/smg/ - Slaughter Market General

[Anonymous No.12117202]

259 is a good friend edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
[YouTube] Option Basics Part I
[YouTube] Option Basics Part II

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previously on /smg/ >>12112413

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12117212]

>>12117202
findom is exploitation of the mentally ill and should be outlawed

[Anonymous No.12117220]

see
>12117207

[Anonymous No.12117221]

Don't worry lads, golden bull returns monday...

[Anonymous No.12117229]

I got £30,000 recently. Should I invest or wait for the inevitable recession?

[Anonymous No.12117235]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.12117242]

>>12117220
fuck
>>12117207

[Anonymous No.12117246]

It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having the chicken maple salad today, yummy! It's a nice 37° and sunny today so I'm content even though I'm down. Got some divvies in yesterday so whatever.

Meeting with HR yesterday went well, I got plenty of paths I can take.

[Anonymous No.12117257]

>>12117229
Buy short term and secured bonds and hold until maturities for now

[Anonymous No.12117259]

>>12117229
Will you be needing it in the near future?

[Anonymous No.12117274]

>>12117246
ever consider just bringing your own lunch? it's a lot cheaper.

[Anonymous No.12117280]

>>12117246
Based Lunchbro

[Anonymous No.12117283]

>>12117229
convert to USD asap then after brexit buy up most distressed UK companies

[Anonymous No.12117289]

New robinhood ui is shit

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12117297]

>>12117242
seems like a solid plan
NVAX is a good biotech pick, and adding to dividend stocks and broader market ETFs is never a bad thing

>>12117274
my university's cafeteria has boxes that are very similar to those, I think they're provided by wherever he works

[Anonymous No.12117299]

>>12117246
gonna eat $100 dollars in fancy Korean /bbq/ and suishi today kek

[Anonymous No.12117321]

FALL FALL FALL

[Anonymous No.12117331]

We need to stop letting RKG make threads.

[Anonymous No.12117338]

[Anonymous No.12117343]

Not low enough, maul these cunts

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12117352]

>>12117331
>tfw every time the options videos are taken out of the pastebin, people just copypaste the titles of the embedded videos instead of actually linking the videos

I don't know why grim keeps doing that when he makes threads, it bugs the shit out of me

[Anonymous No.12117361]

>>12117274
I get an employee discount, this was like $5.50

[Anonymous No.12117362]

>>12117246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC5AWm9FAIw

[Anonymous No.12117366]

[Anonymous No.12117380]

>>12117361
that's not too bad i suppose. i make pretty good money and bring in $1 soup when i'm in the office. i guess some people are just more dedicated than others.

[Anonymous No.12117425]

Realistically, how effective would a dividend capture strategy work? If most stocks rebound by the drop on the ex-div date, it should be low risk, right?

[Anonymous No.12117440]

Could I sell QQQ and buy into TQQQ? Is it gonna go lower?

[Anonymous No.12117441]

>>12117425 it works nicely for T, KO, and other stocks with good divs but it can be tricky with some reits. just make sure a meteor doesnt hit nyse on the ex date

[Anonymous No.12117444]

>>12117362
I'd go to Japan for that, and that sick Gundam statue

>>12117380
I do bring my own lunches when I work in the location without a cafe, I'm usually there 1-2x a week guaranteed. If this was more expensive I'd bring one daily but eh.

[Anonymous No.12117445]

>>12117380
I like food more than most other things so I spend more on it and less on everything else

[Anonymous No.12117465]

>>12117441
Should I use a resource like this to help find more stocks or just do my own research?

[Anonymous No.12117468]

>>12117425
>If most stocks rebound by the drop on the ex-div date
that doesn't happen in a reliable way though or everyone would be taking advantage.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12117474]

>>12117440
>should I sell a stock because it's going low and buy into a stock that's exactly the same thing, except leveraged 3x

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12117476]

>>12117338
95% of those girls demanding money aren't even close to being good looking..

[Anonymous No.12117481]

>Nintendo Switch is literally off the shelves
>Smash is making a killing
>At this pace the 20 millions everyone thought to be impossible might as well be a sealed deal
>And yet NTDOY crashes, and never recovered that stupid Nvidia dip
FUCKING WHY

[Anonymous No.12117484]

>>12117425
People have been trying this for 130 years. They only work for the most elitist daytrader. You have more competition than forex markets in this space.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12117490]

>>12117440
SQQQ is the 3x short QQQ ETF, not TQQQ

[Anonymous No.12117520]

>gap up
>gap down
>gap up
>gap down
>gap up
>gap down
S.S.D.D.

[Anonymous No.12117547]

>>12117352
based grim forcing options gambles to do an extra step for information anyways to help them increase their critical thinking skills in the long run

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12117555]

>>12117520
just buy, hold, and think in the long term

[Anonymous No.12117595]

>>12117481
>>12117520
we're in a rape market right now
wall st is expecting millennials who are just getting into investing now to hodl long term and through the crash like a bunch of chumps

see >>12117555

[Anonymous No.12117613]

>>12117595
a crash is the best thing that can happen to someone who is young, working, and contributing capital to the market

[Anonymous No.12117614]

based JNJ dip buyers
dab on those dead babies

[Anonymous No.12117633]

>>12117613
based, I love this shit

I buy $1000 a month worth of stuff, i dont care if it all tanks for the next 12-18 months. I only care what the value of it all is in 15 years when I retire, if the recession is big and long enough I might be able to do it in 10 years if i get enough cheapies for long enough

[Anonymous No.12117642]

>>12117613
not when theyre 100k in debt and interest outstrips 10 year gains

[Anonymous No.12117686]

>>12117642
anyone that gets themselves into $100k of debt that can't be easily paid off based on salary projections of their chosen field is RETARDED.

i went to a local branch of a college for 2 years, then worked while i attended my last 2 years. i finished with $30k in debt and paid it off shortly after.

