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It's a wild time, and you've got some questions.
He's here to give you some answers!

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>>15111325

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CRAZY VOLATILITY INCOMING

trade accordingly

>> No.15118204

Snss anon, earnings are this week, I hope you aren't my second NAKD anon making me lose money

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The only good thing about All this is I still have a good cash position 10~20%, and a bit of a crypto position (fucking ETH is such a shitcoin it’s cucked me so hard otherwise I would’ve bought more BTC according to the Asuka prophecy)

On the bright side, I might FINALLY get some of those BILI cheapies... And I’m not too scared to make bigger moves than I was in December.

Unfortunately I have much LESS cash and much bigger bags than I did back then.

>>15118043
Didn’t you listen to the conference call? TVIX making some big moves this year.

Trump overheard saying “make TVIX great again”

>>15118204
>fool me once, shame on you...

>>15118175
Stayyyvun, if I buy CHAD, can I make some money and maybe one day get a girlfriend?

WHAT THE HELL WHY NOT:
Rolling for a GF

>> No.15118252

Trump is an asshat.

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>>15118201
>sold some $10 VIIX calls last week
>same calls are now trading for 12x what i sold em for

why am i so bad at options?

>> No.15118304

>>15118241
Rollan

>> No.15118329

>>15118241
Aww man... uppity slut is not my favorite, but I could use some cleaning up and should probably get some better clothes. And bj game on point is a big big big plus.

I’d be happier with the dumpy one...

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>not rolling for the fatty

>> No.15118369

>>15118357
>rolling for the fatty
>getting the athletic one instead
Fuck you...

>> No.15118378

>>15118241
aware me on BILI

>> No.15118381
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>>15118241
roll

>> No.15118383

>>15118241
I'm pretty sure I got the dumpy one or nerd.

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>SQQQ up another 4.5% premarket

whew lads, we oversold, or ship sinking today?

>> No.15118461

>>15118429
Lol these are ridiculous but roll

>> No.15118473

>>15118429
Already know. Re roll

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>>15118383
>>15118378
Chad as fuck...

You haven’t heard about BILI? Where you been man?

It’s an anime streaming site, but also a community where users upload videos and stuff. I think you can check it out if you go to their website at bilibili dot com.

Their last conference call was pretty promising. But I stopped following it because I got scared and sold, regretted it ever since.

Hong Kong Anon could explain better, but he has definitely more important things to worry about right now.

>>15118429
>a man who gets shit done
>21. Drink a beer in the shower
>28. Scratch your nuts in public
Doesn’t seem productive. But damn it’s been years since I drank a beer in the shower. I scratch my nuts in public if they itch without even taking notice. Am I not supposed to?

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>>15118429
>29 apply for a job (if unemployed)
fuck you meme, i come to 4chan so i dont need to hear about that kind of negativity

>> No.15118492
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>>15118429
Nasdaq is not oversold yet. Possibly by Tuesday if things follow through the way futures are moving.

>> No.15118491

>>15118484
You don’t have to accept the job, anon.

>> No.15118507

>>15118241

inchou get

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>>15118492
honestly if SQQQ rises up any more ill be able to sell my puts for profit just from the inplied volatility doubling over the weekend
>options IV was 58% friday night
>options IV is now at 86% and climbing

weird, if the price goes too much higher a put will actually become more valuable....
options are odd

>> No.15118640

Nintendo down another 2.4% on Japanese markets...

I think I’m bad at this investing thing.

>> No.15118813

China has come out saying that they've purchased US agricultural goods, conflicting with news earlier about a demand to stop purchased during the Asian session.

What a fucking shit show.

https://twitter.com/LiveSquawk

>> No.15118819

>>15118175
usdcny broke above 7, a chinese psychological number. Reminder that it's ultra boolish for bitcoin.

>> No.15118825

>>15118813
HA
so... bull is back?

Jesus christ I'm glad I'm not making any moves right now.

>> No.15118827

>>15118253
>still doesn't realize that no one knows hot to time the market.

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>do i average down on AMD or buy MSFT calls

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>>15118825

Futures haven't moved up shit. I think the big news is still the devaluation.

We're looking at an January or October 2018 event here boyos.

Stolen my pic from Northman trader.

>>15118827

VIX never stays under 12 for long. You can't predict when things are going to happen but something eventually does.

