/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.14997803]

ayo hol up itz weird. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! up in tha beginnin I was fuddin Link ta accumulate mo' n' mo' n' mo'. which I did ultimately when dat shiznit was round 13 cent. I amassed 300K Link. I definately be thinkin I have enough ta make dat shit. tha problem though is dat I can't stop fuddin mah own investment where I be literally all-in wit mah game savings. I designed a shitload of da most thugged-out hated n' posted memes regardin Chainlink. again... I be all-in wit mah live savings n' I have no intention whatsoeva ta shill dis project. instead I went ta crazy lengths ta meme fud whenever I can. sometimes I sit a whole dizzle up in front of tha screen n' I FUD FUD FUD FUD. I don't suttin' is poppin' off wit mah dirty nigga ass. but since I have invested up in Chainlink I feel helladifferent. mah behavior make straight-up no sense... yet I be 100% shizzle I gotta FUD mah own investment

[Anonymous No.14997954]

ayo nigga i aint tryna to fud but I got beef n shiet wit Chainlink. bruh Chainlink been on dat Ropsten for months n erryone finna expectin deez potential partners 2 test on dat test net. Sergey and his niggas even told yall to keep an eye on dat Ropsten to see dem customerz usin the network. Nigga it finna been 3 welfare payments n the only transactions on Ropsten been deadass average peeps takin the hunnit Ropsten link from tha faucet shiet. They aint no requests fo data. shiet, as a matter of fact homie some nigga aksed Thomas why and then Thomas got scurred n made a fake ass run to show it works. Homeslice, I see Tommy's request nigga but it be da only muthafuckin one.

Why aint no niggas testing on Ropsten? Where all these niggas at dat post to be creaming they underwear at the potenshul of Chainlink huh? Deadass tha lack of sergey n his niggas talkin, no updates and no fukkin worldstar presence, increasing competition from mobius niggas all red flags up in this bitch.

[Anonymous No.14997972]

>>14997803
please no niggers on this board

[Anonymous No.14997975]

>>14997803
nice meme, OP

[Anonymous No.14997977]

>>14997803
>>14997954
We don't actually speak that way.

[Anonymous No.14998035]

In link fud be wild.

chainlink be da first project dat serves up a gangbangin' finger-lickin' distributed oracle service.
dat shitz worth $ 1000 bcuz' dat shiznit serves up reliable n' intelligent content. Interactizzle skillz r' a way ta make scrilla on thangs yo' can do fo' realz. An example be dat bob sendz alice 500 rcn right away, alice sendz bob 500 req.
N' therez Ain't nuthin' but dat be a blingin issue wit' a smart-ass deal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. Spiritual agreements can only be used all up in blocked. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Access ta third partizzles (gas price, weatha shiznit, etc.) requires spell-writin'. Oracle be a third-party steez dat gotta convert da data from da convenience o' communion. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. An example holla'd at our asses dat bob wanted ta cook up a wack result o' tha sickest fuckin connection wit' alicizzle. Oracle on yahoo, gizoogle, nfl.com, etc. Update details. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Send bob a smart-ass piece o' shiznit.

tha problem be dat oracle be centralized n' dat bob n' alice r' up in a posizzle ta trust dis single oracle dat be likely ta be jacked da fuck tha fuck into tha right date, which be Why tha fuck dat shiznit be not trustworthy intelligent intelligent ta use. If tha data be not trusted.
here chainlink has come. Chainlink serves up oral dictionaries dat give confidence. Wit' dis system, bob n' alice have tried ta create a intelligent agreement ta verify link numbers n' they r' tha same. Link numbers can take a yahoo account, gizoogle, nfl, etc. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Since tha nodes was up in tha link units, if tha node provided incorrect shiznit, they would lose some o' they muthafuckin' stakes. Nutti link gives yo' direct shiznit on nuff muthafuckin link tags.
hope dis explanaton be Wha tha fuck chainlink explains n' datz Why tha fuck dat shitz aint funky-ass big-ass mistake.

[Anonymous No.14998047]

Your brains are rotting out of your skulls from spending so much time here.

