/smg/ - Chad edition

[Anonymous No.11362072]

George edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread >>11358835

[Anonymous No.11362097]

>>11362072
Whats the plan guys? Anyone have the historical data for 2008? What are the biggest losers during a depression start?

[Anonymous No.11362103]

>>11362088
>Why wouldn't it work like that?

Because even if your win percentage is less than 50%, a successful trader will profit far more on a winning trade than he will lose on a losing trading.

[Anonymous No.11362106]

Selling all TQQQ at 8:59 am and buying SQQQ. everyone else on board too?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11362111]

>>11362097
>t-thanks for the cheapies

[Anonymous No.11362114]

>>11362097
We are not in 2008 mode. No catalyst. Fed shitpost? Bonds? Nope. Not enough. Buy the dip.

[Anonymous No.11362125]

Long way to the bottom anons sell the rips and do not buy the dips unless you’re a chad trader

[Anonymous No.11362132]

>>11362103

Then what defines a successful trader? Is actively trading during the day 'involved' to the extent you can tell what'll give wins with good probability? If so, how do you figure out what gives wins? Knowledge, experience?

[Anonymous No.11362159]

>>11362132

Wow, you're really new to the concept of stock trading, huh? You research companies to see if they have growth potential, you look at the charts and extrapolate likely and unlikely future price movements, buy and sell accordingly. A day trader will typically be using charts for 98% of trade decisions, the remaining 2% devoted to cursory checks to see if the company they're about to trade isn't in imminent danger of bankruptcy.

Research trading and investment styles and strategies.

[Anonymous No.11362180]

>>11362072
i would be his super depressed son hiding his face toward the left, there

[Anonymous No.11362209]

Fuck gold
Fuck silver
We going all the way back to bronze

[Anonymous No.11362224]

>>11362072
Imagine being one of the boys NOT wearing a plaid shirt. Look at him. Look at him and laugh.

[Anonymous No.11362232]

>>11362072
>pic

God, I wish I were a Mormon.

[Anonymous No.11362257]

>>11362159

I'm new to the world of finances in general. I get looking at companies to determine what you'd want to hold long term, but I don't understand how you'd extrapolate what would cause day to day ebbs and flows for a given company besides keeping up to date with news.

Like, does the day trader see a good report from Apple and think, 'they'll rise for the next few hours, let's buy some right now' and then make a profit out of quickly buying before it get the rest of the gain's it makes in the wake of the good news? If it was as simple and that, wouldn't you just want to go hard in on whatever's gonna rise the most in the day and then sell before the bell closes?

I'd probably benefit from watching someone do it in real time.

[Anonymous No.11362279]

anyone else buy DAL puts?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11362281]

>>11362232
The fucking American government killed our polygamy
Now only Chad splinter groups in southern Utah are based

[Anonymous No.11362288]

PCI comes out tomorrow wonder what expectations are

[Anonymous No.11362301]

>>11362257

Technical analysis. TA for short. Lots of ways to determine probability of share price movement. As for news, usually you want to be holding something before the news release comes out in order to profit the most from the spike in share price. Often it goes like, rumors spread that company is in talks with some other company over some big partnership deal, you buy, wait for news release. Then use TA to give you an idea of where the best time to sell and realize profit from the trade. This is more of a swing trading technique. "buy the rumor, sell the news."

[Anonymous No.11362315]

>>11362097

Typical analysis is out the window as interest rates aren't low enough to restart QE so if this is the big one (I don't think it is though) it's going to be a brave new world.

biggest losers are always financial institutions, I'd always try to scoop up on the cheap, bloated tech and energy are next and then construction and industrials, everything after that is a mixed bag, I'd say watch who is leveraged to the tits and vulture up.

[Anonymous No.11362329]

>>11362315

There are a bunch of quarterly earnings reports coming out this week and next. I expect those to meet or exceed expectations. Buyers will return in reaction to the numbers that show the economy is fine, the market will be fine, therefore buy buy buy.

[Anonymous No.11362331]

>>11362301

So a day trader worth his salt will do enough TA to be able to make a profit. Makes sense. For me I suppose the question becomes whether or not it's worth trying to play around with day trading when I already have a Vanguard index fund. I'm assuming if I tried maybe I could make more than I would doing nothing, but it seems like it would be a larger commitment than I could give as of now.

[Anonymous No.11362357]

>>11362315
They could do fed share buying.

[Anonymous No.11362364]

>>11362125
real shit?

[Anonymous No.11362365]

>>11362329

Agreed, if there are still dips on positive earnings reports then I think the bull market is effectively coming to a close and if everything is stable on positive earnings then I think there is still gas in the market, but there is a chance that rate increases will pullback gains regardless leading to what looks like a flat lining aggregate.

[Anonymous No.11362379]

>>11362357

Hmmm, I've heard of this before... has this been tried? I'm curious to see what it looks like in practice.

[Anonymous No.11362387]

>>11362379
They did it in 2008. IIRC the Canadian government owned most of the US car companies at some point, and the Fed owned large stakes in a lot of businesses.

[Anonymous No.11362388]

>>11362365
possible. That's fine with me. Flat-ish on the indices allows speculative shit that I trade to moon and tank without worry about market correlation issues.

[Anonymous No.11362393]

>>11362114
>astronomically high stock, bond, real estate prices
>cheapest leverage in recorded history
>gorillions of foreigners depressing employment and wages
>a generation of disenfranchised college-educated socialists working as baristas
No catalysts here

[Anonymous No.11362404]

>>11362393
None of those things is at boiling point yet. Not enough blood flowing in the streets.

