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YOU'RE ONLY ALLOWED TO POST ITT IF YOUR PORTFOLIO IS AT LEAST 1,000,000 USD AND YOUR DICK IS AT LEAST 6.5 INCH

>> No.14374703

yep, that's me

>> No.14374759

My portfolio is $13k but my dick is 7.2", can i still join?

>> No.14374778

>>14374703
post folio

>>14374759
post dick

>> No.14374818

My portfolio is $3.5 million, I drive a lambo, a Maserati and an Audi but not even for an OP as beautiful as you would I cut an inch and a half off my sick.

>> No.14374858

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA i'm breaking your rules op fuck you
7inch
100k

>> No.14374863
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>>14374818
What is with this Reddit tier phone posting "witty" humor on this fucking board ?
All of these groupthink faggots need to go back, no one thinks your funny or cool and people only respond to you on your circlejerk of a website because they want more fake points for validation.

Kill yourself when you get a chance please.

>> No.14374926
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>>14374683
My portfolio is over a million but my dick is only 3.2 inches. I'm ashamed of my asian heritage.

>> No.14375063

>>14374863
Heh wow just wow i bet ur fun at parties

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>>14374926

>> No.14375130

>>14374926
That fucking sucks fren

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>>14374683

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>>14375063
I bet your not. If I had to guess I would say you are a guy that has struggled to form meaningful social bonds his entire life , likely due to some deep seeded trust issues. The "close" friends you do have are only there because you knew them when you were all young. Everyday you drift farther and farther from those people with your nose buried in your phone.
At parties you drink too fast, go home too early, and blame your not getting laid on other people not bringing women to the party for you.

Take responsibility for your own existence and stop being such a loser.

>> No.14375341

>>14374863
>reddit spacing
OH NONONONONO

>> No.14375358
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>>14374683
my portfolio will hit 1,000,000 when bitcoin hits $30million per coin

>> No.14375365

>>14374683
I have a 4.5 inch penis and my portfolio via charles schwab is estimated at 2.5 mil.

>> No.14375370

>>14374818
>>14374863
I thought it was pretty funny

>> No.14376199

>>14374683
>6.5 inch dick
bezos is out then

>> No.14376217

Im south korean, I have 1 million usd but only a fucking 3.3 inch dick!!!