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Get your cheapies! Hot Fresh Cheapies! Edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://calendar.google.com/calendar/embed?src=moonmissioncontrol2.0%40gmail.com
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
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Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previously thread:
>>13089766

>> No.13091056

>there are now 3 active /smg/s
Lad pls, wait till 300+

>> No.13091057

Fake and gay

>> No.13091061 [DELETED] 

God save financials. Reminds me of 2007

>> No.13091065

this is all baggies fault

>> No.13091075
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Xth for subarashi bear gains
>I
>SAID
>L O W E R

>> No.13091085
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>>13091065
At least I put my money where my mouth was.

>> No.13091092

>>13091056
On the plus side we've killed a crypto shill thread.

>> No.13091093

>>13091042
That's a much greater timescale

>> No.13091099

Holy fuck did the yield curves

Last time this happened was in 2007


Were the bear fags right ?

>> No.13091101

>>13091092
Based. I’m sick of these link cultists

>> No.13091108
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13091108

Whats a good buy with $52 in cash?

>> No.13091110

>>13091099
Next is a fixed income disaster like we saw with bear stearns in 2007. God help us

>> No.13091112

>>13091108
Galt or lci.

>> No.13091118
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13091118

You come home early and find this guy farting in your bubble bath.. Wat do?

>> No.13091121

>>13091108

Take yourself out for a meal and a drink. It will be more rewarding.

>> No.13091127

>>13091118
Kill him and rape his corpse.

>> No.13091132

>>13091108
LPTX

>> No.13091137

>>13091043
wats Cheapies

>> No.13091149

>>13091108
sqqq

>> No.13091151

>>13091127
Careful with that edge, friend

>> No.13091161
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>back under 280
THE TIME IS NOW

>> No.13091163

>>13091118
Say wow dude what the fuck am I on right now?

>> No.13091164

>>13091056
we discussed this last thread see >>13090646
give reasons for forevery hold peace

>> No.13091173

>>13091092
>"in the near future /smg/ will replicate it self at a ever increasing speed, forcing the extinction of cryptothreads. This would alter be called the cryptocaust."

>> No.13091176

>Trump says he'll nominate stephen moore to federal reserve board
>green candle
Who what?

>> No.13091179

parties over. buying UVXY puts.

>> No.13091189
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DUBS AND GREEN ID AND WERE MAKING IT LADS THIS IS THE TIME

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>>13091176

>> No.13091194

>>13091173
https://www.investing.com/news/economy-news/trump-says-hell-nominate-stephen-moore-to-federal-reserve-board-1815638
“I believe the people on the Federal Reserve Board should be thrown out for economic malpractice,” Moore said Dec. 22 on Red Apple (NASDAQ:AAPL) Group chairman and chief executive John Catsimatidis’s radio show, blaming an end-of-the-year stock market swoon on the Fed’s rate hikes.

“Janet Yellen couldn’t have been any worse than the guy he’s got in there now,” Moore said of Powell. “I always thought he was a bad choice. He’s been a Fed guy for many years. Donald Trump wanted to drain the swamp. The Fed is the swamp.”

Moore is a former adviser on Trump’s campaign who helped write its economic agenda and a close Kudlow friend. He was a senior economist on the Congressional Joint Economic Committee, served on the editorial board of the Wall Street Journal and was an economic analyst for CNN.

Also under consideration for the board is Herman Cain, the former pizza company executive who ran for the 2012 Republican presidential nomination, according to the people, who asked not to be identified discussing Trump’s private deliberations.

>> No.13091197

>>13091189
You've murdered us all.

>> No.13091201

Is USNQX a good fund from USAA?

>> No.13091210

>>13091194
They put a "abolish the fed" guy on the fed board?

>> No.13091213
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>Confirmation that Powell is bad
>implies rate hikes incoming
>implies uncertainty
>implies something is wrong
RESUME DUMP

>> No.13091215

Seems like we're balancing out at -350

>> No.13091216

>>13091151
I always get this way when I play Morrowind.

>> No.13091217
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>>13091189

if dubs and green ID get
bear trap confirmed
300 SPY by May

>> No.13091220

>>13091193
>>13091194
Fucking based

>> No.13091227
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>>13091213
wrong pic

>> No.13091231

>>13091194
uh huh

>> No.13091233
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>>13090714
Go read investopedia or watch some yt tutorials. Don't come here and expect to be spoon fed, you utter imbecile. I somehow learned it too without having to ask random strangers online. You lazy waste of a human.

