/smg/ - Stonk Merlot Admiral

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12243629]

bounce edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
https://pastebin.com/vWhvyuCd

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread: >>12241333

[Anonymous No.12243643]

from the old:
hangman candle on the SPX 1min @ 2410 bulls should look for that to get broken before celebrating.

[Anonymous No.12243645]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12243658]

Where the fuck has lunch bro been?

[Anonymous No.12243682]

asking again: when is the next red boold Moon? is there a calendar for this stuff?

[Anonymous No.12243684]

>bear market

[Anonymous No.12243691]

>>12243658
please don't post such a terrifying cursed image here please, these graphs are scary enough.

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12243694]

>>12243658
>tfw inverse leveraged etfs are gonna pay me 50 cent dividend

[Anonymous No.12243696]

>>12243682
>boold
*blood

[Anonymous No.12243698]

Resume the dip

[Anonymous No.12243702]

SPX 2500 EOY

Screenshot this.

[Anonymous No.12243704]

if you were to buy SPY calls or SPY puts, expiring this Friday and both ATM prices

which would you buy?

honestly thinking of buying SPY puts just before close

[Anonymous No.12243716]

>>12243704
>honestly thinking of buying SPY puts just before close
even as a bear I think that is a very risky move

[Anonymous No.12243718]

>>12243696
>>12243682
found this:
https://www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/list-total-lunar.html

next one is 21 gen 2019
we are safe until then

[Anonymous No.12243719]

>>12243658
he and comfy were meeting IRL late december (today +- a week?)

so they probably met, and then had a good old fashion murder-suicide

or murder-arrested scenario

>or they lost their virginities to eachother and trancended this earthly plain of existance

[Anonymous No.12243720]

TRUMP SAVED US

[Anonymous No.12243722]

>>12243658
holidays?

[Anonymous No.12243724]

>>12243704
neither, implied vol is too high. even if you're right you'll probably lose money.

[Anonymous No.12243734]

AMD, YES!

[Anonymous No.12243742]

>>12243702
You mean end of day?

[Anonymous No.12243743]

>>12243734

HOLY SHIT

BASED

[Anonymous No.12243746]

>>12243698
you bear cucks are just laughable. Cant believe you fell for such an obvious trap

[Anonymous No.12243750]

thank of god we over 240
230 was too much

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12243755]

>>12243719
fucking hate fat bitches!! I bet shes snarling.. Those my french fries!! MY FRENCH FRIES!! YOU LITTLE BITCH!! TRYING TO GRAB MY FRENCH FRIES?!?!?!

Then she probably sat there and at french fries

[Anonymous No.12243761]

>>12243631
This is a nice chart. Where's it from?

I can't easily tell the number of dots on each quadrant, and I have no idea what companies are represented.

[Anonymous No.12243766]

>>12243743
ayyy

[Anonymous No.12243771]

THEY CANT STOP THE BUYING

[Anonymous No.12243777]

Trump says "nows a good time to buy" toothless fox news watching hicks dump their money into the market...

You've been warned. Nothing is going to stop this ressession - we didn't recover form the last one. This time we're looking at depression level collapse. Don't buy for another 1-1.5 years unless we join ww3.

[Anonymous No.12243778]

SPX BREAKTHROUGH 2400 TO 2500

[Anonymous No.12243792]

Oh. Boy.

[Anonymous No.12243794]

[Anonymous No.12243801]

>>12243643
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L4YrGaR8E4

[Anonymous No.12243804]

>>12243629
bull trap everything still looks overprice.

[Anonymous No.12243806]

>>12243777
No shit Sherlock. You’re dumb for not taking free money on this short term bump.

[Anonymous No.12243811]

>+2% in my portfolio

WE BACK BOIS

[Anonymous No.12243812]

>>12243801
epic

[Bobo No.12243817]

[Anonymous No.12243820]

faang is pumping hard that is good sign cause there will be more interested buyers in wider market.

again for dow total return investors, not traders, you have to start gradual buying when -20% levels reached otherwise you doing sin. at -30% you should be very agressive buyer

[Anonymous No.12243822]

Why is kraft Heinz taking such a beating for the past few years? The unwashed masses still love processed garbage, don't they?

[Anonymous No.12243825]

>>12243804

AHAHAHA LITERAL STATE OF BEARTARDS

[Anonymous No.12243826]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.12243836]

Daily reminder that your little santa claus rally will give you false hope that the bull has returned, but this is only a minor correction in a continuing downward spiral of the market, so enjoy it while it lasts, because you will rue this day.