>> No.15118864

>>15118853
What's the story there anyway, did their treasury make an announcement or what?

All I'm seeing is Hong Kong right now...

>> No.15118895

>>15118864

All I'm seeing is the LiveSquawk tweet. CNBC and bloomberg are all running with the halt of import news.

I'm so hard right now.

>> No.15118912

>>15118895
Really? You just like chaos or you have big bear bets, lots of cash, and no long positions?

>> No.15118948

>>15118912

No long positions.

3K in cash.

Big position in SQQQ.

No assets aside from 2 cars.

>> No.15119020

>>15118948
Well, good for you, I hope it works out.

>> No.15119066

Short BUD if you're a chad.

>> No.15119408

>take a 1 week vacation
>come back to multiple -1% red days
its happening...

>> No.15119430

>tfw bought the gold dip
When sell?

>> No.15119441

>>15119066
why?

>> No.15119445

Bulls do have some hope here. There really hasn't been the HUGE 3% down days that were characteristic of the October to December period.

They can still go higher, but they are going to need a lot of good news to do it.

>> No.15119457

>>15118175
Hey Stephen, should I liquidate my Amarin holdings and go all in sqqq?

>> No.15119458
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cheapies coming!!!!

>> No.15119465

>>15119457
>I don't understand
Oh Stephen, you silly goose!

>> No.15119541

>>15119441
because it's overbought

>> No.15119622

Crashing this market with no survivors

>> No.15119650
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>>15119622
A BULL MARKET JUST FLEW OVER THE HOUSE

>> No.15119661

IT'S ALL OGRE
EXIT MARKETS NOW

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Maybe it's just me coping, but is this type of drawdown really appropriate for a single trump tweet on 10% tariffs that CHINA pays?

>> No.15119675

>>15119665
its a correction too

>> No.15119695

>>15119458
oh yeah baby, can't believe I'll be buying MSFT at 134

>> No.15119727

>>15119622
Bobo was born in the darkness

The darkness made Bobo who he is

>> No.15119734

>>15119665
Did you hear about Chinese devaluation of yuan and ban on US agri exports?

>> No.15119769

So what's the tech world's plan for when China invades Taiwan and TSMC is in a warzone? AMD going back to glofo?

>> No.15119778

>>15119665
I don't think so, but most of the stocks I'm playing with are techs or biopharma that shouldn't really care about China.

>> No.15119783

I told you retards to buy TVIX all weekend. Did you? I'm up 9% pre market open

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>>15119675
>>15119734
>>15119778
so just give it to me straight should i take the loss on amarin and go through with buying msft for covered calls?

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>> No.15119803

>>15119769
War tech against PRC

>> No.15119813

>>15119783
I've been holding 50% SQQQ and 50% TVIX since July 12. This is my day to shine

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>> No.15119858

>>15119815
Will we ever see 300 again?

>> No.15119861

>>15119769
dont they have fabs all over the world

>> No.15119881
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>>15119858
Yes but the dollar will not be the same

>> No.15119890

>>15119881
i fucking hate this market

>> No.15119909

>>15118175
Should I start fasting, Stephen?

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>> No.15119919

>>15118204
I'm not.

>> No.15119940

>>15119794
BOBO gets Lucky China 7 Streak!

>>15119798
This is looking ominous

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see yall when the market opens

>> No.15119962

>>15119940
https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-08-05/trump-slams-chinas-currency-manipulation-after-pboc-denies-competitive-devaluation

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>he's a burger and he didn't dump his usd

>> No.15119987

Jokes on the Chinese, all our farms are flooded and we're not even growing anything.

>> No.15119992

Morning everyone! Are we ready to lose some money today?

>>15118429
Also roll

>> No.15120007

WKHS gonna moon

>> No.15120010
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>he didn't exit his equity positions days before the rate cut.
How does it feel being a loser?

>> No.15120024

>>15120010

To be fair, it could have easily rallied for another month or so if Trump didn't do his tweet.