[Anonymous No.12117833]

>>12117246
red but it can be mended
Just waiting on the golden bull

[Anonymous No.12117841]

>>12117246
Lunch bro!

Lol i got stop loss sniped on my Canopy Growth position this morning. Bounced right back up. Pffft. Not a big deal. Today i have been busy trading. Cutting underperformers and support breakers. Dipping pinky toe in to a couple things. Waiting for power hour to see if new stuff is a hold for over weekend.

[Anonymous No.12117858]

Since I work a God awful job that doesn't allow phone use while I hurt my back assembling computers all day, what investments do I put my meager $1000 a month into for long term?

[Anonymous No.12117883]

>>12117858
right now? SPY or SSO. you might want to wait for the market to tank before buying and just let it sit in one of those new robinhood 3% savings accounts until then. we're overdue for a pullback.

[Earnings Badger No.12117884]

>>12117858
Just do SQQQ Puts for one week with that 1000$ and Dont worry about ever needing to go long term.

[Anonymous No.12117898]

>>12117858
$900 VT, $100 BND

[Anonymous No.12117942]

What's the catch with those high yield divided stocks?

>In the past 3-years it has delivered a total return (change in market price + dividends) of around 40%, the majority of this return being in the form of dividends. This actually compares relatively well to its BDC peers, with others like ARCC returning around 43%, FSIC -7% MAIN 52%.

https://seekingalpha.com/article/4227797-prospect-capital-10_8-percent-yield-improved-dividend-coverage?dr=1

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12117946]

>>12117642
>not when theyre 100k in debt

which I am not and will not be

[Anonymous No.12117953]

>>12117942
Always do the opposite of what seeking alpha says.

[Anonymous No.12117961]

What's the catch with those high yield divided stocks?

>In the past 3-years it has delivered a total return (change in market price + dividends) of around 40%, the majority of this return being in the form of dividends. This actually compares relatively well to its BDC peers, with others like ARCC returning around 43%, FSIC -7% MAIN 52%.

https://seekingalpha.com/article/4227797-prospect-capital-10_8-percent-yield-improved-dividend-coverage?dr=1

[Anonymous No.12117984]

>>12117953
the comments say it's some kind of a scam but I don't get, it still returned 40% over the years

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12117990]

>>12117953
seekingalpha has enough people making articles on it that conflicting viewpoints are constantly published, though
if you always did the opposite of what seekingalpha said, then there wouldn't be many things you could do

[Anonymous No.12118017]

>>12117961
unless it has a track record through a recession, i wouldn't trust a BDC. that being said, i don't know anything about them

[Anonymous No.12118076]

>>12118017
me neither desu, i'm just looking for high yield divvies and came across this
how safe is holding some money there? like ARCC, it seems tgtbt.

[Anonymous No.12118078]

>all the bulls in this thread
qeq

[Anonymous No.12118083]

Dont think I can handle much more red boys
Ive got my gun loaded just incase we go under 260

[Anonymous No.12118097]

Seeing red again!
Seeing red again!
Seeing red again!
Seeing red again!
Seeing red again!
Seeing red again!
Seeing red again!

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12118101]

>>12118083
>freaking out over short term price action this much
>investing money you can't afford to lose
>killing yourself over money

[Anonymous No.12118106]

>>12118078
i'm not bullish but i'm not selling either.

[Anonymous No.12118111]

>>12117858
Divvies bruh. Go on M1 Finance, open an account, make a high-dividend pie and begin a dividend reinvestment plan.

[Anonymous No.12118138]

I'm still well into the green on JNJ, but I'm not sure I have the balls to keep holding. Maybe I should sell half?

[Anonymous No.12118141]

>>12118101
>he thinks the gun is for me

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12118146]

>>12118097
NOOOOOOOOOOO MY $1000

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12118160]

>>12118141
don't worry, her immune system will do the work for you soon enough

[Anonymous No.12118167]

OH NO NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.12118169]

>>12118146
What's your average on GALT?

[Anonymous No.12118182]

SELLL AHHAHAHHAHAHA

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12118189]

>>12118169
$4.78

[Anonymous No.12118191]

just passed my master thesis, see ya at Goldman losers!

jk imma try to get 60k in EU in capital markets

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12118197]

well market is shit today.. time to go fuck this chick then go play some pool and drink at the bar for the rest of the day.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12118203]

>>12118101
You're a fucking queer kys

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12118206]

>>12118169
>>12118189

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12118220]

>>12118203
let me know what you think of that Mora Garberg when you get it, btw

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12118225]

>>12118203
he's right tho..

[Anonymous No.12118234]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.12118241]

>REITs
SmugTumblrDog4.png

[Anonymous No.12118248]

>>12118083
>>12118097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bgq77R0WbXs

[Anonymous No.12118262]

>J&J diddling my healthcare etf while poisoning babies for decades

Nothing is safe.

[Anonymous No.12118264]

Anon, y-you really thought we were in a bull market?

[Anonymous No.12118278]

>>12118197
Have fun with your hand.

