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15057102 No.15057102[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

It's really not that hard. Here, I'll show you

>1. Get undercut haircut. #1 or #2 along sides, long down middle.
>2. Lift heavy weights. Achieve 185 / 225 / 315 on bench, squat, deadlift as the standard baseline
>3. Always stir up conversation with people no matter what. #1 and #2 will make them bask in your attention.
>4. Always be job hunting to some capacity. There's so much opportunity out there it's painful.
>5. Have regular skincare routine and sleep 8 hours a day minimum

ITS NOT THAT FUCKING HARD. You still get at least 4 hours a day for your degenerate hobbies even with all this and people will see you like a real life stable Bateman.

>> No.15057121

i actually prefer to waste my whole day OP. stop trying so hard. just focus on making money, other people are nothing but a waste of energy.

>> No.15057167

>>15057102
You forgot diet retard, can do all that but if you are stuffing down chick fil a waffle fries, large cokes, and 6 packs of soi boy craft ipas every weekend you will look like shit

>track calories
>eat lots of veggies
>lean proteins
>less carbs
>no processed sugary bullshit, replace with fruit
>cut alcohol intake down as much as possible

>> No.15057268

>>15057102
I do all of that except number 3. Ex royal marine that literally can not be fucking assed listening to some roastie talk about her 5 quid cup of coffee.

>> No.15057275

>>15057167
>less proteins
Kys thanks

>> No.15057286

>>15057121
based

>> No.15057304

>>15057102
>wanting to slave for kikes in 2019
id rather be homeless than work for somebody else you literal cuck. kys

>> No.15057369 [DELETED] 

>>15057102
Imagine vying this hard for the attention of vapid roasties.

An undercut isn't going to fix your goofy face and muscles won't fix your twink frame.

>> No.15057396

i can barely lift the bar

>> No.15057426

IT WON'T MOVE YOUR MAXILLA FORWARD AND WON'T GIVE YOU MORE BONE MASS IN YOUR CHIN YOU BLUEPILLED STUPID FAGGOT LDAR IT'S OVER FOR YOU

>> No.15057431
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>>15057275
he said lean friend

>> No.15057459

>>15057369
haircut mildly helps your face and muscles 100% fix your frame you faggot

>> No.15057472

>>15057426
start mewing, it helps a lot for real

>> No.15057480

>>15057102
>3. Always stir up conversation with people no matter what
Fuck no, I can't stand talking to people.

>> No.15057483

>>15057472
>mewing
>helps a lot
this is 18+ board

>> No.15057499

>work 50 hour week excluding commute
>sleep 8 hours a day
>have enough time to take care of property, relationships and degenerate hobbies
Something doesn't add up here, buddy

>> No.15057501

That undercut meme haircut is such a meme. Only works if you're handsome and have great hair because you can get away with anything anyway. However it looks so stupid and ugly on average guys.

>> No.15057514

>>15057483
it helped me

>> No.15057528

>>15057102
>posting 85 iq self improvement advice on /biz/

get the fuck off this board and kys you worthless faggot SAGE

>> No.15058153
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>>15057167
Based you are right.

All a man needs is a slow cooker. Just stick veggies and meat in there and mass cook that shit. Delicious every time, minimal prep, mass prep, and you can eat rice or bread or stick in some potatoes for carb macros.

>> No.15058212

>>15057102
I'm supposed to go the gym today but I don't feel like it because I stuck stuff up my ass last night and I feel bad about it.

But yeah, solid advice.

>> No.15058307

>>15058212
go anyway, you'll feel better about yourself, also stop looking at porn of any sort

>> No.15058444

I prefer to just go with the homeless schizophrenic look and smell desu it saves me alot of time not washing clothes and showering, and I dont give a fuck really so it works

>> No.15058491

>>15057102

or just buy bitcoin and wait ~5 years and say "fuck you" to the world

>> No.15058496

>>15057102
Since I've already risen to the top of my business hierarchy I prefer to come to work unshaven with greasy bangs, make my poor physique blatantly apparent, and ignore everyone who tries to interact with me outside of work capacity.

Watching the normies cope with trying to understand why this sweatpants wearing gremlin has power over them is 100% more satisfying than being respected.

>> No.15058555

>>15057102
How about 100x off icon in the 2017 bubble and be crypto rich. Get pussy and travel the world while never having to work again. exercise like crazy because there is so much free time to dedicate to hobbies. Suck my dick faggot.

>> No.15058743

>>15058444
Nice digits pepe god

>> No.15058783

>>15057483
I think he meant chewing. Chew mastic gum for 30 minutes for a month.

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>>15057102
>185 / 225 / 315
U wut m8?

>> No.15059334

>>15058496
Based

>> No.15059448

>>15058153
Based, this is exactly what I need. What are some good/easy recipes in a slow cooker?

>> No.15059511

>>15059448
stew beef
frozen veggies

put all that shit in the pot together

fill it with water

sprinkle in some salt and a ton of pepper and spices

>> No.15059519

>>15057102
1. Yup
2. 264 / 308 / 330 deads a bit weak but check.
3. Yup
4. Run my own business from home so check I guess
5. How could you not.

Am I a Chad now?

>> No.15059688

>>15057275
Based retard

>> No.15059703

>>15057275
this is the type of faggot browsing this board holy shit

>> No.15059726

>>15059519
How long did it take you to get to 264 bench?

>> No.15060193

>>15057102
This is actually good advice

>> No.15060219

>>15057102
fucking pathetic stats lol. can people really not bench 185 without any training? i havent lifted in years and i can probably still rep 185 for 10-20 and im 150lbs.

>> No.15060236

>Achieve 185 / 225 / 315 on bench, squat, deadlift
>heavy
If you're a manlet maybe

>> No.15060250

>>15057102
>Achieve 185 / 225 / 315 on bench, squat, deadlift as the standard baseline
this is how I snapped my shoulder.
I did everything like the meme videos, my form was perfect, I was constantly supervised, and I still snapped my shit with BENCH PRESS. DO NOT bench, I repeat DO NOT bench.

>> No.15060284

>>15059448
Butter chicken usually turns out pretty well for me but it requires some effort. That said, I make like three weeks worth of meals and freeze them with that couple of hours worth of effort.

>> No.15060290

>>15060250
You were definitely doing it wrong. Inclined bench will snap your shit up though

>> No.15060300

>>15059726
Far too long. I've been on and off for ages but I started back at 180 a year ago and I hit 264 for 5x5 about a month ago.

>> No.15060392

>>15060290
I heard a lot of people getting fucked with the barbell bench. Using dumbbells gave me 0 problems, it was the damn barbell (fell for the rippletits meme)

>> No.15060571

>>15060392
Wtf are you on about hahah