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11565957 No.11565957 [Reply] [Original]

The shirt makes its appearance again.

>> No.11565980

>>11565957
Those chairs looks terribly uncomfortable for a long session.

>> No.11565986

>>11565957
where stream?

>> No.11565991

>>11565957
At least he fits in. Mind giving a summary?

>> No.11565996

>>11565957
I expected a big panel, not five uncomfortable chairs next to the public toilets.

>> No.11566005

>>11565980

He looks so comfy in that chair while the others will start to shift and ache in minutes. He has already won.

>> No.11566008

>*loud toilet flush*

>> No.11566014

>>11565996

This, apparently someone flushed in the next room while Sergey was speaking and no one could hear what he was saying.

I can't believe I expected this conference would be big.

>> No.11566028

>>11566005
Big butt = no pain

>> No.11566029

The Guy to the right is ballsniffing

>> No.11566052

>>11565957
Augur guy also wearing plaid in honor of Sergey

>> No.11566069

>>11566029

No there's a guy with Diarrhea in the stall just to the right of the camera, he's holding his nose.

The conference room is apparently completely stunk out. There is another guy in there trying to flush it all down but the toilet basin wont refill fast enough. This entire conference is a disaster, no one was paying attention to Sergey's speech and everytime he said the name Chainlink either the Diarrhea guy sharted loudly or the other guy flushed, no one even heard the name.

>> No.11566072

Guy is literally smelling the stinky linky and has three hands

>> No.11566081

>>11565980
They're more comfortable than you think, they have backs to them.

>> No.11566086

>>11566014
kek

>> No.11566088

Ukulele player detected

>> No.11566095

>>11566052
what the FUCK

>> No.11566120

fuck sake sergey change your fucking clothes, have you no shame?

>> No.11566126
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11566126

we need to talk about the 3 handed beast

>> No.11566127

>>11566120
S T I N K Y
T
I
N
K
Y

>> No.11566138
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11566138

Whats with the weird headbands? one guy is wearing it over his mouth.

>> No.11566139
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11566139

Shot of the crowd during the panel

>> No.11566147

Guy in the front with his hand on his hand is from the Witnet team. Absolutely BTFO from the look on his face.

>> No.11566154

>>11566139
dude one the right can't believe they are talking about oracles when THERE'S A GUY WITH 3 HANDS RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM

>> No.11566157

>>11566139
>>11566147
Lol I was about to say I think he's figured out how plowed he is

>> No.11566162
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11566162

>>11566126

>> No.11566166

>>11566081
I own a few, try leaning back in one

>> No.11566171

>>11566154
there's 6 people on the panel m9

>> No.11566172

>>11566147
LOL

>> No.11566179

>>11566139
Much white pipo

>> No.11566183

>>11566120
I like it. I also have 4 black and white flannelette shirts that I wear religiously. There is nothing wrong with comfy clothes.
This here is a man after my own heart.

>> No.11566224

Why are there 5 people in the pannel and there are supposed to be 7 people presenting. Was it such a shitty even the Coinbase guy decided to not even show up? Just market sold 100k

>> No.11566250
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11566250

You can see it in their faces. It was all for nothing, a waste of time. ChainLink is a scam.

>> No.11566252

>>11566224
The Coinbase guy is hosting the panel discussion. He's the guy standing on the left in OP's pic.

Literal question from him to Sergey 5 minutes ago:
>"Mr. Sergey, why are you so stunning and brave?"

>> No.11566279

>>11566252
Can confirm, the coinbase guy was literally all over sergey oracles.

>> No.11566283

>>11566250
No, Sergey said “if you buy ChainLink, you just win, if you buy Augur or any of the shitcoins on Coinbase, you lose.”

This is them realizing he’s right.

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11566294

(ID: 8VD4sEdG) WTF is going down?

>> No.11566299

>>11566126
He's sniffing his fingers.

>> No.11566302

>>11566289
Kek

>> No.11566316

>>11566294
I'm not there, anon. D1Conf is posting photos to its twitter feed. No stream

>> No.11566319

>>11566289
Sergey looks tired as shit here.

>> No.11566326

Can you stop taking pics and put up a live stream somewhere? Or is it too late

>> No.11566329
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11566329

>>11566289

>> No.11566330

>>11566319
He's just thinkin bout thos oracls.

>> No.11566335

>>11566289
Oraclize and Witnet faggots don’t deserve to be on the same panel as Sergey.

In 10 years Oraclize and Witnet will not exist.