[Anonymous No.12243841]

>>12243777
>we didn't recover form the last one
who cares, we're here to make money. dont fight the government you dummy

[Anonymous No.12243846]

>>12243755
too bad, she could be a cutie if she isnt the extroverted biatch she seems to be

also:
>dat stance/foot placement at the beginning
absolutely beautiful

>>12243761
google reverse image search? its been floating around /biz/ for a while now, since 2017 at least

[Anonymous No.12243847]

BEARS RUNNING FOR COVER WHEN???

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12243850]

>>12243836
STOP BUYING PLEASE

[Anonymous No.12243853]

>>12243825
>implying all the damage done to the stock market is going to be fixed over night.

shorting this market.

[Anonymous No.12243854]

>>12243820
Total “investors” are too cucked to buy now because they think they’ll get fined by Bogle for timing the market

[Anonymous No.12243858]

>>12243850
Oh by all means, keep buying. But remember to sell before the next drop that's inevitably coming next year, if not sooner.

[Anonymous No.12243862]

>>12243850

STAY RIGHT THERE

[Anonymous No.12243869]

So many mouths watering on WS just waiting to continue the dump on this new money

[Anonymous No.12243872]

>>12243850
Is it possible to hide namefags like this one?

[Anonymous No.12243877]

WE ARE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT

[Anonymous No.12243878]

dat feeling since I'm in Europe and didn't sell anything last Friday, can't do anything today either; oh well, God bless my dividends

[Anonymous No.12243880]

>>12243850

NO!

[Anonymous No.12243881]

>>12243872
yes

[Anonymous No.12243889]

>>12243881
How

[Anonymous No.12243890]

>>12243817

[Anonymous No.12243893]

>>12243889
yes

[Anonymous No.12243895]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgVg4hv10YM&t=0s
so guys? is he right?

[Anonymous No.12243898]

>>12243847
Already closed my puts last friday and have been locked out of the market because of closed europoor stock exchanges. Loving this rebound.
Except for AMD. That garbage stock somehow managed to be below my closing price even after this rally.

[Anonymous No.12243901]

Consider this:

Market cap for TQQQ: 3 Billion

Market cap for SQQQ: 729 Million.

The enlightened individual is short term bull, long term bear.

[Anonymous No.12243902]

Which should I buy, F or GE?

[Anonymous No.12243912]

JUST IMAGINE THE STRONGER BULLRUNS TOMORROW & FRIDAY

[Anonymous No.12243913]

>>12243902

Neither.

[Anonymous No.12243914]

Good day, still very bad months.

[Anonymous No.12243929]

is this the promised bull trap?

[Anonymous No.12243930]

>trump doesn't tweet
>market is green

I hope this continues for a few days

[Anonymous No.12243932]

>>12243872
wow you must be losing a lot lmao

[Anonymous No.12243934]

>>12243902
GM if you're looking for a car stock

ITW, MMM if you're looking for industrial

[Anonymous No.12243936]

How is MagneGas looking?
I saw another anon recommend it but idk
if I should dive in on it.

[Anonymous No.12243940]

>>12243902
I heard a convincing case made that automakers and airlines are almost never good buys long term.

[Anonymous No.12243943]

>>12243929
It's an oversold bounce. Reversal will take moar buying.

[Anonymous No.12243944]

>>12243801

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeN3ivzzwbA

[Anonymous No.12243950]

much short squeeze very wow

[Anonymous No.12243957]

By 4 PM SPX IS 2440

[Anonymous No.12243959]

>>12243932
>not wasting my life on 4chin
>don’t know all the functionalities
>losing a lot lmao
You’re not too smart are you

[Anonymous No.12243963]

thoughts on a 3pm dump?

[Anonymous No.12243967]

[Anonymous No.12243969]

>>12243934
Hmm thanks. Is GE destined to be gutter-tier forever? Figured it would be a bargain ripe for a turnaround.

[Anonymous No.12243977]

>>12243969
it could be, but i'm not the type of person to bet on something that could just as well fail. i'm risk adverse so I buy the safe bets

[Anonymous No.12243981]

any recommendations for stock to buy?

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12243999]

>>12243981
During a recession people still buy drugs.. so i'd have to say... LCI

[Anonymous No.12244000]

>>12243959
>fights the government and the fed
>thinks he's smart
pick one LMAO

[Anonymous No.12244001]

>>12243963

Unlikely. We're probably going to moon until January.

[Anonymous No.12244009]

>>12243944
pretty decent thanks for sharing, I've got a soft spot for any band that uses font that looks like cumshot across a spiders web

[Anonymous No.12244011]

Crash re-commencing?