[Anonymous No.11362449]

Nasdaq +3% tomorrow

[Anonymous No.11362466]

>>11362072
story behind the picture?

[Anonymous No.11362511]

>>11362466
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_reproduction

[Anonymous No.11362521]

>>11362357
>>11362379
>>11362387

what kind of idiots are you, fed buying stocks...

[Anonymous No.11362530]

>>11362521
https://www.boj.or.jp/en/finsys/spp/index.htm/

[Anonymous No.11362543]

>>11362530
that's the bank of japan you tard, and that's because japans monetary policy has been the stuff of legends

[Anonymous No.11362545]

>>11362543
I'm saying it's an option the Fed can use if it runs out of other options.

[Anonymous No.11362553]

>>11362545
not in the US, and you don't need any other options when you can "print" your own money....

[Anonymous No.11362562]

>>11362553
The BoJ can also print its own money, and congress can give the fed buyback power.

[Anonymous No.11362579]

>>11362562
the fed doesn't need anything from anyone, especially congress, that's why Rand Paul wants to audit them so badly, so many smoke and mirrors.... i'm telling you the japs do things differently than any other developed nation...

[Anonymous No.11362587]

>>11362579
Because they had a deeper crisis than the others. If we have a crisis like they did, we can do the same.

[Anonymous No.11362595]

>>11362587
ok

[Anonymous No.11362621]

AAPL goes sub 200 tomorrow.

TQQQ drops another ~15%

My body is ready.

[Anonymous No.11362657]

[urge to liquidate my portfolio intensifies]

[Anonymous No.11362705]

I am genuinely excited to wake up tomorrow. It feels like being a little kid waiting for Christmas morning.

[Anonymous No.11362711]

>>11362705
It will be chaos.

[Anonymous No.11362721]

Is it weird that I feel literally nothing while my money vanishes into the ethereal plane?

[Anonymous No.11362726]

the way this is going, futs will be green in the morning, asia covering

[Anonymous No.11362747]

>>11358894
>>11359743

Lads what app are they using? Is that available for Android?

[Anonymous No.11362771]

lol, asia covering at the close, market will be green in the morning..... you kids got your tree shook

[Anonymous No.11362780]

How does margin work when writing options? Is a negative liablility counted against your collateral or buying power?

[Anonymous No.11362790]

>>11362780
your collateral is your buying power, you putting up 25k somewhere?

[Anonymous No.11362796]

If interest rates were raised how come bonds are falling?? what the fuck

[Anonymous No.11362800]

>>11362780
a margin call is defined by whoever loaned you the money, different for every firm....if you put up 25 and they loaned you 25, if you lose 25, they are calling in their 25, hence margin call.

[Anonymous No.11362805]

>>11362796
>guys I’m just pretending to be retarded and I didn’t take economics 101

[Anonymous No.11362820]

>>11362790
Well by my definition, collateral = cash, buying power = 3x max margin. So lets say I have $100k in cash, with my brokerage I would get $300k in "buying power."

What I don't get is if my option goes negative does it count against my cash position or buying power.

[Anonymous No.11362829]

>>11362796
some people view them as a safe haven

[Anonymous No.11362836]

>>11362796
>this is who you share a board with

[Anonymous No.11362838]

>>11362820
lol, you show me what firm gives you 3x on margin, and i'll open an account there

[Anonymous No.11362840]

>>11362838
Thought that was standard. Questrade does.

[Anonymous No.11362902]

The value of an asset is equal to the expected value of it's discounted cash flows

[Anonymous No.11362903]

>>11362840
Each exchange-listed security has its own margin requirement. To check the rate for securities, log in to your trading platform, go to Level 1 and look for Long MR for long requirement position or Short MR for short positions.

They tell you what you can and can't buy and with what percentage you're allowed, that's not a true margin account....

[reluctant kneepad girl No.11362913]

God .... today was too brutal

[Anonymous No.11362922]

sp futs down 8, you watch it'll be green in the morning, and depending on CPI, Feds might have front ran the CPI number, those fckers

[Anonymous No.11362930]

>>11362922
sp futs down 5, asia covering hard before european open

[Anonymous No.11362938]

nasdaq futs just wen't green, LOL

[Anonymous No.11362946]

europes buying

[Anonymous No.11362958]

if it stays like this for the next hour, night owl future traders will buy it back up, easy

[Anonymous No.11362969]

Imagine being cucked enough to pay brokerage fees. IDC if robinhood sells my data, better than them fisting me in the wallet

[Anonymous No.11362988]

>>11362969
wtf are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.11363007]

>>11362903
3x is minimum. Usually you can extend yourself for far more given their calculations.

How do you define a true margin account?

[Anonymous No.11363024]

>>11363007
that's cut and pasted from their site, 3x is not minimum, you better read more if that is where you're going to do business, took me 5 minutes to find that.

[Anonymous No.11363037]

>>11363024

[Anonymous No.11363038]

>>11362913
Is this what war feels like?
When it dropped in power minute today, it felt like a bullet hit my rib

[Anonymous No.11363053]

>>11363037
yea that's a naked option, some firms don't even let you trade naked options

[Anonymous No.11363097]

>>11363037
do you know what a naked option is?

[Anonymous No.11363111]

>>11363097
selling an uncovered call or put.

>>11363053
well mine does, so for selling a naked put it's same margin as owning the underlying, so roughly 3x.

