/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.11818571]

WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DO?????

I'm not like you faggots. I was fucking born into a wealthy family. My dad is a small business owner with a shitty ego complex (I love him, but it's the truth) who always thinks he's the best business man around and no one, including me his fucking son, can ever be better than him or he gets all aggro.

My parents supported me for a few years after college but always threw it in my face. Not in a "you should try to support yourself because it's an important life lesson", but more in a "we knew you'd be back for money, it's ok... I guess"

I took some money my grandparents left me and threw it all into crypto. My ATH was 1.5MM dollars for a few hours during January, but then it crashed down to around 1MM, then in a few days 700k. I was so stunned that I didn't sell around that time.

I did sell on the way up and down and managed to net profit about 300k (after taxes)....

BUT I ALREADY SPENT FUCKING 200k TRAVELING THE WORLD AND FUCKING HOOKERS.

Now I only have 70k left in my bank account, and maybe 40k in crypto.

I'm fucking poor again, I'm going to have to return to living like a broke asshole and if I have to ask my parents for money again I'll feel like killing myself.

No more "dry clean" everything
No more ubering around because I don't feel like driving
No more order 150 dollars worth of sushi on a random day while I play video games
No more taking girls out on 250+ dollar dinner dates to guarantee a fuck (it works every single time if you aren't ugly)
No more fucking hookers
No more staying in 5 star hotels
No more subscribing to every single premium porn site
No more "oh nice $700 dollar jacket I'll take it"
No more subtly throwing it into my wagecuck friend's faces that I'm way richer than them
No more traveling the world every other month

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK UFCK FUCK I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE RICH AND NOW IM STILL RICHER THAN YOU FAGS BUT THAT'LL BE BECAUSE OF INHERITANCE AND NOT MY GENIUS INVESTOR SKILLS FUUUUUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.11818595]

[Anonymous No.11818610]

>>11818571

Nice blog

[Anonymous No.11818621]

Boo hoo faggot. I hope you choke on your own dick.

[Anonymous No.11818634]

>>11818571
I thought you were born into a wealthy family you retard?

[Anonymous No.11818647]

>>11818621
stfu faggot. I need some oldfag to console my feelings. This wasn't supposed to happen.

[Anonymous No.11818697]

>>11818571
Larps belong on /pol...not here you shit head.

[Anonymous No.11818723]

>>11818647
I am an old fag and I stand by my last post. KYS

[Anonymous No.11818738]

>>11818571
Oh boo hoo, only 70k in your bank account? What a crime.

[Anonymous No.11818806]

omg... it keeps going down. WHAT DO I DO?

[Anonymous No.11818862]

>>11818806
Buy high and sell low

[Anonymous No.11819045]

>>11818862
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAIUSFDHAWIRBNAWIUBAOIWEDB@QI*URB@&RG*#@RBQ&*@EBQ@&^ERBQO*RF

[Anonymous No.11819191]

You spent all your money. You had your fun. Its only downhill from here OP.

[Anonymous No.11819298]

>>11818862
this gif must be a parody

[Anonymous No.11819696]

>>11818571
why is she so dry

[Anonymous No.11819698]

>>11818571
You still sound pretty rich to me.
I cant wait to eat you.

[Anonymous No.11819728]

>>11818571
>No more taking girls out on 250+ dollar dinner dates to guarantee a fuck (it works every single time if you aren't ugly)
>No more fucking hookers
I bet the latter is way cheaper than the former.

[Anonymous No.11819735]

>No more taking girls out on 250+ dollar dinner dates to guarantee a fuck (it works every single time if you aren't ugly)
This work if you're an average looking manlet?

[Anonymous No.11819751]

>>11819728
way cheaper. I saw hookers even when I was dating the same girl for a few months.

>>11819735
short guys are disgusting to girls, you'll need a good personality too. I actually think women are more shallow then men.

[Anonymous No.11819777]

>>11818571
bro!
put it into some form of capitol investment firm!

