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[Anonymous No.12019645]

>3 minute presentation tomorrow (~20 hours)
>haven't even started preparing

[Anonymous No.12019661]

>>12019645
You should be able to bullshit 3 minutes of anything off the cuff. Dont sweat it.

[Anonymous No.12019696]

just copy and paste some shit off wikipedia and read it off the slide like everyone else

[Anonymous No.12019908]

>3min
>panicking
the absolute state

[Anonymous No.12019950]

>>12019645
That's fucking nothing OP. I have a 250 word essay due tomorrow at 9:30 am and I haven't even started yet,

[Anonymous No.12019965]

I always liked to stay up for 24 hours before giving a presentation. That way I'm so tired the nervousness is non existent

[Anonymous No.12019967]

>>12019645
stay at home. call in sick

[Anonymous No.12019976]

>>12019950
250 words is a fucking paragraph. I wouldn't start that shit till 9:10.

[Anonymous No.12019983]

>>12019950
>250 word
fucking 1/2 a page. give or take 5 minutes
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

[Anonymous No.12019984]

I'll help anon, what's it about?

[Anonymous No.12019994]

Have 10.min presentation my mom food poisoned me with some rotten fish, a#hhhhhhhhhh I fuckinh hi meh life now

[Anonymous No.12020039]

>>12019984
Its a presentation on an art piece. I have to analyze it. are u good with renaissance art?

[Anonymous No.12020043]

>>12019645

Literally do it like this:

1. Introduce the audience to the topic, use indirect questions or a quote/story
2. Explain the topic through an example
(Optional 3. Relate it to them somehow)
4. Summarise what you've told them.

"Hello everyone, my name is Anon.
-
Has anyone every of this X? X is where people Y and sometimes maybe Z, anyways it's been on the news, maybe some of you have heard of it. Oh yeah have great - -

So one way to look at X is with a P. With P, the characteristics of X really shine through. When you apply X to P you essentially start by - -

But haha, you wouldn't need P in your day 2 day huh? Okay, so, say you have a G? Right haha We've all got Gs. Okay now, you can apply X to G as well. Cool huh? I know. - -

Okay, so what have we learned today? We learned that X can be applied/done in multiple ways. Not as simple as you might have first thought huh. And X is also constantly developing so - -"

[Anonymous No.12020053]

>>12019645
Just just throw up random slides of racist memes haha

[Anonymous No.12020072]

>>12019645
If you can't make a presentation in several hours, maybe you should into trades. If you don't like intellectual labour then you will like physical labour

[Anonymous No.12020084]

>>12020043
based

[Anonymous No.12020095]

>panicking about a 3 min presentation

Jesus OP, get your shit together.

>short background on the artist
>give some social/cultural context about that time
>the art movements they were inspired by
>how the above two points affected the art piece
>similiarities/differences with the artist's counterparts from the same era
>maybe a couple of fun facts

Follow this and you'll have a 10 minute presentation.

[Anonymous No.12020245]

u guys motivated me to start preparing for it now. wish me luck. what are best ways to overcome stage fright?

[Anonymous No.12020346]

>>12020245

Get an erection before going on stage, tuck it under your belt so nobody can see (baggy sweater will help).

Extra testosterone being released from standing in front of your class hard will propel you to super chad levels where you will not only get an A+ on your presentation but you will find yourself getting sucked off by at least 5 hotties post class.

[Anonymous No.12020374]

>>12019950
Wtf is a 250 word essay? The absolute state of the education system

[Anonymous No.12020436]

>>12020374
>Wtf is a 250 word essay
a meme.

[Anonymous No.12020474]

DO IT LIVE. FUCKING JUST DO IT LIVE

[Anonymous No.12020511]

>>12019983

Fucking newfaggots

[Anonymous No.12020536]

> be me
> take 1-2 mg of xanax before presentations
> start putting my powerpoint on the projector
> everyone starts staring at me waiting for me to talk
> start physically twitching
> brain still racing and I can barely think
> barely make it through the presentation while noticeably sounding and looking nervous
> stutter over a bunch of words and look like an idiot

what drugs do I need to take to give good presentations because xanax ain’t cutting it

[Anonymous No.12020579]

>>12020536
You can get some beta blockers but start meditating for a long term cure.

[Anonymous No.12020603]

>>12020536
best drug is practice.

[Anonymous No.12020625]

>>12019645
>trying to become a useful part of the system
lmao I guess someone has to provide me with those NEETbux

[Anonymous No.12020643]

>work in 9 hours
>don't want to go to bed because sleeping means shortening the time between now and daily wagecucking
>being tired will only make daily wagecucking more insufferable
Might kms during this year's Winter break

[Anonymous No.12020723]

>>12020039
>art analysis
You can literally come up with any old bullshit. Get up there and talk out your ass about some “deeper meaning” and how it makes you feel

[Anonymous No.12021061]

>>12019645
it's like this OP:

1. tell em what you're going to tell em
"Hi, my name is OP, and I'm going to be talking about how I suck peepees"
Talk for one minute

2. tell em you suck pee pees

talk for one minute about technique

3. recap what you said.

done!

[Anonymous No.12021111]

I still havent packed my fucking lunch for tomorrow yet. fuck this gay ass earth.

[Anonymous No.12021261]

>>12019645
Have a master's in art history anon. Ama

[Anonymous No.12021356]

>>12020245
Ever tried phenibut? It's great for lowering inhibitons.
I'm normally a pretty socially awkward guy, but after a couple scoops of phenibut whoooooo budddyyyyyyy I can literally walk up to any stacey in the room, introduce myself as chadanon, tell her a witty joke, and then get her number without even thinking about it.

[Anonymous No.12021390]

>>12021356
how do I get it?

[Anonymous No.12021414]

>>12021390
You can buy it online from a number of different sites, it's legal. There are two types, HCL and FAA. Get the FAA, it has the the same effect but doesnt taste awful like the HCL one does. I buy mine from liftmode

[Anonymous No.12021522]

>>12020043

One of my fave wageslave methods is this:

>Hi all, so today the topic is X
>I thought I would be a little bit different and make it more of a Q&A session to get your thoughts on the topic and open up the floor
>*NPC #1 asks question*
>Great question! Does anyone have any thoughts on this?
>*NPC #2 gives thoughts*
>*NPC #1 replies to NPC #2*
>*NPC #3 chimes in*
>now you are standing there watching a bunch of egotistical NPCs trying to one up eachother
>"Looks like we are out of time, great discussion though guys, I'll send out a follow up email about what we've covered and if anyone has any other questions PING me an email"

[Anonymous No.12021527]

>>12021414
I read it may make you a little slow and give you nausea etc.

[Anonymous No.12021693]

>>12021522
BASED

[Anonymous No.12021766]

>>12019645

Get a whiteboard. Draw meaningless ven diagrams about "synergy" and " engagement". Get promoted to middle management. Done, corporate world beaten.

[Anonymous No.12022220]

>>12019645
>3 min
>sweating

I could make an introduction and greet everyone for the first three minutes alone while pulling something out of my ass and I'm a sperg with zero public speaking capacity

[Anonymous No.12022620]

>>12019976
>>12019983
>>12020374
u guys make me sad

[Anonymous No.12022907]

>>12020245

Drink a few beers right before

[Anonymous No.12023701]

>>12019645
make a few good slides, is better than many bullshit ones, believe me. no one complained about a presentation being too short.