[Anonymous No.11363140]

>>11363111
why would that be 3x, vix determines the option price, so it's the price of the option, depending on duration and the price of the underlying definitely not 3x.

[Anonymous No.11363143]

>>11362072
It's amazing how these uber successful polygamists are never the hot looking Chads you would expect, but rather fat middle aged men who look like their big hobby is fishing

[Anonymous No.11363146]

Oh bogs please save us.
-1% so far today.

[Anonymous No.11363198]

>>11363140
I feel like this has gotten off based. It's the underlying value of the option if assigned at strike for buying power.

$100k cash would allow you to own $300k of a stock using margin.

$100k cash would allow you to sell $300k "worth" of naked put options of the assigned value, not option value.

[Anonymous No.11363211]

>>11363198
no

[Anonymous No.11363372]

>>11362747
First is Robinhood
Second, I think, is M1 Finance

[Anonymous No.11363402]

>>11362922
>>11362930
>>11362938
>>11362946
>>11362958

these aged well

[Anonymous No.11363474]

Do you guys think Buffett-sama has panicked sold or is waiting before using his gigantic pile of cash to save the markets ?

[Anonymous No.11363549]

>>11363146
-5% and counting.
I feel the rape.
-25% from ath this year.

[Anonymous No.11363551]

>>11363474
4-5% decline isn't enough for him to save the market, 2008 was when he really showed his cash pile, i think he loaned Goldman money and took up some huge positions in other equities, Wells Fargo i think was one.

[Anonymous No.11363565]

>>11363549
I'm -10% from ATH, mostly holding cars bags (Valeo)

[Anonymous No.11363566]

>>11363474
As of March 2017, 65% of Berkshire's equity securities were concentrated in five companies: American Express Company ($12.0 billion), Apple Inc. ($19.2 billion), The Coca-Cola Company ($17.0 billion), International Business Machines Corporation ("IBM") ($11.2 billion), and Wells Fargo & Company ($27.8 billion).[73] After a selloff of IBM stock in February 2018,[74] on May 4, 2018, Buffett announced that Berkshire had completely sold its stake in IBM, and purchased more of Apple.[

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.11363590]

zawa zawaaa

[Anonymous No.11363602]

I'm jumping ship , godspeed to the captain.

[Anonymous No.11363610]

>>11362072
If he was Muslim, he would not have been charged.
But Jews do not want whites reproducing.

[Anonymous No.11363772]

>>11363551
>>11363566
I think Buffett-sama's gigantic money dick is still barely erect
Also, it is incredible how concentrated his Berkshire's portfolio is. I think he advocates diversification if you don't know a think about what makes a company good

[Anonymous No.11363862]

Do we have some us oil experts? Looking at RSI it seems to me USO is about to go up so it looks reasonable to me to close at least profit leg cuz I doubt it’s gonna go lower but then again Michael hurricane is affecting oil ouput so shouldn’t it help my position ?

[Anonymous No.11363868]

>>11363862
Forgot to attach pic

[Anonymous No.11363887]

What to do what to do. Guess I'll hold and pray

[Anonymous No.11363892]

>>11363887
Nothing is loss, everything can be averaged

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.11363921]

>>11363887
I sold my BABA because I had a lack of cash to keep buying more as it went down. I bought ATVI and got bogged. And bought MCD. Got bogged. zawa
>>11363892
this guy gets it

[Anonymous No.11364068]

Is this the big one yet?

[Anonymous No.11364136]

>portfolio nothing but UVXY
I fuck the market. I make it cum.

[Anonymous No.11364137]

>>11364068
yep

[Anonymous No.11364187]

HAHAHAHA
frenchfag here I'm laughing so much rn
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
get rekt amerilards

[Anonymous No.11364207]

>>11364187
fuck off. you take as much meat in the ass as soros does on a daily basis.

[Anonymous No.11364217]

>>11364207
Except I'm actually thrusting MY mear in YOUR ass. 2500€ in Ubisoft stocks and 2500€ in Peugeot stocks. I'm fucking mooning my man. Bought in early august btw.

[young poor fag !!f7JC1TMZDES No.11364228]

>>11362106
sounds good anon. lets let it rip

[Anonymous No.11364247]

I literally just started investing last week and now It's a fucking recession.

[Anonymous No.11364255]

>>11364217
Good luck with Ubisoft

[Anonymous No.11364274]

>>11364247
just buy weekly. i started in 2007 and got fucked pretty much right away. long term it's going up there will be some hiccups along the way like this. the idiots who try to play the up and down trends lose more guessing wrong on their timing.

[Anonymous No.11364314]

>>11364217
>csq Altran -5%
hahaha au moins j'ai STMicro

[Anonymous No.11364315]

Should I panic sell my portfolio?

[Anonymous No.11364318]

guys I'm under my initial by 2k should I get out this morning after a bounce, I normally just lurk so I'm not an expert. I know I can claim 3k losses but I'm getting close

[Anonymous No.11364321]

Cant wait to see what this is worth at open, later virgins

[Anonymous No.11364323]

>>11364187
Good morning Pierre.

[Anonymous No.11364332]

>>11364321
why don't you buy sqqq calls?

[Anonymous No.11364343]

>>11364314
Bien ça :) t'es sur un pea?
>>11364323
Remind me who got chinked by a microchip last week?

[Anonymous No.11364353]

>>11364343
Ouep. Je ne peux pas jouer à la roulette sur le SRD mais pour ce que j'investis ça va.