[Anonymous No.12244028]

>>12243963
aren't TV news in mid day telling people about the rebound? what about people waking up late after Christmas? it's an half holiday for many today

[Anonymous No.12244035]

>down 20%
>up 2%
we're saved thank you trump

[Anonymous No.12244038]

[Anonymous No.12244046]

Wtf this so going down tomorrow right

[Anonymous No.12244052]

[Anonymous No.12244054]

>bulls already out of steam
could you at least hold till I can reopen my puts tomorrow? this is pathetic.

[Anonymous No.12244057]

>>12244046
No way man. I'm bear and there's just no way this will happen.

[Anonymous No.12244061]

>>12244000
Nothing I’ve said remotely deservesl those assumptions of yours. Sucks to be dumb like you

[Anonymous No.12244066]

>tfw you reach 10% decline and watch your investments lose $34K in unrealized losses

welp, i'm hoping to never sell so DCA is on the horizon for the next decade

[Anonymous No.12244070]

this market is so dumb

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12244071]

>>12244046
fuck i hope not! I just put my life savings in OTM SPY calls that expire on the 28th

[Anonymous No.12244076]

>>12244070
npbp

[Anonymous No.12244077]

>>12244061
i miss being 18. what did you get your bday

[Anonymous No.12244078]

Uff. That was scary lol

[Anonymous No.12244089]

>>12243977
Sensible, thanks fren

[Anonymous No.12244104]

First

[Anonymous No.12244105]

>bought a single share of SQQQ at 20
Wtf?!? I want my $0.80 back!

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12244108]

What am I supposed to buy right now? It doesn't look like anything I want is selling at the right price.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12244116]

Short SPY?

[Anonymous No.12244122]

>>12244105
how you doing texanon? havent been here in a while long enough to see any updates fromm ya

[Anonymous No.12244136]

>>12244122
Been busy, a little sick too. Starting a new job mid January so I’m finishing up stuff at my old job before I move.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12244141]

>>12244116
>>12244108
buy LCI

[Anonymous No.12244162]

>>12244077
>can’t keep up in logic
>retreats to character attacks
How embarrassing. You’re the one who started it. I’d shut up and walk away if I were you. Just remember you’re not smart and shouldn’t risk assuming you’re smart than a stranger.

[Anonymous No.12244166]

>>12244108
buy AAPL, it'll continue to be at the right price until its P/E is 15, and even then it's probably still worth it

KHC is currently sub 5 P/E

[Anonymous No.12244167]

Japanese TOPIX futures +3.51%

https://www.investing.com/indices/topix-futures

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12244171]

attempting to day trade 2 shares of SQQQ
will sell at EOD regardless of what price it's at

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12244173]

>>12244141
I was supposed to buy it like 2 hours ago, now it's not at the right price for me...

[Anonymous No.12244179]

>>12244167

Golden bull this week confirmed +10 %

[J Pow The Rekker !!MwsXSj7cIe5 No.12244181]

>>12244173
b but mid-teens.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12244187]

>>12244166
buying consumer discretionaries at the start of a recession is a great way to get fucking just'd.

[Anonymous No.12244195]

>>12244181
Filtered

[Anonymous No.12244197]

>>12244136
noice noice, I was p sick few weeks ago cuz of market not falling like I expected

[Anonymous No.12244198]

>>12244171
Why are you wasting your life like this?

[Anonymous No.12244199]

>>12244162
>I’d shut up and walk away if I were you.
k

>Just remember you’re not smart
still smarter than you tho

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12244202]

>>12244198
because I enjoy it

[Anonymous No.12244222]

>>12244199
Reality check: you’re solidly average but very very stubborn.

[Anonymous No.12244230]

>they didnt buy the dip

[Anonymous No.12244231]

>>12244202
Filtered

[Anonymous No.12244232]

>>12244202
Yikes

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12244235]

>>12244231
you have to be 18 to post here

[Anonymous No.12244238]

>>12244230
Short the bounce

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12244261]

Shorting silver. It's the only thing worth doing right now imo.

[Anonymous No.12244264]

>She wants a you but I already got her filtered

[Anonymous No.12244265]

hovering around 240 for a while now

[Anonymous No.12244274]

>>12244238
Nah, enjoy 2 months of rally though

[dick lick rick !!zynZB30m/99 No.12244275]

wheres the little faggot who doubted my call that today was the bottom? Fucking nerd post the screen cap. If you're still a bear you're literally retarded because this is going to 260

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12244277]

>>12244264
WTF is wrong with that thing? It's like its mother drank heavily and smoked crack while it was in the womb.

[Anonymous No.12244286]

>>12243629
Index funds, my boy.