[Anonymous No.12118280]

>>12118264
we are still

[Anonymous No.12118286]

BUY THE DIP THEY SAID

[Anonymous No.12118307]

>>12118206
Nice. I'm at 4.85. You got a PT for this memestock?

[Anonymous No.12118320]

[Anonymous No.12118330]

>>12117212
The mentally ill choose to take a part in it. The weak will be parted with their money.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12118364]

>>12118307
None in particular at the moment, but if you're looking for one, I'd say $10 would be a good bet
I'm holding because of good performance in clinical trials in NASH cirrhosis and in the treatment of melanoma in conjunction with Keytruda
I'm planning on typing out a post explaining why I'm holding it sometime later this week

https://www.streetinsider.com/Analyst+Comments/Galectin+Therapeutics+%28GALT%29+PT+Raised+to+%2412+at+H.C.+Wainwright/14192136.html

>>12118330
>The weak

aka people with social anxiety, poor self-esteem, and abusive upbringings who can't get acknowledged by another human being in any other way
they should be spending that money on therapy, not fueling the worthless lives of opportunistic whores who take advantage of them

[Anonymous No.12118384]

>>12117465
follow a stock for a quarter or 2 and then capture once you understand what drives it

basically im saying do ur own homework and start with boomer stocks before you get cute

[Anonymous No.12118387]

If spy falls below yearly low of 257 then it will crash to 130 within a month. I urge you to sell now or you will be holding bags for a decade.

[Anonymous No.12118391]

ive been buying SPY and SSO this will be fine right

when will this volatility end, i just want to stay in the green by at least a little bit at all times

[Anonymous No.12118401]

>>12118138
>I'm still well into the green on JNJ, but I'm not sure I have the balls to keep holding. Maybe I should sell half?

Jesus christ that red candle. I would sell at least 2/3rds before end of day today. Oversold bounce is losing steam on the hourly. Buy volume trailing off.

[Anonymous No.12118409]

>>12118391
No it won't be fine unless you are okay with losing 60% of everything you own.

[Anonymous No.12118432]

>>12118409
im fine losing 60% if I can hold and then end up 200% a few years after that

[Anonymous No.12118439]

>>12118364
>social anxiety, poor self-esteem, and abusive upbringings who can't get acknowledged by another human being in any other way
Boo hoo. Plenty of people with anxiety that dont give their money to internet thots.

[Anonymous No.12118440]

POISONING BABIES

This is the company's worst scandal in literally centuries. It will go bankrupt in less than a year.

[Earnings Badger No.12118443]

>>12118440
What company

[Anonymous No.12118468]

>>12118409
You realize you would make twice as much by selling and buying near bottom... Holding through recession is dumbest thing you can do.

[Anonymous No.12118469]

>>12118443
Johnson & Johnson. Currently -9%.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12118472]

>>12118443
JNJ

>>12118439
I don't actually think it should be made illegal, but I do think that they're taking advantage of the mentally ill in addition to it being degenerate cuck shit overall, and that it should be frowned upon on a societal level

>>12118440
I don't know about bankruptcy, but this will definitely hurt them a lot until this issue is resolved

[Anonymous No.12118482]

Any baby powder pros here? What's the advantage of talcum powder over cornstarch?

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12118490]

>>12118468
oh for sure the average retail investor can reliably time the market my man 100%
everyone knows where the bottom is and when a recession is actually starting

[Anonymous No.12118501]

>>12118468
if i can time the market perfectly why wouldnt i be buying options on 100x margin daily, i would be a billionaire in less than a week starting with like $30

[Anonymous No.12118502]

>>12118440
the conpiracy vids on youtube are going to wild, cant wait. Sad about the babies though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1T-62uxbMBM

[Anonymous No.12118504]

The literal GIS bottom is 36
close enough! Time for the rally

[Anonymous No.12118509]

>>12118472
>resolved
Dude, what? Parents have been rubbing literal poison onto their babies for decades. How do you "resolve" shit like that? The company is done.

[Anonymous No.12118517]

>>12118241

Fuck year.

Made $3K in capital appreciation only on my REITs, not to mention the distributions.

[Anonymous No.12118518]

>>12118504
It’s going to $30

[Anonymous No.12118535]

BREAKING

tmobile and sprint merger to be approved by us national security panel.

[Earnings Badger No.12118540]

>>12118440
ah the fucking puts are already expensive asf

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12118547]

>>12118509
this isn't new news
the company has already been facing litigation for this for years

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-09-22/j-j-was-alerted-to-risk-of-asbestos-in-talc-in-70s-files-show

[Anonymous No.12118564]

>>12118547
i been watching conspiracy /X/ /pol/ tier level compilations for years, i never head of J J doing it.

[Anonymous No.12118577]

>>12118547
Exactly. The new news would be that JNJ was well aware of the issue for a very long time, and took measure to hide it.

From the Reuters article:
>By 1973, Tom Shelley, director of J&J’s Central Research Laboratories in New Jersey, was looking into acquiring patents on a process that a British mineralogist and J&J consultant was developing to separate talc from tremolite.
>“It is quite possible that eventually tremolite will be prohibited in all talc,” Shelley wrote on Feb. 20, 1973, to a British colleague. Therefore, he added, the “process may well be valuable property to us.”
>At the end of March, Shelley recognized the sensitivity of the plan in a memo sent to a J&J lawyer in New Jersey: “We will want to carefully consider the … patents re asbestos in talc. It’s quite possible that we may wish to keep the whole thing confidential rather than allow it to be published in patent form and thus let the whole world know.”
>J&J did not obtain the patents.

