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[Anonymous No.12577123]

>never had sex before
>begin to get curious what a blowjob feels like
>read some guides online about how to give myself a blowjob
>gained over 50 lbs since my younger days
>convince myself everything will probably be okay
>lay down a towel on my bed, lift my legs up above my head
>begin to walk my legs down backwards along the wall.
>lift my head up to suck
>hear a crack and immense pain real sharp pain.

That was yesterday. Guys I went to my chiropractor today and he said I pulled some muscle in my spine. I forget the name of it. Either way I really am scared here because I work in construction and I needed my body to be able to pay the bills. I am going to call in sick today and am dreading the phone call to my Forman.

I told my chiropractor I was lifting the barbecue up the back stairs with a friend. He said from his estimates I might be off work for as long as 2 months. I'm going to be fucking ruined if this happens as rent Is in 1 week.

I come to you guys today to tell me which coin I can go all in on for a quick x2. I have a total of $4000 left over from buying up at $16k per btc and have just held it for the long term. Is there a quick coin you guys can suggest I can double my $4000 into 8k? I usually come here because you guys know the answer to everything. So please tell me what to do.

[Anonymous No.12577143]

>According to the saga the pagan traditions were based on a naturalistic philosophy, where it was regarded a virtue to "save and not spill ones semen or female ejaculate". This could be done by sharing the liquids in a "69" or by practicing autofellatio – which the family-saga names sauna-solmu. The Finnish expression for this "sacred vines" would be Viisauden Vesi—the water of wisdom, which in other traditions are known under cryptic terms such as "The Water of Life", "The Seeds of Life", "The Nectar of The Gods" or "The Elixir of the Blessed". In the early Christian context these classical issues were mistranslated, to "blood" and "flesh", to stigmatize the pagan peoples as wild beasts, vampires and cannibals. Paradoxically, the liturgy is still defining "the flesh and blood of Jesus" as our most sacred rite, the communion. Even if the tools of the communion today are explained to be "purely allegorical" their origin are still to be explained.[13]

>While the men would learn how to "curl up" in a "sauna-knot" and drink directly from their "clubs", the women would normally ingest their mahla, female ejaculation, with a straw

You should have done it in sauna like Ior Bock, it is easier that way because you are more flexible in heat.

[Anonymous No.12577144]

>>12577123
if this isn't bait get off 4chan

[Anonymous No.12577151]

>>12577144
it's old pasta, newfag

[Anonymous No.12577157]

once you’ve fully recovered and you’re ready to try again I suggest you do 15 minutes of stretching beforehand

[Anonymous No.12577183]

>>12577123
Not gonna lie. I've tried this before. My pepe too small.

[Anonymous No.12577195]

>>12577151
thanks fren, feels good to know there's people that wasted even more time on this board than me

[Anonymous No.12577219]

i got the head to my tongue before and had slight back pain for a while, no larp. its not worth it at all. it doesnt feel special since its your tongue. do not attempt

[Anonymous No.12577221]

>>12577195
I fell for the HODL meme, don't tell me. ATH wasn't really enough to making it, so still here, yes.

[Anonymous No.12577221,2]

>>12577221,1
My friend was just looking for this information. Thanks