Low or no fees, drop your money in and pick up more of it later. Only choice is whether to go aggressive, moderate, or conservative, you'll make money no matter what. Depends on how soon you want to pull it out.

[Anonymous No.12244307]

>>12244277
its a normal dog with its head tilted, its eyes are vertical its mouth is on the right and its forehead is on the left

[Anonymous No.12244308]

>>12244275
don't be so sure

[Anonymous No.12244322]

>>12244275
It's called a dead cat bounce, kid. And I hope there will be a lot more of them. Just keep buying the "dip".

[Anonymous No.12244331]

Anyone manage to get cheapies before the golden bull started?

[dick lick rick !!zynZB30m/99 No.12244336]

>>12244322

im already up +6% on my swing, retard, and it'll be +15% by end of week. I bought my first tranches last friday. Im not a mongoloid hodl trader

[Anonymous No.12244343]

>people seriously getting bullish over a little relief rally
After 10 days of dropping, any market would need to recover. Zoom out. We're still in a bear market. The 200 EMA just crossed over the 100 EMA on the SPX daily chart. This is far from over and only just getting started.

[Anonymous No.12244347]

>>12244331
BOT 55 VOO @ $216.50

[Anonymous No.12244361]

>>12244343

This. If you look at the daily charts during 2008 and 2009 there were huge swings day to day.

[Anonymous No.12244367]

>>12244343
let bulls have this one
they really really need a win

[Anonymous No.12244376]

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-12-26/insider-stock-purchases-surge-8-year-high

Is this it? Is this true? I know you guys don't like Zerohedge here but the veracity of their articles indicating a bounce, such as hedge funds funneling over $60B into equities just this week + plunge protection team stepping in seems to all be true.

[Anonymous No.12244378]

would probably kms if i was a bear right now

they are DYING OUT THERE

[J Pow The Rekker !!MwsXSj7cIe5 No.12244385]

>>12244378
haven't hit the euphoria of shorting yet.

[Anonymous No.12244386]

>>12244376

It's true, but they can't stem the tide forever. 2018 was the top. Screenshot this.

[Anonymous No.12244388]

>>12244343
I think there will be retrace up to 25k$ area on DJI, then we go down again for few years.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12244391]

>>12244376
This is a selling opportunity.

[Anonymous No.12244400]

the DAQ is BACK

[Anonymous No.12244406]

>>12244378
no they arent -_-;
most bears stopped shorting around 232

we arent gonna see big bear short intrest return until 250

[Anonymous No.12244416]

>>12244386

I don't doubt it - I've been preaching a bear market coming all year and nobody listened.

[Anonymous No.12244426]

>>12244416
this is true i remember your posts

[Anonymous No.12244431]

This is also due to a major short squeeze: smart money isn't going to let everyone get rich when everyone's herding onto the PUT side. That coupled with their inside buying, this all makes sense.

[Anonymous No.12244440]

>>12244406
They will all be liquidated on the FACEMELTING. GOLDEN. RALLY 2500 - 2700

[Anonymous No.12244442]

>>12244166
KHC is on a consistent decline for at least the last 2 years. Check out the graph it's basically straight down. Wtf is happening there?

Fugg Me for not buying more apple.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12244445]

some one give me an REIT that's been beat the fuck up but pays a retarded dividend and I can grab some cheapies on.

[Anonymous No.12244447]

AMD!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.12244448]

>>12244426

<3

[Anonymous No.12244454]

>>12244445
GOV has a decent 20% dividend

[Anonymous No.12244465]

>>12244376
Insiders are probably only buying because they see the markets are rallying.

>>12244388
25,000 is highly unlikely to happen. Too much capital is needed for that and not enough retail or institutional investors are willing to put money into the markets because of the uncertainty.

Remember: Saudi Arabia is going to go bankrupt. Its downfall will be the catalyst for the next worldwide depression.

[J Pow The Rekker !!MwsXSj7cIe5 No.12244466]

>>12244445
SNH

[Anonymous No.12244486]

>>12244465
Insiders and institutions are the market movers. They're the ones causing the rally, not the other way around. The question is how sustainable is this rally and should we buy in to join the ride?

[Anonymous No.12244489]

>>12244376
it can be true, and the market can continue to dump as these insiders buy.

[Anonymous No.12244499]

GO BACK DOWN DAMMN IT

I wanna get some cheapie Disney and tobaccy

[Anonymous No.12244504]

>>12244445
GAIN, GOOD, CASH

[Anonymous No.12244507]

>>12244486
As another poster mentioned, this is most likely a short squeeze. If you look on the shorter time frame charts, you'll see that many bullish candles have wicks on the upside indicating a lot of selling--as in insiders are selling to the late shorters' buy stops that are being triggered.

