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This is what pushed us to 9000 last time.
a sharpie?
>>13666990Whale here last time I gave 1 BTC for a timestamped sharpie in pooper, BTC is much more valuable this time around so .2 BTC to the first anon to post timestamped pic of sharpie in popper
>>13667836not credile
proof?
>>13666990my pooper awaits
>>13666990>This time it's different
>>13666990DGB, truly the memest of all coins.This alone gives it a top10 position for eternity.
>>13667809new.it goes in the pooper
>>13666990how much corn for me to do the needful sirs?
>>13666990Bros someone do itWe need to trigger the bullThink of the gains
You know why it’s 2?So that after he pays 1, a bunch of people shove sharpies in their asses then don’t get paid
Someone do it, save us
I have to get off work first, will sharpie in pooper. Keep thread alive 45 minutes. I'll even go in dry
>>13666990Save us femanons
>>13669740Not the hero we deserve but the one we need
>>13667836I will do it, but I need to see your account so I know youre actually a whale and not a larper
>>13667836my butt is also very hairy and I'm a janitor
All I got was a ban last time no fucking money. One of you cocksuckers better pay, it took 5 minutes to get a pic and it was in way too deep. Notice how you can only see the cap no grey.0x96e0e8b035ABeb47E695d72703C746D324A28c43
>>13670040What a faggot
>>13670085It's eth btw. Pay up gayboi
LOL
>>13670040BULL RUN COMMENCING
>>13667836Nigga, I will put a shampoo bottle in my ass if you give me THE MONEY
THE RITUAL IS COMPLETE. COMMENCE THE BULL RUN
COMMENCE BULL RUN
GIVE ME YOUR CUM, BULL199orFJbz2zDKrp6CB8r8YZb6L3Y85L2Js
>>13670103ETH? that wasn't the deal
>>13670159Oops
>>13670161I mean, here's BTC. 32y2XN1CQ4kB7Yj2axrxiHKEJGDJPVRGCnEth is the superior hold right now, you can trust me I'm a sharpie butthole ethot now
>>13670040You disgust me you fucking faggot
Why the fuck did I open this thread
>/biz/ - Business & Finance
The sharpie gods have been appeased we may moon now
2 absolute legends in this thread
>>13670040It works faggots
>>13670251Only one. Posting an old timestamp defeats the purpose. I would gladly sacrifice my only begotten butthole for my fellow anons. May we all make it.
>>13670322>>13670322>>13670322>>13670322>>13670322KEEP DOING ITWE NEED A FEMANON
>>13670326Its from the last sharpie thread today where I got banned faggot, my 5's just look like 3's because sticking a sharpie in my butthole is my only source of income and im not a viable Darwinian canidate.
pomp eet
jesus fuck
>>13670176I fucking love this place
>>13670040Did they pay you?
>>13670379You could be anyone, any stamped post but the original defeats the purpose of a stamp. The timestamp exists to verify identity. I'm sorry, bud. You are not going to make it.
>>13670570No, I got no money. To be fair e-thoterie is a very competitive industry and the other anon had a pretty good pic.
>>13670594Ok jumbo sharpie with no lube coming up you cuck. Keep the thread alive 4 more minutes
>>13670176Madman
>>13670619Bumping for great justice. You're doing the right thing, fellow pooper poster. Ye verily, The Great Bull will be pleased with our sacrifices.
>>13670619
>>13670040>notice how you can only see the cap no grey.Oh wow, so you shoved it in there so deep that it looks like you're clenching the cap in your disgusting faggot ass cheeks.
>>13670606The ritual isn't complete until you're paid
>>13670594Heres the gayest pic ive ever taken faggot
>>13670693Just for you faggot. Jumbo sharpie with poop on the tip
Sad.
This fucking thread
>>13670737
This is why I come to /biz/
>>13670737that is fucking disgusting
>this thread
>>13670732Lol faggot
Unironically making it when the sharpies ans Sminem come out to play. 17" HERE WE GO.
>sharpie in pooperClearly the most accurate of all TA.