>> No.15120050

jesus christ, 8 ch being discussed on CNBC re: cloudflare

>> No.15120056
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10 year yield getting hammered badly

>> No.15120101

>>15120024
I don't see how aside from a .5 drop, which no one thought was going to happen or a deal with China, which I don't think will happen until after the election.
The .25 cut was priced in for months and Powell was always going to hedge the next possible cuts while we were sitting at record highs.
Between now and Sept, aside from what earnings are left to report, all we have to look at are the fundamentals, which aren't great. Now the market is pricing in the Sept.3 tarriffs and I believe the time to buy back will be the week after that since Powell will be forced to give that second cut whether he likes it or not. Otherwise it will be Powell correction 2.0 with lower lows. Botton comes 2nd week of Sept once the tariffs are fully priced in.

>> No.15120141

>>15118429
Rollin

>> No.15120159

>>15120050
Decent segment actually. Ultimately said what I agree with: it's not the platform, it's the fact that it's happening with such frequency. Target the issue, not the medium. If 8ch shutters people will just find other places.

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>>15120050
What are they saying? Are they talking about how shitty 8ch deals with browsing replies?

>> No.15120172

>>15120101

A lot of damage could be done before September 3rd, the question is how much.

>> No.15120176

Just woke up, quick run down?

>> No.15120190

It's starting

http://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2019/08/05/1896839/0/en/Galectin-Therapeutics-Submits-Phase-3-NASH-RX-Protocol-in-Nash-Cirrhosis-to-FDA.html

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>> No.15120198

>>15120190
Shame that it just happened to be on a down day like this tho

>> No.15120204

>>15120190
>>15120198
There's still the first patient dosing to happen with the phase 3 trial, tho

>> No.15120212
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Why can't we ever have red days on my pay day?

>> No.15120226

>used up all my day trades
>can't identify any calls I can safely buy now and then sell tomorrow with the way everything has been
Feels bad, tell me what to do bros

>> No.15120235

>>15120176

tl;dr everyone will die

>> No.15120243

>>15120235
(me in particular: OKTA and SQ already dying premarket)

>> No.15120251

>>15120190
Awesome! GALT hs already rallied a whopping $0.14 pre-market. At this rate, we may even hit pre-dilution prices over the long-term.

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giga giga giga giga giga giga giga giga giga

>> No.15120264

>>15120251
The broader market instability is likely taking the luster off of it a bit
Just stop being a bitch and it'll pay off in time

>> No.15120266

let's see if 2888 spx holds today. that was my target for a bounce.

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>>15120256
GIGAPUDII!!!!

>> No.15120281

>>15120266
I hope not. I need S&P 2500.

>> No.15120283

I just keep letting me down
letting me down
letting me down

>> No.15120290

CRASHING THIS MARKET

WITH NO SURVIVORS

>> No.15120310

>>15118241
rolling

>> No.15120317

Well there's 2885, this is probably where it'll bounce.

>> No.15120323

Amerilards should dump their usd and go into gold and bitcoin. your currency is losing value

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>soon

>> No.15120332

>>15118241
gf?

>> No.15120358

>>15118241
>the slut

Galko is pure and innocent

>> No.15120364

PM looks like shit today. Good thing I am on the road to see customers.

>> No.15120366

my body is ready to short BUD. should have done it friday

>> No.15120367

>>15120358
Anyone want this girl I've been given

>> No.15120368

>>15118241
rolling on this too

>> No.15120378
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*ahem* Settle down, muhfuggus
CHECK CHECK
CAP THE NASDAQ IN THE DICK
BITCH MA WALLET GETTIN THICC
S&Ps TRADIN LIKE A BITCH
BULLKEKS FINNA FLINCH

>> No.15120382

So where is AMD support gonna be, already at $28 so far.

>> No.15120383

>>15120367
I'm disappointed, too.

>> No.15120388

>>15118429
KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLL

>> No.15120387

>>15119798
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>15120378
AAAH

>> No.15120407

>>15120382
if we are repeating 2016 bull run 28$ should hold. i wouldnt buy though.. if anything i would short

>> No.15120408

>>15119798
Wew... full inversion?

>>15120367
She might let you wear her clothes. She could probably even talk in a deep voice and pretend to be a boy for you.

>> No.15120411
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Made this meme lines chart when I was shitfaced drunk back in Nov 2018. Imagine if it plays out

>> No.15120431

>>15118429
Roll

>> No.15120437

>>15118175
should i send her money

>> No.15120440

HAHAHAHAHA GOOD BYE MONEY

>> No.15120449
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come to papa

>> No.15120464
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.15120479

>>15120464
Take it easy RKG

>> No.15120486

Why V and MA getting smashed so hard?