[Anonymous No.12244512]

>>12243702

SPX 2500 EOY

THIS WILL AGE WELL

[Anonymous No.12244514]

>>12244489
I agree but since so many people are gone for Christmas and New Years, low volume environments coupled with mass buying by institutions are going to be heavily in our favor (if you're bullish)

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12244517]

>>12244504
Sounds like a pretty Chad portfolio.

[Anonymous No.12244525]

>>12244514
normies literally don't matter. only banks that aren't the big 5 actually affect the market.

[Anonymous No.12244538]

>>12243658
>lunch
where the fuck has reluctant kneepad girl been??

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12244544]

>>12244538
>>12244406

[Anonymous No.12244545]

>>12244507
This ISN'T A SHORT SQUEEZE
This rally is a result of SHORTS COVERING

Bears WILL STRIKE BACK and that's where you MIGHT see a short squeeze if BULLS CAN MANAGE IT

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12244551]

>>12244538
>where the fuck has reluctant kneepad girl been??
why does anybody care about that larping faggot?

[Anonymous No.12244554]

>>12244545
Why would shorts cover?

[Anonymous No.12244558]

>>12244507

You're absolutely right

[Anonymous No.12244562]

>>12244554
Because THEY MADE INSANE PROFIT

[Anonymous No.12244563]

>>12244554
Large specs covered their shorts according to the COT you NEWB

[Anonymous No.12244566]

>PANW
Damn, Palo Alto doesn't seem like it was hit very hard by the tech trashing. Is this one a winner?

[Anonymous No.12244569]

>>12244551
This and pic related

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12244571]

>>12244554
to lock in profits and short again at a higher level

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12244578]

>>12244554
cause they went heavily short at the bottom and need to show losses for taxes.

[Anonymous No.12244588]

Double top. GET THE FUCK OUT.

[Anonymous No.12244589]

Monthly bounce off the bottom bollinger band
Enjoy the year long rally

[Anonymous No.12244595]

So I placed some calls on GLD last night and this morning the market is back...
I'm just trying to learn this shit.
What does the Greek in pic related correspond to?

[Anonymous No.12244603]

Fuck IB need to hurry up and verify my ID... Will I miss the bull run?

[Anonymous No.12244615]

>>12244603
you're missing a recession. relax.

[Anonymous No.12244616]

Get ya Campbell soup cheapies onapais!

[Anonymous No.12244619]

>>12244551
>LITTERALLY described yourself

[J Pow The Rekker !!MwsXSj7cIe5 No.12244622]

>>12244603
no but they will nickel and dime you every way possible. have you watched the videos of the ceo. sounds like he is a scammer straight from /biz/

[Anonymous No.12244623]

>>12244507
Threadly reminder that technical analysis is bunkum science equivalent to seeing patterns in tealeaves

[Anonymous No.12244644]

>buy the dip

Ahahahahaha

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12244646]

>>12244623
technical analysis is just a way to sucker in lazy fucks to the stock market.. ooohh look how easy it is.. buy at this line and sell at this line!!

LOOK HOW EASY IT IS!!

DON'T EVEN LOOK INTO WHAT YOU ARE TRADING!! JUST FOLLOW LINES AND BECOME RICH!!!

lazy newbs fall for it all the time.

[Anonymous No.12244660]

>>12244440
kek maybe
where most intense battle will be fight am at 257
thats where super large specs shorted last time and they almost always like to make same play

270 would be very comfy to return to tho
honestly being below 250 kinda scary even for someone who short inclined

[Anonymous No.12244661]

>>12244644
thank you i will! i've got orders in for much lower too.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12244663]

>>12244623
if we all trade based on the patterns in the tealeaves and use the same cup, we're gonna make it boys! I get to use the cup first though faggots. You can look at it after my trades are accepted.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12244672]

>>12244660
is that how you turn an $.89 onion into a $10 onion?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12244677]

>>12244646
and sometimes your fundamentals give a valuation of LCI in the mid teens, with expected growth to above $20.

[Anonymous No.12244684]

>>12243734
>>12243743
Still looking forward to the actual Zen2 release. Shit is going to be cash.

Their press conference at CES on 8/9th January is something to look out for.