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Oh god

>> No.13091242

>>13091213
>implies rate hikes incoming
No. They think fed is too tight. They want lower rates. And possibly QE come September

>> No.13091244
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13091244

I'm beginning to regret buying GE stock

>> No.13091251

>>13091240
OH NO NO NO NO NO

>> No.13091253

>financial crisis in the works
>incompetent FED tries to manipulate the market making things worse
>incompetent politicians pushing for a (Green) New Deal preventing fast recovery

something something history repeats itself

>> No.13091260

If CNAT would do me the favor of dropping to a dollar I'd be very grateful

>> No.13091266

>>13091240
OH YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES

>> No.13091268

Can someone fucking explain to me how KinderMorgan is so strong lately? Went down like 20 cents today and is probably going to end up green.

>> No.13091271

>>13091240
it could just be like 1998...hahaaa

>> No.13091274

>>13091253
They need to make it illegal for AI to participate in the markets, like they do for wars.

>> No.13091277

If dubs and the sell off continues into the middle of next week. I will also get blown by a tall amazon broad and do cocaine off of her knockers.

>> No.13091280

I’m kind of worried rn. I’m tempted to move to the forest until this financial crisis passes through

>> No.13091282

>He thought it would go to 3000

>> No.13091289

>>13091253
This one's completely on the fed. Politicians come and go. They're all inbreds anyway. Fed knows how to deal with presidents they don't like

>> No.13091290

>>13091277
OK THIS IS BASED
THANK YOU BAGGIE

>> No.13091296

AAAAAAHHHHHH MAKE IT STOP

>> No.13091301

>>13091277
>77
Inb4 pendugay seethpost

>> No.13091303
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>>13091253
Look on the bright side, homes will become affordable

>>13091277
>I will also get blown by a tall amazon broad and do cocaine off of her knockers.
based, amazon broads are the best

>> No.13091308

>>13091253
Nazi's will return to power, this time in America, nobody will be able to oppose them this time, in fact the fragmented EU will join them.

>> No.13091315 [DELETED] 

>>13091289
>Hoover
>Bush
...... >Donald John Trump

>> No.13091317
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Very precarious

>> No.13091319
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>>13091308
Please, YES

>> No.13091323
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13091323

wtf red day
im going back to bed

>> No.13091344

laying comfy in bed as maids clean my house watching all my investments tank into nothing AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FUCK YOU TRUMP

>> No.13091348
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13091348

reeeee stop oscillating between 180.3x and 180.1x and PLUMMET

>> No.13091359

They just fired off up the afterburners we're off to the moon!

>> No.13091363

>>13091359
its going down more

>> No.13091382

We will end the day down less than 1%. Stupid oversell.

>> No.13091399

>>13091363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWqoacG6eGQ

>> No.13091413

>>13091244
Friend of mine just went to work for GE. His business will be fine because it's military contracts but I bet there is some fucked up management going on there right now

>> No.13091421

>>13091137
Discount shares.

>> No.13091425

>>13091303
yay

>> No.13091429

>>13091413
I only bought a few shares thinking it will go up due to the 777x coming out soon

>> No.13091431

CAG and GIS continue the chad run

>> No.13091442

These bounces off of 280-279.98 MUST be silenced.

>> No.13091445
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.13091448

>>13091194
>former pizza company

Moloch approved. This is adding more toxic goo to the swamp.

>> No.13091463
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>>13091217
1/2. We flat from here then?

>> No.13091469

>>13091266
Calm down. Calm down. Don't get a big DICK.

>> No.13091483

broke support
Headed down

>> No.13091490

>>13091445
Financials are dying

>> No.13091496

>>13091445
How can I get this display?

>> No.13091500

>>13091344
>not fucking the maids

Never gonna make it

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>> No.13091502

>>13091496
https://finviz.com/map.ashx

>> No.13091508

>>13091448
Cain didn't have cheese pizza with walnut sauce on his menu.

>> No.13091519

>>13091502
Thanks m8

>> No.13091523

>McDonald's green
>Coca-Cola green
Could today be any more American?

>> No.13091529

>>13091523
investors are expecting us to hit a recession, mcdonalds and coca cola will be safe during whatever economic downturn happens

>> No.13091533

>>13091445
Based utilities

>> No.13091536

>>13091500
how do you bring something like this up?