V and AAPL leading the fall down...

>> No.15120489

Holy fuck. I don’t know whether to buy puts or wait it out

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>>15120464
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.15120500

>>15120378
BOBO inna house
BOBO inna house
Big rigs, big wheels, big bear
He don’t care
Smack yo SPY
See if you dare -
- trade bullish
Don’t be foolish
BOBO inna house
BOBO inna house

>> No.15120501
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And now we shall burn

>> No.15120504

>>15120492
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.15120505
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NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.15120509

Somebody trip the breakers.... Quick

>> No.15120513

where's that faggot who bought AMD on leverage and was bragging about selling covered calls on it as free money? he should be liquidated for his entire port by now

>> No.15120525

>>15120501
>>15120505
Shut up bitchtits

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>tfw in GOLD and AMD
Solid as a rock

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this shit better start going back up soon

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Bigggggg winnnnerrrr.

Actually could be worse, I'm bullish on Eric right now anyways

>> No.15120549

>>15118241

No sex outside marriage and no way I'll become the slave of any of them.
1) 2 I like her for some reason
2) 4 a girl that melts from physical contact, very nice, would wife
(These are no's)
3) 3 most beautiful girl of the group too bad she's a slut
4) 6 she's got some big boobs but she's fat

>> No.15120554
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And now some words from CEO Mike Tyson...

>> No.15120556

BIG RED BOBO
BIG RED BOBO
He gappin on you SPY
He gappin down on you DOW
He smackin that QQQ
He rackin on that QQQ
Bulls make money,
Bears make mo’ money
But wy popo pigs get slaughta

>> No.15120558

>>15118175
will i get rich

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>>15120549
Nooooooooo I want the dumpy want not the nerd chick. Anyone want to trade.?

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CANCEL ALL ORDERS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9NKu4a3MMw

>> No.15120572

>>15120564
I'll trade you the Class Rep

>> No.15120576
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>>15120554
Based CEO Mike

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Gonna hold in my long-term accounts, but on RH I'm pretty much out of equities except for SNSS which I wrote some covered calls on. Placed an order for a long EEM put spread. How far will China drop?

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People who sold friday and are buying back in today

>> No.15120612 [DELETED] 

>>15120572
Heck yeah ill take it! You do know im trading the nerd girl away right? If the answer is yes i will take the class rep chick.

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OH ME GO THERE WERE NO GREEN CANDLE
THERE WERE NO GREEN CANDLE

>> No.15120621

someone remind me why we are selling again?

>> No.15120629
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>>15120564
Tfw when all I want is to sexually break the uppity slut.

>> No.15120637
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reminder

>> No.15120638

>>15120621
everyone else is doing it. don't be left out.

>> No.15120652

>>15120629
Same fren

>> No.15120653
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>>15120572
You do know I'm trading you the nerd girl for the class rep girl right? If yes, heck yeah I'll take the class rep girl!

>> No.15120664

>>15120621
china just told us to fuck off, basically

>> No.15120667

>>15120653
if he doesn't I'll trade class rep for her

>> No.15120681

>>15120638

Ive been shorting SPY this whole time. I’ve been teaching others and I’ve gotten my neighbors and coworkers into shorting the market and we are all making a lot of money together shorting SPY and DIA. I’m really popular now among my friends because I’m making so much money from shorting the market, a lot of them are making accounts in Interactive Brokers now because of me. I can’t wait for this bear market to continue for the next 5 years until I have enough money from shorting to buy a house and hopefully a nice car. Shorting is the best guaranteed way to make money in the longterm

>> No.15120684
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15120684

>SPY cheapies
D-don't mind if I do

>> No.15120690

>>15120609
we're about to have the traditional dead homer bounce up to 300

>>15120667
you really like "nerd" over class rep wtf

>> No.15120697

loaded up on riot, when bitcoins explode to 250k this shitchain company will be worth $50 a share. the charts never lie.

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>>15120526
>He feels good losing 4% on AMD
Big yikes from me. :^)

>> No.15120708

dear god we are seeing price levels we havent enountered since... *squints* June?

>> No.15120712

>>15120701
>4%
Is nothing, AMD will be at $40 eoy.

