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>"Look Stacy, there is that CREEPY loser that has been living like a hermit all summer playing with his internet money!"
>"Yeah Diane, his friend even told me he was thinking about asking me out once he 'made his millions'"
>"Ewwwwww, that's GROSS, I heard that the government shut all of that down because pedophiles and terrorists were using it, which is why the entire market has crashed"
>"Omg really? So he is a pedo AND poor?! Ewwwww"

>> No.11803617

>>11803596

Holy shit I wrote this pasta like 6 months ago

Top lad keeping the bangs alive

>> No.11803763

>>11803596
Last month during October I fucked a girl and she told me that her boyfriend was heavy into crypto, she said it was okay for her to fuck me though because she was going to break up with him because he lost all his crypto money and had no job.
It was an oddly hot experience cucking a crypto kiddie like that.

>> No.11803867
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11803867

>>11803763

>> No.11803896

>>11803596
ugly

>> No.11803912

>>11803596
>So he is a pedo AND poor
Brilliant

>> No.11803966

Who cares what women think?

>> No.11803978

>>11803966
Betas

>> No.11804004

>>11803867
If you dont have a job most women give you stink eye.

>> No.11804024

>>11803617
Nobody cares, this is an anonymous board. Fuck off back to plebbit if you want upvotes, faggot nigger