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14093251 No.14093251 [Reply] [Original]

>reason for leaving your last job?
>oh, it just wasn't a good fit
>thanks anon, we'll let you know our decision

>> No.14093263
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>>14093251
>tfw 10 months unemployed
>did nothing during that time

I'm royally screwed.

>> No.14093264

>job
Fuck off wagie

>> No.14093281
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>reason for leaving your last job?
>too many spics
>you're hired

>> No.14093283

>>14093251
>fill in gaps with fake jobs in remote locations like Wyoming, explain that you moved here recently
>I had to get surgery for cancer, liver transplant for a friend etc etc

FUCK the bosses

>> No.14093284

>volunteer
>make some friends after a few weeks
>"Hey man, I really need a job. I've been looking for months. Could you be my reference and fluff it up a bit?"
???
profit

>> No.14093296

>>14093284
Also this. But most here don't have friends and cannot make them

>> No.14093327

>>14093296
True. I specifically picked volunteering because if you show up and get some shit done, most people are willing to throw you a bone. Even if you're a complete and total sperg.

Or just fake it until you make it

>> No.14093333

I would reply "have sex, Goldstein"

>> No.14093334
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>Anon ,what would you say were your primary motivations during your last employment, and could you phrase it in the form of a set of derogatory statements toward minorities?
>"Fuck niggers, jannies and kikes"
>Thank you! when can you start?

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>>14093327
Very true. Good luck too of you job hunting. FUCK NEETS, unless you made it. Rich neets are cool

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>why did you leave your last job?
>i like to quit while i'm ahead

>> No.14093366

>>14093333
Checked and based.

>> No.14093425

>>14093263
I'm at month #10 too. I cant tell them I did traveling for 3 months since they're going to ask where I travelled to. My only traveling has been to Bangkok and Pattaya. If the roastie traveled to thailand she's going to ask me if I did the Phuket and Chan Mai Thailamd meme

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>>14093263
Anon, I spent a year without working, no excuses. Used it for a very personal moment in job interviews where I say, "yeah, to be honest that was kind of a dark part of my life. I struggled with depression. But my loved ones helped me through it and I've been doing well ever since."

>> No.14093450

>>14093439
Don't say this, people will think you might snap again.

Just say you went travelling, it's a normie thing

>> No.14093477

>>14093450
I mean I only had to say it once. Year 4 working at the same law firm.

>> No.14093516

>>14093334
>Umm actually jannies are not an ethnic minority and your results during the penis section were disappointing. At this time we do not have a postion for you. We have distributed the results of the penis examination to all other companies in the area

>>14093439
This is literally what they’re afraid of though. I would just say lie about experience.

>> No.14093528

>>14093516
>This is literally what they’re afraid of though. I would just say lie about experience.

If you want to tell that obvious of a lie in a job interview, then by all means, bank on people hiring an actual liar versus someone with a blank spot in their work history.

>> No.14093556

>>14093333
Checked and redpilled

>> No.14093564

>>14093251
Always say you quit because of personal reasons, if they ask why then they are morons and you shouldn't work for them.

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>>14093263
Try 6 years anon. My gap can't be explained.

>> No.14093578

>>14093439
Terrible suggestion, you don't need to say you are mentally ill, and if you do say it could hurt your chances.

>> No.14093579

>>14093439
When asked about the yuge gaps on my CV at my job interview I also explained that I had suffered from low motivation and depression. I wonder if the honesty is part of the reason I got the job.

>> No.14093597

>>14093528
>Find x company that recently went belly up
>Say you need a job and you just got laid off from x company
>No need for references then
>If by some miracle they figure out you didn’t work there look somewhere else. Its illegal for them to discredit you in anyway to any other employer as well.

>> No.14093616

>>14093576
Just say you travelled a lot and studied shit like playing violin or something, I've gotten away with huge gaps, no fucks given.

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>>14093251
>Please select the option that describes you best. You may only pick one.

>I enjoy helping other people.
>I am hard working and detail-oriented.

>> No.14094311

>>14093616
>>14093576
How do I explain a 10-12 month gap?

>> No.14094353

>>14093251
The boss was a faggot

>> No.14094408

>>14093683
I hate this shit, I had to fill out a full psychological questionaire to stack shelves at Tesco (Basically Walmart in the UK) and the results came back that I wouldn't be a good fit for this team.

THE JOB IS JUST PUTTING THINGS ON SHELVES WHO CARES IF I'M FRIENDLY

>> No.14094428

>>14093263
what pisses me off, is that the average person here will get hounded for having a gap in their employment history, but some roastie that has a history of travelling for fucking months at a time wont get asked the same question or the interviewer thinks that travelling is a reasonable excuse for a gap. someone who does this shit is prone to quit their job again and travel for a year because apparently theres no cure for the "travel bug"

>muh wanderlust

>> No.14094431

>>14093683
>I am hard working and detail-oriented

fuck other people, you help them out at your work and they never return the favour

>> No.14094436

>>14093576
I'm almost there, I haven't had a job since December 2013, I don't give a fuck though cause I'll start my own business eventually when I get tired from spending my crypto gains

>> No.14094437

>>14093683
Question=Your mother sends you to the market with a list of goods to buy. After you finish you find that by mistake a shopkeeper has given you too much money back in exchange for one of the items.

AnswerOne=Return to the store and give the shopkeeper his hard-earned money, explaining to him the mistake

AnswerTwo=Decide to put the extra money to good use and purchase items that would help your family

AnswerThree=Pocket the extra money, knowing that shopkeepers in general tend to overcharge customers anyway

>> No.14094483

Always drop shit they can't ask about legally. That includes religion, disability, etc... "My NEETitis flared up real fucking bad again"

>> No.14094621

>>14094311
Tell em you had to suck cock to survive. They don't have the guts to question it.

>> No.14094635

>>14094437
Ah yes, we've been expecting you, nevearine.

>> No.14094648

>>14094437
What race is the shopkeeper and what is his place in my context besides his function as a seller of conveniences?

>> No.14094805

>>14093439
It's better if you say you had to take care of a family member full time for a while.