>> No.15120721

Class Rep is one of the best girls... not as fun as the dumpy one, but she's a study buddy who stands by you and cooks and cleans... And she's a switch.

>>15120653
One of the worst but at least she's a freak.

>BRK got them cash supplies on standby
Sheeeeeeeeeet I wonder if they could be a big winner... I just DON'T want that KHC exposure

>> No.15120727

>>15120690
I have one influence point to make into real gamr girl

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>>15120708
>June

>> No.15120739

>>15118175
who here /panicsell/?

>> No.15120750

>>15120739
Nah, I'm panic-doing-nothing-only-cancelling-limit-buy-orders

>> No.15120757

truth is, there was never a trade deal from the start

>> No.15120759

>>15120739
I'm really trying not to

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>>15120739
nah this is the time to post as if the entire world is falling apart while not making any changes to long-term holdings
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.15120776

>>15119798
gg

>> No.15120788

>>15120757

This. After May 8th, the deal was busted.

Trump manipulated the market in early June by calling the Chinese.

>> No.15120791

>PES headed to all-time low

Is this really still going anywhere?

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>>15120667
I've gotten no response I will trade you the nerd girl for the class rep girl. Is it a deal?

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>>15120764
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.15120801
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15120801

pamp pamp pamp

>> No.15120807

>>15120739
>tfw sold july 1st
>tfw watch retard algos run up the market to even more insane heights
>tfw finally, FINALLY freed from fomo today

feels good to finally be right about something

>> No.15120809

>>15120797
it is a deal
I need something to relieve me from the pain I'm feeling today

>> No.15120823

just transferred another 10k from my bank to my broker

we buying this dip

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>>15120798
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.15120844
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15120844

NOT 2870
DONT DO THIS

>> No.15120846

>>15120537

I got sprint as my free stock

l O l

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

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>>15120798
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~ !!!!

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>>15120823

>> No.15120867

i will tell you when to safely long SPY my brainlets

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>>15120809
Pleasure doing business with ya.

Alright anons I'm trading the class rep girl (8) for the dumpy girl (2).

Pic related, the girl I'm trading for the dumpy one.

>> No.15120894
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15120894

>Things to watch:
NRZ dropped hard and fast, that yield would be nice if we end up in a rough place. Any reason to think real estate gonna get fucked up?

AAPL back below 200! I want to get a good entry point, I miss you Tim!

>>15120797
He doesn't care fren, he's a gay.

>>15120764
>chasing after attention whores
Might as well go after the gymshark types then?

>>15120823
Buy the dip in what? This is not a time to buy the index yet IMO...

>>15120844
what that white stuff?

>>15120537
I got CHK for my RH free stock ;_;

>>15120867
>only acknowledges when he's right
>disappears when he's wrong
you're only the god of selective memory and bullshit

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>>15120836
>>15120492
>>15120387
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.15120906

>>15120867
depends on your timeframes how long you plan to hold

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>>15120712
> AMD will be at $40 eoy.

Maybe somewhere next year. ROME production still has to ramp up, the new console generation only gets produced next year and the current market is too much of a shitshow due to the trade war.

>> No.15120929

>>15120894
>>only acknowledges when he's right
>>disappears when he's wrong
>you're only the god of selective memory and bullshit
show me when i disappeared when i was wrong .. post proof. My only wrong call here was GE which shouldnt go below 10. I was wrong on that one and took a loss. I created this tripfag so you can verify my calls.

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>>15120917
the new console generation is going to be postponed or cancelled because of the trade war

we're about to see some shit, these zoomer gamers are going to truly rise up and start mass shooting everyone. the stuff we've had so far has been nothing

gonna be a fuckin mess right.

>> No.15120947
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15120947

dubs and I sell

>> No.15120960

>>15118241
>Asuka prophecy
kys unironically

>> No.15120962

Ironically this would all have been avoided if Powell cut by 50 pts

>> No.15120970

thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PRNJJ1-JO4

>> No.15120976

Why do I always have to take a shit when I have a good trade setting up? This isn't the first several hundred dollar shit I've had.

>> No.15120979

How much money did you guys start investing with?

>> No.15120992
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Bought back in due to the amount of fear I’m seeing hear. The jews tell me this is a good plan I better not get fucked.

