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Do you ever get turds that are so large and solid that your shit sessions are very painful as it tears up your asshole a little bit and then it starts bleeding? This has been happening more and more these past few months.
Am I the only one?

>> No.12879558

In what world does talking about this touchy subject matter seem acceptable on a business messaging board. It's absolutely fucking disgusting and you should be ashamed of yourself.

>> No.12879591

>>12879558
>never gonna make it

>> No.12879607

I'm happy because I pooped at work twice today

>> No.12879620

>>12879558
t. shredded asshole from huge turds

>> No.12879639

>>12879607
That’s the most uncomfy shit (pun unintentional)
Only normalfags feet at ease at work

>> No.12879670

>>12879639
It's on work hours though so in a way the most cucked thing is to shit at home when you don't get paid for it.

>> No.12879678

>>12879558
Kek you're the guy who keeps complaining about people's spelling, aren't you?

>> No.12879686

>>12879528
Maybe fix your diet? Happens maybe once or twice per year for me when I eat crappy food. Never get any blood though.

>> No.12879701

>>12879528

You have an anal fissure, anon. If it starts to protrude like a roid you can tighten a rubber band around it (make it tighter everyday) until it falls of naturally. Otherwise the doc will just charge you up the ass (Kek) to cut it off himself.

>> No.12879711

>>12879639
>Not getting paid to shit
Never, ever going to make it.

>> No.12879758

>>12879528
Drink more water.

>> No.12879761

>>12879558
Literally butthurt over butthurt

>> No.12879803
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12879803

Haven’t shit for 3 days last time my turd was bigger than a baseball tore my asshole apart, I am scared

>> No.12880504

>>12879711
>>12879670
> not wagecucking remotely
Y I K E S

>> No.12881301

use stool softener and eat more fiber anon, you don't want anal fissures.

>> No.12881386

>>12879528

How much opiates do you do? Might wanna slow down...

>> No.12881397

Get a squaty potty you boomer fuck

>> No.12881405

>>12879701
That's a hemorrhoid. You can't ligate a fistula. They need to be incised usually.

>> No.12881413
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>>12881386
None but I do drink booze on a daily basis so it might have to do with dehydration as >>12879758
mentioned, I'll try drinking more water and eating more fruits for fibers.

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12881437

>>12879670
>not pretending to shit at work for free break time then shitting later at home in comfort