[Anonymous No.11819827]

>>11818571
>I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE RICH
>I ALREADY SPENT FUCKING 200k TRAVELING THE WORLD AND FUCKING HOOKERS.

This is why every fortune is wasted in 3 generations. Some being smarter than others. Even the rich budget.

t. born into upper middle class, will inherit 2 million after splitting with sister and budget 5$/day, not including rent and insurances

[Anonymous No.11819831]

listen here faggot. this is your only chance to be rich.
Take the 70 k and throw it all on ChainLink. Chainlink will reach $40 a token one day, so you can have multi million in a year or two.

if youre not going to listen and call me a stinky linky, then fine. enjoy being poor.

i got 150 k usd on link, and im going to use the money to get leg surgery, chin implants, and hair translapt, so i be a 10/10 in looks

[Anonymous No.11819846]

>>11819751
>short guys are disgusting to girls
Did they personally tell you this? I've talked to many girls who've never put it so harshly but they might not have wanted to hurt any feelings.
I'm actually pretty fit, have a good personality, and have my shit together compared to most people, yet I've always gotten the "Let's just be friends" speech

[Anonymous No.11819867]

>>11818571
>My dad is a small business owner with a shitty ego complex

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. You sound like a spoiled kid with zero self-awareness.

[Anonymous No.11819879]

>>11819846
I'm 6'1.

Girls don't want to hurt your feelings if they perceive you as a male of high status (tall, good looking, looks rich, has high education, fashion, many factors), but if you're short/ugly/low status they will tear into you. Just look at how women treat drunk guys who hit on them that they don't like at bars, high status males get a polite rejection while low status males get the rudest reactions you'll ever see

It's not impossible for short guys to get good looking girls if they're handsome, but you have to find a way to elevate your status

[Anonymous No.11819880]

>>11818571
>managed to net profit about 300k (after taxes)
>(after taxes)
Neat LARP, nocoiner.

[Anonymous No.11819884]

>>11819846
anyone whose 6'0 and below will forever be an unfuckable abomination. only way to get laid is by being a good talker.

just bite the bullet and get height surgery

[Anonymous No.11819890]

>>11818571
>110k
>poor
Fuck off cunt

[Anonymous No.11820020]

>>11819890
110k is nothing. That'll last me 2 years at most, and now it's fucking 95k. omg please. stop this madness

[Anonymous No.11820089]

>>11820020
invest in chainlink already, you dumb faggot.

You think bitcoin has any actual use left? its literally only relevant because it was the first.
You think youre going to be super rich from daddys inheritance? i think your daddys company is going to fail and youre going to be poor.

You can have it all. but youre too stupid amd full of yourself to see LINK is the only way to get rich rich.

I will have multi million dollars in a few years. and youll be trying to live a normal life on only 100 k with no job
>110 k last only 2 years at most
so, youre stating you live the lifestyle of somekne who makes 55 k a year? thats fucking patheticm No women wants to date a guy above the age of 30 who makes less than a 100 k

[Anonymous No.11820140]

>>11819879
You have an insecure way of looking at the world that's typical among our generation (whoever is 18-35 now), where people are reduced to numbers, and you just happen to have conveniently placed yourself at the top of hierarchy. The real world doesn't work this way, and if you judge female behaviour by what you see in bars, you probably didn't have much class to begin with. If you need to imagine that being above a certain height is what gives you value, then it also suggests you have low self-esteem and you need to make excuses about why you're better than other men.

I'm 5'5. I have never had trouble picking up women, and sometimes they're the kind of women that, funnily enough, I tend to get hateful stares from taller men for too, probably because they think like you.