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>>15120979
$32

>> No.15120998
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15120998

Dear anon,

We regret to inform you that your Amarin mental stop loss has been triggered. Your portfolio has been restructured into a stereotypical millennial technobabble port. For your comfort, we‘ve taken the liberty of subsidizing your /g/ posting pass and bookmarking QYLD‘s dividend schedule. Thank you for your cooperation.

-Anon

>> No.15120999

>>15118429
roll

>> No.15121008

>>15120999
Rebuild a fucking engine? I'm fucked boys

>> No.15121009

>>15120979
I started with about 2500-3000

>> No.15121010

>>15120979
$30k

>> No.15121018

>>15120998
Buy GLD calls!

>> No.15121020
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*breathes in*

>> No.15121035

>>15118429
rold gold

>> No.15121039
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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

blessed be KEK for these cheapies! If you were a dividend investor you would be welcoming this drop from ATH's to get some better yields of solid, dividend growth companies. Got my eye on GPC, BLK, JNJ and SBUX if it drops much further.

>> No.15121042
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>>15121008
rebuild a lawnmower engine or a model plane engine or something
ez

support at uh.... right here
we made it boys ultrahard titanium gundanium support has been found

>> No.15121048

Look at these bond yields

>> No.15121073
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>>15120946
>the new console generation is going to be postponed or cancelled because of the trade war

>> No.15121102

I read on CNBC that last week was the worst week of 2019. So clearly this week is going to be green because it can't be a worse week than last week since last week was the worst week of the year.

>> No.15121108
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Everytime I look at my portfolio I have lost some money.

T-thanks Drumpf

>> No.15121120

>>15121108
>Everytime I look at my portfolio I have lost some money.

This has been a rough year for me. Well, since March.

>> No.15121124

>>15121102
>logic

>> No.15121133

WEEEEEV WEEEEEV
PULL. UP. PULL. UP.
WEEEEV WEEEEV
PULL. UP. PULL UP.

>> No.15121136
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>15121073
hey I'm not the one who decided all that electronics stuff had to be made in China and Taiwan
I just know that the zoomers are not mentally or spiritually equipped to handle the consequences when Beijing really starts to turn up the heat in east Asia later this year or early next year

>> No.15121141

>>15121133
TERRAIN

TERRAIN

>> No.15121142

>>15121108
which candidate will bailout our portfolio losses?. I don't have student loans. Just margin loans.

>> No.15121146

WHAT'S WITH THE REIT CHEAPIES?!
WHAT AM I MISSING? I WANT TO REACH FOR DAT YIELD
>NRZ, GEO, CXW

>>15120998
>MSFT
>QYLD, whose largest holding is MSFT
???
Maybe pick up some healthcare cheapies? Or V/MA? Those are companies that aren't going under... ever.

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>>15121102

>> No.15121175

>>15121136
This am nice picute

>>15121153
>We chose this
>It didn't have to be this way
>We didn't listen.

>>15120960
Why's that fren? I don't really follow those Buffet-condemned gambling devices.

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There isn't one green stonk on my watchlist, incredible

>> No.15121183
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BUY

REFR

>> No.15121191
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>>15121137
Tfw glofo is gonna have their day in the sun

>> No.15121197

Took profits on Tyson Chickems!

>>15121182
That's a good thing though, watchlist is for waiting for cheapies

WHAT THE FUCK I JUST HIT A LIMIT AND BOUGHT NRZ?!

WHAT IS HABBUNING TO REITS?!

>> No.15121199

>>15121182
I have REFR and KL on there. What the fuck is REFR the real hedge against economy crashing?

>> No.15121202

>>15118241
Ok

>> No.15121209
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>>15121175
IT
KEEP
DROPPING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>15121182
Only based TSN is pumping
everything else is dead

>>15121197
hold TSN you fool
don't sell

>> No.15121223

My portfolio does not feel like we are winning any wars currently. We are getting massacred.

>> No.15121228

>>15118241
rollero

>> No.15121231

>wanted to cash out weeks ago since everyone knows a crash is coming
>Only thing left to sell is 6000 dollars doos of VZ, surely they'll bounce back before the crash and I can buy back in when they are cheap
>Even with good earnings the price shits the bed
WHELP looks like I'll be bag holding for a while

>> No.15121235

>>15121182
GBR's green on mine.