The article is worth reading imo: https://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/johnsonandjohnson-cancer/

[Anonymous No.12118615]

>>12118577
sell or nah?

[Anonymous No.12118617]

is JNJ part of the DOW?

lmao 30 companies and 1 is a total scam confirmed, this is why you diversify

[Anonymous No.12118654]

>>12118615
Should you sell a company that has been conspiring for decades about selling baby killing poison? Gee, I don't know.
>>12118617
It is but won't be for long.

[weed intraday No.12118661]

TerrAscend flatlined right on support with near oversold RSI and sell volume down to a trickle. Entering... Second time's the charm for me with this ticker? Yes? Let's go! Up!

Also entered TRUL. Entry conditions aren't especially clear cut on this but I'm going to gamble on a Monday pop. Small position though, just in case.

more smaller moves:
>Averaged down on Green Thumb Industries.
>sold Curaleaf as it broke support and didn't bounce well on rebound above
>flushed the remainder of MPX Bioceuticals position
>as mentioned above, I got stop loss sniped on Canopy Growth. Not reentering yet. Maybe during power hour depending.

I am now 60% in stocks, 40% cash.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12118677]

I can't wait to buy the dip on JNJ once the lawsuit is over
I don't care if they shot babies, a buy is a buy

[Anonymous No.12118688]

>>12118615
The consumer products division (where the baby powder belongs) only make up around 13% of the revenue. Also, as >>12118547 says, they've been courts about this very issue for years. The news here is how well aware they were. So, I hardly think they're finished. However, holding felt too risky for me. I sold around 70%.

[Anonymous No.12118699]

>>12118654
how often does the DOW make changes? What medical/supplies company would replace JNJ?Is something like Walgreens or CVS big enough to do so?

[Anonymous No.12118721]

>>12118699
Walgreens is actually already in the Dow.

[Anonymous No.12118730]

>>12118518
Bold comment, but I highly doubt that. People underestimate their ability to pay off debt, and interest rates shouldnt be rising too harshly from now

>>12118677
JNJ is the best company in the entire planet earth besides PEP , buy the dip

>>12118699
a few times per century, walgreens already replaced GE fucking newfaggot

[Anonymous No.12118733]

>>12117202
>Slaughter Market

if the economy is 'strong' according to Trump, why is it breaking down under mere 2% FED rate?

[Anonymous No.12118761]

>>12118661
Don’t worry. I bought into Aphria. That 20% loss in one day reminded me of crypto

[Anonymous No.12118788]

>>12118733
>thinking market prices are based on the current economy
"no"

[Anonymous No.12118795]

>>12118788
Wait what, are they based on Obama's economy or Trump's successors economy?

[Anonymous No.12118811]

>>12118795
they're mostly based on global growth expectations, and those expectations are waning.

[Anonymous No.12118817]

How long for the crash? Recession incoming. Wonder if the GOP will survive this. I can see riots happening, people will want Trump's head.

[Anonymous No.12118824]

>>12118817
>How long for the crash?
Began two months ago.

[Anonymous No.12118826]

If the Shit & Piss could please hold 2600 today I would appreciate it.

[Anonymous No.12118832]

>>12118811
That's circular. It still doesn't explain. If the economy is strong, why is it crumbling under 2% FED rate + China missing GDP target? Is there no healthy domestic econ

[Anonymous No.12118833]

So KO is paying out it's Div today. I logon to my account; no new KO share (my case it'd be a partial). WTF? I bought my KO way before the EX date so it should be there right?

[Anonymous No.12118835]

DOWN DOWN DOWN WE GOOOO

[Anonymous No.12118837]

>>12118826

Testing it presently...

[Anonymous No.12118840]

Bleed out :)

[Anonymous No.12118852]

>Get back from work sales calls
>Pull up Schwab
>See daily balance

[Anonymous No.12118858]

>>12118832
Trump conned the nation. /pol/ was filled with braindead clowns. The fake farce is over.

[Anonymous No.12118859]

>>12118837

aaaaaaaand there it goes.

[Anonymous No.12118861]

>>12118826
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.12118864]

Sub 24k/2.6k soon lads

[Anonymous No.12118866]

why wont Senor Trump just SHUT UP and stop tanking the markets

he must be short for billions

[Anonymous No.12118875]

>>12118859
where do you watch the market

[Anonymous No.12118876]

BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.12118879]

>>12118832
> If the economy is strong, why is it crumbling under 2% FED rate + China missing GDP target?
if the economy was crumbling we'd be seeing massive unemployment. oh hey look at that, it's at record lows.

[Anonymous No.12118885]

Huge bounce before the end of day incoming.

[Anonymous No.12118891]

fucker held

[Anonymous No.12118900]

>>12118879
You are narrow sighted. Unemployment is low right now but there is no new work coming. the layoff numbers coming are going to be out of this world.

[Anonymous No.12118901]

>>12118879
artificial
it will be over soon enough

[Anonymous No.12118902]

JNJ is now at $133 per. How low will it tank I wonder? I love it when shit like this happens (stock prices I mean), especially to companies I don't got a position with. Plz let someone sue them, I want the stock to tank to under $100. Then it's buy the dip

[Anonymous No.12118903]

>>12118876
>>12118885
delusional bulls

>>12118879
>people working meme shit jobs count
>lol also this other group doesn't count :^)
simply epic

[Anonymous No.12118905]

>>12118891
not yet

[Anonymous No.12118910]

>>12118875

Just using tradingview.

