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13855544 No.13855544 [Reply] [Original]

What is the first thing you will buy once you make it?

>> No.13855565

>>13855544
hot and humid. walking around in the shorts ALL day. imagine it guys. imagine the smell.

>> No.13855564

parent's remaining mortgage and a math degree

>> No.13855570

My grandparents house. I don't want to get it but to make sure the family is stable I'll buy it.

Otherwise I'd get a farm in the middle of bum fuck know where Victoria. Get some goats and chickens to be frens with as well.

>> No.13855575

go around and pay girls to sit on my face

>> No.13855582

>>13855544
Legit have no clue what I want. Already copped a house, went on vacation for several months living it up. I used to want a fancy car but I just dont care anymore. If i really make it, maybe some more vacations and get a not too expensive vacation home somewhere.

>> No.13855587

>>13855544
How does she even wipe

>> No.13855588

>>13855575
Be careful, a brapper like this one could asphyxiate you.

>> No.13855591

>>13855544
All women are whores

>> No.13855600

>>13855591
based

>> No.13855609

a house

>> No.13855625

i'll buy nothing, quit my job, pay my bills for the next two years, sit at my computer and reinvest

>> No.13855631

Food

>> No.13855632

>>13855544
cciht

>> No.13855648

>>13855544
I will hire a hitman to kill me and I will spend the rest of my life trying to kill him first. Imagine the thrill of always being simultaneously hunted and on the hunt yourself. If I kill him I will continue to hire more until I am dead.

>> No.13855649

>>13855587
she wipes while sitting on the toilet?
> ew he actually lets his buttcheeks smear shit between them and smears it even more while wiping standing

>> No.13855680

>>13855649
Ive always done this, because ive never understood how you wipe whilst sitting down. Like how do you physically do it?

>> No.13855683
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>>13855648

>> No.13855707

>>13855544
I won’t make it.

>> No.13855719

>>13855648
why do you reddit fags stay in your shithole ?

>> No.13855730

>>13855649
>>13855680
Why even wipe? It's a waste of paper.

>> No.13855739

>>13855544
I will buy an RV and tour the USA.

>> No.13855747

>>13855544
i will get a stable of braphogs

>> No.13855750
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>>13855544
LAMBO

>> No.13855764

>>13855680
you sit, spread your legs and go (with tissue) wipe behind your balls, its actually quite easy anon

>> No.13855767

>>13855544
a house and a bunch of land to put it on. then a homely young wife. but i think i can get there without making it in the classical sense

>> No.13855772

>>13855680
cup the balls with one hand, then reach between your legs, past your balls, and wipe. apparently some people wipe coming in from the back. idk how.

>> No.13855781

>>13855648
If you have to imagine you aren't paying attention

>> No.13855796

>>13855680
i stand up grab my cheeks and rub them together really fast. the friction incinerates any shit left in my anus.

>> No.13855836

>>13855796
kek

>> No.13855968

>>13855591
>t. chad poster

>> No.13856053

>>13855781
You misunderstand entirely. You think punching a clock is comparable to a true hunt? No, but I wouldn't expect you to understand

>> No.13856454

>>13855747
based and high-t pilled

>> No.13856551
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>>13855544
is this the same grill

>> No.13856572

>>13856053
>being this m'lady

>> No.13856588
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BGS10 Alpha Black Lotus

>> No.13856606

>>13855544
my freedom

aka a portfolio of 2M worth of municipal bonds at 5%.

100k annual income tax free. More than enough for me to have an excellent life and work towards whatever it is I want to do.

>> No.13856636

>>13855544
>>13856551

Imagine if they bricked in your mouth. It would probably taste like chocolate.

>> No.13856642

>>13856588
I have a shit load of old magic cards from 1993. Are they actually worth anything nowadays?

>> No.13856748

A large Big Mac meal with a chocolate shake.

>> No.13856758

>>13856551
yes

>> No.13856775

An Asian cutie

>> No.13856800

hrt and buttplug

>> No.13856826

When i do 10x, motorcycle. When 100x, a boat

>> No.13856954

>>13855544
A house in Maine
Fuck the heat
Fuck the South

>> No.13857148

>>13855587
she shits directly into eager beta mouths and they tongue it clean

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>>13855570
>Otherwise I'd get a farm in the middle of bum fuck know where Victoria.
based

>> No.13857199

>>13855544
land so i can farm in peace

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>>13855680
Wiping is for fags

>> No.13857443

>>13855544
a nice pair of jeans and some nice shirts

>> No.13857525

>>13855544
revenge on those who wronged me