>> No.13091540
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Market manipulation at its finest. Bad news = buy

>> No.13091545

>>13091536
Don't you watch porn? You just flop your dick out and start whacking it right in their face, 100% success rate guaranteed.

>> No.13091554

Wtf happening with REFR

>> No.13091555

>>13091508
HOW DO YOU KNOW? THERE COULD BE SECRET TUNNELS UNDER THE RESTAURANTS.

>> No.13091557

>>13091536
Pop a Cialis then stand there supervising their work wearing nothing but a bath towel.

>> No.13091561

>>13091540
it's true though, nvda was pumped because of the crypto meme and that's dead now, amd was recently pumped because of google's stadia and that's a fucking joke that will be dead on arrival

>> No.13091563

>>13091529
Aug 7 2022
Washington DC: President Warren launched her new preventative healthcare push today. As part of which McDonald's and CocaCola has been nationalised effective immediately. Sen Cortez who was present stated that these companies will be used to help with the breadlines.

>> No.13091566

>>13091545
>No habla gonna suck itself.

>> No.13091581
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Alright I closed, the moon is fucking awesome guys.

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>>13091581
GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY!!!!!!

>> No.13091608
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13091608

Wew I’ve had enough. Closes my SPY out with my poor fag gains of 93$ (200%ish). I am now officially a degenerate pattern day trader and 17% up on my 3M chart. Good luck to fellow bears, I could risk holding that bad boy through the weekend with my exp. being 3/25.

/blog

>> No.13091635

>>13091581
>>13091608
Looks like we closed right before the algos swooped in to save the day. Nice man.

>> No.13091650
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Made it to 25k ! biggest green day so far for my RH account !
casehd ot on my UVXY calls and NFLX puts !

hope everyone is having a nice day

Reed Hastings I warned you ~~

>> No.13091673

It's going back up. . I've got a suspicion that everyone's waiting until PH to unload.

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Red to green move now. Let's kill everyone holding volatility. Power hour.

>> No.13091702

>>13091693
*white males* in 2019

>> No.13091706
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13091706

Foodchads Rise up

>> No.13091708

>>13091650
Nice, whats your next move bro?

>> No.13091712

>>13091693
The green is still being held back by huge selling pressure and its not even 3 yet.
I find it hard to imagine a move to green during PH. Especially since its Friday and nobody wants to risk bad news on the weekend leading to opening under 279 on Monday

>> No.13091715

>>13091706
Even in the height of a recession, food stocks will grow. You cannot fail when your product is literally what people need to survive.

>> No.13091716

>>13091566
she's an african american maid though

>> No.13091717
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>>13091706
me doubled downed on FDP today

>> No.13091723

>>13091715
so buy weat?

>> No.13091729

>>13091712
Yes exactly, that's what (they) want you to think

>> No.13091740

>>13091716
In that case a stern look while pointing to your hard-on should do the trick.

>> No.13091743

>>13091702
Not gay if balls don't touch. I'd dock with it's cute uncircumsized penis, letting our smegma and precum froth up until we cum in each other's urethras. Hawt.

>> No.13091755
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>>13091715
I care more about reality like how interest rates are fattening so these are going to the Moon

>>13091717
No Buy Campbells dammit

>> No.13091781
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hmmm market offering long spots with this kind of selloff

>> No.13091789
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Galt should be mooning but dug a hole instead. Ridiculous.

Bought more and no powder left.

>> No.13091799

We either inverse bart or virgin staircase for power hour, Flip a coin

>> No.13091803

>>13091163
a mirror

>> No.13091805
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13091805

That’s not how math works

>> No.13091807

This market is fucking crazy

One day +2%, next day -2%

Wtf is going on

>> No.13091817

>>13091805
the rho probably changed.

>> No.13091824

>>13091807
It pulled this shit late last year for months. This is the first time this year I've felt that could return.

The market is an irrational retard and we have to go with it anyway.

>> No.13091827

>>13091708
gonna eat breakfast and maybe work out

then I'm headed into the city to find a girl with cute feet

Also buying NVAX like an idiot, but mostly going to cash rn until I see another opportunity open up

>>13091706
Ayyyyy love my CAG and my other food stocks too

>> No.13091828
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>>13091755
Campbells am name that reminds me of my bloodstained Childhood.

Me simply cannot forgive Campbells enough for buy their stock.