[Anonymous No.11364354]

>>11364332
This contract was amazingly cheap on Monday when QQQ was at 180 and going up. Had a feeling the recession wasnt over yet so said fuck it and bought the put.

[Anonymous No.11364357]

>>11364343
>He thinks his country isn't getting fucked by china.
I hope you're feeding your wife's bull some of those excellent French pastries.

[Anonymous No.11364364]

>>11363565
frenchfag?

[Anonymous No.11364366]

>>11364343
>France doesn't buy any chips from china for anything.

[Anonymous No.11364373]

Day two of the reckoning. If the Feb crash was anything to go by then expect bleeding red all of this week, and pray for a recovery next week.

[Anonymous No.11364379]

>>11364364
Yep

>>11364366
Most of the sentitive backbone here runs on Alcatel and Sagem material actually.
Whether it is a good thing or not is something else altogether, tho.

[Anonymous No.11364381]

Going to start reading the pstebins right now but is this a good time to start investing?

[Anonymous No.11364385]

>>11364366
I'm surprised he has that much time to post while he's at work... Oh right he's French he doesn't have a job.

[Anonymous No.11364399]

>>11364379
Je suis passé de +4% à 0% en qq jours, ça pique. 3 américaines, 1 allemandes et 1 française le tout depuis debut septembre.

[Anonymous No.11364405]

>>11364385
8.9% unemployment in france. the absolute state.

[Anonymous No.11364410]

>>11364366
Governement and sensitive shit runs own european built hardware. Our military systems use SUSE and sagem/Safran shit all the time

>>11364353
PEA-fiotte ici aussi. Je suis entrain de lire "Et si vous en saviez déjà assez pour investir en bourse" de Peter Lynch, c'est un des bouquins d'économie les plus réputés, c'est extrêmement intéressant. Du coup j'ai envie d'investir dans plein de pme. J'ai mis 5k€ dans yuka (l'appli mobile) et je vais bientot investir dans sifive, les constructeurs de cpu risc-v

[Anonymous No.11364429]

>>11364385
fullstack dev here, i make 6k a month lol

Sent from work.

[Anonymous No.11364434]

>>11364405
That on top of the fact that French men are lazier than Italians. Which is shameful.

[Anonymous No.11364443]

>>11364399
J'ai que des actions françaises (je suis sur un PEA), mais depuis septembre j'ai pris -6%.
Après j'ai des lignes sur lesquelles je suis super long (Kalray, Soitec) et qui sont des gros sacs.
Par contre pour Valeo et Altran j'ai pas d'excuse, j'ai voulu jouer au malin j'ai pris cher.

>>11364410
J'avais fait les introductions en bourse de Navya et 2CRSI où j'avais fait +20% et +30%.

Allez je me remets à bosser mais je regarde le fil.

[Anonymous No.11364448]

>>11364429
Nice so after taxes you make about as much as a part time janitor in the US.

[Anonymous No.11364495]

>>11364217
what did the french fag mean by this

[Anonymous No.11364502]

>>11364495
Shitposting is almost always triggered by cope.

[Anonymous No.11364504]

>>11364448
kek

[Anonymous No.11364511]

Should I sell GBR today and buy something else?

[Anonymous No.11364521]

>>11364443
Seriously, I am a Buffett-sama memester and I won't touch anything auto-related shit
Too cyclical and credit-dependent

Look into hydrogen-based companies instead for once the Bogs get bored with the current happening

[Anonymous No.11364528]

>>11364511
Your advisor will likely recommend: LCI, HMNY, or BGFV. He's not awake and here yet though.

[Anonymous No.11364540]

>>11364443
>J'ai que des actions françaises (je suis sur un PEA),
tu peux aussi acheter toute valeur cotée eurostoxx faut mettre minimum 1000€

[Anonymous No.11364543]

i'm a day trader, i'm superior
the market literally cannot JUST me, i am going to make it

[Anonymous No.11364546]

>>11364521
>Look into hydrogen-based companies
Valeo is working on hydrogen, and on AI driving, that's why I bought it in the first place.

[Anonymous No.11364575]

>>11364546
I believe the nips have a steady headstart in this area
I should stop procrastinating and do moar DD on the subject
I think the battery car shit is mostly a meme

[Anonymous No.11364579]

>>11364448

[Anonymous No.11364592]

>>11364546
valeo makes their money on automotive lighting. anything else is just wasted money.

[Anonymous No.11364594]

>>11364315
Yes

[Anonymous No.11364611]

who else here going hard if we get another major selloff today? dumping half my savings on tqqq if we drop at least another 2%

[Anonymous No.11364637]

>>11364611

[Anonymous No.11364682]

So buy calls on sqqq r right?

[Anonymous No.11364693]

>>11364682
looks like it. yesterday futures were about the same. -.5% and we ended up -4% on qqq. history always repeats.

[Anonymous No.11364702]

Trust no one not even dividends

[Anonymous No.11364703]

>>11362404
There was no blood flowing in the streets in 2008 either.

[Anonymous No.11364707]

>>11364693
Yeah thats essentially what I was banking on. Any recs on the calls? I got an order for 5 on the 14$ just to test because im an options pussy.

[Anonymous No.11364717]

>>11362404
>>11364703
The average person didn't realize how bad it was until MSM announced that the federal govt had to bail out their bank accounts.

[Anonymous No.11364754]

Retarded ausfag here, should I put in some buy orders this weekend if the market keeps dropping tomorrow?