[Anonymous No.12244686]

>>12244623
>it's real

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12244692]

>>12244677
LCI is a solid investment at these levels forsure

GBR under 1.50 is solid too

[Anonymous No.12244703]

>>12244684
reminder that the market don't care about some glued together poozen for the goyim

[Anonymous No.12244706]

>>12244672
no like this

[Anonymous No.12244713]

Time to smash the bull

[Anonymous No.12244720]

TA is self fulfilling prophecy. It's real because people believe it's real, and algos are programmed to read tea leaves

[Anonymous No.12244723]

>>12244686
>he didn't know the classic vomiting camel pattern

[Anonymous No.12244724]

AMD MOON !!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.12244728]

>>12243801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbkWuVUkPmY

[Anonymous No.12244741]

>>12244445
don't forget the mortgage business; see stocks related to this one

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/NLY/?p=NLY

[Anonymous No.12244743]

I don't even want to check on my positions today. It's too depressing.
Sell now, get raped with $5,000 in taxes in April
Hold, positions go down to zero when I need them most.
Damned if I do, damned if I don't.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12244747]

Which one of you told me not to long oil in the last thread? Your fired.

[Anonymous No.12244750]

>>12244623
>>12244646
>>12244720
I don't care about the fancy stuff but trends are real and so are supports, resistances and volume.

[Anonymous No.12244759]

>tfw literally everything in tech and politics right now are entities positioning themselves for 5G

[Anonymous No.12244782]

>>12244623
That's because you try to be a "pro" investor...

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12244786]

>>12244759
Which REIT is positioning themselves for the 5 grams? I don't want to get caught with my pants down.

[Anonymous No.12244795]

>>12244782
The dogs of the Dow have awakened

[Anonymous No.12244797]

>>12244703
The market will once ROME eats into Intel's server market share.

[Anonymous No.12244801]

>>12244786
CCI and AMT, but 5G effects will reach very broadly, from consumer hardware, media, to infrastructure etc.

[Anonymous No.12244804]

>>12244795
GOLDEN BULL CONFIRMED

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12244809]

>>12244750
i understand that.. but depending on only TA is foolish imo.. sure.. it could work.. if you have a shit load of money and have a basic understanding of what you are actually trading.. but most the time.. TA is just a way to sucker in lazy newbs into the stock market

[Anonymous No.12244813]

FCC is propping up telecoms/media for 5G. So your safest bets are already established brands, not small cap startups

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12244823]

>>12244809
TA matters less and less the longer the timeframe, but it is somewhat reliable in the short term if you actually understand what you're doing
In the long term, though, fundamentals are all that really matters

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12244831]

>>12244801
so everybody that just bought the new $1200 iphone is going to have to buy the new $1500 one?

[Anonymous No.12244834]

>>12244623
still better than the global warming pseudoscience

[Anonymous No.12244843]

Damn bros and According to the Data Large specs havent even touched their Long positions for the VIX
They will knock it down 50% these coming weeks. No way they continue to hold vix at these rare highs

[Anonymous No.12244870]

>>12244831
buy AAPL

[Anonymous No.12244874]

>>12244801
>AMT
with a P/E of 58? mmmh

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12244887]

>>12244823
How are the fundamentals and understanding what you're doing with that SQQQ entry?

[Anonymous No.12244898]

>>12244874
REITs have higher P/E because they must dish out 90%+ in dividends to keep the tax advantaged status

[Anonymous No.12244900]

>>12244831
Yes, and they're going to have to get a Netflix subscription to stream Disney movies on their new iPhone, and some Bose headphones

>>12244874
Small-brained bean counters need not apply

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12244905]

>>12244887
i bought 2 shares with the intention of selling them at EOD
i'm not bearish overall, I just expected things to cool off a bit by the end of the day

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12244910]

>>12244843
Where is this data? I mean you're right we haven't even seen the second VIX spike on this bunny yet.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12244916]

>>12244905
>>12244887
i'm dipping my toes in day trading to see if I like it or not

[Anonymous No.12244929]

Who else here unironically and exclusively invest on a set date every month? (Indices).

Once I get more than 50.000-100.000 USD I might consider stock picking.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12244939]

this weed cartridge i got taste like crack.. you guys think they'll have an electronic crack pipe in the near future?

[Anonymous No.12244940]

>>12244910
https://www.barchart.com/futures/commitment-of-traders/technical-charts/VI*0
look at the 20 year, they almost never go this long

Yeah you should probably wait for the Bunny ears but Since svxy is half leverage you cant lose

[Anonymous No.12244953]

Sell now... taxes.
Hold now... positions don't recover.

[Anonymous No.12244960]

>>12244465
>Remember: Saudi Arabia is going to go bankrupt. Its downfall will be the catalyst for the next worldwide depression.

Got any link to support this claim?