>> No.13091832

>>13091828
what you mean by that o_o

>> No.13091834

>>13091832
please do not encourage rkg

>> No.13091835

If you aren't in LCI yet now is the time to buy

LCI going to $30..

>> No.13091836

>>13091828
Would you just fucking off yourself or get a trip so I can filter you? Fucking hell. Every other annoying poster has one

>> No.13091838

>>13091828
who the cutie in the picture?

>> No.13091842

>>13091838
Baiken I think

>> No.13091847

REPH gang how are you preparing for the gains coming this weekend

>> No.13091849

So. When am I getting some cheapies?

>> No.13091858
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>>13091842
Baiken has red hair

>> No.13091859

>>13091849
right now, apple will climb to 200 on monday and bring the market up with it

>> No.13091865

>>13091847
Trying to figure out how buying calls work to be quite frank with you matey

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https://www.cnbc.com/2019/03/22/trump-says-he-will-remove-north-korea-related-sanctions.html

super bullish news

Xi take notice
If you ran your country like a Chad, your sanctions would have been lifted by now

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>tfw red and no money to buy the dip

>> No.13091879

>>13091858
https://www.deviantart.com/gamera1985/art/Samourai-Woman-109655698

here its some nobody

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>>13091879
>check out his deviantart page
>they're all amputees
At least GG got it right with Baiken

>> No.13091900

>>13091445
Trading theme for the rest of the year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4

>> No.13091904

>>13091043
What is a stock and how is it valued

>> No.13091908

>>13091847
figuring out how to be minimize my losses if the FDA says nah

>> No.13091911

>>13091904
the value of an asset is equal to the expected value of its discounted cash flows

>> No.13091921
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>tfw I dumped all of my stocks yesterday at the top right before this happened

>> No.13091923
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>>13091865
careful buying options after a VIX spike
basically when volatility is higher options will cost more, the shorter term the option is, the higher the volatility premium.
if you think the particular instrument that you are buying an option on will continue to be as volatile or more volatile, then buying the contract makes sense.
but if things settle down after today (price movement slows) you could lose money on the contract just because of the high premium, even if you are correct about direction.

I don't have any specific info on REPH or what the implied volatility has been on calls throughout the past few days.

much love, good luck. if you don't know too much about calls just buy a cheap one and watch the price, but mainly just buy shares. If you're in University there should be a super easy 300-level math class where you learn options and black-scholes stuff

>> No.13091929

>>13091923
after the second vix spike starts to calm down you just buy UVXY puts muh nigga.

>> No.13091932

>>13091904
It's an imaginary string of numbers valued on hopes and dreams.

>> No.13091935
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>>13091904
stocks are made up slips of paper that supposedly represent shares of company but dont really, its all imaginary

>>13091879
these picutes making me feel weird.....

>> No.13091938

>>13091904
it is one share of ownership of a company and its valued based on what someone is willing to pay for it

>> No.13091950

>>13091828
yea thanks ill trust the guy who posts like a literal retard and constantly complains in every thread about how much money he's losing

>> No.13091951

>>13091935
are you the maid or the amputee in this one?

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>>13091950
That describes half the board. It's what we come here for. Newfag.

>> No.13091997

>>13091978
yea no shit but this guy is even more annoying than the pajeets

>> No.13092003

>>13091867
It’s bullshit. At same time Us is crying Russia has two transport ships for NK in Vladivostok or something which is against worldwide sanctions imposed on NK trade

>> No.13092005
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>>13091978
>>13091950

The other half of us just come here for cats and shit posting.

>> No.13092015
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>>13091951
this one most accurate me current zeitgeist

>> No.13092021
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>>13091935
Christ at least give her the Edward Elric treatment

>> No.13092039

nice bulltrap

>> No.13092050
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Lets go Power Hour give us the Inverted Bart

>>13091828
this makes me want to buy more

>> No.13092058
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>>13092050
BULLS RISE UP!!! IT'S TIME TO GO HUNTING SPRING BEARS!!! THEY HAVE BETTER FUR THAN THE FALL BEARS BECAUSE THEY HAVENT GOT ALL FUCKED UP FROM THE SUMMER YET!!!!

>> No.13092060

Trump's cabinet is probably pouring all their buying power to stop this selling pressure into PH buts its not working.