>>13670902>>13670878>>13670852Say what you want but eth has only gone up since I put the jumbo sharpie in my asshole. I better get my cut you ginarmous jews
>>13670737wonder what that tastes like anons... this is uncharted territory
>>13670040>>13670176>>13670732>>13670737>/biz/ - Business & Finance
Bumping. Eth up 4% since sharpie in butthole wheres my money faggots
>>13670942I was just joking around anon. I'm mostly in ETH myself.
>>13671344There never was any money, fellow pooperposterYou did it for the memes.
>>13671363Of course. But if I dont pretend im expecting money nobody will ever send any.
>>13670040>>13670176>>13670322>>13670732>>13670737My sides include me in the screencap plz
>>13670176>>13670732thank you for your sacrifice anonsI'll think of you when I'm driving my lambo on the moon
Discusting
>>13666990not really, only digimarines tho
>>13666990DGB my guiding light.
>>13672276Stupid asa shills
fucking rank. wtf faggotry is this shit???!!>>PUT ME IN SCREENCAP TOO
>>13670040B A S E D
Hey /biz/ my wife will stick the whole pack in for 0.25 BTCBUT she wants assurance that money will come. Send tips to rev up her butt1EKA9JcopzKCZiqqoaWacWFfk6CBmzP8tT
>>13672859No ones falling for your Indian scam. Post timestamp of your wife faggot.
>>13670040Ohh shit man. Too bad your post was 40 over the quints. Bet you would have made bank hitting quads.
>>13672443You really weren't there for the DGB sharpie in pooper after Jared went to Citi? Holy shit these newfags make me cringe
IT FUCKING WORKED
I wanna be in the screencap too but with a dumb fucking face next to me
This fucking thread. My sidesAdd me to screencap
>>13672943If you don't post screencaps it's not real
we need to keep feeding it...The bulls require more
>>13673153They require a girl like it was last time. This is fucking hillarious but also so gay that even Sir Gay is filtering it.
>>13672923
>>13673256
>>13673256I'll pass.
>>13673153>>13673236I'll talk my gf into if someone can give me 6 months expenses (~1.3 btc)it'll take a lot of convincing
>>13673256Hard pass from me
>>13673236Please, look at my ass again and tell me that doesnt look feminine as fuck. I could probably be a good looking trap if I was actually gay
>>13673318>>13673294>>13673295I guess no bull run then
>>13670040>>13670737Based and Brownpilled
>>13667809>absolute scamcoins pumping +20%>newfags still aroundyup, see you all at 1k september
>>13673256looks thic; post nudes. I bet she is a great fuck.
>>13673366She is. Half asian so pettanko with gigantic ass/thighs. But, /biz/ is mostly gays now, judging by the posts in this bread
>>13673346but anon, you are gay
>>13673256>trailer trash facegross
>>13673346Traps aren't gay tho
>>13672931>He doesn't remember >>8888888 who never got a cent>>13673256I'll pay you 0.02 BTC for one bob and timestamp
>>13672443digibagholders from 2017 ( I was one of them) created this meme, newfag
>>13673256I'll match >>13673450
>>13673346Oh no I might have to go take another look haha. Might just save your pic because it's so funny. Imagine if we met up and put sharpies in eachothers asses to get crypto from strangers online. That would be really weird hey haha
>>13673464Yeah no BS. Ive been tricked into putting sharpies up my asshole on /b/ for steam gift cards since 2009.
Should I actually buy based on memes alone?
>>13670737Imagine the smell. Do you have a pic of the guy who was the guy who was the one that had to be and provide the same brand but they don't get the one from the guy who was in the hospital for a while now so I don't know if you can make a decision on the gulf coast and I will be there
>>13673725Speak English sir and I'll give you an answer.
>>13673346>puts a sharpie in his ass>"if I was actually gay"
>>13667809He means this
this is a happy thread *giggles*
>my sides
If one sharpie worked...Imagine 2
>>13673813There it is! Nice DGB holders right there.
