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[Anonymous No.15012195]

>use a fake profile of a male model to talk to women on tinder
>get over 50+ likes within a matter of hours
>find a really nice looking gal
>begin talking a bunch about my passions and desires
>have 3 hours of deep sensual conversation with passion and love
>she says she wants to meet up the next day at a Starbucks for coffee
>I am overwhelmed with joy that she said yes
>get a haircut, have a shower, buy the most expensive cologne at my mall and get ready for the time of my life
>made sure to show up 10 minutes late to make sure I could see her
>I approached the Starbucks slowly and I saw her sitting inside through the window
>slowly walk up to her and say "Rachel is that you?"
>she says yes. I begin to tell her I was Eric from tinder
>she panics and says "what the fuck! Get away from me you creep!"
>I try to calm her down begging her to hear why I did this
>I grab her hand and say please relax.
>she screams "help me!! This man's trying to hurt me"
>I panic and run as fast as I can out of the Starbucks with my cologne wafting in the air
>I sprint as fast as I can many city blocks and get back to the bus before the cops show up

Guys can you please help me. I wanted to try to tell this woman that she could get to know me on the inside first and then learn to love me for what I looked like later. I really wanted her to be the one guys but I really fucked this up. I didn't think that it would turn out this way and all I wanted was to find love. I thought our deep passionate conversation would have been enough to ignite the passion but it didn't work.

Guys what can I do to improve my chances of finding love? I'm 32 years old and still have not lost my virginity. I wanted her to give herself to me but it didnt work out the way I planned. Can someone please help me? I'm willing to pay 10 ethereum for us to meet up if you teach me the ways. I live in California LA. Please I am really desperate help.

[Anonymous No.15012249]

>>15012195
if you truely dont understand why she was upset anon ...you need alot more help than you realize

[Anonymous No.15012277]

>>15012249
It's an old as fuck bait story

[Anonymous No.15012287]

kys

[Anonymous No.15012293]

>>15012195
forget everything you think you know about women.

go to /pol and ask for the redpill.

[Anonymous No.15012294]

What is it with these crazy stories on this sub?

[Anonymous No.15012296]

>>15012249
>>15012287
GTFO MY BOARD NORMIE SCUMM RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.15012298]

>>15012249
you have to go back

[Anonymous No.15012306]

>>15012249

you have to go back

[Anonymous No.15012322]

>>15012195
>>I panic and run as fast as I can out of the Starbucks with my cologne wafting in the air
>wafting in the air
>within cells interlinked

[Anonymous No.15012742]

Fucking kek thanks for the laugh

[Anonymous No.15012820]

>>15012195
All women are whores

[Anonymous No.15012895]

>>15012195
Fuck her dude. Whores only care about what you look like these days, it's actually annoying to hear how that 3 hour sensual conversation counted for nothing when you finally met her.

[Anonymous No.15012898]

I am Link and I hold ChainLINK

[Anonymous No.15012918]

>>15012249
Back you must go

[Anonymous No.15013277]

>>15012195
Kek
I wanted to do this
First get a male profile pic off tinder
Then get a match with a girl.
Then take this females profile pic and make another female profile so the guy i got the pics from in the first place matches me.
Then i chat her/him up and set each other a date while in reality i write with the one and the other. Like a man in the middle

[Anonymous No.15013435]

>>15012820

Sadly this

[Anonymous No.15013478]

>>15012249
you have to go back.

[Anonymous No.15013519]

copy pasta from last month

anyway, have sex. when you are older you're biggest regret will be not having had sex more.

you will not get sex if you dont ask. keep asking until some girl says yes. dont give a fuck about being rejected by hundreds of girls. you will never see them again. and once you get to nut in some chick you will forget about the rejections

[Anonymous No.15013524]

>>15013277
Fucking based
Do it
Make sure you have two completely different conversations
Make sure you record their conversation irl and when they are arguing and deeply confused show them you are recording them, smile and walk away
then post it here