>> No.13092070
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>>13091929
I'm never buying UVXY puts. I only buy calls in very particular circumstances.
Today was my most exposed position by far. It payed off, but I'm tightening up for now.

I don't think we move too much from the current position right now or through the weekend. We could see more +/- 1% days next week but I'll have to take my positions then based on valuations

>>13091911
>equal to
you mean roughly sort of correlated with

>>13092003
buttmad Russian/Chink/Venezuelan detected

yes the US foreign policy makes no sense. Yes the Fed money policy makes no sense. The only thing you can bet on is that we will serve Israel no matter what

>> No.13092081

>>13092058
alright, my bear claw is in the microwave. the coin flip said virgin staircase but destiny can be changed

>> No.13092088

>>13092070
selling an asset is one way to generate cash flows from it :^)

>> No.13092091
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This is more exciting than watching an MMA bout.
Whose money will run out first?

>> No.13092094
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>>13092021
some of these am borderline horror

>my job is to look after her. keeping her in my earpiece as I do the last few things she isn't able to do on her own. It is a bit awkward. I clean her, relieve her of the last few "urges" she as. Sometimes I wonder, when she is detached from the device and asleep (I think) I wonder if this is really want she wanted in the end.

>> No.13092096
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HERE WE GO AGAIN

>> No.13092100

Is anybody buying AMRS? This looks like a golden opportunity for cheapies.

>> No.13092101

>>13092094
what the fuck

>> No.13092104

>>13092100
it's a garbage trash stock that only loses money
yes I am buying it fuck do you think
made money last time

>> No.13092108

>>13092005
ATM cats are the patrician choice.

>> No.13092111
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hi

>> No.13092128
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PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM RUNNING OUT OF ASSETS

RED ALERT

RED ALERT

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>>13092094
that's actually pretty rad, would be great in a really sinister dune-esque dark sci-fi. I prefer this one though

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>>13092128

>> No.13092143

>selling starts at beginning of PH
>suddenly stops at 3:20

Do you seriously think that was it? jfc bulltards reeee

>> No.13092159

Everyone calm down

the excitement resumes Monday (or not)
for now we chill
time to start drinking

>> No.13092162

>>13092104
never lost on Amy before. We're gonna grab a 100% on this fucker lol.

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good luck

>> No.13092201

>>13092162
>36.6% short float
God if this blows up it will be scary.

>> No.13092208
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Eh! I am not sure when it's good to sell obviously not now I think I might save my money and when I need $$$$ I'll sell my stocks hopefully when they're not red....

>> No.13092214
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>> No.13092219

ALTITUDE

ALTITUDE

PULL UP

PULL UP

>> No.13092221

>>13092201
if it wasn't a 180M market cap we could make it happen
honestly who was buying AMRS above 180M market cap those dummies haha

I don't see another AMRS pump without some news
certainly not like the February pump
still buying though. I know it's wrong

>> No.13092222

I have Komm Susser Tod queued for the last 10 minutes of trading

>> No.13092227

>>13092222
strong digits my man

>> No.13092232

>power hour
>literally nothing exciting happening
Are they waiting for power minute? Wtf?

>>13092208
>keeps posting screenshots that include his full name
Dude c’mon.

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>up 1.5% just from SPTL
EZ
GAINS

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LMAO WHAT IS GOIN ON DID DRUMPF DO THIS JESUS LOL JUST BUY MORE GODDAMN SON

>> No.13092247

>>13092232
>Are they waiting for power minute? Wtf?
You didn't think it wasn't gonna be a nail-biter right down to the final seconds, did you?

>> No.13092249

>>13092238
just holding and waiting
don't you have 100k in VSTAX as well, GALTandLCIperson

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>>13092219
Gains can wait - capitulate!

>> No.13092262

>>13092249
Yeah, I just like pink and green wojaking.

>> No.13092280

How many of you here are rich?

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>>13092232
he was in the Grudge 2 and Cheaper by the Dozen 2, he's famous!

>> No.13092286

https://youtu.be/gRGzodhe1gY

>> No.13092290
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Broke support. Approaching the biggun
>>13092280
Ask me monday/after hours.

>> No.13092294

>>13092280
I make 6 gorillian a year goy

>> No.13092295

OMG we're going to close at the low. WHY DID I GO LONG!!!! REEEEE!!!!!!!!

>> No.13092303

Quick, which weed stock do I buy?

>> No.13092308

>>13092247
I just wanted something fun to happen.