You guys are sick and twisted. This forum is crazy. Why did Greg advise me to go here? I'm never coming back.
>>13674067Amazed it took this long to be posted. Fucking 5/7 thread though, lads.
G I V E M E Y O U R C U M B U L L
WE ARE UPSETTING THE NATURAL ORDERTHE SHARPIES MUST CONTINUE
>>13674253>>13674253>>13674253>>13674253PRAISE we literally just went back into the 8000's again this shit actually works
based and pooppilled
>>13674253>>13674254>>13674274 GIVE ME YOUR POWER, ANONS. I ONLY HAVE 2. THE GREAT BULL DEMANDS MORE. PRAISE BE TO THE BULL.
>>13674253P R A I S ECANCEL ALL SELL ORDER WE GO BULL NOW
>mfw jannies haven't nuked the thread yetare they secretly based?
>>13674333I COVER PEEPEE SO IS SFW
We need mooarrr!!!
>>13673256No thanks.
>>13674516Why does this turn me on
>>13674516Why have the jannies not shut this down. So many fucking questions because of this picture.
>>13674516Timestamp
>>13674516Jannies cant even stop the tide of literal shitposting
>mfw this thread is still upeveryone in this thread is going to make it
>>13675323we're all gonna make it brah
You fucking faggots
>>13670322>>13666990>>13670040>>13670153>>13670176>>13670192Voodoo that actually works. Legendary!
This board is finally becoming based again
>>/biz/13675518
>>13675518
>>13670040fake and gayall you did was put the cap between your ass
>>13675098They don't shut it down until they're done fapping.
>>13675582Stop inspecting his asshole you gaylord
>>13674253>sheetDefinitely a foreshadow of mooning and fate aligning with the stars. Thank you!
>>13675582Please refer to my sharpie with poop on it thank you faggot>>13670737
>>13675636Ever hear of an enema?
Mods are based AF btw and unbanned me
>>13666990Is it a buy signal that so many people are fucking themself in the ass with a sharpie? Or is this a sell signal?
>>13675323Lol
>this whole threadgoddamn freaks
>>13675663>grovelling to janniesPffftttoof!
>>13673256Moooo. Your gfs fat. What's she going to spend the money on? Cheeseburgers?
>>13675702
>>13675582>Green id
>>13675652Ehgtriniscallxctly. Having shit residing in you without washing is a sure sign of something devilishly rooted in Zhrek swamping tactics.
>these are the people you are taking financial advice from
Getting gf right now, good ass. Brb in five min. Cap this
>>13675848Need to switch my id so it’s green
>>13675859Nice
>>13675863Sharpie will go in ass. Who’s paying?
>>13675895oh god please let it happen.....
Make it BTC Anons, this is an exchange of goods
>>13675895Shitty lighting
>>13675912You paying?
Richfags get in here. We want a sharpie in this fine booty hole NOW!!!!!!!!
>>13675923fuck no im not, but i hope some rich degen anon is
>>13675938also its fucking funny....im thinking about the situtation on how you explained to your gf...W-well honey, y-you just need to p-put a sharpie in your asshole and some anonyomous people on the internet will give you some magic internet money.....gotta love /biz/
Get someone i here quick I’m looking to make some money
>>13675956oh shit, you brought a hooker to your crackpad and don't have money to pay her didn't ya?
>>13675956Is her hair purple?
>>13675956anon the light has to light her ass not the fcking camera!!! what kind of a /biz/inessman are you if you dont undertstand the simple cocncept of light hitting an object???
>>13675956Hope you married her already and threw away the prenup. Dat right there is a keeper
Its habbeninggggg
Holy shit it’s happening
>>13675956Pls get a sharpie in that brapper asap.Fuck TA, I'm going to the store to buy more sharpies.
Just had sex, I’m back. WHO THE FUCK IS PAYING
>>13676214what ethnicity?
>>13676214You ever heard of lighting?
>>13676252White, of course.