[Anonymous No.12118921]

>>12118902
Dow is going sub 20k

[Anonymous No.12118923]

This is the prediction I made yesterday on a trade... Look at where my stop was and what happened.

[Anonymous No.12118927]

>>12118900
>>12118901
>>12118903
t. children that dont have jobs

[Anonymous No.12118933]

>>12118910
>everyone except the jews are red
O
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V E Y
E
Y

>>12118927
i make 6 figures, im sitting in cash because this is an obvious bubble

[Anonymous No.12118938]

>>12118927
I'm at work rn m8. I'm also preparing myself. It's coming. The GOP will give Trump to the wolves by the end of 2019.

[Anonymous No.12118949]

>>12118927
31 yr old boomer. I've already been through it once. it has all the same signs.

[Anonymous No.12118955]

>>12118902
I'd definitely buy the moment it hit two digits, but even a scandal of this proportion seems unlikely to be that bad

[Anonymous No.12118956]

>>12118933
>>everyone except the jews are red

[Anonymous No.12118958]

>>12118949
this

t. 29 year old boomer

[Anonymous No.12118964]

>>12118949
I've sat through 3.

[Anonymous No.12118967]

>>12118933
>>12118938
>>12118949
>>12118958
this is bullish tbqh

[Anonymous No.12118969]

>>12118923

Yeah you got sniped. It happens. Same thing happened to me this morning, too.

[Anonymous No.12118980]

>>12118964
You must be numb by now.

[Anonymous No.12118986]

>>12118967
yep when everyone else is fearful, be greedy

literally just buy and buy some more brehs, stop spending money on useless stuff and just BUY EQUITIES

[Anonymous No.12118989]

Crash Market?
[X] Yes
[_] No

[Anonymous No.12118996]

Bloomberg talking about how this old news about J&J hit just after investors fled to pharma ETFs as they were seeing them as a save haven. Truly makes my noggin joggin.

[Anonymous No.12118997]

>>12118980
Lets just say that money doesn't mean much after the rides.

[Anonymous No.12118999]

Yes! WMT and TGT are getting sued over lead paint in toys. TGT stock is already low, WMT is hovering in low 90s now. More prime buying opportunities await. TGT has a fat div of 0.63. WMT's div is 0.52

[Anonymous No.12119009]

>>12118879
>record lows
You do know they've been dropping out NEETs, people with lower levels of education, people who havent been employed for a lengthy amountof time, and other large categories of jobless adults from the unemployment numbers and fucking up productivity reports for years, right?

You should take those statistics, all statistics really, with a grain of salt.

[Anonymous No.12119011]

>>12118999
>buying retail stores

[Anonymous No.12119012]

the level of delusion in bulls is beginning to rival coiners lmfao

as expected of non-human mutts tbqh

[Anonymous No.12119021]

>>12119009
this guy knows

[Anonymous No.12119036]

>>12118891
update: pierced now

[Anonymous No.12119047]

sub 2.6k

bear 2019 here we come :)

thank you brexit

[Anonymous No.12119049]

Here we go. Come on baby

[Anonymous No.12119055]

We are back and never going below 2600 again

[Anonymous No.12119057]

>>12119009
ROUND UP, HUMAN EDITION

[Anonymous No.12119067]

>>12119055
>>12119049
you have no power here

SOUR HOUR

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12119071]

>tfw your losses should make you suicidal but you already are
Checkmate, bogdanoff

[Anonymous No.12119081]

>down again
When is the last time the market went up on a Friday? It feels like it's been months.

[Anonymous No.12119090]

just end this suffering

[Anonymous No.12119093]

>>12119055
>>12119049
Looks weak

[Anonymous No.12119099]

all in on Apple. I always laugh whenever people doubt it.

[Anonymous No.12119105]

>>12119099
>Investing in the ghost of Steve Jobs
AMZN > APPL

[Anonymous No.12119117]

lol, bears

[Anonymous No.12119119]

>when everyone so depressed because of the market they accept guro as a normally

[Anonymous No.12119126]

>>12119099
Remember when AAPL almost went bankrupt and it's stock was only a couple bucks?
I do.
They don't have the "Magic of Steve Jobs" anymore to rely upon either.

[Anonymous No.12119127]

>>12118923
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.12119128]

LETS GO BULLLLLLS

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12119132]

>>12119071
>tfw sideways over the last 3 months

I'm ok with this

>>12119119
I've been desensitized to gore ever since I was an edgy middle schooler watching videos on bestgore

[Anonymous No.12119134]

>>12119099

[Anonymous No.12119139]

>>12119126
I hope AMD tanks to a "few bucks" again.

[Anonymous No.12119143]

>>12119128
You are going to get destroyed, sorry

[Anonymous No.12119153]

>>12119036

Candle body back above. It's a fight out there.

[Anonymous No.12119163]

>>12119139

[Anonymous No.12119168]

>>12119081
TODAY MOTHER FUCKER GET HYPE

[Anonymous No.12119176]

I WANT 5 BULLS ON THE FIELD STAT
FIRE

[Anonymous No.12119182]

>>12119153
SPY had a massive buy @ 260 that stopped it from going under kek
was good stuff very night knife fight going on with pricee

>>12119132
based middle schooler gore watcher
bestgore should be taught in school

[Anonymous No.12119189]

Bulls arrived

[Anonymous No.12119191]

Bulls woke up. Make it count boys! CHARGE!!!