This whole week I’ve been having a lot of excitement especially with biotech and often during PH.

The only thing I want to buy that has gone down is a VERY speculative fintech. Otherwise I cancelled all my limit orders because they were consuming all my buying power and that makes me feel poor.

>> No.13092309

All the PPT needs is 2 min, save us based PPT

>> No.13092311

>RH tells me that option trades at .05 dollar increments
>chart shows big purchase at 2.13
Explain

>> No.13092317

>>13092308
>I just wanted something fun to happen.
More than 10 minutes left, anything could happen.

>> No.13092320
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What pattern is this, smg?

>> No.13092326
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>>13092280
Not yet, but I’m getting the hang of it I hope.

>> No.13092330
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based

>> No.13092331
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vola nuu starting to increase for spring

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwXyQbYdjsY

>> No.13092340

>>13092320
That's called the Investor's Palpitation.

>> No.13092344

>>13092232
It's Knight Rider's retarded cousin, what do you expect?

>> No.13092349

How do you buy and sell stocks without being psychic or having insider knowledge(illegal)? It's all just guess work, that's retarded.

>> No.13092353

>>13092208
you really should crop out your name, Matthew Knight

>> No.13092358

>>13092349
Psychology/sociology. Call me insane but I look at a chart and hear people's voices in my head.

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>>13092311
That's how RH rolls, breh. Try Tastyworks if you wanna gamble degenerately on options.

>> No.13092363

>>13092331
what is a vola nuu

>> No.13092365

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

>> No.13092368
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uhhhhhhhhhhh

>> No.13092369

>>13092358
>>13092349
>he doesn't hear voices in his head
Haha noob.

>> No.13092375

>>13092311
It's probably an average since he just hit the ask on them he might have got some at $2.10 and some at 2.15 or who ever ran the order did.

>> No.13092377
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Should I do it?
I have no idea what I’m doing...

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holy thatdrop

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>>13092358
O_O

>>13092129
it bugs me because what of even point body besides some weird fetish thing,
skateboard girl am cool too but again its too fetisheed out for be considered real concept

>> No.13092380

>>13092349
evolutionary game theory, maybe not though

>> No.13092387

>>13092368
F

>>13092377
no

>> No.13092389

>>13092363
volatility naouu :9

>> No.13092390

>>13092368
Glad I stayed away from that dumpster fire

>> No.13092392

>>13092368
Ooooooh shiiiiit REPHbros btfo
Sorry gais, sell that news tho!

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>>13092349
I look for stocks that have a high upside, low downside relatively, pray to Vishnu and our Lord Jesus Christ, and simultaneously be patient while having a death wish.

>> No.13092400

>>13092358
what do you hear when you look at the sp today senpai?

>> No.13092401

just bought some SQQQ calls. cya later nerds

>> No.13092407

If we end be below 2800 omg

>> No.13092412

omg we fucking closed at the low.... I'm so fucked on monday.

>> No.13092418

>>13092378
o shit

>>13092368
not seeing any price movement

>>13092407
hope we do, but

>> No.13092420

>>13092395
>that pic
maximum comfey

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no no no no, i'm in charge here!!

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>>13092358
>>13092369
So you all use divination? Just as I thought. I thought so. Sorry, but I stay away from demons giving me instruction inside my head. I like to stay clean.

https://youtu.be/_LiA-ljxp5s

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BROKE RESISTANCE AT CLOSE WE'RE DONE

>> No.13092437

2800.80

>> No.13092439

I was going to stradle the $280 strike but just went long. I am going to get blown up on monday.

>> No.13092442

REEEEEEEEE YESTERDAY I WAS EUPHORIC

>> No.13092445
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>>13092428
I suspect a lot of you are part of a specific special group too?

>> No.13092446

>>13092418
they halted trading

>> No.13092447

>>13092434
Low didn't update but was 2800.51

>> No.13092454
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Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down .01%, almost perfectly flat. Largely swiveled to cash before close yesterday, KO hit my limit sell at 46 today and kept my head at the water line. This is ominous, time to reassess some things. Today's Romano's is in Fortuna, Mexico City!

>> No.13092460
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My beautiful child I’m glad I didn’t get rid of you yesterday

>> No.13092461 [DELETED] 
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which one of you is this
stop talking about /smg/ on stocktwits you nigger

>> No.13092467

>>13092454
>how did everyone do today
>

just get met tequila please, prepare another round after this one

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>>13092434

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>>13092454
also flat
Up 3% this week because FOODCHAD

>> No.13092478

>>13092369
I do and I have had premonitions, none regarding stocks though, but they could be demons and I want to cast them out.