[Anonymous No.11820141]

>he thinks that his little daddy will not go bankrupt in the next crisis
>he has not noticed that his mother and the transvestite that used to keep his parents amused will be inheriting everything
I hope that you at least got a good degree, senpai =^)

[Anonymous No.11820268]

>>11820140
thats a 90s world view

the fact of the matter is, all of dating WILL be reduced to numbers on tinder and other dating apps. Getting a date will be just like getting a job, where you need to have a good dating profile (resume) that makes you look above other men.

were living in a world where hitting on women irl makes no sense. ive heard many women talk amonst themselves and on the internet. the fact of the matter is, the whole bar life and party scene is more of a social activity to hangout with friends and not about meeting men. the only time they want to be hit on is on tinder

were moving in a world where all forms of flirting and hitting on someone will seem weird and creepy outside a dating app.

call it superficial. but thats just how the new world works

[Anonymous No.11820294]

>>11818571
>Now I only have 70k left in my bank account, and maybe 40k in crypto.
>I'm fucking poor again

110k does not equal to "fucking poor", you faggot.

also, you admitted you WASTED 200k in stupid activities "traveling" and "hookers".

[Anonymous No.11820357]

>>11820089
I DO own chainlink you fucking faggot. Still crashing though

[Anonymous No.11820378]

>>11820294
it's called enriching yourself you fucking homo. Yes, even fucking hookers is enriching yourself.

You meet a lot of interesting girls when you monger, especially the expensive ones. Learned quite a bit about the industry and people as a whole.

[Anonymous No.11820379]

>>11820357
but are you all in?
if so
then you are a weak handed fsggot who needs to stfu and just wait
>cope
be grateful that someone like sergey sama exists.

[Anonymous No.11820384]

>>11818571
>I'm a fucking retard, the thread
I netted about 600k in profit and started with $3,000. Yes fucking $3,000. You're a fucking moron.

[Anonymous No.11820393]

how come all the larpers come when markets are crashing

[Anonymous No.11820446]

>>11820378
you fell for propaganda. No enrichment has taken place, you just wasted money.

[Anonymous No.11820466]

>>11820378
lmao
the real lesson is just around the corner

[Anonymous No.11820470]

>>11819846
Im 6'3". And yeah girls talk mad shit about short guys. Its more important than looks for sure, but money trumps all. Yes women actually are the souless life suckers that incels make them out to be. Honestly i wish i hadnt got into better shape and started slaying the 6-7s. Id have many many many more thousands of dollars and wouldnt have to listen to absolute childish bullshit all the time. Grown women have the emotional range of a bratty 7 year old girl. Id be gay if men had tits and ass.

[Anonymous No.11820474]

>>11820378
>interesting girls
no girls are interesting. maybe like 1% of girls in the world are interesting, and its definetely not the cheap sluts you hooked up with.
you are nothing but a bag of money to some hookers. that is it. there is nothing enriching at all about paying a $150 dollar meal to some cheap slut who sucked you off as thanks.

tell me. what new perspective did you learn?
>wow, you payed me $50 more than the other guy i fucked. I like rich guys more i think
how enlightening

you wasted your money. that money you could of invested into link and monogamy

[Anonymous No.11820504]

>>11818571
Like father like son LOL.
Shit personality my friend. I am glad I'm not you. I did time in the army then with my skills I'd acquired got a 150k wagie job and do consulting on the side.
Oh and I get long breaks to travel oh and I fuck plenty of girls FOR FREE.
You are one pathetic loser.

[Anonymous No.11820521]

>>11820470
>wasted thousands and thousands of dollars on women
how the fuck did you manage this? did you have to buy some girl an expensive coat to get a lay or something?

[Anonymous No.11820530]

If this is no LARP you're a fucking retard.

Honestly, you deserve to be poor

[Anonymous No.11820531]

>>11818571

Holy shit you're a literal retard. I started with some free terracoin having actually bought no BTC at all and made it up to 500 000$.

[Anonymous No.11820533]

>>11820379
yeah Im still in, you think I'm a faggot? I believe in not wage cucking while doing nothing but trading coins and jacking off, and I will not yield.

[Anonymous No.11820544]

>>11820504
makes sense guess that's why your on biz at 4am on a weekday night

[Anonymous No.11820559]

>>11820533
Jacking off all day looking at computer screens makes you a low T faggot who is more of a cuck than 99% of wagies will ever be.
You've been sold a dream. It's time to let go.