[Anonymous No.12119197]

>>12119093
still weak

[Anonymous No.12119198]

The SPY will never fall under $260 ever again

[Anonymous No.12119200]

>>12119126
It's literally impossible for Apple to go bankrupt.

[Anonymous No.12119215]

>"b-bulls arrived"
>still down 1.7% on the daily
uh-huh

[Anonymous No.12119222]

>>12119189
>>12119191
kek
can smell the bull fear
you need for watch dom the sellers only stepped away for moment to give them more room for sell

We 99% sure gonna go under 259 today
bulls completely at mercy of super large spec buyers

[Anonymous No.12119226]

>>12119200
Is this sarcasm?

[Anonymous No.12119231]

>in line for robinhood checkings and savings
>+1000 spots at 3am this morning
>-100 spots at 3pm
>i can tap 1000 more times now
>every tap in your favor moves someone else down in line
>1000 taps later at 3:15pm i am now up 944 spots today,

holy shit the behavioral conditioning

[Anonymous No.12119245]

>>12119231

So robins is a clicker game now?

[Anonymous No.12119247]

>>12119231
They literally built a gacha system for getting stocks, there's no surprise here

[Anonymous No.12119249]

>>12119231
tap on your screen monkey tap

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12119255]

>>12119182
I took a "medical skills" class when I was in the 8th grade, and I can remember some firefighters coming over and talking about what it was like to be a first responder, and they showed the class some stock gore pictures from rotten.com and claiming that they "happened in the area"
Here's a good "shock factor" gore video from bestgore, if you haven't seen it
I'm neutral to gore now
I used to be interested in it when I was in my edgy middle schooler phase, but now I'm just indifferent to it

http://www.bestgore.com/beheading/struggle-man-peel-face-hand-cut-off-brutal-beheading-flimsy-blade/

[Anonymous No.12119261]

>>12119231
what is the point of the 3% bank account? why would you leave cash making basically inflation when you could be making 15%+ in 2x leveraged ETFs?

[Anonymous No.12119270]

>>12119261
Gotta have some place to hold cash for your debit card

[Anonymous No.12119277]

>>12119270
but you should never really have more than say $2,000 in cash on hand, cuz why do that? if you have an emergency you just sell your mooning equities

[Anonymous No.12119292]

>>12119277
3% is not a bad rate on that $2000, and you don't have to wait for slow ass transfers to a real bank account

[Anonymous No.12119310]

>>12119277
>no more than $2000 on hand

[Anonymous No.12119330]

>>12119261
>inflation is 3%
>why have savings when leveraged etfs exist
If only I put my money into xiv!!!

[Anonymous No.12119331]

if dividends are my friends does this also mean preferred stocks are my friends too?

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12119351]

I was doing pretty good today, too
It's only .96%, though, so it doesn't really matter at all
By the way, I'm bullish in the long term when it comes to the stocks I buy, but I don't really care about the short term price action
Apologies to anyone who bought into something I mentioned looking for short term profits, but if you're willing to be patient and hold through volatility, then I think you'll find that your choice will pay off

[Anonymous No.12119356]

I try and I try to be a divi bro, but in the end i sell it all for x3 etfs by the end of the week

[Anonymous No.12119361]

>>12118833
Typically, your broker won't actually credit your account with it until after the close of business on the day it pays out.

[Anonymous No.12119367]

>>12119351
I lost more than your entire portfolio today

[Anonymous No.12119370]

Anyone holding DE? Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.12119373]

>>12117246
HR is the absolute lowest form of human life

[Anonymous No.12119375]

>>12119351
Anyone dumb enough to listen to biz deserves to lose money

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12119389]

>>12119356
>muh instant gratification

>>12119367
what did you lose the money on

>>12119375
it is a valuable learning experience that you should always do your own research and not let other people make your decisions for you

[Anonymous No.12119397]

>we are going to make lower lows before the close

[Earnings Badger No.12119407]

>>12119351
you cant be bullish with that shit

[Anonymous No.12119413]

Fuck it i'm buying CRON. Gap up filled. Higher high and higher low on hourly today.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12119417]

>>12119407
>implying you know anything about the companies I own

[Anonymous No.12119428]

oh man oh man is 260 gonna break the suspense am killing meh

[Anonymous No.12119430]

>British American Tobacco PLC's PE Ratio for today is 1.42

[Anonymous No.12119431]

>>12119356
Just buy options with your dividends

[Anonymous No.12119434]

>>12119428
do you still work for hillary?

[Earnings Badger No.12119443]

>>12119417
I know its fucking shit

[Anonymous No.12119456]

>>12119434
yes

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12119467]

>>12119443
You don't know that, actually
I'm assuming you just think they're shit because they're small-cap biotech companies and you have no ability to tell if a biotech company is good or bad, so you just call them all memes

If my portfolio is so shit, then post yours

[Anonymous No.12119476]

holy shit monday is going to be nasty

[Anonymous No.12119477]

Everyone calm down on JNJ. The stock already had a 5 billion dollar jury award priced into it for this talc issue. This is extremely old news and the Reuter’s article is pretty thin.

[Anonymous No.12119478]

another massive buy @ 260.17 whewwww today am crazy

[Anonymous No.12119488]

>>12119476
Who 12/21 calls here?

Absolutely JUST

[Anonymous No.12119491]

>>12119476
huge gap down, then the rally begins

[Anonymous No.12119493]

LOLI DIVISION CHARGE!!!!

