurrency."
But by the way I don't see a big issue with stating that you are a freelancer either. Go where they treat you right, and where they think similarly to you, and things will be okay. Get confident! If you are a successful trader, it shouldn't be an issue.

[Anonymous No.11305263]

>>11304022
The problem with this is that they can easily search the date of incorporation and what industry the business is registered as. This is public data.

[Anonymous No.11305623]

If you were successful then you wouldn't need a cv

[Anonymous No.11305862]

>>11302404
No, it isn’t.
>t. guy who hires developers

[Anonymous No.11306548]

>>11305263
Why is that a problem?

[Anonymous No.11306914]

>>11302326
don't mention crypto

say you took some time off from work to help your family and learned how to trade stocks/forex on the side

[Anonymous No.11306959]

>>11302326
Add something about risk management so that they don't see you as a impulsive emotional trader