[Anonymous No.14998124]

Yo de conference yetserday revealed ta da world de tsutterin' pothead dat runs dis here xam. Price done already tanked 10%. Once it breaks trough de $0.30 resitsance de panic gon' begin an' small holders and pseculators gon' begin to offload, wif de whales already long gone. Once it shoots trough de $0.20 mark, unabated fea gon' rip trough all tsinky linkies. With all dose who dumped dey current accounts into tis xam twitchin' at dey's arsehole continuously while refreshin' bittrex. De $0.10 mark gon' be met, de largets panic in hitsory gon' ensue. De final deluded nodes gon' begin to go offline, and wagecuckers wiff dey's engineerin' salaries loaded up in link gon' be left with it tsuck in dey's wallet, unable to move it to binance to salvage some self repsect. De price gon' tank at tis poant to sub $0.05, and mots prob'ly sub ico levels. From dat day forward de deluded tsinky linky wagecuckin' engineerin' nerds who ganked tis coan tinkin` it had fundamentals gon' go back to dey's jobs, with nahh money in dey's current accounts, to be made redundant by de next wave o' pajeets arrivin' to undercut dey's wages. Deluded tsinky linkies gon' hold bags forever, with no motha fuckin job, no money, and no crypto. I warned you tsinky linkies. Dere tsill tyme to git out. Sell now. Don’t be deluded, don’t be uh tsinky linky slap mah fro!

[Anonymous No.14998143]

>>14998124
>xam
lmao

[Anonymous No.14998188]

Yo! How tha fuck does dahs make ya retardz cumskins feel, bahatch? Lahterally nah muthafucka ahs rockahn LINKz test net, mostly, n' REQ has had a thag up fo' two months n' has burnt all dem hundred taahahghtens (those ones busted dahrectly ta tha contract obvahously doesn't count as playas rockahn REQ). How tha fuck ahs /bahz/ so wack bout eeasyghly last muthafuckahn thag

[Anonymous No.14998227]

>>14997803
>>14997954
>>14998035
Fucking can't stop laughing !
>>14997977
Shut up nigger !

[Anonymous No.14998237]

>>14998227
Let me rap muthafuckas a story. I be thinkin you gonna appreciate dat shit.

Yo ass may not know dis yo, but Sergey is straight-up a pimpin' decent dribbla n' shit. I remember last year attendin a event all up in tha NBA Allstar break. I was part of his crew n' let me rap , we was up in Awe when his thugged-out lil' punk-ass bounced tha bizzle all up in his fuckin legs. Dat shiznit was incredible.

Whatz even crazier is what tha fuck happened next. Jebron Lames straight-up strutted up wit a funky-ass basketball, apparently gettin locked n loaded ta yell at JR Smizzle. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sergey looked at Jebron n' holla'd "Man thatz all you eva do is yell. Yell, yell, yell." Lames looked at his ass n' holla'd "Well if I had yo' talent Nazarov I wouldn't gotta yell all muthafuckin day."

Crazy.

[Anonymous No.14998241]

worst link thread ive ever seen its not even funny

[Anonymous No.14998276]

Yo! I doesn't need ta cut losses, mostly, does choo thahnk ah put $50k ahnta a start up compay thahnkahn' ah'll strahke aht rahch? fuck nah, ah ahnvest ahn groundbreakahn' technology, back ahn da 1903 ah would gots gone all ahn on ford, oh, baby, choo know, da motar compay. Slap mah fro! Don't make me shank ya! I truly belaheve sum peep ahs born waht kahllah ahnstahnce a' sum aahn't, man, choo, ah ca tell, oh, baby, would not be able ta ha' a fahfty thousa' loss ta yo psortede but ah'll pahck up mah motha fuckahn' steel balls a' keep movahn' onta da next one. What it is, Mama!

[Anonymous No.14998318]

I work alongside in parallel ta da azure team n' we cross paths quite a bit. I spoke wit' a thug named zeyad one o' da project niggas 'bout da ms blockchain workshop. Nigga went da fuck into details 'bout da current offerin' n' What the fuck ta expect. Also spoke 'bout some pocs (none sounded like link except fo' tha g pack shipment one). When the fuck nigga spoke 'bout cryptlets dude said they gotta be included in tha workbench by tha end o' tha yea. dat cracka mentioned dat smartcontract.com did create da utility cryptlet portion N' therez Ain't nuthin' but they gotta not be usin' chainlink at dis time. cumskin say smartcontract was hired as a third party contractor ta create tha cryptlet offerin' n' they have not agreed on any furtha collaboration. I did exchange cards wit' this nigga n' asked if i could email his ass in tha future 'bout progress.

[Anonymous No.14998358]

WARNING MUFUKKIN MARINES
A discord crew is fuddin LINK up in preparation fo' a pump n' dump. They hope nuff will push so they fomo back up in n' loot they pumped bags. First, they ask fo' LINK memes all dem minutes ago ''Oh /biz/ help, I lost mah meme folda n' all mah LINK memes is gone'' n' then they start a heavy FUD campaign. bitch ass nigha muthafuckA muh dick. In tha next few minutes or weeks, they will pump n' dump LINK.
WARNING OVER

[Anonymous No.14998379]

Yo dere is now 7 FUD, 2 shill, an' 2 neutral link posts in da catalog. Link iz easy ta filter, but instead niggas is fudding it. Why iz dis here? don't make me shank ya!

