How to turn $5,832 into 7.5 million dollars?

[Anonymous No.12396325]

[Anonymous No.12396331]

We've already discussed this - buy chainlink.

Now fuck off.

[Anonymous No.12396339]

>>12396331
linkie fag

trx is the way to go the chinks are about to pump it

[Anonymous No.12396341]

I’m not gay or anything, but is that really you in the pictures? If so you’re pretty cute, have you considered a career in films or television?

[Anonymous No.12396354]

You got the wrong board buddy. This is the one where we turn 500k into 50k.

[Anonymous No.12396355]

>>12396339
>trx is the way to go the chinks are about to pump it
Yea give it a couple/few more weeks watch the sell off!

[Anonymous No.12396545]

>>12396325
don't worry friend, I'll tell you how for real
>learn2program
>make website
>sell gift wrapped boxes of garbage
>$5K doesn't get you shit for advertising
>instead do a clever viral marketing campaign
>send these gift wrapped boxes of garbage to youtubers with mail unboxing videos
>send them to politicians
>make youtube channel advertising product
>wait for the cash to roll in
>you now have $50K
>diversify your product
>sort the garbage and give themed tags
>box of candy wrappers that says "sorry I already ate all the candy"
>pick up literal dump trucks full of stuff from the junk yard to fill the boxes
>pick some mexicans up in front of your local supermarket at 7am in a truck and pay them to help you
>reach peak meme status
>add pointlessly expensive categories where you use gold wrapping paper and put a giant price tag on the box of garbage
>rake in the money
>~$7.5M in 1 year

[Anonymous No.12396725]

>>12396354
>having 500k to begin with
>this board