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13882828 No.13882828 [Reply] [Original]

Why aren't you farming snails? It's pretty lucrative and requires very little upkeep PLUS they're deli as fuck

>> No.13882867

>>13882828
Reported this to peta. Congrats on this, seriously.

>> No.13882876
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13882876

i have snail nightmares

>> No.13882880

I already have ten million of the fuckers, but I'm scared to sell them in case the buyer pays in $1 bills

>> No.13882887

>>13882828
never even considered eating a snail.

>> No.13882918

>>13882828
Because I value my life.

>> No.13882942

>>13882828
Snail slime is also used in cosmetics. You let these slimy bois crawl all over your body and you will have very soft skin.

>> No.13882945

>>13882887
their fucking great if you cook them up in garlic butter.

>> No.13882949

>>13882828
get off of my shrimping board and never come back. its big shrimpin over here. back your shit up and escargo.

>> No.13882982

>>13882949
This is a snail board now shrimp boi. Get used to it. I myself am a shrimp farmer turned snailer.

>> No.13883041

>>13882876
no you dont

>> No.13883079

>>13882918
what does that have to do with farming snails

>> No.13883087 [DELETED] 

>>13882945
This.
>>13882887
They're basically land mollusks.

>> No.13883100
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>>13882828
>>13882867
>>13882876
>>13882880
>>13882887
>>13882942
>>13882945
>>13882982
>>13883041
Animals feel pain, just like you faggots. Karma.

>> No.13883107

>snail posting on a horseshoe crab blood farming board

saged

>> No.13883122

>>13882828
But what if one of them decides to follow you everywhere for the rest of your life and kills you if it touches you?

>> No.13883126

>>13883100
how do you know vegetables dont

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>>13883100
Good.

>> No.13883142

>>13883126
#plantsmatter

>> No.13883154

>>13883122
then i decline

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>>13882949
>escargo

>> No.13883308

>>13882828

literally have no more space. im already shrimp farming, horseshoe crab blood harvesting, and earthworm farming in my 300 sq ft studio apartment. neighbors are starting to complain about the smell.

>> No.13883364

>>13883308
rent some acres out of town

>> No.13883403

do they have to be certain snails? my backyard has thousands especially after a rain. we fill up buckets and throw them in the dumpster else the outside of the house gets covered in snails in the morning after rain
who the fuck buys them and why

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>>13883126
>>13883142
They do too. Scientifically proven. Doesn't make it ok to hurt animals.

>> No.13883434

Eating animals that still have their shit inside them. No thanks, enjoy your snail poop.

>> No.13883464

>>13883425
then do the world a favor and just stop eating anything that is alive

>> No.13883472

>>13883403
>who the fuck buys them and why

some fancy restaurants serve escargot, and there's also an new industry for snail caviar (pic related)

a tin of this can go for $200-300

>> No.13883479

>>13883403
Your house is probably built on an ancient snail farm bro.
Congrats, just mine them and sell them after rain

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13883485

>>13883472

forgot pic related

>> No.13883551

>>13883132
You deserve to die, Psychopath.

>> No.13883557

>>13883403
>i throw money into the dumpster

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>>13882828
GTFO with your bitch snails.

I'm using this to make a delicious soup tonight

>> No.13883679

>>13883551
S O Y B O Y

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Y

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Y

>> No.13883683

>>13883126
Because they have no need for it ?

>> No.13883697

>>13882828
I miss shrimp farm meme days. I always felt like this was training topic for shills.

>> No.13883722

>>13882828
>eating literal shit eating slime
>be french
pretty accurate

>> No.13883958
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>>13882828
I already sunk my life savings into shrimp because of you fuckers. Do you have any idea how bad 500 kg of rotting shrimp smells? I do

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>>13883100
I like Falafel and all, but you just can't argue with pic related.

>> No.13884157

>>13882876

Did you take the $10 million?

>> No.13884363
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13884363

I like giant snails

>> No.13884545

>>13884363
that's a big boy snail

>> No.13884598

>>13884157
kek

>> No.13884668

>>13882828
i dont get it.
who is a potential customer?
whats the use of these fuckers?
what products they make with these?
i know ancient rome used to make purple color from them, hence senators purple robes, and purple being seens as royality.
i know french also eat them.
but what else?