[Anonymous No.12244974]

>>12244672
yes
it also how you turn 40 calorie union into 3000 calorie union
O_O

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12244993]

>>12244974
the price to calorie ratio sucks, better off with the raw onion. also you have more options with the raw onion since you can turn it into all kinds of stuff while the $10 onion is kinda stuck where it is.

[Anonymous No.12245003]

what if 5G gives cancer?

[Anonymous No.12245009]

>>12244993
imo worse part is entire bloomin union not even fill you up.... amirite hahaha

[Anonymous No.12245026]

>LCI had a dip early in the day
>woke up too late to buy in
>Buying now would still average down but not as much

The joys of working second shift. Fuck me.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12245034]

>>12245009

[Anonymous No.12245041]

>>12243846
looks like in the florida keys

[Anonymous No.12245044]

>>12245026
>buying a meme stock that is going to go to zero

just give me your money and I'll ensure it gets a solid return for the next 30 years

[Anonymous No.12245057]

Can't I just save up like 200-500k, give it to some fund and earn good money on it without having to do the investing myself?

[Anonymous No.12245060]

qqq cant break 150

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12245062]

>>12245009
I wouldn't know. I've only shared them with friends.

[Anonymous No.12245066]

>>12244929
I do for my IRA, yes.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12245069]

>>12245044
>going to zero
>85% institutional owned

[Anonymous No.12245070]

>>12245057
yes. vanguard or american funds are two of the top money managers

[Anonymous No.12245078]

looks like the golden bull is starting

[Anonymous No.12245081]

>>12245069
it'll go to zero long before it goes back to "mid teens"

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12245086]

>>12245062
>>12245009
i'd imagine this is what a person that eats a whole bloomin onion by themselves looks likes.. i'd also imagine this is what RKG looks likes.......

[Anonymous No.12245087]

>>12245044
I already have 90% of my dough in VTSAX.

Meme stocks are all I get to play with. I need some fun to watch day to day. Also, I agree with the short squeeze thesis.

I also put a small position in GALT. I don't fully understand the science but everything seems upbeat about it in articles. Not sure if the stocktwit people are delusional or not but they seem to think its good. Gotta have some degree of gambling in there.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12245129]

I so FOMO'd into SQQQ and hurt my self today...

[J Pow The Rekker !!MwsXSj7cIe5 No.12245135]

>>12245129
it will turn around tomorrow.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12245162]

Fugg go back down >:(
I need cheapies!!

[Anonymous No.12245164]

You know...nothing in life matters now because I know how to fucking juggle. Like I'll never be homeless anymore because I can juggle. Like no matter what happens I have a skill that I can use in capitalism. Like if I want to get degraded on camera for money? Lame and overdone...but have they ever juggled? Nope!!
Homeless on the streets begging for money?? Now imagine if I knew how to juggle. Like I literally saved myself from a life of poverty learning this

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12245171]

>>12245129
sold my SQQQ at a loss of less than $1.50 and bought a share of SVXY
good day overall, though

[Anonymous No.12245182]

>>12243846
>are you looking for "diagram"?
Fucking thanks google I know it's a goddamned diagram. And I know it's been posted on 4chan. Not much help there.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12245184]

>>12245164
You could also just sell crack rocks for a few months.

[Anonymous No.12245187]

Damn, this fucking rally though. Pretty impressive

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12245193]

>>12245184
or blooming onions

[Anonymous No.12245197]

>>12245164
Fucking kek where is this from? Is this copypasta or something?

[Anonymous No.12245204]

QQQ to the clouds bb

[Anonymous No.12245207]

>>12245129
sorry bit that was the absolute bottom, we are never ever going to see levels that low

[Anonymous No.12245213]

>>12245197
that guy made it, hes the class clown afterall

[Anonymous No.12245215]

>>12245197
Could be our resident communist.

[Anonymous No.12245222]

>>12245070
What I want to know is why don't you people do this? Why do you invest in stocks yourself instead of giving your money to a fund? These people are experts, use advanced machine learning algorithms. You can't compete with them.

Would investing by yourself really earn more money than just dumping your savings into a fund?

[Anonymous No.12245226]

richmond fed news was terrible

Massive rally. U wot m8

[Anonymous No.12245242]

>>12245164
kek

but you could also just learn to invest in dividend stocks and mutual funds that provide dividends and capital gains. next time this year i'll have earned $20,000 in 100% passive income that will be reinvested for the year ahead, and again in 2020, 2021, 2022, etc. each year with that number increasing, even if I don't add any more capital. i could go full NEET if I wanted to, but i'd rather not miss this rare opportunity of cost averaging down during a recession to get a higher yield on cost.

