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>haven't had sex in a year
>no friends
>no job
>40k in bitcoin is my only hope
it's all so tiresome...

>> No.13321673
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>>13321668
>havent had sex for a year

last time i had sex was president campaign of obama fucking fuck. also never had even 40k in crypto. once i had 25BTC but i sold them way before it reached 20k

>> No.13321675

>havent had sex my whole life

>> No.13321684

>>13321668
>a year
for me, it's eleven. literally last time I had sex was when my kid was conceived

>> No.13321691

>havent had sex for a year

Seriously don't get how this is possible. I'd be raping people at this point.

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>>13321668
At least you have/had money, sex, and a life

>> No.13321704

is this board filled with beta cucks or what?

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>>13321691
Senpai, I'm rolling up on 24 years with... no sexual contact other then kissing and hand holding.

>> No.13321723

>>13321668
>tfw having sex tomorrow
>one or two friends
>six figure salary
feels good man

>> No.13321729

>>13321704
No mirrors in your house?

>> No.13321735

>>13321668
Get a job, hippie, use the money to buy more bitcoin

>> No.13321745

>never had sex where the girl initiated or was attracted to me
>fly overseas
>load tinder for the first time
>on way from airport, qts wanting to hangout
>hangout the night i arrive
>fuck qt all night in my hotel
holy shit, fuck you western women i aint comin back

>> No.13321748

26 BTC is my only hope too, I think I could make it if I don't kms before..

>> No.13321763

>>13321668
>turned down my wife for sex last night
>see my friends every other weekend
>like my job
>unknown amount of crypto

Still quite tiresome at times.

>> No.13321791
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>>13321716

Here you go senpai, have a JUST on the house.

Go out and party with normies until you get fucked.

>> No.13321813

>>13321691
It's really not that difficult, you just stare at girls asses when you haven't fapped for a while and don't really know how you actually get to fuck it.

t. 23 year handholdless

>> No.13321883

>>13321813

Nah I've done it before but it was self imposed. I cheated on a very hot girl who loved me and decided to stay out of the dating pool for a yearish.

Just work out and practice conversation. I know you're funny because the people here are hilarious. Girls like to laugh, they spread their legs for it.

>> No.13321906

>>13321791
>Go out and party with normies until you get fucked.
its not that easy, where are we gonna even find friends to party with in the first place?

>> No.13321914

>>13321668
>haven't had sex in a year

same but 27 times longer

>> No.13321940

I met a woman who told me she hadnt had sex in 17 years and she's 26 years old. Doubt she had any crypto too.

>> No.13322119

>>13321668
>>haven't had sex in a year
>he had sex
get off my image boards normalfag REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>13321668

iktf

>> No.13322515

>>13321940
wait.... did she get fucked by her pedo uncle?

>> No.13322561

>unironically posts a decaying blacked out eyes wojak and says "its all so tiresome..." because you havent had sex in ONE YEAR
>doesnt get ridiculed
This is the most normie board on the whole site holy fuck

>> No.13322573

>>13321791
>Go out and party with normies
gross

>> No.13322585

>>13321940
should have wifed her

>> No.13322603

>>13321716
26 next month, still no sex or kissu
somehow I don't feel bad, but my upbringing was all fucked up so I'll probably not begin feeling really bad about it without some therapy first to get my head back to where it needs to be

>> No.13322613

>>13321668
> havent had sex in 15 months
> 30 years old and live with parents
> 8k in crypto

sigh

>> No.13322708

>>13321668
>40k in BTC (aka 8 BTC)
You'll "sorta" make it, assuming we have another bull.

>>13321748
>26 BTC
Good chance that you'll make it.

>>13322613
>8k in crypto
Won't make it unless you're in some ultra low cap shitcoin and you basically win the lottery. Sorry bro.

>> No.13322751

>>13321668
>26
>150k in crypto
>No job
>Live with parents
>Semi fit and attractive
I crave death everyday and I'm suicidally self conscious
Just had enough :)
Is there a coin for this problem?

>> No.13322777

I have sex daily with 2 girls who i also live with. Women are insufferable and i often wish i was detached from them but the promise of constant free sex keeps me in their succubi spider web. They are literally good for little else.

>> No.13322783

>>13322777
they probably feel the same way about you, retard.

nice relationships

>> No.13322810

>>13321668
Last time i have sex... well im still a virgin a 26 years old virgin with almost 70k in shitcoins

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>hadn't had sex in a year as well
>its the only time I had sex
>no irl friends
>wage job
>10k dollars under my name, 4k in stocks
>life is good and comfy (occasionally boring)

>> No.13322824

>>13321668
>haven't had sex in 24 years
>no friends
>no job
>40k in Cardano is my only hope


It's all so tiresome..

>> No.13322829

>>13322119
Based

>> No.13322855

>>13321668
You should probably sell the top now and re-buy at $2K if this is your only hope.

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Does it really get worse going without sex once you've actually had it?

>> No.13322877

>no sex since 2009
>130k in student loans
>no friends
>16k Link

Am I gonna make it?

>> No.13322888

>>13322603
Are you me? Im the same but 26 in june

>> No.13322932

>>13322877
No.

>> No.13322944

>>13322864
No because you realize you aren’t missing out after you wank

>> No.13322993

>>13322855
I honestly want to do this but I’m scared of selling and it moons without me

>> No.13323160

>>13321745
This isnt real...right anon?

>> No.13323192

>>13322777
agree, chicks are only good for sex and totally useless aside of that. they cannot even raise kids properly. you let a woman raise a boy and he will become a total loser, not even joking about this.
the sad truth is: in the end they're just fuck meat.

>> No.13323193

/biz/ - Whiny Sexless Losers

>> No.13323255

>>13322708
well, appreciate your honesty. cheers bro.

>> No.13323270

>>13323192
>>13322777
You’re both betamales. Sounds like you’re fucking ugly chicks

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>>13321691
yeah how does he do it? i couldnt last a week haha

>> No.13323275

>>13323270
Insulting men doesn't make women useful.

>> No.13323295

>>13323270
he actually has a great point, woman are insufferable for those who have sex and useless for those who can not.

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I've had sex in a year. Feels good mane
>>13321668

>> No.13323983

>Had sex last night
>$950k net worth
>~$30k yolo money in crypto
>Much fewer friends now than a few years ago

>> No.13324025

>>13321668
>40k in bitcoin is my only hope
8 btc is certainly enough to make it so long you don't touch any of the ranjeet altcoins

>> No.13324038

>>13323983
Sad