[BenevolentStockCharts !4fOVGSXpE6 No.11364780]

Plan for today

[Anonymous No.11364792]

>>11362796
No one wants the old bonds if you can get higher returns with newly issued bonds. Why buy a bond with a rate for 2.9 when you can get one for 3.2

[Anonymous No.11364855]

>>11364780
we ain't going under 2650 so any buys from now on are good buys if you're on a long time-frame

[Anonymous No.11364864]

Have any of you thought about investing in Europe? The Germans have some nice global players. Their bear market should be almost over, right?

[Anonymous No.11364869]

>>11364792
I am the one bagholding the 2.9% bonds

[Anonymous No.11364893]

>>11364864
Most european countries have big global players, but up until recently only french luxury companies had the same trend as the GAFAs.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11364915]

green day incoming, we closed at the low yesterday so it can't go lower, right?

[Anonymous No.11364926]

>>11364864
Germans are autistically good crafters
But I suspect they are shit at finance and management

I get this feeling when I see :
- the Douchebank disaster
- BMW and Daimler have shitty operational cashflows and growing debts

Study closely german companies' balance shieets senpai

[Anonymous No.11364935]

>>11364915
Yeah sure Baggy

[Anonymous No.11364944]

>>11364780
>>11364495

Hey, is there anything to this new meme thats circulating? I'm kinda scared

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11364947]

Guys, my dad works at Nintendo, he said trade war ending soon. Buy IQ before its stellar earnings.

[Anonymous No.11364949]

[Anonymous No.11364962]

>>11364949
Thank you schlomo

[Anonymous No.11364964]

>>11364780
also, isn't this a perfect cup and handle?

[Anonymous No.11364968]

>>11364949
>oy vey, nothing to see here gnegne, dont worry just keep investing and spending money goy

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11364969]

>>11364949
The Munchkin never lets me down

[Anonymous No.11364996]

Emperor Trump said the rate hkes has been too crazy
Mommy Yellen's money printing era will be coming back soon

[Anonymous No.11365001]

>>11364996
Emperor Trump also participated in creating a problem so...

[Anonymous No.11365010]

Noooo! My retirement!! Currently at 4.14% rate of return

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11365023]

>>11364996
The economic data we've collected says that we can raise rates to 1000%

[Anonymous No.11365041]

>>11365001
That shows He is a pragmatic person bound by no ideology
If a policy doesn't work or a member of his staff doesn't fit the bill, He would just change them

[Anonymous No.11365043]

My angus is peppered and I am ready to get hurt again.

[Anonymous No.11365049]

>>11365001
What problems did the god emperor cause except libtard mental illness?

[Anonymous No.11365059]

>le puceau Peugeot
>le chad STMicro

[Anonymous No.11365066]

>>11365043
Lmao same

[Anonymous No.11365069]

>>11365049
Doubled down on deficit spending and creating a bubble.

[Anonymous No.11365075]

>>11365041
No it shows he doesn’t care or doesn’t know what to do.
>>11365049
Not trying to contain debt - increased ceiling - economic bubble he was complaining about during campaign can grow under trump cuz it’s a good bubble now

[Anonymous No.11365077]

>>11365059
what are your bags right now ?

[Anonymous No.11365087]

>>11365077
Everything hurt except STM.
Main bag is Valeo.

[Anonymous No.11365089]

>>11362209
>Fuck gold
>Fuck silver
We going all the way back to booze

[Anonymous No.11365091]

HEAR is giving me a wicked hard on right now

[BenevolentStockCharts !4fOVGSXpE6 No.11365094]

>>11364964
No it looks more like a head and shoulders pattern and we're currently on the down slope of the head.

[Anonymous No.11365099]

>>11365077
>>11365087
Also Altran, tried to catch the knife and got knifed hard.

[Anonymous No.11365109]

I sold TQQQ and bought SQQQ
im ruined

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11365119]

I'm getting fucked premarket.

[Anonymous No.11365126]

>>11365075
lol you mad you delusional libtard fag

[Anonymous No.11365132]

>>11365119
what are you holding today?

[BenevolentStockCharts !4fOVGSXpE6 No.11365133]

Trump keeps calling the FED crazy and out of control.

He's poking THEM. FED might dump more today to show Trump who is really in control.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11365144]

>>11365132
VXX calls TLT puts

[Anonymous No.11365152]

>>11365087
>>11365099
I think you gonna carry that weight
We all space cowbois

[Anonymous No.11365155]

Buy Nike at $67, sell it at $92

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11365158]

>>11365133
I don't think thats how the FED works desu

[Anonymous No.11365162]

Euro stocks going back up HARD rn.

[Anonymous No.11365170]

>>11364443
>2018
>acheter des actions françaises
kek.baguette

[Anonymous No.11365183]

>>11365158
need a rundown on all of the current fed board members and which potus they were nominated by. would guess the majority are in there from obama era.

[Texas anon No.11365187]

>>11365133
He’ll just get the Kennedy treatment

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11365188]

>>11365162
Europe has been making deals with China, its both bullish and bearish. If by some stroke of misfortune they take China's side things will get so bad. On the same stick it could help lead to a broader resolution.

[Anonymous No.11365197]

>>11365126
I’m not even Us citizen but I liked Trump pre election behavior a lot. I changed my mind during 2017

[Anonymous No.11365206]

so what's the play for today boys?

I'm thinking puts on VXX and UVXY, buy em right at market open

[BenevolentStockCharts !4fOVGSXpE6 No.11365218]

>>11365206
I don't know feels like a bull trap and I'm genuinely serious when I say that.

