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>was booked in for weekend shift by manager
>woken up by mother because i worked late last night (at requet)
>sleep deprived and literally have 15 minutes to get ready
>make it on time by sprinting and flooring it
>We're fucking CLOSED
>have to go back home and grin and bear it becaus ecan't bite the hand that feeds
I useally like my job but today I became this meme,

wageslave theread i guess

>> No.12199942

I cant imagine being a wagie again. I think I'd rather die

>> No.12199948

I kno the feels fren..

>> No.12199963
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>>12199939
forgot to add

>cant even tell manager shes off on holiday for the next 5 days
>because shes off and cant aurthrizie payments this sunday (deadline) I dont even get paid for 2 weeks

Fuck me

>> No.12200013

why not get into a trade then?
honestly the wagie memes only apply for shitty woman tier white collar jobs that japs an hero en masse from
if you just give a trade a shot i think you'll like it a lot better

>> No.12200081
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12200081

>office has voluntary secret santa
>decline to participate
>get called into bosses office
>"your attitude isolates you from the rest of the office"
>"if things don't change you will not make it through 2019"

>> No.12200087

>>12200013
>shitty woman tier white collar jobs

you nailed it. all the problems of office wagecucking come from dealing with roasties

>> No.12200102

>>12200087
women should straight up not be allowed to work

>> No.12200107

>>12200087
while i do agree i didn't mean in that way
i mean that the jobs themselves are feminine
they aren't physical, there is no craft in them
you can't look at the thing you're making and feel a sense of pride
they're feminine paper pushing jobs that disassociate men from manhood
i don't describe it very well because it is something very internal about the feel of both those types of jobs

>> No.12200127

>>12200102
their job should be being mothers
as it was for generations

>> No.12200151

>>12200107
I have a pretty cuchys receptionist job, literally getpaid toread 4chan and comics

>> No.12200155

>>12200081
LMAO AHAHAHHAAHAAHAAHAHAHA WHATS FUNNIEST IS IF YOU SAID THIS ANYWHERE ELSE BUT 4CHAN PEOPLE WOULD AGREE WITH YOUR FUCKING BOSS AHAHHAAHHAHAAHA

>> No.12200160

>>12199939
Why are you mad, you can just stay home all day?

>> No.12200167

>>12200160
Yeah to put it into neet perspective it's like showing up to school on a saturday or a snow day.

>> No.12200172

>>12200151
but you still say that it's wage cucking and that you get no enjoyment from it
really makes you think doesn't it

>> No.12200183

>>12200167
I'd be fucking happy that they're closed. Day off

>> No.12200196

>>12200081
you need to get yourself a comfy government job. basically impossible to fire me, i can just show up, do my set hours, get my decentish pay cheque and live a comfy life.

>> No.12200199

>>12200081
Please get a wrongful termination lawyer and post results I wanna see em cry

>> No.12200201

Isn't this a good thing? Basically getting paid for doing nothing. I always charge my boss for two hours when they don't tell me at least two hours before shift that I'm canceled. Funny how they couldn't ever tell when they won't need me before I started charging them for my time. Now suddenly they are able to tell time and count and other rudimentary parts of running a business. You have to hold them accountable for their behavior or they'll walk all over you.

>> No.12200214

>>12199939
FORCED MEME

>> No.12200278

>>12200183
>>12200167
>>12200160
Because he'a been jerked out of bed for nothing, and because being taken for granted by Miss Shekelberg who knows she can pull that shit on you and you'll eat it with a smile sucks

>> No.12200305

Ain't there laws also where you live that your employer has to tell you 24 hours before your shift if it's cancelled? I once had my boss trying to cancel a shift starting 630 at 1830 the day before lol. Ended up getting paid of course.

