/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.12610161]

Hey, check this out.

[Anonymous No.12610164]

*HONK*
*HONK*
*HOOOOONK*
I have an announcement everybody!!!! *HONK* Everybody, I have an announcement!!!!! *HONK HONK*

*blows up balloon and makes a balloon dog* This announcement is gonna be monumental!!!!!! *sprays water from fake flower* The biggest *slaps you with rubber chicken* most amazing announcement *pulls string and bowtie spins like a fan* you'll ever hear in your life!!!!!!!!!

Get ready, for *takes off size 30 shoe, inflating a giant balloon hammer, then whacks you with it* the announcement *starts pulling line of multi-colored cloth from throat* to end all announcements!!!!!!!!

And that announcement *gets in tiny car, drives around and then gets back out* is gonna be coming to you *pulls out gun* NOW!!!! "Bang!" *flag pops out upon firing*

Here, just lean your head in closer to this sack of announcements and you'll hear it!!!!!!!

Closer...

Clooooosssseerrrr...

*HOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNKKKKKKKK*
*presses a coconut pie into your face*

[Anonymous No.12610191]

EPPIC ..........RAP......... BATTLES.........OF HISTORYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!!!

JANNY!
VERSHUS
PEPE!

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[Pepe]
Listen here jannie, I'm about to tell a tale
Of a little NEET virgin whose life is an epic fail
I love Sneed and Bane, i gotta get my meme fix
And you know I hate gooks, faggots, niggers, and spics
Honnies sayin' I'm based, honnies say I'm redpilled
Honnies see me spitting bars at some loser gettin' grilled
I'm gettin' litty! Pour a drink in my cup
Looks like someone posted doggy doo, SO FUCKING CLEAN IT UP!

[Janny]
Let this be a warning.
My job isn't rewarding
I never really want to wake up in the morning.
I got fatty flabs, Hot Pockets are a must
And my fingers are always greasy from the fuckin' Cheeto dust.
I might not get paid, yeah I do it for free
but learn your fucking lesson: don't mess with me
Imma ban you
Imma ban you
Imma ban you
CUZ I AM A BAD JEW!

[Pepe]
Is that all you got?
your rap game is weak
Ban me! I don't give a fuck
I'll use a proxy for a week.
When I make a new thread you better bet it be a sticky
And then I BTFO all those shills that work for Mickey
I'll tell you one more time
my rhymes are prime
I get paid with (You)s and you don't even get a dime
Your mom just called and I gotta take a piss
So call me Sam Raimi. HOW'D I GET AWAY WITH THIS?

[Janny]
MUM! This guy is being mean to me
He gets all the chicks, and all I got is weeb 2D
Wait a sec, I gotta take a breath. My asthma's gettin' bad
I really hate that I'm a virgin, I'm jealous you're a chad
Will this be the night
Should I get my noose
Wait, that's not right
It couldn't hold me, it's no use
Guess I'll go get my dad's gun and pull the trigger
*BANG*

[Pepe]
Fuck Niggers,
Fuck Liberals,
Fuck Kikes
And Fuck Jannie.

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!

EPIcRAPbATTLESoFHiSTROY

[Anonymous No.12610225]

*ahem*
Fuck niggers and fuck jannies

[Anonymous No.12610245]

>>12610191
Imagine pining for Jannies attention this much that you've written a love poem to him. Did your bleeding asshole finally recovered? I see you are ready for another go.

[Anonymous No.12610252]

Pepe won this round

[Anonymous No.12610260]

>>12610252
If by 'won' you mean 'got assraped by Janny, then yes. He's a winner.

[Anonymous No.12610269]

>>12610245
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK JANNIES
AND FUCK (YOU)

[Anonymous No.12610329]

>>12610269
Stay still, Janny can't concentrate on dry thrusting into your asshole. Can you start bleeding already? Lubrication is needed.

[Anonymous No.12610405]

>>12610191
kino as fuck

[Anonymous No.12610469]

they banned me cause of a honk honk thread. disgusting.

[Anonymous No.12610500]

>>12610191
Holy based