More volatility until November elections.

[Anonymous No.11365224]

>>11365206
DON'T YOU TURN BEARISH ON UVXY INC. FUCKER

[Anonymous No.11365226]

Welp, all in on nbev calls. I either crash or soar to the moon next week.

[Anonymous No.11365229]

>>11365206
there is no way and I mean LITERALLY NO WAY IN HELL that yesterday was the bottom. use that however you see fit

[Anonymous No.11365236]

>>11365188
Layoff the drugs faggot

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11365249]

>>11365218
I don't know we closed at the low, so that means the selling is over and now it can only go up. UVXY puts here is a highly profitable venture since the price point got so high you can some serious shekelinis. desu

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11365259]

>>11365236
What? I don't even drink, you would have to fight me to get me to even sniff a bear. How about criticizing my statement?

[Anonymous No.11365261]

>down $3,000 yesterday
Holy fuck I'm just gonna shut my eyes and let it ride out.

[Anonymous No.11365262]

I want blood on the street, Bobo take me you magnificent bastard, do it.

[Anonymous No.11365264]

if this rebounds we will make it if we buy now. Do you want to buy now, or do you want to get crushed into the friday green closing bell? with a possible bulltrap waiting on monday.

[Anonymous No.11365268]

>>11365261
yea same

[Anonymous No.11365272]

>>11365261
You don't need eyes to feel the weight of those bags

[Anonymous No.11365273]

>>11365262
this is way to overblown to become a blood bath, it's a dip, prepare to get inside. Cause of trump loses the election, they will need to pump the economy back up.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11365277]

>>11365264
honestly bank earnings/guidance on friday is going to set the tone for the rest of the year.

[Anonymous No.11365282]

OH NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.11365285]

Do I buy the dip?
Thinking VTSAX.

[Anonymous No.11365287]

>>11365273
I'm goin to long the normal vices before election day. If Trump loses they always soar. Last time I tried that AOBC tanked me 40% of total on bad calls.

[BenevolentStockCharts !4fOVGSXpE6 No.11365296]

>>11365282
Everyone dropped MNGA and switched over to CEI

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11365297]

>>11365277
I sure hope they don't ruin midterm fever. I would prefer historical precedent be upheld in this case.

[Anonymous No.11365303]

>>11365282
Gas Mange here for shut off. You didn't pay your bill this month jamal.

[Anonymous No.11365306]

i need help if i have a 1915 10/19 amzn call do i wait til next week for some form of recovery?

[Anonymous No.11365314]

>>11365287
you will need to watch out on counted states and media, lots of news beforehand will already bring volatility. expect media coverage to be brutal, as drump would say

[Anonymous No.11365315]

>>11365282
lmao

[Anonymous No.11365322]

>unironically going to end up green today
hon hon hon enculeurs de maman

[Anonymous No.11365327]

SQQQ going wrong way :(

[Anonymous No.11365328]

n e r v o u s

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11365351]

DING DING DING DING DING.

MARKETS ARE OPEN START SELLING BOYS!

[Anonymous No.11365353]

>>11365272
I'm holding a decent AMD and AAPL bag. I still have profit in SQ. I'm not that worried honestly, just pissed that I invested a few weeks ago and not now.
Kinda looking for a new buy since I still have some cash. What do you anons think about AMZN in the current market?

[Anonymous No.11365355]

It begins

[Texas anon No.11365357]

Good luck today. I hope you guys make even if I never do!

[Anonymous No.11365359]

>>11365314
If only he lost, I'd be fucking rich. I guess I got the Trump curse. I shouldn't have chosen my wallet over my country

[Anonymous No.11365365]

markets are all green as fuck!

[Anonymous No.11365373]

Looking bullish

[Anonymous No.11365375]

>>11365365
repeat of yesterday. tease at open and then death spiral into hell.

[Anonymous No.11365380]

>>11365365
meh

[Anonymous No.11365387]

>>11365285
I literally bought this today anon. I think the US markets will drop at the open but recover by the end of the day (us time). the US markets will be closed by the time the ASX opens, meaning I think ETFs like VTSAX will open higher than what they did today

by i'm just a dude on the internet so don't listen to me. the dip might last 2-3 days but no longer, statistically

[Anonymous No.11365393]

AMD, INTEL and ATVI green !!!! GAMERS ARE SAVING THIS MARKET.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tm3-aD_ENc

[Anonymous No.11365398]

guna be wild few days

[Anonymous No.11365399]

D E S P A C I T O

[Anonymous No.11365400]

post yfw we recover yesterday's loses x 10

[Anonymous No.11365402]

ABOUT TO BUY 200 OF AMAZON

[Anonymous No.11365403]

>basing your optimism on the first 5 minutes of open

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11365406]

[Anonymous No.11365413]

CSCO will save me, right?

Right?

[Anonymous No.11365419]

>>11365375
>>11365380
>>11365403
we bull.

[Anonymous No.11365421]

Do Robinhood stop losses only execute during market hours? O had a stop loss set that should have triggered this morning but didn't. Thankfully I caught it and was able to cancel it, sell, and still make a bit of profit.

[Anonymous No.11365423]

>>11365403
you could have atleast played.

[Anonymous No.11365437]

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11365454]

>>11365421
You get an extra hour pre market and after-hours for shit to trade if your gold but things that happen overnight? Nope.

[Anonymous No.11365462]

>>11365454
etrade lets me play 7am-8pm

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11365466]

What the fuck is going on?

