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fist time on /biz/
what's this place place really about?
what's the community like?
any lingo i should know?

>inb4 lurk moar fag

>> No.11908276

what

>> No.11908278

>>11908265
This is a forum where trolls paid by CSW make you buy SV, so that he looks somewhat victorious for a day or 2 ...
Before Jihan and Roger dump on you.

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>>11908265
Seconding this. Where can I learn the lingo

>> No.11908291

It's a bunch of idiots getting cleaned on the regular by pump and dump scams organized on discord channels. I wish I was kidding.

>> No.11908299

link is just a meme

>> No.11908301
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Pretty similar like other subs except we think money as means to happiness. Dankest memes will rule the world.

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>>11908283
>Where can i learn

How about here?

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>>11908265
This. Listen I genuinely care about about Anons financial well being. Its hard as shit to get ahead in life now, not just working 9-5 for the rest of your life. The sooner you start saving the sooner you can get ahead in life. Chainlink is a meme started by 4chan (an infamous trolling board) to lead people to financial ruin. This is NOT A JOKE. Don't let your saved wealth be thrown away over night. Vitalik Buterin the creator of ethereum said himself the days of making x100 or x1000 are over, that right the guy who created the second most popular crypto said himself those days are over. Now 4chan is trying to get people to lose even more money after the December/January bloodbath. Smart money already exited the crypto world. Crypto is basically a highly specialized database, companies don't need this. They will just create their own private blockchains. There is no need for crypto chainlink isn't even needed to run the nodes. Think XRP when you think chainlink. The company ripple (smartcontracts) is doing well but the coin XRP(chainlink) isn't even needed for the companies technology. Considering what Vitalik said "The days of making x100 or x1000 returns are over." Chainlink needs a 399900% increase in price over the next couple of months to reach $1000 this is ludicrous. Don't fall for it, chainlink its a meme to fuck you over. Consider this for chainlink at current price to reach $1 you need an increase of 700% or a 233% increase every month until EOY. This is a 4chan meme to siphon money out of the hands of the already vulnerable.

>> No.11908345

>>11908291
This is actually true. Every time I come on /biz/, some new shitcoin is being shilled. The coin that makes up the largest % of my portfolio has never been mentioned on /biz/. Don’t bother asking what it is because I won’t tell you. /biz/ is just a place for niggers and pajeets to scam each other. A prime example being LINK. People buy LINK, they shill it hard, wait for the price to be double what they paid and the price crashes as they offload bags. Rinse and repeat. It’s so sad.

>> No.11908365

>>11908345
Can you tell us what the coin is?

>> No.11908372

>>11908265
Look up what "chainlink" means on Urbandictionary.

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>>11908345
Can you please tell us why you support this so called mysterious coin? I'm not looking to buy or invest. I'm just curious.

>> No.11908391

>>11908291
Top kek basically this
>be double digit IQ anon
>bought at 20k, want to desperately recoup my losses
>instead of using brain to do swing trading, instead asks /biz/ to shill the next 100x(like any brainlet think is possible) or buys the first ERC-20 token shilled by obvious Discord coordinated shilling
>following arguments are used: low mcap, active devs, low mcap, upcoming exchange listing, low mcap, it’s similar to a coin with over $500 million mcap so it must be worth that soon
>in reality only like 12 people know about it, 3 of them being the discorders who bought early but can’t sell due to no volume
>anon fills their sell orders
>discorders now made 50% profit while anon will never be able to sell without loss

>> No.11908395

>>11908265
95% of us* dislike jews and have right-wing leanings (this is /pol/-lite with a money theme)

*of the real posters, not counting paid shills (most of which are non-white)

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>>11908265
>lingo
You better learn pic related. That's all you need to make it

STIFF!

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Jokes aside, my largest holdings are unironically also not even mentioned on biz. This isn't even close to a good resource if you don't know how to dumpster dive this site. Most people that come here are just marks for the next scam coin, but once in awhile some oldfag or insider will let a nugget slip.

>> No.11908405

>>11908345
>The coin that makes up the largest % of my portfolio has never been mentioned on /biz/. Don’t bother asking what it is because I won’t tell you. /biz/ is just a place for niggers and pajeets to scam each other.
Absolutely based. This is how you make it: keeping quiet about what you hold so that the moment people in /biz/ hear about it, it’s worth 50-100x more

>> No.11908420

>>11908365
Fuck off brainlet

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>>11908265
/biz/ is the place where the whales send their pajeets to convince you to sell when you should buy and to buy when you should sell. Once in a blue moon a gem is shilled here; the tricky part is that everyone will try to convince you that the project in which they are bagholding at the moment is that gem. You will end up buying some shit shilled here and lose money.

Remember this: NOBODY on /biz/ has your best interest in mind. It's actually the opposite.
You see something shilled here: ask yourself why would they do that instead of silently accumulating?
You see something FUDed here: ask yourself why does that person waste his time to create a new thread and type entire paragraphs just to help some anon faggots?

Leave this place and never return.

>> No.11908432

>>11908381
>pls tell me what it is ;_;
Never gonna make it

>> No.11908449

>>11908430
Sometimes FUD is just bullying with legitimate facts to make shitcoin holders butthurt. I do it all the time and laugh at their delusions, but also tries to save them from the shitstorm

>> No.11908459

>>11908381
I can answer that because you still won’t know what it is. It’s a masternode coin that I personally think is extremely promising. It should be obvious why I don’t want the price to go up. If I think something is good, I want as much of it as possible before everyone else finds out. As much as possible.

>> No.11908469

>>11908430
Lies. /biz/ is a big happy family and we all care for each other and love each other, especially reluctant kneepad girl - she loves us all and we all love her.

>> No.11908479

>>11908469
>she
It’s a 30 year old 300lbs man

>> No.11908491

>>11908459
I see. Yeah now I know why and I'll don't interfere with your business. Good luck you will make it

>> No.11908499

>>11908365
Its Link unironically.

>> No.11908510

>>11908491
I gave the tiniest hint/advice by saying it has masternodes so even an idiot who read my post could accidentally make it as well by looking into masternodes and why they’re extremely good.

>> No.11908522

>>11908479
Lies. RKG is a cute 16 year old real-life anime girl with gigantic boobs and an innocent face.

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>> No.11908653

>>11908556
That's a cool and nice Pepe. Thanks for sharing, fren.

>> No.11909045

>>11908449
I'll concede to that. I've FUDed some genuine shitcoins myself and been accused of trying to accumulate (topkek), but on the other hand I'm not as evil as most cunts here and sometimes I actually try to help people. I'm a minority in this regard so for a newfag like OP it's better to be skeptical of FUD or do his own research and see if it's legit or not.