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damn son

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>>13092454

-0.8% -651.36 on the day
-5.51% -1496.51 on the month

I'm drinking tonight.

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>>13092454
I hate my life and want to die

>still bought even though it’s obvious everything is bad
Why am I doing this to myself!?

I wanted some fintech so I got 3 shares of GreenDot because PayPal has run so far already. Why am I such a retard?

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>>13092439
you'll be fine depending on expiration date

>>13092454
+ 8.62% day
12.18% week
8.22% month

make it to 25k in this account which was my goal

Also I slept until like 1PM central time so I missed my daily peak when VIX spiked

cashed out of my short/volatility positions for now

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>SPTL moons
>30% gains
>once I hit 30% gains buy puts on TLT
>ride the nigger down
>cash out and put half in FALN and half in debt CEFs which have bottomed out
Dude this is so easy
>>13092460
fucking based
>>13092454
up almost 2% from being 100% in T-bonds

>> No.13092493

>>13092461
He looks like a bitch

>> No.13092495

>>13092478
I thought I was the only one with /smg/ on one tab and /x/ on another.

>> No.13092496
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>>13092445
Or groups, who knows how Satan works.

>> No.13092499

>>13092454
I’m actually down a thousand because even though my puts skyrocketed my REPH calls randomly jumped to 2.13 and 3 dollars at and then fell to 0.01 with absolutely no change in REPH itself. Somebody was devaluing and buying in bulk for the FDA decision this weekend.

>> No.13092501
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>>13092454
10/10 week
made tons of money
had its up
had its downs
had the mind blowing self reflections that make life worth living

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>>13092454
Tequillas and Grade A 100% pure Columbian cocaine for everybody!

>> No.13092506

>>13092495
I'm as /x/-phile as they come.

>> No.13092509

>>13092368
My option was up 30%. Fuckers!

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>>13092461
you famous O_O

>> No.13092512

>>13092490
I got the $280.50 calls that expire Monday....

>> No.13092513
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>>13092502
based

>> No.13092514

>>13092501
why would you be smoking if your lungs barely function as it is

>> No.13092526

>>13092511
I'm a celebrity now
Hopefully GALT will actually get bought out at some point so that it can go down in history with LCI as the only /smg/ meme stocks that actually panned out

>> No.13092528

>>13092454
-2.3% on the day, +4.8% on the month. Still doing well overall. Need to figure out what the fuck I'm doing Monday.

>> No.13092530

Fuck this day. I'm still up for the week, but lost about 75% of my profits today. Spent all day buying cheap shares though so hoping it'll swing back next week.

>> No.13092531

>>13092506
>I'm as /x/-phile as they come.
Sweet,let's do a ritual tonight to get mad gainz when markets open back up on Monday.

>> No.13092532

>>13092486
Does the PPT work afterhours?

>> No.13092534

>>13092506
>>13092495
>go to /x/
>top threads:
>how do I quit alcohol?
>what happens after you die?
>how to become God ?
>How do I sell my soul to the devil or some other creature in exchange for riches?
>close /x/

>> No.13092536

>>13092514
Smoking tobacco is actually good for your lungs, as well as your brain and spiritual center (ka). It's literally a lie peddled by the elite to keep people from smoking, nicotine is just as essential to human life as most vitamins and nutrients.

>> No.13092537

>>13092486
you're down less than 4% you nigger
you can make that back in one day

>> No.13092538
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13092538

Did I fuck up /biz/? What happens if it goes below 117 but the option doesn't expire until April? As in, could I still hold on to the option in hopes that it goes back up before April even if it may plummet below $117?

>> No.13092548

>>13092531
I don't practice devil magick, sorry. I only try to expose the mongrel tares before they ban me.

>> No.13092550

>>13092534
That's when I just search the archives for old threads on ancient civilizations or Nephilim.

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>>13092454
Down 2% ($500). The euphoria from yesterday: GONE LIKE MY GAINS

>> No.13092552

>>13092512
premium too high probably
what they cost?
I give you 50/50 to make it out
I don't like 50/50

>>13092532
they don't work at all, unless someone unplugs the robot
the robot will keep us safe

>>13092536
tell me what menthol cigs do, that is all I smoke

>>13092538
only $100 who cares
you'll be fine
I'd sell but its like 50/50

>> No.13092554

Say it with me

QE4

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>>13092526
If one pans out early all my earnings will go into the other.