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11365475]

>>11365462
ETrade is objectively better but has costs.

[Anonymous No.11365477]

Prepare your anuses.

[Anonymous No.11365478]

>>11365466
The big one

[Anonymous No.11365479]

>>11365466

Rising interest rates are required for real economic recovery.

That said, it should NOT be the Fed raising them, but the PEOPLE through their demand for loans and their supply of savings.

[Anonymous No.11365481]

OGEN UNDER $1. Buy buy buy?????

[Anonymous No.11365482]

>>11365466 free fall

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11365486]

HOW DO I SHORT FURTHER!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.11365487]

>>11365475
have been thinking about moving to IB just because of the margin costs.

[Anonymous No.11365490]

>>11365466
Everything is going down not just the burger markets. I sold yesterday and now I'm just watching a sea of fucking red.

[Anonymous No.11365493]

>>11365454
That's weird, why was I able to limit and market sell then?

[Anonymous No.11365494]

>>11365486
UPRO puts

[Anonymous No.11365497]

>>11365466
get groovy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uf5UCFw-HzM

[Anonymous No.11365499]

here comes golden bull run!

[Anonymous No.11365506]

>>11365466

The markets tend to store up stupidity and then release it all at once every now and then.

[Anonymous No.11365508]

Amazon keeps bouncing off 1680


GO LOWER SO I CAN BUY MORE

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11365514]

>>11365493
You can set the trade, but you can't execute at like midnight m8.

[Anonymous No.11365528]

AMD up 2% ATVI 0.64 Intel +0.01 here we go

WoW token price US 111k EU 117K

[Anonymous No.11365529]

>>11365261
My mom lost 80k yesterday

[Anonymous No.11365535]

>>11365398
Please stop posting that disgusting babboon bodybuilder.

[Anonymous No.11365539]

[Anonymous No.11365545]

it's all over bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZcH2OOMV4A

[Anonymous No.11365546]

buy yellow shit, buy the yellow shit!

[Anonymous No.11365553]

>>11365545
so much doom talk, it's just retarded. Where are the perma bulls?

[Anonymous No.11365555]

Order the Helium tank.

[Anonymous No.11365560]

rate my chart projection for AMD

[Anonymous No.11365562]

>>11365553
We are here silently making money.

[Anonymous No.11365566]

>>11365539
hearty kek

[Anonymous No.11365567]

>>11362072
ATVI
>ATVI
ATVI
>ATVI

[Anonymous No.11365572]

Kek. Looks like the fearmongers were BTFO once again. MAGA

[Anonymous No.11365578]

wtf, I just bought a leveraged bull nasdaq ETF at open, and it was within a cent of the nav price, then immediately the ETF plunged 2 dollars downwards despite the market going up. Can someone explain to me what bullshit is this

[Anonymous No.11365579]

damn this is all going to plan. today gives people hope. tomorrow huge dump. that's when I buy

[Anonymous No.11365590]

[Anonymous No.11365594]

correction confirmed?

[Anonymous No.11365607]

Reversal harder than my Uncle's dick

[Anonymous No.11365611]

>>11365578
It doesn't correlate 100% You also need to look at the holdings of what makes it up. EX tqqq is the nasdaq 100 and not "nadaq in general"

[Anonymous No.11365612]

>>11365529
women amirite

actually funny story my mom bought 5k worth of stock in some random company because she really believed in lithium ion batteries and did some research and discovered that there’s only one company that mines the lithium for them so she invested in them, then she just sat on the stock for 2 years and wound up doubling up. It was random as fuck.

[Anonymous No.11365625]

Golden Bull Trap

[Anonymous No.11365626]

The /dogsofdow/ have awaken....pamp it!

[Anonymous No.11365635]

DON'T FUCK WITH ME, IS THIS THE DEAD CAT OR IS THIS REAL?

[Anonymous No.11365637]

>>11365578
> i-its a trap

[Anonymous No.11365641]

>>11365635
I personally think dead cat

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11365644]

These UVXY puts just went on sale boys!

[Anonymous No.11365645]

>>11365637
meant for
>>11365625

[Anonymous No.11365647]

Load up on TVIX cheapies

[Anonymous No.11365649]

>>11365594
according to DOW theory, yes

[Anonymous No.11365650]

>>11365635
odds say almost certainly we will get a lower low than yesterday at some point before this is over

[Anonymous No.11365654]

>STMicro up 5%
>Soitec up 5%
who /tech/ here

[Anonymous No.11365657]

jim cramer told me to wait a little longer before buying

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11365662]

>>11365641
Things were dropping by 6-14% yesterday. This feels like a correction to an overreaction if anything. Its green but its not THAT green.

[Anonymous No.11365669]

>>11365637
>>11365645
This isn't even going to be the worst week of this month

[Anonymous No.11365670]

we're going to be ok frens.

[Anonymous No.11365671]

>>11365657
shit then we should probably buy right now

[Anonymous No.11365672]

>>11365635
You should buy even if it's a dead cat
Just sell by EOD

[Anonymous No.11365679]

>>11365669
>This isn't even going to be the worst week of this month

[Anonymous No.11365681]

BUY THE DOW...LAST CHANCE....GOLDEN BULL IS BACK!!

[Anonymous No.11365683]

>>11365670
Yup. Now we're back in Obama's economy.

[Anonymous No.11365684]

fuck yeah

we green (for now...)

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11365685]

New reports are saying Trump will meet Xi at the summit in November. Green day secured.