[Anonymous No.12119496]

>>12119477
>Everyone calm down on JNJ.

[Anonymous No.12119500]

Well, i think I'm going to liquidate a bit and keep some more cash on hand. What's your guys most confident hold? Mines V

[Anonymous No.12119503]

>>12119500
WM and XEL

[Anonymous No.12119519]

>>12119500
>What's your guys most confident hold?
Yesterday I would have told you JNJ.

[Anonymous No.12119521]

>>12119493
I have word they might be sending in the Golden bull last minute
take cover

[Anonymous No.12119523]

>>12119500
For me, its TQQQ

[Anonymous No.12119522]

>>12119496
They're not actually going to lose money, so this is just a dip

[Anonymous No.12119529]

>below 2600
It's ogre bulls, the bears won.

[Earnings Badger No.12119531]

>>12119467
Not the companies YOu make or loose like 1-3$ a day its a waste of time at that point

the harddrive space taken up by the .png file is more valuable than the gains.

[Anonymous No.12119533]

LOLI SAPPERS TO THE FRONT LINE!!!

[Anonymous No.12119538]

[Anonymous No.12119548]

260 BREACHED
BULLS LOSE DESPITE THEIR BEST EFFORTS

[Anonymous No.12119549]

time for LABU!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.12119550]

>>12119488
I have 12/21 $175 QQQ calls

Down 99%

[Anonymous No.12119553]

>>12119522
Normies will stop buying their products. Fucking up is one thing but covering it up is a whole other level. That is malice.

[Anonymous No.12119562]

THIS IS OGRE

[Anonymous No.12119567]

>>12119550
>/NASDAQ'd/

[Anonymous No.12119571]

>>12119523
>TQQQ
How are the fees? How's that Leverage Decay treating you?

[Anonymous No.12119572]

Look at the end of 2007 fools. THE EXACT SAME IS HAPPENING NOW. WE broke 260. The next stop is 130. Get out now.

[Anonymous No.12119574]

TQQQ SUPPORT AT 42.80

[Anonymous No.12119576]

>faggot americans ITT who are about to go cash because "ABLOO ABLOO, MUH NASDAQ IS DOWN TO +1% 1y"

Grow some balls.

[Anonymous No.12119579]

>>12119550
JUST

[Anonymous No.12119581]

HOW LOW CAN IT GO

[Anonymous No.12119583]

>>12119553
There is no proof they tried to cover up anything, this is a market manipulation article by reuters

[Anonymous No.12119593]

This insane drop in oil in spite of cuts and years of lower investment means demand is fucked and the recession has already begun doesn't it? There's no way the S&P and crude make new highs after this drop.I used to think it was just fat pig specs shitting on the price but I'm not so sure anymore.

[Anonymous No.12119594]

>tfw have too much cash anyways
bring me cheapies

[Anonymous No.12119614]

AIR STRIKES! GO!

[Anonymous No.12119618]

>>12119503
I have WM too. AQN is my utility stock and I'm thinking about picking up some XEL and WTR. Probably dumping my tech stocks till the dust settles but i cant bring my fingers to hit the fucking sell button

[Anonymous No.12119631]

>>12119576
its down 20%

[Anonymous No.12119637]

>bulls fighting back in the closing minutes to defend 2600
God damn this is a fucking brutal knife fight.

[Anonymous No.12119640]

>>12119567
>>12119579
is there any hope

[Anonymous No.12119647]

>>12119548

[Anonymous No.12119649]

NAVY BOMBARD THE COAST!!!

[Anonymous No.12119651]

>>12119519
Nothing is certain in this game
>>12119523
You're probably gonna get fucked, bigly. Sorry dude

[Anonymous No.12119654]

>>12119631
YTD Nasdaq is down 0.28% as of right now
1Y Nasdaq is UP 0.70%

Americans are such crybabies.

[Anonymous No.12119655]

above 2600 again

[Anonymous No.12119657]

>>12119553
>Normies will stop buying their products
Might I ask why you think this? People here binge on McDonalds and have shown time and time again that they'll endure all kinds of fucked up business tactics in the name of a cheaper price. I could see the argument if we were talking some luxury meme brand, but JNJ operates on the backs of Walmart shoppers and other people buying cheap shit in bulk for entire families. I just dont see JNJ just falling off the side of a cliff as a business.

[Anonymous No.12119658]

>>12119640
you kept some powder dry, right anon

[Anonymous No.12119659]

>>12119637
So fucken proud of the bulls.

[Anonymous No.12119660]

>>12119500
PEP

[Anonymous No.12119663]

SIT DOWN BULLS

[Anonymous No.12119668]

>>12119649

MOAR!! MOOOOOOOOAR!!!

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12119672]

I have a confession
I unloaded UDOW at open today for SPYD
I'm so sorry my leveraged frens, but now is not the time

[Anonymous No.12119680]

>>12119657
>Might I ask why you think this?
Dead cancer babies.

[Anonymous No.12119683]

BULLS UNITE
WHERE MY TQQQ BROS AT
NEVER SELL
NEVER GIVE UP
BULLS ALWAYS WIN

[Anonymous No.12119687]

>>12119668

[Anonymous No.12119696]

>>12119659
This is so fucking tense man. Watching the minutes chart beats any Friday night thriller movie for me.

What the fuck is wrong with me?

[Anonymous No.12119698]

2600.16?

[Anonymous No.12119700]

[Anonymous No.12119713]

Jesus christ that was a nailbiter.