Almost considering selling some VTSAX to buy more of these two. Stupidly undervalued.

>> No.13092557

>>13092534
>How do I sell my soul to the devil or some other creature in exchange for riches?
One of those people came here and uses divination and magick for gains now. What a surprise.

>> No.13092566

>>13092552
I think it will moon though. Especially because of the new release of the entire Halo series coming to PC.

>> No.13092569

>>13092557
is divination magic good or bad? the word comes from divine, doesnt that mean that God is behind it?

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>>13092502
one day when your p/l fluuctuat 10k a minuet you will understanding

>> No.13092581

>>13092526
uhhhh, gpro?

>> No.13092582

>>13092566
Is Halo 3 going to be in it?

>> No.13092589

>>13092552
I think you're right I have to get back to $282..

>> No.13092590
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13092590

>>13092552
menthol cigarettes contain secret, maybe non-physical or psychic-only chemicals (undetectable via mass spec) that reduce your testosterone. They're put in them to emasculate black men in America, why do you think newport and other brands are so heavily marketed towards african americans?

>> No.13092606

Dubs and tomorrow is more red

>> No.13092608

>>13092537
>me
>making money
I don’t know about that

Thanks for the encouragement!

>> No.13092612

>>13092606
>tomorrow

>> No.13092615

>>13092569
Divination magic comes naturally to me, but to anyone else it is something to practice. Still, i get lucky all the time because of gut instincts. I'd say it absolutely is worth it to be in touch with yourself and the divine.

>> No.13092623

>>13092572
I've been there. I burned about 30 or 40 grand in a single day once.

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>>13092569
Divination is a sin in the Bible with a death penalty in the Old Testament for practicing it. Because you use evil spirits to practice it. Also you are right, God is divine but all spirits are supernatural so they have similar powers. Divination is when you let spirit possess you and let you see the future, usually evil spirits.

>> No.13092627

The amount of money I have lost today... it's been worst than all of the other red days combined. Every single stock I am in was red today. I should have went cash today.

>> No.13092629

do NOT make a new thread until we are over 300 posts you faggets

>> No.13092632

NEW THREAD!!!

>>13092631
>>13092631
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>> No.13092634

>>13092626
spirits*

>> No.13092638

>>13092556
GALT is very undervalued, imo

>only company left in late stage, cirrhotic NASH
>very promising results in early combo therapy with PD-1 inhibitors (blockbuster big pharma cancer drugs)

I'd personally just hodl and keep my VTSAX, but that's just me tho
Even though it may not seem like it because literally 100% of my portfolio is GALT, I'm actually fairly risk-averse overall

>>13092581
you don't have a price target or any notable catalysts for GPRO tho, so there is no metric of success

LCI has mid-teens and short squeeze, GALT has phase 3 NASH trial design, cancer trial expansion, and buyout/partnership to keep them interesting in the short term

>>13092608
just make sure you don't get too emotional and try to revenge trade

>>13092629
the bump limit is 310 on /biz/, so it doesn't really matter anyways

>> No.13092643

>>13092582
yes

>>13092566
looking forward to the MCC on PC, but I don't think it will effect MSFT stock price haha

>>13092590
o shit
good thing I have test to spare
actually usually my super-high testosterone weeks I trade like an idiot.
but super low levels of test, like zoomer-levels are terrible for trading too. gotta hit the right range

>>13092615
I like getting in touch with your guts too

>> No.13092650

Very weird options trading today
Now vs open
No change in REPH itself
Come Monday I will either be very wealthy or a cuck.

>> No.13092654

>>13092626
>Leviticus 20:27–20:27
hm, you're right but I thought the Chirst allowed us to abandon the Law laid out in Leviticus

>> No.13092655

>>13092632
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>> No.13092678

>>13092654
No, using evil spirits to practice magick is still illegal to Yahweh. Jesus call magic practitioners dogs in the Bible and John in the book Revelation says they go into the Lake of Fire.

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>>13092654
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>>13092678
Calls*

>> No.13093406

Market goes down bigly day after trump says his key to success for 2020 2nd term is his economic growth and market

I see what's going on