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Just found out my girl is pregnant

WHEN THE FUCK MY BAGS GONNA MOON?

>> No.11539642

>>11539626
When ur kiddie is in college

>> No.11539650

Hope you got link bro. Your only hope now.

>> No.11539658

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Enjoy your life of mediocrity

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>>11539626
Praise Sergey.
You will make it within 9 months.

>> No.11539673

>>11539626
FALCON PUNCH

>> No.11539677

Whos the daddy?

>> No.11539682

What are you going to name your grandchild?

>> No.11539683

I just visited my cousin’s 2 week old baby:

Kids are a resource-sucking burden. Everyone with kids tries to say how great it is...they’re all actually exhausted and can’t wait to get rid of their kids to school or a baby sitter.

>> No.11539687

Name him/her Sergey/Sergina so LINK can moon.

>> No.11539692

>>11539626
Don't listen to these fags anon, you can do this. You need to get into a trade or something if you are a neet though, don't fall for the college meme.

>> No.11539712

>>11539692

Not a NEET, white collar wageslave.

Sitting having a beer right now while she sleeps. Can't believe this.

>> No.11539726

>>11539712
Why are you sharing a bed with your daughter, OP?

>> No.11539736

>>11539712
Majority of people do it. Majority people on this board will end up doing it. You'll be fine, OP. shit usually works out alright.

>> No.11539743

There’s always the rope

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You’ve traded a life of comfort, luxury, and adventure...for pic related.

>> No.11539754

>>11539736

Only thing is man I'm not sure I am emotionally capable of being a father. I struggle enough to feign empathy with those close to me in the first place.

Fuck, shit hits hard. Need to smoke or some shit and I quit cigs 4 years ago.

>> No.11539759

>>11539626
please tell me you didnt race mix anon

>> No.11539777

>>11539754
well luckily biology will take over when the baby becomes tangible. it'll be fine just go with the flow

>> No.11539791

>>11539754
as for your bags, good fuckin luck

>> No.11539798 [DELETED] 

>>11539626
lol

>> No.11539814

>>11539626
>inb4 a black baby comes out op's gf 9 months later.

>> No.11539839

>>11539814

>being so NPC your brain is literally rewired from Pornhub that you associate babies with Blacked.com

Never change /biz/

>> No.11539941

>>11539626
Congratz my man, you're in for one hell of a ride. Make al preps asap and you'll become happy af.
My girl is pregnant for 7 months now, and i can't wait for it to happen. Best of luck to you and your girl and lets hope these bags will moon someday

>> No.11540038

>>11539626
OP how did it happen? You probably have noone but yourself to blame. Fucking always make sure the condom is on right, check it after.

GG OP your dick did the talking.

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>>11539626
>Get ready for child support

>> No.11540153

Looks like you'll have to withdraw those bags my man :)

>> No.11540158

maybe soon, maybe not for 2-3 more years

>> No.11540221

>>11539626
Her and her mom are going to pressure you to sell your shitcoins for diapers. Just use napkins until your shitcoins moon

>> No.11540467

>>11539626
you'll have to slowly sell your whole stack at a loss and wagecuck the rest of your life watching bitcoin go to 100k

>> No.11540713

>>11539626
MOTHER FUCK BRO YOU ARE SO FUCKED !!!!!!!!!

>> No.11540744

>>11539626

lol enjoy retiring at 80 bro

>> No.11540750

>>11539839
Time to go back to /x/ buddy

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>>11539626
This is the last fucking place to go to for comfort and advice. Virtually everyone here is no older than 25 and or are unloved and thus retarded sociopaths.

Look, you take care of that fucking kid. I hope your girl is good and will be a good mother. Start working if you haven’t already and save every dime. Protect your investments and keep working. Maybe loan money from someone you can trust and dump that into an auspicious crypto platform.

Don’t worry, you’re just becoming a man. Trust me, it’s a lot better than being a faggot man child like virtually everyone on this board with their shitposting and inane material obsessions. Useless fucking faggots.

Buy this too

>> No.11540843

>>11539626
I know of traditional West African herbs that will induce miscarriage within 3 months. You would just have to sneak it into her food/drink for 2 weeks. Let me know if you're interested.