The only way jannies wouldn't delete this thread is if one of them was a part of it.My bet is on this faggot using his gf to make some bucks since he moderates 24/7 for free, kek>>13675956>>13676214
>>13676274Not you, the girl
>>13676289White.
>>13676303Not the girl, you idiot.
Poast in epic toast
>>13676313You’re a fag
Blessed this thread.. kek
This thread... Reeeee
What the fuck is the Great Bulls problemPump to 8500 this Friday sir pls sir
>>13676313lol
>>13676214Better lighting and lose the socks and we got a deal
>>13676871How do I know you are serious
>>1367687138aTCxNqc7PdKqgJ7pW2H8XMQA7oauRNT7 Send me $1 so I know you are for reals
Jesus H. Christ the absolute state of /biz/lets.
>>13676950Sent
>>13677204It's just like the good old days :')
Posting in blessed thread for happy gains
Who has caps on that original bread? Stuck wagecucking and can't contribute
posting in ebic bread for good luck
>but sharpies in butt>go to bed>thread still upB A S E D
>>13676950
>>13678943Based
>>13670040Nice ass and sack of hairy balls m8. I hope you have a gf and she's enjoying licking all of that. No homo.
>>13670040Just bought 100k
Did an anon really just get scammed out of $1? Fucking kek
>>13677740U still there?
Hey I’m back different I.d just woke up Gf is Down, we doing this.
>>13679137Did it for the ritualMAY THE GREAT BULL SMILE UPON US, BROTHERS. TOGETHER WE WILL PREVAIL.
>>13679189But I want the I’d green switch off my gay WiFi
>>13679204Nice back with the green I.d.
We are down. Bulls needs to be pleased. Sharpie now!
>>13679190M8 I got u, u willing to send more?
>>13679314DO NOT ANGER THE GREAT B U L L WITH DISHONESTY
>>13679314I will send 0.2 Satoshi visions.
>>13679561My WiFi is all fucked up, new ID. WHOS READY?
>>13679660Stretch her asshole for us.
>>13679660Feed the bull anon
>>13679660FUCKING DO IT.MORE FEMANONS WITH SHARPIES IN THEIR BUTTS RIGHT NOW!!!!!
>>13679672>>13679676Alright she just left for an eye appointment. Will be back soon. Mods plz don’t delete this thread in the meantime. Pics as soon as she gets back. Also someone should for reals send money for this.
>>13679660I can only imagine how this is going down>bend over honey im gonna put this sharpie in your ass for money>uh..why?>these internet people are going to send us money if we do, now bend the fuck over!>ok...>great, lemme just do a tease pic so ill find someone to send us money3 hours later>no one paying >:( BABE GET THE FUCK IN HERE AND BEND OVER AGAIN>but i just washed off the->BABE SHUT THE FUCK UP I NEED THIS MONEY4 hours later>ok bend over this way so they dont see your bruises, great>we're gonna keep posting till we get the money, OK?>please set me free, im not even your wife
>>13679660also clean your room please
>>13679787kek
>>13679805Lol
>>13679786You stupid, dishonest loser. You have doomed us all.
>>13679825srs, she will be back. Doing it on the offchance one of you fags come through and actually pay.
>>13679660Based
>>13678943>>13679863They sent a dollar
On my way
>>13680271C u soon
>>13680271Make it gape.
Anyone still in here
>>13680430yeah dude my dick getting soft so get on with it
>>13680430Needs more sharpies
>>13680430is this a dude
>>13680430why do you have a mop on your head and dont tell me ur a fembot that ass is a guy
>>13675895>>13675956>>13676214>>13679660>>13679787so this is how you make money from fuck prostitute
>>13670181>Check balance>0.00btc
>>13680466I’m insulted
Any semi intelligent person would post a fresh wallet adress here
>>13680647Based
>>13680430You're too slow man, abandon thread.
>>13680647>semi-intelligent >on biz>putting sharpies in the pooper>posting pictures of same>semi-intelligent
>>13680430I'm ready. PLEASE POST IT.