I’m assuming they’re there as a gesture of goodwill because theu seriously don’t have anything to contribute. Chainlink is the ultimate leader in tech here.

>> No.11566339

>>11566330
He’s on opiates.

>> No.11566344

>>11566319
It's like inviting a Yankee to a conference and putting him on a panel with a bunch of T-ball 8 year olds. Of course he is full of boredom.

>> No.11566355

lol this thread is just shills replying to each other
1 ruble was deposited in your account
kek

>> No.11566357

>>11566339
If by 'on' you mean 'thinkin bout thos', and by 'opiates' you mean 'oracles'.

>> No.11566373

>>11566355
If there was a stream or any quotes from
Anyone we might have something more to discuss.
Look forward to your nolinker suicide post 3 years from now.

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>>11565957
Is the first guy from the left trying to steal Sergey's based fashion style? Wtf. Isn't that copyright infringement or something?

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11566383

>>11566329

>> No.11566391

>>11566377
Dont talk shit bout keanu reeves, he's paying his tribute to sergey, also checked.

>> No.11566393

>>11566383
In Sergey's defense....that face is extremely punchable.

>> No.11566395

>>11566383
kek

>> No.11566396

>>11566383
lmao

>> No.11566399

We plan to have hundreds of chainlinks available to people soon so that they can combine them with their contract code on various networks and basically make their contracts capable of, like, winning. People should be showing up to meetings and insurance companies and securities firms and all kinds of places and they should just be winning. But right now, they’re not always winning. They’re not necessarily winning because when they show it to a CIO or lead architect, he’s like, “How does that actually work? What’s the end-to-end security?” And it falls flat, in my opinion, or in our experience. But if they start showing up and they say, “The end-to-end security is very high. It’s already connected to all the inputs and outputs you’re used to. And it’s going to do everything you need to do in a highly reliable, highly secure manner.” Then, you just win, in my opinion. Because it’s great. It’s a good thing. Reliability. Determinism. I like it.

-Sergey Nazarov

>> No.11566402

WHERE’S THE STREAM REEEEEE

>> No.11566410

>>11566373
"It's our place to provide the system that allows people to purchase the decentralization and reliable verification of an input to the degree that they wanna pay for that" @SergeyNazarov @chainlink #D1Conf #PragueBlockchainWeek

>> No.11566412

>>11566373
1 ruble ha been added to your account
kek i bet even the janitors are russians shilling link and eth

>> No.11566418

>>11566402
not the panel - but the presentation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wzfIS6YC-I&t=1841s

>> No.11566422

>>11566383
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij59eP-4gsA

>> No.11566430

>>11566383
KEK

>> No.11566432

>>11566383
hahaha

>> No.11566461

>>11566399
This thing is gonna fail as badly as req

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>>11566399

>> No.11566465
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11566465

>>11566138
kek

>> No.11566472

>>11566410
Love to hear some quotes from the other wannabes

>> No.11566481

>>11566472
fuckknuckle, look up dconf1 on twitter

>> No.11566500
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11566500

>>11565957
(((Bernstein))) Will pump our bags

>> No.11566512

>>11566472
"Buy mobius sirs"
@SergeyNazarov @chainlink #D1Conf

>> No.11566528

>>11566481
Or someone else can post it here

>> No.11566536

>>11566399
I'm more aroused by this paragraph than by any fantasy AB ever sold us

>> No.11566548
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11566548

>>11566126
Didn’t realize Rob Liefeld posts here.

>> No.11566552

>>11566512
Why isn’t Möbius at the conference

>> No.11566567

>>11566552
The Mobius team was expelled from the conference because they tried to shit in the lobby.

>> No.11566608

>>11565957
why do Sergey and the guy who's speaking have karate bands over their foreheads, and why does the middle guy have it over his mouth?

>> No.11566634

>>11566120
he's in too deep now. has ANYONE who is followed in the public eye ever worn the same outfit for such a long stretch? no. to show up wearing something else would cause a shitstorm beyond your imagination. it's too risky at this point. when mainnet launches he will probably wear a different shirt after.

>> No.11566635

>>11566608
It's the glare from the projector.....

>> No.11566707
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11566707

Mainnet when?
Assblaster say $3 dollar May!
Niggeranus say Rory is Mummys Cuck!

>> No.11566795

Brilliant strategy. You become recognizable and people can easily remember which project you represent. It’s genius.

>> No.11566809

>>11566399
Guys this is from web3
Still, this reminds me of Trumps announcement to run for president

>> No.11566823

>>11566250

>most of the brainlets on biz trying to figure out what chainlink is

>> No.11566856

>>11566399
Real quote?