>> No.15121238
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>always sell too early
NONONONONONONOOOOO

>> No.15121244

>>15121211
was about to post this. What a bloodbath

>> No.15121246

>>15121231
VZ is only down like 5 cents a share

>> No.15121247

We should all be praying for a crash so we can buy cheapies the only people a new ATH every day helps is the fucking boomers that got in for pennies on the dollar.

75% of my entire net worth is in the S&P and I want to see a 50% drop.

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>>15121199

>Is REFR the real hedge against economy crashing?

Are we gonna make it bro

>> No.15121254

not fucking good

>> No.15121256
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WE WERE 3030 LAST WEEK

AHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.15121259

>>15121182
Fucking TRNX is green? Looks like they signed a deal to expand into Latin America.

FUJYH (Subaru) also popped for some reason?

>> No.15121264

Where the hell is the fucking BOUNCE

>> No.15121271

>>15121256
>>15121254
>>15121211
>>15121209
Shut up bitchtits

>> No.15121280

>>15121264
You too

>> No.15121282
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>>15118241
rolling for uppity slut

>> No.15121290
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Is now a safe time to buy or just watch for a few days?

>mfw i literally got into the stock market at all time highs

>> No.15121291

Trump needs to be removed from office...

>> No.15121298

>>15121282
No uppity slut for you

>> No.15121307

>>15118241
bowling

>> No.15121310

>>15121290
Ad another 1% to your portfolio every day we are red

>> No.15121313

Reminder that I'm already up my chad bud short >>15119066

>> No.15121322

>>15118241
rolling for fatty

>> No.15121324

>>15118241
Rollin for a nice fatty

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>>15121290
just chill and watch for today

remember that boomer pensions are on the line and it will all make sense eventually

>> No.15121326

Lmaoing @ bitches who are fixated on short term price action

>> No.15121329

>>15121290
>tfw last my roth 401k contribution was at all time highs

fucking fags I can time this bullshit market better than HR

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Lol CNBC has broken out the BOOMER CAPS

>> No.15121333

>>15121322
oh god damn it rolling for part 2

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RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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>>15121282
Career girl, nice. I currently have the class rep girl which I got by trading away the nerd girl. Still trying to trade away the class rep girl for the dumpy girl.

>> No.15121342

>>15121211
where is this graph from?

>> No.15121356

>>15121342
https://finviz.com/
its in the OP

>>15121333
lol you got got haha

>> No.15121359

>>15118241
rolling for my gf

>> No.15121363

Dododo dododo doo doo doodoodoo
SELL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CaypEojjKQ

>> No.15121365

>>15121333
lesbian 4 some with the fatty.

>> No.15121367

>>15121335
https://youtu.be/x6LovY_DdEE

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>>15118241
Rolling

>portfolio: 1 single share of JUST

>> No.15121381

>>15121332
kek

>> No.15121396

>>15121211
T-TOO LATE!!! ;_;
Why hold? I didn't listen to the ER, I only had one share and I have like 20+ positions so I've been meaning to close some.

I figured there'd be a lot of profit taking and they might get dinged on price fixing FUD

But... it's not like they're dependent on trade... and it sounds like China is still buying agro, so we won't get crazy low priced feed, right?

>>15121202
>>15121282
>>15121322
I'll trade you uppity slut for the dumpy one.

>>15121271
>I'm so stoic
>my life's savings could be earned in a week's worth of wageslaving at McDonald's
>I've never paid a bill in my life
:DDDDDD

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SURPRISE INTEREST RATE INCREASE MF

>> No.15121408

I sold all my silver and gold, added more to my account, and went back for more stonks.

>> No.15121413

>>15121290
I did the same thing fren, we bear market now

>> No.15121419

>>15121396
Lmaoing @ you

>> No.15121432

anyone else just fucking numb at this point

dont even get bothered when i see giant red numbers anymore

>> No.15121437

>>15121419
why? dumpy one is objectively great.

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>>15121419
>added to the collage!

>> No.15121449

>>15121396
I see you want the dumpy one too. Im trying to trade away the class rep for the dumpy one. Albeit no rush as the class rep girl is one of my top 3 choices.

I'd say my top 3 picks are
>Dumpy girl
>Career girl (she melts from touch, that's really hot)
>Class rep girl

>> No.15121457

>>15121432
Generally that's good.