>>13680647Alrighty 5 min fags. Sharpie in pooper
Man I wonder whats going through that girls head. She really hit the jackpot when she met you. Kek.
>>13670040L O N D O N
holy shit this is till going, do it already ffs
>>13680430Your an attention whore, take this shit to xhamster. Either put a sharpie in the pooper or fuck off faggot , we have an important bull run to trade.
>>136810873QY67s6pm2sNzpxZtmYMsYp9hcDQYCrHmR
>>13681251disgusting
>>13681251ew
>>13681251Skinny
>>13681251I like it, it's hot. I'd like to make my girlfriend do this, but she never would. I'll have to settle for fucking her ass without documenting it or getting paid. It's an acceptable trade-off now that I think of it.
>>13681251Nice!
>>13681261>>13681273Faggots.
>>13681251FUCK YEA BASED AS FUCK
>>13681251basedsaved
>>13681251nice. can we get a close up?
>>13681251Based. Is that a piece of a shit on the left of it
Based anon
>>13681251Post aftermath pics of the sharpie
>>13681903yes it is--> hot
Oh God, this thread is still up. Just got back from work. My fucking sides. Get to it newfags, we need moar sharpie butt-butt action
Based thread and based jannies
ok, how is this thread still up? kekI might start feeling guilty about *ahem* posting if jannies keep up the good work like in this thread
>>13682172Somebody needs to pay otherwise the economy collapses.
>>13682099>Just got back from workwell well, WAGIE WAGIE, back from workiebetter not stay up too late tonight, another day of cucking tomorrow don't worry, WAGIE WAGIE, weekend soon
>>13682204I'm company director, and I own the office. I went for a pub lunch at 1130 then spent the afternoon in the beer garden "in a client meeting" with an old fren from the army. If this is wagecucking, then prep the bull
WHY IS THIS THREAD STILL UP?
!!UnrelatedHey fags, been afk for a few months, how did this place turn into "channel" and where are best boards?was this some kinda fagops where once you leave bestboards, it redirects to restboards +/biz/ ?
>>13682361fuck off back to wherever you came from
>>13682282Mods understand the importance of prophecy.
>>13682256
>>13682282Stfu you beta fucking faggot
did anyone pay the fucking man, I haven't checked the explorer yet
>>13682478>>13682436I'm sending screenshots of this to all the advertisers
>>13682529>imagine being this guy Lol I’d seriously end it
>>13682643>5. All boards on 4channel.org are to be considered "work safe". Violators may be temporarily banned and their posts removed. Note: Spoilered pornography or other "not safe for work" content is NOT allowed.
>>13681251Is no one gonna pay me for this?
>>13667836I'd do it in an instant if I would've had a sharpie
>>13682720need to see the boobs
Alright lads I’m going to say something I never thought I’d say....The jannies not killing this thread are....BASED AS FUCK
>>13682766Pay me and I’ll do it. And I won’t be a fag about it either.
pathetic. all of you are pathetic. i would stick a can of baked beans up my ass for some btc
>>13682767this desu I can't believe it's still up and I came back and >>13681251 actually fucking did it kek
>>13682797include vagine as well
>>13682807pay me and I’ll do it.
>>13682842I will ironically send 0.001btc
Oh my dear fucking lordJANNNIIIEEEEESSSSSSSSSJesus fucking state of biz dear vishnu ERRADICATE THIS STATE OF DEGENERACY I BEG OF THER LORD VISHNU!!!!
>>13682842I meant ironically. I really will do it. Trust me. unless you think 0.001 is too little. it's all i can afford...
>>13681251AhahahahahahaNo wonder jannies havnt vishnued this absolute state of degen. I aprove of this, carry on
>>13682884Ok send it and I’ll post pics
>>13682884I'd say use satoshibox but apparently that's down. Are there any other sites like that so we can have legitimate business transactions go down with btc for sharpies
>>13682901post pics first. You can post 1 boob then I'll send and you can post the other
>>13681251Yeah. Thats a dude.
>>13682884Ok sent it over and I’ll do it