>> No.11566864

>>11566856
Yes look up his web3 talk

>> No.11566866

>>11566461
Meanwhile you're in this thread literally asking for a live stream..

>> No.11566872

>>11566399
Ckecked

>> No.11566941
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11566941

>>11565957
This has got to fucking stop.

>> No.11567035

>>11566357
Chainlink solves the opiate problem confirmed. No wonder Sergey talks like a stoner, he's pushing for cannabis based painkillers

>> No.11567069
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11567069

>he's such a chad

>> No.11567177

>>11566383
Top kek

>> No.11567228

>>11567069
The amount of soi on that panel is revolting

>> No.11567232
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>>11566856
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wzfIS6YC-I
look up 26:25

>> No.11567271

>>11566335
Basically this.

>> No.11567285

>>11567228
The guy on the end looks like what I imagine the poster boy for pederasty looks like.

>> No.11567286

>>11566329
>Don't worry, I will decentralise them soon enough

>> No.11567306

>>11567069
serge looks like a lifter on a perma-bulk. high energy always, swole, couldnt give 2 shits abut cutting for that twink aesthetic. the guy is alpha af.

>> No.11567393

Sergey seems like he's annoyed with how no one else is on his level. He know's what needs to be done, how it needs to be done, and why it needs to be done. He's met with the smart people in the world and the most powerful people in the world, while the others are some small naive start ups.

We are so going to win. Sergey is going to bring us to the promise land.

>> No.11567405

>>11566138
Those are the digital NDAs from swift. Some are forbidden to think about the partnerships so they wear it in
In their foreheads like Sergey.
Others can think about it but can't talk about them so they wear it over their mouths.

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11567410

>>11565957
MY LINKY STAYS SUPER STINKY

>> No.11567427
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>>11566383
quality shit m8

>> No.11567671
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>>11566289

>> No.11567719

>>11566383
Idk if I'm gonna make it with Link. But I love you guys. Just spilled my soda through my nose with this shit

>> No.11567728
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11567728

>>11567671
FAT
A
T

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11567907

>>11567228
For you

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>>11566139
how big is his stack, /biz/?

>> No.11567935

>>11567917
at least 100k

>> No.11567947

>>11567917
He is practically sniffing his stinkies

>> No.11567979

>>11565996
>>11566014
They’re sitting in urinals

>> No.11567982

>>11567917
You just know this guy is knee deep in those stinky linkies.

>> No.11568019
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>>11567069
The Godfather.

>> No.11568154

>>11567285
He's a part time ukuele player did you know?

>> No.11568308

>>11568019
I like the contrast in tones

>> No.11568375

>>11566383
lmao

>> No.11568418

>>11566399
fucking shivers down my stinky spine

>> No.11568429

>>11566329
>if you only knew how bad things really are

>> No.11568431

>>11567671
underrated

>> No.11568461

I need that fucking shirt

>> No.11568566

>>11568461
I can't find it anywhere fren :(

>> No.11568612
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>>11567405
>Those are the digital NDAs from swift
Can someone confirm this? It seems kind of far fetched, but I don't know much about the practicality around nda's

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>>11567917
You know what to do photoshop autists

>> No.11568664

>>11566422
Holy fuck haha

>> No.11568769

These guys are building the future. Not one roasty in the crowd..

>> No.11568802
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>> No.11568938

>>11568802
Too bad Icon associated with chainlink today so we're tanking into the dirt

>> No.11568986

I'll never understand why you guys tolerate this autism. If a women wore the same thing to every event she'd get lambasted and ridiculed...

>> No.11569030

>>11568986
There isn't even a single woman that has attended every event.

>> No.11569107
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>>11568636
Here you go

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>>11569030
It's literally dumping right now. Enjoy your bags, I sold a few days ago.

>> No.11569224

>>11568986
No, she’d get hailed as being “brave” for breaking the “barriers” mandated upon women “by society.”

>> No.11569230

>>11568986
its a warrant canary. if the SEC starts to investigate chainlink / smartcontract at some point before mainnet, he will change the shirt so that those who know, know.

>> No.11569237

>>11569111
Except it’s trading sideways...

>> No.11569696

>>11568986
deluded and bluepilled. A woman can wear anything she wants if she's hot and nobody will have anything to say against that.

>> No.11569743

>>11568986
post tits or GTFO

>> No.11569775

>>11566250
LoL

>> No.11569780

>>11568986
>tolerate
What are the alternatives? Order him to wear something else and make him go to his room?