[Anonymous No.12119712]

We did it bulls
we valiantly defended 260
Golden bull starts monday

[Anonymous No.12119718]

The real gains were the animu we saw posted along the way.

[Anonymous No.12119719]

>>12119687
>>12119647

shut up
bulls lost bigly today and you know it

[Anonymous No.12119730]

Tobin's Q boys.
Look at the dates, when Q is high a correction/recession is due. Make your money and get your options ready for blood in the streets

[Anonymous No.12119739]

Who ready for Green Monday

[Anonymous No.12119751]

>>12119719
>lose
>claim victory anyway

Absolute state of bears I swear.

[Anonymous No.12119752]

>>12119719
Bulls won hater, get overr it

[Anonymous No.12119755]

Are you people delusional? We are at yearly lows. There is no rally from this until trade deal in March.

[Anonymous No.12119756]

>>12119712
the golden bull was supposed to start last monday

[Anonymous No.12119764]

>closed below 260
NO NO NO NO NO

THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.12119767]

>>12119755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyz_2DEah4o

[Anonymous No.12119768]

>>12119730
do the highs coincide with coming recessions

should we market sell 100% monday morning

[Anonymous No.12119775]

>>12119755
>>12119752
>>12119751
BULLS WERE RAPED LIKE A SPECIAL NEEDS STUPID IN MIDDLE SCHOOL
YOU ARE DELUSIONAL

ARGHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.12119779]

>https://www.marketwatch.com/story/stock-investors-you-have-now-been-warned-for-the-last-time-2018-12-14

[Anonymous No.12119780]

>>12119680
Despite how fucked up it is, I think the actual impact thats going to have on the actual business is being overstated. I guarantee if you go to your local Walmart tomorrow you're still going to see hoards of women pushing carts with JNJ products in them. And on top of that, I'd be willing to guess that JNJ probably has had a rainy day account accruing interest for decades at this point, entirely meant to take care of exactly this problem if it ever came into public awareness. I dont see this being anything like a nail in the coffin for them, unless there's a real reason for their present day sales to take a hit.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12119793]

>>12119785
>>12119785
>>12119785
NEW THREAD

[Anonymous No.12119797]

>>12119768
>do the highs coincide with coming recessions
Yes, but the timing isn't exact.

>should we market sell 100% monday morning
Not necessarily, if you can spare 0.5-1% of you portfolio to far OTM puts on the S&P500 that would be the ultimate big brain play

http://fortune.com/2013/09/25/waiting-for-the-next-stock-market-crash/

[Anonymous No.12119803]

>>12119779
how much do you pay for his newsletters

[Anonymous No.12119805]

>>12119797
how far out of the money and in the future do you own your puts? like next July 40% below current valuations type of thing?

[Anonymous No.12119815]

Can someone tell my why ROYT's dividends are so high? They are almost 20% of their stock price. I have been thinking about it for a few days, and I have come to the conclusion that I must be missing some major fact about the company. If dividends are this high, under normal circumstances, shouldn't people be buying up the stock to the point where it goes up high enough that the dividend rate becomes more normal? Because it seems like an incredibly good scenario to put as much money as you can in ROYT since it's giving almost 2% dividends a month.
I've read about it and I've read their filings and I can't find anything indicating why people are staying away from this.

[Anonymous No.12119856]

>>12119775
>RAPED LIKE A SPECIAL NEEDS STUPID IN MIDDLE SCHOOL
personal experience?

[Anonymous No.12119864]

>>12119815
they were at $3 a few months ago. stock price is in half now. that 20% yield doesn't help much when you lose 50% on the underlying. it's all risk adjusted, there is no free lunch

[Anonymous No.12119870]

>>12117212
findom should be doxed to the IRS. thot audit.

[Anonymous No.12119873]

>>12119805
I'm a europoor so I'm not in the market at all.
Read the article to see what spitznagel did, but he's expecting the S&P to half in the next correction IIRC.

“In April 2010, Universa paid about $2 each for S&P 500 put options expiring that May that would pay off if the index fell below 1,100. At the time, the index was around 1,200. The firm sold the puts as they soared to more than $60 each during the one-day crash on May 6, when the S&P fell as low as 1,066, erasing $862 billion in U.S. equity values in 20 minutes.”

[Anonymous No.12119992]

WTF? Where's my KO div? I bought in way before the EX pay date so it should be there. I have it set to drip so I should see a new partial share. The div payout is today. Market is closed.

[Anonymous No.12120046]

We stay green today boys?

[Anonymous No.12120109]

>>12120046
nah down about 6 grand

[Anonymous No.12120146]

>>12120109
Christ anon, what Boomer stocks did you invest in?

[Anonymous No.12120413]

>>12119553
normies don't know which brands they own unless they take the time to look at the back which they dont. half of their business isn't even consumer choice. they'll be fine

[Anonymous No.12120544]

>>12119992
Check back in a few hours or next morning. They never credit the div into your account during market hours on the day of.

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12120616]

>>12117555
>>12117595
holding long term is only a really effective strategy if you're holding for like 30 years. In our current market if you actually do want to make real money you have to insulate yourself from the crash.

That said, making money off of day to day market gyrations is just gambling.

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12120645]

>>12119231
>>12119261
It's not actually a savings or checking bank account, it's a cash management account, which means it's not FDIC insured. What they're actually doing is just putting all your money into T-bonds and skimping off the top of the interest payments. Looks like just some way to get around the new regulations on money market accounts.