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13533232 No.13533232 [Reply] [Original]

>Hi, I'm here for the job interview.

>> No.13533244

>>13533232
based. ur hired. minimum wage to dance outside.

>> No.13533248

>Thanks. You're hired. Why don't you go ahead and climb up to the Crow's Nest now and be on the look out for HMS ships. Mindful of those we need to be. Swab the deck when you're done.

>> No.13533252

>>13533232
Is this dadshark

>> No.13533258

That was last week. We hired the guy with 'fuck you' on his forehead.

>> No.13533259

>>13533232
No interviews scheduled today, come back tomorrow

>> No.13533287

>>13533232
You must be the new systems architect, right this way zer

>> No.13533292

>>13533248
I'm loling out loud @ dis rn

>> No.13533390

You have good timing, we've been needing a lot of help with our security certificates lately.

>> No.13533548
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13533548

>>13533232
>congratulations Xr. Taylor! And welcome to Google! We’ll put you right to work with our second to top tier software developers. We would have given you the top position, however, your skin was simply too white

>> No.13533654

>>13533232
>white male
even he would have trouble getting a job now days.

>> No.13533695

>>13533232
that guy works for the NSA and makes far more than you

>> No.13533800

>>13533695
No this guy works for NASA. He is in charge of the next maned moon mission.

>> No.13533915

>>13533695
>>13533800
Fucking bigots, this man works for the top engineering firm in the world. He literally makes quadruple your salary AND bangs your wife when you’re gone