[Anonymous No.11820576]

>>11820544
>Hurr Durr everyone is from USA.
I actually just came to biz today to witness the anal devastation of cointards like yourself, and it's been worth every second.

[Anonymous No.11820586]

>>11820533
Your networth is basically lower then a wagecuck, how does that feel?

[Anonymous No.11820589]

>>11820559
>thinks jerking it makes you low t

I bet you avoid onions at all costs because your balls are already tiny and you can't afford to consume even a microgram of onions even though it's probably a myth.

The only people who bring up low t as if it's an argument are low t you fucking gay faggot lol

[Anonymous No.11820618]

>>11820589
Sitting indoors, not moving, fixated on numbers and charts, while excessively masturbating is a pretty good way to do it.
No, I eat whatever the fuck I want and lead an active lifestyle.

[Anonymous No.11820643]

>>11818621

[Anonymous No.11820657]

>>11818571
oh its this guy again, the same larper that hasnt stopped larping since late last year

[Anonymous No.11820705]

>>11820544
>>
checked for truth

[Anonymous No.11820708]

>>11820589
im not a nofap fag
but you should only really cum once a day. T levels are complicated. but basically, the more you masturbate, the more sperm production you have. And testostorone is whats used to make sperm. So, instead of T being used to do something cool like build your muscles up, its used to make sperm.

Your T wont lower perse. BUT. your T in your body will be used to make sperm instead of doing stuff to make yourself attractive or more "manly"
As for T levels. T levels go up for a 7 days after your last fap, but then go back to normal levels like you just fapped. And in fact, T levels might LOWER if you go too long without fapping because sperm raises it.


But besides T levels, orgasming removes 5% of your zinc and Seledium and 1g of protein. And you could get these back with supps, but if youre someone who faps 5 times a day, thats 25% zinc lost...

SO. try to fap only once a day

[Anonymous No.11820749]

>>11820521
even worse my friend. He had no choice but to let her make a large portion of the economic decisions every time they are together. He could not object or suggest an alternative in fear of agitating her and missing his chance of fulfilling a biological need.

[Anonymous No.11820759]

>>11820708
All I know is I went 3 months nofap and working out every single day at least once, and I put on a lot of muscle. Had a wet dream one night (only one I ever had. too much T I guess) and felt like a weak little bitch at the gym next day.

[Anonymous No.11820764]

>>11818571
nice larp and blog post

[Anonymous No.11820775]

>>11820576
fuck off wagie ragie

[Anonymous No.11820927]

>>11820759
>all i know
well then shut the fuck up. Cause i only want to hear actual studies and data collections and not bro science
>went 3 months no fap and got muscular hurrrrrrrrr
every no fap fag says this.
i weight lift too. only 3 months so far. been making steady gains and i can bench and row more than a lot of no fap fags stats ive seen. i fap everyday too.

and you know what. I fap right before workout. LOL. and i get more energy than if i didnt fap.

And you want to know why? my drive for working out, is just working out. And getting a cute gf. I dont need to go on some masochistic cult run to somehow get me more energy.

What determines muscle and strength is diet and workout. You got eat like a hog and build strength like a gorilla. everything else is psychological.

the reason why you had a shitty workout after a wet dream, is because you were already telling yourself you were gonna fail before you even started.

and really, i find the no fap ideology pretty shallow. because once you do no fap, you want to fuck everyting in sight and you all become goaless. You start to not care about the joy of working out or finding the perfect girl. it becomes more of
>OMG I NEED TK FUCK A ROASTIES BUTTHOLE RIGHT NOW
What you need is one specific goal to strive for. Something that motivates you to get up and do something thats not determined by how horny you are.