>> No.12200387

>>12199963
Ahahahaha this is so delicious..got paid on friday :^)
t. swissanon

>> No.12200485
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>>12199939
>walk into break room
>coworkers talking about ages they lost their virginity
>"so when did you lose yours anon?"
>start stuttering and mumbling
>"you're not a virgin are you? haha"
>"are you sure you're not gay?"
>just stay silent and stare at the table

>> No.12200769

>tfw workin mo-fr
>tfw no bosses asking to work weekends or something silly because we actually have labour laws
>tfw direct democracy to hinder jews to try and introduce laws that would fuck the worker sideways
ahh switzerland, how i love thee

>> No.12200815

>>12200485
that is rough

>> No.12200925
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12200925

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHIlRy_Hmmg

>I WANT A SONG!

You better give the man a song, wagie.

>> No.12201038

>>12200925
>americans get off on degrading people in public
lel the absolute state of the mutt

>> No.12201055

>>12200485
just lie to your coworkers, what the fuck does it matter, you should be changing employers every 2 years max anyway, just make up a bunch of shit, no one is ever going to hold you accountable for it.
fucking autists man

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>>12200925
YAAAAYYYY WAGIE MAKE A SONG AND DANCE

>> No.12201072

>>12200081
if you want the job then just participate and buy a $10 gift, what the fuck does it matter? 5 minutes on amazon to keep your shithead boss off your back.
just fake it till you make it.

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>>12200925
This is just sad... How do wagies live like this? Dance for me monkey!

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>>12199939
who working christmas eve here

>> No.12201123

>>12199939
Have a go at the shift manager on monday, it's literally his fault if he "forgets" that your closed on that weekend that speaks volumes about his competence.

>> No.12201132

>>12200081
>"Minimum wage minimum effort can I go now?"

Stand up to these fuckers anon.

>> No.12201140

>>12200155
Why should they be held accountable for a VOLUNTARY gift giving exercise?

>> No.12201157

>>12201118
Hahaha not me :^)

>> No.12201288

>>12201055
>"I'm not a virgin"
>"haha whatever helps you sleep at night"

>> No.12201304

>>12200081
That's what you get you Grinch fuck

>> No.12201309

>>12199939
wouldn't you have just felt relief and happiness that you got to go back and go to sleep?

>> No.12201323

>>12200196
LMAO I hope you get furloughed next week and they never agree to a solution to get it up and running again you fucking welfare queen.

>> No.12201352

>>12200485
next time sucker punch the biggest and toughest guy or most vocally abusive towards you of the bunch with some kind of heavy object so he is knocked out or bleeding heavily from his nose. then you need to pull his pants down and proceed to insert your erect penis into his asshole and begin thrusting in and out. then you need to make eye contact with the second toughest one in the group and say "do you think I'm a virgin now?" "do you think I'm gay now?". from then on everyone will treat you with respect and know you're an alpha. you just need to establish dominance

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>>12200081

>> No.12201383
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>>12200081
What is it with the US and humiliating wagies?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpPUUWp5sO4

>> No.12201395

>>12201309
nigger once im up im up. my whole day is fucked now

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>>12201383
WAGIE! I WANT A SONG! I WANT A SONG RAGIE WAGIE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHIlRy_Hmmg

fucking love this video I'm gonna jerk off to it look at that furious fresco smile

>> No.12201429

>>12200081
>Bossberg literally says you won't make it

Your boss is a /biz/ troll.

>> No.12201434

>>12201402
>Everybody get over here I WANT A SONG

>> No.12201442

>>12200485
>someone asks you a joke question
>start to literally shake softly
>"just stay silent and stare at the table"

Autism.

>> No.12201452

>>12201383

It''s the modern day version of freak shows. During the 19th century, people would go see deformed people humiliate themselves for entertainment. Nowadays, wealthy boomers derive a sort of sick pleasure from watching poor people have to humiliate themselves at work. It gives them a sense of superiority.

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Dance wagie dance!

https://youtu.be/KRD7V5guDqo

>> No.12201487

>>12200081
the fuck is wrong with you just do it, the risk to reward ratio is just not worth it

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>>12201118


and Day

x2 pay