I think thats better than being a jester for youtube

[Anonymous No.12245243]

>>12243629
Short on New Years. Buy gold in May sell in September kys

[Anonymous No.12245244]

>>12245034
very true @_@
am have enough self control for not gaining THAT much weight tho
wouldnt be able for daytrade with out LOTS of discipline

the other problem with pregnatezone am it makes your limbs rot off

[Anonymous No.12245245]

>>12245222
Yes, actually. Index funds that match the stock market really are better than the experts. As sad as that is.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12245246]

>>12245171
I'm fucking pissed because I would be up over 50% if it wasn't for that shit.

[Anonymous No.12245259]

>>12245222
putting the money in individual divipend stocks feels better

[Anonymous No.12245261]

>>12245242
>>12245242
you post this every thread, of course everybody could make it with half a million dollars in cash lmao

[Anonymous No.12245263]

>>12245129

I told you niggers the NASDAQ was oversold, but you didn't listen.

The time to short is when the market is at a top, not when it's already corrected 20%.

[J Pow The Rekker !!MwsXSj7cIe5 No.12245268]

>>12245246
I prefer your other trading platform.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12245270]

>>12245244

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12245276]

>>12245246
Where is your other broker??

[Anonymous No.12245277]

>>12245222
>why don't you just give your money to a professional gambler instead of gambling it yourself?

Can't learn much that way. They don't have your best interests in mind. Past success is no guarantee of future performance.

And the thrill is gone tbqh desu des

[Anonymous No.12245284]

I bought $15k of URTY this morning. Am I doing it right?

[Anonymous No.12245287]

>>12245261
>half a million

not even close to half a million, i'm only about 330K (after this dip). dividends are your fren, fren. so is compounding interest on dividends and dividend growth.

[Anonymous No.12245295]

>>12245270

[Anonymous No.12245306]

>>12245246
you need to go back to your preschool fonted broker

[Anonymous No.12245322]

>>12245287
oh i see, so all we need is well over 300 thousand dollars in cash and we can make poverty money

where did you even get a full retirement portfolio from? was this an inheritance you smartly put into boomer divvys or did you invest yourself ?

[Anonymous No.12245325]

>>12245164
based and jugglepilled

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12245333]

>>12245276
>>12245306
Why would I want to pay commissions and not get 3% on my settled cash?

[Anonymous No.12245336]

Is this a good entry point?

TA fags help me read this diagram.

[Anonymous No.12245353]

>>12245336
Yea short now or you’ll miss this rare opportunity

[J Pow The Rekker !!MwsXSj7cIe5 No.12245357]

>>12245284
i opened a robinhood just because everyone else has one here. I use etrade as my regular broker. With my RH the only thing I bought was URTY. Check how well I've done.

[Anonymous No.12245362]

>>12245242
You don't get it. My life is different than yours...I can't just find a job and stick with it. I need to travel far far away and be the drifter. I do gay for pay on the side and prostitute myself and gay strip. This is the life of the jester, the life of the party. The broken the creative the FUNNY.

[Anonymous No.12245363]

>>12245336

[Anonymous No.12245365]

Jesus, this rally really is impressive. Fucking whiplash.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12245368]

>>12245336
Yes buy 100k

[Anonymous No.12245371]

>>12245353
ive never seen a trend line like this...

[Anonymous No.12245382]

>>12245336

Too soon. Acquire at below 15.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12245383]

>>12245244
cool that I guessed right
i like trying to guess things in all sorts of situations related to diseases or biology in some way
seeing the human side of a biotech company's target audience is always interesting

https://labiotech.eu/medical/neovacs-lupus-vaccine-phase-ii/

>>12245246
what happened to your runescape broker

[Anonymous No.12245384]

budding thread!
new!

>>12245372
>>12245372

[Anonymous No.12245387]

[Anonymous No.12245396]

>>12245365
just has to happen 3 more times and we're back where we started this year

[Anonymous No.12245405]

>>12245336
I would look for an entry at like 14.5

[Anonymous No.12245410]

>>12245322
i've been saving and investing close to 40% of my income for some time. that plus the bull run since 2009 has helped

[Anonymous No.12245457]

>>12245396
This. Look at the meme chart. We rally 3 days then we begin the dive

[Anonymous No.12245546]

Trump should tell people to buy the dip everyday regardless of whether there was a dip.

[Anonymous No.12245550]

>>12243629
y'all going to short the 10% (max) bounce right?

you're not gonna hold this shit in a bear market, right?

[Anonymous No.12245774]

>>12244623
>he doesn't understand the price of gold and how it came to where it is

LMAO

here's my trade today

[Anonymous No.12246102]

Why didn't I buy cheapies this morning