[Anonymous No.11821492]

>>11820533
Ngl, as I read most of your posts above I was thinking you're just an entitled loser that got lucky on the bullrun

then I realized we're practically the same in this aspect
gl fren
practice scalping on mex

[Anonymous No.11821543]

>>11820470
girls talk mad shit just about anyone, you just believe the short guy meme because it makes you feel better than the rest. nice coping.
altough yeah I give it to you, life under 5'7 must be shit tier but that is way under avg.
If you deny basic respect because you put a height restriction on it then you are literal 2 digit iq.

Got some ex-friends who believed the heightism meme (too much 4chin I assume) and they acted like hot shit and treated everyone in a condescending way. They ended up miserable fucks.
Being 6'3" compared to 5'9 makes some things easier but doesnt stop you from anything except for fucking heightism tinder roasties.

Only true power is money. Rich people are better looking, healthier and do whatever the fuck they want.
Then comes beauty. You can get almost anything with lil effort if you are 9-10/10.

[Anonymous No.11821557]

>>11819846
how short are you?
>tfw 5'6"

[Anonymous No.11821615]

>>11821543
I'm 5'5 and the only girls that have said anything negative about my height were shit testing me and actually a bit attracted

[Anonymous No.11821647]

>>11821557
>>11821615
I honestly wouldn't even care that much if it weren't for the biological need to fuck a cute girl.

[Anonymous No.11821704]

>>11818571
Do it, kill yourself now. It's never recovering and you'll be forever poor.

[Anonymous No.11821734]

>>11818571

[Anonymous No.11821745]

>>11820268
This guy has probably got it right.

[Anonymous No.11821759]

>>11818571
You are the Master Baiter.

[Anonymous No.11821762]

>>11818571

impregnate the milf

[Anonymous No.11821771]

>>11818862

[Anonymous No.11821788]

>>11818595
I don't understand why this would be bait

What would you have to gain from posting something like this?

[Anonymous No.11821820]

Here you go faggots.

Amun AG to be listen on one of the biggest exchanges in the world SIX Swiss Exchange that has a market capitalisation of $1.6T.

Amun will be an ETF that will be listed on the exchange which combines top 5 crypto assets into an indexed basket.


bitcoinist.com/switzerland-amun-bitcoin-etf-hodl/

[Anonymous No.11821845]

>>11820140
Cope

>>11820268
Wrong. Obvious zoomer with no social experience

>>11820470
You ARE gay. Congrats

>>11820544
So are you shitdick

>>11820533
This larp sucked OP. Try more subtlety next time an pm me for writing advice.

[Anonymous No.11821998]

>>11821647
top kek
I'm 5'6" and asian
so I'm a bit more fucked than you in that regard
I'm pretty happy with where I am tho

[Anonymous No.11822028]

>>11818571
Has 70k after Crypto went down 85%
Asks what to do

[Anonymous No.11822481]

>>11818571
Holy fucking shit. This faggot actually turned me into a fucking communist. OP you're a material, gluttonous, product of consumerist capitalism. Go fuck yourself and anhero now, because your aids riddled ass is going to cost humanity far more than your life is worth to keep alive on anti-aids meds.

[Anonymous No.11822518]

>>11822481
If seeing people be more well off than you turns you into a commie, you already were one faggot

[Anonymous No.11822546]

>>11818571
lol I did the same thing, but I only spent ~10K traveling

>stay in hostels
>split bill with the girl
>fuck her anyway

I still have half a mill and like 50 BTC (whatever the fuck that's going to be worth soon, lmao, but I don't feel like selling it this year because I cashed out $400K anyway, $60K of which I will use to pay taxes)

[Anonymous No.11822643]

If you spend more than you earn you are a retard. I always wonder how so many people can be poor but then I read shit like this and realize that 90% of people can't handle money and are easily scammed out of it.

[Anonymous No.11822662]

>>11818571

[Anonymous No.11822669]

>>11818571
Thats your own fucking fault, invest and make money till you cant possibly spend it till you die. Now suck parents dick and shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.11822673]

this one is for you OP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xvfPIBO4Ng