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I have a question for those of you who browse this place at work?

What is your job? Christ, I am a financial analyst and except for a quick 5-10 min review of financials news I don't have time to even check my mail.

>> No.15582841

>>15582811
Whart do you do as an analyst? For how long each day?

>> No.15582880

>>15582811
You need to work harder so your boss, Schlomo Shekelstein, can make more money. Back to work.

>> No.15582905
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15582905

>>15582841

Mostly excel & powerpoint gruntwork for like 80% of the time.

8-10hrs/day.

>> No.15582923

>>15582811

I heard that inversing this place gets you huge returns...

>> No.15583010

>>15582811
I really really want to grow and learn about economics and want to be a financial analyst or something analyst I'm a DBA but don't even spend much time with databases, any idea how to break into the finance field with 0 finance background? Also how much do you get paid? Jelly af

>> No.15583038
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15583038

>>15582905
Get a better job, faggot

>> No.15583045

>>15582811
engineer for a fortune 50 company.

i shitpost at least 3-5 hours a day at work in between browsing craigslist. i do maybe an hour of actual work a day and mostly just go to meetings to give technical input on things.

>> No.15583529

>>15582905
But what? Especially in excel?

>> No.15583658

>>15582811
engineer working from home at a non-tech company that thinks intern-level work requires a 6 figure salary. work maybe 2 hours daily and work out and shitpost the rest of the day. comp sci degree is not a meme if you work hard for a little while and/or get lucky and get a good reputation

>> No.15583794

>>15583529

Organizing financial statements, calculating ratios (RoE, EBITDA%, etc), helping with the preparation of models.

>> No.15583813

google image results in weird for OP image. wholesome, but weird

>> No.15583819

>>15582905
who's this cute loli?

>> No.15584017

When I first started working I was just a bitch worker and I posted on my phone a ton. Mostly filing paperwork. Now I actually write regulatory reports and realized posting here, even on sfw boards, is insane with how HR departments are these days.

>> No.15584032

>>15584017
>virginposting using the company network
>not chadposting on your phone
It’s like you want to get fired

>> No.15584084

>>15583045
How do I get your job. I bust my hump all fucking day in a dungeon for $50k in NYC. I can't fucking do this anymore

>> No.15584277

>>15582905
cuteness better than tits? Maybe yes

>> No.15584314

>>15584032
what a scared npc cuck
not chadposting about kikes and niggers on 4channel using the company network
both your company and country are weaker than jeb

>> No.15584320

Wealth advisor. Make around 300k year and browse biz minimum of 7 hours everyday. Pretty Gucci.

>> No.15584353

>>15584314
Based and niggerpilled (at work)

>> No.15584435

>>15582811
Damn her tits haven't stopped growing after her pregnancy, fucking epic