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Coinfess!

>> No.13219428
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Been thinking about getting into BAT.

>> No.13219431

>>13219415
The only reason I haven't killed myself is because some faggot on biz said I was right and will finally make a mil and retire by eoy.

>> No.13219435

>>13219415
Consolidated all my coins into BTC and tried to swingtrade for fat gains...
Sold at 5100, rebought 5250 and 6 minutes later it’s at 4800...

>> No.13219439

BITCOIN IS A PONZI SCHEME

>> No.13219440
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I know nothing about strategies for buying/selling or analyzing graphs or trends. I literally just buy from coinbase and treat crypto like a stock.

I feel like it's too much effort to become some prediction/analytics guru.

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I actually went all in LINK

>> No.13219450

>>13219428
>Piece
>>13219431
>Stay Stinky
>>13219435
Hodl

Sold LTC about 1/3 the way thru the pump, and opened up a 10x short on Monday at 4500...

>> No.13219457

>>13219450
What that mean?

>> No.13219478

contrary to my usual posts, im actually a wagie and not a neet. i spend 12 hours a day in a wage cage.

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>>13219428
>>13219431
>>13219435
>>13219439
>>13219440
>>13219445
>>13219450
>>13219457
And now REALLY coinfess!

>> No.13219487

>>13219478
oh wait, april fools was two days ago...sorry wagies

>> No.13219489

I only come on here for side hustle ideas, motivation, "connections" etc.

Nothing's panned out. Ended up getting an actual good job and now I have nothing to do with my money.

>> No.13219544

>>13219485
If I get rich I'm marrying my cousin after I get my first wife so I can afford getting an embryo transplant so I can have 2 wives that annoy me until I die?

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>>13219544
checked,
Does it have to be your cousin or ...?

>> No.13219571

>>13219415
I've held 79 Bitcoin since 2012

>> No.13219603

>>13219551
Yes yes dont bang family thing. Hence transplant obviously if she is okay with it. Otherwise I dont want to breed retards.

I guess it could be someone else. But I dunno. I feel like she could take my vision and go further. I'd rather feel better knowing that if I were to die.

>> No.13219607

I'm up over 50% since I started buying again a few months ago but it's from Nano and everyone hates that fucking thing so I feel like I can't even really express how happy I am for myself

Thanks Anon I feel better

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I sold out at 4800 then rebought at 5k

Then I tucked my /biz/ boyfren in for the night and jacked off to really fat girls

>> No.13219613

>>13219571
Congrats

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>>13219603

>> No.13219626

>>13219415
I will live off 401k withdrawals for the next year or two while coins moon

>> No.13219630

>>13219621
What do you want from me? At least one person still tells me they love me. Ffs

No offense

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>>13219415
i confess...i was the one who posted that i made it. that i was a millionaire. yes yes it was a larp. but it made me feel good. and i brought a smidgen of hopium to anons. but even so father. forgive me...

pic related. check file name to confirm not larping about larp

>> No.13219641

>>13219630
Honestly as long as you don't make retards I'm fine with it. Incest is wincest

>> No.13219662

>>13219641
No. It's all a dream unless I can afford it. I already made it very clear to her anyway. Too many retards in the world I dont wanna add to the slush pool. I just wanna secure my hardwork.

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>>13219630
>>13219641

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>> No.13219682

>>13219668
Lol like I expected to ever think this 2 years ago. Sorry?

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I got scammed by birdchain and gochain shills

>> No.13219705

>>13219668
"The Aristocrats!"

>> No.13219730

I got CPA certification but couldn't get into the big four firms like I've always wanted to.

>no debt
>3k savings
>23, living rent free at my parent's house.

>> No.13219743

>>13219730
Keep trying. 6mo in a small to medium firm and I think you'll find what you're looking for.

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>>13219415
I fapped to the pic of that female pink wojak that was on her period...