[Anonymous No.11365692]

>garnish his wages

[Anonymous No.11365693]

who here

getting

JUST'd right now?

[Anonymous No.11365699]

>>11365679
Pure delusion. This is the first half hour, and the fed is artificially pumping things to offset market panic.

[Anonymous No.11365700]

if big money doesn't use this bounce to get out i'll be shocked. lets see what happens

[Anonymous No.11365727]

>>11365699
>This is the first half hour
The first half hour is a good indicator for the rest of the day 99% of the time. People are going to buying the dip like crazy during power hour.

[Anonymous No.11365731]

Who /all in/ here?

[Anonymous No.11365741]

>>11365611
It has the exact same holdings and weightings as the nasdaq 100. It is back to normal now. I just got bogged as soon as I bought. It is super gay though, if I would have bought literally like 15 seconds later, I would have been up an extra 2.5% from it randomly deviating below the nav so much

[Anonymous No.11365761]

umm bull bros where you at?
hahaha that was a nice prank, but please let's get serious now

[Anonymous No.11365763]

NOOOOO GOTDAMNIT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KEEP TANKING TODAY IM ALREADY DOWN 20% ON MY SQQQ CALL

[Anonymous No.11365767]

>>11365578
For some of us, the market just does the opposite of what we do not matter the situation in real life.

[Anonymous No.11365769]

>>11365763
>not waiting to see what would happen first

Weak hands like you are why people lose everything.

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11365778]

If Trump and Xi reach an agreement next month I will buy every single one of you a steak.

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.11365780]

you guys should all buy some LCI right about now...

[Anonymous No.11365782]

Mutual fund wagecuck here. Should i be pumping in cash right now?

[Anonymous No.11365788]

do NOT fall for their tricks!
the dump is coming

you've been warned

[Anonymous No.11365790]

>>11365763
it's still early. i wouldn't panic no matter which side you are on. there is crazy volatility this week and your opportunity will come as long as you have enough time on your options.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11365791]

Don't Bog me bro.

[Anonymous No.11365793]

>>11365685
this was known. already priced in

[Anonymous No.11365794]

>>11365778
Screencaping

[Anonymous No.11365799]

>He bought?

[Anonymous No.11365802]

>>11365782
yes liquidate everything and in anything and everything and put it in your account. ask to get a margin too.
deep discounts everywhere you look, every penny you put in now will be a dollar next week.

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11365809]

>>11365794
You better be in Texas, otherwise I will have to mail it.

[Anonymous No.11365810]

>>11365731
Madman.

[Anonymous No.11365823]

too many doomers got fed doom news by the media lel. Meanwhile AMD shot up, Intel even shot up. ATVI is up.

[Anonymous No.11365825]

What's everyone going to buy when everything dips even lower tomorrow?

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11365826]

>>11365780
Just tell your pumpers to wait another month.

[Anonymous No.11365832]

>>11365823
>falling for the pump fake
fool

[Anonymous No.11365838]

>>11365825
everything. the next dip is my buy trigger

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.11365841]

>>11365826
:)

[Anonymous No.11365842]

>>11365825
V and SPY are probably good plays.

[Anonymous No.11365848]

>>11365825
only went 25% in after hours last night. i'll go another 25% today if we dip again.

[Anonymous No.11365850]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

What is everyone looking to buy on the dip? i'm going AAPL, JPM and IBM and V

[Anonymous No.11365854]

>>11365778
Capped. I eat it blue rare with tartare sauce btw.

[Anonymous No.11365858]

Russell 2000 DGAF

[Anonymous No.11365859]

haha please someone shoot me

[Anonymous No.11365864]

>>11365859
Yikes. What is your portfolio?

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.11365865]

someone make a new thread!! AARRGGHHHH

[Anonymous No.11365872]

DEAD CAT DEAD CAT
SELL
SELL
SELL

[Anonymous No.11365874]

>>11365864
see >>11365731

[Anonymous No.11365875]

>>11365365
>puts are on sale this morning
Easy money

[Anonymous No.11365876]

>>11365859

[Anonymous No.11365880]

>>11364511
>>11364528
>>11365780

[Anonymous No.11365891]

NEW THREAD
>>11365884

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11365894]

>>11365880
I need to be advised now that I’m swapping occupations, hook me up anon.

[Anonymous No.11365920]

>>11365891
>no title
SAD!

[Anonymous No.11365925]

>>11365891
>presidential edition
yikes!

[Anonymous No.11365938]

Actually real new thread
>>11365924

[Anonymous No.11365942]

>>11365891
Can we get a non 2 digit IQ shill to make the generals? Maybe one of the trips could actually contribute.

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11365961]

>>11365942
I’m driving friend

[Anonymous No.11365967]

>>11365938
still shit tbqh

[Anonymous No.11365969]

>>11365942
I was busy losing my life savings sorry for rushing

[Anonymous No.11365989]

>>11365778
I am screencapping this

[Anonymous No.11366111]

>>11365612
>women amirite
Thanks for the laugh. Great way to start the day.

[Anonymous No.11366132]

>TFW you're at your lowest point
I-it only gets better right anons?

[Anonymous No.11366216]

>>11365514
My stop loss didn't execute, but when I saw it I was immediately able to execute a market sell.

[Anonymous No.11366403]

>Don't you just hate these fake morning rallies.
Mfw all in UVXY

[Anonymous No.11366465]

NEW
THREAD

>>11366205
>>11366205
>>11366205