It's giant green numbers that should worry you.

>> No.15121460

>>15121408
dumping your gold in the middle of a run and buying stocks when this may be the start of a recession. what a genius

>> No.15121461

>>15121407
*ADJUST GLASSES*
It is the belief of the FOMC that the CPI as a measure of inflation has been understating inflation in the real economy by at least 20%. We are now adopting a new measure CPIP that's P for Powell, which will the benchmark with which we measure inflation. And it is now apparent that we have met our inflation target for not only this year but well into q2 of 2020. Therefore with immediate effect. FOMC will be increasing the target range of funds rate to 4 percent to 4 and a quarter percent. Thank you. No questions pls.

>> No.15121463

what should i short for guaranteed money

>> No.15121468

>>15121437
He might be laughing because the guy who got dubs didn't get the dumpy girl, he became her.

>> No.15121470

>>15121463
Corporate collatorized debt

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15121473

>100 percent in biotechs
>crab for weeks
>all dropping
My exit point was this month and was gonna change to index funds. Lowered the high now. Thanks drumpf

>> No.15121476

>>15121460
Tbh gold is overbought in the short term.

>> No.15121478

>>15121408
dumping your gold now in the middle of a bull run and buying stocks when this may be the start of a recession. what a genius

>> No.15121481

>>15121463
I bought EEM puts myself, but if we bounce it's in no way guaranteed. They expire Friday

>> No.15121482

>>15121449
top 3 are
>nerd girl (not "nerd" girl)
>career girl
>class rep girl

>>15121461
based chad Powell doing what he wants

>> No.15121484
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Le Stable Genius Man should say something today to bump markets out of this pit, he can't let this continue.

>> No.15121488

>>15118813
>China has come out saying that they've purchased US agricultural goods, conflicting with news earlier about a demand to stop purchased during the Asian session.
>What a fucking shit show.
>https://twitter.com/LiveSquawk
China have been saying that for past multiple days(weeks?) yet Trump have continues to say otherwise.

>> No.15121506

>>15118241
>mfw irl had the dumpy one
>didn‘t even smell
waste of time and money desu i didnt even get the best trait (ze smells)

>> No.15121517

NEW
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>15121513

>>15121513

>>15121513

>>15121513

>> No.15121528

>>15121484
he's busy talking about how guns and video games are evil, he doesn't care about the markets right now
:^)

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>>15121461

>> No.15121562

>>15121478
>tfw I my 401K allocation was changed to high yield corporate bonds on 8/1/2019

my work's financial adviser may think I'm a savant based on the timing

>> No.15121611

>>15121039
based divi poster

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>shorts TVIX

>> No.15121641

I don't feel so good Mr SNSS Anon...

>> No.15121666

>>15121506
Waste of money? how much did you spend on her...
Best part is her being super into you, having sweaty sex where she does whatever you want, kind, self-improve, (alternative music and black clothes can be a plus)

Also I like the aesthetic of the bags under her eyes.

Slut, Dumpy, Rep, and Tomboy are all top tier, since it sounds like the slut just enjoys sex, not that she sleeps around or will cheat.

>>15121468
Ohhhh shit...

>> No.15121700

>>15121666
>since it sounds like the slut just enjoys sex, not that she sleeps around

wait that is literally what slut means, that she sleeps around
it doesn't say slut4u
also you can't be trusted with the great deceiver digits

I'm selling slut and buying nerd and career girl all day

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>>15121461
kek based Powell

>> No.15121834

>>15121700
It says sticks with you if you're nice to her...
If she sleeps around, then it's tomboy, dumpy, and class rep... yes in that order.

Unless the tomboy is actually manly. What the fuck does that mean? She doesn't look manly. Does she have a deep voice or something?

>> No.15121875

>>15121834
Uses Old Spice, chops firewood, and slaps your ass when you walk past

>> No.15121890

>>15121875
nice I'm glad I rolled tomboy ;^)
I will make her wear naked apron

>> No.15122104

>>15118241
Pretty worried about August 7th. All my biomemes have things that day.

>> No.15122137

>>15118241
Rolling for gf

>> No.15122179

>>15122137
Perfection

>> No.15122492
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>don't piss off china man they'll just dump all their equities and crash our economy