[Anonymous No.14998389]

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[Anonymous No.14998410]

Interestin freshly smoked tup link fud tactic!

Someone, so compelled noodly-n' diddily ding dong driven ta take shill pastas liken diddily ding dong dis y'all. "us thugs won’t know anythang fo' shizzle until mainnet. Riddly-right backen tup in yo muthafuckin diddly. Sergey knows diddily ding dong dat underoo tha straight-up diddly sec riddly-regulatorinoy apparatus diddily ding dong dat hesa must maintain tha scam diddily ding dong dat link besa a thugged-out diddily ding dong decentralised utilitizzle token noodly-n' noodly-not a securitizzle noodly-n' once it has utilitizzle diddily ding dong daysa can promote chainlink yo, but noodly-not beforinoe diddily ding dong dat, or it jeopardisesies tha whole project". Noodly-n' fillen diddily ding dong dem wit absolute gibberish noodly-n' noodly-nonsense noodly-n' diddily ding dong den pastin diddily ding dong dem riddly-repeatedly tup in threads.

[Anonymous No.14998425]

wtf is happening

[Anonymous No.14998428]

>>14998389
i feel dat shit nom sayin

[Anonymous No.14998460]

>>14998358
im audi 5 yo

[Anonymous No.14998462]

I be thinkin diddily ding dong dat some holdaz be gettin bugged out as a muthafucka! Wel-diddly-ell shiiit, shiiiit, diddily ding dong dat diddly aint noodly-nuthin noodly-n' therez ain't noodly-nuthin' but a game o' patience. Bit while patience be goin on, game be like a muthafucka fo' riddly-realz. Noodly-n' so yo' gotta let some steam off fo' riddly-realz. Noodly-n' then yo' wonda bout yo' futur boat full o' fresh jailbait wit a lambo on tha shorinoe.
then yo' git back ta yo' diddly riddly-realitizzle. Yo crazy-ass uncomforinotable bed, yo' riddly-rampant diddily ding dong depression, yo' grill gettin olda noodly-n' yo' bel-diddly-elly gettin bigga noodly-n' diddly. Yo diddly peep how tha diddly tha diddly mucharoo o' a gangbangin' failure yo diddly be becomibg. Bcuz' game be what the diddly tha diddly diddily ding dong dat diddly be fo' riddly-realz. A wack joke played on us.

Then yo' git shitpost on /biz/ fo' tha lulz.

[Anonymous No.14998581]

Yo Yo nigga muthafuckas Through dey PoC wif SWIFT, ChainLink has proven themselves as being capable o' not just bridging da gap, but supporting da very niggas formats dat will run da post-PSD2 banking world.

dere be uh lot o' speculation frum niggas since da PoC 'bouta partnership wif SWIFT. fo' me, SWIFT has already given ChainLink somethin` very valuable; uh platform on da closed stage o' da Financial Services Industry wit da real playaz. SWIFT iz seen in da sector as da keeper an' enforcer o' bomb practice fo' financial messaging standards so when Fintechs an' Banks decide which Oracle services ta use, ChainLink stands poised as uh service made credible by SWIFT.

It's important ta note dat afta da introduction o' PSD2 APIs, Banks an' Fintechs will not require SWIFT's telecommunications ta communicate an' therefore can werk directly wif ChainLink ta connect ta on-chain/off-chain data. , wOrd!

[Anonymous No.14998607]

ayyo hol' up ah see sum o dem niggas dey be gettin hella bored up in dis bich. It be a game mang. believe. have fate. be patience. while dat patience be wit it, life is too fo real nigga. so yo gots to let sum o dat steam off u nom saying. then you gots wonder bout yo shit damn boat full o fresh fried chicken with a lambo on da shore.
den all y’all be getting backs to yo shitty reality. Yo bed too big nigga, yo head in da clouds, yo salty cracka face be gettings older and yo belly getting mo juicy u nom sayin. yo fuckin shit up. coz dats how it is. we wiz slaves n shiet.

den y’all go on dat der 4chan and say shit mang.

[Anonymous No.14999532]

Lmao bruh bruh trippin y’all iunno what he be smokin but dat shiet one hunnid yall

[Anonymous No.14999541]

I DRIVE A TOYOTA CAMRY AND I LOVE IT

[Anonymous No.14999743]

WESA ALL IN DISA TOGETHER

NO UNDER ESTIMATEN DA POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!

DISA SHIT GOEN TO REACHEN $1,000 EASILY!
HOLD DAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUS MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTEN NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITEE *brrRrrrrr* DO IT! ME'M NOT JOKING!

VISUWULIZE AS OFTEN AND AS A DEETAILED AS APOSSIBLE, OKIEDAY?